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‪你問我會不會覺得驚訝？

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‪我不知道

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‪也許有吧

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‪你也許以為自己認識一個人
‪因為你們曾同甘共苦

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‪或是因為你們一起長大

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‪但是要真正知道一個人腦海裡…

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‪或是心裡的想法…

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‪那是不可能的

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‪不可能

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‪以我為例，很多人以為他們認識我

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‪因為我讓他們歡笑
‪或是他們看過我的表演

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‪他們不會知道我是如何走到現在

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‪也不知道維持成功的難處

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‪當一個人已經無路可退

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‪必須用盡一切手段
‪守衛他們擁有的一切

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‪那時才能看到他們的本性

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‪或是他們的能耐

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‪要是知道了這一點…

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‪那也許…

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‪也許就能說自己認識他們

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‪但話說回頭…

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‪知道了那一切之後…

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‪你也許會希望自己不知道

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‪（第 1 章：喜劇之王）

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{\an8}‪（1週前）

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{\an8}‪-這邊請，小子
‪-我非常欣賞第一位來賓

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{\an8}‪他來過很多次了

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{\an8}‪他的新電影《反面時空》
‪現正於戲院上映

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{\an8}‪票房也快將突破十億美元

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{\an8}‪這週末他將會回到老家費城

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{\an8}‪也就是友愛之城

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{\an8}‪在那裡開始他的全球喜劇巡演
‪《我怎麼說的？》

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‪我們很榮幸邀請到他來做客

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‪我也很高興能把他稱為朋友

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‪橫跨喜劇、電視、電影的大明星
‪也是企業大亨

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‪還是熱心慈善的大帥哥

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‪請大家熱烈歡迎…

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‪搞笑小子

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‪謝謝

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‪然後我們看了《被盜之財》

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‪我和我太太笑翻了，我們看了兩次

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‪劇本是我寫的

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‪你知道嗎，小子？

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‪我第二次看的時候哭了
‪那個小孩的部分

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‪謝謝，我很感激

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‪我們要起飛了

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‪你有什麼需要，儘管開口

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‪我們飛越休士頓的時候，請告訴我

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‪也請打開飛機門，我有東西要扔出去

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‪他說的是我

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‪-不行
‪-不可以嗎？

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‪法例規定不能打開

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‪法例規定不可以

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‪我知道，我在開玩笑
‪我只是在鬧你

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‪-早安，赫歇爾，早安，比莉
‪-早

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‪看來我猜對了

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‪所有人都坐在頭等艙
‪除了讓小子更好笑的一個人

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‪-陶德
‪-好

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‪妳讓他變成最好笑，就可以上頭等艙

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‪那是我們團隊的規則

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‪今早的《艾倫秀》怎麼樣？

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‪-跟以前一樣，我去過20次了
‪-她愛你

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‪-一切如常，很棒
‪-我有話要跟你們說

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‪-有人來邀請我…
‪-不好意思

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‪那不是妳的位子吧？

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‪該死，你怎麼知道的？

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‪好，我要走了，但你們好好玩

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‪我們在討論笑話
‪如果笑話有人形…你看起來很棒

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‪-回頭見，比莉，在地上見
‪-妳今天真壞

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‪-今天真壞心
‪-別惹她

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‪我的天

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‪嘿，是你

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‪現在我懂了，你是保鑣吧？

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‪他是跟我一起的

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‪你來自費城

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‪我記得我唸大學的時候
‪在大笑之家看過你

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‪你知道你最好笑的笑話是什麼嗎？

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‪黑人說“黑鬼”的50種不同意義

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‪好笑，太好笑了

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‪“黑鬼！”

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‪“黑鬼！”

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‪你也許該先坐下

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‪嘿

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‪冷靜點，赫許，沒關係，他是粉絲

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‪他是有點太興奮，但還是個粉絲
‪你記得剛才那個女孩嗎？

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‪你剛剛跟她說話那個？
‪那笑話是她寫的

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‪太好笑了

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‪我會向她傳達你的讚賞

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‪我覺得你剛才的演繹方式
‪有點太激進了

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‪有點過火
‪但是我能理解，你想讓人記得

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‪我想告訴你，你成功了

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‪-你讓人記得了
‪-謝謝

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‪你可以放輕鬆

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‪拜託啦，我剛才有小心尾音

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‪-尾音正確就可以吧？
‪-不是

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‪不，其實沒有差別
‪你不如放輕鬆吧

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‪你竟然是坐一般客機

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‪-如果我有你的錢，我肯定會坐私人…
‪-拜託

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‪你該坐下了，我們快要起飛了

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‪你是他的經紀人？

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‪對哦

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‪-先生，請坐下
‪-沒問題

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‪-你講笑話，他就讓你發財吧？
‪-祝你飛行愉快

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‪不可思議

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‪不可思議

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‪我的手機沒電了，你有充電器嗎？

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‪我要用我的充電器
‪對不起，我在處理公事

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‪我可以傳訊息給飯店
‪要他們準備充電器

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‪-赫許，陶德沒用，你有充電器嗎？
‪-應該有，讓我看看

