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They found Ari's body.
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Ari's body.
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I'm next.
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I forgot what the fuck I did.
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I was at home, I said,
"I know I did something."
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"'Cause there's too many
white folks paying attention to me."
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Yo, what up, C?
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Yo.
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I know we agreed
that you should go see Gene alone,
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but I'm thinking we should revisit that.
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No, look, C.
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Gene's gotta be treated like he matters.
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I know how fans like Gene operate.
I can handle him.
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Look, if you don't get him
to take care of that video,
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it's gonna be a problem.
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Yeah, I know. I know.
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That's why I'm on it.
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I got it, I promise.
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I hope you ain't lying.
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Hey.
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Good morning, my friend. How are you?
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Uh…
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Fantastic, man.
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Everything is fine, said the comedian who
shit the bed in front of 20,000 people.
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Come on, man.
You froze up on stage. Big deal.
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Little bump in the road. Keep going.
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The mark of a true champion
is how you respond to adversity,
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and you are the truest of champions.
You always bounce back, so… bounce back.
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That's great advice, Todd.
I appreciate you.
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You don't have to thank me.
Never have to thank me.
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I also wanted to mention to you, um…
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Billie did the Ha Ha Hut last night,
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and you should check it out.
It's on YouTube.
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-How was she? Was she good?
-She was better than good.
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In fact,
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I was thinking maybe
we should have her do that charity event.
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What charity event?
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Remember that asshole
on the plane doing your bits for you,
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showed up at the show with his boss,
offered you that charity thing?
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That's tonight.
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I also wanted to remind you
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you gotta stop by Wells Fargo
for last looks
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before they take the stage down.
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Go back to Billie for a second,
was she good or great?
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I'll say it was the old Billie. Okay?
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Really, you should check it out.
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I don't know how old you are,
you look very hydrated. Congratulations.
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But I was a kid in the '90s,
and I remember the Atkins Diet.
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Who remembers the Atkins Diet?
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- I'm on it right now.
-You're on it now?
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- Yeah, I'm on that.
-It's not good for you, sir.
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Didn't you read the news in 1994?
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So, you remember it right?
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Your mom's weird work friends coming over,
just shriveling up week by week
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'cause all they would eat
was plain hamburger meat
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and a fistful of string cheeses?
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Your math teacher smelled like
a chili dog every day? It was terrifying.
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But now, we have Atkins 2.0.
It's better than ever.
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-The keto diet.
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Hey.
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We need you to come with us.
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We have some news about Ari.
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The police found Ari last night.
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-In a dumpster on the north side.
-Oh, my God.
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Whoever did it, didn't know the first
fucking thing about hiding a body.
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-They were trying to send us a message--
-Or he was done by a fucking amateur.
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You know a guy named Ray?
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He and Ari had business together
the same night he went missing.
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Ray? The cat that owns the car wash?
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He be buying watches
and trinkets and shit?
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I thought he didn't trust that dude.
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You know him?
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Yeah, I--
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Nah. Not…
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Look, Ray ain't about that life.
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An amateur.
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Sometimes what people can do
will surprise you, Carlton.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yo.
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-Tell me why you're mad, man.
- I wanna come live with you.
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Why you so mad at her?
What did she do to you?
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Nothing. I just don't wanna be here.
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All right, do this for me.
Why don't you wait till I get to New York?
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After I get to New York, me, you,
your mom, we'll talk, find a solution.
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We'll figure it out. I promise.
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If I was there,
you wouldn't have froze on stage.
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I love you. Behave. We'll talk soon. Okay?
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Okay?
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-Okay.
-All right.
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Hey.
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Hey. That, uh, charity event.
Did you talk to Billie about that?
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-Not yet.
-All right. Well, don't.
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Don't say nothing
'cause I'm gonna to do it.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I can use it as practice
before The Garden.
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-Cool. I'll call them.
-Out. I'm off to Wells Fargo.
