1 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:04,672 This year's 2 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:09,009 Webicon Web Icon Lifetime Achievement Award recipient: 3 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,178 Carly Shay. 4 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:11,879 -Whoo! -Step one, 5 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:13,013 kiss Wes. [kiss] 6 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:14,315 Step two, smile. 7 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:17,385 Step three, humbly wave at my fans. 8 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,088 Lifetime achievement award? 9 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,123 [laughs] You're so old. 10 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,825 I'm a dewey 27. 11 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,195 And this award is a big deal. 12 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,596 It's been a hard year, 13 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,764 starting up my channel again all by myself. 14 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,266 All by yourself? 15 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,968 No emotional support or fancy studio in my apartment 16 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:37,605 or anyone dressing up as a baby for you? 17 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,441 You should probably thank me first. 18 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,310 You're somewhere between God and my manicurist. 19 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:46,780 And now we get to celebrate you at the new and improved Webicon. 20 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,782 Or I guess the full title is now "Webicon, 21 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,885 sponsored by YesIStillUseChecks.com." 22 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:55,656 I'm just glad they pivoted from a giant, sweaty convention 23 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,057 to a glamping retreat 24 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:59,560 for "forward thinkers of the online era." 25 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,263 Plus, a pitch-fest for new tech ventures. 26 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:03,864 A field full of rich people 27 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:06,066 who don't know what to do with their money. 28 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,035 And I get to tell 'em. 29 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:11,004 Well, it better be awesome-- I got Dutch on the music lineup, 30 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:13,241 and I promised her, because you promised me, 31 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:15,809 so it's a blockchain promise. 32 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,078 As requested, 33 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,114 useless, nontoxic buy spray. 34 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:22,116 But let the record show I'm still solidly behind 35 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:24,418 Harper's idea for mosquito net jumpsuits. 36 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,086 Said that as a joke. 37 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:27,888 Look, we're headed to an island 38 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,490 with no ferry service and spotty cellular. 39 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,891 I just want to be prepared. 40 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,726 The tree houses have electricity, plumbing, 41 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,962 [laughs]: and an hourly tea ceremony. 42 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:37,165 My Eagle Scout here wants to bring a generator, 43 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,599 iodine and rations. 44 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,434 Well, at least you let me pack candles, 45 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:41,902 so in case the power goes out, 46 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,004 I can still see your gorgeous face. 47 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:47,441 Oh, get a tree house, you two. 48 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,443 Oh, we will. We all will. 49 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,945 We're gonna have the best weekend ever. 50 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,947 Everybody, hands in. 51 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,316 Webicon. 52 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,785 [ALL]: Webicon! 53 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,623 Why don't the trees have houses? 54 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,292 What are we supposed to eat? 55 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:05,793 Where is everyone?! 56 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:08,196 Are they all having fun without us? On a yacht? 57 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,130 Harper, speak to the concierge 58 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:12,333 about getting us an invite to the yacht. 59 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,567 -[SPENCER]: Mm. -Please. 60 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,902 Come on, guys, 61 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:17,171 we just have to roll with the punches, 62 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,307 and it'll be an adventure. 63 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:21,141 Webicon! 64 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,578 Yeah, I say we eat her first. 65 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,152 * I know * 66 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,621 * You see * 67 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,623 * Somehow the world will change for me * 68 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:39,059 * And be so wonderful * 69 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,596 * Live life, breathe air * 70 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,698 * I know somehow we're gonna get there * 71 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,568 * And feel so wonderful * 72 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,840 * It's all for real * 73 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,708 * I'm telling you just how I feel * 74 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:58,846 * So wake up the members of my nation * 75 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,048 * It's your time to be * 76 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:03,884 * There's no chance unless you take one * 77 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,420 * And the time to see the brighter side * 78 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,557 * Of every situation * 79 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,692 * Some things are meant to be * 80 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:15,363 * So give your best and leave the rest to me * 81 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:17,831 -* Leave it all to me * -* Leave it all to me * 82 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,600 * Leave it all to me * 83 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:23,237 * Just leave it all to me. * 84 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:31,078 Never ask how I got this tarp. 85 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,847 Is this hell? 86 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:34,815 No. 87 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,351 Hell at least has Lil Nas X. 88 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:40,187 Dutch is the only one from the music lineup who showed. 