1 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,530 Seriously, Harper? 2 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,923 Our apartment looks like Forever 21 on Black Friday. 3 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,708 I'm working on my lookbook. 4 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,710 I snagged an interview for a styling job 5 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:16,929 with the fifth runner-up from RuPaul's Drag Race. 6 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:19,932 Oh, then you actually need more boas. 7 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,325 I'm really excited for you, but it feels like 8 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:22,892 a new lookbook every day. 9 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:24,328 How much longer is this gonna take? 10 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:25,764 How much longer is it gonna take 11 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:27,331 for me to make my dreams come true 12 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:28,985 so I can leave my dead-end job? 13 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,596 I don't know, but I'll keep youposted. 14 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:37,080 Well, can we at least move these boots 15 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:41,084 into my closet, 'cause I am obsessed with them. 16 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:43,173 Look, I'm sorry, but it's hard when I don't have 17 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:46,916 my own dedicated workspace to destroy. 18 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:50,485 Ladies, may I present the latest Sunshine Girl, 19 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:52,356 Millicent Mitchell. 20 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,619 -[BOTH]: Aw. -[CARLY]: Oh, my God. 21 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:57,013 -She's so cute. -So adorable. 22 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,408 I don't need compliments. I need a way out of this. 23 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,105 Look, it's gonna be great. 24 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,586 You'll get to do activities with kids your own age, 25 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:07,328 earn badges, and, the best part? 26 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:09,243 You and I will get to spend a lot more time together. 27 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:11,593 If you want to hang out more, just ask, 28 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:14,596 so I can try to pencil you in. 29 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:19,296 [exhales] Is it just me, or is life grand? 30 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,124 Somebody's wearing the clothes he had on yesterday. 31 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,821 Are you doing the walk of sh... 32 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:24,214 Shame we can't stay. 33 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:26,869 [MILLICENT]: Stop impeding my education. 34 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,393 So what happened to you? You meet a lady? 35 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:31,439 Way more probable, he thought that shirt and tie combo 36 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:32,875 was cute enough to repeat. 37 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:34,094 [whispers]: It isn't. 38 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:36,357 I did meet a lady. 39 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,142 I was at the art gallery gushing over my own sculpture 40 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:41,492 and there she was: Argenthina. 41 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:45,017 She's fan-thastic. And she gave me this tie. 42 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:46,845 I try to avoid complimenting men, 43 00:01:46,889 --> 00:01:48,412 but leopard is my favorite neutral. 44 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,022 Homegirl got taste. 45 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:51,372 [CARLY]: Hey, Spencer, 46 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:52,895 how do you feel about Harper 47 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:54,592 sharing your studio with me so she can put 48 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:57,160 all of her looks in a book instead of our living room? 49 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,641 -Mm... -It's Black History Month, so you have to say yes. 50 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,556 Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:02,992 ♪ I know 52 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:04,515 ♪ You see 53 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:06,996 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 54 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:10,086 ♪ And be so wonderful 55 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,785 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 56 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:16,048 ♪ It's your time to be 57 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:19,095 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 58 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,706 ♪ And the time to see the brighter side ♪ 59 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:25,057 ♪ Of every situation 60 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:26,711 ♪ Some things are meant to be 61 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:30,150 ♪ So give your best and leave the rest to me. ♪ 62 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:36,025 This is great. 63 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,158 Two modern women, working side by side, 64 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,682 creating art that will change the world. 65 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:42,640 I'm editing a video where I see how many marshmallows 66 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,294 I can fit in my mouth. 67 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:47,036 Spoiler, it's more than you think. 68 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:49,343 I'm gonna put my headphones on. 69 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:50,953 Let me know if you need anything. 70 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,177 One mallow! 71 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:00,005 Two mallow! 72 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,139 Three mallow! [laughs] 73 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:08,275 Oh, my God, this is even funnier than when I filmed it! 74 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:10,059 Is it? 75 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:20,374 Uh... Harper? 76 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,332 I love a spa trip as much as the next girl, 77 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,682 but the steam's kind of killing me. 78 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:28,033 Oh, am I harshing your "mallow"?! 