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‪嘿

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‪你可以用我的，兄弟

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‪記得還給我就行了

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‪不是我不信你，你就是你嘛

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‪-我是黑鬼
‪-對，你是我的黑鬼

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‪你不收斂點，我就把你打昏

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‪-赫許，拜託，赫許
‪-你聽到了嗎？

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‪那又有什麼意思？
‪下飛機就坐牢了，由他去吧

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‪小子！

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‪隔了很久，終於見到你了

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‪-你好嗎？你好嗎，基恩？
‪-我是基恩，對！

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‪我記得你

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‪嘿！我很好

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‪-現在你在巡演，我就更好了
‪-不錯

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‪恭喜《反面時空》票房快到十億了

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‪-我看過五次了
‪-謝謝

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‪這裡是我們的總統套房

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‪有兩間臥室，這邊是主臥

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‪-你的房間在哪？
‪-走廊過一點，聽覺範圍內

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‪-我要接這個電話，你可以嗎？
‪-沒問題

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‪-回頭見
‪-回頭見

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‪需要示範臥室的
‪燈光設計嗎？有點複雜

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‪不用了

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‪讓我看看另一間房間是怎樣

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‪以防我搞砸了這一間

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‪抱歉，平常不會這麼黑的

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‪好了，這樣好多…

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‪這是怎樣？

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‪這是什麼鬼東西？

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‪-這是什麼意思？拜託！
‪-我不知道，對不起

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‪-“對不起”？
‪-一定是某種玩笑

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‪-開誰的玩笑？我還是你？
‪-我不知道

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‪-我不覺得好笑
‪-搞什麼？

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‪你們在這裡做什麼？

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‪-你是誰？
‪-你是誰？

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‪-你為什麼會在我房間裡？
‪-你為什麼在我房間裡？

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‪-這是認真的嗎？
‪-我們不需要…

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‪-你在這裡幹嘛？
‪-他跟你是一夥的嗎？

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‪-不
‪-那表示你是我這邊的

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‪他過來，我們就打扁他

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‪-打扁我？
‪-“打扁他”？

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‪我們打扁他，就是那麼簡單

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‪-我不覺得我能打扁他
‪-這是街頭幹架

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‪我殺人坐了八年的牢，我才不怕

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‪這跟你或坐牢無關

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‪你要在我的女伴面前讓我丟臉？

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‪沒錯，你聽我說！

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‪嘿，老兄！街頭幹架！

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‪-來吧，有膽就來
‪-我們撲倒他

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‪-我他媽的數三聲
‪-放馬過來

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‪-一、二…
‪-來啊

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‪迪特瑪，來啊！三！

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‪快點，迪特瑪！

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‪拜託…

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‪怎麼了，卡爾頓？

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‪-你好嗎？
‪-怎麼了，兄弟？

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‪-怎麼了？
‪-這是我哥，他要住在這裡

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‪-我們在惡搞你
‪-原來如此

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‪-他常做這種事
‪-我跟我女友在惡搞你

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‪那樣的話，歡迎你入住費城四季酒店

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‪對，我也歡迎你

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‪拜託，吹氣娃娃？

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‪那是新招

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‪-沒錯，兄弟
‪-天啊

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‪我差點弄壞一個肺
‪才把那東西吹起來

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‪你知道他們的牆上
‪有寫著這裡的房價嗎？

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‪一晚五千美元

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‪我不用付錢，我好幾年沒付過房費了

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‪也許是特別寫在那裡
‪讓大家都知道這有多貴

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‪是一般人負擔不起的

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‪別忘了，這房間不是白來的
‪是我辛苦工作得來的

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‪我沒說你沒工作，你不用那麼敏感

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‪這樣吧，卡爾頓
‪很高興見到你

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‪我也很高興見到你

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‪你現在大紅大紫

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‪-沒錯
‪-力爭上游

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‪-巡迴演出
‪-沒錯

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‪有小孩電影上映，大爆紅

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‪那不是小孩電影，卡爾頓
‪是超級英雄電影

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‪一部票房逼近十億美元的
‪超級英雄電影

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‪厲害哦，我沒去看

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‪我本來想要看，但我不喜歡那種電影

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‪不是你的電影？
‪你不是說是小孩電影嗎？

194
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,663
‪肯定是小孩電影
‪你的電影不可能有十億票房

195
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,625
‪對，小孩電影

196
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,169
‪克里斯汀喜歡嗎？

197
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,505
‪我做什麼他都喜歡

198
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:34,800
‪真的嗎？也許他那樣說
‪只是出於好意

199
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,011
‪我兒子為什麼要騙我？

200
00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:43,934
‪這樣吧，不管你有沒有看
‪喜不喜歡都沒關係

201
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,729
‪電影公司要給我兩千五百萬
‪找我去拍續集

202
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,481
‪-可惡
‪-所以肯定有人喜歡

203
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:52,151
‪對哦，那很好，他們當然會那樣做

204
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,861
‪因為小孩最喜歡那種東西

205
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,031
‪這是第三還是第四部“小孩電影”？

206
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,784
‪我都數不清了

207
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,162
‪餐廳的事我很遺憾

208
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,040
‪我們還沒完蛋

209
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:11,253
‪只是要想想辦法，我們還沒完蛋

210
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,176
‪-我還有酒牌
‪-但你沒有餐廳

211
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,137
‪但只要我還有酒牌，就能東山再起

212
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,599
‪酒牌沒有餐廳就沒有意義

213
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,393
‪你現在欠款多少了？130萬？

214
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:26,811
‪結束了

215
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:30,606
‪不，還沒結束
‪我知道我們欠債很多，但是你要知道

216
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,859
‪酒牌是不能轉換的

217
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,362
‪那已經值40、50萬

218
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:37,905
‪我們沒事的

219
00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:39,740
‪泰瑞告訴我，你跟他要60萬美元

220
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,867
‪-泰瑞他態度很差
‪-廢話少說

221
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,619
‪-泰瑞那是什麼態度？
‪-別說了

222
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,538
‪-我真想教訓那傢伙
‪-夠了，卡爾頓

223
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,082
‪60萬？

224
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:51,419
‪聽著，要花錢才能賺錢，對吧？

225
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,336
‪你懂的

226
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,797
‪你什麼時候賺過錢？

227
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,093
‪說說你什麼時候賺過錢

228
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,012
‪你開過洗車店

229
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:05,850
‪還有兌現支票的店，但不停被搶劫

230
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:09,145
‪現在是餐廳，重點已經不是錢

231
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,397
‪嘿，我知道

232
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,482
‪我知道我有搞砸過

233
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,360
‪我也不是想一直拖累你

234
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,279
‪這樣吧，別說了

235
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:21,782
‪我剛來到這裡，住進酒店
‪剛見到我哥，我不想聊這個

236
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,242
‪-對
‪-我們好好玩吧

237
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,953
‪-對，沒錯，對
‪-對吧？

238
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,414
‪所有兄弟，朋友們今晚都會來

239
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:30,082
‪那才像話

240
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,960
‪大家都會來？格斯也會來嗎？

241
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:37,256
‪我很久沒見過格斯了
‪我想念格斯，他很愛講屁話

242
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,508
‪-格斯不會來
‪-為什麼？

243
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,760
‪格斯死了

244
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,179
‪什麼意思？格斯死了？什麼？

245
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,140
‪沒人告訴我格斯死了
‪你為什麼不告訴我？

246
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,184
‪因為格斯還沒死！

247
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,274
‪-好，厲害
‪-偶爾一次吧？

248
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:58,235
‪我叫你穿衣服，你今晚就穿這個？

249
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,446
‪-這樣不行嗎？
‪-你要穿這個也沒差

250
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,615
‪-要穿正式西裝嗎？
‪-不，你喜歡就好

251
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,074
‪那是你的選擇，我不管你

252
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,327
‪我去換衣服

253
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,871
‪我很快回來

254
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,290
‪-我們今晚會玩得很開心
‪-對

255
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,423
‪看來他開始習慣我們分開了

256
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,343
{\an8}‪看來是，但他想來看你巡演

257
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,721
{\an8}‪我很樂意，但我不知道如何安排

258
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:30,726
{\an8}‪我不希望他認為
‪我冷落了他和他的需求

259
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,146
{\an8}‪現在妳又是單親媽媽
‪我得多點參與照顧

260
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,983
‪最佳離婚夫婦的得獎者是…

261
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,487
‪如果可以做到，我們就得盡力做好

262
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,907
‪問一下妳的意見
‪妳覺得這個笑話怎麼樣？

263
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,076
‪我兒子的朋友都以為
‪我真的是超級英雄

264
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,161
‪現在那些小屁孩全都想找我打架

265
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:51,580
‪不行

266
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,998
‪讓我換一下說法

267
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,377
‪我兒子的朋友都以為
‪我真的是超級英雄，現在…

268
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,087
‪對，算了

269
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,797
‪太蠢了，扔掉

270
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,424
‪我要走了，告訴克里斯汀
‪我愛他，我很想他

271
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,927
‪他是我的一切，以上皆是，好吧？

272
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:05,970
‪我會的

273
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,513
‪-聽著
‪-嗯

274
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:11,267
‪你緊張嗎？你很久沒表演了

275
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,895
‪我問妳一個笑話的意見
‪妳就覺得我緊張？

276
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,772
‪演唱會不會讓我緊張

277
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,692
‪我會不會覺得心煩？
‪那會是更好的問題

278
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,862
‪我是很心煩，在收拾卡爾頓的殘局

279
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,530
‪小子，我們得去試音了

280
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,241
‪好，給我兩分鐘，赫許，我馬上過去

281
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:31,287
‪-認真的，我得走了，小莫
‪-祝你好運，寶貝要買新鞋子！