89 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:41,789 I guess all the rich people already figured out 90 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,190 what to do with their money-- they used it 91 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,892 to get on the last helicopter out of here. 92 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,528 Don't worry, we're still gonna have a great time. 93 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,963 I'm almost done completing inventory 94 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,032 and formulating a list of tasks. 95 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:54,402 See? Tasks. 96 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:56,670 I made this dress for Dutch. 97 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,939 She was gonna sing and dance over a fire, 98 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,941 and then when her fans wanted an encore, 99 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:04,244 they would scream: "S'more! S'more!" 100 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,447 I guess we'll have to eat it. 101 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:07,615 All right, here's the deal. 102 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,417 I talked to the person in charge 103 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:12,853 before she was whisked away by six competing documentarians. 104 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,756 They planned to have luxury tree houses, 105 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,358 a pitch-fest, and a sick music lineup, 106 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,927 but without money, that plan never went beyond: 107 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,929 "Let's have luxury tree houses, 108 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,264 a pitch-fest, and a sick music lineup." 109 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,667 We have a sick music lineup. 110 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,302 -Dutch can still perform. -No. 111 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:31,171 No, no, they said singing attracts the possums. 112 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,007 Dutch, I'm sorry. 113 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,310 I will sew you a tent out of bark if I have to. 114 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:40,314 Mm-mm. I will take a hotel room, please, and thank you. 115 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,917 So, are they sending boats? 116 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,253 Helicopters? Amazon drones? 117 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,756 Not until Monday. Hey, where'd you get the tarp? 118 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,358 [grunts gibberish] 119 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,125 What are we gonna do? 120 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,227 Don't worry about it, all right? We have just enough water, 121 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:56,797 and the festival left us non-FDA-approved protein bars, 122 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:59,633 but, uh, they are the blueberry flavor. 123 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,101 I'll starve. 124 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,571 I just really need you to take this seriously. 125 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,706 I am. But since you've got survival covered, 126 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,975 there's no reason I can't be in charge of having fun. 127 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,811 Uh, we could go on a sunset hike, make flower crowns, 128 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,245 go skinny-dipping. 129 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:15,416 Sprained ankle, poison ivy, penis parasites. 130 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,352 I'm just trying to make lemonade out of lemons. 131 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,487 Oh, you brought lemons? 132 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,355 No. 133 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:22,690 * * 134 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:26,159 Ah, good luck getting our food, bears! 135 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:27,495 Wait. 136 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:30,698 If the bears can't get the food, will they eat us? 137 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:34,167 Enjoy our food, bears. 138 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,070 [sighs heavily] 139 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,740 I'm so bummed the pitch-fest is canceled. 140 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,208 Do you think this is a sign? 141 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,677 Maybe it's time I hang up my entrepreneurial hat. 142 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:46,714 If you mean your Rite Aid fedora, then yes. 143 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,617 You can't give up. Let me help. 144 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:52,252 No. We both agreed that we were lucky our friendship survived 145 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,755 you investing in my first failed start-up. 146 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,591 You are not allowed to give me any more money. 147 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,992 And I won't. 148 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,094 But I bet I can find a different rich idiot 149 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,130 to trick into losing all of their money. 150 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:07,367 There must be someone here who was too dumb to make it out. 151 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:08,469 Yeah. 152 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,870 Us. 153 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,873 You're not going to find anyone. 154 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,875 I'm just not cut out for the tech world. 155 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,977 Maybe it's time I find something else. 156 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,612 [SPENCER]: Hey... 157 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,915 Should we tell him he just walked through poison oak? 158 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:25,185 He'll find out soon enough. 159 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,688 Sorry I got you to bring Double Dutch. 160 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,222 She's a lot. 161 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,892 Hey, she's my boss-- only I'm allowed to say that. 162 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,927 And Wes is quite the survivalist 163 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,029 and very helpful and not at all annoying. 164 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:39,132 [like Wes]: Hey, don't eat the red berries-- they're poisonous. 