1
00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:04,838
Oh, here it comes.
Here it comes.

2
00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:07,141
The comet, it's coming
right for us!

3
00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,576
No!

4
00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,981
That was the comet, not me.

5
00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:15,749
I'm gonna go find Pluto.

6
00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,551
Now that it's no longer
a planet,

7
00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:20,288
I bet it's all sad that
it's not relevant, like Kanye.

8
00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:23,991
Come on, Freddie,
you got to try it.

9
00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:26,327
You can actually go to space
without having to talk

10
00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,429
to Elon Musk.

11
00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,398
I'm too sad for space.

12
00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:32,300
Space is all I'm gonna have
this next week.

13
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He always gets like this

14
00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,736
when I stay with my mom
for a little while.

15
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Which I get. I'm the brightest
star in his universe.

16
00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,175
-Why's Gwen in town?
-[groans]

17
00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,344
I thought she was in Zanzibar
for the next two months

18
00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:44,978
marine biology-ing.

19
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Underwater with her fellow
sea monsters.

20
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Thanks for having
my back, Carly,

21
00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,086
but it's been a year.

22
00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,421
Gwen and I are
in a good place.

23
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I'm over the divorce.

24
00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,591
Really? It would take me
a lot longer to get over

25
00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,528
a gorgeous marine biologist
that travels the world

26
00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:04,365
and has eyes that just...
see you.

27
00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:06,867
And I'm less over it.

28
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Gwen's in town because
Millicent's drama club is

29
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doing Shakespeare scenes;
she's Juliet.

30
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-Oh, from what play?
-[knock on door]

31
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Hark! Is there a little
thespian in here

32
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who misses her mommy?

33
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[MILLICENT]:
Me!

34
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Oh, you said "thespian."

35
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Oh, I love you so much,

36
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but you smell
absolutely disgusting.

37
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It's probably just
the stench of regret

38
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over dumping Freddie.

39
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Hello, Gwendolyn.

40
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I see you're still trying
to make cargo pants happen.

41
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Look who's talking, crop-top.

42
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What you're smelling is

43
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a mélange of
sea turtle afterbirth,

44
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24 hours of middle-seat flights,

45
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and three layovers
just to get to you.

46
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Aka the stink of love.
[chuckles]

47
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Which I would have washed off,
but a pipe burst

48
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in my apartment, so we need
to find a place to...

49
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-Stay with me.
-Oh...

50
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Freddie, are you sure?

51
00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:05,526
Hmm? Oh, yeah,
you'd be there, too.

52
00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,628
Of course. Millicent already
has her own room,

53
00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,797
and we have an air mattress.

54
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That I will apparently be
sleeping on.

55
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Yeah, and you can
go take a shower.

56
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-I love this for us.
-[chuckles]

57
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But really, go shower now.

58
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I'll walk you out.

59
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You've been here
long enough anyway.

60
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[both squealing]

61
00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,554
It's so good to see you.

62
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When can we stop pretending
to hate each other?

63
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Never. I've been doing it
since the divorce.

64
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Honestly, I kind of
love it, though.

65
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It's like we're secret agents
that get blow-outs together.

66
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-Choo! Choo! Ha.
-[both squealing]

67
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* I know *

68
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* You see *

69
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* Somehow the world
will change for me *

70
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* And be so wonderful *

71
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* So wake up
the members of my nation *

72
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* It's your time to be *

73
00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:04,218
* There's no chance
unless you take one *

74
00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:07,120
* And the time to see
the brighter side *

75
00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:10,391
* Of every situation *

76
00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,125
* Some things are meant to be *

77
00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:15,763
* So give your best
and leave the rest to me. *

78
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Harper, I didn't know
you liked pool.

79
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I don't.
Disgusting little game.

80
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I only learned so I could
ruin Spencer's life.

81
00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,474
[phone chimes]

82
00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,809
Oh, no!

83
00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:32,145
What are you doing? I'm trying
to take a shot here!

84
00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:35,082
I mean, what's the matter,
young child?

85
00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:38,519
The person who was supposed
to design the costumes

86
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for my Shakespeare performance
dropped out.

87
00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,823
That's terrible.

88
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Costumes are the most important
part of any show.

89
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Of course you know that.

90
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Clothes are your thing.

91
00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:52,065
I mean, look at you right now.
Girl has taste.

92
00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,767
If only you could
design the costumes.

93
00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,469
Ooh.

94
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Oh, come on, Harper.