79 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,905 I see what you did there, but joke's on you, 80 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,559 'cause I'm totally gonna use that. 81 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,041 -And now a toast. -Ah. 82 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:40,481 To chance encounters and exploiting opportunities. 83 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:42,265 My darling Argenthina. 84 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:44,311 To getting lost in your eyes, 85 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:47,575 and then somehow finding my way out through your ears. 86 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:50,012 -Or possibly your nostrils. -Please stop. 87 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:52,667 Ooh, that reminds me. 88 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:56,366 I brought you a little gift. 89 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:57,933 Is that a pterodactyl egg? 90 00:03:57,976 --> 00:03:59,935 You're the one who outbid me on eBay? 91 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,024 [chuckles] No, it's a digital assistant. 92 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,852 Introduce yourself. 93 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:06,681 Good evening, I'm Mr. Spencer Shay. 94 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,160 [DEVICE] [Argentina's voice]: You need a mint. 95 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:10,293 Now ordering breath mints. 96 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,991 -Wait, that's your voice! -I do the voice. 97 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:17,431 You know, this apartment just looks so familiar. 98 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:19,084 Wait. 99 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:21,957 Never mind, I know. I've seen it on iCarly. 100 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,175 You watch iCarly? 101 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:25,265 -I watch everything. -Oh. 102 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:27,354 You know, Maybe if Carly's lucky, we'll meet someday. 103 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:29,921 [HARPER]: Take your marshmallows and stuff them. 104 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:32,272 -That's what I was doing. -Ooh, sick comeback. 105 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:34,099 I'll come up with a better one in the shower. 106 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:35,492 -You better not. I need to pee when you're in there! -Ladies, 107 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:36,885 ladies. 108 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,408 What is going on? 109 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:40,976 [BOTH]: She started it. What? No, you started it. 110 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:43,326 Okay. Finger-pointing and speaking in unison 111 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:44,762 won't solve anything. 112 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,286 Who's she? 113 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,766 Yeah. Who is she? 114 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,551 She's the woman I'm trying to be on a date with. 115 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,814 -This is... -Argenthina Woolridge. 116 00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:55,338 Harvard and MIT graduate, Forbeslist of women 117 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:59,560 with unlisted ages and founder of LeapIN. 118 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:00,996 Ooh, the trampoline place? 119 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:02,563 I thought you needed a kid to go there. 120 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:05,217 No, it's a ladies-only coworking space 121 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:08,395 meant to propel women into corporate powerhouses. 122 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:10,266 And we have a juice bar. 123 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,399 -Wow, we could really use that. -Mm-hmm. 124 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:14,357 I love juice and if we work together for one more minute, 125 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,359 -I'm gonna kill her. -Girl, I have a black belt. 126 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:18,927 -Yeah, from Prada. -Ooh, drag me. 127 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:21,886 Well, we're having a prospective members salon this weekend. 128 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:23,148 You should come by and check it out. 129 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:25,325 Okay, they'll be there. 130 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,196 Now can you please be anywhere else? 131 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:30,373 -So great meeting you. -Yeah. See you at the salon. 132 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,336 Okay. Now, where were we? 133 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,947 [DEVICE]: Recommence flirting. 134 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,905 -Isn't she great? -Yeah. 135 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,041 Who wants lemonade? 136 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,565 You girls must be tired from all that vision-boarding. 137 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:51,307 Mr. Benson, we don't use the word "girls." 138 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,569 But you're called the Sunshine Girls. 139 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,963 Not if we win our class-action lawsuit. 140 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:59,228 Okay, let's see how you guys have mapped out your dreams. 141 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:01,361 Olive, we'll start with you. 142 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,101 Miss Kiki, I made a rainbow. 143 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:05,626 It represents community and unity. 144 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:06,975 Ugh, how derivative. 145 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:09,194 Great job, Olive. 146 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:12,502 I think that deserves some sunbeam fingers. 147 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,112 [all shrieking] 148 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:17,464 So, Millicent, what's on your board? 149 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:20,292 A penthouse condo, a pyramid made of gold bricks 150 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,686 and a life insurance policy. 151 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:26,342 You know, in case something "happens" to my future spouse. 152 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,867 I also drew a heart. 153 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,478 -[all shrieking] -[laughs] 154 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,437 Hey, I think the pyramid's awesome. 155 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:35,830 [KIKI]: You know what I heart? 156 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:38,485 Our annual fudge ball sale. 157 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,617 -What's that? -It's our biggest fundraiser. 