1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:02,461 TOMMY: What's up, lover? 2 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:03,712 PAMELA: Hey, baby. 3 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,422 TOMMY: Fuck, baby, look at you. 4 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:06,465 PAMELA: Hey, baby. 5 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:07,466 TOMMY: Holy shit. 6 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,801 - [squeals] Get in! 7 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,136 TOMMY: Baby, I love you! 8 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:13,138 - I love you, lover! 9 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,140 Fuck. 10 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:18,101 TOMMY: Wow, fuck, you are so hot. 11 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,311 PAMELA: Baby. 12 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:21,063 TOMMY: Baby. 13 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:22,773 Yeah. 14 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,816 PAMELA: Ah, I got it. 15 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,944 Fuck yes. 16 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,070 Yes. 17 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,863 Ah, baby. 18 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,948 I love you so much-- 19 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:31,949 TOMMY: Whoa! PAMELA: [squeals] 20 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:32,950 Careful, baby. 21 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,201 Are you okay? 22 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,494 Don't hurt yourself. TOMMY: [yells] 23 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,412 PAMELA: Yes. [gasps] TOMMY: [yells] 24 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:38,997 PAMELA: Fuck, I love you, gorgeous. 25 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:42,668 ["Lock Up Your Heart" playing] 26 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,378 SINGER: ♪ Won't you lock me ♪ 27 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:48,882 ♪ In your heart ♪ 28 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:54,388 ♪ And throw away the key ♪ 29 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,139 ♪ 'Cause I'll love you forever ♪ 30 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,267 PAMELA: [moans] Fuck! 31 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,602 [moaning] 32 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:04,606 SINGER: ♪ For eternity ♪ 33 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,108 TOMMY: Oh, fuck. 34 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,986 PAMELA: [moans] I wanna fuck you forever. 35 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,613 [moans] I love you so much. 36 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,365 [moaning] 37 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,117 SINGER: ♪ And love me tenderly ♪ 38 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:16,410 I love you. 39 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,415 [upbeat club music] 40 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:28,005 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,423 CLUB PATRON: Whoo! 42 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,140 [cheering] 43 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:41,059 - Girls night! 44 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,060 [cheering] 45 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,228 - Cheers! 46 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,314 [laughter] 47 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,815 Mmm. 48 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,191 You know what? 49 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,319 I am done with bad boys. 50 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,361 - Here we go. 51 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,529 - I am, I'm so over 52 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:53,905 the fights, the drama. 53 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,157 - I've heard this before. 54 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,283 PAMELA: You know what I want? 55 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,618 Like, nice, sweet... regular guy. 56 00:01:58,618 --> 00:01:59,619 You know, somebody boring. 57 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:00,620 - Yeah. 58 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,539 - A doctor, lawyer. 59 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,582 - Yes. 60 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:04,583 - [sighs] An accountant. 61 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:05,959 - No, please not an accountant. 62 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,336 [laughter] - Okay. 63 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,754 - Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't it be so nice? 64 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,005 I could just like, stay home, you know, 65 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,840 cook dinner, watch a movie. 66 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,425 Just, you know, chill on the couch. 67 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,843 - With the dogs. PAMELA: Yes, with my dog 68 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,762 and my cute, boring accountant boyfriend. 69 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,930 - Pammy, girl, that is so what you need. 70 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,057 - I know, I know. 71 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,267 These rock stars, actors are fucking crazy. 72 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,268 - All of 'em. 73 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,519 - God, forget it, so not worth it. 74 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,604 - I've been telling you that. 75 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:27,689 - I am done with self-obsessed. 76 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,690 MELANIE: Yes. - And I am done 77 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,691 with high-maintenance. 78 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:30,692 ALL: Yes! 79 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:31,735 - Hallelujah. 80 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,487 - You know what? From now on, 81 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,114 bad boys are out, and good boys are in. 82 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,824 ALL: [excitedly] Yes! 83 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:38,909 - To accountants! 84 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,035 - Accountants! 85 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,244 ALL: Accountants! 86 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,371 [cheering] 87 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,541 - Let's get shots. 88 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,710 - Tequila. PAMELA: [gasps] Nope. 89 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:49,878 Goldschlager. 90 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,339 You know what, the whole fucking club! 91 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,216 [cheers] 92 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,592 Whoo! 93 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:58,595 [Crystal Waters' "What I Need" playing] 94 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,430 SINGER: ♪ I feel my heart and soul ♪ 95 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,973 ♪ I feel the beat ♪ 96 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:04,393 ♪ I wish someone will give me ♪ 97 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,686 ♪ What I say, what I say ♪ 98 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,188 ♪ What I need, I need ♪ 99 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,357 ♪ I need, need, need, yeah ♪ 100 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,151 - Compliments of Pamela Anderson. 101 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:15,946 - Who? 102 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,864 - Pamela Anderson. 103 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,950 SINGER: ♪ What I need, I need, I need ♪ 104 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:24,329 SINGER: ♪ You are the man ♪ 105 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,581 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 106 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:30,085 ♪ You are the man ♪ 107 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:34,005 ♪ The one and only man ♪ 108 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:37,467 ♪ That I need, yeah ♪ 109 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,387 - Fuck you, Tommy! 110 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,013 [scoffs] - Oh, yeah, go, Tommy! 111 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,265 - For what? 112 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,266 - It's just this work thing. 113 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,267 Yes, the producers are 114 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,268 flyin' out a bunch of, you know, 115 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:47,519 syndicators and affiliates 116 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,020 to this big fancy resort to schmooze 117 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,439 and preview the new season. 118 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:51,648 - And meet Pam Anderson. [giggling] 119 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,316 - Yes. - That too. 120 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,569 - The shit you have to go through with these guys. 121 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,112 - It's fine. 122 00:03:57,112 --> 00:04:00,115 [funky music] 123 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:03,368 ♪ ♪ 124 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,369 SINGER: ♪ Get it ♪ 125 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,704 ♪ ♪ 126 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:06,913 ♪ Huh ♪ 127 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,373 ♪ Uh ♪ 128 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,000 ♪ Come on, now ♪ 129 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,501 ♪ Huh ♪ 130 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:18,508 ♪ ♪ 131 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,561 [upbeat music] 132 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,606 ♪ ♪ 133 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,607 [laughter] 134 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,942 - Yes, get me. [squeals] 135 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,069 [laughs] 136 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,154 MELANIE: Girl. 137 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,155 Yes. TOMMY: [laughing] Yeah. 138 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,490 - Yes, you come to me! 139 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,657 TOMMY: Yes! - Yes! 140 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,576 [upbeat dance music] 141 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:45,952 [giggling] 142 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,955 [La Bouche's "Be My Lover" playing] 143 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,749 ♪ ♪ 144 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:51,750 [glass shattering] 145 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,126 - Opa! 146 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,379 I'm Greek. 