1 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:05,831 - Ooh, pretty. 2 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:07,964 Are these "I love you" flowers, or "I'm sorry" flowers? 3 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:10,662 - They're for you from a fan, which makes them 4 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:12,360 "Please scrub our address from the internet 5 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:16,277 so I can feel safe in my own home" flowers. 6 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:20,672 - "Happy birthday." Nope. 7 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:23,719 - I like flowers. 8 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:26,026 - Okay. 9 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,071 We are all booked for Carly's birthday trip 10 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:30,334 to Snoqualmie Falls. 11 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:31,640 - Yeah! - Woo! 12 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,642 - Snoqualmie Falls birthday trip, yes! 13 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:36,471 You guys are going to have so much fun. Send pics. 14 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:38,168 - You're not coming? 15 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,040 - Carly sends us away every year 16 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,346 because of her evil birthday curse. 17 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:45,306 [together] Ooh. 18 00:00:45,393 --> 00:00:47,351 - Don't know why you guys are doing ghost noises. 19 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:49,919 I'd take a ghost over this curse any day. 20 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:53,183 Ghosts can be hot. Remember Patrick Swayze? 21 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:56,447 - She's had a few minor mishaps on a few July 24ths. 22 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:58,971 - A Few? Minor? 23 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,931 16th birthday, gummy bear lamp, burned down my bedroom. 24 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:05,065 19th, chipped my tooth on a banana, 24th, 25 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,371 got mugged for my Tamagotchi. 26 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,939 I miss you, Kuchipatchi. 27 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:10,983 It's the curse. 28 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,203 [together] Ooh! 29 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,771 - Hey, Freddie, when did you get served your divorce papers 30 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:19,035 for both marriages? 31 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:22,256 - July 24th. I rescind my "woo." 32 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:24,954 - That's why I now spend my birthday alone 33 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:26,956 with a pie and nothing else. 34 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:29,219 [knock at door] 35 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:32,527 If I'm home alone in my pajamas eating soft food with a spoon, 36 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:36,096 there's no way the curse can touch me. 37 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:37,836 - Happy birthday, Carly Shay. 38 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:40,100 - Principal Franklin? Hi. 39 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:43,103 It's so good to see you. 40 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:44,713 Curse. 41 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,672 - ♪ I know you see ♪ 42 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,979 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 43 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:53,765 [together] ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 44 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:57,682 - ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 45 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,380 [together] ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 46 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:02,339 - ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 47 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:04,907 ♪ And the time to see the brighter side ♪ 48 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:08,258 ♪ Of every situation ♪ 49 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:10,130 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 50 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:14,612 ♪ So give me your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 51 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,399 - Why would you do that? We love Principal Franklin. 52 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:21,228 - Him being here can only mean one of two things. 53 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:23,752 There was a clerical error and I didn't actually graduate, 54 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:25,971 or the school burned down and they're trying to pin it on me 55 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:27,843 for leaving sparklers in my locker. 56 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,497 - Oh, get out of the way. 57 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:33,240 - Get out of the way. 58 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:34,676 So sorry about that, Principal Franklin. 59 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:36,634 Please, come in, have a seat. 60 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:40,116 - Don't worry; it's not about the sparklers. 61 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:41,465 - Then what does bring you here 62 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:44,033 so dangerously close to my birthday? 63 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,948 - I come bearing a gift. 64 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:48,037 Remember when Ms. Briggs asked all of her students 65 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,908 to write letters to their future selves 66 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,693 to be delivered on their 27th birthday? 67 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,564 - Oh, yeah, 68 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:54,870 The "Where do you see yourself in 15 years?" thing. 69 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,567 She said she was going to deliver them herself. 70 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:58,613 - Well, she was supposed to, but she canceled 71 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,181 at the last minute. - She twist an ankle? 72 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:03,357 Break a hip? She fall down a well? 73 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:06,098 Please tell me she fell down a well. 74 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,622 - Oh, she's fine. 75 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,276 She just hates you. - Mm, sure. 76 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:11,278 - Yeah, that makes sense. - Here you go. 77 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:12,540 - This is so cool. 78 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:14,106 - She also gave me yours, Freddie. 