158 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:42,097 Ooh, I do like funds. 159 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,403 Ooh, well, the money goes to corporate. 160 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:46,318 But you get something even better. 161 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:47,755 A badge. 162 00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:51,323 [chuckles] Look, Kiki, that's not gonna cut it. 163 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:53,674 If I do the work, I should get paid. 164 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,284 That's my girl. 165 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:58,461 I mean, young person. 166 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:00,463 Well, maybe one day you can start your own club 167 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,857 and make whatever rules you want. 168 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,990 That's the smartest thing you've ever said, Kiki. 169 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:08,340 I'll sell my own fudge balls. 170 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:10,865 Then you will be hearing from our lawyers. 171 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:13,258 Then we will be selling something else. 172 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:21,353 A leap is a group of leopards, hence the decor. 173 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:24,269 As you can see, it's an ideal workspace 174 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:27,055 where you can dip in for an hour between meetings. 175 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:30,450 Not to mention the member closet you can borrow clothes from. 176 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:33,191 It's purr-fect for a lookbook. [laughs] 177 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:35,455 What is in this green juice? 178 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,021 You thought of everything. 179 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,936 Podcast studio, conference rooms, 180 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,590 meditation labyrinth. 181 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:44,507 Embroidery class, puppy rental for dating profile pics, 182 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,335 bra concierge. 183 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:48,642 What are those? 184 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:51,340 Oh, that is a Femi-nest. 185 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:53,342 Trademarked, patent pending. 186 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:56,606 So often women are told we can't express our aspirations. 187 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:59,348 In the nest, you scream them out. 188 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:00,784 It's incredibly transgressive. 189 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,918 But they're also soundproof, so it's not rude. 190 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:06,050 Go ahead, give it a spin. 191 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:09,401 Oh, I'd love to, but one time I was getting an MRI, 192 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,796 and the technician forgot about me, so I'm good. 193 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,364 Harper hates small spaces, too, so she's not gonna want to... 194 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:17,714 Ooh! This is just like Brookstone. 195 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,368 See you! 196 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,413 I'll go grab some membership forms. 197 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:23,807 Carly? 198 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,417 Toji? 199 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,594 I haven't seen you in months at yoga. 200 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:28,812 Yeah, I've been taking class here. 201 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:29,987 Are you thinking about joining? 202 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,511 Uh, maybe. It seems kind of fun. 203 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:34,514 Oh, it is. I live for LeapIN. 204 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,561 -Don't do it. -Don't do what? 205 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:42,260 Don't leap in. 206 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:43,566 [HARPER]: Wow. 207 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,263 I feel a sense of calm and moral clarity 208 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,309 I've never experienced before. 209 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:48,832 I'm leaping all the way in. 210 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,404 Toji, tell Harper what you just said. 211 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,840 -Before you sign up, you... -Here we go. 212 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,581 Dip in for an hour between meetings. 213 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,931 Toji, aren't you late for yoga? 214 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,717 -Thank you for the feedback. -[laughs softly] 215 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,937 Harper, what do you think? 216 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:10,114 I'm thinking, do you take Amex? 217 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:11,551 Exclusively. 218 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:14,118 Here is a membership form and you can keep the pen. 219 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:16,904 -Thank you. -Carly, how about you? 220 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:20,385 No, that's cool. I'm good for pens. 221 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:23,780 If you don't join, you'll never see Harper again. 222 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:26,130 'Cause she'll be so busy here at LeapIN. 223 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,743 Yeah, but I don't need a workspace. 224 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,005 I can just use the studio where I shoot. 225 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:33,050 iCarly? Three million subscribers, 226 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:37,446 60% women in the coveted 18-to-49 demographic? 227 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,621 How did you know that? 228 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,014 I know my metrics. 229 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:42,277 I'd love to be on your show. 230 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,541 I could do Thursday at 2:00, or you could come here, 231 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,542 which would be better for me. 232 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,109 [chuckles] Yeah. 233 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:51,591 I'll definitely be voluntarily coming back here. 234 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,810 [chuckles] 235 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:59,207 Great job, Olive. A hundred more like that 236 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,688 and you'll earn yourself a three-minute bathroom break. 