147 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,800 - I'm Pam. 148 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,636 SINGER: ♪ Be my lover, wanna be my lover ♪ 149 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,472 [cheering] 150 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,475 [upbeat dance music] 151 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,352 ♪ ♪ 152 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:14,105 SINGER: ♪ Looking back on all the time we spent together ♪ 153 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:17,150 ♪ You oughta know by now if you wanna be my lover ♪ 154 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,904 ♪ Wanna be my lover ♪ 155 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:24,491 ♪ Go ahead and take your time, boy, you gotta feel secure ♪ 156 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,744 ♪ Before I make you mine, baby, you have to be sure ♪ 157 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:31,081 ♪ You wanna be my lover, wanna be my lover ♪ 158 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:34,167 ♪ Wanna be my lover ♪ 159 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,920 ♪ La da da dee da da da da ♪ 160 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,051 - We looked down and there's this, like, 161 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,219 long trail of ants and he just... 162 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,470 - Ants? 163 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,347 No! - I shit you not! 164 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,932 We're, like, yes! 165 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,767 [laughs] 166 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,352 Whoo! 167 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,062 - Disgusting! MELANIE: Gross. 168 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,022 - Hey, I gotta go drain the main vein. 169 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,024 - [laughing] Okay. 170 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,860 [upbeat club music] 171 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,195 MELANIE: Pam. - Yes, yes, yes, what? 172 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,321 - He is trouble. 173 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,864 - Oh, gosh, will you relax? 174 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,116 MELANIE: No. - Melanie, please, Melanie. 175 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,285 - Promise me you're not gonna date him. 176 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,287 - No, of course I'm not gonna date him, I'm not. 177 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,496 - Promise. 178 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,956 - I am not gonna date him, 179 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,874 he's just, you know, he's just funny is all. 180 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,376 - [gasps] Pammy, no! 181 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,460 Good boys are in! 182 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,795 - Good boys are in, good boys are in. 183 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:19,796 Good boys are in, I know, I know that. 184 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,964 - Okay. - It's fine. 185 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:21,965 I'm not gonna date him. 186 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:22,966 - Don't date him. 187 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:23,967 - I am not gonna date him. 188 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,051 MELANIE: Pinky. - [giggles] 189 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,595 [giggles] 190 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,096 [wheezes] 191 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:29,806 I'm okay. 192 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,474 Really, I'm okay. 193 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:32,517 - Hey. 194 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,144 It's a very dangerous lot. 195 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,645 PAMELA: Oh, yeah, sure. 196 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:38,523 TOMMY: Lotta murders. PAMELA: [laughs] 197 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,608 I gotta go. 198 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:40,817 TOMMY: It's not even 4:00! 199 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:41,860 - I know, but-- - I have to see you 200 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:42,902 again tomorrow. 201 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,738 - [laughs] It is tomorrow. 202 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,865 - Perfect, where are we goin'? 203 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:47,908 [moans] 204 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,413 - [laughing] Oh, God, I gotta go. 205 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,914 I'm, um... 206 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,082 I'm leaving for work in a few hours. 207 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,083 - To where? 208 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,043 - Uh, Cancún. 209 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,044 - I fucking love Cancún! 210 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,629 - No, it's for work! 211 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:01,713 TOMMY: Not if Tommy's around! 212 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:02,714 PAMELA: To--Tommy! 213 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:03,840 Tommy, what are you-- 214 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,177 - Hey! - [yelps] 215 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,720 - I'm comin'. 216 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,888 - Wha--you are not. 217 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:10,889 You are not coming. 218 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,432 - Coming's what I do best. 219 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,017 - [sighs] 220 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,143 - Come on. - Good night. 221 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,561 - No, come on, pretty please. - Tommy. 222 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:17,646 - Can I come with you, please? - Good night, no, no. 223 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:18,938 - Pretty please with sugar on top? 224 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,273 With sugar, some sprinkles, and a cherry? 225 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,900 - [giggles] No! 226 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,026 [sighs] Good night, Tommy. 227 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:24,944 - [sighs] 228 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,112 Fine. 229 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,113 [sobs] 230 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,823 - [chuckling] 231 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,825 - Okay, only under one condition. 232 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,494 - What? 233 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:35,497 [Martha and the Vandella's "Nowhere to Run" playing] 234 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,916 ♪ ♪ 235 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:41,252 MARTHA: ♪ Nowhere to run to, baby ♪ 236 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,712 ♪ Nowhere to hide ♪ 237 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,923 [telephone ringing] 238 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,299 ♪ Got nowhere to run to, baby ♪ 239 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,886 PAMELA: Hey, it's me, you know what to do. 240 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,305 TOMMY: ♪ Tommy Lee in Cancún ♪ 241 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,683 ♪ Tommy Lee in Cancún ♪ 242 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,894 ♪ Tommy Lee and his wiener ♪ 243 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:02,065 ♪ Are fucking coming to Cancún! ♪ 244 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,818 - [groans] 245 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,277 [telephone ringing] 246 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,530 MARTHA: ♪ Everywhere I go, your face I see ♪ 247 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,950 PAMELA: Hey, it's me, you know what to do. 248 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,494 TOMMY: Hola, mi amor! 249 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:18,415 [speaking Spanish] 250 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,999 MARTHA: ♪ Nowhere to hide ♪ 251 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:24,045 TOMMY: Cancún! 252 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:27,298 Tommy is coming... 253 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:31,136 to Cancún! 254 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,971 PAMELA: [grunts] 255 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,305 Do not come. 256 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,057 TOMMY: Pamela! 257 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,393 - Don't. TOMMY: I am so stoked. 258 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,978 - Tommy, Tommy. 259 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,771 TOMMY: Come on, we're gonna have a blast. 260 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,231 - Do not. 261 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,983 Come. 262 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,943 TOMMY: I'm fucking coming. 263 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,863 - [chuckles] Goodbye, Tommy. 264 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,490 [bell dings] 265 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,534 PILOT: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 266 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,535 Welcome aboard Flight 185. 267 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,703 - You okay? - Hmm? 268 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,121 - You okay? 269 00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,456 - Yeah, I'm fine. 270 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,082 PILOT: ...with your seatbelts fastened. 271 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,625 Flight attendants, please prepare for departure. 272 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,713 [Captain & Tenille's "Feel Like a Man" playing] 273 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:13,553 ♪ ♪ 274 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,600 TENNILLE: ♪ I'm a woman who's cried ♪ 275 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,519 ♪ And I'm a woman who's lied ♪ 276 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:24,439 ♪ But I'm a woman who's tried ♪ 277 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,233 ♪ And I'm a woman, oh yeah ♪ 278 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,986 ♪ Who can make you feel like a man ♪ 279 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:30,987 - Hi there, how are you? 280 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,113 - Hello, and welcome 281 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,114 to the Ritz-Carlton, Ms. Anderson. 282 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,532 - Thank you. 283 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,658 - These are your keys. PAMELA: What time 284 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,993 is this thing till? MELANIE: 6:30. 285 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,119 HOTEL CLERK: And these were left for you. 286 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,496 PAMELA: [gasps] 287 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,414 - Oh, my gosh, who is this from? 288 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,333 - Oh, there's a card, open it. 289 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,002 - No, it's probably just a fan. 290 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,170 - Come on, just fucking open it. 291 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,171 - Oh, my God. 292 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,256 - [whispers indistinctly] 293 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,301 - What does it say? - I'm opening it. 294 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,512 - Mm-hmm. - [giggles] 295 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,431 - "Here's to a kickass, unforgettable weekend." 