1 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:04,838 - They're not gonna laugh at you. 2 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:06,607 This time. Come on. 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,042 - [exhales] 4 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:10,244 Hey, Spence, are we supposed to be doing something 5 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:12,480 while you talk to that corner? 6 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,748 - Sorry, I just gotta get this speech right. 7 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:17,218 You guys are my last rehearsal before my dress rehearsal 8 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:19,920 before my final dress rehearsal before my opening. 9 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:21,822 But yeah, help yourself to the sumptuous feast 10 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,757 I painstakingly prepared. 11 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:26,260 - You put out old takeout boxes from last week. 12 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:28,096 - And you didn't even put out silverware. 13 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:30,298 - Okay, before I reveal the centerpiece 14 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:31,965 of my upcoming exhibition, 15 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:33,267 I'd like to recite a short poem. 16 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:34,968 - [laughs] What is this, a TED Talk? 17 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,837 I'm just joking. I know it's not. 18 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,140 Ted was a friend of the family. 19 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:43,977 - What is a feeling? How does one define a rainbow? 20 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:47,348 If a bamboo breaks-- - [laughs] 21 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,283 Oh, sorry, Spencer. Hold on. 22 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:52,220 I love this squirrel getting a manicure meme. 23 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:55,089 It says so much without saying anything. 24 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:57,958 - Mm. I'm saying something. 25 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,293 - I used to find that funny, 26 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:01,028 but now I follow a number of squirrel accounts 27 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,764 that found the nail polish color highly problematic. 28 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:08,068 - Okay, let's give Spencer the attention he deserves. 29 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,203 - Thank you. 30 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:10,238 Harper, would you do me the honor 31 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,505 of capturing the unveiling 32 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:12,973 to show my future children, 33 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:15,042 Banksy and Basquiat? 34 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,477 I'm assuming they'll be artists, 35 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:19,280 but if not, they'll be very cool accountants. 36 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:22,816 May I present... "Soliloquies In Time." 37 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:25,286 - Ugh. 38 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,488 [camera shutter clicks] 39 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,290 - This needs to be in the Guggenheim. 40 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,891 - But not in the bathroom this time! 41 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,226 Fool me once. 42 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,927 - No, not your sculpture. 43 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:35,263 This pic I just took of Carly 44 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:37,565 spitting out your nasty leftover meatballs. 45 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,367 [laughs] You have to post this. 46 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,768 I'm PearDropping it now. 47 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,436 [phone dings] 48 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,937 - [laughing] Oh, my God. 49 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,539 How should I caption it? 50 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:48,309 "When your leftovers should have just been left." 51 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,610 You guys get it? 52 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:52,213 'Cause, like, left and left. 53 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,847 - At least you're pretty. 54 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,886 - * I know you see 55 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,422 * Somehow the world will change for me * 56 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,892 [together] * And be so wonderful 57 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:08,829 - * So wake up the members of my nation * 58 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,364 [together] * It's your time to be 59 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:13,534 - * There's no chance unless you take one * 60 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:16,204 * And the time to see the brighter side * 61 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:19,473 * Of every situation 62 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,141 * Some things are meant to be * 63 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:24,712 * So give me your best and leave the rest to me * 64 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:27,581 - Did you know that Manicure Squirrel 65 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,717 does nail art tutorials now? 66 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,252 I know I'm supposed to be editing, 67 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,886 but want to watch every single one of them? 68 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,455 - That squirrel's an anti-vaxxer. 69 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,590 - Damn it. 70 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,792 - Carly, you're number one! 71 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,829 - And Harper, you're great too! - Yes. 72 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:45,165 But the photo that you posted, you're number one on IMemeDb! 73 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,467 - [screams] Screw you, 74 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,101 baby confused by Pop Rocks! 75 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:49,403 - [laughs] 76 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,305 Ooh, that baby gonna be mad! - Ay! 77 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:55,008 - Interesting. 78 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,978 - Carly, you need to capitalize on this moment. 79 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,113 Re-share some of the funniest meatball face memes. 80 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:02,583 You'll drive a ton of traffic to your channel. 81 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:05,118 - But do I want to use this to drive traffic? 82 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,086 It's not my favorite look. 83 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,588 - Doesn't matter! 84 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,790 All publicity is good publicity. 85 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,025 'Cause when people like your face, they'll be all like, 86 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:13,894 "How can I see more of that face?" 87 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,430 And that's where the merch comes in. 88 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:19,700 - Wait, merch? I don't know. 89 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,570 I just relaunched, and it still feels new. 90 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,972 Like a fawn trying its little legs out. 91 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,775 Maybe I should just wait a beat and see how things shake out. 92 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:31,111 - You don't have a beat, Bambi. You're hot now. 93 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:34,782 Tomorrow, someone's gonna eat a moldy cannoli and go like-- 94 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:38,952 And then you'll be the next baby with Pop Rocks. 