95
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Volunteer is the right thing
to do.

96
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I believe the children are
our future.

97
00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,110
Calm down, Whitney.

98
00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,545
I'll do it.

99
00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,848
Mm-hmm. Pull those strings,
my little puppet master.

100
00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,651
You know what's really horrible?

101
00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,020
Our set designer also
dropped out.

102
00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,756
What?! The set is the most
important part of any show.

103
00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,625
Of course you know that.

104
00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,493
Set design requires
a true artist.

105
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Like you.
And look at this place.

106
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Boy has taste.

107
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I hear the trap,

108
00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,036
but I'm too flattered
not to fall in it.

109
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I'll do it. Ugh!

110
00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,272
Great. I'm gonna go upstairs
and call Mrs. Decker,

111
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my drama teacher.

112
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Oh, and by the way,

113
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the volunteer who does
the most impressive work

114
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always gets a prize.

115
00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,582
[BOTH]:
Prize?

116
00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:45,285
Wow, this place brings back
so many memories.

117
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And so many rules.

118
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Yep. No laughter
after 9:00 p.m.

119
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Ah. Is it weird to say
that I miss

120
00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,328
her anti-tick shampoo?

121
00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,332
Aw...

122
00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:00,568
It's the locket with
Millicent's baby pics

123
00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,870
before she grew
into her giant head.

124
00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,708
"Gwen and Freddie"?

125
00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,543
Why is she wearing this?

126
00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,913
And why am I talking to myself?

127
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Hmm.

128
00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,684
Lots of questions.

129
00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,588
This is
a disgusting little game.

130
00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:23,323
Mm-hmm, thank you.

131
00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:26,326
Huge news! My costumes are about
to be even more incredible,

132
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because the museum of velvet

133
00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,730
is understandably
going out of business

134
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and donating everything to me.
[laughs]

135
00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:36,970
Huger news: uh, my brain is
donating an amazing idea to me.

136
00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:40,374
The set should be full marble
and sandstone. Booyah!

137
00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,410
Should someone check
on Carly and Gwen

138
00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,277
to make sure
they haven't killed each other?

139
00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:46,780
What am I saying?
Gwen would destroy her.

140
00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,149
You letting her stay
at your place?

141
00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:50,851
Very evolved.

142
00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,820
I didn't expect that from you.

143
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We're co-parenting,

144
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so we've learned to be good
around each other.

145
00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,493
But seeing her again
does make me miss...

146
00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,529
Aw, it's too embarrassing.

147
00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,797
Ooh. Dish.

148
00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,799
Actually, it is a dish.

149
00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:09,036
She used to make
these unbelievable enchiladas.

150
00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:10,771
-Mmm.
-It was her specialty.

151
00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,606
-Gwenchiladas.
-Oh...

152
00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,475
-They're that good?
-Yes.

153
00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,376
That is why I miss Gwen.

154
00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,278
[sighs]:
It's hard to admit,

155
00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,213
but sometimes
I lie awake at night

156
00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,683
imagining what it would be like
to have that again.

157
00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:26,754
Honestly, just talking about it
makes me crave it even more.

158
00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:29,056
I know it's bad
for my heart, but...

159
00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,691
I still want it.

160
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[chuckles]
Sounds pretty cheesy.

161
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[SPENCER]: Why don't you
just say how you feel

162
00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:35,963
and ask her
to recreate the magic?

163
00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,031
[FREDDIE]:
I've hinted at it, but she says

164
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it's really complicated, and I
don't want to pressure her.

165
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[door opens]

166
00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:48,609
Hey. Where's my mom?

167
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Wasting Freddie's water,
taking a shower.

168
00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:54,815
I mean, the landlord pays
for the water, but still,

169
00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,116
the Earth suffers.

170
00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,351
Drop the act.
I know you're friends.

171
00:06:58,452 --> 00:06:59,753
Hey.

172
00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,455
When you guys chat,
does she ever mention

173
00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:05,626
any divorced person she's
romantically interested in?

174
00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:08,095
You mean Freddie?
Why do you ask?

175
00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,730
Because I just
overheard him talking

176
00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,499
about how much he misses my mom.

177
00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,233
So weird, right?

178
00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,335
Yeah. Very weird.

179
00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,606
You know something.

180
00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:19,973
Nuh-uh.

181
00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:21,842
My baby locket.

182
00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,044
Don't open it.

183
00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,412
Whoa.

184
00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,147
Do you think they want
to get back together?