282
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:35,624
‪寶貝已經有一棟一千七百萬的房子
‪寶貝可以滾蛋去，再見

283
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,129
‪費城的各位，信不信由你
‪但是我的表演時間到此為止

284
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,381
‪你們已經知道下一位是誰！

285
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:45,301
‪他是整個業界最搞笑的混蛋之一

286
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,429
‪他的電影電影賺了數十億美元

287
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:52,349
‪這黑鬼在全球各地表演喜劇

288
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,769
‪-好吧，上場時間
‪-好戲上場了

289
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,772
‪大家都知道要怎樣，來個擁抱

290
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,608
‪-我們來祈禱吧
‪-沒錯

291
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,527
‪來了，好吧，親愛的上帝

292
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,322
‪讓這些笑話好笑
‪也讓評價正面，阿門

293
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,325
‪阿門，評價正面

294
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,493
‪每次的評價都很正面，行嗎？

295
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,203
‪-加油！
‪-沒問題

296
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,081
‪-我還想續杯呢
‪-他們準備好了嗎？

297
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,750
‪-他們準備好了
‪-好兄弟

298
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:21,462
‪你們預備好享受今晚了嗎？

299
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,506
‪費城的觀眾，你們好嗎？

300
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,968
‪你們準備好享受今晚了嗎？

301
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,012
‪這樣還不夠 ，我聽不見

302
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,264
‪我問你們，準備好享受今晚了嗎？

303
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,938
‪-真是不可思議
‪-感覺真好

304
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,065
‪-是嗎？那真的…
‪-太棒了

305
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,567
‪-太棒了
‪-太棒了

306
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,445
‪你哥哥和他的朋友們在後台

307
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,781
‪-我跟他們打過招呼，他們在角落
‪-好

308
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,909
‪讓我先說一句話，行嗎？

309
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,036
‪卡爾頓每次都會這樣子

310
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,830
‪貴賓室不夠好
‪所以我替他弄了一個超貴賓室

311
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,666
‪我根本不知道那是什麼，隨口說的

312
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:02,169
‪我看著你縱容他，你都不會縱容別人

313
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,129
‪你別管那麼多了

314
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,633
‪拜託，別管了

315
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,802
‪我知道怎麼應對我哥

316
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,846
‪-我真的知道
‪-是沒錯，好的

317
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,516
‪我知道黑人的家庭角力
‪對你來說很困難

318
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,018
‪我可是來自德州的猶太人
‪我很懂瘋狂家庭

319
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,145
‪講笑話交給我，陶德

320
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,356
‪-認真的，聽我說
‪-你不用…

321
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,440
‪-不
‪-好吧

322
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,733
‪看著我的眼睛

323
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:29,405
‪我答應你，過了今晚以後
‪卡爾頓不會再搞砸我的人生

324
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,906
‪-好嗎？
‪-謝謝

325
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,201
‪-我愛你，小子
‪-我也愛你

326
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,662
‪我出去跟他們一起

327
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,460
‪陶德，他為什麼把我的笑話都刪掉？

328
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:47,131
‪這又不是第一次了，順流而行就好

329
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,716
‪我也許有個不同的流向

330
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,179
‪什麼流向？澄清一下

331
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,390
‪之前我在飛機上就想跟你們說了

332
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,684
‪我不會一直寫一些
‪被人棄而不用的笑料

333
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,437
‪我也有新的工作機會
‪可以發揮我的才能

334
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,357
‪-什麼新工作機會？
‪-替威爾法洛寫劇本

335
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,403
‪他看了我的劇本，覺得喜歡
‪想要我替他寫一本

336
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:10,446
‪好吧

337
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,073
‪我覺得我得告訴小子

338
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,908
‪說妳要離開節目？

339
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,995
‪如果他不使用我的笑料
‪我留在這裡也沒意思

340
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,913
‪抱歉，妳不能離開

341
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,832
‪因為我對他太有價值嗎？

342
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,375
‪他就有那麼需要我的笑料嗎？

343
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,836
‪不只是妳的笑話，還有妳的言談

344
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,172
‪妳的存在，我們是一個小家庭

345
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,466
‪妳會嗆他，讓他腳踏實地

346
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,594
‪而且還讓妳得到豐厚報酬

347
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,097
‪-我能給妳一個建議嗎？
‪-好

348
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,142
‪但如果你叫我冷靜
‪喝一杯之類的，我就把你的雙眼戳掉

349
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,393
‪妳可以兩者兼得

350
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,521
‪接下那邊的工作，別說出去
‪繼續爭取妳的笑料被採用

351
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,107
‪好吧

352
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,319
‪好吧，但他必須知道我兩者兼顧

353
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,113
‪也可以，但妳讓我找個時機告訴他

354
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,031
‪當然

355
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:55,866
‪-晚安
‪-謝謝

356
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,743
‪-恭喜妳
‪-對啦

357
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,457
‪嘿…

358
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,834
‪-你好嗎，兄弟？
‪-你好嗎？

359
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,169
‪不錯

360
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,671
‪好兄弟，謝謝

361
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,756
‪你好嗎？

362
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:11,965
‪-還不錯
‪-好嗎？

363
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,926
‪喜歡表演嗎？我很高興

364
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,101
‪來了

365
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,685
‪來吧

366
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,439
‪-你！
‪-喂！

367
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,149
‪喂！

368
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,944
‪你們好嗎？

369
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,571
‪-你好，很高興見到你
‪-好久不見

370
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,282
‪-很高興見到你，格斯
‪-好兄弟

371
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,536
‪-真的好久沒見了
‪-該死！

372
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,329
‪-老兄
‪-你們過得如何？

373
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,124
‪-沒你那麼好，比卡爾頓好一點
‪-少來了

374
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,543
‪-拜託
‪-隨便啦

375
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,711
‪我們有什麼打算？

376
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,964
‪還要問嗎？我們當然要去夜店

377
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,676
‪-你會來吧，超級巨星？
‪-夜店？跟你們這些小混混？

378
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:59,179
‪不，我弟弟知道
‪如何讓自己脫離犯罪現場

379
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,392
‪而且他的監護人也在

380
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,309
‪對

381
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,603
‪-你會覺得彆扭嗎？
‪-你看他多死板

382
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,855
‪不用多說

383
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,150
‪我不想讓你們覺得不自在

384
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,111
‪讓我們獨處一下，謝謝

385
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,989
‪這樣好點了嗎？可以嗎？

386
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:20,033
‪我們要喝點酒，我去拿，來吧

387
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,244
‪對啊，來，我們去喝酒

388
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,662
‪-喝酒？
‪-喝烈的吧？

389
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,456
‪-好，要頂級的伏特加
‪-對

390
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,791
‪去拿伏特加

391
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:32,671
‪我先跟你說一下，我不想亂喝

392
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,922
‪我戒酒六個月了

393
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,342
‪你破戒那麼多次，我忘了

394
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:41,221
‪我們沒了你就無法慶祝
‪來吧，喝一點點就好

