1 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,636 So, are you asking if I was surprised? 2 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:13,513 I don't know. 3 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,183 I mean, maybe I was. 4 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:26,192 Look, you can think you know someone because you've been through shit together. 5 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,237 Or because you came up together. 6 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,659 But to actually know what's going on in a person's head, 7 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,662 or in their heart, I mean… 8 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,082 You can't know that. 9 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,710 You can't. 10 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:49,340 Like with me, I mean, people… people think that they know me 11 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:52,385 because I made them laugh or because they've been to a show. 12 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,433 But they don't know what I did to get here. 13 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,644 Or what it takes to stay here. 14 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,733 When a person's back is against the wall, 15 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:09,986 and they gotta do whatever they can to keep from losing what they got… 16 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,910 that's when you get to see who a person is. 17 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,164 Or what they're capable of. 18 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,752 You know that about someone… 19 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,379 Well, then, maybe… 20 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,801 maybe then you can say that you know 'em. 21 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,595 But then again, 22 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:37,680 you know that… 23 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,604 maybe you wouldn't want to. 24 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,406 Let's get ready to rumble! 25 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,501 {\an8} 26 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,711 {\an8}-Right this way, Kid. 27 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,630 {\an8}Our first guest is one of my favorites. 28 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:12,799 {\an8}-He's been here many times before. 29 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:16,219 {\an8}His new film The Anti-verse is playing in theaters now 30 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:20,598 {\an8}and about to cross one billion dollars at the box office. 31 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,767 {\an8} 32 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:26,896 {\an8}This weekend, he'll be headed back to his hometown, Philadelphia, 33 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,899 {\an8}yeah, the City of Brotherly Love, 34 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:34,612 {\an8}for the start of his worldwide comedy tour, "What Did I Tell You?" 35 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,615 We're so lucky to have him here… 36 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:41,327 …and I'm proud to call him a friend. 37 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:45,165 Comedy star, TV star, movie star, entrepreneur, mogul, 38 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:48,334 philanthropist, dreamboat. 39 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:51,838 Let's give a warm welcome for… 40 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,385 The Kid. 41 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:05,018 Thank you. Thank you. 42 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,691 And then we saw Stolen Money. My wife and I couldn't stop laughing. 43 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:13,735 We stayed in the theater and watched it twice. 44 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,069 Oh, I wrote that. 45 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,197 And you know what, Kid? 46 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,491 I cried the second time too. The stuff with that little kid. 47 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,578 Thank you. I appreciate you, man. 48 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:27,248 We're gonna, uh, take off. If you need anything, just ask. 49 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:30,293 Oh! Uh, when we get over Houston, let me know. 50 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,295 Maybe open the plane? I wanna throw some shit out. 51 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,588 He's talking about me. 52 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:34,797 -I can't. -No? 53 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,383 -It's illegal to open it. -It's illegal. 54 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,677 I know that, I was joking. I'm fucking with you. 55 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,934 -Morning, Herschel. Morning, Billie. -Morning. 56 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,101 I see I was right, 57 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:50,772 that everyone here is in first except for the person who makes Kid funnier. 58 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,023 -Todd. -Okay. So… 59 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:55,068 Once you make him hilarious, you get to come in first class. 60 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,444 That's the team rule. 61 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,782 How did Ellen go this morning? 62 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:03,326 -Same as always. I've done it 20 times. -She loves you. 63 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:05,078 Nothing's different. It was great. 64 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:07,163 I, uh, I have something to tell you, guys. 65 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,624 -Um, I got this offer, um-- -Excuse me? 66 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:11,918 That's not your seat, is it? 67 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,589 Oh, shit. How the fuck do you know? 68 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:20,468 Okay. Okay, I'm gonna go, but you guys have fun here. 69 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:23,179 We're talking about jokes. If a joke was a person… 70 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,389 You look great. 71 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,517 -See you, Billie, on the ground. -You're so mean today. 72 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,727 -So mean today. -Don't cross her. 73 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:32,272 Holy shit. 74 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:34,315 Hey. 75 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:35,775 Hey, man, it's you! 76 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,444 Oh. Oh! 77 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,072 Now I get it. Bodyguard, right? Right? 78 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,949 -He's with me. 79 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,367 You're from Philly. 80 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:49,622 I remember seeing you at the Laff House back in college. 81 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,624 Know what the funniest bit you ever did was? 82 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,252 The 50 different meanings when Black folks say "nigga." 83 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:55,211 Oh! 84 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,672 Funny. So funny. 85 00:04:57,755 --> 00:04:59,424 "Nigga!" 86 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,217 "Nigga!" 87 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,261 Look here, man, you might wanna sit down. 88 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,721 Whoa. Hey. Hey. 89 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,765 Chill out, Hersch. Chill out. He's a fan. 90 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:11,936 He's an excited fan, but he's still a fan. You know that girl that was just here? 91 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,064 Who you was talking to? She's responsible for that. She wrote that. 92 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,357 So funny. 93 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,942 I'll be sure to send your love. 94 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,737 But I think the way you just delivered it was aggressive. 95 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,323 That was a lot. I get it, you're trying to make an impression. 96 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,325 So I just want you to know that you did. 97 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,243 -You made one. -Thank you. 98 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:29,579 You can relax. 99 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,457 Oh, my God, I said "ah" not "er." 100 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,917 -There's a difference, right, Kid? -No. 101 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,671 No, there's actually not a difference. Why don't you just relax? 102 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:43,009 You're flying commercial, huh? 103 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,303 -If I had your money, I'd fly private-- -Dude. 104 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:48,222 It's time to take your seat, we're about to take off. Have a seat. 105 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,391 Oh, you're the manager? Oh… 106 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,310 Right. Right, right, right, right. 107 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,729 -Sir, can you take your seat? -Absolutely. 108 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:58,733 -You tell jokes, he keeps you rich, right? -Have a good flight, sir. 109 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:02,779 It's unreal. 110 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:04,530 It's unreal. 111 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,159 Fuck. My phone dead. You got a charger? 112 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:10,620 Uh, I need my chargers on this. I'm sorry, I'm working. 113 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,789 I could text the hotel, they'll have one waiting. 