237 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:04,212 Don't need one. I'm wearing a diaper. 238 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,606 Love the work ethic. 239 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,870 Wow. Looks great in here. 240 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,915 Everybody's on task, I got a clipboard. 241 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,439 And I filed for an LLC. 242 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:17,660 What? Millicent's Minions? 243 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:20,358 Love. Take that, Miss Kiki. 244 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:23,840 Oh, we are gonna out-cute, outsmart and outsell 245 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,147 those sunny little goodie-goodies. 246 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,496 No offense, Olive. 247 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:30,760 None taken. Already burned my uniform. 248 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,719 Hey, that reminds me. I went ahead 249 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,590 and optimized our website for mobile, 250 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,939 but what's our growth strategy? 251 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,419 You know? Let's talk marketing. 252 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,421 Do we have a logo? 253 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:42,903 Looks like Millicent's Minions has found its secret ingredient. 254 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:43,686 Revenge? 255 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,340 Yes. And you. 256 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:49,649 Congrats, you're my new CDO: chief dad officer. 257 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,042 Did you just called me "Dad"? 258 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,784 Calm down, there were two other words in there. 259 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,660 I told the Femi-nest I wanted to build my styling website 260 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:04,272 and then I got an ad for a class on how to build a website. 261 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:07,014 Now, tell me I didn't womanifest that. 262 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,320 You didn't womanifest that. 263 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,583 There's just something off about LeapIN. 264 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,935 Oh, 'cause Toji cried? She cried when a Popsicle was over. 265 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:18,460 Yeah. Maybe you're right and I'm just overreacting. 266 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,027 Of course I'm right. 267 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,506 And look on the bright side. 268 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,117 Now I can work on my lookbook at LeapIN, 269 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,685 and our apartment will finally be clean. 270 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,950 Or not. 271 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,952 Sorry, we needed more counter space. 272 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,605 And these are gluten-free with leopard spots? 273 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,564 What do you think, I started this business yesterday? 274 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,479 You did start yesterday. 275 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,829 Cupcakes for my lady. She's celiac. 276 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,051 This is all for the Sunshine Girls? 277 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:47,445 Nope. ♪ Millicent's Minions. 278 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:50,361 We started our own business to outsell the Sunshine Girls. 279 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:53,234 We're bonding. She even called me the D-word. 280 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,365 Dumbass? 281 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,758 No. Dad. 282 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,760 We're really connecting. 283 00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,980 Great news. 284 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,504 I just came up with a new cupcake flavor. 285 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,245 Peanut butter crunch. 286 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,637 Ooh, do you have any idea how many people 287 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:06,987 have a peanut allergy? 288 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,293 You might as well call them murder-cakes. 289 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,339 -Well, I also came up with a new logo. -Oh. 290 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,386 Uh, it looks like it was designed by an 11-year-old. 291 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,692 It was. 292 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,085 Aw. 293 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,478 Oh, I am putting this on the fridge. 294 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:21,741 But not the box. 295 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:29,661 Carly, I'm so glad you decided to give LeapIN another chance. 296 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:33,187 Me, too. Honestly, I feel kind of silly for being so paranoid. 297 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:36,190 -This flower-arranging class is fun. -Mm. 298 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:39,193 And finally, a pop of red at the center 299 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:42,631 for the heart chakra and blood oaths. 300 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:45,460 Fun, and now alarming. 301 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,679 I'll come around and check on everyone's progress. 302 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:50,813 Oh, my God. Carly Shay 303 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,076 -from iCarly?-Are you thinking of joining LeapIN? 304 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,686 It would be so perfect for you. 305 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,123 -Because you could just dip in. -For an hour. 306 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,342 [BOTH]: Between meetings. 307 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,040 I keep hearing that. 308 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,781 Harper loves it here. 309 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,740 Last night's 3:00 a.m. hot yoga session changed her life. 310 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,959 -Mm-hmm. -Wait, what? 311 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,656 Uh, you were here until 3:00 a.m. 312 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,136 working on your lookbook? 313 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:12,835 Uh, yeah. Like Argenthina always says, work hard... 314 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,794 [ALL]: Work harder. 315 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,405 Oh, beautiful work, Harper. 