1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:06,040 Okay, never have I ever gone skydiving. 2 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:10,010 Never have I ever gone skydiving naked. 3 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:14,448 - With triplets. - All right. 4 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:15,983 (Freddie laughing) 5 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:19,487 Look, I dated adventurous, body-positive triplets. 6 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:20,988 And if you wanna get me sloppy, 7 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:22,656 stay on the triplet thing. 8 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,192 We just know you're still bummed 9 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,459 about breaking up with Double Dutch, 10 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:26,827 and playing Never Have I Ever 11 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:29,263 is a surefire way to get you drunk. 12 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,731 I'll go again. 13 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,933 Never have I ever completely screwed up 14 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,704 my friend's app launch party in a mind-bogglingly stupid way 15 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:39,540 - by making it a funeral. - (laughing) 16 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,443 Now me. 17 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:46,414 Never have I ever been divorced twice. 18 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,717 Before I turned 30. 19 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:52,453 Why'd you drink? 20 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,889 Oh, I just wanted to remind everyone that I'm not 30 yet. 21 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:59,260 I don't want to play anymore. This game's boring. 22 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,795 Oh, let's play that game where everybody 23 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,198 just takes sips whenever they want. 24 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,234 Commonly known as drinking. 25 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:08,602 Yeah, you don't like playing this game 26 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:11,305 because you've never done anything. 27 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,241 I've done stuff. 28 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,642 ALL: Mm. 29 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,644 Why doesn't anyone say, "never have I ever 30 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,247 gotten a really messed-up perm" or "never have I ever 31 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:22,450 just assumed the show was called Downtown Abbey"? 32 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,819 We don't say those things because they're boring. 33 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:29,357 Well, I guess I'm just the boring one in the group. 34 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,259 - What? - That's crazy! 35 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,295 - Have you met Freddie? - Hey. 36 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,297 Oh, my God, you do think I'm boring. 37 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:37,731 You're not boring. 38 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,134 Responsible? Yes. 39 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,303 Stable? For sure. 40 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,738 Sensible? The sensiblest. 41 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:49,509 Well, would a sensible person do this? 42 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:55,716 What is this? 43 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:58,519 Well, you never drink anyway, so I just mixed up 44 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,054 all the expired condiments from my fridge. 45 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,491 And a little tequila. 46 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,826 - Ooh, let me get a taste. - Oh, no. 47 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,396 * I know you see * 48 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,965 * Somehow the world will change for me * 49 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:15,569 * And be so wonderful * 50 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:19,573 * So wake up the members of my nation * 51 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,242 * It's your time to be * 52 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:24,077 * There's no chance unless you take one * 53 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,847 * And the time to see the brighter side * 54 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:30,050 * Of every situation * 55 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,085 * Some things are meant to be * 56 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:35,923 * So give me your best and leave the rest to me ** 57 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,162 Wild and crazy thought. 58 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,898 What if we went out tonight? 59 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,268 Carly, you don't have to do that. 60 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,204 You're allowed to be a sweet little yarn queen. 61 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,872 But I'm not. 62 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,041 Look. 63 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:55,743 Ooh. 64 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,811 Carly, I don't think you're boring. 65 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:01,582 I think you're pre-exciting. 66 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,017 Plus, every friend group needs a Carly. 67 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:06,687 'Cause after a Harper goes out and gets turnt, 68 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,557 she needs a Carly to Postmate her hungover ass 69 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,559 eggs Benny the next morning. 70 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,728 Well, what if, just this once, 71 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:18,466 you take me out and we both get turned? 72 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:20,768 Carly, I just wanna stay home 73 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,970 and wallow in my post-breakup sadness, 74 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,105 and watch that new Kacey Musgraves special. 75 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:27,541 That's a surreal, post-divorce fever dream. 76 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,977 It's basically white Lemonade. 77 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,581 Okay. I guess we'll stay in. 78 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,752 I'm just playing. We're going out! 79 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:41,989 Oh, my God! That was so exciting! 80 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,892 - I'm gonna rip my robe off, too. - Oh, yes! 81 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,597 Are those unicorn pajamas? 82 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,065 Did you see he's dabbing? 83 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:54,034 Nah. 84 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:00,808 (laughing) 85 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,711 You ready to see the new Kevin office space? 86 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:07,214 Be prepared. It looks worse than it smells. 