165 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,300 Hey! 166 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,770 [chuckles] But that was dead-on. 167 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:45,305 Wes is just such a planner, and... 168 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,742 I love that, but sometimes he has trouble being spontaneous. 169 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,277 I want to survive, too. 170 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:53,146 Doesn't mean I can't also have a flower crown. 171 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,382 I'm on a trip with my favorite people 172 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:57,217 who I promised a great time. 173 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:59,219 I need to at least try to make that happen. 174 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:01,421 I don't know how to work this compass. 175 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:02,990 Oh, uh, try turning it off 176 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,792 -and then back on. -Oh. 177 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:07,828 I feel bad, but... 178 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:12,365 I keep thinking about if I were here with my ex-boyfriend, 179 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:15,035 who shall not be named. 180 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:15,936 Beau? 181 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,337 Guess we're naming him. 182 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,773 He'd already have, like, four penis parasites. 183 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,609 That guy's fun. 184 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,376 And he's also right there. 185 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:25,913 Carly! 186 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,482 Oh, fun. 187 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:29,950 * * 188 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:34,121 Ooh, this place is amazing! 189 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,724 Is that a bidet in the bathroom? 190 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,292 I'm gonna go check. 191 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,930 You, uh, seem surprised to see me. 192 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,264 Didn't you know I was presenting you 193 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,766 with your lifetime achievement award? 194 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,400 No. 195 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,236 No, I did not. 196 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,138 I guess they thought we make a good pair. 197 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:54,608 You know, probably since we've always made such a good pair. 198 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,844 Uh, congratulations, by the way. 199 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:59,847 Webicon Web Icon is a huge deal. 200 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:01,882 I guess if we'd started a channel together, 201 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,951 I would've just been holding you back. 202 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:06,053 Or riding my coattails. 203 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,321 Sounds like a fun ride. 204 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,258 How'd you get this place, anyway? 205 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:15,128 Uh, probably by being the most famous person here. 206 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,731 I don't know, maybe a different reason. 207 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:22,402 Hey, did you get one of the tarps? Those seem cool. 208 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,904 Oh, yeah. 209 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,438 They're awesome. 210 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,741 We're really just making the most of our time. 211 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,677 The laughs we've had, 212 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,244 you wouldn't believe. 213 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,246 Same. You know, I was gonna bounce, 214 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,884 but then I figured: why not make lemonade out of lemons? 215 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,286 -[door opens] -Exactly. 216 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,690 It's a bidet, all right. 217 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,625 Hell of a bidet. 218 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:48,829 So you just have all this space for you and your girlfriend? 219 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,964 We, uh, broke up, actually. 220 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,532 -Oh. -And we didn't know? 221 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:56,336 Don't you usually prefer to dump people on a livestream? 222 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,206 Let me make it up to you. Why don't you all stay here? 223 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,274 I don't know. 224 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,110 I just started seeing someone. 225 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,645 He's an auto mechanic. 226 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,346 Like, a real manly man. 227 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,849 He's probably off building us a better tree house right now. 228 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,317 So no. 229 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,987 You listen to me, Carly Shay. I am a knight in shining armor, 230 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,089 and Dutch is my damsel in distress, 231 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,525 professionally speaking! 232 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:19,492 So yes. 233 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,061 Please. 234 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,096 [sighs] Fine. 235 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,365 I'll stay in this gorgeous tree house 236 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:28,736 with the softest towels I've ever felt. 237 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,237 But you owe me. 238 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,611 Millicent, this is perfect. Beau is the investor 239 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,846 of Freddie's dreams. 240 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,814 Positive attitude. Money to burn. 241 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,718 No understanding of business or perhaps even money at all. 242 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,355 But my dad's confidence is at an all-time low. 243 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,658 He's not gonna try and make a sale now. 244 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,660 Which is why we need Beau to come to him. 245 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,061 He'll see it as a sign. 246 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,964 Yes! I haven't done a good scheme in ages. 247 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,032 I hope I'm not rusty. 248 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,001 * * 249 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,804 How cool is it of Beau to let us use his tree house? 