95 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,087 - Harper's right. 96 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,490 Strike while the meatball is rancid. 97 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,558 - Okay. Yeah. 98 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,460 This is a good opportunity. 99 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,496 Harper, can we do keychains? 100 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:49,930 - We can try. 101 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,965 My keychain guy hasn't been getting back to me. 102 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:54,968 - Grandma B. says 103 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:57,571 your oatmeal got cold, and somehow it's my fault. 104 00:03:57,605 --> 00:04:00,040 - Oh, she's not blaming me. 105 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,943 - Millicent, Carly's number one on IMemeDb. 106 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,279 - Too bad Carly's reign will be short-lived. 107 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:09,249 And then she'll come to regret ever having had a face at all. 108 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:10,651 - What is there to regret? 109 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,953 It's a photo of Carly spitting out a meatball. 110 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,221 - Precisely! 111 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,357 In a few years, we could all be vegans. 112 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,791 Or not be allowed to spit 113 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,593 because of a worldwide pandemic. 114 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,128 - [laughs] 115 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:24,565 - Don't worry about things that will never happen. 116 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:28,001 - Ooh, 26 pizzerias just followed me. 117 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,237 Hello, free garlic knots. - Oh! 118 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,440 - How can you not see that this meatball 119 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,575 is a ticking time bomb? 120 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,244 I'm gonna check your timeline for more offensive content. 121 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,548 - Aww, that's cute. You're protecting Carly. 122 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:43,851 - No! I want to cancel Carly. 123 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,820 - Right, yeah, that makes more sense. 124 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:47,821 - Freddie? - Yeah? 125 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,390 - You wanna dad it up? 126 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,924 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 127 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,794 Uh, there's nothing I can do to stop you, right? 128 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,796 - Nothing. - All righty, have fun. 129 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:00,401 - Interesting. 130 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,838 [upbeat music] 131 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,541 [both laughing] 132 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:10,978 - The memes you're sharing have ruined my life! 133 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,580 - Did they take your millions of dollars 134 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,948 and the food from your fridge and the clothes off your back? 135 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,351 - Worse. They've taken my dignity. 136 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,486 Listen. 137 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,654 "When your man calls me." 138 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,658 "When he says he has five roommates." 139 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:29,262 "when you realize cartoon characters can be hot." 140 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:32,766 - Ooh, that's so true though. [both laugh] 141 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,201 - You guys, it's not funny. 142 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:36,404 People think you're making that face about my art. 143 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:37,871 - What? No. 144 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,507 You can see the disgusting meatball 145 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,974 right there in my hand. 146 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,010 If anything, I'm highlighting your art. 147 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,479 Look at this article on QuackFeed. 148 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,347 Okay, "Don't hate me, 149 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:50,551 "but the artwork in the back of the Meatball Face meme 150 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,753 is actually kinda good." 151 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,123 - That's the best you could find? 152 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,725 Kinda good? 153 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,359 With a question mark? 154 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,195 Carly, my opening is this weekend, 155 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,531 and all people are talking about 156 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,966 are my leftovers and your face. 157 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,868 - Okay, yeah. I hear you. 158 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,537 But I just restarted "iCarly" 159 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,172 and these memes are really helping my channel. 160 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,340 What do you want me to do? 161 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,308 - The least you could do is apologize. 162 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,144 - But I didn't do anything wrong. 163 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,012 - [high-pitched] Didn't you? 164 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:24,051 - Fine. 165 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,119 I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt. 166 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:29,389 I didn't realize you were so sensitive. 167 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,829 - What kind of fauxpology was that? 168 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:38,131 - Fauxpology? Love! 169 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,100 That is a perfect caption for Meatball Face. 170 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:43,971 - Totally! "When you hear a fauxpology." 171 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:45,305 Wait, how do you spell that? 172 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:48,275 - Oh, you spell it R-U-kidding me? 173 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:51,144 [doorbell rings] 174 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:53,814 - Spencer, you know how cutthroat it is out here. 175 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,148 All these new platforms 176 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,585 and influencers getting younger and younger. 177 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,386 It's like Harper always says. 178 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,421 "You gotta switch it up on a bitch!" 