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Hey.
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What made you offer Billie
Madison Square Garden in the first place?
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We never talked about it.
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I knew she was upset because
I haven't been using her new jokes,
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so it was a way for me to repay her.
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That's the Kid I know and love.
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One less thing to worry about.
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Well, it's difficult for you, because you,
my friend, worry about everything.
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I will worry less
when your ass is out of Philadelphia.
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Soon. Very soon.
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I didn't see Ari.
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I didn't see Ari.
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I didn't see him.
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He called me.
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We were supposed to do a deal
on some keyboard trackers.
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He told me he had to reschedule.
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He kept bragging about
some whale that he was scheming on.
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He talked about some
fancy hotel he was going to.
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Okay, okay, okay. Which one?
What's the name of the place?
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No, no, no!
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-Hmm?
-The Four Seasons. The Four Seasons!
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-He's lying.
-What?
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He's lying. Ari would never tell him
the moves he's making.
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You little shit!
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This is why
we didn't trust that motherfucker!
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You shit! I tried
to figure out who it was,
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but he wouldn't say.
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That's all I know.
I don't know nothin' else, I swear.
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What are you doing?
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-What are you doing?
-That's all you know, that's all you know.
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Don't worry about it.
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Oh, God…
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-Savvas.
-What?
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-What did you just do?
-What'd I do?
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You didn't let him answer, stupid.
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You've been busting my balls today.
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You should've let him speak.
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-On my case all day.
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Cut the bullshit and finish up.
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-Mom's calling. Shit.
-Fuck. I don't wanna talk to her.
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-I don't want to talk to her.
-Mom, Mommy.
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God bless, my Mommy.
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Whatever you say.
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Sure, Mommy.
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Listen, I gotta go, okay?
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We're gonna be there in like ten minutes.
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-I love-- Sagapo. Love you. Yes.
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Mama wants to see us.
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She gets
on my nerves when she cries.
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-When Mom calls us…
-Take the phone and go fuck yourself.
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Oh, God. Motherfucker.
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No, man.
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There's no messages from Ari here.
Looks like he was telling the truth.
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Doesn't sound like Ari,
but we'll check out the Four Seasons.
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First we gotta go
to Mama's house. Come on, Carlton.
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Yo. Why are you with them?
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Because they came and snatched my ass up.
We on the hunt to find out who killed Ari.
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Shit.
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-Are you okay?
-Yeah, so far.
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I saw them dead this dude Ray, man.
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They thought he had
information on where Ari was at.
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Whoa. Hold on, they killed him?
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Did they?
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Shoved shears
right down his fucking throat.
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Yeah, the dumbass.
He came to meet Ari the night before.
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-Ari told him what was up.
-Did he mention my name?
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-Did he say shit about my name?
-Nah, nah.
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No. They deaded him before
he could even say anything.
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Look, man, I told you,
these motherfuckers here, they're crazy.
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You gotta be careful, man. Okay?
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-You gotta be fucking careful.
-Yeah, no question.
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So, uh, you talk to your man, Gene?
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I'll have that whole thing
wrapped up tonight.
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That's good.
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We don't want to see this. You understand?
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I hear you.
You don't have to finish, I'm on it.
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You hear me? Be careful.
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Yo, here they come. All right.
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One.
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Fuck.
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So, how…
How's your mother holding up?
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She wants to make sure
we do everything we can to get justice.
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She said it's ανοιχτή σεζόν
on the asshole who killed our brother.
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What does that mean?
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Open season.
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Damn.
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I'm gonna drop you off.
We gotta go identify Ari's body.
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That's cool.
I'm down to do whatever's necessary.
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After we see Ari,
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I want to make a stop. Just you and me.
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-Do you have secrets, man?
-Yes, secrets.
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I could roll with you if you want.
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No.
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You know why?
You know why I thought the worst?
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I thought the worst
because I know what I was doing as a child
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{\an8}when I was in my room
and my door was closed.