296 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,058 - From? 297 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,518 - Simon. 298 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,770 And the gang at ITC Telepictures Worldwide. 299 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,896 - Wow. 300 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:05,939 Beautiful. 301 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,774 [giggling] 302 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:08,775 - Hmm. 303 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,026 [whimsical orchestral music] 304 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,320 EMCEE: Please welcome Pamela Anderson. 305 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,156 [applause] 306 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,992 [cheers] 307 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:24,749 ♪ ♪ 308 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,459 - Beautiful. 309 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,837 - Yes, hi. 310 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:29,838 How are you? 311 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,214 - Such a pleasure to meet you. 312 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,715 - How's it going? Hey. - Ever been to Grand Rapids? 313 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,300 You are massive there. 314 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,302 - Fred Acters from KDFI. 315 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,929 - Ooh, hi, Fred, nice tie. 316 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,556 - It's such an honor to meet you. 317 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,182 - Wow, you're even prettier in person. 318 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,392 - Ooh, firm shake, hi. 319 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,269 JAMES: James Zellner, Dayton, Ohio. 320 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,478 PAMELA: Oh, God, there's so many of you. 321 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,563 It's so exciting. 322 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,772 We're gonna have a fun time tonight. 323 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,315 JAMES: So I have to ask. 324 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,733 PAMELA: Mm-hmm? JAMES: Is "Baywatch," like, 325 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:51,818 the best job? 326 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:52,819 PAMELA: Oh, yeah. 327 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:53,945 I love it, I get to go 328 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,405 to the beach every day, it's great. 329 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,781 - I understand you're from Canada. 330 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,949 - Yes, I am. 331 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:58,992 - I used to work in Calgary. 332 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,243 - Oh, wow. - CBRT. 333 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,327 JAMES: Got everything in Calgary. 334 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,620 - I hope so. 335 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,330 - I was a station manager up there. 336 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,540 What part are you from? 337 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,708 - I'm from Ladysmith. 338 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,792 - Ladysmith. - Mm-hmm. 339 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,043 - Where's that at? 340 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,087 - Uh, near Vancouver. It's pretty small. 341 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,088 BUSINESSMAN: Vancouver. 342 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,131 CIVT, 343 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,382 our sister station. 344 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,050 PAMELA: Ah. - Tell her the Jerry story. 345 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,844 - A really funny story about their transmitter-- 346 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,345 - I'm sorry, um, Ms. Anderson, 347 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,805 there's a phone call for you. 348 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,890 He says it's urgent. 349 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,016 - Oh, who? 350 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,018 - A Mr. Wiener? 351 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,522 A Hugh G. Wiener. 352 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,240 - [clears throat] Excuse me. 353 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,491 HOTEL CLERK: Mm-hmm. 354 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,995 - Are you crazy? 355 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,622 TOMMY: Kinda, yeah. 356 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,957 - [scoffs] How did you find me? 357 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,334 TOMMY: [scoffs] Easy. 358 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,127 Just call every hotel in the Cancún area. 359 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,629 - Oh, my God. 360 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,297 TOMMY: 93rd time's the charm. 361 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,673 - [scoffs] Well... 362 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,841 you do get points for effort, 363 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,135 but you are still not coming down. 364 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,096 TOMMY: You're right. 365 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,806 'Cause I'm already here. 366 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:04,849 - No, you're not. 367 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,935 TOMMY: I'm here! 368 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,186 - What? 369 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,354 TOMMY: You don't believe me? - Shut up. 370 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,813 TOMMY: [yelling] Hear that? 371 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,106 [mariachi folk music] 372 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,609 That's fucking Mexico. 373 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,570 Hey, what's up, amigos? 374 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,656 Yo soy Tommy Lee! 375 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,784 El mucho sexy drummer de Motley Crue! 376 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,285 [crowd cheering] Whoo! 377 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,662 [chuckles] 378 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,205 So where are we all hangin' tonight? 379 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,248 - We all? 380 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,415 - Yeah. 381 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,125 You and your girls and me and my boys. 382 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,878 - Your boys? 383 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:34,879 TOMMY: Yup. 384 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,214 Come on, I wasn't gonna come solo. 385 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,757 I didn't want you to think I was some 386 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,092 crazy psycho stalker. 387 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,010 - Huh, wouldn't want that. 388 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,722 - So where are we going? 389 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,474 PAMELA: Tommy, I'm here for work. 390 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,642 - One drink. 391 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,310 - No. I'm at a thing. 392 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,853 - And you're bored out of your skull. 393 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,105 - No, I'm not. 394 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,314 - You so are. 395 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,399 - [scoffs] How do you know? 396 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,487 - Kept you on the phone this long, haven't I? 397 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,322 BUSINESSMAN: Figures were going out of range, and... 398 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,323 JAMES: Yeah, yeah. 399 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,658 - So then he says, 400 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,118 "Well, maybe we could attach a signal boost." 401 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,119 JAMES: What? 402 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,620 - And I'm like, "Jerry, 403 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,122 you couldn't amplify that sucker enough 404 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,457 to reach Edmonton, much less Winnipeg!" 405 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,419 [laughter] 406 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,298 I mean, I like the guy. JAMES: Classic joke. 407 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,382 - I'm sorry, I'll be right back. 408 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,383 BUSINESSMAN: Oh, sure. 409 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,097 MELANIE: This man is a stalker. 410 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,432 - [laughs] He's not a stalker. 411 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,308 - He followed you to Mexico against your wishes. 412 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,269 That is the literal definition. - Yeah, well, you know, 413 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,353 it's not like I'll be alone with him. 414 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,855 You guys will be there. 415 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,523 MELANIE: I know how these things start with you. 416 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,109 - Oh, it's not like I even take him seriously, 417 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,360 I'm just, you know. MELANIE: [groans] 418 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,653 That's how these things start with you. 419 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,071 You say you don't take them seriously, 420 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,781 then you end up dating them for three years. 421 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,867 - Oh, my God, that is so not true! 422 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,203 MELANIE: Scott Baio. 423 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,204 PAMELA: Fine. 424 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,247 One. 425 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,248 MELANIE: Bret Michaels. 426 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,916 David Charvet. 427 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,127 - Oh, Melanie, come on, I'm so not staying in tonight. 428 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,837 - Come on, we can make it a girls night! 429 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,297 PAMELA: [giggling] 430 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,007 Oh, you know what, if we go out, 431 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,176 there's gonna be boys, so it might as well be them. 432 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,719 - Them? 433 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,720 PAMELA: Mm-hmm. 434 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,971 - Oh, hell no. 435 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,806 PAMELA: [giggles] - Pam! 436 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,809 [romantic instrumental music] 437 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:17,273 ♪ ♪ 438 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,777 SINGER: ♪ Don't try to love me ♪ 439 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:25,031 ♪ Just love me ♪ 440 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,366 ♪ Don't try to hold me ♪ 441 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,993 - [chuckles] Look at you. 442 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,536 - [giggles] 443 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,998 - You are, without a doubt, 444 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,291 the most fuck-- 445 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,251 - I'm sorry, 446 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,504 I'm afraid the bar has a dress code. 447 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,509 - I got a shirt and shoes. 