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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎這是什麼？

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‎不會吧！是鹿

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‎真的是鹿

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‎-是鹿
‎-鹿

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‎這是什麼？這不是鹿吧？

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‎-自己看，凱文
‎-這看起來像…

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‎是肉桂

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‎我覺得凱文真的不是很聰明

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‎我覺得人生真的很公平

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‎他有健美身材、完美腹肌
‎一張俊俏的臉

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‎但說到腦細胞

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‎我想上帝可能少給了他一點

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‎你看，海參要78元

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‎-比你的老二還貴
‎-天啊

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‎239元？

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‎最大不見得是最好的

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‎通常越小越好

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‎-我知道
‎-最小的最貴

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‎天啊！越來越貴

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‎這才不貴呢

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‎-不貴
‎-這個要238美元？

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‎天啊！我在這裡什麼也買不起

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‎妳好， 妳能幫我們嗎？

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‎我朋友想煲湯給他女朋友喝

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‎-所以…
‎-這個“中國薯”？

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‎有中文名字嗎？我來…

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‎-我查查看
‎-那個的中文名字

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‎雪莉懷孕時，我們才剛開始交往

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‎但我知道雪莉就是我想相守的人

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‎雪莉和我的狀況絕對不傳統

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‎她想結婚，但我一直在拖

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‎-雪莉？
‎-雪莉需要這個

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‎-我想這能解決所有的問題
‎-對

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‎你根本不必煲湯

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‎傑西，你是怎麼回事？

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‎雪莉很希望他求婚

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‎她是我的好閨蜜

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‎好像已經拖了四年

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‎你他媽的絕對能在一整年之中

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‎他媽的找一天去好好約會

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‎他媽的從365天裡找一個好日子

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‎-那是魚翅
‎-想像煮這個

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‎-這是魚翅？
‎-不，是魚鰾

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‎一萬五千？

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‎-什麼？
‎-對

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‎一萬五千？ 那是日圓嗎？

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‎-不，是美元
‎-美金

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‎有誰會買？腦袋壞了才會買

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‎等等，你會買？

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‎那標價上的金額實在太誇張了

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‎傑西，我們要兩個

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‎我們要買？

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‎全是為了雪莉

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‎不過是一條手鍊的價格

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‎沒什麼，買就是了

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‎這是史上最貴的一碗湯

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‎我不付這個錢，是別人的

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‎（安娜榭伊莊園，比佛利山莊）

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‎-妳好
‎-嗨，安娜

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‎妳在做什麼？

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‎我一邊等妳一邊找事情做

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‎來吧

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‎信任一直是我的問題

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‎我之前有個助理

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‎他偷了四，五百萬美元的珠寶

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‎光天化日之下就這麼走了

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‎我交的朋友必須是

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‎正直、道德、有原則、明是非和尊重

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‎我想小金可能是那種人

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‎妳真好笑

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‎我怎麼會好笑？

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‎妳好美，妳的頭髮還有這一身

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‎-謝了
‎-妳不習慣接受稱讚？

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‎-我也是
‎-我很害羞

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‎我覺得最有意思的

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‎是她的低聲說話

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‎“拜託！我是DJ
‎我耳朵聾了，聽不見”