250 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,472 Yeah. Very cool. 251 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,474 Except I am a little worried 252 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,509 it's not built to hold eight people. 253 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,911 Sure it is. 254 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,846 They wouldn't have included a blackjack table 255 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,282 if they didn't want you to entertain. 256 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,318 Since we're good on shelter and food and water now, 257 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,720 what should we do? 258 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,289 [chanting]: Flower crowns. Flower crowns. 259 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:27,795 Yes! And then I heard about an amazing sunset hike. 260 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:31,131 Oh, uh, before we go spraining our ankles all willy-nilly... 261 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,766 I need to make sure there's actually enough food 262 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,567 and clean water in this tree house for everyone. 263 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:35,836 There's tons of food. 264 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,604 I don't know how much water there is-- 265 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,106 the fridge just does filtered. 266 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,675 It even does pellet ice. 267 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,911 Carly loves pellet ice. 268 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,383 Beau, uh, actually, can you grab us some drinks? 269 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,953 Regular Coke with lime and-- 270 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,856 let me guess-- tepid water since the body absorbs it faster. 271 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,691 Oh. Yeah, I know you're mocking me, 272 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,459 but that's actually true, so thanks. 273 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,661 [Carly giggles] 274 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:05,132 So, this I was not prepared for. 275 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,867 Yeah, it's weird. 276 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,069 But there's absolutely nothing going on 277 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,738 between Beau and me now. 278 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,073 I doubt we have anything in common anymore. 279 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,643 Did somebody say "flower crown"? 280 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,646 * * 281 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,148 Which is why, with Kevin, 282 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,183 you're not taking care of the puppy... 283 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,385 The puppy is taking care... 284 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,254 -of you! -Of you! 285 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,091 Yeah, but don't tell Freddie we told you, okay? 286 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,692 He's got so many investors. 287 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,328 He'd kill us if he knew we told one more person about it. 288 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,864 It's such a good idea. 289 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,499 You think maybe I could get him to pitch it to me? 290 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,602 -Maybe. -Maybe. 291 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,073 Hey, um, what are the symptoms of Lyme disease? 292 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,876 This place has a real Lyme-y vibe. 293 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,745 You know what doesn't have a Lyme-y vibe? Your app Kevin. 294 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,848 Whoops. I didn't mean to mention it in front of Beau. 295 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,283 But now that the puppy's out of the bag, 296 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,617 why don't you tell him about it. 297 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,853 [sighs] Okay, um, well, the idea was: 298 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,122 match people who need therapy dogs 299 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,557 with people who need dog-sitters, so that... 300 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,959 It sounds awesome. 301 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,395 How about you give me the full pitch tomorrow. 302 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,729 I need to text my dad first. 303 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,731 My dad's my business guy. 304 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,600 Also, I just love him. 305 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:17,304 Really? Beau, I mean... that would be great. 306 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,638 Men supporting men. 307 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,941 That's what it's all about. 308 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,278 Oh, my God! 309 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,447 Did you see me just manifest that opportunity 310 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,316 out of total thin air? 311 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,584 -Oh, yes. -You did that. 312 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,053 -You did that! -Yes! 313 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,154 Ooh! 314 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,688 * * 315 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,524 Okay, you were right, Wes-- 316 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,526 that nontoxic bug spray is useless. 317 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,629 Mm-hmm. Or maybe you're just too sweet. 318 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,065 Here, this is safe 319 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,867 and totally works. 320 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:51,471 Wow, I'm just, like, the hero of this entire weekend. 321 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,207 -You know what would make it even better? -[HARPER]: Nothing. 322 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,509 Nothing could make this better, because it's great! 323 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,345 Right, Dutch? 324 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,412 No. 325 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,982 A chipmunk looked at me weird. 326 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,984 I was gonna say scary stories. 327 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,153 Oh, like the one about the guy stranded in the forest 328 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,388 with his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. 329 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,790 Ooh, what's that one? 330 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,293 Yup, no, I got it. 331 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:17,364 Are we talking scary scary, or "George the Bra" scary? 332 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,866 [laughs] Oh! 333 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,268 [like George]: "I'm going to get you." 334 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,735 -[laughter] -Uh... 335 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,037 George the Bra? 336 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,339 George the Bra that tells ghost stories. 