448 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,344 - I see that. 449 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,513 But... - But what? 450 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,265 - Tommy, it's okay. 451 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,683 - It's not okay. [chuckles] 452 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,228 This dude is-- is discriminating me. 453 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,521 Am I not wearing a shirt and shoes? 454 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,730 - [whispering] Oh, dear. 455 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,190 - A dress code isn't always just about 456 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,900 shirt and shoes. 457 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,151 TOMMY: Okay. 458 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,861 Okay, you know what? 459 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:04,862 Fuck you. 460 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,863 - [gasps] TOMMY: Bro. 461 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,031 Fuck you. 462 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,118 And fuck your, uh, stuffy-ass bar too. 463 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,495 All right. 464 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,913 Let's go. 465 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,708 I know a way cooler spot. 466 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,085 [69 Boyz' "Tootsee Roll" playing] 467 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,711 SINGER: ♪ Let me see the Tootsee Roll ♪ 468 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:24,132 ♪ Yeah, 199Quad ♪ 469 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,342 ♪ 69 Boyz backed up by the Quad City DJ's ♪ 470 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,593 - [groans] 471 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,846 ♪ One time, cotton candy, sweetie go ♪ 472 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,348 ♪ Lemme see the tootsee roll ♪ 473 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,724 ♪ Come one come all Tootsee Roll ♪ 474 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,893 ♪ Just make that Tootsee Roll Tootsee Roll ♪ 475 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,311 ♪ Here we go, here we go, Tootsee Roll ♪ 476 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,522 ♪ Just make that Tootsee Roll Tootsee Roll ♪ 477 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,023 ♪ Yeah, come on Tootsee Roll ♪ 478 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,234 ♪ Lemme see that Tootsee Roll Tootsee Roll ♪ 479 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,610 ♪ Get up and roll Tootsee Roll ♪ 480 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,945 ♪ And make that Tootsee Roll Tootsee Roll ♪ 481 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,655 ♪ To the left, to the left ♪ 482 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,323 ♪ To the right, to the right ♪ 483 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,242 ♪ To the front, to the front ♪ 484 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,161 ♪ To the back, to the back ♪ 485 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,788 ♪ Now slide, slide, baby, slide ♪ 486 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,206 ♪ Just slide, baby, slide ♪ 487 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,125 [cheering] 488 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,501 TOMMY: Yo, gimme an S! 489 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,502 CROWD: S! 490 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,587 - Gimme an E! 491 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,255 CROWD: E! TOMMY: Gimme an X! 492 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,339 CROWD: X! 493 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,841 - What's that spell? 494 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,134 CROWD: Sex! 495 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,011 [cheering] 496 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,971 [upbeat club music] 497 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,724 [cheers] 498 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,436 TOMMY: Care for another? 499 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,896 - Sure. [cheering] 500 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,190 - Whoo! 501 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,693 - What? 502 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,653 [upbeat dance music] 503 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,075 - Nice! 504 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,203 Thanks, buddy! 505 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,706 [upbeat dance music] 506 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,041 Whoo! 507 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,502 Yeah! 508 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,379 - Thank you! Thank you! 509 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,840 - You are extremely welcome. - [giggles] 510 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,801 - Ah. 511 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,970 - What is that? 512 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,390 - Love. 513 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,850 [crowd cheering and chattering] 514 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,393 - Cheers. 515 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,563 [Whitney Shay's "Just When I Thought I'd Seen it All"] 516 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:06,192 SINGER: ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪ 517 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:11,906 ♪ You came along to rescue me ♪ 518 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,619 ♪ You read my writing on the wall ♪ 519 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:22,875 ♪ You found my bottle in the sea ♪ 520 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,380 ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪ 521 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,636 ♪ I see something beautiful ♪ 522 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,807 ♪ No greater love I can recall ♪ 523 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,310 [laughter] 524 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,812 - Whoa. 525 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,189 Oh, my God. 526 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,316 Dude! PAMELA: [giggles] 527 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:51,487 - You fucking...kidding me? PAMELA: You like it? 528 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,281 TOMMY: Yes! 529 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,367 [laughs breathlessly] 530 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,494 Whoo! - [giggles] 531 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,162 - Oh. 532 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,248 Oh, my God. 533 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,791 Oh. 534 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,668 [panting] 535 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,882 Oh, fuck. 536 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,551 Dude. 537 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,594 [panting] 538 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,103 [groans] 539 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,004 Mm. 540 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,340 [belt buckle jingling] 541 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,807 [pants] 542 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,813 [exhales] 543 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,612 Would you like...to meet him? 544 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,075 - Yes, I would. 545 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,219 [breathlessly] He's beautiful. 546 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,222 [Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man" playing] 547 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,225 [gentle acoustic music] 548 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:50,981 ♪ ♪ 549 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,776 SINGER: ♪ Throwin' like a star in my vast sleep ♪ 550 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:57,321 ♪ I opened my eyes to take a peek ♪ 551 00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,533 ♪ To find that I was by the sea ♪ 552 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,202 ♪ Gazing with tranquility ♪ 553 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,455 ♪ 'Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man ♪ 554 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,875 ♪ Came singing songs of love ♪ 555 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,461 ♪ Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man ♪ 556 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,631 ♪ Came singing songs of love ♪ 557 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:25,015 ♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy" he sang ♪ 558 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:31,063 ♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy" he sang ♪ 559 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:36,902 ♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy" he sang ♪ 560 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:42,616 ♪ ♪ 561 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,326 [moans] 562 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,620 [moans] Tommy. 563 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,973 TOMMY: I'm...in love. 564 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,225 [whispered] I think she's the one. 565 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,936 PENIS: [groans] You really think so? 566 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,688 TOMMY: I do. 567 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,398 PENIS: Oh, I hate those words. 568 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,358 "I do." 569 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,736 TOMMY: [breathlessly] Sometimes, 570 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,654 they gotta be said. 571 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:24,658 PENIS: [groans] Fuck. 572 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,868 TOMMY: What? 573 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,037 - Well, we've been down this road before. 574 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,371 And it never ends well. 575 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,208 - [sighs] 576 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,918 This is different. PENIS: Really? 577 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,294 TOMMY: She is different. 578 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,796 PENIS: Oh, come on, they're all different. 579 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,464 - You saw her. 580 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,176 She's fuckin'... 581 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,344 perfect. 582 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,470 - So is Heather! 583 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,471 Hello? 584 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,680 - Heather was... 585 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,723 too conservative. 