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{\an8}In the room with the door closed,
I was always doing the worst shit possible
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on the other side of that door.
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Every time my mom bust in my room,
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true story, people,
my dick was always in my hand.
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Swear to God. Every time.
"What you doing, boy?"
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-One time, she came in,
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I had my dick in this hand,
and I had matches in this hand.
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I don't know what was about to happen,
she got there on time.
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I told her, "There was about to be
a hot dick in this bathroom,
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I was gonna set this dick on fire."
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-Hello.
- Hey. What's up, champ?
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You ready to have an amazing time?
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I'm talking Green Day-style.
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-Come on, I'm outside.
Okay.
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{\an8}
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Yeah!
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Whoa!
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-Wow!
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This is… It's like a spaceship.
This is amazing!
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You like it?
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-It's like MTV Cribs, except it's a van.
-What?
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-Are you live? Let me talk to them.
-Oh, yeah.
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-Please.
-The man. Here's the man.
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What up, world?
We on Gene live, baby. We 'bout to go up.
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First, major shout out to you guys,
biggest shout out to my guy, Gene.
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It's all me and this guy.
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I'm talking great food,
great conversation.
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Listen to me when I tell y'all this.
I'm about to show this man a blast!
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{\an8}I'm gonna give him a night
he's never gonna forget. Mark my words.
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-Here.
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Oh, man. Kid-Gene, behind the scenes!
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All right, Gene. You gotta go live, man.
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You gotta make
all those new followers feel jealous.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Look, this is my brother
without the melanin, right here.
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My guy. I told y'all.
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Look at you, Gene.
You got 600,000 followers in one day!
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-I know.
-Good job, man.
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-This way, please.
-Yes, right here?
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-Okay.
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Right here?
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How's it feel
to support such a good cause?
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So, Gene, how'd this happen?
You and Kid hooking up?
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He wanted to make amends
for yelling at me at the hospital,
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like the good guy he is.
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Gene, come around.
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Come here. Get in the shot. Come on!
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I wanna add somebody.
One sec, guys. One quick sec.
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Here he is. Come on.
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Come on, man.
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You doing this
for the kids in Philly?
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Yes.
245
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,695
Thank you, guys. Thank you. Come on, man.
246
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,947
Bro, stop stealing my shine. Come on.
247
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:11,827
Thank you for coming and making this night
one that I will talk about forever.
248
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,204
-I'm gonna introduce you.
-Thank you, man.
249
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,082
Gene, I need you to wish me luck.
250
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,126
You see what's been going on,
I need a win.
251
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,128
You've never had two bad nights in a row.
252
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,379
Trust me, I know.
253
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,964
But, hey, good luck.
254
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,633
-You're my guy.
-Hey, buddy.
255
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,135
Could use some of
that good press after last night, huh?
256
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,930
I just wanna focus on the, uh…
257
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,473
Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Uh, listen.
258
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,642
Crush tonight, call it even
on the cell phone charger.
259
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,435
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
260
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,312
-It's Will, right?
-Yeah. Hell yeah.
261
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:39,688
All right. Just wanna make sure.
262
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,524
But first, we're gonna laugh.
263
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,610
Please welcome to the stage
264
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:47,029
one of Hollywood's brightest stars,
265
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,323
Philadelphia's own… The Kid!
266
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,240
Let's hear it!
267
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,284
-Yeah!
268
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,411
Thank you. Thank you. Oh.
269
00:15:55,996 --> 00:16:00,209
Oh, my! What an applause.
Thank you, guys. I like that.
270
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,379
Feel like y'all could do better.
Make a bit more noise than that!
271
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,175
Show some love. So good. So good.
272
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,719
Don't cheat me. Don't cheat me.
273
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:15,516
All right, let's address the elephant
in the room before we do anything.
274
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,851
How many saw me bomb
the other night? Be honest.