79 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,760 - But my birthday isn't for several months. 80 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:17,806 - Well, she hates you too. 81 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:20,983 And I'm retired, so I'm only making this trip once. 82 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:22,724 - Well, do you want to be with us while we open these? 83 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:24,116 I'll bet you're dying to hear our letter. 84 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,467 - Oh, Freddie, that's sweet. 85 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:28,208 But I ran into some traffic on the way here, 86 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:31,080 and I got a little nosy, so I'm all caught up. 87 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:33,082 Bye-bye. 88 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:35,563 - It's good to see you. - Bye. 89 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:42,483 - "Hey, Carly Shay. It's me, Carly Shay. 90 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:43,788 "I'm writing this while I wait 91 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,486 for the tether ball court to free up." 92 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:49,968 - Ah, tether ball. The common man's polo. 93 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:51,753 - "Happy birthday. 94 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,538 "Or at least by now I hope you have happy birthdays 95 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:57,149 "and that you found the courage to finally face your fears 96 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:01,980 "and break the birthday curse, because it's been debilitating, 97 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:04,244 "which was this week's vocab word. 98 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,463 "Have fun skydiving from your hover car, 99 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:11,163 my happier future self. Love, Carly." 100 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,949 Poor 12-year-old me; she thought she had it bad, 101 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:16,168 and she hadn't even met the goat yet. 102 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,694 - Goat? - We don't talk about the goat. 103 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:22,653 - Freddie, what's your letter say? 104 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,264 - "Hey, stud. I know you've been partying 105 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:26,483 "like a baller, but you're almost 30 now. 106 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:29,965 "So stop debilitating already. It's time to buckle down, 107 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:32,228 "start a business, and maybe have a kid. 108 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:34,926 "I know it'll be hard to let go of our sick, nasty party past, 109 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:37,886 but it's time to start our next chapter." 110 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:41,411 - Freddie, you're so ahead of schedule; good for you, man. 111 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:43,239 - Yeah, I guess. I mean, my marriages 112 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,676 and the businesses I started were all colossal failures, 113 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,722 and I have nothing to show for it. 114 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:50,725 - Um, hi. 115 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:53,380 - Other than you, the most precious part of my universe, 116 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:57,732 I have wasted my 20s. I forgot to have fun. 117 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,124 - How do you think I feel? 118 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:02,127 I wanted to have fun; I just couldn't. 119 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:06,262 - Dear Spence, you crushed it. 120 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:11,920 - And that's why every dress needs pockets. Okay? 121 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,748 I'm not trying to have my purse strap pull down 122 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:16,925 the side of my dress and expose my bra strap, psh. 123 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:19,710 - You talk a lot. - Oh, thank you. 124 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:22,365 And you're welcome. 125 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:24,062 - Hello, I'll have-- - Hold up. 126 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:28,632 I got to turn these croissants 90 degrees every hour 127 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:32,157 so they get stale at the same pace. 128 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:36,988 People are so impatient. Oh, my God. You're-- 129 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:39,382 - Alexavier, noted fashion photographer, 130 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,863 bocce enthusiast, and all-around standup guy. 131 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:44,866 - Uh-huh. - Oh, you're adorable. 132 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:46,694 I love being recognized. 133 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:48,348 Except when they have a subpoena, and then I'm like, 134 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:51,916 "Alexavier, what a dumb name." What's your name? 135 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,962 - It's... [clears throat] 136 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:56,617 my name... [clears throat] 137 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:59,620 Merffin. - Huh. 138 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,665 Your name tag says Harper, but you know what? 139 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:05,234 Who uses their government name anymore? 140 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:09,630 I'll have a black coffee and an evenly stale croissant. 141 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:12,763 Or should I have the banana bread? 142 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,025 What do you recommend? 143 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:18,813 - Oh, uh...ah. 144 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,859 Okay. 145 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,339 - Oh, wow. 146 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:32,696 Could I get a black coffee, a croissant, 147 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:35,177 and a muscle relaxer for Merffin? 148 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:44,316 - Oh, you overpacking too? 149 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,276 I brought three evening gowns and zero bras. 150 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:50,758 - I want to be ready for anything. Anything. 151 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:54,065 I may want a fall-side margarita. 152 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:56,241 - Where is it? - Wait, stop. 153 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:57,634 - What? - Her secret stash of things 154 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,288 my mom won't allow in our apartment? 