179 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,492 I'll never say that again. 180 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:07,260 - It was cute though. You tried. 181 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:10,263 - Tomorrow, I could be beaten by a moldy cannoli. 182 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:13,100 Pop Rocks baby is already in rehab. 183 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,535 - All right. I get it. 184 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,436 Just don't add any more fuel to the fire. 185 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:17,638 - Ba-bam! 186 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,173 Who wants a Carly meatball face T-shirt? 187 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,742 - Oh, my God, these are adorable. 188 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:22,976 - I know! 189 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,478 - Is it gauche to wear your own face? 190 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:25,946 - No, your face is-- 191 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,948 - Seriously? 192 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,950 - Spencer, it's like I told Carly. 193 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,219 There's no such thing as bad publicity! 194 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:34,187 This meme is good for all of us. 195 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:35,889 You're getting your name out there. 196 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,224 I learned that my keychain guy 197 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,159 isn't ghosting me, he's just dead. 198 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:44,798 - Plus, feel the material. 199 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,601 - Oh wow, that is soft. 200 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:48,902 Fine. 201 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,639 I'll wear it to bed, and only that. 202 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:57,010 * 203 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,412 - Millicent, you can come back now. 204 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:02,249 My mom is no longer using up all our bandwidth 205 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,185 video-chatting with her Christian Book Club. 206 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,720 - Good, because I was just finishing 207 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:10,390 my timeline audit, on you. 208 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,625 - What? 209 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,093 I thought you were doing an audit on Carly. 210 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,128 - I was, but all I found were posts 211 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,765 supporting puppy and cat adoption centers. 212 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,200 She's a saint. 213 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:23,537 You, on the other hand. Cyberbullying. 214 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,873 - Cyberbullying? Against who? 215 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,541 - Against me. 216 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:31,144 Eight years ago at 3:47 p.m., you wrote, and I quote, 217 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,947 "I never, ever, ever, ever, ever want kids. 218 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,583 Ever!" 219 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,150 - I was joking! 220 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,351 - Then you said, 221 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:41,254 "If you think I'm joking, I am not!" 222 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,424 - Okay, wow. 223 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:47,527 I know that sounds bad, but this was from so long ago, 224 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:50,463 I was probably wearing Crocs when I wrote it. 225 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:53,233 - Why? Did you use to be a nurse? 226 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,668 - No, I just like a shoe 227 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:57,370 that's easy to clean and comes in fun, bold colors. 228 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,073 Millicent, I'm sorry. 229 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,541 Tell me how I can make this right. 230 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:05,412 - A six-pack of Red Lamb energy drink. 231 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:08,181 - Red Lamb? That's just caffeine and sugar. 232 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,819 - And red food dye number five. That's what makes it delicious. 233 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,724 - You can't drink that. It's not good for kids. 234 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:20,393 - Emotional trauma isn't good for kids either, and yet... 235 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,295 - Regular or Banana Blast? 236 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:28,035 * 237 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,136 - Oh, my God! 238 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,404 Spencer Shay. I'm such a fan. 239 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,940 - Oh, that's so sweet! 240 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,675 It's nice to be recognized for one's work. 241 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:38,378 - You're meatball brother. - Uh-huh. Also that. 242 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,613 - I'm Willow. 243 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,615 I run a super popular food art Insta 244 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,483 called "You Aren't What You Eat. 245 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,719 Just Kidding, You Are." [laughs] 246 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,220 - Wow, food art? 247 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,723 So, like, thought-provoking sculptures using food or-- 248 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,192 - No, I take pictures of what I eat for lunch. 249 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,061 I've had six shows at this gallery. 250 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,197 - Oh, I've got a show here too. Just the one. 251 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,767 - Oh, you're an artist too? 252 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,835 Cute. 253 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,403 Wait. Let me just-- 254 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,206 - Oh. - Say, "meatball!" 255 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,008 - Ahh, no! 256 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,077 Ahh! 257 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,245 I am not gonna cry. 258 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,715 You know what? I'm gonna cry. 259 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,116 - Sorry. 260 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:19,753 - Oh, are you? Are you sorry? 261 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,221 Well, I'm sorry! 262 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,024 Sorry I live in a culture that's so obsessed with memes 263 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:27,627 and likes and fake art and fake apologies and-- 264 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:28,929 oh. 265 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,198 I've got an idea. 266 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:35,368 I am reborn! 267 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,539 - Yeah. I have that effect on people. 268 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,481 - Millicent, check it out. 269 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,818 Carly meatball face T-shirts. 270 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:54,054 - They're $40. But for you, $39.99. 