275
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,896
Yeah? Yeah, everybody saw it?
276
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,066
Well, here's the good news,
that's not going to happen tonight.
277
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,776
So get it out your goddamn heads.
278
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:26,777
As a matter of fact,
279
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,821
what I want you to do
is to take out your phones.
280
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,073
Take out your phones.
You got something good to record.
281
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,784
I'm about to fuck this show up.
We're gonna have a good time.
282
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,869
There's a lot of good things to laugh at.
283
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,080
A lot of good moments,
a lot of funny shit.
284
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,999
But before I do,
285
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,710
I gotta talk about
my guy, Will, for a second, man.
286
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,462
You guys know Will? Y'all know Will?
287
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,756
-Yeah? Y'all know Will?
288
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,717
I had the pleasure of meeting Will
289
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,553
on a flight from LA here, to Philadelphia.
290
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,013
-We shared first class.
-Yeah.
291
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,723
And I found out Will was a fan.
292
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,977
So much a fan that he decided
to steal my joke on the plane
293
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,812
and do my bit on me.
294
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,772
And in that bit, he showed me…
295
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,233
He showed me
how much he loves to say the word "nigga."
296
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,407
He does!
297
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,285
Will says the word "nigga" a lot.
He doesn't care where he is.
298
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,621
We were on the plane in first-class.
He was like, "Nigga!"
299
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,457
"Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga!"
300
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,708
"Nigga!"
301
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,001
Y'all never heard this?
302
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,462
You got a Black boss.
You never did this bit for your boss?
303
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,382
You gotta do the nigga bit
for your Black boss.
304
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,052
-You've never heard Will do the nigga bit?
-No.
305
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,345
Will, you gotta
do the bit for your Black boss.
306
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,432
I didn't know your Black boss
has never heard you do the nigga bit.
307
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,350
Hersch! What did he say, man?
308
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,936
He said, uh, "It's okay
if you do the 'ah' not the 'er.'"
309
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,396
"It's okay." That's what he said.
310
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,522
Yeah, say "ah".
311
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,901
Your Black boss ain't gonna get mad
if you say "ah." Call him a nigga.
312
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:52,071
Do it. No, but it won't…
it won't bother him, right?
313
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,697
So, do it. "Nigga!" Come on.
314
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,199
Okay. Okay.
315
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,452
Get in his face how you did mine.
Remember?
316
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,162
"Nigga!"
317
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,456
"Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga."
318
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,209
You wanna do it. Here.
Take the mic. You can do it.
319
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,251
Come on, man.
320
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,003
What?
321
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,131
You made your point.
322
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,425
If you're not gonna do it,
then I'm wasting my time.
323
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,970
I wanted you to make everybody laugh,
'cause you do the joke well, man.
324
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:21,391
Hersch, he didn't wanna do the bit.
He didn't wanna do the bit, Hersch.
325
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,935
He had me and you dying.
326
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,895
-Yeah, sure did.
-Oh, my God!
327
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,772
Well, guys,
if Will isn't gonna do the bit,
328
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,774
then I guess I need to do bits.
329
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,443
I'll make you laugh since
Will don't wanna make you laugh.
330
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,905
It's a charity event, goddamn it,
so I feel like we should give.
331
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,907
Who wanna give their kids away?
Am I the only one?
332
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,076
-Raise your hand. Am I the only one?
333
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,703
I'll auction my fuckin' kids off
right now if I could.
334
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,835
I think I'm back.
335
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,547
Do you know what's crazy?
I didn't realize that I needed that.
336
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,173
I guess I did.
337
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,801
-Hey, Kid.
-Yeah?
338
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,094
-Not tonight.
-Hersch.
339
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,095
We good.
340
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,973
Thanks a lot, man.
341
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,766
After you left, my boss went on a rampage,
342
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,269
and he fired me for being
an embarrassment to the company.
343
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,520
That's, uh…
344
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,105
That's terrible.