337 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,575 It's a classic iCarly character. 338 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,577 Carly, your marshmallow's on fire. 339 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,612 Oh. [exhales sharply] 340 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,614 We like 'em burnt and crispy. 341 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,616 Then when you put it on the chocolate... 342 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,452 -it melts faster. -It melts faster. 343 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,290 I wasn't talking about the viscosity of your dessert. 344 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,893 I was talking about the increased risk of forest fire. 345 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:50,130 Wow. You can even take the fun out of roasting marshmallows. 346 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,432 Am I the only one here whose definition of fun 347 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,134 includes not dying? 348 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:59,539 Oh, man, wait. I bet you wind up dying in some super boring way. 349 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,775 Or maybe I never die, because I make careful decisions. 350 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,544 Okay, let's all relax. 351 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,947 Oh, I think Beau here is plenty relaxed. 352 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,550 Aah! Is this what we've been making s'mores out of? 353 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:11,851 This is my dress! 354 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,453 This is cannibalism! 355 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,489 Dutch, if we didn't eat it, it was gonna attract bugs. 356 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,691 Then Wes would make us eat those. 357 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,961 You know what? I'm gonna go. I'll be back. 358 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:24,231 Oh, actually, I was gonna storm off super dramatically, so... 359 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,801 Aah! Aah! 360 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,838 [continues screaming] 361 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,375 [DUTCH]: Okay, you're good. 362 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,477 -Wes, wait. -Look, I'm sorry, 363 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,912 but I just need a minute, okay? 364 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,580 Let's all just cool off and take some space. 365 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,149 [thunder crashing] 366 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,051 And pack ourselves into a shelter 367 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,552 that comfortably sleeps two. 368 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,387 * * 369 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,556 [thunder crashing] 370 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,890 [loud crackling] 371 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,859 Do you think that's FEMA here to save us... 372 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,828 or a serial killer here to end us? 373 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,330 -It was probably just a branch. -Serial killer. 374 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,399 -Dude. -What? 375 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,368 Carly, uh, can we talk? 376 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,070 Uh, yeah. 377 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,672 We should. 378 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,040 [wind whistling] 379 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,779 I'm sorry, Carly, but I'm getting pretty frustrated, okay? 380 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,281 I-I mean, I've been working all weekend 381 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,483 to try and keep us safe, and it's, like, none of that 382 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,319 matters to you because I didn't weave you a flower crown. 383 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,554 You don't weave a flower crown. You tie it off. 384 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,190 [sighs] I'm just trying 385 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,958 to make the best of a bad situation, 386 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,693 and you keep reminding me how bad it is. 387 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,896 Yeah, because it is bad, okay? Not everything is skinny-dipping 388 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,864 and lifetime achievement awards. 389 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,566 Well, not everything is life-or-death. 390 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,069 [thunder crashing, loud crackling] 391 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,240 [screaming] 392 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,574 Hi there. 393 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,210 Oh, crap, wrong arms. 394 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,314 Oh, uh, I-I was just reaching for my phone. 395 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,716 -It's very precious to me. -I... I was... 396 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,484 -I was also doing, like, the same. -Yeah, same. 397 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,787 -[thunder crashing] -[screaming, grunting] 398 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,996 I am my mother's son! 399 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,332 -[thunder crashing] -[screaming] 400 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,304 See? You grabbed Beau, too. 401 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,872 He's just very grab-able. 402 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,208 -Whoa! Whoa! -[screams] 403 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,181 Well... 404 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,283 -at least we still have a roof over our heads. -[wood creaking] 405 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:31,224 This album is literally rocking my world. 406 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,859 * * 407 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,699 Well, we look amazing. 408 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,435 I wasn't gonna let these outfits go to waste. 409 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,504 My best friend was getting an award. 410 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,407 I rented enough runway to land a plane. 411 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,242 Aw. That's sweet. 412 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,211 You liar. 413 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,445 You packed all these cute clothes 414 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,846 so you could look good for Dutch. 415 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:54,981 You like her. 416 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,349 How dare you... 417 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,885 read me so accurately. 