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‎-所以妳會彈琴？
‎-有時候

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‎-真的？
‎-心情好的時候

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‎彈個什麼給我聽好嗎？

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‎-好喔，太棒了
‎-不，妳待在這裡

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‎好厲害

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‎天啊

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‎就這樣

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‎就這樣？

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‎我都會，但我不要彈

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‎這個地方太棒了
‎我以為我爸媽的家很美

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‎-妳父母住在哪裡？
‎-馬里布

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‎-很棒啊
‎-對

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‎對

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‎美女，妳根本住在叢林裡
‎這裡還有猴子？

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‎沒有，之前有一隻猴子

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‎我有過一隻口袋小猴子

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‎-妳有猴子？
‎-沒有，是以前，牠死了

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‎是吧？

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‎我們曾經有魚

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‎有一天魚就死光了

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‎一夜之間的事，超誇張的

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‎我和我女朋友下樓一看
‎牠們全翻肚死了

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‎-不會吧？
‎-好詭異

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‎那會不吉利嗎？

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‎我是這麼想

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‎等等，妳的魚死了，猴子也死了

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‎妳想想看

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‎卡陰了

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‎不能說卡陰，只能說有鬼魂吧

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‎-安娜！
‎-什麼？

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‎我怕鬼

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‎我很怕鬼

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‎讓我來說說為什麼我會這樣

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‎我當時在洗澡

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‎洗熱水澡的時候鏡子不是會起霧？

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‎我走出來一看
‎鏡子上清楚地寫了一個名字

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‎我差點閃尿嚇死

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‎-這些也是妳的車？
‎-這輛

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‎那輛是我兒子的，他喜歡藍寶

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‎我也喜歡藍寶
‎我喜歡這輛，兩輛我都喜歡

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‎-這些是…
‎-妳喜歡跑車？

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‎是嗎？ 好喔，我們是同一掛的

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‎我很欣賞她的青春活力

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‎她跟我很像

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‎開心最重要

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‎妳知道嗎？ 妳好酷

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‎-妳真好笑
‎-我覺得我們可以當好姊妹

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‎一起玩得很開心

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‎我們要不要找一天去羅迪歐大道？

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‎-好，我隨時奉陪
‎-是嗎？

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‎我們要找一天來
‎《玩命關頭3：東京甩尾》？

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‎好耶！

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‎好

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‎（雪莉與傑西的家）

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‎好，過來，別擔心

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‎（雪莉）

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‎來，彈給爸爸看

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‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-還好

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‎-好，來
‎-妳喜歡拆東西

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‎傑西是我的男朋友

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‎我們在一起五年了

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‎我們的第一個寶寶是潔朵兒

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‎還有另一個寶寶快出生了

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‎我覺得我也該結婚了

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‎可是我沒有

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‎我現在心思全在懷孕上

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‎-我隨時可能會生
‎-妳知道我們的黃道吉日是哪天

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‎-知道
‎-八八

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‎就是“發財，發財”的意思

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‎八是一種迷信，據說能帶來財富

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‎翻譯的話，六一八是六一發

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‎對吧？ 是"一路發”的意思

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‎其實最重要的是健康

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‎身體健康排第一

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‎記得生她的時候離那個好日子很近

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‎對，她應該是6月21日生

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‎結果在6月18日生

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‎-那也是吉利的數字
‎-對

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‎所以你覺得…

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‎你今年會求婚嗎？還是…

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‎-什麼？
‎-對

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‎我是說，妳連晚餐要吃什麼都不知道

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‎什麼意思？跟我有什麼關係？

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‎-我已經保證過了
‎-但那跟求婚不一樣

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‎保證是什麼意思？

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‎什麼？

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‎我保證一定會向妳求婚

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‎傑西是富二代

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‎他喜歡當老大

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‎所以我叫他做什麼，他都不太高興

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‎因為他覺得“我才是老大”

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‎應該是他來發號施令

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‎但他不是惡意

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‎對吧？

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‎妳也知道那個風水師說的

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‎今年不適合我們結婚

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‎-反正你說了算
‎-不用急

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‎潔朵兒，媽咪不希望妳
‎重蹈媽咪覆轍，好嗎？

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‎為什麼？

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‎我不希望她懷孕了，對方還不求婚

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‎太慘了

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‎我的確覺得自己受困於身為美國女孩

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‎又要維護華人價值

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‎我實在不想主動告訴他該怎麼做

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‎但另一方面我又覺得這樣很吃虧

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‎她要走傳統的方式

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‎-要先求婚
‎-不

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‎我要讓我的孩子知道
‎“我們有爸爸媽媽在一起

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‎我們會永遠在一起”

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‎我不想再等了，我不知道還能等多久

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‎有些事需要改變

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‎-現在所謂的傳統是什麼？
‎-什麼意思？

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‎我依舊遵守傳統

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‎對，好吧

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‎但我無法控制你，所以…

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‎就這麼辦

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‎等著看吧

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‎（馬里布）

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‎-妳今天好漂亮了
‎-謝了，寶貝

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‎這是個美好的夜晚，對吧？
‎我希望日落會很美

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‎我在巴黎犯了錯

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‎我現在知道了

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‎但我很感激，我學到了教訓

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‎我希望我們能繼續下去

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‎哇，好美

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‎洛杉磯的海岸很美

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‎所以我想為她做點不一樣的

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‎我想給她驚喜

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‎好讓我們倆有新的共同回憶

208
00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:07,167
‎哇！ 就真正的旅行拖車

209
00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:08,085
‎親愛的

210
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,801
‎（馬里布海灘）

211
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,385
‎這是最棒的風景
‎真想不到你安排了這個，寶貝