114 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:13,706 -Hersch. -Yeah. 115 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,084 -Todd's useless, got a charger? -Yeah, let me check, boss. 116 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,293 Hey. 117 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,753 You can use mine, bro. 118 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,463 Just remember to give it back. 119 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:23,466 Not that I don't trust you, I mean… you're you. 120 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,178 -I'm a nigga. -Yeah. You're my nigga! 121 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:29,347 I'm two seconds from knocking you the fuck you out. 122 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,849 -Hersch, goddamn, Hersch, please. -You hear me? 123 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,227 What we gonna gain? We'd be in jail soon as we get off the plane. 124 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,144 Let that man live. 125 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:38,898 " by MFSB playing] 126 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,086 -Hey, Kid! Kid! 127 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:02,380 Good to see you after all this time. 128 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,841 -How you doing? What's up, Gene? -It's Gene. Yeah! 129 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,092 I remember you. 130 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:08,177 -Hey! I'm good. 131 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,805 -Now that you're on tour, I'm great. -Nice. 132 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:13,266 Congrats on The Anti-verse almost hitting a billion. 133 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,601 I've seen it like five times. -Thank you. Thank you. 134 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,358 In here, we will find our presidential suite. 135 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,237 There are two bedrooms. This is the master. 136 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:29,657 -Where they got you? -I'm in earshot down the hall. 137 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,161 -I'ma jump on this call. You good? -Yeah, I'm straight. 138 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,121 -All right. In a minute. -In a minute. 139 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:37,748 Would you like me to demonstrate the bedroom lighting scheme? 140 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,459 It's really quite complex. 141 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,627 No. 142 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:42,753 Um… 143 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:47,383 Let me… Let me see what the other room look like. 144 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,343 Just in case I mess this one up. 145 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,638 Uh… 146 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:56,601 Apologies. This is not standard to be so dark. 147 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,526 There you go, that's much-- 148 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,819 What the fuck is this? 149 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,613 What the fuck is this, man? 150 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,948 -What is this, man? Come on! -I don't know. I'm sorry. 151 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,075 -You're sorry? -Must be some sort of practical joke. 152 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,368 On who? Who's the joke on? 153 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,245 -Is it on me or you? -I don't know. 154 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,539 -I don't think it's funny. Do you-- -What the fuck? 155 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:20,666 What the fuck y'all doing in here? 156 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,293 -Who the fuck are you? -Who the fuck are you? 157 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,879 -Why the fuck are you in my room? -Why the fuck are you in my room? 158 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,881 -Is this real? -We don't need to-- 159 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:29,383 -What the fuck you doing in here? -Is he with you? 160 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,303 -No. -Then that means that you're with me. 161 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,305 He comes close, we fuck him up. 162 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:35,973 -Oh, fuck me up? -"Fuck him up"? 163 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,434 -We fuck him up. Bottom line. -I don't know… 164 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,770 -I don't think I can fuck him up. -Man, this street shit! 165 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,813 I did eight years for murder, I ain't scared. 166 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,274 This ain't got shit to do with you and your jail time. 167 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,401 You gonna show me up in front of my lady? 168 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,612 You goddamn right. Listen to me! Hey! 169 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,239 Hey, man! Street shit! 170 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,491 -Come on with it, I dare you. -We jumpin' him. 171 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:55,243 -On fucking three. -I dare ya. 172 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,702 -One. Two. -Let's go! 173 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,204 -Huh? -Ditmar, let's go! Three! 174 00:08:58,287 --> 00:08:59,330 Let's go, Ditmar! 175 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,000 Please. Please. Please. 176 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,210 What's up, Carlton? 177 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,170 -Yo, what's up? -What's up, brother? 178 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,297 -What's up? What's up? -My brother, he's staying here. 179 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,757 -We're fucking with you. -I see. 180 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,843 -He does this type of shit. -Me and my girl are fucking with you. 181 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:16,430 In that case, a warm welcome to the Four Seasons Philadelphia. 182 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,766 Yeah, yeah. A warm welcome to you too. 183 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:23,312 Man, the blow-up doll? 184 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,356 That's a new touch. 185 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,275 -Yeah, brother. -Oh, God. 186 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,777 Almost lost a lung trying to blow that motherfucker up. 187 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:34,198 Hey, do you know that they put the room rate on the walls here? 188 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,033 $5,000 a night. 189 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,911 I don't have to pay that. I ain't paid for a room in years. 190 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:42,540 Maybe they put it up there so they can let people know this is the shit 191 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:45,209 most regular motherfuckers cannot afford. 192 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,629 You do know they're not giving me the room, though, C. I'm working for it. 193 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,047 I ain't say you wasn't, bro. 194 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,841 Don't get sensitive, man. 195 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:56,137 How about this, C? I'm happy to see you, man. 196 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,972 I'm happy to see you too, man. 197 00:09:58,472 --> 00:09:59,807 Coming up and everything. 198 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:02,184 -Yes, sir. -On your grind. 199 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,270 -On tour. -Yes, sir. 200 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:06,772 Got the kiddie movie coming out, going big. 201 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,650 It's not a kiddie movie, C. It's a superhero movie. 202 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,777 A superhero movie that's almost at a billion dollars. 203 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,821 Wow, dude, I ain't see it, man. 204 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:17,033 I was gonna see it, though, but not really my thing. You know? 205 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,785 It's not your thing but you know it's a kiddie movie? 206 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,663 Gotta be a kiddie movie, your movies don't make a billion dollars. 207 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,458 Yeah, kiddie movie. 208 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,252 So, uh, Christian like it? 209 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,505 Christian likes everything I do. 210 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:34,800 Really? I mean, maybe he's just saying that to be nice. 211 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,011 Why would my son lie to me? 212 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:42,016 All right, how about this. Whether you saw it, didn't see it, like it, 213 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,934 didn't like it, it doesn't matter. 214 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,729 The studio wants to give me $25 million to do another one. 215 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,481 -Whoo. Damn. -Somewhere somebody likes it. 216 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:49,732 Oh, yeah. 217 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,151 Yeah, well, that's good, they definitely do that. 218 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,861 'Cause kiddies love that shit. 219 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,031 Is that the third or fourth "kiddies"? 220 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,700 -Mm. -Can't keep track at this point. 221 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,162 I'm sorry about the restaurant. 222 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,165 We ain't dead yet, man. 223 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:11,253 Just gotta work some things out. We ain't dead. 224 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,176 -I still got the liquor license, though. -But you got no restaurant. 225 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,137 But as long as I got the liquor license, I can come back. 226 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,599 A liquor license means nothing without the restaurant. 