155 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,333 - I'm telling you, there isn't one. 156 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,596 - It's in the drawer across from the sink. 157 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,902 - Yeah. - You just made the list. 158 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:06,077 - No! 159 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:13,563 - Ooh, that's a nice touch. You're off the list. 160 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,347 - Yes! 161 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:20,309 - Sugary cereal, nunchucks, a video game where you play 162 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,964 someone playing a violent video game. 163 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,662 [gasps] 164 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:30,188 Ohh. This is perfect. 165 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:31,973 - No, there is nothing sadder 166 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,018 than an adult man on a skateboard. 167 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:36,020 - It's not a skateboard; it's a way of life. 168 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:42,287 Later, haters. 169 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,638 - Hi, Freddie. Bye, Freddie. 170 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,030 [clattering] 171 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,903 - Help me, haters. 172 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,296 - What? He called us haters. 173 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:52,733 - Big announcement. 174 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,996 I'm contemplating dipping my teensiest toe 175 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,738 into the waters of a birthday celebration. 176 00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:59,391 This letter got me thinking. 177 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,350 I need to face my fears and do the hardest thing 178 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:03,526 for a woman in her mid- to late-20s. 179 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,354 Enjoy her birthdays. 180 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:08,313 - Uh, Harper, I eed-nay to alk-tay 181 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:12,840 to ou-yay in the udio-stay. - Okay-kay. 182 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,799 He probably wants to talk about the trip. 183 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,541 - At least I've still got my backup stash in your place. 184 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,282 - I'm sorry, what? 185 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,632 - So you're going to have a birthday party, huh? 186 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,287 That sounds fun. 187 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:29,160 - No. No party. I just want something small. 188 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:31,423 Something like... - A total change of plans. 189 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,643 Snoqualmie is out; surprise party is in, 190 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,167 and we have to make it huge. 191 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:39,214 - This is a huge mistake. She said she wanted 192 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,521 to dip a little toe, not do a belly flop. 193 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,131 - I'm telling you, Carly wants... 194 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:45,437 - A quiet drive through the park. 195 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,484 - Really? With your driving history? 196 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,704 - You're right; I'm not thinking small enough. 197 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,662 Maybe I could just put ice cream on my pie. 198 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,882 I just generally want to avoid... 199 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:57,928 - People. Balloons. A champagne tower. 200 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,452 A surprise party to end all surprise parties. 201 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,803 You heard the letter; Carly needs this. 202 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,239 - But Harper doesn't. 203 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:06,110 I really wanted to go to Snoqualmie Falls 204 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:09,461 so I could throw myself off of it. 205 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:14,684 - Okay, let it out. Dr. Spence is here. 206 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:17,121 - My idol came into work today, 207 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,775 and instead of being my normal, fun, 208 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:22,344 fabulous, super charismatic, sexy self, I froze up. 209 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,346 - It's like when I had dinner with the Dalai Lama. 210 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,696 He was a lousy tipper. 211 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,219 - You don't understand. 212 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,047 If I could have impressed Alexavier, 213 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,788 he might let me style one of his shoots. 214 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,661 And that could change my entire career trajectory. 215 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,532 - Alexavier the photographer? 216 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:39,883 - You know how Alexavier is? - I'm going to ignore your tone 217 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:42,494 while I do you an enormous favor. 218 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,496 Xay-xay and I go way back. I'll just invite him 219 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,368 to the party, and you can have a do-over. 220 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,326 - This party is the best idea you've ever had. 221 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:49,632 Carly's going to eat it up like... 222 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:52,330 - Rocky road? Chocolate chip mint? 223 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:53,854 Oh, who am I kidding? 224 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:56,508 I should stick with vanilla on my birthday pie. 225 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,859 - Boy, that goat really did a number on you. 226 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:08,172 - ♪ Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me ♪ 227 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:14,962 ♪ Happy uneventful, safe birthday ♪ 228 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,616 ♪ No need risking a gas leak ♪ 229 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,186 Probably shouldn't put it in the exploding, 230 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,884 nuclear box either. 231 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,500 Do I risk brain freeze? I do not. 232 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:39,160 Hmm, a knife would make things easier... 