418 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,088 Okay, yeah, when the tree house was falling, 419 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,356 I reached for Dutch. 420 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,392 But you reached for Beau. 421 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,294 How dare you... 422 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,762 recount true events. 423 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,398 Do you still have feelings for him? 424 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,300 Escándalo. 425 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,604 A week ago I would've told you no, 426 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,508 but Wes and I haven't been on the same page all weekend. 427 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,243 -Mm. -It's like this whole experience 428 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,446 has just made me realize that he and I are really different. 429 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,448 And sometimes very different people 430 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,050 -make great couples. -Yeah, but... 431 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,352 then there's Beau. 432 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,621 I mean, he makes everything so easy. 433 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,755 Mm. 434 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,789 When we broke up, that was, like, 435 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,291 the third fight we've ever had. 436 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,792 Well, I guess the question is, 437 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,928 do you want someone who's like you, 438 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,696 or do you want someone who complements you? 439 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,699 And I guess the second question is, 440 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,436 are you willing to risk your dream career 441 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,837 for your dream girl? 442 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,272 Mm. 443 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,806 You know what I wish? 444 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,342 That we jumped into each other's arms. 445 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,876 'Cause then it would've been like, 446 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,078 "Aw, they're so cute. They're best friends." 447 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,281 [laughs] So cute! 448 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,583 But we didn't. 449 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,686 So it was the one failed start-up. 450 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,921 It was the two failed marriages. 451 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,192 He's tanking. 452 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,826 [loud, awkward giggling] 453 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:18,865 Spencer, you know what you have to do. 454 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,767 Damn it. 455 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,371 And, I mean, you learn by failing, right? 456 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,806 -What is happening? -H-Hi! 457 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,476 My name is Bandit, and I'm a terrier. 458 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,179 [Irish accent]: An Irish terrier. 459 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:35,548 And I was ne-u-tered! 460 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,184 Not because I wanted to be, 461 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,752 but because it's the socially responsible thing to do. 462 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,054 Now, who wants to scratch me belly?! 463 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,424 -No one! -Me! 464 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,427 [rhythmic grunting] 465 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,165 Wow. I mean, that was the best pitch I've ever heard. 466 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,534 I'm so bummed I can't invest. 467 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,868 [SPENCER]: What? 468 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,071 [Irish accent]: But I was ne-u-tered. 469 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,810 Yeah, my dad thinks dogs are just a fad. But... 470 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,178 hey, good luck. 471 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,979 Not that you'll need it. 472 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,615 Spencer and Millicent told me how many investors 473 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,849 you have lined up. 474 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,150 Congratulations. 475 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,019 Huh. 476 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,923 So you set this up. 477 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,859 What, just so I could squeeze in one last failure before 478 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,994 -I give up entirely, or...? -You can't give up. 479 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,197 You have every reason to believe in this. 480 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,932 You're talented. It's a great idea. 481 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,667 The world needs it. 482 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,036 In fact... 483 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,738 It's only $13. 484 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,440 It's all I have liquid. 485 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,841 I'm in. 486 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,411 Wow. [chuckles] Thank you. 487 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,814 This means more to me than any big investment ever could. 488 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,616 Well, I want to make a big investment. 489 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,852 Okay, thunder stealer. 490 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,454 * * 491 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,556 Dutch? 492 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,258 Are you in there? 493 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,059 [DUTCH]: No. 494 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,563 All right. Well, if you see Dutch, 495 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,965 tell her that tarp is not her color. 496 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,934 How dare you. 497 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,371 I look gorgeous in this. 498 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,538 You do. 499 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,074 Look, I love working for you. 500 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,878 And we click creatively, and I really admire you. 501 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,613 But I think that some of those feelings 502 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,249 might be crossing the line, and... 503 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,150 I think you feel it, too. 504 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,820 Yeah, I do. 505 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,156 Both of my hearts are beating out of my chest. 