395
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,973
‪一點點就好

396
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:46,768
‪好吧，來敬我弟弟一杯

397
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,479
‪-他總是會支持我
‪-沒錯

398
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,023
‪-說得好
‪-沒錯

399
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:51,940
‪好兄弟

400
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,280
‪好啊

401
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,657
‪加滿！

402
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,661
‪就是這樣，一杯接一杯

403
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,371
‪-沒錯
‪-一杯接一杯

404
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,541
‪那樣才對啊，好兄弟！

405
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,919
‪你是怎麼了？快喝完

406
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,464
‪是要替你加奶嘴嗎？
‪快點，喝掉

407
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,717
‪可以加點鹽，用奶瓶，快喝啊

408
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,177
‪快點，快跟上

409
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,262
‪-來吧
‪-一起乾杯

410
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:33,190
‪-那才像樣嘛！
‪-這樣才對

411
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,234
‪-就像以前那樣
‪-我們來玩個盡興

412
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,569
‪失陪一下

413
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,655
‪好吧

414
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:41,990
‪來了

415
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,992
‪等一下

416
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,161
‪我們前幾天去看你的電影

417
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,913
‪有一半的笑料都沒聽見

418
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:51,166
‪因為卡爾頓在捧腹大笑

419
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,543
‪-卡爾頓有那樣子？
‪-對，卡爾頓

420
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,880
‪他沒跟你說他去看了嗎？

421
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,799
‪為什麼這麼說？

422
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:02,344
‪當然不是，他有跟我說
‪他說你們去看了，看得很盡興

423
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,553
‪他說他很喜歡

424
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,973
‪-對，真的超棒的
‪-謝謝

425
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,141
‪-以你為榮
‪-少來了

426
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,686
‪-這對我意義重大
‪-你一路走來了

427
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,815
‪向你們介紹我幾位朋友

428
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,110
‪謝謝妳們抽空過來，我很感激

429
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:21,238
‪我們不需要去夜店
‪我在這裡就準備了夜店

430
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,825
‪沒錯，女士們
‪妳們知道這是誰吧？

431
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,452
‪-當然了
‪-去吧，介紹自己

432
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,912
‪我可以跟你合照嗎？

433
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,999
‪-可以嗎？謝謝
‪-可以

434
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,504
‪我喜歡，謝謝

435
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:39,881
‪抱歉，那…

436
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,721
‪喝一杯，一杯就好

437
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,731
‪-好
‪-一起來

438
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,232
‪-好
‪-再來

439
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,318
‪-再來，媽的，等一下
‪-好

440
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,695
‪厲害

441
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,364
‪所以呢？

442
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,951
‪太瘋狂了，真不敢相信
‪妳竟然讓我喝成這樣，該死

443
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,288
‪-妳很酷，給我一點時間
‪-好

444
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,664
‪嘿

445
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,334
‪我得離開這裡

446
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:19,004
‪-你已經喝了一口了
‪-不

447
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:23,425
‪聽著，我已經很久沒喝這麼多
‪我已經戒酒一陣子了

448
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,802
‪這件事我們保密就好，行嗎？

449
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:30,265
‪-再說，我需要助攻
‪-你需要助攻嗎？

450
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,602
‪對，我需要助攻
‪你不能離開，你得留下

451
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,688
‪你要我留下，我就留下

452
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,775
‪但我不會待一整晚，不能那樣做

453
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,361
‪-我再待一下子吧
‪-我的天

454
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,196
‪我愛你

455
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:48,367
‪-別這樣，我愛你
‪-我也愛你

456
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,326
‪還有…

457
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:53,372
‪我不是故意讓你失望的，我很抱歉

458
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,582
‪全部都是

459
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:02,422
‪也許我們明天可以聊聊錢的事情？

460
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,884
‪我可以拯救這間餐廳

461
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:09,137
‪聽著，我明白你的意思

462
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:14,142
‪但你也得明白我的意思

463
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,560
‪你沒有讓我失望

464
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,897
‪你哪有讓我失望？
‪我沒說過你讓我失望

465
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,232
‪那是你自己一直說的

466
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,191
‪好吧

467
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,902
‪但你一直說你需要

468
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,195
‪“我需要這個”

469
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,656
‪你不是需要，你只是想要

470
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:30,951
‪“需要”和“想要”的分別很大

471
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:35,080
‪也許這整件事發生也是有原因的

472
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:39,334
‪為了讓你看清楚，你懂我的意思嗎？

473
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,921
‪讓你有不同的看法

474
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,550
‪對

475
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:49,136
‪但我們是來替你慶祝的，好嗎？

476
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,346
‪-要替我慶祝？
‪-替你慶祝

477
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,347
‪我喜歡

478
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,474
‪嘿，問你一下

479
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,227
‪我知道我要替你助攻
‪但我問你一下

480
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,228
‪她可愛嗎？

481
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,940
‪-我覺得她很可愛
‪-對，她很可愛

482
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,952
‪小子？小子，快醒來

483
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:14,911
‪醒醒

484
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,247
‪快醒來，快點

485
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,082
‪快起來

486
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,751
‪你在幹嘛？為什麼要叫我？

487
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,295
‪滾出我的房間

488
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,922
‪-你他媽的在幹什麼？怎麼了？
‪-快點

489
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:28,884
‪你在幹嘛？怎麼了？

490
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,595
‪-你嗑了什麼？
‪-我什麼都沒嗑

491
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:34,055
‪-你給了她什麼？
‪-我什麼都沒給她

492
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,183
‪-你到底在說什麼？
‪-該死

493
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,018
‪怎麼了？

494
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,729
‪-有什麼問題？
‪-我們出了點狀況

495
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,647
‪-什麼狀況？
‪-她死了

496
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,066
‪她死了

497
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:51,823
‪什麼意思，她死了？

498
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,950
‪你怎麼知道她沒有呼吸？
‪你檢查過了嗎？

499
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,161
‪卡爾頓，你有沒有檢查？

500
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,915
‪奧施康定，這可不是蓋的

501
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,000
‪我要叫救護車

502
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,628
‪-我要叫救護車
‪-不行

503
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:07,214
‪讓我叫救護車，你剛剛說她…

504
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:11,009
‪你叫救護車的話，他們會報警

505
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,512
‪他們會報警

506
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:25,148
‪-她有沒有小孩？
‪-我怎麼知道她有沒有小孩？

507
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,986
‪她有跟我們拍照嗎？

508
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,446
‪有人看到她跟我們走嗎？

509
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,533
‪大家都有看到你離開，回來酒店

510
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:35,659
‪當然有人看到

511
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:39,621
‪我告訴你，你的下一步
‪要謀定而後動

512
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,999
‪-我得去拿電話
‪-你他媽的在幹什麼？

513
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:47,587
‪你以為這是酒駕之類的嗎？

514
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,798
‪隨便在推特發些鳥話？

515
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,049
‪那可是一具屍體

516
00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:54,511
‪我很清楚現在的情況

517
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:57,222
‪但至少讓我去拿手機，打給陶德

518
00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:01,226
‪陶德可以過來，幫我們想辦法

519
00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,186
‪不，你不能去找輔導員

520
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,772
‪跟你花幾個星期慢慢討論

521
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:08,400
‪有個女人死在你的床上了

522
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,026
‪就在你旁邊！

523
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,281
‪媽的

524
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:21,705
‪我搞砸了

525
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,250
‪我真的搞砸了

526
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,167
‪該死

527
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,878
‪交給我，我來處理

528
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:31,590
‪什麼意思？那是什麼意思？

529
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,842
‪你明白這個狀況嗎？

530
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:39,931
‪我辛苦爭取的一切
‪我的所有努力都完了

531
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,350
‪完蛋了

532
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,562
‪全部扔進垃圾桶去吧
‪我要怎麼告訴小莫？