87 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:14,054 - This is the Groovy Smoothie. - It sure is! 88 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:15,623 Why are we here? 89 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,291 And why'd you have to drive me around town 90 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:18,625 for two hours blindfolded? 91 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:19,726 This place is right around the corner. 92 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,194 I had to run some errands. 93 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,664 I like to pay all my utility bills in person. 94 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,835 I bought the Groovy Smoothie to make it up to you 95 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,903 for screwing up your Kevin app launch party. 96 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,905 (scoffs) Why would you think 97 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,674 that an old, dilapidated smoothie place... 98 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,142 An old, dilapidated smoothie place 99 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:37,945 that's been closed due to an oversized rat problem. 100 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,714 ...would make good office space? 101 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:43,551 Because this place is iconic. 102 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:46,086 Plus, not only do we get an office, 103 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:49,156 we get to run a restaurant, which is so fun. 104 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,858 You get your own booth. 105 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,026 You get to enter through the kitchen. 106 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,429 You get to send a bottle of wine 107 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:58,098 to another table and just nod. 108 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:01,168 You can do that without opening up your own restaurant. 109 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:02,836 You can? 110 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,305 Damn it, that's a very expensive lesson. 111 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:10,378 But look, all big tech start-ups have unique work spaces. 112 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:14,147 Etsy's commissary is just a birdhouse made of hot glue. 113 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,885 You know what? Yeah. Yeah, maybe this could work. 114 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,653 I could set up a little office space right over there. 115 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,622 Oh, that's where the koi pond is gonna go. 116 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,257 Obviously. Uh... 117 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:25,793 Well, maybe I could take over the second floor 118 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,395 and make that Kevin HQ? 119 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,830 Actually, I was gonna open a dialysis center up there. 120 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,132 Did you know anyone can start one of those? 121 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,734 Huh. 122 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:37,270 I'm gonna set up a video call with an animal shelter in Japan. 123 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,407 I'm trying to get 'em to donate a bunch of puppies to Kevin. 124 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:42,209 - Millicent's here to translate. - You speak Japanese? 125 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:44,612 (speaking Japanese) 126 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,319 I didn't understand any of that. 127 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,254 Do you speak Japanese or not? 128 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:02,029 Yum! These drinks are so good. 129 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,598 I can't even taste the alcohol in them. 130 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,233 They're dangerous. 131 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,335 (chuckles) 132 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:11,905 So, what's the wild and crazy itinerary for tonight? 133 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:15,643 Ooh, first up, don't use words like "itinerary." 134 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,512 We're just gonna see where the night takes us, cool? 135 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:22,015 Totally, I don't need every single little thing scheduled. 136 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:25,185 - Yes. - No plan, no problem. 137 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,521 Okay, Carly, look, if you don't wanna do this-- 138 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,156 Oh, no, I want to do this. 139 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:31,692 I've never wanted anything more. 140 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,761 Except maybe an itinerary for tonight. 141 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,597 I'll drop it eventually. Come on, let's go! 142 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:39,032 (exclaiming, laughing) 143 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,001 Mm! Mm. 144 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,573 Ooh, are those for car sickness? 145 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:46,774 I would love to get in on that. 146 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,676 Oh, this is ACD. 147 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,244 - It's a new organic club drug. - How's it make you feel? 148 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,714 Like you just jumped out of a plane booty-naked, 149 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,049 and as we've established, I would know. 150 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:59,487 - Give me one! - Oh, girl, please, you are not ready for this. 151 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:03,991 Oh, come on, I want the full Harper-night-out experience. 152 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,259 Drinks, drugs, triplets, car sickness. 153 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,561 I can handle it. 154 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,797 Okay! (laughing) 155 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,298 Cheers! 156 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,667 Oh, do you have a pill-cutter? It's a little big. 157 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,036 Swallow it whole or give it back. 158 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,705 Cheers. 159 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,875 Mm! 160 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,343 I think I feel it already! 161 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:27,014 No, you don't. But I love the enthusiasm. 162 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,189 * * 163 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,457 Oh, my God. 164 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,292 I gave the bartender a fake number 165 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,128 and got these drinks for free. 166 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:42,996 - Ooh! - (phone ringing) 167 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,165 (gasps) It's him. 168 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,200 I guess I gave him the right number. 169 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,468 I am wasted. 170 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,437 - Yeah! - (both laughing) 171 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,573 I'm proud of how crazy you're being. 