271 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:57,758 - I'd rather wear a shirt made out of human hair. 272 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,061 Besides, I don't need your flimsy discount. 273 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:04,564 I'm about to be Beyoncé rich with my new business. 274 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,100 - What did I tell you about taking Bey's name in vain? 275 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,302 - Oh, it's not in vain. 276 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,704 Since finding Freddie's old posts 277 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,539 turned out to be profitable, 278 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,508 I realized that there's a hole in the market. 279 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,545 Any Gen Z kid can tell you what's offensive now, 280 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:21,581 but only Millicent can predict what will offend next. 281 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,052 I am the Offensive Oracle. 282 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,224 - Oh, this card stock is legit. - Mm-hmm. 283 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,592 Want me to scrub your social media 284 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,528 for a friends and family rate of $500? 285 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,798 - I'd rather wear a shirt made out of human hair. 286 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,000 - And you can make one with all you shed. 287 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,702 - [laughs] [coughs] 288 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,372 - I even wrote a jingle for my Super Bowl commercial. 289 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,707 * Remember that we all post 290 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,410 * From our own place of privilege * 291 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,379 * Just take into account 292 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,248 * We all have disparate opinions * 293 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:59,987 * So if you're feeling worried you might be problematic * 294 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,655 * Just call up your friend Millicent * 295 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,424 * Or go read a book 296 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,593 * It's not my job to educate you * 297 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:11,131 * Unless you pay me money 298 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,268 - No one's gonna remember that song. 299 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:18,772 - But the world will remember what you did to Spencer. 300 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,441 Unless you purchase my "Meme Sweep" package. 301 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,743 It's where I get Republican Senators over 70 302 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,513 to use your meme so no one else wants to. 303 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,614 - Now, hold on. 304 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,917 We are not sweeping any memes 305 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,219 until these tees are sold out. 306 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,422 Which reminds me, I need to do some Instagram Live promo. 307 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,893 What's popping, fashionistas, fashionistos, 308 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,661 and fashionistxs? 309 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:45,632 I just got a new shipment of meatball tees 310 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,501 in every size, color, under the rainbow. 311 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,938 Oh, hey, Ray-Ray! 312 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,940 - That's actually a great idea! 313 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,809 I can do a livestream of Spencer's show. 314 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,377 That way, people's focus will be off 315 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,779 my admittedly hilarious meme face 316 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,248 and right back on Spencer's art, 317 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,782 where it belongs. 318 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,651 I wish I was my sister. 319 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,156 - Hi, Millicent. 320 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,224 I know you're still upset with me, 321 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,827 but I think this will do the trick. 322 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,965 It's a USA Bae Doll! 323 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,133 I even found one with your name! 324 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,970 She's from the... British colonial era. 325 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,473 Nothing problematic about that. 326 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,908 - Ooh, thanks! 327 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,543 This totally erases the trauma you inflicted on me. 328 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,212 With more trauma. 329 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,848 - Millicent, it's just an old post. 330 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,649 - Oh, my gosh, you didn't even get me 331 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,585 the scarlet fever add-on pack! 332 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:42,222 - Well, I-- 333 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,723 - Wow. 334 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,325 I always wanted one of these as a kid. 335 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,596 And now that I'm holding it... 336 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,164 I finally have one. 337 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,235 [upbeat music] 338 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,170 * 339 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,539 - Yes, you look good, girl! Tell your friends. 340 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,708 All of 'em. 341 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,310 - Harper, what are you doing here? 342 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,879 - Oh, Spencer asked me to come. At first I was like, "Why?" 343 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,348 But then immediately, I was like, "I don't care." 344 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,151 - Maybe we can finally put this whole meme thing behind us. 345 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,586 - Uh-huh. Maybe. 346 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,922 - Hi, friends! 347 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,124 I'm coming to you live from the grand opening 348 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,692 of my brother Spencer's newest art show! 349 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:22,930 - And these shirts are made with 100% recyclable materials, 350 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,398 so be bad, buy that premium gas. 351 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,435 - Before I go in, I just want to say, 352 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,905 most of the meatball face memes you've been making are amazing. 353 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,407 Some of them, a little offensive. 354 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,076 Three of you need therapy. 355 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,745 But Spencer isn't just the meme guy. 356 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,580 He's a really talented artist. 357 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,382 And this night is all about Spencer 358 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,185 and has nothing to do with me or-- 359 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:49,089 my face! 360 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,930 - Okay, well, he's on board with the meme. 361 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,266 In a really big way. 362 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,137 "The Museum of Influence." 