586 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,724 PENIS: Oh. 587 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,725 - Pam knows how to have fun. 588 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:50,976 PENIS: [groans] 589 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,144 - She can be wild. 590 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,355 We can be wild together. PENIS: Come on. 591 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,856 - I don't have to change who I am as a person. 592 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,024 PENIS: Tommy, Tommy! 593 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,025 - What? 594 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,443 - You sound fucking ridiculous. 595 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,070 TOMMY: It's just how I feel. 596 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,279 [chuckles] 597 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,114 I'm in love, bro! 598 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,867 PENIS: Sorry, that's just the E talking. 599 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,662 - It's the T. As in Tommy Lee. 600 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,372 PENIS: Oh, don't do that. 601 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,373 You listen to me, 602 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,666 you have just gotten divorced. 603 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,667 - I don't care. 604 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,626 PENIS: We gotta keep this 605 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,503 pussy train rolling! 606 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,171 Do you hear me? - Sorry, bro, 607 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,381 I'm jumping off. 608 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:21,840 - Come on, what about Jenny McCarthy? 609 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,842 - What about? 610 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,842 - Guarantee we could fuck her! 611 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,594 - Hmm, not interested. 612 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,096 PENIS: Denise fucking Richards? 613 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,430 You saw her scoping you out at 614 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,015 the Halloween party at the Playboy mansion. 615 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,016 TOMMY: Pass. - You're passing 616 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,101 on Denise fucking Richards? 617 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,310 - On all of 'em. 618 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,645 - Tommy, you're not thinking clearly. 619 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,313 - [whispers] My thinking is crystal. 620 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,398 - Dude. 621 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:38,524 Do not fuck this up. 622 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:42,027 - Pam...and Tommy. 623 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,821 [chuckles] PENIS: Don't do this, man. 624 00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,990 Do not fucking do this. 625 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,950 - [whispers] Forever. PENIS: [groans] Fuck me! 626 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,249 PAMELA: [moaning] Tommy. 627 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,214 [gasps] 628 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,841 [exhales] 629 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:08,137 PAMELA: [gasps] - Let's keep this party goin'. 630 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,179 - [breathlessly] Tommy. 631 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:12,349 - Yes, Pamela. 632 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,685 - [whispered] I don't do drugs. 633 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,271 - [chuckles] 634 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,898 - Oh, I mean it, Tommy, I'm a good girl. 635 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,442 I am, I'm a good Christian girl 636 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,277 from small-town Canada. 637 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:26,363 - [laughs] 638 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,532 - [gasps] 639 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,618 [moaning] 640 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,954 Yeah. 641 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,667 [quiet music playing] 642 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,503 - The body of Christ. 643 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,631 - [giggling] 644 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,926 - [exhales] 645 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,928 [Nicki French's "Total Eclipse of the Heart " plays] 646 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,805 SINGER: [vocalizing] 647 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,808 [dance music] 648 00:23:54,808 --> 00:24:00,022 ♪ ♪ 649 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:03,025 ♪ Turn around, every now and then ♪ 650 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,985 ♪ I get a little bit lonely ♪ 651 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,196 ♪ And you're never coming 'round ♪ 652 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,074 ♪ Turn around, every now and then ♪ 653 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,076 ♪ I get a little bit tired ♪ 654 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,286 ♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears ♪ 655 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,206 ♪ Turn around, every now and then ♪ 656 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,166 ♪ I get a little bit nervous ♪ 657 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,126 ♪ That the best of all the years have gone by ♪ 658 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,088 ♪ Turn around, every now and then ♪ 659 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,340 ♪ I get a little bit terrified ♪ 660 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,217 ♪ And then I see the look in your eyes ♪ 661 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,804 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 662 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,681 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 663 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:37,184 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 664 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,145 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 665 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,857 ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ 666 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:47,152 ♪ And I need you more than ever ♪ 667 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,781 ♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪ 668 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:54,243 ♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪ 669 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:57,913 ♪ And we'll only be making it right ♪ 670 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,957 ♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪ 671 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:03,377 ♪ Together, we can take it to the end of the line ♪ 672 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:07,172 ♪ Your love is like a shadow on me all the time ♪ 673 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,590 ♪ All of the time ♪ 674 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,219 ♪ I don't know what to do, I'm always in the dark ♪ 675 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:16,265 ♪ We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks ♪ 676 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:19,059 ♪ I really need you tonight ♪ 677 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:22,563 ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪ 678 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:23,856 ♪ Forever's gonna start ♪ 679 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,859 [upbeat club music] 680 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,403 ♪ ♪ 681 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,114 - She's the one, bro. 682 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,700 ZAKK: Can't even imagine. 683 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,826 - Imagine what? 684 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,619 - What it must be like to tap that. 685 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,206 - [scoffs] I know. 686 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,459 It's gonna be mind-blowing. 687 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,253 - [laughs] 688 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,421 - What? 689 00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:49,048 - You haven't fucked her yet? 690 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,758 - Nuh-uh. - Oh, shit, 691 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,885 what the fuck you been doin' the last four days? 692 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,596 - Just, like, exploring? 693 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,474 - Oh, I'm sure it's fucking amazing, but still. 694 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,017 You gotta hit that. 695 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,518 - Oh, I will. 696 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,519 Eventually. 697 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,730 ZAKK: Eventually? 698 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,440 - I'm gonna wait. 699 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,816 Till our wedding night. 700 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,235 - Oh, oh. - Yeah. 701 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,405 ♪ ♪ 702 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,449 To everlasting love. 703 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,581 SINGER: ♪ There's only two special things ♪ 704 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:26,001 ♪ That you see here ♪ 705 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,213 ZAKK: Yo, what're you-- 706 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,422 - Pamela! 707 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,299 - Yes, Tommy? 708 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,510 [chuckles] 709 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,679 - You are by far the baddest, 710 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:41,350 raddest, sexiest, most far-out, 711 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,727 kickass chick that I've ever met! 712 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,604 Next to you, 713 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,397 Carmen Electra's a hack! 714 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,524 [crowd chuckles] 715 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:51,276 You make Jenna Jameson look like a four! 716 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,070 - [giggles] [scattered cheers and laughter] 717 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:57,241 - I can think of nothing that I would rather do 718 00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:01,161 than spend the rest of my life just 719 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,080 loving the shit out of you! 720 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,457 [chuckles breathlessly] 721 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,126 Pamela... 722 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,128 - Yes, Tommy? 