345
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,983
Yeah! Something tells me
you don't really mean that.
346
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,485
What happened on the airplane
was because I am a fan.
347
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,778
-A fan?
-Yeah.
348
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,407
-Oh. I thought you was being a dick.
-Fucking asshole.
349
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,577
I… I repeated your joke back to you.
350
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,453
-Mmm.
-Okay? You wrote that joke.
351
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:27,291
And I'm sorry if I offended you,
but you cost me my fucking job!
352
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:30,544
I didn't cost you a damn thing.
You cost yourself your job.
353
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:31,503
Wow.
354
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,423
That's a hell of a way to treat fans.
355
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,635
-You have a good night.
-Hey, you have a better night.
356
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,515
I cost him his job.
Get the fuck out of here.
357
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,350
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
358
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,562
What were you saying?
You were saying, um… Uh…
359
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,606
Talkin' about, oh,
stand-up back in the day.
360
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,027
I'm gonna, um…
I think I'm gonna head back to the motel.
361
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,653
I gotta go.
362
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,489
Why? Wait, wait, wait. We didn't even eat.
363
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,868
Shit. Come on, Hersch.
364
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,753
So, what I'll do, Gene, in New York,
365
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:17,799
I can basically, I can leave you
tickets to all three nights, man.
366
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,385
Cool?
367
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:24,431
-Can I ask you a question?
-Sure.
368
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,266
Do you like your fans?
369
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,101
What you talking about?
370
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:32,231
Because you treated
that guy Will like garbage.
371
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,692
-And he's a fan.
-No, Will's an asshole. He's not a fan.
372
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,778
You? You're a fan, Gene.
373
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:38,737
Mm.
374
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,199
Are you saying that
because you think it's true?
375
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:46,411
Or because I have a video
that you need me to erase?
376
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,879
-Enjoy your stay.
-Thank you.
377
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,056
-You're the manager?
-I am.
378
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:08,809
Seen this man?
379
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,396
Okay, Gene, look.
Am I concerned about the video? Yes.
380
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,397
Mm-hmm.
381
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,023
Yes, I am concerned.
382
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,402
But I'm not being nice to you
because you have the video.
383
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,611
-Really?
-Yes.
384
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,363
Then why you being nice to me?
385
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,408
I'm being nice to you
because you're a good dude, Gene.
386
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,535
You're cool as shit.
387
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,622
Will was different.
Will's got some shit with him.
388
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,750
You gotta understand,
every fan doesn't mean well.
389
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,294
That's because we're human.
390
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,713
And humans make mistakes.
391
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,464
We're not like you.
392
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:40,924
You're--
393
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,801
Kid, you're a superhero.
394
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,720
Gene. That's not true.
395
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,723
It's not true, man. I'm a regular guy.
396
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,808
-I make mistakes.
-Mm-hmm.
397
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,394
-Maybe this was a mistake.
-No, no, no.
398
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,479
You're saying this
because I have the video.
399
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,981
You weren't ready for me to--
400
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:59,192
You're saying that because I have
this video, you're trying to play me.
401
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,819
No, Gene. Gene. Look at me.
402
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,654
-You gotta calm down.
-No. No.
403
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,781
Maybe you think
all your fans are like Will.
404
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,200
That we're all just…
We're all just trying to attack you.
405
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:09,286
Huh?
406
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:12,080
I'm sorry, but hotel policy
prevents me from disclosing
407
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,458
any information about guests or residents.
408
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,836
No. The man in this picture
is my brother. Okay?
409
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,254
He was murdered.
410
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,924
And someone told us
that he was here a few nights ago.
411
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,345
The night he was murdered. So…
412
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,724
I'm gonna ask you one more time.
Have you seen him?
413
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:38,690
No. I've covered this entire week,
and I haven't seen him.
414
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:40,692
You notice?
415
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:42,986
-I did.
-There are two.
416
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,364
-Yes, over here too.