172 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,775 But I wanna get even crazier, 173 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,310 Okay, tell me what to do. What do you do? 174 00:07:57,409 --> 00:07:58,779 Okay, well, you can't do what I do 175 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,280 because you have underwear on. 176 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:02,415 But, for somebody at your level, 177 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:05,018 you could kiss a stranger. 178 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,654 How 'bout... 179 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,056 - Him! - Okay. 180 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,225 Can I kiss you? 181 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,761 Absolutely. 182 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,395 Okay. 183 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,568 Thank you. Thank you. 184 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,503 - Did you see that? - Mm-hmm. 185 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:26,339 Okay, what crazy thing can I do next? 186 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,609 You could get into a bar fight. 187 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,544 Can it be with the same guy? 188 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,445 I feel very comfortable with him. 189 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,816 Can I fight you? 190 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,351 - No. - What if he says no? 191 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,821 - Throw a drink in his face. - Okay. 192 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,355 - Can I throw a drink in your face? - Just do it! 193 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:43,657 Okay! 194 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:44,992 Ah! 195 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,361 Thank you. Thank you. 196 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:53,466 Okay, whatever this feeling is, I gotta get more of it. 197 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,802 I have to keep it going. 198 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,704 I'm gonna steal the bar garnish tray. 199 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,708 Whoo! 200 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:05,212 You can keep the olives. Yuck. 201 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,214 - Whoo! - Whoo! 202 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,382 So, thank you for considering donating dogs 203 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:10,483 for my app, Yusaku. 204 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,420 (speaking Japanese) 205 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:21,561 Ah, you ready for another surprise? 206 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,063 Spencer, I'm in a meeting. 207 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,564 Yeah, surprises don't care about meetings, buddy. 208 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:28,636 - No, no, dude! - One, two, sticks! 209 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,472 Look what I found. T-Bo's old food sticks. 210 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,575 I think that's just a large nest. 211 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,144 Spencer, what about all the office supplies 212 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,578 I told you to get? 213 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,013 It's the digital age, my dude. 214 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,582 No one uses pens or pads or paper anymore. 215 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:45,118 Now, sticks, on the other hand... 216 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,521 Spencer, I don't know about this whole 217 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:51,058 office-combination-restaurant thing. 218 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,693 I gotta get Yusaku back. 219 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,427 He probably thinks I hung up on him, or that I was kidnapped. 220 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,463 (laughing) You're so cute. 221 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,131 I'd totally kidnap you. 222 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,737 Millicent, you're a child. 223 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,138 You believe in magical things. 224 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,574 You think finding these sticks is a sign 225 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:10,043 to restore the Groovy Smoothie to its old glory? 226 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,378 I think it's a sign 227 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,413 we should check the freezers for squatters. 228 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:14,982 I already did. 229 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,150 All I found were moldy Otter Pops and a severed hand. 230 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,286 Which reminds me, I gotta call the cops. 231 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:22,723 If it were me, I wouldn't just redo what this place was. 232 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,858 I would make it what I want it to be. 233 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:26,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 234 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,262 So, like, instead of food on sticks, 235 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,999 we could do-- wait for it-- 236 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,266 food on food? 237 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,368 That could be fun. We could use jicama. 238 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,105 That's what I'm talking about, jicama is perfect. 239 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,707 What is jicama? 240 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,809 Spencer, would you keep it down? 241 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,543 Yusaku's trying to tell me something. 242 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,012 Millicent? 243 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,748 (speaking Japanese) 244 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,818 - What did he say? - He said jicama 245 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,552 is a light and refreshing vegetable 246 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,755 you sometimes see in salads. 247 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:57,024 Oh. 248 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,161 (both cheering) 249 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,764 Woo-hoo! Nailed it! 250 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,165 You mind if I leave now? 251 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,000 There's only one more bus I can catch to get home. 252 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,102 Oh. Yeah. 253 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,605 Man, you are showing me up tonight, 254 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,041 getting all buck wild. 255 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:16,476 You're not getting turned, you getting turnt! 256 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,947 Oh, it has a hard "T". "Turnt." 