723 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,880 - [exhales] 724 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,881 - [gasps] 725 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,299 zakk: [whispered] Shit. 726 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,930 - Would you do me the insane honor of... 727 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,434 Being my wife? 728 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,398 - [breathlessly] Okay. [giggles] 729 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:34,111 [raucous cheering] 730 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,737 [Len's "Steal My Sunshine" playing] 731 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,824 [all cheering] 732 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,326 SINGER: ♪ Indulging in my self-defeat ♪ 733 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,871 PAMELA: [squealing] 734 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,540 SINGER: ♪ My mind was thugged, all laced and bugged ♪ 735 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,167 ♪ All twisted wrong and beat ♪ 736 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,627 TOMMY: Hey, señor! 737 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,921 [stutters in broken Spanish] 738 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,339 [stuttering in Spanish] God! - We're getting married! 739 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,883 - A padre? TOMMY: Sí! 740 00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:56,967 - Uh, yeah. 741 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,427 - Yay! PAMELA: [squeals] 742 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,053 - [cheers] Come on, baby! 743 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,806 Here we go. Let's go. 744 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,641 ♪ ♪ 745 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:05,934 PAMELA: [squeals] TOMMY: [yells] 746 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,185 SINGER: ♪ If you only say ♪ 747 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,645 ♪ What you would have done ♪ 748 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,439 TOMMY: Pamela! 749 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,523 Yes! 750 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,774 PAMELA: Hi! 751 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,693 TOMMY: Are you a priest? 752 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,861 - Sí. [speaking Spanish] 753 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,571 - [sighs] - Thank fucking God. 754 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,364 - [high-pitched] Yes! 755 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,408 SINGER: ♪ Making sure I'm not in too deep ♪ 756 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,784 PRIEST: [speaking Spanish] 757 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,328 SINGER: ♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪ 758 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,497 SINGER: ♪ Keeping versed and on my feet ♪ 759 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,416 - You may kiss the bride. 760 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:32,377 [bouncy pop music] 761 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,796 ♪ ♪ 762 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,673 [all cheering] 763 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,634 SINGER: ♪ I was frying on the bench slide ♪ 764 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,386 ♪ In the park across the street ♪ 765 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,056 ♪ L-A-T-E-R ♪ 766 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,391 [cheers and applause] 767 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,061 SINGER: ♪ My sticky paws were in to making straws ♪ 768 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:51,355 - We're fucking married! 769 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:53,982 SINGER: ♪ An incredible eight foot heap ♪ 770 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:56,360 [cheering] 771 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,154 SINGER: ♪ Now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare ♪ 772 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,740 ♪ In a staring under heat ♪ 773 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,493 ♪ Involved an under usual feat ♪ 774 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:09,289 ♪ And I'm not only among but I invite ♪ 775 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,458 ♪ Who I want to come ♪ 776 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:16,838 [Peggy Lee's "That's My Style" playing] 777 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,298 ♪ ♪ 778 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,217 - I'm gonna service you for the rest of my life. 779 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:21,760 SINGER: ♪ That's my style ♪ 780 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,136 - [squeals] 781 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:26,390 SINGER: ♪ And I know when I see it ♪ 782 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:29,685 ♪ And I see it and I know it ♪ 783 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:33,313 ♪ And I just can't quite forgo it ♪ 784 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,066 ♪ He's got that chemistry ♪ 785 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:39,569 ♪ That melts me down and ruins me ♪ 786 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:42,447 ♪ Yes ♪ 787 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,283 ♪ Cut out those engines now ♪ 788 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:50,998 ♪ And clang those bells I'm burning while he, yes ♪ 789 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,710 ♪ That's my style, yes ♪ 790 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:58,005 ♪ That's my style, yes ♪ 791 00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,757 ♪ That's my style ♪ 792 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,468 [airplane engine humming] 793 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,434 - [whispered] Fuck. 794 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,352 So, um... - Mm? 795 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,105 - Like, what's your favorite movie? 796 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,568 - Um... 797 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:23,030 Uh, you mean like, of all time? 798 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,949 Um, "Pretty Woman." 799 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,159 - Cool. - Yeah. 800 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,453 I love--I love romantic movies. 801 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:31,329 Yeah, you know, like, "Ghost," 802 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:32,914 uh, "Sleepless in Seattle." 803 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:34,833 - Mm. 804 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,086 - You? 805 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,921 - Favorite movie? - Yeah. 806 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,923 - [chuckles] Shit, I got a ton. 807 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:44,760 Um, "Child's Play." 808 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,178 "Nightmare on Elm Street." 809 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,764 Um, "Hellraiser 2," "Candyman." 810 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,185 - You like the scary stuff. 811 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,936 - Yeah, horror, that's my jam. 812 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,938 [chuckles] 813 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,155 What's your favorite food? 814 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,159 - French fries. 815 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,328 - [chuckles] 816 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,208 I fuckin' love French fries. 817 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:21,213 [Iggy Pop's "Real Wild Child Wild One" playing] 818 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:24,216 [upbeat dance music] 819 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,719 ♪ ♪ 820 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,222 [reporters clamoring] 821 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:35,519 ♪ ♪ 822 00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,104 - Pam, over here. 823 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:38,605 [overlapping chatter] 824 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,065 REPORTER: Pam! REPORTER: Pamela! 825 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,150 [reporters clamoring] 826 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,111 [upbeat dance music] 827 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,031 - When's the honeymoon? REPORTER: Pam! 828 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:50,450 Is it true you just met? Was it love at first sight? 829 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,077 SINGER: ♪ Gotta dance like a fool ♪ 830 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:55,122 ♪ Got the message that I've gotta be a wild one ♪ 831 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:56,498 - Can we see the ring, Pam? 832 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,959 SINGER: ♪ Ooh, yeah, I'm a wild one ♪ 833 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,713 ♪ Gonna break and loose, gonna keep a-movin' wild ♪ 834 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,967 ♪ Gonna keep a swingin', baby, I'm a real wild child ♪ 835 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:11,054 [reporters clamoring] 836 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:17,602 ♪ ♪ 837 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,689 REPORTER: Pam, how long you guys been together? 838 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:23,483 ♪ ♪ 839 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,485 - Fuckin' ass. 840 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:29,823 Fuck you! PAMELA: Oh, my God, baby. 841 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,616 - Oh, my God. 842 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,619 Jesus. Dude. 843 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,372 You're famous. 844 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,665 PAMELA: No. 845 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:39,958 No, we're famous. 846 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,877 [both chuckling] 847 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:47,883 - Where we going? 848 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,384 - Oh. 849 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,219 [exhales] You mean, 850 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,972 you mean whose house? 851 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,891 - Where we gonna live? 852 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,767 Where do you live? 853 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:58,768 - [clears throat] 854 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,937 Uh, I live in the Hills. 855 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:04,149 Hollywood Hills above Sunset. 856 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:05,525 You? 857 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,819 - Malibu. 858 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,154 - I love Malibu. 859 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,989 - Yeah, I got this 860 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,450 fat-ass crib around the top of a hill. 861 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,826 Actually, you know what? 862 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,745 That's, uh, timing's perfect 863 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,914 'cause I'm--I'm about to start this big-ass renovation. 864 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:19,956 - Oh, yeah, you are? 865 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:21,249 - Yeah, we could renovate together. 866 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,792 I mean, like, we could custom build 867 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,755 our own little private...love palace. 868 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,256 - Let's live there. 