233 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,641 or deadlier. 234 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,165 [phone dings] 235 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,654 - On it. 236 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:57,613 Plant emoji, watering can emoji. 237 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:07,231 [together] Surprise! 238 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,625 - What have you done? 239 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,243 - How could you? - Uh, great question. 240 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,897 Took a lot of work to pull this together in 24 hours, 241 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:24,074 but Spencer came through once again. 242 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,859 - When I mentioned upping my birthday game, 243 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:28,862 I meant maybe sticking a candle in my pie. 244 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,515 Not lit, obviously. 245 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,648 - But you can have so much more than just pie. 246 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:36,391 Look at everyone who came. 247 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,785 - Principal Franklin? - What can I say? 248 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:43,006 I got a Google alert for champagne tower. 249 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,791 - All of you came to celebrate me? 250 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:45,748 [together] Yes. 251 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:48,098 - Aw. 252 00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,360 Okay, party's over, everybody out. 253 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,058 - No, no! 254 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,755 You are celebrating this birthday. 255 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,626 Duke, you're on the door; no one leaves 256 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,628 unless they are giving birth or covered in vomit. 257 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,545 - Their own or someone else's? - Use your best judgment. 258 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:04,332 Listen, it's going to be a curse-free night; I promise. 259 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,117 Just have fun; let me be the hyper-vigilant one. 260 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,904 Ooh, Jenga. 261 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:14,385 - I don't feel safe. 262 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,605 - Birthday hug. - Ahh! 263 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,607 Harper, why would you let this happen? 264 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,217 What would make you think I want this party? 265 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,741 - Spencer insisted. 266 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,612 And I'm getting absolutely nothing out of it, 267 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:26,441 except for maybe Alexavier might be here. 268 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:29,009 - Hope he's got good insurance. - Just so I don't get 269 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,750 tongue-tied, I have subtly placed 270 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,621 a few note cards throughout the apartment 271 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,189 with fun icebreakers and quirky fashion facts. 272 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:38,758 - Do any of them have instructions 273 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,672 for the Heimlich or CPR? 274 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,327 Saving lives is always on trend. 275 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,895 Wait, that gives me an idea. Come with me. 276 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:50,204 All right, hold on to this, and then I'll... 277 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:56,688 Okay, now get my legs. 278 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,168 - Okay, wait. If we're going to go 279 00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:02,433 full crazy, at least let me make it cute. 280 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,697 Leave it to Harper Scissorhands. 281 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:10,180 All right, now give me a little catwalk. 282 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,094 - I like it. [air bubbles popping] 283 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:15,316 Also, popping myself is very soothing. 284 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:18,580 - Who made this look? Not only is it gorgeous, 285 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,148 it is a searing commentary on the role of fashion 286 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,367 in a cruel and dangerous world. 287 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,239 [air bubble pops] Plus, it's interactive, ha-hah. 288 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:28,068 It's a joy for the senses. Don't you agree? 289 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,855 - Can't...read. 290 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,640 Too far away. 291 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,904 - Always fun to see you again, Merffin. 292 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:46,913 - "Mark Jacobs has a SpongeBob SquarePants tattoo." 293 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,698 Damn it, that's a quirky fact. 294 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,354 - Hey, be careful. 295 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:58,533 That handrail's not just a suggestion. 296 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,536 I wish someone else responsible was at this party. 297 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:02,972 Where's Freddie when you need him? 298 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:06,976 - Who's ready to get drunk? 299 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,152 - Freddie. It's me, Duke. 300 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,762 - Hey, what's up, D-bag? 301 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:16,768 This is SnotRag, MC-GymShorts, and Lloyd. 302 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,031 Now, if you'd be so chill 303 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,642 as to direct us to your fattest keg? 304 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,036 [chuckles] 305 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,472 - Oh, God, Freddie. 306 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:25,821 You're an iguana guy now? 307 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,650 - Living the dream. 308 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,304 - Don't you think you might've taken the time machine 309 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,088 back a little too far? 310 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,482 You're supposed to be reliving your 20s, not puberty. 311 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:37,702 - Pfft. Girls are lame. 312 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,313 Not you, SnotRag. 