227 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,393 What are you in, 1.3 mil now? 228 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:26,936 It's over. 229 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:30,606 No. Nah. it ain't over. I know we in deep, but, you know, look, bro. 230 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,859 The liquor license is non-transferable. 231 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,362 That's, like, 400, 500K, man. 232 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:37,905 Yo, we're good. 233 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:39,740 Terry told me you asked for $600,000. 234 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,867 -Terry got an attitude, man! -Cut the shit, man. 235 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,619 -Terry got an attitude! -Man, stop. 236 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,538 -I wanted to check that mother-- -Stop. Stop. 237 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,082 Six hundred thousand dollars, C? 238 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:51,419 Look, look, look. It takes money to make money, right? 239 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,336 You know that. 240 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,797 When have you made money? 241 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,093 Tell me when you've made money. 242 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,054 You had the car wash. 243 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,390 After, you had the check-cashing place, 244 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:05,850 but that kept getting robbed. 245 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:09,145 Now we're at a restaurant. At this point, it's not about the money. 246 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,397 Hey. Hey, I know, man. 247 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,482 I know I done fucked up some shit. 248 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,360 I ain't trying to be, like, the burden all the time. 249 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,279 Tell you what. Let's not do it. 250 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:21,782 I just got here, just checked in, I see my older brother. I don't wanna do this. 251 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,242 -Yeah. -Let's have a good time. 252 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,953 -Yeah. That's right. Yeah. -Right? 253 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,414 All the boys, all your whole crew gonna be there tonight. 254 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:30,583 -Now… Now we're talking. -Mm-hmm. 255 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,960 The whole crew? Is Gus gonna be there? 256 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:37,256 I ain't seen Gus in the longest time, man. I miss Gus. Talking shit. 257 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,508 -Gus not gonna be there, man. -Why? 258 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,760 Gus dead, man. 259 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,179 What the fuck you mean, Gus died? What? 260 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,140 Nobody tell me Gus died. Why didn't you tell Gus died? 261 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,184 'Cause Gus ain't dead! 262 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,274 -Yes. Yes, good one. -Every now and then, right? 263 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:58,068 I told you to get dressed. This what you're wearing tonight? 264 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,446 -Yeah. What's wrong with this? -That's what you're wearing. 265 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,615 -Want me to double breast it? -No, no, no. You do you. 266 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,116 That's your vibe, not mine. 267 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,702 I'ma go get dressed. 268 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,871 Uh… I'll be out in a little bit. 269 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,290 -We're gonna have a good time tonight. -Yeah. 270 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,585 Shit. 271 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,423 Seemed he was starting to get comfortable with us being apart. 272 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,343 {\an8}Seems so, but he wants to come see you on the road. 273 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,721 {\an8}I would love that. I don't know how I would make that work. 274 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,099 {\an8}I don't want him to think that I'm not focused on him, you know what I mean, 275 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,726 {\an8}and… and his needs. 276 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,355 {\an8}With you being a baby momma now, I gotta up the ante on my presence. 277 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:37,983 Ha ha. And the award for best divorced couple goes to… 278 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,487 Look, if it can be done, we're gonna do it at a very high level. 279 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,907 Uh, I need your opinion on something. What do you think about this joke? 280 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,076 "My son's friends really do think I'm a superhero, 281 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,161 and now those little fuckers wanna fight me." 282 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,580 Mmm… Nah. 283 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,998 Let me give it a little punch. 284 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,377 "My son's friends really think I'm a superhero and now…" 285 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,087 Yeah, no, fuck it. 286 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,797 It's stupid, I'll throw it away. 287 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,424 All right, I gotta go. Tell Christian I love him. I miss him. 288 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,927 He's my everything. All of the above. Okay? 289 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:05,970 I will. 290 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,513 -Hey. Yo. 291 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:08,722 Are you nervous? 292 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,267 It's the first time you've been out in quite a while. 293 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,895 I ask for your opinion on a joke, and you take that as me being nervous? 294 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,772 Concerts don't make me nervous. 295 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,692 Now, am I annoyed? That would've been a better question. 296 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,862 That, I am. Doing damage control with Carlton. 297 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,738 Yo, Kid, we gotta make soundcheck! 298 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,241 All right, gimme two minutes, Hersch. Here I come. 299 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:31,287 -I'm serious, I gotta go, Mo. All right? -Good luck, and baby needs some new shoes! 300 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:35,624 Baby has a $17 million house, so baby can kiss my ass. Bye. 301 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,129 All right, believe it or not, y'all, that's my time, Philly! 302 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,381 You already know who's coming up next! 303 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:45,301 One of the funniest motherfuckers in the business. 304 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,429 I'm talking about billions of dollars in the movies. 305 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:52,349 Showcases. Comedy showcases. This nigga done been all around the world. 306 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,769 -All right. Showtime. -Showtime, baby, showtime. 307 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,772 Y'all know how we do, we go to bring it in. 308 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,608 -Let's get this prayer in. -Yes, sir. 309 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,527 Here we go. All right, dear Lord, 310 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,322 let these jokes be funny and the reviews be good. Amen! 311 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,325 -Amen to that, the reviews are good. 312 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,493 The reviews are always good. Okay? 313 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,203 -Go get it! -Yes, sir. 314 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,081 -I want seconds! -They're ready? 315 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,750 -They're ready. -My guy! 316 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:21,337 All right, you motherfuckers ready to have a good time tonight? 317 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,506 Wassup, Philly? 318 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,968 Y'all ready to have a good time tonight? 319 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,012 That's not good enough, I can't hear y'all. 320 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,264 I said, y'all ready to have a good time tonight? 321 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,938 -Fucking unbelievable! -Dude, it felt so good. 322 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,106 -It did? That was like… Ah! -So good. 323 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,193 -So good. -So good. 324 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,445 Your brother and his crew, they're backstage. 325 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,781 -I gave 'em a wave, they're in the corner. -Okay. 326 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,909 Okay. Let me just put this in your head real quick, okay? 327 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,036 This is when Carlton starts to become Carlton. 328 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,830 VIP room wasn't good enough, so I made him a V-VIP room. 329 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,666 I don't know what that is. I made that up. 330 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:02,169 I watch you take baby steps with him, you don't take them with other people. 331 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,129 Todd, just leave it the fuck alone, man. 332 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,633 -Please, just leave it alone. 333 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,802 I know how to deal with my brother. 