869 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,799 - Really? 870 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,259 - Yeah. 871 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:32,260 Yeah! 872 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,930 - All right. [laughs] 873 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,806 Let's do it. 874 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:42,896 TOMMY: Our own fortress of solitude. 875 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,314 Over there, that'll be, like, 876 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:45,357 a Zen garden. 877 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,524 - Yeah? - And there, you know, 878 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:49,069 a waterfall flowing into, uh, a koi pond. 879 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,946 You know, just fucking--super fucking chill. 880 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:52,906 - So Buddhist. - Yeah, totally. 881 00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:54,866 - Hey, you know what'd be awesome? 882 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,993 How about a meditation gazebo? 883 00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,954 - Snap! - Yes, you know, 884 00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:00,914 whenever--whenever life gets too chaotic and stuff, 885 00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,499 we can just go in and just... - Yeah, just pop in. 886 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,084 - We can center ourselves. - Hop in the koi pond 887 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:05,168 and chill your fucking shit out. 888 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,378 - [giggles] You know what, 889 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,545 I've been really into TM lately. 890 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,381 - I love TM. - You do, do you practice? 891 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,382 TOMMY: Yeah, I do it all the time. 892 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,424 Ever since I started, you know, 893 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:12,801 I've just been, like, 894 00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,678 way more chill and ca-- [camera shutters snapping] 895 00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:17,264 Hey! - [gasps] 896 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:19,349 - Hey! 897 00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:20,600 Get the fuck outta here! - Tommy! 898 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,935 - I fucking see you, motherfucker! 899 00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:22,978 - Tommy, what're you doing? 900 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,187 - I see you! 901 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,438 Yeah, get the fuck outta here, 902 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:26,648 stalker-azzi piece of shit! 903 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:27,649 - Do you wanna get sued? 904 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:28,733 Come on. 905 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:29,776 Calm down. - We should be suing him! 906 00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,319 For invasion of privacy! 907 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:32,320 - It's okay, it's okay. 908 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,323 - 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. 909 00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:41,204 - Who the fuck are you? - I'm Lonnie. 910 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,372 The contractor, we talked on the phone. 911 00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:44,541 - Oh! 912 00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,544 Right on. 913 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:48,878 - Uh, so meet the crew, 914 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,255 uh, this is Vinny. 915 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:51,673 Electrical. TOMMY: 'Sup? 916 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,800 LONNIE: Dennis, plumbing. - Right on. 917 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,884 - Rand, carpentry. 918 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:55,885 Nice to meet you, man. 919 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:56,886 TOMMY: You too. 920 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,555 RAND: Oh wow, cool tat. 921 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,265 It's a pentacle. 922 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:01,683 - Uh, pentagram. 923 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:02,809 - That's a pentacle. 924 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,144 Pentagram's any five-pointed star. 925 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,104 The circle actually makes it a pentacle. 926 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,231 You know, it's funny, most people associate the pentacle 927 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,899 with Neo-Paganism and witchcraft, 928 00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:12,694 but it has its roots in ancient Hebrew scripture. 929 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,904 The Israelites believe that the pentacle was 930 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:16,573 the first of the Seven Seals. 931 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:17,991 You know, the amulet that represents 932 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,993 the seven secret names of God? 933 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,747 - I just think it looks kinda badass. 934 00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,582 [chuckles] 935 00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:27,167 LONNIE: Anyway, we shouldn't be here for long, 936 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,335 we just wanna do a quick walkthrough 937 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:29,919 with the guys, you know, uh, 938 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,212 go through your architect's plans. 939 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,756 - Yeah, cool beans. 940 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:33,965 You guys do your thing. 941 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,508 If you need me, I'll be right upstairs. 942 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:36,885 All right, hey. 943 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:38,553 Oh! 944 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,681 Yeah, there might be...some changes. 945 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:42,724 - Changes? 946 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:43,725 - Yeah, I'm gonna switch up 947 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:44,726 the ol' concept a bit. 948 00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,270 No more bachelor pad 3000. 949 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,563 New concept, 950 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,731 love deluxe. 951 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,776 - Love deluxe? - I got married! 952 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,319 - You did? Who's the lucky lady? 953 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,862 - Oh, man. - Oh. 954 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,114 Hey, boys. 955 00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,158 TOMMY: Pamela fucking Anderson! 956 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,952 PAMELA: [squeals] Babe, stop! 957 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,579 Stop it, babe, my Rice Krispies! 958 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:08,375 [indistinct speech over TV] 959 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,001 - Have you decided yet? 960 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,586 TOMMY: Mm! 961 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:12,670 Hell yeah! 962 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:13,922 - No, God, no! - Oh, yeah. 963 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:14,923 - Tommy, no, Tommy, gimme! - Nope! 964 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,174 Mm-mm. 965 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,384 - Gimme that, please, - Come on! 966 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,468 - God, no! - Hey! 967 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:19,594 - No, no, no, no, no! 968 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,596 - Come on! - No, God, stop. 969 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:22,889 I can't watch myself. 970 00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:23,890 No. - Why? 971 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,141 Why not? 972 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,226 - What? 973 00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:27,435 I don't know, it's just-- 974 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:29,521 I'm so much better in my head. 975 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,980 I--I get self-conscious, I can't. 976 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,441 - That's crazy. You literally-- 977 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:34,818 look at you, you have nothing 978 00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,194 to be self-conscious about, 979 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,321 especially not your...acting. 980 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:39,656 - [scoffs] 981 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:40,865 You think I'm a good actor? 982 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,159 - [crunches fry] Uh, totally. 983 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,285 You can do anything. 984 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:48,331 Drama, comedy, fuckin'...Shakespeare. 985 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,375 Mm-hmm. 986 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,210 [chuckles] 987 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,465 - [laughs] Okay, well, how about that? 988 00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,676 TOMMY: Totally. PAMELA: Yeah? 989 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,678 - 100%. - Oh, my God, I would love 990 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:04,973 to fuck you in space. [sighs] 991 00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:06,141 [gasps] 992 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,767 Oh, my God! 993 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,395 Oh, my God, oh, my God, I haven't seen this in years! 994 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,522 [gasps and squeals] 995 00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:14,524 - The fuck is this? 996 00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:15,984 - You haven't seen "The King and I"? 997 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,277 How? 998 00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:18,445 - I-- - Oh, my God, this is 999 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,405 one of my all-time favorite movies. 1000 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:21,990 - Eh. - [giggles] 1001 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:24,033 - [indistinct TV audio] 1002 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,535 - Who's the chick? 1003 00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:27,245 - The chick--that's Anna. 1004 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,622 That's Anna. That's Anna! 1005 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:30,623 TOMMY: Okay. - She's--okay, so she 1006 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:31,624 was sent to Siam 1007 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:33,251 and she's--her job there 1008 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,795 is to teach English to the king's children. 