316 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:20,843 Oh, here, let me show you how to tie off your bouquet. 317 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,106 You see, flowers are like women. 318 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,892 Individually they're pretty, but useless. 319 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,677 As a group, they're vibrant. 320 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,680 Thriving. Beautiful. 321 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,116 Are you okay? 322 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,554 Hands don't actually need circulation. 323 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,947 Yum. Juice. 324 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:42,212 So, Carly, have you reconsidered joining? 325 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,824 Uh, you've given me a lot to process. 326 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,087 In fact, I need to talk to Harper. 327 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,002 Oh, well, the nests offer excellent privacy. 328 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,047 There's also that super secret room. 329 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,658 My office? No one is allowed in there. 330 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,182 We'll be over here. 331 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,665 Secret rooms? Middle-of-the-night athletics? 332 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,973 Those freaky pod things? This place is a cult. 333 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,454 Yeah, but not like a "cult" cult. 334 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,935 It's a fun one, like a fancy stationary bike 335 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,632 or an overpriced improv class. 336 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,852 -Plus, you can... -If you say "dip in for an hour 337 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:13,983 between meetings," I will slap you. 338 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,506 Argenthina was right. 339 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,247 Your negativity is holding me back, 340 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,770 and I will not stand for it any longer. 341 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,250 Now if you will excuse me, 342 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,861 I'm gonna go stock up on DivaCups. 343 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,514 They're unlimited here. 344 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:26,866 The whole point of a DivaCup is you only need one. 345 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,174 -[whirring] -[door opens] 346 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:34,047 We need to talk. Now. 347 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,353 -Cool box. -Hey, thanks. 348 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,703 I'm just packing up a sculpture for LeapIN. 349 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:42,185 Damn it, Argentina is manipulating everyone. 350 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,274 Manipulating? More like helping. 351 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:47,408 The other day my accountant says I needs tax write-offs. 352 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:50,237 The next thing I knew, Argenthina says I can donate 353 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,501 one of my sculptures to LeapIN, as a tax write-off. 354 00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,155 And you don't think that's a little convenient? 355 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,505 It's like she's always one step ahead. 356 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,289 Calm down, Nancy Drew. 357 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,292 I'll have you know Nancy Drew had successful books, 358 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,207 a number of television spin-offs 359 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,514 and could easily do the work of two Hardy Boys. 360 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,778 So, thank you for the compliment. 361 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:12,172 There's something up with Argentina and those nests, 362 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,000 and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. 363 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,929 [beeps] 364 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,321 Carly? 365 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,846 Yep. It's me. [chuckles] 366 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,153 I'm just stretching. 367 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:40,243 You are literally the healthiest person I know. 368 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,028 [CELESTE]: And you're back. 369 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,377 Does that mean you're joining LeapIN? 370 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,553 Uh, thinking about it. It'd be so nice 371 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,686 to just dip in for an hour between meetings. 372 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,949 [BOTH]: Exactly. 373 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:55,215 Quick question, do you guys have a lost and found? 374 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,738 Yeah, it's all the way in the back. 375 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:59,349 Oh, the other day, I left my sweater here. 376 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,699 Oh. I'll go look. What color was it? 377 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,833 It's denim, but also camouflage, 378 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,923 with fringe and neon. 379 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,926 Sounds cute. Give me a minute. 380 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,449 Take all the minutes you need. 381 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,321 And maybe you should help her. 382 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,410 'Cause I'm a Gemini, so it's probably better 383 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,846 if two people go. 384 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,979 That makes so much sense. 385 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,241 [laughs softly] 386 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,377 [beeps] 387 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,038 -You're spying on people. -Carly. 388 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,039 I'm just eavesdropping. 389 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,085 But that's illegal. 390 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,130 Not according to our terms of service. 391 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,871 Nobody reads those things. 392 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,395 What's the problem? Your phone is listening to you. 393 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,441 Social media's listening to you. 394 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,270 Well, yeah, that's 'cause it's trying to sell you some... 395 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:53,186 Oh, God, the nests are mining our data 396 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,057 so you can sell us stuff. 