506 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,959 I have two hearts. 507 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,530 But we work together, and this is my dream job. 508 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,131 You're my dream stylist, 509 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,901 and it's really helping me push myself creatively. 510 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,903 I think we need to put that first. 511 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,137 Me, too. 512 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,239 [laughs] So we agree. 513 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,774 We're just gonna close our eyes, 514 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,711 turn off our feelings for the sake of professionalism. 515 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,448 I really love your boundaries. 516 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,317 [trembles]: Uh-huh. 517 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,285 Okay. 518 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,353 Erase. 519 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,754 [chuckles nervously] 520 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,923 Erase. 521 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,991 Zip! They're gone. All right. 522 00:20:59,091 --> 00:20:59,992 [laughs] 523 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,829 Well, I'm so glad that worked. 524 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,030 [laughs] 525 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,340 There you are. 526 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,508 I've been looking everywhere for you. 527 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,844 First place I checked was in Beau's arms. 528 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,246 Next time we're in a collapsing tree house, 529 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,682 I promise I will jump on you. 530 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,518 Wes, I'm sorry. 531 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,188 And I really appreciate everything you've done for us. 532 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,658 Well, hopefully you'll appreciate this, too. 533 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:32,892 Come with me. 534 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,627 * * 535 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,030 [whooping, cheering] 536 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,668 Oh, my God, what is all this? 537 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:42,735 [WES]: It's your stage, 538 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,704 for you to accept your award. 539 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,939 [clapping, whooping] 540 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,042 I don't deserve all this. 541 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,845 -Carly... -We are gathered here today 542 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:56,248 to celebrate the life of Carly Shay. 543 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,785 [WES]: Actually, as the person 544 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,353 who made the podium and the award, I... 545 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,489 Pretty sure this is the award. 546 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,090 I had it flown in this morning. 547 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:07,093 Does that mean you could have had us flown out? 548 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:09,629 I wanted to stay, 549 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,664 'cause I have something to tell you, Carly. 550 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,100 Uh, this feels like it's in the arena of what I wanted to say, 551 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,002 so if I could just go first, I'll be real quick. 552 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:18,438 -I think we should go in alphabetical order. -Eh... 553 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,006 -I love you. -I love you. 554 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,342 Duly noted. 555 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,277 Carly, breaking up with you was 556 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,113 the second biggest mistake of my life. 557 00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,749 Do you remember when I bought that pizza with Bitcoin? 558 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,284 Okay, I would never make either of those mistakes, 559 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:35,922 because I love you, and I actually do still use checks. 560 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,425 These are all great points. Very compelling. 561 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,626 A lot of pros, lot of cons. 562 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,594 Okay, so what are you gonna do? 563 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,229 Wait to see if she says it back. 564 00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:45,131 Not you, dude. Carly. 565 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,204 I'd like to thank God 566 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:53,606 and my brother Spencer 567 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,175 and my manicurist Leslie. 568 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:57,209 I love you. 569 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,578 Leslie. 570 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:01,748 And... 571 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:04,283 [helicopter approaching] 572 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:08,521 -Hey! Hey! -Down here! 573 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,222 We're here! 574 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:11,390 See? 575 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,960 That's why I thank God first. 576 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:20,066 I looked death straight in the eyes and said, 577 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:24,236 "Not today, Carly. Not today." 578 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:27,039 I drank from a bidet. 579 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,578 What happens at Webicon stays at Webicon. 580 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:35,014 So we left those feelings at Webicon. 581 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,917 Why? Did she say something about me? 582 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:40,753 Yeah, I feel good about where I landed. 583 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:43,656 I mean, the heart wants what the heart wants. 584 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,291 Until it doesn't. 585 00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:46,659 And then does again. 586 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,661 And sometimes you get rescued 587 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,329 before you even have to make a decision, 588 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,231 and then you end up on a helicopter 589 00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:55,101 with two guys just staring at you the whole time. 590 00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:59,872 But yeah, everything's great. 591 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,910 I got a penis parasite.