-Three.
417
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:47,783
-Yeah.
-Leave that picture with me.
418
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:51,203
And a number.
I will ask the other workers.
419
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:55,082
And call you
if anything is said to the contrary.
420
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:57,167
Thanks very much. I'd appreciate it.
421
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:00,921
Hey.
422
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,924
Famous people stay here, yeah?
423
00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,885
Naturally, we are the Four Seasons.
424
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,347
-Well, naturally.
-My condolences about your brother.
425
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,057
Thank you.
426
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,859
I made a mistake at the hospital.
427
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,445
Weren't you mad at me, Kid?
428
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:27,697
Huh?
429
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,661
I'm not even supposed
to have this stupid video.
430
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:38,750
The only reason I have it
is because I followed you that night,
431
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,378
so I can apologize for upsetting you!
432
00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,382
I didn't wanna upset you.
433
00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:48,969
Look what you did.
434
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,559
If I showed this video to anyone,
if I sent it to anyone…
435
00:23:58,311 --> 00:23:59,855
your life will be ruined.
436
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,149
You'd go to jail.
437
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,361
Everyone who loves you
would be so ashamed.
438
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:15,996
If you sent that video out,
what kind of fan would you be?
439
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:20,542
If you know something
that can hurt somebody
440
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,752
and you still go and do it anyway,
441
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:23,879
are you being a fan?
442
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,131
Are you being a friend,
443
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:29,176
or are you
taking advantage of a situation?
444
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,386
Will took advantage of a situation.
445
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:36,975
You only have that video because
my brother took advantage of a situation.
446
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,854
Do you understand that, Gene?
They took advantage.
447
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,565
If you wanna go ahead do it, then do it.
448
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,694
But do not say I was mistreating a fan.
449
00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,613
You tell the truth, okay?
450
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,865
Make sure you tell the truth.
451
00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:54,284
That I was being a regular guy.
452
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:58,121
Whether you wanna accept
that or not, Gene, I'm human.
453
00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,414
I'm not a superhero.
454
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,917
I'm a regular guy.
455
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,793
I made a mistake.
456
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,256
I made a mistake, Gene.
457
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:13,595
That's the worst night of my life,
when I made that mistake. I know that!
458
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,681
You telling me
I don't deserve a second chance?
459
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,184
Is that what you're saying to me, Gene?
460
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:31,738
Well, I would never hurt you.
461
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,245
'Cause the world needs you.
462
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,459
I need you.
463
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,848
I guess I just
saw myself in that guy Will.
464
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:00,684
I understand.
465
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,936
But our relationship is different.
466
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,021
-Okay?
-Yeah.
467
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,067
Can I still go to New York?
468
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:12,696
Yes, you can come
to the whole East Coast leg of the tour.
469
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:14,072
You can be a part of it.
470
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,160
As "Behind the Scenes Gene"?
471
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,205
As "Behind the Scenes Gene."
472
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,334
Here.
473
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,924
-Um…
-Come here. Come here.
474
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:34,926
It's all right.
475
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,845
-I'm sorry.
-No, it's okay.
476
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,556
You did good, man. All right?
477
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,267
-You are a superhero.
-No.
478
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,227
Hey.
479
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:45,645
Thank you.
480
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:48,565
My guy.
481
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:50,859
Your guy.
482
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,454
You all right?
483
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:06,583
Yeah.
484
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:12,464
I mean, he kinda lost it for a minute.
But we got it worked out.
485
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,342
My man's kinda crazy, ain't he?
486
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,509
A little bit.
487
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:18,887
Actually, a lot of bit.
488
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,098
I deal with fans day in, day out.
489
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:25,727
I forget something about what I do
makes them feel good about themselves.
490
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,646
Gene did that for you tonight?
491
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:28,688
He did.
492
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,819
He definitely did.
493
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,294
Yeah?
494
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,671
Yo, video's gone?
495
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,465
Believe it or not, it is.