334 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,846 -I do. -Yes, you do. Okay. 335 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,516 I know this Black family politics thing is tough for you. 336 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,018 You're talking to a Jew from Texas. I know crazy families. 337 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,145 Let me do the bits, Todd. 338 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,356 -On a serious note, look, for me. -You don't have to-- 339 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,440 -No. -Okay. 340 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,733 Eye to eye. 341 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:29,405 I promise you Carlton will no longer fuck up my life after tonight. 342 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,906 -All right? -Thank you. 343 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,076 -I love you, man. -I love you back. 344 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:34,994 Hey… 345 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,495 I'll be out there with them. 346 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,460 Hey, Todd, why did he cut all my jokes tonight? 347 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:47,131 Why do you act like it's the first time? Just go with the flow. 348 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,716 Yeah, I might have a different flow. 349 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,179 Okay, what? Clarify. 350 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,390 It's what I was trying to tell you on the plane. 351 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,684 I'm not gonna keep writing discarded material. 352 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,437 Not when I have a new job offer I could be focusing on. 353 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,357 -Oh. Okay. What's the new job offer? -Writing a script for Will Ferrell. 354 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,275 A-ha. 355 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,403 He read one of my scripts, he dug it, and wants me to do one for him. 356 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:10,446 Okay. 357 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,073 I just… I feel like I need to tell Kid. 358 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,908 That you're leaving the show? 359 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,995 If he's not using my material, then what am I doing here? 360 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,913 Yeah, sorry, you can't leave. No. 361 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,832 Because I'm so valuable to him? 362 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,375 Like, he just needs my jokes so much? 363 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,836 Billie, it's not just the jokes. It's the banter. 364 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,172 Your presence. It's like we're a little family. 365 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,591 It's the way you give him shit, makes him feel normal. 366 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,384 And it keeps you paid. 367 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,594 Very, very well. 368 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,097 -Can I give you a piece of advice? -Sure. 369 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,142 If you tell me to chill out or have a drink, I'm gonna poke out your eyes. 370 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,393 You can do both these things. 371 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,521 Take the job, keep your mouth shut about it, keep fighting for your jokes. 372 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,191 Okay. 373 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,360 Yeah. Okay. But only if he knows I'm doing both. 374 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,113 Okay. But you let me figure out when to tell him. 375 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,156 Of course. 376 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:55,991 -Have a good night. -Thanks. 377 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,826 -Congratulations. -Yeah. 378 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,457 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 379 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,834 -What up, champ? -What's up, man? 380 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,878 -Nice. -Yo. 381 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,671 My guy. Appreciate you. 382 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,756 Hey. Wassup, man? 383 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:11,965 -Chilling. -All right? 384 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,926 Enjoyed the show. I'm glad. I'm glad. 385 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,101 Here we go. 386 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,685 Come on. 387 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,439 You! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 388 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,942 -Hey! 389 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,944 What's up? What's up, man? 390 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,571 -Wassup! It's good to see you. -Long time, man! 391 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,199 -Good to see you. Gus! -My brother! 392 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,536 -Now, right here been a minute! -Goddamn! 393 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,329 -Man! -How y'all doing, man? 394 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,124 -Not as good as you. Better than Carlton. -Stop it. 395 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,543 -Come on. Come on. -Whatever, man, whatever. 396 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,003 Okay, so what we into? What we into? 397 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,964 What you mean? You know we gonna hit the club. 398 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,676 -I know you rolling, right, superstar? -The club? With y'all suckers? 399 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:59,179 No. My brother knows how to remove himself from the scene of the crime. 400 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,392 And, plus, he's got his chaperone over there. 401 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,309 Yeah. 402 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,603 -This is weird for you? -Look how serious he is. 403 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,855 Say no more. Say no more. 404 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,150 I'm not here to put a weird vibe in here with my guys. 405 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,111 Hey, just gimme a sec, man. My guy. Thank you. 406 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,989 Okay, is that better? That better? Are we good? 407 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:20,033 You need some drinks for that. I'm on drinks. Let's do this. 408 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,244 Yeah, man, come on. Let's do it. 409 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,662 -Drinks? Drinks? -Or shots? 410 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,456 -Yeah, that top-shelf vodka. -Yeah. 411 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,791 Get the vodka on that. 412 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,001 -Hey, -Yeah. 413 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,671 Real quick, between us, you know I'm not really trying to drink like that. 414 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,922 I'm six months sober. 415 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,342 Oh, right. As many times as you done fell off, I forgot. 416 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:41,221 Yeah, but we can't celebrate without you. Come on, just a little sip, man. 417 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,973 Just a little sip. 418 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:46,768 All right. Yeah, this is a toast to my little brother. 419 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,479 -Always got my back. -There it is. 420 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,023 -There it is. -Yes, sir. 421 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,024 My man. 422 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,280 Oh yeah. 423 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,657 Fill 'em up! Fill 'em up! 424 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,661 You know how we do, back-to-back. 425 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,371 -That's right. -Back-to-back. 426 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,541 -There it is, that's my man! -Whoa! 427 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,753 What's good, man? Go ahead, finish that up, man. Quit playin'. 428 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,547 You want us to put a nipple on it? Come on, man. Drink it. 429 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,717 We could add some salt, baby bottle, finish that. 430 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,177 Let's go! Get on the level! 431 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,262 -Let's get it. -Down the hatch with us. 432 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,141 -Hmm? Whoo! 433 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,940 -There he is! My man. -That's what I'm talking about, boy! 434 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,234 -Yeah! How we used to do! -We gonna have some fun. 435 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,569 Look, excuse me a second. 436 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,197 Oh, okay. Okay. 437 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,032 Yo, there you go. 438 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,992 Wait, hold, hold up. 439 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,161 We went to see your latest movie the other day. 440 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,913 We missed half the jokes 441 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:51,166 'cause C was in there laughing his ass off. 442 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,543 -Carlton was doing that? Ah. -Yeah, Carlton. 443 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,880 Wait, he… he didn't tell you he saw it? 444 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,799 Wait, why do you say that? 445 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:02,344 No, man. He told me, he said y'all went, had a good time. 446 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,553 He said it was love. 447 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,973 -Yeah, man. It was off the chain. -Yes, sir. 448 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,141 -Proud of you. -Stop it, man. 449 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,227 -Don't know what this means to me. -Come a long way. 450 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,815 I wanna introduce you to some of my friends. 