533
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:48,773
‪怎麼向克里斯汀解釋？

534
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:54,029
‪我得打電話，找個人來幫我們

535
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,948
‪幫我們處理這一切

536
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,451
‪你得閉嘴，我說我能搞定

537
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,623
‪卡爾頓，你打算怎麼做？

538
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:08,877
‪好

539
00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:18,511
‪我們跟警察說，她是跟我一起的

540
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:23,224
‪是我把她帶回來
‪你去了你的房間，我們去了我的房間

541
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,353
‪然後她在我房間裡服毒過量

542
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,980
‪你什麼都不知道

543
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:33,026
‪那樣警察要抓人的話，就會抓我

544
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,904
‪我已經有案底，沒有人會懷疑

545
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,238
‪懂我意思嗎？

546
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,575
‪就這樣

547
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:44,245
‪那樣就能讓你置身事外

548
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,711
‪那就是你的計畫嗎？

549
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:54,255
‪對

550
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,680
‪他們不會信你這套說法

551
00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:07,060
‪絕對不會信你這套，即使警察信了你

552
00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,812
‪媒體還是會大造文章

553
00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:10,980
‪“有個女生在小子的房間裡死了”

554
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:14,192
‪那是頭條新聞，電視上也會那樣說

555
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:18,238
‪-電視上的新聞也會那樣報導
‪-好吧

556
00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,115
‪那你來想個更好的辦法

557
00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:27,872
‪我應該按原定計劃去做

558
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,040
‪什麼計劃？

559
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,751
‪我不該喝酒的

560
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:36,089
‪跟你說實話，叫你該振作起來了

561
00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:40,218
‪別管那間餐廳了，別管了

562
00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:45,014
‪我搞砸了，我一看到她
‪直覺就叫我：“快走”

563
00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:46,766
‪它說：“快點離開，滾出去”

564
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,769
‪別把直覺和性慾搞混了

565
00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:54,482
‪我說過了，你得想個更好的辦法

566
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,192
‪你有辦法的話

567
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:58,987
‪如果你要搞這齣，那就別扯上我

568
00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:07,912
‪他們不會相信你的計畫，卡爾頓

569
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:11,750
‪但我同意，這件事不能跟陶德說

570
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,138
‪也許還有別的方法

571
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,225
‪-什麼意思？
‪-我打給一個熟人

572
00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:33,354
‪-等等
‪-你剛剛才說不能找任何人

573
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,315
‪現在你又說要去找人？

574
00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:37,400
‪我打電話給我認識的一個希臘黑幫

575
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,819
‪-他知道該怎麼處理
‪-我不知道

576
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,780
‪-你不知道？
‪-我不知道

577
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,700
‪聽著，你不相信我，就直接說

578
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,119
‪你對我沒有信心，你就說吧

579
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,915
‪你這樣猶豫不決，就死定了

580
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:54,918
‪七小時前，你還是
‪自艾迪墨菲以來最紅的明星

581
00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:57,504
‪現在你快要變成
‪最惡名昭彰的一個人

582
00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,589
‪你覺得你的粉絲們會理解嗎？

583
00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,050
‪你能熬過這一切嗎？
‪你不需要這種風波

584
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:05,929
‪小子，我告訴你，你不需要這種風波
‪我能搞定，好嗎？

585
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:13,144
‪聽我說，你不能搞砸

586
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:15,772
‪千萬不能

587
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:21,486
‪這次千萬不能讓我失望

588
00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:25,698
‪老媽常說，上帝不會讓我們
‪面對我們無法克服的挑戰

589
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:28,660
‪來吧

590
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,164
{\an8}‪（四季酒店）

591
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,085
‪這個傢伙會做什麼？

592
00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:41,548
‪你知道得越少越好

593
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,634
‪冷靜點，他到了就會打電話給我

594
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:52,141
‪你不是說他會打電話嗎？

595
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,146
‪你得去開門

596
00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,315
‪你得去開門

597
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,778
‪嘿，你好嗎，赫許？

598
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,197
‪我想在睡前看看小子的情況

599
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,032
‪對，他很好

600
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,660
‪他跟那個女的聊得正開心

601
00:31:10,743 --> 00:31:12,078
‪一切都很順利

602
00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:14,706
‪我們想讓他盡量遠離那種事

603
00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:16,541
‪他很快就會成為億萬富豪，得當心

604
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,501
‪聽著

605
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,214
‪我這裡也有一個小妞，我想…

606
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,383
‪盡快回去完事，懂嗎？

607
00:31:25,466 --> 00:31:27,719
‪好，他要在八點前出發

608
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:29,929
‪-八點
‪-他要出席放映會

609
00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:32,515
‪好的，放映會，知道了

610
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:34,601
‪行，跟陶德說一切都沒問題

611
00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:36,769
‪他跟那個女的聊開了，今晚不會出去

612
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:39,772
‪-那好吧，再見
‪-可以了，再見，回頭見

613
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,608
‪-八點
‪-對，八點

614
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:46,237
‪馬屁精，嚇死我了

615
00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:50,575
‪-放映會是怎麼回事？
‪-該死，是男孩女孩俱樂部

616
00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:52,368
‪他們舉辦了《反面時空》的放映會

617
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:54,287
‪對

618
00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:01,628
‪嘿

619
00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:03,963
‪你到了？

620
00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,049
‪好吧，1437號房

621
00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:08,176
‪好

622
00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:10,887
‪好，他來了

623
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:19,145
‪好，現在派對開始了
‪你好嗎，卡爾頓？

624
00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:21,439
‪有人看到你嗎？

625
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,776
‪有，但他們不知道我是來幹嘛的
‪所以不用管他們

626
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:29,906
‪他常說你是他弟弟

627
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:31,991
‪我以為他是胡扯的，一直都不相信

628
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,661
‪但我現在能見到他，因為他殺了人

629
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,371
‪他的幽默感很怪

630
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:39,624
‪小子，這是阿里
‪阿里，這是小子，我弟弟

631
00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:42,043
‪-你好，卡爾頓的弟弟
‪-我沒有殺人

632
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,087
‪他沒殺人？

633
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,215
‪睡美人在哪裡？

634
00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:49,842
‪-在臥室
‪-當然

635
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,762
‪-意外還是八卦？
‪-意外

636
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:55,014
‪對，大家都那樣說

637
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:59,227
‪直到他們洗清罪名或寫自傳之類的

638
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:02,063
‪名人，很有趣吧？

639
00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:05,817
‪-你的笑話很爛
‪-哈囉？親愛的，我回來了

640
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:10,029
‪他的幽默感很扭曲
‪但他很可靠，他是專業的

641
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,866
‪他是專業的，還是想當諧星？

642
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:17,161
‪那是怎樣？他覺得很好笑嗎？

643
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,914
‪她死了，死得很徹底

644
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,541
‪所以我們要這樣做

645
00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:24,544
‪我們要訂兩個人的客房服務

646
00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:27,964
‪我們要點兩分牛排
‪兩顆雞蛋，要點果汁

647
00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:30,508
‪薯餅，你喜歡薯餅嗎？一點培根

648
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:32,176
‪茶和咖啡

649
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,096
‪還有一個起司漢堡，好吧？

650
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:38,433
‪然後我要你去20街和商業街的交界

651
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,643
‪你會找到一輛米色的克萊斯勒300

652
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:45,231
‪我要你把車開進
‪卡斯柏特街的服務入口