212
00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,391
‎妳想住在這輛拖車裡嗎？

213
00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,063
‎只有我、妳和狗狗？

214
00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:22,689
‎-沒問題
‎-好喔

215
00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,114
‎-我愛妳，親愛的
‎-我也愛妳，寶貝

216
00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:31,739
‎我們的戀情有過好多轉折

217
00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:34,236
‎對，我們真的是這樣

218
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,779
‎我很珍惜那些

219
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,499
‎因為我們人生的不同階段

220
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,420
‎我們都在彼此身邊

221
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,000
‎一同度過

222
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,625
‎這一切得來不易，所以我很珍惜

223
00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,093
‎就像我們經歷過風風雨雨

224
00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:53,473
‎我們是攜手度過的，妳懂我意思嗎？

225
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,885
‎但在巴黎，在安娜的面前

226
00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,851
‎我覺得我們都失態了

227
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,682
‎如果她能更了解你

228
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,557
‎我覺得她沒看到我看到的部分

229
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,895
‎因為她沒有完全了解你

230
00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:10,691
‎不知道你有多棒 ，還有你的另一面

231
00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,862
‎一切都很好，我們的生活很美好

232
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,823
‎我愛我們的生活

233
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,116
‎我知道，我們只是…

234
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,909
‎平常我們忙於日常生活

235
00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:23,656
‎有時會氣這氣那的，但到頭來

236
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,118
‎就是很美好，是不是？

237
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,543
‎期待最傷人

238
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:34,340
‎如果我們能永遠這樣下去

239
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,965
‎我想我們會有美好人生

240
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:39,682
‎-我愛妳
‎-我愛你

241
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,387
‎但同時在我內心深處，我會想

242
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,186
‎“我們還有很多要努力的

243
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,809
‎我們不能活在夢境裡”

244
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,540
‎來，我們走吧

245
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,713
‎天啊

246
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,247
‎-你怎麼會那樣停車？
‎-我不知道

247
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,796
‎-我要怎麼進去？
‎-我的…我忘了我的鞋子

248
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,470
‎天啊，你是怎麼回事？

249
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,258
‎等等，我要去穿鞋子

250
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,182
‎好

251
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:18,679
‎-好痛，快點！
‎-等一下

252
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,931
‎-拜託！我真的很痛
‎-來了

253
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:23,055
‎嘿，這樣搭配可以吧？

254
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,891
‎搭配？ 你在說些什麼？

255
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,436
‎-看起來好怪
‎-我很痛！

256
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,110
‎-好，抱歉
‎-快點！

257
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,779
‎天啊！你在笑什麼？我痛死了

258
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,988
‎不知道，好像跟我的衣服不太搭
‎不過沒關係

259
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,530
‎-我喜歡妳的拖鞋
‎-我的拖鞋也不搭

260
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:39,624
‎一、二、三

261
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,119
‎好痛，我很重嗎？

262
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:46,041
‎-不，是傑文很重，妳不重
‎-好，回答得真好

263
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,619
‎天啊

264
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:57,337
‎（五小時後）

265
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,505
‎深呼吸

266
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,216
‎-把腳往後伸，握住她的手
‎-憋住氣

267
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,433
‎然後繼續

268
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,473
‎-往下推
‎-屏住呼吸，用力推

269
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,981
‎我在推了，這樣對嗎？

270
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,481
‎沒有，我毫無感覺

271
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,573
‎-抱歉
‎-妳要再吸大口一點

272
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:13,978
‎-好
‎-妳剛才沒做到

273
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:17,316
‎妳平常都很優雅纖細

274
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:21,203
‎就這麼一次粗魯一點，沒關係的

275
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,452
‎-妳做得很好
‎-加油

276
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,084
‎-腿張開
‎-深呼吸

277
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,709
‎憋住…用力！

278
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,039
‎很好，繼續加油

279
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,754
‎加油，寶貝，快成功了

280
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,094
‎天啊！

281
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,549
‎睜開眼睛，往下看，寶寶出來了

282
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,589
‎-妳做得很好
‎-天啊

283
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,550
‎謝謝

284
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,507
‎爸爸，你要剪嗎？

285
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,426
‎好

286
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:45,603
‎他長得像你

287
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,484
‎我要帶他去保溫箱，媽媽，借過

288
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,020
‎-恭喜
‎-謝謝你

289
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,234
‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-真快