451 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,110 Thank y'all for coming out tonight. Much appreciated. 452 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,988 We don't need a club, I just made one for you right here, baby. 453 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,825 That's right. Ladies, ladies, you know who this is, right? 454 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,452 -Yeah, we do. -Go ahead. Introduce yourselves. 455 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,912 Can I take a picture with you? 456 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,999 -Yeah? Thank you. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 457 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,504 Ah, I love it. Thank you. 458 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:39,881 Sorry, that was… 459 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,804 One shot this time. Just one? 460 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,731 -Okay. -Go. 461 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,232 -Okay. -Another one. 462 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,318 -Another one, damn. Hold on. -Yeah. 463 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,404 -There it is. -Mmm. 464 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,364 So? 465 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,951 It's insane. I can't believe you got me drinking like this. Shit. 466 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,288 -You're cool. Gimme a second please. -Okay. 467 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,664 All right. Hey. 468 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,334 I gotta get the fuck outta here. 469 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:19,004 -You already took a sip, man. -No. Come on. 470 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:20,964 Listen, I ain't been this bad in a minute. 471 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,425 I've been… I've been dry for a while. 472 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,219 We gonna keep this shit between us, all right? All right? 473 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:30,265 -Besides, I need a wingman. -You need a wingman? 474 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,602 Yeah, I need a wingman, man. You can't leave. You gotta stay. 475 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,688 You want me to stay, I'll stay. 476 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,775 But I ain't staying all night. I ain't doing that. 477 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,693 Not all night. I'll stay for a little bit. 478 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:42,652 Man. 479 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,237 I love you, man. 480 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,367 -Don't, I love you, man. -I love you too. 481 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,326 And, and… 482 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:53,372 I didn't mean to let you down. I'm sorry about that. 483 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,665 All of it. All of it. 484 00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:02,422 Hey, maybe tomorrow we can talk about the money? 485 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,884 I mean, I can save this restaurant, man. 486 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,887 Listen, I hear what you're saying. 487 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:14,142 But you… you gotta listen to me too, though, right? 488 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,560 You ain't let me down. 489 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,897 When you let me down? I ain't never say you let me down. 490 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,232 You keep saying that. 491 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,274 Love. 492 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,902 But you keep saying you need it. 493 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,237 "I need it." 494 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,656 You don't need it. You want it. 495 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:30,951 It's a big difference between what you need and what you want. 496 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:35,080 Maybe this whole thing that happened and this shit happened for a reason. 497 00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:39,334 It happened to show you. You know what I mean? 498 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,963 To… to give you a different look at this shit. 499 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:46,091 Mm. Yeah, yeah. 500 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:49,136 Yeah. But we're here to celebrate you, all right? 501 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,346 -We're celebrating me? -We celebrate you. 502 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,347 I like that. 503 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,474 Hey, real quick. 504 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,810 I know I'm your wingman, but answer this question. 505 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,311 Is she cute? 506 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,815 -I think she cute. -Yeah, she cute, man. 507 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,952 K? K, wake up. Wake up, man. 508 00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:14,911 Wake up. 509 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,247 Wake up. Wake up. Come on. Come on. 510 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,082 Come on, come on, wake up. 511 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,751 What the fuck you doing? What do you mean, come on? 512 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,295 Get out of my fucking room. 513 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,922 -What the fuck are you doing? What? -Just come on. 514 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:28,967 What are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing? What? 515 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:31,595 -What'd you take, K? What'd you take? -I didn't take shit. 516 00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:34,055 -What did you give her? -I ain't give nobody nothing. 517 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,183 -What the fuck are you talking about? -Shit. 518 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,101 What are you-- What's the problem? 519 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,729 -What's the fucking problem? -We got a situation. 520 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,606 -What situation? -She dead. 521 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,066 She dead, man. 522 00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:51,823 Fuck you mean, she dead? 523 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,950 How you know she's not breathing? Did you check her? 524 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,161 Carlton, did you fucking check her? 525 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,331 Oxy. The big ones. 526 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,000 I'm calling a fucking ambulance. 527 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,628 -I'm calling an ambulance! -No. 528 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:07,214 Let me call a fucking ambulance. You just said she-- 529 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:11,009 If you call the ambulance, they'll call the fucking cops. 530 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,512 They'll call the fucking cops. 531 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,230 She got kids, man? 532 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,273 How the fuck I know if she got kids? 533 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,986 Did she take a picture of us while we were there? 534 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,446 Did people see her leave with us? 535 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,533 People saw you leave here, come in the fucking hotel. 536 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:35,659 Of course they seen. 537 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:39,621 Listen, I'm telling you, man. Your next move better be a smart one. 538 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,457 -I gotta get my phone, man. -What the fuck you doing? 539 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,417 -I gotta get my-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 540 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:47,587 You think this is some fucking DUI or something like that? 541 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,798 Some of that bullshit you put up on Twitter? 542 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,174 Dude, you got a body. 543 00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:54,511 I'm fully aware of the fucking situation, man. 544 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:57,222 But at least, if I get my phone, I'll call Todd. 545 00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:01,226 Todd can come. Todd can help us figure this shit the fuck out, man. 546 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,186 No, no, no. You can't call your counselor 547 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,772 and have this conversation over the next fucking weeks. 548 00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:08,400 Dude, you got a dead woman in your fucking bed. 549 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:10,026 Next to you! 550 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,281 Fuck. 551 00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:21,705 I fucked up. 552 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,250 I fucked up, man. 553 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,251 Shit. 554 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,878 I got this. I'ma take care of this, man. 555 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:31,590 What do you mean, you got this? What do you mean? 556 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,925 Do you understand what the fuck is happening? 557 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:39,931 Everything I worked hard for, everything I bust my fucking ass for is over. 558 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,350 It's a wrap, man. 559 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,562 Throw that shit in the trash. What the fuck I'ma say to Mo? 560 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:48,773 How am I gonna explain this shit to Christian? 