653
00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:49,277
‪把車子往西面停好
‪離開黃色的雙門6公尺

654
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:54,115
‪最重要的是，聽我說
‪你要從19街倒車進去

655
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,951
‪為什麼？因為大通銀行有攝影機

656
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,494
‪那張臉真讓我受不了

657
00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:02,832
‪-真的…總之，你懂了嗎？
‪-知道了

658
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,043
‪是嗎？卡爾頓，你懂了嗎？

659
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,671
‪他懂了，小鬼，你信神嗎？

660
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:10,798
‪-什麼？
‪-上帝，你相信上帝嗎？

661
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,553
‪你不必相信上帝，也能相信天使

662
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,472
‪把我當成你的天使

663
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:21,601
‪在你最黑暗的時刻，出現在你面前

664
00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:23,102
‪指引你度過難關

665
00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,730
‪然後被你逐漸淡忘

666
00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:28,357
‪很不錯吧？

667
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:31,194
‪不

668
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,363
‪你那樣說，一點都不好

669
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:37,325
‪好吧，完成以後就很好

670
00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:40,453
‪好，我下單了

671
00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:44,207
‪小子，你得保持冷靜，行嗎？

672
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,876
‪送餐服務來的時候
‪你不能擺出這副表情

673
00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:48,169
‪什麼表情？

674
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:53,382
‪“有個女生跟我上床
‪然後在我房間死了”的表情

675
00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:55,885
‪阿里，小子跟這件事無關

676
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:57,470
‪交給我就好

677
00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:01,933
‪你們準備餐車和車子

678
00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:04,102
‪我進去開始工作

679
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,605
‪你要在裡面做什麼？

680
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,734
‪她需要一點幫助，才能擠進餐車裡

681
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,111
‪畫面會有點難看

682
00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:16,322
‪但是如果你有那種癖好
‪也可以進來看

683
00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,991
‪-搞什麼？他在玩嗎？
‪-住手！

684
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:20,743
‪-他在玩嗎？
‪-去我的房間

685
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,620
‪-他覺得這是遊戲嗎？
‪-進去我房間

686
00:35:22,703 --> 00:35:23,996
‪這就是我他媽的人生

687
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,374
‪-走吧
‪-他還說那是我的癖好？

688
00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:27,917
‪-來吧
‪-卡爾頓，這不是…

689
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,710
‪-他在鬧著玩
‪-進去吧

690
00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:33,923
‪在這裡冷靜一下，很快就沒事了

691
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:43,516
‪我怎麼會惹上這種事？

692
00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:42,533
‪我希望你…

693
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:44,493
‪靠近我…你唱高音，我唱低音

694
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,413
‪你唱“靠近我” ，我唱“靠近我”

695
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,625
‪在你睡覺時寫的

696
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,585
‪-她在哪裡？
‪-她走了

697
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,087
‪你以為會怎樣？

698
00:36:58,466 --> 00:36:59,842
‪那也送來了

699
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:02,762
‪所以卡爾頓來的時候，看

700
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:07,767
‪你要吃掉，拿去廁所沖走一半也沒差

701
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:09,727
‪但看起來要有吃過，行嗎？

702
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:14,273
‪我沒拿到床單，因為得找房務部

703
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:16,943
‪所以用過的床單還在裡面地上

704
00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:19,195
‪我要你拿了床單，放進浴缸裡

705
00:37:19,278 --> 00:37:22,490
‪放熱水，用那些小瓶的洗髮乳

706
00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:25,701
‪全部倒進去，把她的氣味和毛髮洗掉

707
00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,120
‪當然別忘了把水排掉

708
00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,289
‪還有…你有在聽嗎？

709
00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:32,875
‪你要我寫下來嗎？

710
00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:35,628
‪我當然是在開玩笑

711
00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:38,923
‪寫下來，這是他媽的重罪
‪怎麼可能寫下來？

712
00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:42,218
‪但是你要做的是回答這個問題

713
00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:44,971
‪如果有人問：“你見過這個女孩嗎？”

714
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,723
‪你就說：“我根本不知道你在講什麼”

715
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:52,270
‪別假裝這是第一個
‪你不記得名字的追星族

716
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,606
‪大概就是你離婚的主因，對吧？

717
00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:59,860
‪別給我那張臉，拜託，報紙上都有寫

718
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:04,073
‪有一個規則，你得記住

719
00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:08,828
‪沒有屍體，就沒有罪案

720
00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:13,249
‪聽著，這種女孩，她們常常會消失

721
00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:14,834
‪沒有人會去找她們

722
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,753
‪所以我們沒事了吧？

723
00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:21,465
‪好，我們談談我的費用

724
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,718
‪卡爾頓說你會…

725
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,764
‪-他說你會跟他談
‪-你可以免費在我家表演嗎？

726
00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,519
‪好吧，這要…

727
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:38,899
‪這種事要多少錢？五萬美元嗎？

728
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,359
‪五萬美元？

729
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,112
‪拜託，你是有錢人

730
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:48,784
‪你巡演、登台、拍電影
‪賺了六千八百萬吧？

731
00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:50,411
‪那還只是今年

732
00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,913
‪所以不行，我覺得五萬不夠

733
00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:58,627
‪那要多少錢？

734
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,504
‪我想五十萬吧

735
00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:03,049
‪每個月

736
00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:05,718
‪持續一年

737
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:15,227
‪五十…

738
00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:18,314
‪每個月五十萬

739
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,818
‪持續一年，所以總數是…

740
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,154
‪六百萬美元，對

741
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,366
‪怎樣？太多了嗎？

742
00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:32,286
‪拜託，你跟梅莉史翠普拍那部電影
‪就已經賺了那個數目

743
00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:36,040
‪你會介意當她的管家嗎？

744
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:40,044
‪-我願意拿六百萬當她的管家
‪-你是卡爾頓的朋友嗎？

745
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,879
‪是沒錯，但朋友也不能免費

746
00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:43,464
‪-六百萬？
‪-沒錯

747
00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:46,967
‪拜託，你都給卡爾頓那麼多錢了

748
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,470
‪我比他划算多了

749
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:52,264
‪所以你得付錢給我

750
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,894
‪第一次付款日是星期一

751
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:01,857
‪我的電話號碼在這裡

752
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:06,404
‪如果早上七點前，我沒有你的消息

753
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:10,157
‪那天的娛樂新聞頭條

754
00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:15,204
‪將會讓所有人跌破眼鏡

755
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:20,084
‪如果你覺得我會報警
‪你可以不用擔心

756
00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:24,338
‪因為如果你不付錢
‪我對你的懲罰會比警察更可怕

757
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,183
‪快吃吧

758
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,498
‪一切都處理好了

759
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:01,417
‪沒事了

760
00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,297
‪一切都會沒事的

761
00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:09,717
‪一切都會沒事？

762
00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:11,760
‪對

763
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,346
‪他向我要了六百萬

764
00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:17,391
‪六…什麼？他不會那樣做吧

765
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:22,229
‪就是有，當時你他媽的不在
‪他要我給他六百萬

766
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,647
‪那個混蛋！

767
00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,319
‪聽著，小子

768
00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:31,322
‪我知道他會向你要錢
‪但沒想過要那麼多

769
00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:33,866
‪讓我跟他談談
‪我認識這個王八蛋，我會…