185
00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,149
Aw, who cares?
I'm getting them back together

186
00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,784
whether they want to or not.

187
00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,153
We shouldn't interfere.

188
00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,890
Unless we should.

189
00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,392
No, we don't want
to manipulate them.

190
00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:42,062
Unless we do.

191
00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,365
-You make good points.
-Yep.

192
00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,606
So, you're hooking up
two people

193
00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,742
who already gave it a shot
and got divorced?

194
00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,244
You're like
the worst dating app ever.

195
00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:58,546
Worse than the one you tried

196
00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,848
for people
who look like celebrities?

197
00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,015
Doppelbanger?

198
00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,183
Michael B. Jordan.

199
00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,752
More like Michael B. Ugly.

200
00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:08,756
But making Ethiopian food
to recreate their first date?

201
00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:11,458
Why are you working so hard
on this parent trap?

202
00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:14,562
It's not a parent trap.
It's a parent suggestion.

203
00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:16,496
-Mm.
-Gwen's back at her apartment

204
00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,866
dealing with the whole
burst pipe situation.

205
00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:21,168
She thinks after that she's
gonna have a relaxing evening

206
00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,435
with her daughter.

207
00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,104
But I guess the joke's
on her, huh?

208
00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,907
Exactly. 'Cause Millicent's
gonna come to our place

209
00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,208
for a sleepover.

210
00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,911
I just know how devastated
Freddie was When Gwen left.

211
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,913
If there's a chance
she wants him back,

212
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,583
the least I could do is put them
alone in a room together.

213
00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:38,886
Alone? Aren't you forgetting
about someone?

214
00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,422
[shudders]:
No. I remembered.

215
00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,893
Who's ready for a slumber party?

216
00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:49,096
And look, I had a puzzle made
of Freddie doing a puzzle.

217
00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,731
[chuckles]
Nifty, huh?

218
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,733
I told myself
I have to finish tonight,

219
00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:56,169
or something horrible
would happen to him.

220
00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:59,840
Okay, I'm sleeping at
Michael B. Ugly's house tonight.

221
00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:07,380
Wow, Mrs. B.,
that was a really fun game

222
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,482
of Befriend, Marry, Scold.

223
00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,018
[laughs]:
Thank you.

224
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:14,387
You know, girls,
this may surprise you, but...

225
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:18,058
I have never been asked
to a sleepover.

226
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,328
What?!

227
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:24,231
Millicent, can you believe that?

228
00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,498
I cannot.

229
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:29,637
It seems impossible that
that is possible.

230
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,772
Puzzle time!
I separated the pieces

231
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:37,244
into several piles:
freckles, dimples and skin tags.

232
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,914
I don't see any pieces
with facial stubble.

233
00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,984
I know.
I had them photoshopped smooth.

234
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,554
Ah! Puzzle piece cut!

235
00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,923
Not to worry--
I have miles of gauze.

236
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,025
BRB.

237
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,964
Good thing I brought
my mini first aid kit.

238
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,104
Ugh! This better be worth it.

239
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,806
I was gonna read a book tonight.

240
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,140
Magazine.

241
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,475
On your phone.

242
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,844
Probably the audio version.

243
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,113
It's still words.

244
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,548
Trust me, we got this.

245
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,453
Oh, my God. Do you have a date?

246
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,455
Is she here right now?

247
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,792
Yup. Apparently, she's you.

248
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,426
What?

249
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,228
Oh.

250
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,596
"Dear parental units,

251
00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,598
"wanted to give you
some alone time

252
00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,600
"to reminisce
about the good old days.

253
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,602
"Enjoy dinner
in each other's company.

254
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:38,205
-Love, your little miracle."
-Mm.

255
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,673
"Alone time"?

256
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,274
Why would she even...

257
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,776
Ethiopian food.

258
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,712
She's recreating our first date.

259
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:48,248
Not exactly. You don't have
that stupid soul patch.

260
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,383
And you got rid
of that terrible eyebrow ring.

261
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,386
Not by choice. I was on a dive,
and a barracuda bit it off.

262
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,823
-Nah, yeah, it was super cute.
-Mm-hmm.

263
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:56,824
[chuckles]

264
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,159
So, she's trying to set us up.

265
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,393
This is awkward.

266
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,395
[sighs]
Actually, it's perfect.

267
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,734
There's something
I've been meaning to tell you.

268
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,239
[exhales]

269
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,307
[voice squeaks]:
Okay, shoot.