561 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:51,693 I need to call someone 562 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:54,029 that can… that can help us 563 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,948 and… and really help figure this shit out. 564 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,451 You need to shut the fuck up. I told you I got this. 565 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,456 What you gonna do, Carlton? 566 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:08,877 All right. 567 00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:18,595 We gonna tell the cops that she was with me. 568 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:23,224 I was the one that brought her here, you went in your room, we went in my room, 569 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,353 and then, you know, she OD'ed in my room. 570 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,980 You ain't know nothing about it. 571 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:33,026 See, that way, like, if the cops gotta arrest somebody, then they arrest me, 572 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,904 and nobody gonna be suspicious because I already got a jacket, 573 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,238 you know what I mean? 574 00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,575 So, yeah. 575 00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:44,245 This way, we keep you out of it. 576 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,711 That's your plan, C? 577 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:54,422 Yeah. 578 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,680 They not gonna let you own that. 579 00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:07,060 They would never let you own that, even if the cops fucking believed you. 580 00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,812 The press is gonna spin it. 581 00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:10,980 "It's a dead girl in Kid's room." 582 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:14,192 That's the headline. That's what it's gonna say on CNN. 583 00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:18,238 -That's what it's gonna say on CNN. -Okay, all right. 584 00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,115 You come up with a better plan, then. 585 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:27,872 I shoulda just fucking did what I was supposed to do, man. 586 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,165 And what was that? 587 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,751 Stay fucking sober. 588 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:36,089 Be truthful, tell you it was time to be better and do better. 589 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:40,218 Forget the fucking restaurant, man, let that shit go. 590 00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:45,390 I dropped the ball on all that. I saw her, my gut said, "Get out, go." 591 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:46,766 It said, "Get out of there." 592 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,769 Yo, don't go confuse your gut with your dick. 593 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:54,482 Like I said, you need to come up with a better plan, 594 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,192 if you got one, 595 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:58,987 'cause if you gonna do this bullshit, leave me the fuck out of it. 596 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:07,912 They're not gonna believe your plan, C. 597 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:11,624 But I agree, I… I can't tell Todd about this. 598 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,138 There might be another way. 599 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,225 -What does that mean? -I'ma call somebody I know. 600 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,602 You just-- What? 601 00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:33,354 -Whoa, whoa. Hold up. -You just told me we can't call nobody. 602 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,315 Now you saying let's call somebody? 603 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:37,400 I'm gonna call this Greek gangster dude, man. 604 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,819 -He know how to handle this kind of shit. -I don't know. 605 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,780 -You don't know? You-- -I don't know. 606 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,700 Listen, if you don't trust me, just say it. 607 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,119 You don't have faith in me, just say it. 608 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,915 I mean, you the fuck talking about you don't fucking know. 609 00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:54,918 Seven hours ago, you the biggest motherfucker since Eddie. 610 00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:57,504 Now you're about to be the most scandalous motherfucker. 611 00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,589 Your fans, you think they go hear about this shit? 612 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,050 They gonna get with this? You don't need this, man. 613 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:05,929 K, I'm telling you, you don't need this. I got this. All right? 614 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:13,144 Listen to me, you can't fuck this up. 615 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:15,772 You can't. 616 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:21,486 Like, you… you cannot fuck me on this one, man. 617 00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:23,488 Like Mom always told us, 618 00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:25,698 good Lord ain't put more on us than we can handle. 619 00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:28,743 Come on, man. 620 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,085 So, what's this guy supposed to do? 621 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:41,548 Look, the less you know, the better. 622 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,634 Just stay cool. He's gonna call up when he gets here. 623 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:52,225 I thought you said he was gonna call. 624 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:55,311 Uh… 625 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,981 -You gotta… You gotta get it, man. 626 00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,315 You gotta get the door. 627 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,778 Yo, what's, what's up, Hersch? 628 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,197 I wanted to check in on Kid before I crash for the night. 629 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,032 Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, he good, man. 630 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,660 Him and old girl, they hittin' it off back there. 631 00:31:10,743 --> 00:31:12,078 Yeah, it's all nice. 632 00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:14,706 Look, we're trying to distance him from that stuff. 633 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:16,541 Soon-to-be billion-dollar man and all. 634 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,751 Look, uh… 635 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,214 I got a little late-night snack here I'm trying to... 636 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,508 Trying to finish up right now, you know what I'm saying? 637 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:27,719 Alright, man, but he needs to be up and out by 8:00. 638 00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:29,929 -Yeah. Eight o'clock. -He got a screening to go to. 639 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:32,515 Okay. Screening to go to. Yeah. Yeah. All right. 640 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:34,601 Good. Yeah. Tell Todd that everything's cool. 641 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:36,769 He and old girl hit it off. He down for the night. 642 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:39,772 -All right. Cool. Bye. -Okay, yeah, bye. See you now. 643 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,608 -It's eight o'clock -Uh-huh. Eight o'clock. 644 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:46,237 Suck ass. Scared me to fucking death. 645 00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:50,575 -Yo, what's this thing about a screening? -Goddamn. Boys and Girls Club, man. 646 00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:52,452 They're screening Anti-verse today. 647 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:54,412 Yeah. 648 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:01,628 Yo. 649 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:03,963 You're here? 650 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,132 Okay, yeah, 1437. 651 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:08,301 Solid. 652 00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:10,887 Okay, he's here. 653 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,936 All right, all right, so now the party's started. 654 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:19,145 What's up, Carlton? 655 00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:21,522 Yo, anybody see you? 656 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,776 Yeah, but they don't know what I'm doing here, so fuck 'em. 657 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:29,906 You know, all the time, you were telling me that he was your brother. 658 00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:31,991 I thought it was a lie, I didn't believe you, 659 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,661 but now I get to meet him because he killed somebody. 660 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,371 He's got a weird sense of humor. 661 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:39,624 K, this is Ari. Ari, this is K, my brother. 662 00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:42,043 -Hey, Carlton's brother. -I didn't kill nobody. 663 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,212 He didn't… He didn't kill anybody? 664 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,215 So where's Sleeping Beauty? 665 00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:49,968 -Bedroom. -Yeah, of course. 666 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,762 -Accident or some tabloid shit? -Accident. 667 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:55,014 Yeah, well, that's what they all say. Hmm? 668 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:59,227 Until they clear charges or write their memoirs or shit. 669 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:02,063 Celebrities! They're funny, right? 