496
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,052
Did your guys
find what they were looking for?
497
00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:01,638
No, but they ain't stopped looking.
498
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:03,890
-I got you. Let's talk tomorrow.
-One.
499
00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:05,475
Was that C?
500
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,644
Y'all good?
501
00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:09,604
I think we will be.
502
00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:36,756
Damn.
503
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,600
I told y'all, red carpets
and everything, get used to seeing him.
504
00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:51,187
Thank you, guys. Thank you.
505
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:55,859
Yes, yes, yes.
506
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:58,445
Look, this is my brother
without the melanin, right here.
507
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,572
My guy. I told y'all.
508
00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:05,910
Gene, you're startin' to look like me.
Except the complexion difference and all.
509
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:10,165
What, you got 600,000 new followers now?
Go, Gene. Go, man!
510
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,835
Yo, bro, stop stealing my shine. Come on.
511
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:51,289
…go up for a minute,
when I've done that,
512
00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:52,832
it's all me and this guy.
513
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,084
I'm talking restaurants, great food,
514
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,795
-great conversation.
515
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,714
We're gonna build, man. I'm--
516
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,642
-Hey, Carlton.
-Yo. What's up?
517
00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:12,936
-Everything okay? Kid?
-Can I--? Yeah.
518
00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:14,938
No, I just came to apologize, man,
519
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:18,149
for treating you like you was
a crazed stalker the other day.
520
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:22,195
-Sometimes I get protective of my brother.
-You were a little mean, but…
521
00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:25,698
You know, he told me that you
got rid of the video and everything.
522
00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:30,245
-You did get rid of the video, right?
-Yeah. Deleted completely from my phone.
523
00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:32,664
Right, right. See, that's smart.
524
00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:34,290
Smart. Smart.
525
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,543
'Cause we gotta do
whatever we can to keep him safe.
526
00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:37,752
Not just him.
527
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:40,046
You and him.
528
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:41,589
Yeah…
529
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:45,718
But I assure you,
your and Kid's secret is safe with me.
530
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,847
Good, because I told him
that if you have his back,
531
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,348
then he should show you love.
532
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:51,808
Yeah.
533
00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:54,018
And that's what he did.
534
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:56,563
It's a gift for you, man.
535
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:05,738
Oh, my goodness.
536
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:10,368
But this is a Rolex Submariner!
Do you know how expensive this is?
537
00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:11,911
Oh, I damn sure do.
538
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,913
-Yeah.
539
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:18,960
Holy.
540
00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,046
Oh, my goodness.
541
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,215
Hey, Gene, man. You know, like…
542
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:28,094
I get why I love my brother,
but what is all of this?
543
00:31:28,177 --> 00:31:29,846
Why you love him so much?
544
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,682
Oh…
545
00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:38,730
Your brother saved my life.
546
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,443
My sister, Angie…
547
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:46,529
battled cancer.
548
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:49,991
Lost it.
549
00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:54,996
Um, Kid was the only thing
that kept the smile on her face.
550
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:58,207
After she died, uh…
551
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,377
things got really dark for me.
552
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,964
Until I put on Kid's Laugh 'Til You Cry.
553
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,135
Kept me from hurting myself.
554
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:11,763
Kept me sane.
555
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,725
Whoa. Heavy.
556
00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:16,684
Mm.
557
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,896
Well, now he considers you family, so…
558
00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:26,069
Now that we're family…
559
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,864
can I ask you to do something for me?
560
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:33,409
What's up?
561
00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:37,372
Don't be a burden to Kid.
562
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:39,999
Lift him up.
563
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:42,752
Don't drag him down.
564
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:47,256
Okay.
565
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,551
You have a good night.
566
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:25,378
-Carlton.
-Yo.
567
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:26,963
What?
568
00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:30,550
I think I found the dude you looking for.
569
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:33,386
Yeah?
570
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:35,805
Yeah.