290
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,185
‎大概吧

291
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,660
‎當我看到傑文

292
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,792
‎我數了他的腳趾和手指

293
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:12,500
‎看到他讓我欣喜莫名

294
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,209
‎很難形容

295
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,545
‎這手臂還有那個東西

296
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,382
‎幸好傑文真的很可愛

297
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,638
‎我要珍惜每一刻

298
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,640
‎我等不及要把他

299
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:29,932
‎放進愛馬仕的箱子和包包
‎然後幫他拍照

300
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,984
‎（錫安山醫學中心）

301
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,027
‎里歐，你好嗎？ 這是什麼？

302
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:49,036
‎-這是素包子
‎-讓我想起老家

303
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:51,659
‎-我知道，全是純素的
‎-都是純素的吧？ 完美

304
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:55,077
‎我有點想家了，我想分享

305
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,627
‎新加坡對我的意義

306
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,840
‎所以我決定在福爾摩沙辦派對

307
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,681
‎-嘿！那可不是新加坡司令嗎？
‎-我才不是司令

308
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,718
‎-你好
‎-你好嗎？嗨！

309
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,682
‎我在新加坡是媒體寵兒，封面人物

310
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:08,933
‎就連我媽也會被跟蹤

311
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:13,274
‎她說：“你別再貼我的照片了
‎因為有陌生人來跟蹤我”

312
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,362
‎我們要很多奶油
‎如果看起來很油，一定好吃

313
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:20,188
‎-小康，今天是新加坡新年
‎-我們就叫做新加坡日吧

314
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,816
‎這是新加坡獨立的日子

315
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,743
‎我想是60年前的事了

316
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:28,412
‎-你覺得當新加坡人有什麼優點？
‎-我覺得安全很重要

317
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,912
‎我晚上可以別著高檔別針

318
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,245
‎戴漂亮的鑽戒出門

319
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,659
‎真漂亮

320
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,707
‎對，今天的主題是紅色

321
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,752
‎不，這別針也很厲害

322
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,213
‎看誰來了，別搶我的風采，賤人

323
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,508
‎-哇！
‎-很好

324
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,181
‎杰美，妳必須離開
‎門在那裡，請妳離開

325
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,720
‎-妳搶走他的風采
‎-我喜歡你這件小襯衫

326
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,724
‎-妳比他還有明星風采
‎-出口在那裡

327
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,426
‎克莉絲汀，要不要來杯珍珠？

328
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,806
‎珍珠奶茶是台灣的飲料

329
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,523
‎不，新加坡融合了各國文化

330
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,103
‎-珍珠是台灣的
‎-才不是

331
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,437
‎-你好嗎？
‎-妳好

332
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,652
‎有沒有注意到我哪裡不一樣？

333
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,477
‎妳發現了嗎？

334
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,449
‎你剃了胸毛

335
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,449
‎不是，是迪奧

336
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,700
‎-這是迪奧？
‎-是的

337
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,912
‎妳怎麼會沒發現？

338
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,449
‎-我不喜歡那件襯衫
‎-妳不喜歡嗎？

339
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,746
‎對，我是說真的

340
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:14,869
‎好吧

341
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,325
‎杰美和克莉絲汀是時尚達人

342
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,876
‎她們應該掌握流行趨勢

343
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,798
‎我的天，跟你們說雪莉生了

344
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,091
‎-天啊！
‎-好可愛

345
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,796
‎-怎麼回事？
‎-天啊

346
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,596
‎她氣色真好

347
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,219
‎-天啊！難怪她才沒有…

348
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,217
‎天啊

349
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,308
‎-我們打給她吧
‎-快打給她，克莉絲汀

350
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,813
‎她的胎盤可以給我嗎？

351
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,055
‎我們可以分享胎盤

352
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,016
‎-你為什麼要她的胎盤？
‎-是最棒的臉部保養品

353
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,610
‎-請留言
‎-她沒接

354
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,492
‎我們來唱歌給她聽

355
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,321
‎-Happy baby to you
‎-Happy baby to you

356
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,487
‎Happy baby to you

357
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,446
‎安娜，該妳了

358
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,495
‎別把胎盤丟掉

359
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:59,248
‎祝妳生寶寶快樂

360
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,633
‎我們愛妳，雪莉

361
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,839
‎我們愛妳…

362
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,170
‎那是妳的胎盤，要怎麼處置隨便妳

363
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,215
‎不行！我要

364
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,968
‎打回去，跟她說我們要用買的

365
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,054
‎妳在開玩笑嗎？

366
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,017
‎（何光玥）

367
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:28,034
‎-在酒吧那邊的是誰？
‎-他帶的一些朋友