270
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,776
I'll say this,

271
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,611
your dad has lovely pores.

272
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,148
Why are we doing this puzzle
when we could be spying

273
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,582
on my parents?

274
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,284
I know. It's killing me.

275
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,319
Dare we take a sneak peek?

276
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,455
Oh, we dare.

277
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,091
Oh, good, you're already here.

278
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,260
I need to measure
the circumference of your head.

279
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,095
It's a very normal size.

280
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,564
-Hmm, that's not what
this tape measurer says. -Hey.

281
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,100
I'm making hats
for everyone in the play.

282
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,802
Or you can go ahead
and tell them to give me

283
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,971
the prize now, that's cool.

284
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,472
Thanks, okay.

285
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,074
-Come on.
-Aah!

286
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,009
-What...?
-Life-changing announcement!

287
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,577
That prize is mine.

288
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,880
The sandstone I was gonna use
is too heavy,

289
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,816
so I'm switching
to a lighter medium.

290
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,785
Toast.

291
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,153
It looks like stones,
but it's light and easy to move.

292
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,822
Ring, ring, ring! Uh, hello?

293
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,457
Creativity Monthly? Why, yes,
I will be on your cover!

294
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,760
Click!

295
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,729
"Toast"? You can't build
a set out of toast.

296
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,432
Not the time to ask for details
from the weirdos.

297
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,035
Is what I would say
on opposite day.

298
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,469
Toast is great.

299
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,205
Go toast! Bye.

300
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,472
Hey, where are you two going?

301
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,707
It's time to "puzz" it up,

302
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,409
and I'm down a finger!

303
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,711
Spencer will help you.

304
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,646
-(mouths)
-He's the best at puzzles.

305
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,148
Isn't that right, Harper?

306
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,818
He's the best at nothing.

307
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,622
Yeah, I already got
one of Freddie's weird eyes.

308
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,724
I found his cowlick!
I found his cowlick!

309
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,827
After Millicent's father
passed away,

310
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:43,163
I never thought I'd meet someone
who loved her as much as me.

311
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,866
Mmm, "as much as I do."

312
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,535
I see why you divorced me.

313
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,670
Well... now it's time

314
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,639
for me to divorce somebody else.

315
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,674
Wait, that came out weird.

316
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,044
Uh... I'm seeing someone.

317
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,512
No!

318
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,348
I'm just kidding.

319
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,483
[both laugh]

320
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,486
Honestly, I'm-I'm happy for you.

321
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,821
Thanks.

322
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,792
[whispers] It's working.

323
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,895
We both knew this was
bound to happen.

324
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,064
We knew, too, we knew, too.

325
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,232
-The only part I'm worried
about is Millicent. -Mm.

326
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,201
Maybe this is
just too much for her.

327
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,104
I wish I had a way to know
how she's gonna react.

328
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,006
Well, should we go talk
to her right now?

329
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:30,310
No, I need to gauge her moods
over the next week.

330
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,846
Maybe even over the next year.

331
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,083
Aw, you're such a planner.

332
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,551
This is why
I fell in love with you.

333
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,354
Methinks I can speed
this process along.

334
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,024
I must away.

335
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,699
* *

336
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,869
Hey, guys.

337
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,605
Harper, I thought
you'd be wearing a costume.

338
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,541
I know you love
a Ren fair wench moment.

339
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:04,945
Hmm. Mrs. Decker said it would
"steal focus from the children."

340
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,214
Because my costumes are
too good.

341
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,982
Really? She didn't say anything
about my sets.

342
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,484
-Aw.
-'Cause she was speechless!

343
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,054
Okay, I'm gonna go find
our little star.

344
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,555
-Who?
-Who?

345
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,090
Millicent.

346
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,959
The entire reason
we're all here.

347
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:22,429
-Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, that's why I'm here.

348
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,233
[laughs]

349
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,201
Oh, program, Mrs. Benson?

350
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,470
Inside is a QR code
you can scan with your phone

351
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,073
to vote for which aspect
of the show you like the best--

352
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,342
the sets or the costumes!

353
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,077
But why wait till after the show
to fill it out?

354
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,311
Just turn down
your phone's brightness

355
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,846
and do it
during the boring parts.

356
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:42,682
My flip phone doesn't have
brightness or a camera.

357
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:46,153
Now hand me my program,
I like to plan my pee breaks.

358
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,758
Mr. Spencer, we have
a problem with the set.