770
00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:35,576
‪我會處理

771
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,163
‪我能搞定，好嗎？

772
00:41:39,246 --> 00:41:41,832
‪為什麼每次你說能搞定

773
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,751
‪我都好像會惹上更多麻煩？

774
00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:45,586
‪-你有留意到嗎？
‪-相信我

775
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,214
‪你每次說可以搞定，最後都沒有兌現

776
00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:52,259
‪我跟你說過了，卡爾頓
‪我說過了，這次不能搞砸

777
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,054
‪我跟你說過了，現在我被勒索了

778
00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:58,641
‪我的麻煩大了
‪你為什麼總是搞不對？

779
00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:01,685
‪你的成功率有多少？零嗎？

780
00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:05,648
‪我知道是零
‪因為我有人在洛杉磯替我計算

781
00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:07,566
‪他們是用錢來計算

782
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:11,737
‪用美元來計算
‪因為我就是不停給你錢

783
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:15,533
‪-你小心點
‪-小心什麼？

784
00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:19,954
‪如果黑色星期五是一個人
‪那肯定是你

785
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,832
‪我可是你弟弟，我一輩子都在照顧你

786
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,794
‪真是難以置信，我替你付出這麼多
‪你現在這樣回報我？

787
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,546
‪你少給我來這套

788
00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:32,383
‪-因為你，我才當不成職業球員
‪-別再說職業球員了！

789
00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:35,302
‪閉嘴！你當不成職業球員
‪是因為你販毒被抓

790
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,387
‪好啊

791
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,974
‪不是只有你販毒被抓
‪然後要重建人生

792
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:40,891
‪傑斯就做到了

793
00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:43,310
‪大個子也做到了，他們設法力爭上游

794
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,980
‪但我哥哥做了什麼？他就是老樣子

795
00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:48,148
‪我哥哥總是找到辦法輸掉

796
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:51,151
‪因為你每次都是這樣，你每次都輸

797
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,989
‪你多年以來一直專研當輸家

798
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:56,991
‪現在終於讓我也輸了

799
00:42:57,074 --> 00:43:00,869
‪我現在跟你一起輸
‪但我要輸掉不只是事業

800
00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,538
‪遠遠不止如此

801
00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:05,791
‪現在屍體送走了
‪你這個小賤貨就囂張了

802
00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:07,209
‪這次是“賤貨”

803
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:10,421
‪聽著，如果你覺得我搞砸了

804
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,924
‪你可以自己去應付阿里

805
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:16,885
‪但你要記住

806
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,306
‪這次你不是收拾我的殘局

807
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,184
‪這都是你自己惹的禍

808
00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:26,395
‪弟弟

809
00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:40,659
‪-喂？
‪-嘿

810
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,955
‪-你好嗎，泰瑞？你聽得見嗎？
‪-小子，是你嗎？

811
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,415
‪對，是我

812
00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:48,292
‪幾點了？你還好嗎？

813
00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:53,339
‪我沒事，只是…

814
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:57,635
‪是有點晚，但我沒事，我在想…

815
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,721
‪我想我該…

816
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:05,351
‪替家人多付出一點了

817
00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:08,145
‪主要是卡爾頓

818
00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:11,065
‪你沒跟他聊過吧？

819
00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:15,235
‪我們有聊，我們聊了很久

820
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,530
‪也許我們該去叫醒陶德

821
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:20,658
‪-不，不要那樣做，泰瑞
‪-什麼？

822
00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,159
‪別那樣做

823
00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:24,995
‪-我沒打給陶德，我打給你
‪-我知道

824
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,706
‪現在我要你聽我說

825
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:28,749
‪好

826
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:30,751
‪這次你聽我說就好

827
00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:31,794
‪好

828
00:44:31,877 --> 00:44:32,795
‪我…

829
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,507
‪我要給卡爾頓最後一筆錢

830
00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:39,343
‪好吧，多少錢？什麼時候要？

831
00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:48,686
‪我覺得我要做，就好好做到底

832
00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,647
‪我要給他…

833
00:44:54,983 --> 00:44:56,652
‪我要給他五十萬

834
00:44:58,153 --> 00:45:01,407
‪每月初給他五十萬

835
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,120
‪未來一年都是

836
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,710
‪小子，你要我叫警察去你那邊嗎？

837
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,503
‪你給我提示就好

838
00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:18,215
‪不，泰瑞，我叫你做什麼？

839
00:45:18,298 --> 00:45:20,300
‪-我知道，但…
‪-我叫你做什麼？

840
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,053
‪-對 ，但是…
‪-我說了，這次你照做就好

841
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:27,266
‪-我明白
‪-我要你安排錢給我哥

842
00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:29,685
‪意思是叫你明早打給銀行

843
00:45:29,768 --> 00:45:31,562
‪跟他們轉達我的要求

844
00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:33,856
‪把錢轉到卡爾頓的戶口

845
00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:36,191
‪然後，在未來…

846
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:41,113
‪每個月初都重複一次，這樣…

847
00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:44,867
‪但是小子，你不能隨便轉贈那種金額

848
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:45,909
‪那是做不到的

849
00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:48,370
‪這種事得申報的

850
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,581
‪什麼意思？什麼時候需要的？

851
00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:53,083
‪我沒有…舉一個例子給我

852
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:56,920
‪那是法律規定
‪每年都會有人審查你的開支

853
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:04,678
‪小子，我幹這行已經很久了

854
00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:09,391
‪你給別人那麼多錢
‪不會買到你想要的效果

855
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:12,853
‪只是一盞綠燈，讓他們予取予求

856
00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:17,649
‪那種數目，不會是最後一次

857
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:27,117
{\an8}‪（阿里佩塔克斯，企業家）

858
00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,245
‪-我懂你意思
‪-好

859
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,917
‪-我需要思考，我要…
‪-好吧

860
00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:41,590
‪我得好好考慮這一切

861
00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,342
‪-所以先等一下
‪-好，慢慢來

862
00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:46,053
‪-等一下，先別動
‪-好

863
00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:48,013
‪-等我的指示
‪-沒問題

864
00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:55,562
‪我的建議是重開餐廳

865
00:46:56,271 --> 00:46:58,857
‪讓錢通過那裡，就能申報了

866
00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:03,237
‪名人總會亂花錢經營餐廳，很簡單

867
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:07,616
‪所以你打算怎樣處理？

868
00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:10,410
‪我會把錢給你

869
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,706
‪但是你要我給你六百萬

870
00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:17,167
‪不能只靠口頭，跟我說一切已經搞定

871
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:18,794
‪我可以如何讓你安心？

872
00:47:18,877 --> 00:47:21,421
‪我怎麼知道這一切不會扯回我身上？

873
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:24,842
‪我怎麼知道你沒有大肆宣揚？
‪還有誰知道你來過？

874
00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:26,385
‪誰知道這件事，關於我的事？

875
00:47:26,468 --> 00:47:28,554
‪-我沒有這些答案
‪-沒有人

876
00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:29,721
‪除了你哥哥

877
00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:32,766
‪-你就只能相信我
‪-不行

878
00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:35,894
‪不，那樣不行

879
00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:40,065
‪你那樣無法說服我，阿里

880
00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:42,943
‪你必須讓我安心

881
00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:46,280
‪如果你不想讓我安心
‪那也許我就把錢留著

882
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:48,198
‪我去找警察賭一把

883
00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:50,742
‪也許我們還能關同一個囚室呢