257 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:22,783 - Mm. - It has a bite to it. 258 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,418 Look, you kissed, you fought, 259 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,254 you threw a drink in a guy's face, 260 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,956 plus you stole drink garnishes 261 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,825 and you won $42 in an illegal craps game. 262 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,593 - Those guys were nice. - Mm-hmm. 263 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,362 I really liked the guy who got stabbed. 264 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,630 We should've helped him. 265 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,035 Hey. 266 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,371 Let's get inked. 267 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,939 I don't know. 268 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,342 Tattoos are very forever, and I think you'll regret it. 269 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,779 Let's do something else. We could go back to the bar 270 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:55,215 and steal those coasters that say "You had me at Merlot." 271 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,384 I want to get a tattoo. 272 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:01,188 Plus, being wild and crazy means having no regrets. 273 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,589 You know who has regrets? 274 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,491 People who marry their high school sweethearts? 275 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,293 Boring people. 276 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,928 Come on, let's do it. 277 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,964 All right, let's keep it crazy! 278 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,766 - Okay. - (both laughing) 279 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,201 Do you know what you're gonna get? 280 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,535 Oh, no brainer. 281 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,805 A cute little bunny on my right ankle. 282 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:21,909 I meant, a cute little bunny holding a knife, 283 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:25,745 and a gun, and another gun, on my right ankle. 284 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,281 Left ankle? 285 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,616 Both ankles? 286 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,684 More guns. Got it. 287 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,156 Millicent, hey, wake up. I need your help. 288 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,993 Dude speaks English. He knew "jicama." 289 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,131 Ha-ha! Yes! (whooping) 290 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,933 Don't look now! 291 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,367 I'm just kidding, you should look. 292 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,969 Look right at me. 293 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,670 Oh my God, dude, what are you doing? 294 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,073 Well, I wasn't really feeling the whole food-on-food thing, 295 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,543 then I had a brainstorm. What about food on wheels? 296 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,311 I feel like you're three ideas away 297 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,314 from something that doesn't even involve food. 298 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,251 I was trying to think about what this restaurant should be. 299 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,253 And then I thought, why reinvent the wheel? 300 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,720 That's when it hit me. 301 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,523 Wheels... everywhere. 302 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,825 Freddie, what do you think? 303 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,726 I think I have a work call 304 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,263 and I do not have time for this tomfoolery. 305 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,797 Mm, shenanigans, maybe. 306 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,566 Tomfoolery, never! 307 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,534 Whoo! Coming back around! 308 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,637 * He's got wheels and he knows how to use 'em * 309 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:25,973 You know what, dude, 310 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,774 you were supposed to be my partner in this, 311 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,877 and you haven't done one thing to help me. 312 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,644 I pulled that rat off your back. 313 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,413 There was a rat on my back? 314 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,285 Spencer, at this point I think it would be better 315 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,021 if you just left me alone. 316 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,423 Fine. I will-- 317 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,125 (gasps) 318 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,493 No! 319 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,828 Yusaku! 320 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,763 Great. I lost him. 321 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,000 I know what we're all thinking. 322 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,003 If the laptop was on wheels, it wouldn't have broke. 323 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,905 That's not what I'm thinking. 324 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,708 I'm thinking this whole situation is not working. 325 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,676 Dude, you need to make a decision, okay? 326 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,078 You can keep playing restaurant 327 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,646 or you can work on the Kevin app. 328 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,781 But you cannot do both! 329 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,387 - Help me clean this mess up. - Do I have to? 330 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,356 Yes, and quickly, before the rats come! 331 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,130 Oh... 332 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,465 I didn't think you'd go through with it. 333 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,700 I'm impressed. Did it hurt? 334 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,469 No. I probably didn't feel it 335 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,905 'cause I'm on so many drugs and alcohols. 336 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:35,008 Well, you know, Carly, I think we checked all the boxes 337 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,577 for a wild and crazy night. You ready to go home? 338 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,379 No way. Let's keep going. 339 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,081 Let's do more crazy stuff. 340 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,884 I mean, kindergarten teachers get drunk and get tattoos now. 341 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,020 Not hating on them. So necessary. 342 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,788 But, like, we can do better. 343 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,160 Why are you looking at that fountain 344 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,828 like a teenager who just discovered porn? 345 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,966 - No! No! - Ah! Yes, yes, yes! 346 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,533 - Carly! - Yes! 347 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,635 - No! - Ah! 348 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,371 What the hell, Carly? 