359
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,327
Apparently it's...
[whispers]: falling apart.

360
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,930
-[exclaims] -I'm not surprised
your sets are crummy.

361
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,432
'Cause they're toast. [laughs]

362
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,002
Oh, are you playing
a court jester?

363
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,370
'Cause this is serious!

364
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,073
Don't worry. I'll fix it.

365
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,840
I'm gonna need
some peanut butter, stat!

366
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,409
To stick the toast together?

367
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,678
I was just hungry,
but that's a great idea!

368
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,580
Move it!

369
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,984
Ah, there you are.

370
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,619
I can't believe you're gonna do
a grand romantic gesture

371
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,054
after your scene.

372
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,355
Do you want to run through
what you're gonna say?

373
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,324
Oh, sure,
I'll say something like,

374
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,559
"Thank you
for that thunderous applause.

375
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,096
A standing O?
That's unexpected."

376
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,797
Okay, rein it in, Meryl.

377
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,632
Get to the part
about your parents.

378
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,101
Oh, right.

379
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:37,437
"This scene was dedicated
to two star-crossed lovers.

380
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,506
"My loving parents
Freddie and Gwen.

381
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,176
"You've managed to do what
Romeo and Juliet never could.

382
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,646
I'm so happy you two are getting
back together."

383
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,849
Wow.

384
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,784
That is really effective.

385
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,654
You know what,
bring it in, little sis.

386
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,689
Don't push it.

387
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,430
-So I was thinking.
-Hmm?

388
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,033
Sea turtles never worry about
telling their kids anything.

389
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,668
They just bury their eggs in
the sand and run away forever.

390
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,338
You think that could work
in this situation?

391
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,940
-Probably.
-Okay.

392
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,076
Hey, Freddie. Gwen.

393
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,844
What are you guys talking about?

394
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,780
We're trying to figure out how
to have a talk with Millicent.

395
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,382
Oh, really?

396
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,584
What's the topic
of conversation?

397
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,619
Well, it's
kind of personal, but...

398
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,988
I already know what it is.
Are you proud of me?

399
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,557
I'm proud of me.

400
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,659
Wait, you know about Ernie?

401
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,594
Wait, what?

402
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,995
Who's Ernie?

403
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,730
He's Gwen's new boyfriend.

404
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,666
And don't worry about it,
Carly, I'm fine.

405
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,301
She told me
about him over dinner.

406
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,270
You have a boyfriend
and you didn't tell me?

407
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,471
But we're friends.

408
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,406
Whoa! Wait, hold up.

409
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,175
You guys are friends?

410
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,342
Since when?

411
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,478
Since always.

412
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,147
I just didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

413
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,015
Why would I be hurt?

414
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,517
Remember a few months ago

415
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,352
when I told you I was visiting
my dad in Italy?

416
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,987
-Yeah.
-Zanzibar.

417
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,522
(gasps)

418
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,391
Did she let you swim
with the turtles?

419
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,626
Ate right out of my hand.

420
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,261
Oh!

421
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,797
Yeah, okay... this hurts.

422
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,400
Wait, if you're dating
some guy named Ernie,

423
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,568
then why was Freddie's picture
in your locket?

424
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,171
It's a present for Millicent
to help break the news.

425
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,006
I put pictures
of Freddie and me in it,

426
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,742
so she'd always have both of us
close to her heart.

427
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,745
Oh, my God, Millicent!
I-I got to go.

428
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,514
Excuse me. Sorry!

429
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,383
-Excuse me.
-[music playing]

430
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:35,188
Hear ye, hear ye and welcome.

431
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,490
Our first scene is
in fair Verona.

432
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,171
If your child has
a peanut allergy,

433
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,739
please avoid this area

434
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:56,576
or there will be much ado
about anaphylactic shock.

435
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,879
And now Romeo and Juliet.

436
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,014
[applause]

437
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,752
O Romeo!

438
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,721
Romeo!
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

439
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:12,859
Deny thy father
and refuse thy name.

440
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,799
What's in a name?

441
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,635
That which we call a rose
by any other name

442
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,771
would smell as sweet...

443
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,038
Psst!

444
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,341
Don't do it!

445
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,810
At the end!

446
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,447
Romeo, doff thy name,

447
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,849
and for that name
which is no part of thee,

448
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,286
take all myself.

449
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,094
Oh, no. This can't be good.

450
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,596
Shh!

451
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,864
My granddaughter is acting.

452
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,402
Hear ye, hear ye!