397 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,712 Not me. Corporations who are willing 398 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,322 to pay me for your data. 399 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,933 It's actually a much better business model 400 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,197 than selling an actual product. 401 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,329 I won't let you get away with this. 402 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,809 [laughs] 403 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:10,072 Listen, you little bitch. 404 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,682 I am done asking nicely. 405 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:14,511 Put me on iCarly so I can promote LeapIN. 406 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:17,645 Or what? You won't let me dip in for an hour between meetings? 407 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:18,602 Or... 408 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,302 ...your friend's little lookbook 409 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,434 might disappear off this flash drive. 410 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,959 Fine. But you're driving. 411 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,918 Fun. We can put the top down. 412 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,405 Hey, hey, great news. 413 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,060 The Pear Store approved our app. 414 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,758 Wait, what's going on? Why isn't anybody working? 415 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,499 We're in the middle of a board meeting. 416 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,197 Motion to remove Mr. Benson as acting CDO. 417 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:51,200 -I second that motion. -Great. 418 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,723 You're firing me? 419 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,812 We haven't officially voted yet, and Olive 420 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:58,120 still has to finalize your exit package, but yes. 421 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:02,168 [scoffs] Um, do you girls mind giving us a moment? 422 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,952 You cool, Millicent? 423 00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,823 I'm cool. 424 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,528 [scoffs] What is this all about? 425 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,139 Millicent's Minions was supposed to be about cupcakes 426 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,098 and taking down the Sunshine Girls. 427 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,795 Yeah, and that's what we're doing. 428 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,232 No. That's what you're doing. 429 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,799 You were supposed to help, 430 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:27,062 but instead you took over and got carried away, 431 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,326 and now Olive doesn't have any feeling in her left hand. 432 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:35,157 Oh, man, I'm gonna get another mean voice mail from her mom. 433 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:40,162 [sighs] Look, Millicent, I'm sorry. 434 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,859 I just wanted to spend time with you, 435 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,992 but I didn't even get to do that. 436 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,125 Look, you may not be CDO anymore, 437 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:49,171 but I guess I'll keep you on as my dad. 438 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,740 Dad? 439 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,437 Don't make it weird. 440 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,701 [chuckles, sniffles] Sorry. Okay. Um... 441 00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,269 Good luck with your cupcakes. 442 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,792 Oh, no, we're done. 443 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,751 That was gonna be the next item on the agenda. 444 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,927 It's time to pivot to real estate. 445 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,668 It's all about passive income. 446 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,236 How much money do we have in the bank? 447 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:15,893 Spencer? 448 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,330 Hey, Harper. Enjoying flourishing 449 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,158 in your all-women environment? 450 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,377 I was. What are you doing here? 451 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,814 Oh, they gave me a man-pass so I could set up my sculpture. 452 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,773 I just have to stay six feet away from members 453 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,427 and not make a scene. 454 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,080 -Ooh, cucumber water. -[alarm sounding] 455 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,560 [DEVICE]: Caution: man! 456 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,345 -Caution: man! -Get it off! 457 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,521 -Get it off me! -Caution: man! 458 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:38,568 Caution: man! Caution: man! 459 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,918 -Caution... -[alarm stops] 460 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,139 Did I make a scene? 461 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,924 Nah, I'm sure no one noticed. 462 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,665 [gasps] 463 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,058 The secret room. 464 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,366 [laughs]: Ooh. 465 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:56,369 What a fun airport security vibe. 466 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,109 [HARPER]: There's Toji. 467 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:01,156 Why is there a live feed inside the nests? 468 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,028 For safety stuff. Nothing nefarious. 469 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,509 Why is there a live feed of your living room? 470 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,424 Okay, that's a little nefarious. 471 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,861 What's your boyfriend/my brother gonna say about this? 472 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,689 I don't care. 473 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:16,998 I was just using Spencer to get to you and your subscribers. 474 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,217 [HARPER]: Oh, my God. 475 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,609 Carly was right. 