368
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,779
‎妳認識安德魯

369
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:35,865
‎-安德魯？ 我怎麼會不認識安德魯？
‎-妳怎麼會不認識，對吧？

370
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,667
‎我很驚訝看到安德魯和凱莉在一起

371
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:43,457
‎只因為我以為凱莉會更堅強

372
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,714
‎妳和安德魯還好嗎？

373
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:48,085
‎我很高興他費心安排了小旅行

374
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,723
‎那是一大進步

375
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,640
‎我們一直在做情侶諮商
‎我覺得有幫助

376
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,720
‎可是我覺得他會為小事抓狂

377
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,063
‎妳懂我意思嗎？他會爆怒

378
00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,142
‎-我們能坐著聊嗎？
‎-要坐嗎？

379
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,267
‎好

380
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:04,613
‎我覺得還有很多事要做

381
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,030
‎我才有辦法往下一步走

382
00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:09,148
‎-妳和他一起旅行過吧？
‎-對

383
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,646
‎所以，怎麼會…

384
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,738
‎和凱莉一起旅行很好玩

385
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,450
‎安德魯…

386
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,159
‎巴黎發生的那件事

387
00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:20,413
‎他對我大吼大叫，對我出言不遜

388
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,674
‎我看到她們女生
‎在談論我們在巴黎的事

389
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:27,961
‎讓我整個人火都上來了

390
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,587
‎隱私在戀愛關係中很重要

391
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,934
‎為什麼不能忽視這個世界
‎只專注在我們自己？

392
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,431
‎為什麼要弄得人盡皆知？

393
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,772
‎我覺得安德魯放不下過去

394
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:42,348
‎如果他不能放下過去，就無法往前走

395
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,766
‎我正在尋求專業諮詢

396
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,725
‎我也盡量自我克制

397
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:51,396
‎我不會跟凱莉吵
‎我要忍住，不質問她

398
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,607
‎我會冷靜

399
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,086
‎-好厲害
‎-天啊，這是什麼？

400
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,339
‎這是什麼？

401
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:09,958
‎好酷

402
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,417
‎我喜歡水療日

403
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,337
‎我受不了這些人整天講個不停

404
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,136
‎我喜歡在家做
‎很好玩，還可以邀朋友來

405
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,011
‎她在那裡！主人來了

406
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,558
‎妳請了按摩師和美甲師

407
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,478
‎真可愛

408
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:28,611
‎又來了，工作人員比客人還多

409
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,730
‎我要免費按摩了

410
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,318
‎-不，是我先的！
‎-不，是我先！

411
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,870
‎你真是王八蛋

412
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,326
‎我很高興可以按摩

413
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,082
‎大家以為當模特兒很輕鬆，其實不是

414
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,705
‎整天繃緊腹肌很辛苦

415
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,633
‎像這樣

416
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,343
‎你要屏住呼吸

417
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,298
‎你的下背負擔很大

418
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,715
‎-妳在戴手套
‎-對

419
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,474
‎請你先放輕鬆

420
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,433
‎有這麼激烈？

421
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,176
‎是很激烈，是的

422
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,935
‎因為這是從內到外的按摩

423
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,191
‎什麼？

424
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,477
‎從裡到外？

425
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,937
‎妳在做什麼？

426
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,946
‎我們都喜歡打雷射

427
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:17,698
‎也喜歡打肉毒、玻尿酸那些的

428
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,991
‎但現在這是最新的

429
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,785
‎是口腔按摩

430
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,710
‎很多人這裡會特別緊

431
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:26,959
‎因為講很多話

432
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,290
‎對，他很愛講話

433
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,535
‎-對，我有發現
‎-對

434
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,496
‎一開始我覺得有點怪

435
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:35,297
‎不過很有效，能幫你抒壓

436
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,092
‎她在對你做什麼？

437
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,466
‎好舒服
‎我需要一個女朋友幫我做這個