670 00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:04,023 -You know, your jokes are fucked up. 671 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:05,817 Hello? Honey, I'm home. 672 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:10,113 He's got a fucked-up sense of humor, but he's right and exact. He's a pro. 673 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,866 Is he a pro or is he somebody that wants to be a fucking comedian? 674 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:17,161 What was that? Is this a joke to him? 675 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,914 She is dead. About as dead as dead can be. 676 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,541 So here's what we're gonna do. 677 00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:24,544 We are going to order room service, okay. For two people. 678 00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:27,964 We're gonna order two steaks, two eggs, some juice. 679 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:30,508 Hash browns, you like hash browns? A little bacon. 680 00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:32,343 Tea and coffee. 681 00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,096 And a cheeseburger. Okay? 682 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:38,433 Then I want you to go to 20th and Commerce. 683 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,643 You will find a beige Chrysler 300. 684 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:45,231 I want you to drive that thing in to the Cuthbert Street service entrance. 685 00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:49,277 You're gonna park it facing west, 20 feet from two double yellow doors. 686 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:54,115 Most importantly, listen to me, you're gonna reverse in from 19th Street. 687 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,951 Why? Because the Chase Bank has cameras. 688 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,494 I cannot look at that face! 689 00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:02,832 -That is… Oh. Anyway, you got it? -Got it. 690 00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:04,083 Yeah? 691 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,043 C, you got it? 692 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,671 Yeah, he's got it. Kid, are you religious? 693 00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:10,798 -What? -God. Do you believe in God? 694 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,217 -Well… -Doesn't matter. 695 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,553 You don't have to believe in God to believe in angels. 696 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,472 Think of me as an angel 697 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:21,601 who has come to you in your darkest hour of need 698 00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:23,102 to guide you through it. 699 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,730 Before I fade from memory. 700 00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:28,357 It's nice, right? 701 00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:31,235 No. 702 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,363 Not when you put it like that, it's not nice at all. 703 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:37,325 All right, well, it will be nice when we pull it off. 704 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:40,453 Okay, okay, I ordered. 705 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:44,207 Kid, you gotta keep your shit together, okay? 706 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,876 Can't have that look on your face when room service comes. 707 00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:48,169 What face? 708 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:51,297 That look like, "a girl just died in my room" 709 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,382 after you had sex with her. 710 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:55,885 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ari. Ari. K is out of this. 711 00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:57,470 -Mm-hmm. -I got this. 712 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,933 Hmm? You get the cart and the car. 713 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:04,102 I'm gonna get started in there. 714 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,480 What are you about to do in there? 715 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:11,734 Uh, well, she's gonna need a little help getting in that cart. 716 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,111 Right? It's not very pretty, 717 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:16,322 but you're welcome to watch if that's what gets your dick hard. 718 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,991 -What the fuck--? Is he playing? -Stop. Stop. 719 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:20,743 -Is he playing? -Go to my room. 720 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,620 -Is this a game? -No. Go to my room. 721 00:35:22,703 --> 00:35:23,996 This is my fucking life. 722 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,374 -Okay. Let's go. -What's he talking about my dick for? 723 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:29,710 -Come on. Go in the room. -C, this ain't playing games, man. 724 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:33,923 Okay. Just chill. It'll be over soon. 725 00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:43,641 How the fuck did I get myself into this, man? 726 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:47,413 You go up, I go down. You go, "near." I go, "near." 727 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,625 Wrote that while you were sleeping. 728 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,585 -Where is she? She's gone. 729 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,087 What did you expect? 730 00:36:58,466 --> 00:36:59,842 That came as well. 731 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:02,762 So, when Carlton gets here… Check it out. 732 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:07,767 You gotta eat it, or flush half of it, doesn't matter. 733 00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:09,727 It's gotta look like it's eaten, all right? 734 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,354 And the… 735 00:37:11,437 --> 00:37:14,273 I couldn't get fresh sheets because that would mean we call housekeeping. 736 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:16,943 So the dirty sheets that are on the floor in there, 737 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:19,195 I want you to grab them and put them in the tub 738 00:37:19,278 --> 00:37:22,490 and run hot water over and use those little bottles of shampoo. 739 00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:25,701 Dump the whole thing on there, get her scent and her hair out, 740 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,120 make sure the drain is open, of course. 741 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,414 And, uh… Are you getting this? 742 00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:32,875 You want me to write it down for you? 743 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:35,628 I'm kidding, right? 744 00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:38,923 Write it down. It's a fucking felony. Why would you write it… down? 745 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:42,218 But what you should do is, uh, answer this question. 746 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:44,971 If someone says, "Have you seen this girl?" 747 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,723 You say, "I don't know who the fuck you're talking about." 748 00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:52,270 And don't pretend like this is your first groupie whose name you don't remember. 749 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,606 It's probably why you're getting divorced, right? 750 00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:59,860 Don't give me that face. Come on, man, it was in the papers. 751 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:04,073 There is… one rule you gotta remember. 752 00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:08,828 And that is: no body, no crime. 753 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:13,249 Listen. Girls like this, they disappear all the time, 754 00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:14,834 and no one comes looking. 755 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,753 So, we good? 756 00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:21,465 All right, let's talk about my fee. 757 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,801 Carlton said that you were gonna, um… 758 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,431 -That you was gonna hook him up. -Would you do a set at my house for free? 759 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,519 All right, then, how much does… 760 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:38,899 How much does something like this cost? Are we talking $50,000? 761 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,027 Fifty thousand dollars? Um… 762 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,112 Come on, man, you're rich. 763 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:48,784 You made, what? 68 million doing concerts, appearances, movies. 764 00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:50,411 That was just this year. 765 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,913 So, no, I don't think 50 is gonna cut it. 766 00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:58,627 So how much? 767 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,713 I'm thinking 500,000. 768 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:03,174 A month. 769 00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:05,718 For a year. 770 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:15,227 Five… 771 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:18,314 Five hundred thousand dollars a month. 772 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,818 For a year. So you're talking about a total of… 773 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,154 Six million dollars. Yeah. 774 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,366 What? That's too much? 775 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:31,994 Come on, you made that from that Meryl Streep movie. 776 00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:36,040 Were you cool being her, uh, butler? 777 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,044 -I'd be her butler for six million. -Hey, you and Carlton friends? 778 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,879 Friends don't mean you get a freebie. 