453
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,271
I cometh from the future.

454
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,939
That is

455
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:04,110
why forth I hath
this strange outfit.

456
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,279
Uh-huh. Thou art not

457
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,515
the man I was expecting.

458
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,918
I bring news, my fairest Juliet.

459
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,387
You know that plan-eth

460
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,957
thou haveth
when thy scene is doneth?

461
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,959
Don't do it... eth.

462
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,162
[MILLICENT]: Just tell me
what news thou hast for me,

463
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,565
annoying traveler!

464
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,035
Your mom and Freddie aren't
getting back together.

465
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,438
-Wha...?
-What?

466
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,374
Ooh!

467
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,810
Uh, five-second rule.

468
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,314
Oh, okay, we're going

469
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,950
to take a short intermission.

470
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,253
[whispers]: Close the curtains,
close the curtains.

471
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,455
[scattered applause]

472
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,765
I can't believe nobody voted
in our QR poll.

473
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,099
Yeah.

474
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,568
'Cause the QR code you made
is just a link

475
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,169
to the IHOP menu!

476
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,971
I want that prize!

477
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,640
I'm not supposed to say
anything, but Millicent told me

478
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,677
it's a companion falcon
for my main man Jericho.

479
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,245
What?! She told me it was

480
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,514
the Alexander McQueen
armadillo boots Lady Gaga wore

481
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:17,149
in her groundbreaking
music video "Bad Romance."

482
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,252
Just spitballing here,
but you don't think Millicent

483
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,521
just made up the prize,
knowing how competitive we get,

484
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,922
so that we'd drop everything
and do stuff

485
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,891
for her children's drama club,
do you?

486
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,326
-No.
-Nah.

487
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,861
-Actually, that totally
checks out. -Yeah.

488
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,229
Mr. Spencer,

489
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,198
Ms. Harper, the principal
would like to see you.

490
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,667
-Oh, no, we're in trouble.
-You're in trouble.

491
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,669
-I bet you I'm gonna get
those boots! -No, no, no.

492
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,875
I love it. Thank you.

493
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,446
You sure you're not upset that
we're not getting back together?

494
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,615
A little. I mean...

495
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,249
who wouldn't want
their family back together?

496
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,985
See, that's the thing--
we may not live together,

497
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,622
but we're still a family
and we're always gonna be.

498
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,392
I do like having
two Christmases and birthdays.

499
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,660
Wait.

500
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,462
If both of you marry
other people,

501
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,130
then get divorced again,
would that mean

502
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,666
that I get four Christmases
and birthdays?

503
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,167
(Freddie and Gwen laugh)

504
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,803
Is there a reality show
that can speed this up?

505
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,540
Looks like all
of Millicent's scheming

506
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,142
that I had very little to do
with was worth it.

507
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,245
Carly, there you are.

508
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,847
I had so much fun
at our sleepover

509
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,715
that I don't think
I can sleep tonight,

510
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,217
not without another long hang.

511
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,354
Just us chicas.

512
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,288
I'll be by later
with my first aid kit

513
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,458
and some homemade dental floss.

514
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:33,460
See you then.

515
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,967
-* We're winners *
-* Winners *

516
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,269
-[SPENCER]: * Winners. *
-What's with the blue ribbons?

517
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,671
Oh, it's a participation ribbon.

518
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,038
Everybody gets one.

519
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,740
Including me.

520
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,376
That's it? That's the prize?

521
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,578
It's a public school.
There's no budget for prizes.

522
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,112
I'm shocked
there was even a play.

523
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,515
These ribbons weren't
the only prize, Fredd-o.

524
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,550
-Mm-hmm.
-I'm not sure how it happened,

525
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,085
but Harper and I
have been appointed

526
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,453
co-chairs of the PTA.

527
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,355
Yeah!

528
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,056
The Parent Teacher Association?

529
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,224
-Yeah!
-Yep!

530
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,793
For parents and teachers.

531
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:07,827
-[grunts]
-Right?

532
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,762
Of which you are neither.

533
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:12,198
-You got it! [laughs]
-[grunts]

534
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,766
Amazing!

535
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,002
The school was desperate.
No one else volunteered.

536
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:20,139
Ms. Carly? The principal would
like to see you next.

537
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,341
Oh, of course, Olive.

538
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,411
Did I get
a cool blue ribbon, too?

539
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,413
No. You ruined the play.

540
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,581
You're in big trouble,
young lady.

541
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:33,520
[all oohing]