438
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,894
‎這不是侵入性的

439
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,392
‎是有趣又古怪的東西

440
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,637
‎我這是經驗談

441
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,057
‎-放輕鬆！
‎-安娜

442
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,305
‎-安娜
‎-什麼事？

443
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,766
‎我們來淨化妳的房子，幫妳去邪？

444
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,072
‎-天啊
‎-我是說真的，一定要做

445
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,282
‎-妳帶了聖經來？
‎-我帶了聖經

446
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,413
‎我找不到十字架 ，所以帶了聖經

447
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,620
‎我之所以會拿著聖經是為了保護自己

448
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,792
‎真希望我沒有第六感
‎就不會注意到那些

449
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,632
‎不過當我走進安娜的房子

450
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,128
‎那感覺幾乎是…就是毛毛的

451
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,341
‎我們要把…那個叫做什麼？

452
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,711
‎-智者
‎-那不是基督教的

453
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,377
‎妳連字都不會說

454
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,376
‎蓋伊，來

455
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,677
‎怎樣？

456
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,090
‎他們都覺得我瘋了

457
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,468
‎-我也這麼覺得
‎-那我就當瘋女人吧

458
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,505
‎好，讓我發瘋吧

459
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:28,348
‎我先把話說清楚，我是出於好意

460
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,765
‎要是你知道這房子卡陰

461
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,564
‎一定會這麼做

462
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,688
‎妳怎麼會放這麼大的十字架？

463
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,645
‎-也許她…
‎-上面寫著什麼？

464
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,565
‎-香奈兒十字架？
‎-香奈兒！

465
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:42,534
‎我覺得她就是喜歡收集古董

466
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,946
‎臉部按摩變得十分風行

467
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:48,825
‎尤其在梅根王妃說她平常就會做

468
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,174
‎好吧

469
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,669
‎-她知道我們會上來嗎？
‎-這好像很失禮

470
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,251
‎-沒關係，她不在乎
‎-調查她的家

471
00:20:55,337 --> 00:21:00,877
‎我好奇的是她洗澡時用哪種洗髮精？

472
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:04,222
‎因為她的頭髮亂七八糟

473
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,854
‎如果她用的產品不對

474
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,811
‎也許就是問題所在

475
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:09,806
‎天啊！

476
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,228
‎她有飛機杯！

477
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,901
‎什麼？她浴室裡有老二飛機杯！

478
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:18,694
‎我聽到“老二”

479
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,703
‎什麼？

480
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:21,819
‎樓上是怎麼了？

481
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:29,909
‎搞什麼？

482
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,167
‎她怎麼會有飛機杯？

483
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,917
‎我要…這什麼鬼東西？

484
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,014
‎是濕的

485
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,916
‎是某個人的精液

486
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:45,298
‎好，安娜在淋浴間搞誰的老二？

487
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,221
‎-丟出去
‎-怎麼是濕的？

488
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,017
‎那鬼東西真噁心

489
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,140
‎-妳覺得這樣不禮貌嗎？
‎-不會不禮貌

490
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,937
‎真噁心！那是什麼東西？
‎根本是違法的

491
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,192
‎快點！

492
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,487
‎那是什麼？

493
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,987
‎天啊！

494
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:10,287
‎天啊！

495
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,000
‎那是飛機杯

496
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,000
‎情況不

497
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:17,665
‎這不是“去你的”
‎而是“操你媽的”的狀況

498
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:20,626
‎他們也管太多了

499
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:22,968
‎妳怎麼會找到性玩具？

500
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,220
‎是蓋伊！

501
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,431
‎我家裡也有同樣的飛機杯

502
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:29,971
‎我放在床邊的抽屜裡，好嗎？

503
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,137
‎小金，妳不能亂翻別人家的東西

504
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,555
‎我沒有…不是我

505
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:34,903
‎我不需要聖經

506
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,686
‎我覺得小金很沒禮貌

507
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,654
‎我還在觀察學習

508
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,145
‎到底可以信任誰

509
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,486
‎妳在氣她？

510
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:45,952
‎不，她…

511
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,582
‎最好是

512
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:50,985
‎-什麼？
‎-真的嗎？

513
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:54,078
‎安娜對人很好
‎但如果妳硬闖她的界線

514
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,584
‎她直接跟你切八段

515
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:56,665
‎你就再見了

516
00:22:56,750 --> 00:23:00,130
‎像小金，下輩子見了，賤人

517
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,462
‎那東西又不是我發現的

518
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:05,377
‎-闖進妳浴室的人是他
‎-別怪到他身上

519
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,297
‎我沒有

520
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,635
‎安娜大方請我們到她家
‎我們是她的客人