349 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,873 We're like the guys on Jackass. 350 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:09,909 Hi. 351 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,478 You should exit the fountain now. 352 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,047 Carly, come on, let's go home. 353 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,149 This guy seems serious. He's got a cell phone holster 354 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,884 and a little gold plastic badge. 355 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,987 Ladies, just come out of the fountain. 356 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,990 Or what? You gonna take us to mall jail? 357 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,128 Did you guys steal black lipstick 358 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,997 to get back at your mom, too? 359 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:39,939 All right, here's our escape plan. 360 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,208 - You distract the mall cop. - With what? 361 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,210 Okay, fine. I'll sing! 362 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,312 Yeah. But if that doesn't work, 363 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,147 - I can do my Borat impression. - Ooh. 364 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,381 It's the best. 365 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,882 (clears throat) 366 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,385 "My wife." 367 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,889 Wait. 368 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,491 Is this normal? 369 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:02,362 I know we paid with a coupon, but this doesn't seem right. 370 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,064 Oh. Well, when you first get them, 371 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,866 real tattoos run when they get wet, mm-hmm. 372 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,204 Why'd you say "real tattoos"? 373 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,839 So close. 374 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,208 The tattoo's fake. 375 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,977 I told the guy to give you temporary ink. 376 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,312 Why? 377 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,281 Because you were only getting it to prove 378 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,849 how wild and crazy you are. 379 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,718 And you wanted a rabbit with all these weapons. 380 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,421 You don't even like weapons, or rabbits. 381 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,359 I'm gonna need to take your blood alcohol level. 382 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,893 Blow into this. 383 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,662 How high does it have to be to get me in trouble? 384 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:36,963 Because I have a feeling 385 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,099 it's gonna be much higher than that. 386 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,505 Zero point zero. 387 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:52,845 Yeah, there was no alcohol in those drinks. 388 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,881 And the drugs were fake as well. 389 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,584 Look, ACD is just vitamins A, C and D. 390 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,353 You gave me a Women's One-A-Day? 391 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,123 Women's One-A-Day for Seniors. 392 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,159 Well, the joke's on you. 393 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,027 'Cause I didn't take the ACD. 394 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,630 I hid it under my tongue and then I spit it out, 395 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,766 like a girl in a movie about an amoral mental hospital. 396 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,435 I can't believe you lied to me. 397 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,138 Hey, all I wanted to do was stay at home 398 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,773 and watch Kacey find herself through her pain. 399 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,877 Instead, I'm out here playing cool auntie to quiet niece. 400 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,846 Was the guy I kissed fake, too? 401 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,782 He's my dentist. He thinks you're cute, though. 402 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,684 You had me throw a drink in his face. 403 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,220 Well, that'll teach him to tell me 404 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,888 how hot my friends are when he's cleaning my teeth. 405 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,858 Harper giveth, Harper taketh away. 406 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,862 (exhaling sharply) 407 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,998 Okay. So, I made a list 408 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,800 of all the reasons to run the Groovy Smoothie 409 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,869 and all the reasons to run the Kevin app. 410 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:55,041 Okay, under restaurant I've got: run my own business, 411 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,776 more keys, 412 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,912 potential to become a front for the Russian mob, 413 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:04,817 and install a bidet, but only for VIPs. 414 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:09,289 And under Kevin app I've got: I won't let Freddie down. 415 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,658 Well, if you're going with the longest list, 416 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,925 I think it's clear. 417 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,961 If you're going with the dumbest list, 418 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,329 it's also clear. 419 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,031 Yeah, but how do I tell Freddie? 420 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,633 You just did. 421 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,404 Wow, that was easier than I expected. 422 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:28,107 Look, let's face it, you're not a good business partner. 423 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,542 I said get an office, 424 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,444 you got a restaurant filled with rats. 425 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,281 Instead of a launch party, you threw me a funeral. 426 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,683 I fear that every one of your ideas from now on 427 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,251 is going to involve wheels. 428 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,587 I'd like to tell you that you're wrong, but you're not. 429 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,522 Wheels of cheese! 