884
00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:53,370
‪好，也許吧

885
00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:56,540
‪對不起，你的演技不是很好

886
00:47:56,623 --> 00:48:00,294
‪但我就跟你玩吧，大明星
‪我就跟你玩玩，這樣吧

887
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:04,923
‪在我這個行業
‪如果有人知道我釣到了大魚

888
00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,758
‪他們就會想分一杯羹

889
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:08,635
‪那是我不想要的

890
00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:12,848
‪要是找到了黃金
‪當然不想張揚黃金埋藏的地點

891
00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:14,474
‪當然要一人獨占

892
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:18,186
‪而你就是我要獨占的黃金

893
00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,605
‪那達芙妮怎麼辦？

894
00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:22,900
‪你怎麼能確定
‪警察不會找到她的屍體？

895
00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:26,069
‪因為它在安全的地方，沒人會找到

896
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:29,573
‪我怎麼知道一個月後
‪你不會找我說要加價？

897
00:48:29,656 --> 00:48:32,784
‪我兌現了第一張支票，就是你的搭檔

898
00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:35,412
‪-我也有同樣的風險
‪-你是我的搭檔？

899
00:48:35,954 --> 00:48:39,458
‪好吧，那我就只能相信你吧？

900
00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:49,801
‪我們按餐廳的計劃

901
00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,053
‪很好

902
00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:54,306
‪餐廳用你和卡爾頓的名義
‪你們去處理

903
00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:58,226
‪在那之後，我不想再跟你說話
‪我不想再看到你的臉

904
00:48:58,310 --> 00:49:00,604
‪我不要再跟你有任何瓜葛

905
00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:02,606
‪那我就不知道了

906
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:06,902
‪我有點想當演員

907
00:49:06,985 --> 00:49:09,738
‪也許你可以在你的電影裡
‪替我找一個角色

908
00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:11,907
‪你以為你能隨便損我是吧？

909
00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:16,828
‪因為我要你幫忙，你就能隨意損我？

910
00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:19,831
‪小子，你去洗個澡

911
00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:23,418
‪去拉個屎，別再讓女生在你房間死掉

912
00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:25,754
‪這一切就會消失

913
00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:28,465
‪以後也不用再這樣
‪我們可以往前看嗎？

914
00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:35,180
‪你是怎麼把屍體運出去的？

915
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:38,642
‪這裡是飯店，到處都是錄影機
‪你怎麼辦到的？

916
00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:39,935
‪我折斷了一些骨頭

917
00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:44,106
‪然後我把她折成小球

918
00:49:45,023 --> 00:49:46,942
‪把她塞進餐車裡

919
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,946
‪我們把餐車推到服務電梯

920
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:55,283
‪四樓的錄影機壞了
‪所以我們去了四樓…

921
00:49:56,493 --> 00:50:01,748
‪垃圾槽就在四樓
‪通往卡斯柏特街的垃圾箱

922
00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:10,799
‪我做過這家飯店的承包商，所以…

923
00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:15,512
‪然後我用帆布把她包起來

924
00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:18,515
‪你哥哥和我把她放進車子的後車廂

925
00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:20,934
‪然後我們就離開了

926
00:50:22,227 --> 00:50:23,061
‪好吧

927
00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:27,024
‪我也有一個問題要問你

928
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,821
‪有那麼多錢的感覺是怎樣？

929
00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:34,322
‪你真是難以置信

930
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,492
‪很複雜

931
00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:39,036
‪我有的是時間

932
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,164
‪你當然有時間

933
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,545
‪我擁有的一切，都是自己賺來的

934
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,383
‪我沒有向人伸手要錢
‪沒拿過不屬於自己的東西

935
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,136
‪我從來沒有傷害過任何人

936
00:50:57,262 --> 00:50:59,264
‪我提攜了很多人

937
00:50:59,347 --> 00:51:02,267
‪很多的人，他們都依靠我

938
00:51:02,350 --> 00:51:03,727
‪然後現在你要依靠我了

939
00:51:04,686 --> 00:51:06,313
‪當有錢人沒那麼簡單，阿里

940
00:51:07,355 --> 00:51:11,193
‪就像你處理屍體，有很多轉折

941
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,196
‪賺錢最有趣的地方是…

942
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,201
‪你賺錢多了，就會發現
‪金錢其實不是做決定的第一因素

943
00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:21,578
‪抱歉，你是真心相信吧？

944
00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:25,207
‪我問你是因為我看到你在電視上
‪會講那些鼓舞人心的話

945
00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:28,001
‪我以為只是一堆騙人的廢話

946
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,754
‪但你現在告訴我，你是真心相信的

947
00:51:30,837 --> 00:51:31,713
‪-我真的是
‪-好吧

948
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:35,258
‪所以有些人會衝著我來
‪說一些討厭的話，以為我不會怎樣

949
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:38,053
‪那會讓我很生氣，我很討厭

950
00:51:38,136 --> 00:51:41,098
‪這讓我很討厭，因為我的這些信念…

951
00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:43,350
‪也是這些人不能利用我的原因

952
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:45,477
‪你可以快寫他媽的支票嗎？

953
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:55,987
‪我聽到了

954
00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:01,159
‪寫他媽的支票

955
00:52:03,578 --> 00:52:05,831
‪要拿錢很輕鬆吧？

956
00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,584
‪所有人都拿我的東西

957
00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:14,172
‪有何不可？我也是那麼輕鬆

958
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,883
‪大家都覺得我很輕鬆

959
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:20,387
‪但是你跟其他人不一樣…

960
00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:23,765
‪你犯了一個錯

961
00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:28,061
‪你教了我怎麼送走屍體！

962
00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:31,189
‪你這個混蛋！

963
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:52,419
‪去你的！

964
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:53,837
‪去你的！

965
00:52:54,462 --> 00:52:55,338
‪去你的！

966
00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:02,762
‪去你的！

967
00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:05,765
‪你要拿我的東西嗎？

968
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,729
‪你要拿我的東西？

969
00:53:14,107 --> 00:53:15,108
‪去你的

970
00:53:17,402 --> 00:53:18,236
‪去你的

971
00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:24,284
‪別壓著我

972
00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:39,132
{\an8}‪（克里斯汀來電，世上最好的爸爸）

973
00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:08,286
‪你好嗎？你怎麼還不睡覺？
‪那邊已經兩點了

974
00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:11,581
‪派翠克來過夜
‪我們看了一部恐怖電影

975
00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,458
‪你不該看恐怖電影的

976
00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:15,210
‪我知道，但我看了

977
00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:17,504
‪派翠克睡著了，現在我很害怕

978
00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:19,130
‪你不用怕

979
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:22,509
‪我說過了，那些怪物…

980
00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:26,805
‪怪物只會去找一些
‪牠們知道覺得害怕的人

981
00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:29,140
‪你玩得開心嗎？

982
00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:38,358
‪沒有

983
00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:42,696
‪沒有，我不開心

984
00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:47,867
‪你去睡吧，我明天早上再打給你

985
00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:50,829
‪好，我愛你

986
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,499
‪我想你

987
00:54:54,582 --> 00:54:55,500
‪我也想你

988
00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:57,627
‪去睡覺吧，爸爸

989
00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:26,656
‪你做了什麼好事？

990
00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:34,414
‪我決定不要付六百萬

991
00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:06,923
‪字幕翻譯：Ivan Wong