521
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:13,271
‎小金完全不尊重主人

522
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:17,810
‎我覺得把飛機杯從安娜的窗戶丟出來

523
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:21,066
‎安娜以後不會隨便邀朋友到家裡了

524
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,529
‎道歉就是了！

525
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:25,149
‎為什麼要我道歉？
‎進她臥室的人又不是我

526
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,947
‎好吧，我代替小金道歉

527
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:29,781
‎因為我們都是亞洲人，我們不吵架

528
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:32,076
‎安娜，我代她向妳道歉

529
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,290
‎抱歉我們太失禮了…

530
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,461
‎太誇張了！

531
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,749
‎我想我真的看走眼了

532
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:41,956
‎我原本對她的看法是錯的

533
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,723
‎我的世界容不下小金

534
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,597
‎-嗨，雪莉
‎-你好

535
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,154
‎很高興見到妳，我是妳的攝影師

536
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,228
‎-請進
‎-妳好

537
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,523
‎這是潔朵兒，請進

538
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,526
‎-她的名字好漂亮
‎-我喜歡妳的洋裝

539
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,899
‎但那不是給妳的，好嗎？潔朵兒

540
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,907
‎她可能以為是她要拍照

541
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:13,743
‎我生潔朵兒的時候沒有好好拍照

542
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,077
‎所以我對自己說
‎“如果再生一個寶寶

543
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,333
‎一定要好好拍新生寶寶照”

544
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,375
‎天啊！好可愛

545
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,709
‎-對
‎-妳要坐在裡面？

546
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:22,843
‎對

547
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:24,249
‎這也太酷了

548
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:28,047
‎克莉絲汀很寵寶貝G，其實我也一樣

549
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,723
‎我喜歡打扮傑文

550
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,341
‎杜嘉班納、古馳、印第

551
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,758
‎我的天啊！

552
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:34,256
‎他吃得多也大得多

553
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:37,477
‎但現在他的大便聞起來像爆米花

554
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:38,689
‎奶油爆米花

555
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:40,981
‎並沒有

556
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,944
‎-對
‎-她抱著孩子？

557
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,484
‎她要把他包起來

558
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,527
‎（傑文，雪莉的新生兒子）

559
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:50,161
‎他好可愛

560
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,528
‎-真的很可愛
‎-我的天啊

561
00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:04,544
‎-就是讓人想抱抱他
‎-真的，好可愛

562
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:09,931
‎等等，這是新戒指嗎？

563
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,298
‎不是，之前就有的

564
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:13,724
‎我是第一次戴

565
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,643
‎-等等，你們訂婚了？
‎-我們沒有

566
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,018
‎我不懂

567
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:22,401
‎是定情戒，已經有一陣子了

568
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:25,269
‎-這定情戒真棒
‎-對

569
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,397
‎他一年給妳多少承諾？

570
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:33,074
‎對亞洲文化是嚴重敗德

571
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:35,326
‎生了孩子

572
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:38,748
‎卻沒有結婚

573
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:41,918
‎我不贊同，但我知道是存在的

574
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:46,458
‎我也知道亞洲文化很嚴苛

575
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,335
‎因為我親身經歷過

576
00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:51,421
‎如果我跟我媽說，我懷孕了沒有結婚

577
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:55,138
‎我父母會覺得我很不檢點

578
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,141
‎（帕奇菲克）

579
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:10,280
‎（中秋佳節）

580
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:17,703
‎謝謝大家來，今天是特別的節日

581
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:20,504
‎我很高興我媽來了

582
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,789
‎（艾蜜莉，凱莉的媽媽）

583
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,212
‎請妳媽告訴我們中秋節

584
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:28,592
‎阿姨，中秋節是怎樣？
‎我們為什麼要慶祝中秋節？

585
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:35,470
‎中國的中秋節
‎有點像美國的感恩節是慶祝豐收

586
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,602
‎就是豐收了以後

587
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,139
‎大家在一起慶祝，全家團圓

588
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,853
‎-團圓
‎-說中秋節快樂

589
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:43,854
‎中秋快樂！

590
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:46,895
‎享受今晚，盡量吃盡量喝

591
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:51,531
‎凱莉，妳好嗎？真高興見到妳

592
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:56,321
‎-妳這東西好漂亮
‎-謝謝

593
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:59,026
‎妳真的是凱莉的媽媽？
‎天啊！妳真漂亮