430 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,324 I'm sorry, I can't stop. 431 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,660 Look, this restaurant is clearly scratching 432 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,696 some creative itch that you have. 433 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,699 So, you should just do it, man. I'll be fine. 434 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,634 Yeah, but I don't want to leave you hanging. 435 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,203 Can I just give you money and have nothing to do 436 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,370 with the app whatsoever? 437 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,206 Spencer, go run your restaurant. 438 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,673 You're the best. 439 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,510 You know, if this is gonna be your place, 440 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,044 it should feel like you. 441 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,913 Yeah, I like that. 442 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:10,383 It needs to express the essence of my very soul. 443 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:14,821 I need to take what's in here and what's in here, 444 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:19,726 and put it on here, and also in here. 445 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,129 A new restaurant. They rarely fail. 446 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,532 Can it still pander to the fans of the original? 447 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,833 (scoffs) Of course. 448 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,801 How else are you supposed to succeed? 449 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,703 (both laughing lightly) 450 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,640 (laughter intensifies) 451 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,680 So, I guess you really do think I'm boring. 452 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,615 Why else would have you faked all this? 453 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,451 It's not about that. 454 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,118 I just think that the Carly I know 455 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,187 wouldn't enjoy a Harper night out. 456 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,589 But that's okay. 457 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,492 So, you don't think I'm your boring friend? 458 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,228 The fact that you're knitting right now isn't helping. 459 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,631 Oh, no, this is crocheting. That's a common misconception. 460 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,600 Okay, that's not helping, either. 461 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,370 But, Carly, you're not my boring friend. 462 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,739 You're my best friend, and my smart friend, 463 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,875 and my go-to-for-advice friend. 464 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,643 You think I'd ask any of those crazy fools 465 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,078 I party with for advice? 466 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,146 Their fix to every problem is making a TikTok 467 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,182 twerking in front of an infinity pool. 468 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,620 You know, the real reason I faked this whole night 469 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,655 was because I wanted to look out for you, 470 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,724 like you always look out for me. 471 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,659 This was my eggs Benny, baby. 472 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,161 JEN: You guys wanna bust outta here? 473 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,264 Stole this flare gun from my mom's boat. 474 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:36,135 Next time she gets lost at sea, this'll show her. 475 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:41,240 You know what? I think I got this. 476 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,945 Mr. Mall Cop! 477 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:51,618 Oh, I couldn't help but notice that framed picture on your desk 478 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,420 of your beautiful baby daughter. 479 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,222 Do you think she might like this one-of-a-kind, 480 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,657 unique, hand-made scarf? 481 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,025 Oh. 482 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,661 This is almost as special as she is. 483 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,763 Thank you. 484 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,031 Hey, if I let you guys go, do you promise 485 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,566 never to do anything like this again? 486 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,000 No. 487 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,769 Eh, I don't care, we're closing 488 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,404 in ten minutes anyways. You can go. 489 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,272 - (laughing) - Yay. 490 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,209 Look what Daddy got you. 491 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,046 I still hate you more than Mom. 492 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,820 Never have I ever jumped into a mall fountain 493 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,257 and been put in mall jail. 494 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,268 No one here can crochet. 495 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:47,940 Guys, guys, guys! After much deliberation, 496 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,942 I have finally settled on a new name 497 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,378 for the Groovy Smoothie. 498 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,146 At first, I considered The Smooth Groove, 499 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,816 but apparently that's a very litigious jazz label. 500 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,118 He also considered The Smooth Move, 501 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:02,154 but apparently that's a very litigious laxative brand. 502 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,958 So, we landed on this. 503 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,762 Eh? 504 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,899 Do you not see what we're seeing? 505 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,468 Of course I do. Bar F! 506 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:19,038 As in Bar Food, Bar Fly, Bar Friends. 507 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:23,309 Plus, we're on F Street. Guys, it's the perfect name. 508 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:27,380 Dude, you named your restaurant Barf. 509 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,517 I did do that, didn't I? 510 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:31,918 Man, I am really glad 511 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,953 you don't work on Kevin anymore. 512 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,524 Really regretting taking out all those ads 513 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,826 that say "Bar F, coming up soon." 514 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,194 Why would I even word it like that? 515 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,536 * * 516 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,524 Ooh! 517 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,826 MAN: He hates these cans.