363 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:09,409 So this is different than I expected. 364 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:13,380 Oh, look, a slideshow. 365 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,482 @JacquenessMonster. 366 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,917 "I'd rather be constipated for a month 367 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,053 than read your blog." 368 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,856 [laughs nervously] Love that he's amplifying that. 369 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,759 What do we have here? 370 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,261 - Like, like, like! 371 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:31,164 Does this make your empty soul feel better? 372 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,666 - A hateful like button. [laughs] 373 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,169 Deep? 374 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:39,639 Oh, look, lattes. This is cute. 375 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,808 And the foam says... 376 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:45,078 "Is this art?" 377 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,314 I bet the answer is yes! [chuckles] 378 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,783 We got a lot of comments coming in. 379 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,153 Most of you don't seem to be loving it, 380 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,189 but why don't we talk to some true art aficionados 381 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,791 and get a more nuanced take. 382 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,428 Hey, I'm Carly Shay of "iCarly." 383 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,264 - I'm Willow, of this impermanent Earth. 384 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,899 - You seem to really be enjoying this show. 385 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,968 Would you want to be on my Insta Live review? 386 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,704 - Sure. I'm really charismatic. 387 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,107 - [laughs] Okay. 388 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,442 So tell me your thoughts on-- 389 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,745 - "A Single Pringle" is the opposite of art. 390 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,214 Everyone knows that real art is putting two Pringles 391 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,183 in your mouth facing opposite directions 392 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,285 so you look like a potato chip duck. 393 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,557 I, for one hand, am personally offended. 394 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,326 - That's one way to look at it, but don't you think 395 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,263 you're taking this a little too personally? 396 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:39,899 - Oh, so I'm guessing you haven't seen that, then? 397 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,737 - [distorted] This is still "iCarly," 398 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,306 but it's grown up now, 399 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,508 so today I thought I'd share my skincare routine. 400 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,344 - What is this hell? 401 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,845 - My review? 402 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,848 If you want to see a show all about hating the internet-- 403 00:16:55,882 --> 00:17:00,453 - And me, come on down to the "Museum of Influence." 404 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,922 - Listen, Carly, us influencers, 405 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,457 we have to stick together. 406 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,160 I'll go find more people to be mad with us. 407 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,731 - Hello, sister. 408 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:15,102 Or should I say...nemesister? 409 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,939 - Spencer, what is this place? It's really mean. 410 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,675 To me, and to lattes. 411 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:27,013 - Mission accomplished. - Seriously. People are pissed. 412 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,448 I just talked to this girl, Willow, 413 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,017 and she said this entire place is really offensive. 414 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,455 God, she doesn't even understand 415 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,424 that you're mocking her and her profile pics. 416 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,726 - Mission accomplished, the sequel! 417 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,096 - You know, the internet has the power 418 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,897 to bring people together. 419 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:50,103 But to you, I guess everything online is just some big joke. 420 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,772 Maybe I've never made a fancy sculpture 421 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,707 or painted a flower 422 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:59,078 or put a Pringle on a pedestal, but my content still has value. 423 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,347 And you know what? 424 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,882 Likes do make my empty soul feel better! 425 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,385 But that's just because it's been scientifically proven 426 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,653 to release dopamine! 427 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,992 - Hey, Millicent. Did I miss anything? 428 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,627 - Just my sales spike. 429 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,530 This exhibit is just a reminder for people to be more careful 430 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,532 about what they post online. - Hmm. 431 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,668 - Anyway, I'm sad. What's in the bag? 432 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,338 - Well, I thought since you're starting a new business, 433 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:29,075 I'd buy you...a new keyboard. 434 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,479 - Wow! Thanks, Freddie. - Yeah. 435 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,481 So this place is what, 436 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,883 just skewering things on the internet? 437 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,153 Ooh, where's the part where they make fun of JavaScript? 438 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,625 @NotMilllicent123. 439 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,261 "Manipulating parents is so easy. 440 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:52,165 Check out my new keys." 441 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,600 Seriously? 442 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,268 - [laughs] 443 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:59,372 It says NotMillicent123, so obviously it's not me. 444 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,842 - Millicent. 445 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,312 - Ugh, fine. It's me. 446 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,914 Millicent. 123. 447 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,718 - So, you're not actually traumatized? 448 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,853 - No, I just took advantage of your insecurities 449 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,588 about being a new parent to get some cool stuff. 