594
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,617
‎我是凱文，幸會

595
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,582
‎他直接進攻媽媽

596
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,712
‎看到了嗎？

597
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:07,625
‎他根本沒跟我打招呼，搞什麼

598
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,499
‎我知道他在做什麼

599
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,586
‎先從媽媽下手

600
00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:13,591
‎我們今天要許什麼願嗎？

601
00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:17,393
‎我們希望大家在一起，全家團圓

602
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,759
‎-妳希望我和凱莉一起…
‎-閉嘴

603
00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,176
‎妳喜歡安德魯嗎？

604
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:22,434
‎-喜歡
‎-真的？

605
00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:23,345
‎對，他人還不錯

606
00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,603
‎妳喜歡凱文嗎？

607
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:25,524
‎還不錯

608
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,021
‎就這樣？只是“還不錯”？

609
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:32,319
‎我聽說只要搞定媽媽

610
00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:34,492
‎就能搞定女兒

611
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:37,485
‎所以我要設法雙贏

612
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:39,622
‎-妳和凱文是怎麼回事？
‎-沒事

613
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:40,779
‎-事有蹊蹺
‎-哪有？

614
00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:43,617
‎-妳真不會說謊
‎-我沒說謊

615
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:45,713
‎-明明就有什麼
‎-看我這張天使臉孔

616
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,329
‎我看起來像在說謊嗎？沒有

617
00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:49,535
‎凱文和凱莉會打情罵俏

618
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,594
‎派對上出了狀況，如果我是德魯

619
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,092
‎我可能會揍他

620
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:05,177
‎-小金，牠想舔妳
‎-把牠們拉開，牠們會把我吃掉

621
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:06,226
‎別碰！

622
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:09,398
‎-這裡，好可愛
‎-你應該餵牠

623
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:11,435
‎可愛的屁屁

624
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,648
‎妳看牠在扭

625
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,240
‎-小金！
‎-安娜呢？

626
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,826
‎-沒人邀請安娜？
‎-不，我相信她有受邀

627
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:27,210
‎飛機杯事件之後，她就不想理我們了

628
00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:28,368
‎都是你的錯

629
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:30,246
‎誰從頭說給我聽

630
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:33,883
‎我在她的淋浴間發現一個超大飛機杯

631
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,972
‎我們都嚇到了
‎“她的淋浴間怎麼會有飛機杯？”

632
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:40,678
‎如果你要吸老二，什麼最實用…

633
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,180
‎液壓飛機杯，用的是水

634
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,314
‎有意思

635
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,810
‎聽我說，你們兩個要跟她道歉

636
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:52,363
‎這小子護著乾媽，我也會護著我乾媽

637
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:53,609
‎胡扯

638
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:56,230
‎安娜反而沒你那麼不高興

639
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,735
‎安娜善良又大方

640
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,530
‎你怎麼會去惹這樣的好人？

641
00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:05,034
‎-我不懂你在氣什麼
‎-因為妳冒犯了人家，小金

642
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:08,498
‎小金說個不停，完全不尊重安娜

643
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:12,380
‎她完全無法替自己辯護，很過份

644
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,089
‎你為什麼這麼生氣？

645
00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:15,549
‎因為飛機杯是你的？

646
00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:20,258
‎讓我進她家去亂搞

647
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:22,391
‎是誰把妳養大的？野狼嗎？

648
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,306
‎-你在說什麼？
‎-天啊

649
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:30,598
‎-你說什麼？ 誰把你養大的？
‎-是誰把妳養大的？野狼嗎？

650
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:34,111
‎-走吧，我們今天別惹這些事
‎-對，我沒事

651
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,569
‎你們要單獨談一談嗎？

652
00:29:35,648 --> 00:29:37,358
‎-不用，去你的
‎-不用，去妳的

653
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:40,032
‎-這件要十萬
‎-真的假的？

654
00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:41,361
‎好了…

655
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,276
‎我們要把你們分開

656
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:46,374
‎-我和我的訂製服裝要走了
‎-對，妳走吧

657
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,871
‎謝了，小金，我會把乾洗帳單寄給妳

658
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:54,208
‎安娜可以替自己出氣，她是成熟女人

659
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,252
‎她是成熟女人

660
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:57,125
‎一個有飛機杯的成熟女人

661
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,552
‎誰會做這種混蛋事？

662
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,090
‎到底懂不懂禮貌？

663
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,424
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