313 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,272 [upbeat funky music] 314 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:45,928 ♪ ♪ 315 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,930 - Carly. - What? 316 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,845 One little bump and these pretzel poppers 317 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,282 become salty shrapnel. 318 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,502 - You know, I thought you might still be having a tough time 319 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,896 with your curse, which is why I have a plan B. 320 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,943 - [slurping] 321 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:05,948 That is disgusting. 322 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,385 - Huh? 323 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:12,912 - Respect. - Hah. 324 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,739 - Mystic Zagnat, 325 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,481 reader of fortunes and healer of misfortunes, 326 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:21,659 I present to you Seattle's lostest soul. 327 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:25,837 - Please sit, my bubble-wrapped child. 328 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,362 - Just give it a chance, Carly. Just let the magic happen. 329 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,930 - Uh, just to clarify, I don't do magic. 330 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,627 I do real stuff. 331 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:36,979 Now, pick a card. 332 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,285 - What's the worst that could happen? 333 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,638 - The death card. 334 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:46,641 The death card is the worst, and it has happened. 335 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:50,210 - "Alexavier, hello. 336 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:54,040 "Flip card. I am a big fan. 337 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,694 "Smile. 338 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,044 "Flip card. 339 00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:02,004 Alexavier, hello." 340 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,354 - Mmm. 341 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:09,011 Oh, this champer goes down so good. 342 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,405 [retches] 343 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,321 Oh, it comes up so bad. 344 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,888 I'm making mistakes! 345 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,543 Oh, hey, man, you got something on your shirt. 346 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,938 - Help me. 347 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,548 - Sorry, no one leaves 348 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,942 unless you're having a baby or covered in--yeah. 349 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,336 You can go. 350 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:32,034 Oh, not you. 351 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,601 - My water just broke. Ow. 352 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:37,039 - Oh, congratulations. The miracle of life. 353 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,958 - Carly, it's going to be okay. - Yeah, an okay time to die. 354 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:46,135 - Actually, the death card is deceptive. 355 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,704 It doesn't mean you die; it signals a rebirth. 356 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,010 Has something been holding you back 357 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,620 that you wish to break free from? 358 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,143 - Yes. 359 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,102 Are you saying it's possible to break the curse? 360 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,277 - That's exactly what he-- 361 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,844 - Zagnat, I was talking to Zagnat. 362 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,673 - Yes, but I'll need an object that represents the curse. 363 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,198 - I could rustle up a Tamagotchi. 364 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:10,246 - I have something else in mind. 365 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,032 It has pockets. 366 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:18,167 - Place it on the tray. Now, repeat after me. 367 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:23,216 Mysterium Casu Interficere. 368 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,827 Mysterium Casu Inter... - Mysterium Casu... 369 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:28,395 Vanilla latte. 370 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,832 - [grunts] - Oh, my God. 371 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,616 - Too real! 372 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:35,271 - The gods of Fortuna have broken your curse. 373 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,840 - That's it? I just had to burn a stupid letter? 374 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,146 - I mean, if you want to totally diminish my role 375 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,800 in all this, okay. 376 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,759 - I can't believe it. 377 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,240 This entire party has been a series of death traps, 378 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:51,070 the handrail, the toothpicks, a spontaneous fire, 379 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,289 and nothing has gone wrong. 380 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,944 I think I might actually be cured. 381 00:17:56,031 --> 00:18:00,253 In fact, I'm free. 382 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:04,213 I'm going to use the microwave. 383 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,389 - Albert, that was amazing. 384 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:09,044 - I see spirits and smell toast. 385 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,307 - You can drop the act; she's gone. 386 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:14,049 Oh, best 20 bucks of my life. 387 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,486 We both know there's no curse. 388 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,316 That's not great. 389 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,278 - What do you mean aneurysms are the number one cause 390 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,018 of death for party performers? 391 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,151 Wow. Yes, in the corner. 392 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,979 Also, we're low on ice if you want to grab some on the way... 393 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,328 hello? Hello? 394 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,598 [laughs] 395 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,731 That is hilarious, Zagnat; you kill me. 396 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,036 Oh, hey, Carly. 