1009 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,381 And...yeah. 1010 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,799 - How many fucking kids he got? 1011 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,593 - [snorts] A lot. 1012 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:42,719 [chuckles] 1013 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,430 - Dude needs to slap on a Jimmy hat. 1014 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:48,725 - [sighs] 1015 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,561 Oh, I can't wait to be a mom. 1016 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,274 - I can't wait to knock you up. 1017 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,151 - [giggling] 1018 00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:02,405 - Oh, your tits pregnant, that's gonna be insane. 1019 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,115 - [giggling] 1020 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,700 - Have you got a big one? 1021 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,410 - [whispered] You know I do. 1022 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,037 [chuckling] 1023 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:10,788 - I mean family. 1024 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:13,500 - Oh, that. 1025 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,544 - Mm, do you have any...siblings? 1026 00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:19,839 - One sister. - Thanks, baby. 1027 00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:24,135 - Athena. - Is she older or younger? 1028 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,846 - Uh, two years younger. - Yeah, you close? 1029 00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,389 - Extremely. Super. 1030 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,017 - Super? Does she have kids? 1031 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,561 - Two. Tobi and Miles. 1032 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:34,938 They're the fuckin' bomb. 1033 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,356 - Yeah? TOMMY: Mm. 1034 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:38,399 [chuckles] Those two little maniacs, 1035 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:39,609 they crack my shit up. 1036 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:40,735 - How old are they? 1037 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,071 - Uh, Tobi is...four, 1038 00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,113 and Miles is two. 1039 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:47,450 - They must love their Uncle Tommy. 1040 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,244 - Dude, we go hard. - [laughs] 1041 00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:50,453 - You think I'm a madman in the club, 1042 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,497 you should see me on a fucking teeter-totter. 1043 00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,290 - [giggles] 1044 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,084 [sighs] 1045 00:38:57,418 --> 00:39:00,255 I fucking love you, Tommy Lee. 1046 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,634 ANNA: Yes, I like you very much. 1047 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,594 - [gasps] Oh, my God. 1048 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,471 I love this bit. 1049 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:09,597 ANNA: It's a very 1050 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,641 ancient saying. - "Ancient saying. 1051 00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:14,060 "True and honest thought... 1052 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,230 "that if you become a teacher, 1053 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,149 by your pupils, you'll be taught." 1054 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:23,778 ♪ As a teacher, I've been learning ♪ 1055 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:27,574 ♪ You'll forgive me if I boast ♪ 1056 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:31,744 ♪ And I've now become an expert ♪ 1057 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,580 ♪ On the subject--♪ [chuckles] 1058 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,832 ♪ I like most ♪ 1059 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:37,333 - [chuckles] 1060 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,210 ANNA: Getting to know you. - "Getting to know you." 1061 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,754 [laughs] 1062 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,965 ♪ Getting to know you ♪ 1063 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:47,552 ♪ Getting to know all about you! ♪ 1064 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:52,015 ♪ Getting to like you ♪ 1065 00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:54,559 ♪ Getting to hope you like me! ♪ 1066 00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,519 - [chuckles] - [giggles] 1067 00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:00,064 - [jokingly sobs] - ♪ Getting to know you ♪ 1068 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:05,361 ♪ Putting it my way, but nicely! ♪ 1069 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:08,239 ♪ You are precise ♪ Wait for this-- 1070 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,450 ♪ My cup of tea! ♪ 1071 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:11,784 [laughs] - Yeah! 1072 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:12,785 - So English. 1073 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:14,078 TOMMY: Yes! 1074 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,955 [both slurring] ♪ Getting to know you ♪ 1075 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,750 - ♪ Getting to be free and easy ♪ 1076 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,335 - Easy! 1077 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:21,711 - [giggles] 1078 00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:24,255 ♪ When I am with you ♪ - With you. 1079 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,548 - ♪ Getting to know what to say ♪ 1080 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,050 - What to say. 1081 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:29,427 - [laughing] 1082 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,013 ♪ Haven't you noticed ♪ - Noticed. 1083 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:36,392 - ♪ Suddenly I'm bright and breezy ♪ 1084 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:41,648 ♪ Because of all the beautiful and new ♪ 1085 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:45,777 ♪ Things I'm learning about you ♪ 1086 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:51,324 ♪ Day by day ♪ - Day by day. 1087 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,242 ♪ ♪ 1088 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,911 - ♪ Getting to know you ♪ 1089 00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:57,205 - [yelling off-tune] Getting to know you! 1090 00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:59,207 ANNA: ♪ All about you ♪ - ♪ Learn all about you ♪ 1091 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,292 - ♪ About you! ♪ - Oh, my God. 1092 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,962 I've discovered a whole new side of you. 1093 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,839 - ♪ To hope you like me ♪ 1094 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:07,840 [laughs] 1095 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,676 - I should've taped it. 1096 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:10,927 [gasps] 1097 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,553 I could've blackmailed you for millions! 1098 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,097 - This better stay our little secret. 1099 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,390 - Tommy Lee, 1100 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:16,808 Motley Crue drummer, 1101 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,976 secret lover of musicals! 1102 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:20,103 - Don't you dare. 1103 00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:21,312 - Oh, baby, I'm daring, 1104 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,480 you try me. 1105 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,107 You try me! - Oh, oh, I'll try you! 1106 00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,650 That's right. I'll try you. 1107 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,693 Remember that. - [laughing] 1108 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,736 - Assume the position. 1109 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:29,904 - No! 1110 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:30,988 - [yelling] Come here, cave woman! 1111 00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:32,490 - [laughs] 1112 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,491 [squeals] - Yeah! 1113 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,742 Oh, you're not gonna fly 1114 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,910 with this in your mouth! PAMELA: [laughing] 1115 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,161 No, oh, my God! - No way! 1116 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,204 No way! 1117 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,455 Whoo! - All right, all right! 1118 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:40,957 All right, it'll be our little secret! 1119 00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:43,209 CHORUS: ♪ Haven't you noticed ♪ 1120 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:47,880 ♪ Suddenly I'm bright and breezy ♪ 1121 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,340 ♪ Because of all ♪ 1122 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,425 [both moaning] 1123 00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:53,302 ♪ The learning about you ♪ 1124 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:59,559 ♪ Day by day ♪ 1125 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,565 [bouncy rock music] 1126 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:10,278 ♪ ♪ 1127 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:14,657 SINGER: ♪ I've found the rhythm of the world ♪ 1128 00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:18,453 ♪ I didn't know what made the world go round ♪ 1129 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:22,749 ♪ But now I'm diggin' me the sound ♪ 1130 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:26,586 ♪ I've found the rhythm of the world! ♪ 1131 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:30,548 ♪ I'm high, I'm buzzing with the bees ♪ 1132 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:34,552 ♪ A cousin of the birds and bees and mine ♪ 1133 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:38,181 ♪ And while we're livin' till we die ♪ 1134 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:41,934 ♪ Let's fly in rhythm with the world ♪ 1135 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,353 ♪ Listen to babies ♪ 1136 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,564 ♪ Whenever they cry ♪ 1137 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:49,859 ♪ They'll be laughin' when you next pass by ♪ 1138 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,278 ♪ Listen to lovers ♪ 1139 00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,363 ♪ Whenever they sigh ♪ 1140 00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:57,867 ♪ That's the rhythm of the world ♪ 1141 00:42:57,867 --> 00:43:02,038 ♪ I've found the rhythm of the world! ♪ 1142 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:05,666 ♪ I didn't know what made the world go round ♪ 1143 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:09,837 ♪ But now I'm diggin' me the sound ♪ 1144 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:13,382 ♪ I've found the rhythm of the world! ♪ 1145 00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:15,968 ♪ Well, listen to your cities ♪ 1146 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:18,012 ♪ Big, busy, and strong ♪ 1147 00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:20,598 ♪ Every city has its own... ♪