476 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,655 All that free eye cream brightened my eyes 477 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,787 but blinded me to the truth. 478 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,225 We got to get to the studio and help her. 479 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,488 Oh, after we grab two green juices for energy. 480 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:31,665 Three. One for Argenthina-- Damn it, I still love her! 481 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,887 Come on. What is taking so long? 482 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,846 [sighs] T-The camera's being weird. 483 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,804 I don't know how to fix it. 484 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,980 My producer Freddie usually does this. 485 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,808 Oh, God, Carly, that's embarrassing, all right? 486 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,637 You really need a man to just turn on a camera? 487 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,379 Carly, we're here to save you. 488 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:52,729 And I didn't get you a green juice. 489 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,209 But you can have mine. 490 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,602 CARLY: No-- Don't give her anything. 491 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,168 She's evil. 492 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,606 Yeah. An evil genius. 493 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,826 Hardly. She's using the nests 494 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,828 to mine data just like every phone does. 495 00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:09,268 Her plan is kind of basic. No offense. 496 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:12,053 [laughs]: Basic? Basic? 497 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:16,492 Okay. Your phone might pick up a random word here and there; 498 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:21,976 my nests record your deepest insecurities, in high-def. 499 00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:25,632 Women are so stupid and malleable, 500 00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,677 once you know what makes them feel bad, 501 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,505 they'll buy anything to fix it. 502 00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:31,681 When I take LeapIN global, 503 00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:34,031 I'll have nests across the world, 504 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:36,686 and it all starts with the three million idiots 505 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,645 who watch your show. 506 00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:41,909 Now, how long before the camera's ready? 507 00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:45,565 Actually, it's been recording this entire time. 508 00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:48,307 Say hi, Argenthina. 509 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,396 You recorded that? 510 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:51,919 Sure did. 511 00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,268 And if you don't want the entire Internet 512 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,791 to know that their "feminist icon" 513 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:57,620 is actually some woman-hating fraud, 514 00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:00,188 then you'll give Harper back her drive right now. 515 00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:02,756 Okay, Nancy Drew. 516 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:05,236 See, Spencer? It is a compliment. 517 00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:10,241 I say we expose Argenthina 518 00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:13,332 with maybe a miniseries on a premium streaming network. 519 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,116 [CARLY]: Ooh, really drag it out. 520 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:18,032 -Ten episodes. Maybe even a second season. -Mm-hmm. Yeah. 521 00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:19,686 Fine. 522 00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:23,603 Delete the footage and I'll give you the drive. 523 00:22:28,825 --> 00:22:31,350 Oh, I'm so happy I got my drive back! 524 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,440 See? It's a little stiletto. 525 00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,659 Just want to put it out there, I don't mind 526 00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:38,313 if you still want to spy on me. 527 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,403 [BOTH]: Spencer. 528 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:47,409 All right, ladies, even though it is a big sacrifice, 529 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:50,064 I am willing to give up my walk-in pantry. 530 00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:51,457 It's not like it was getting any use. 531 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,284 White people don't season their food. 532 00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:55,635 What she meant to say was "thank you." 533 00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:57,376 Ooh, I'm gonna love working here. 534 00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:00,466 Especially 'cause it costs zero dollars. 535 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:02,424 We don't need Argentina or LeapIN. 536 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,470 Wait, is LeapIN bad? 537 00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:08,082 Argentina was using the nests to mine our data. 538 00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,780 Oh, I don't care. I love targeted ads. 539 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,782 That's how I found these clogs. 540 00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:14,523 But you were in tears. 541 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:18,397 Remember? Y-You told me, "don't leap in." 542 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,224 That's 'cause I get free guest passes. 543 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:22,052 Plus, I'm just an emotional person. 544 00:23:22,096 --> 00:23:24,446 [crying softly] Sorry, I'm just thinking about 545 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,840 if I never found the clogs. 546 00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:29,582 Well, you shouldn't pay to be part of a community. 547 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,193 Women should help each other, not profit off each other. 548 00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:33,542 I know that's right. 549 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:35,979 Who's interested in purchasing a time-share 550 00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:38,112 from a female-owned small business? 551 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:39,505 Ooh, me. Sign me up. 552 00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:41,681 Do you take Amex? 553 00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:44,031 That's my young person.