397 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,387 - Hey. I just wanted to say 398 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,258 you're the best big brother ever. 399 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:52,827 Zagnat, you really are amazing. 400 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,438 - He's in a trance. 401 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,223 - Time to open presents. 402 00:18:57,310 --> 00:19:01,575 - Time to wrap you up. 403 00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,360 - Oh, Beezus, let this work. 404 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,145 - Thank you. 405 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,364 I just had to scrub myself all the way down to my soul. 406 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:12,716 I'll get you a new loofah. Merffin, you are a lifesaver. 407 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,939 - Alexavier, allow me to explain. 408 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:18,940 [phone rattles] 409 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,637 Oh, crap, dropped my phone. 410 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:21,899 Oh, it's under the fridge. 411 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,032 One second. Augh! 412 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,426 Oh, there's my driver's license. 413 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:30,169 Okay, I'm back. You are my idol. 414 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,171 That is why every time you come near me 415 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,433 I am speechless. 416 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:41,397 - Was that you speaking on the phone? 417 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:44,966 Take my hands. Take my hands. 418 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:48,056 Now, speak. You can do it, Merffin. 419 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,797 - Ooh. - You can do it. 420 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,538 Put one syllable in front of the next. 421 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,453 Come on now, you can do it. 422 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,845 - Oooh... - Tell me something amazing. 423 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:59,981 - I made bubble dress. - Ahh! 424 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,679 Pop goes my mind. 425 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:12,167 - Here we go, Lloyd, nice and fast. 426 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:15,866 [together] Whoa! 427 00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,956 - Brava, Carly. Everybody loves a good party trick. 428 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:22,177 - Thank you. Great suit. It's amazing. 429 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:25,267 - No, it's a Merffin. 430 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:28,139 [knock at door] 431 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,750 - Thank God you guys are here. 432 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,099 Now, listen, it's my sister's birthday, 433 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,492 and she cannot know someone died. 434 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:35,712 So just give me a second. 435 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:38,454 Hey, everybody, can I get your attention? 436 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,457 It's time for grown up piñata. 437 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,067 [cheers and applause] 438 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:44,721 - What makes it grown up? 439 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,333 - Oh, it's filled with gift cards and lottery tickets. 440 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,638 - But I still get to hit it, right? 441 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:52,294 - Oh, yeah. Let's get you blindfolded. 442 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:55,732 All right, and swing away. 443 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,343 Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter. 444 00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:00,128 [together] Whoa! Whoa! 445 00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,086 - Okay, he's over there under that inconspicuous pile 446 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,784 of bubble wrap. 447 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:06,787 Take your time; she's never broken a piñata in her life. 448 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,963 - I broke the piñata! 449 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,966 - Move, move, move, move, move. 450 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,621 - Spence, this is so fun. You came up with everything. 451 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:19,713 - Almost. Um, hey, you guys, 452 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,410 who wants to watch Freddie crowd-surf? 453 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,108 - I do. - Freddie. Freddie. 454 00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:26,502 both: Freddie. Freddie. Freddie. Freddie. 455 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,417 - I got you, bro. 456 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:31,681 - Woo! 457 00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:33,509 - Oh. Oh, sorry. Oh, I don't got you. 458 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,341 - I'm okay. - Yeah! 459 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:43,345 - Ha-ha! Hey! 460 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:45,086 - Neck feels weird, though. 461 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,740 - Thanks for the best birthday ever. 462 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,656 - Oh. Hey, it's a piece of cake. 463 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:52,093 - The curse is broken. 464 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:55,357 Next year, I'm going to go to that unlicensed amusement park. 465 00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:58,578 - Hey, since Albert died, can I have his little hat? 466 00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:06,673 - Hello, future Millicent, or should I say, 467 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,372 "Congresswoman?" Happy 27th birthday. 468 00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:13,027 I don't need to tell you my goals as the next 20 years 469 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:15,334 are already planned out in our bullet journal. 470 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,813 So I'd just like to thank you 471 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,815 for turning into an amazing woman 472 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:22,515 despite all the odds being against you. 473 00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:25,344 - [mumbling] 474 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,258 - Have fun skydiving from your hover car. 475 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,479 Love, Millicent. 476 00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,594 [footsteps tapping] - Ooh.