450 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,557 - Mm. - Thanks for the keyboard. 451 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,592 - Yeah, bah, bah. Uh-uh. 452 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,329 Was there an apology in there? - Come on! 453 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,163 An admission of guilt isn't enough? 454 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,098 - Not in 2021. 455 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:29,602 Who do you think you are, a high-profile male celebrity? 456 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,439 You pretended to be hurt so that I would buy you stuff. 457 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,106 It's my keyboard now. 458 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,575 - You're right. 459 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,177 Thank you for teaching me a moral lesson. 460 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,880 It's better than any gift you could have ever gotten me. 461 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,517 - You're welcome, Millicent. 462 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,086 You know what? Here. 463 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,655 Take the keyboard. 464 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,524 - You're so easy. [laughs] 465 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,794 - Yo! 466 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,529 Thousands of people saw that Live, 467 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,366 and they're coming here, like, to actually protest! 468 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,435 - Well, I'm glad the world is finally gonna take my side. 469 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,371 - Oh, no, they're coming to protest you. 470 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,606 Carly, you are so radical! 471 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,741 You started a whole-ass riot. 472 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,710 It's yet to be seen what this will do for sales, 473 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,246 but I'll keep y'all posted. 474 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,014 - Oh, crap. 475 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,584 Gamers are putting down their controllers, 476 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,018 foodies are sharpening their knives, 477 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,555 and ASMR stans are coming here to yell at you, quietly. 478 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,857 - [whispering] Screw you, loser. 479 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,663 - After witnessing Carly Shay's livestream, 480 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,365 I encourage all other members 481 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,334 of the Coalition of Latte Artists 482 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,304 to cancel Spencer Shay! 483 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,306 His art is like expired milk. 484 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,574 - Everybody listen up. 485 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,142 My name is Willow, 486 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:47,680 and as an influencer who influences the influential, 487 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:51,250 I am appalled by this sham of a museum. 488 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,252 - It's a revolution! [all cheering] 489 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,622 - Spencer sucks. - Spencer sucks. 490 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,290 - Yeah, get him! [all shouting] 491 00:20:57,324 --> 00:21:00,493 - Hey, hey, thank you all for coming. 492 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:03,630 - Boo! all: Boo! 493 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,798 - Hey, look, I just want everyone to know 494 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,567 I didn't mean to offend you all. 495 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,370 I only meant to offend my sister, Carly Shay. 496 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,904 There she is! She sucks! 497 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,740 - Just apologize to these people. 498 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,842 - [whispering] We demand an apology. 499 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,877 - I can barely hear whoever said that. 500 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,848 Look, Spencer, it's okay to apologize for something 501 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,016 that you didn't necessarily mean to-- 502 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,187 Oh. 503 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,590 Spencer, I'm sorry. 504 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,560 I shouldn't have ignored your feelings. 505 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,462 I real apologize. 506 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:38,030 - Hey, Carly, I'm sorry 507 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,032 that I retooled my entire art exhibit 508 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:43,202 to critique the internet and take you down. 509 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,104 Come here. 510 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,039 Oh, but you've got to admit, that small black room 511 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,175 where you can scream into the void is pretty sweet. 512 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,778 [screaming] 513 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,480 - Yeah, we're still mad. 514 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:56,248 all: Yeah! - What, seriously? 515 00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:59,151 [all shouting] 516 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,287 - I sold out, baby! 517 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,155 [laughs] 518 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:06,393 - Harper, a little help here? - Oh, on it. 519 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,760 Look, over there! 520 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,729 Someone's sharing their negative opinion 521 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,832 about a TV show you liked as a child! 522 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,334 - Let's get 'em. all: Yeah! 523 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,269 - Get them! Let's get that guy! 524 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:21,374 [all shouting] 525 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,743 - You're welcome. 526 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,746 [upbeat music] 527 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:28,715 * 528 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,783 - * Remember that we all post 529 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:33,285 * From our own place of privilege * 530 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,655 both: * Just take into account 531 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,758 * We all have disparate opinions * 532 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,127 trio: * So if you're feeling worried * 533 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,096 * You might be problematic 534 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,599 all: * Just call up your friend Millicent * 535 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,868 * Or go read a book 536 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,970 - * It's not my job to educate you * 537 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:55,408 * Unless you pay me money 538 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,343 - Whoo! - Mm-hmm, 539 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:02,749 - Yes! - Mm-hmm. 540 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,151 - Oh, my God, I'm gonna win a Grammy!