779 00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:43,547 -So, six million? -That's right. 780 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:46,967 Come on. Considering all you've given Carlton. 781 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,470 I'm worth way more, dollar for dollar. 782 00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:52,264 Which is why you will pay me. 783 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,811 First installment is due Monday. 784 00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:01,857 Number's on the card. 785 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:06,404 And if I don't hear from you by 7:00 a.m., 786 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:10,157 then that story that runs on TMZ… 787 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:15,204 that is going to be one they will never forget. 788 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:20,084 If you think I'm gonna go to the cops, don't worry about that. 789 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:24,338 Because what I'm gonna do to you if you don't pay will be a hell of a lot worse. 790 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,183 Come on now, eat up. 791 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,498 Everything's taken care of. 792 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:02,251 We're good. 793 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,297 Everything's gonna be okay. 794 00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:09,717 Everything will be okay? 795 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:11,760 Yeah. 796 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,346 He asked me for six million dollars, C. 797 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:17,391 Six, what? No, nah he wouldn't do that, man. 798 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:22,229 He did it while you were fucking gone. He asked me for six million dollars, C. 799 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,814 This motherfucker! 800 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,319 Hey, look, hey… Look K, man. 801 00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:31,322 I knew he was gonna cost you, I ain't know it was gonna be all that. 802 00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:33,866 Let me just talk to him. I know this motherfucker. I'll-- 803 00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:35,576 I'll work it out. 804 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,163 I got this. I got this. Okay? 805 00:41:39,246 --> 00:41:41,832 Why is it that every time you tell me you got it, 806 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,751 I feel like I get in more trouble? 807 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:45,586 -You notice that? -Trust me, bro. 808 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,214 Whenever you say you got it, you never have it. 809 00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:52,259 And I asked you, C. I asked you. I said, "Don't fuck me on this one." 810 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,054 That's what I said to you. Now, I look up and I'm getting fucked. 811 00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:58,641 I'm getting fucked. Why can't you do anything right? 812 00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:01,685 What's your record, 0 for a 100? 813 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:05,648 As a matter of fact, I know because I got people in LA keeping score, 814 00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:07,566 and they're keeping score with dollars. 815 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:11,737 With fucking dollars. Because that's what I spend on your ass. 816 00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:15,533 -Yo, careful, man. -Careful? Careful for what? 817 00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:19,954 If Friday the 13th were a person, it would be you. 818 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:21,830 I'm your fucking younger brother. 819 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:23,832 I've been taking care of you my whole life. 820 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,794 Un-fucking-real. All I've done for you, and this is how you repay me? 821 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,546 Man, fuck you with that bullshit. 822 00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:32,383 -Me going pro went south because of you. -Stop with the going pro! 823 00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:35,302 Shut up, man! You didn't go pro because you got caught on a corner. 824 00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,387 Oh, okay. 825 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,974 You're not the only person who got caught and had a chance to rebuild their life. 826 00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:40,933 Jay-Z did. 827 00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:43,310 Biggie did it. They somehow went up. 828 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,980 But what did my brother do? Well, he does what he always does. 829 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:48,148 My brother somehow found a way to lose. 830 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:51,151 Because that's what you do, you fucking lose. 831 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,989 This fucking loser act that you've perfected over the years, 832 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:56,991 guess what, it finally rubbed off. 833 00:42:57,074 --> 00:43:00,869 I'm right there with you, but now I got a lot more to lose than just my career. 834 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,538 A whole lot more. 835 00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:05,791 Your bitch-ass is all bold now that the body gone? 836 00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:07,209 "Bitch-ass" now. 837 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:10,421 Look, if you think I fucked up, then, 838 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,924 you can go ahead and deal with Ari any way you choose. 839 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:16,885 But just remember this… 840 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,389 This time, you ain't paying for my fuck-up. 841 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,184 This one is all yours. 842 00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:26,395 Bruh. 843 00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:40,743 Hello. -Hey. 844 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,955 -Hey. What up, Terry? Can you hear me? -Kid, is that you? 845 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,415 Yeah, it's me. 846 00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:48,417 What time is it? Are you okay? 847 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:49,668 Um… 848 00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:53,339 Yeah, I'm good, it's, uh… You know. 849 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:57,635 It's a little late, but I'm straight. Dude, I'm thinking-- 850 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,721 I think it's time that I, um… 851 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:05,351 I start doing more for my family, man, right? 852 00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:08,145 Like, mainly… mainly Carlton. 853 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:11,065 You didn't talk to him, did you? 854 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:15,235 No, we talked. We had a long talk, actually. 855 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:16,612 Um… 856 00:44:16,695 --> 00:44:18,530 You know, maybe we should get Todd up. Huh? 857 00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:20,658 -No. Don't do that, Terry. -What? 858 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,159 Don't fucking do that, man. 859 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:24,995 -I didn't call Todd, I called you. -No, I know. 860 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,706 Now, what I want you to do is listen. 861 00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:28,749 Okay. 862 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:30,751 For a change, just listen. 863 00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:31,794 Okay. 864 00:44:31,877 --> 00:44:32,878 I, um… 865 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,507 I just want to set Carlton up one last time. 866 00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:39,343 Okay, all right. How much? When? 867 00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:48,686 I feel like if I'm gonna do it, I just wanna do it right, so… 868 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,647 you know, I wanna give him like… 869 00:44:54,983 --> 00:44:56,652 I wanna give him, like, 500. 870 00:44:58,153 --> 00:45:01,407 500K at the top of every month. 871 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,203 For the next year. 872 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,710 Kid, do you need me to send the police to your room right now? 873 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:18,215 -I mean, just gimme a sign. Is he there? No, Terry. What did I ask you to do? 874 00:45:18,298 --> 00:45:20,300 -I know, but-- -What did I ask you to do? 875 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,053 -Yeah, but-- I said, for once, do your fucking job. 876 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:27,266 -I understand. -What I asked you to set my brother up. 877 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:29,685 That means, in the morning, call the fucking bank, 878 00:45:29,768 --> 00:45:31,562 tell the bank what I need. 879 00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:33,856 Transfer the money so it goes to Carlton's account, 880 00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:36,233 and then… and then, moving forward, 881 00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:41,113 do the same thing at the top of the month so it goes down for the-- 882 00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:44,867 Okay. Kid, you just can't give somebody that kind of money. 883 00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:45,909 You can't. 884 00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:48,370 You have to report something like this, declare it. 885 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,581 What are you talking about? When--? Since when? 886 00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:53,083 I didn't-- Name another time when I've had to do it. 887 00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:56,962 It's the law. We get audited every year for every dime you spend. 888 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,678 -Kid, I've been doing this a long time. 889 00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:09,391 You give someone that kind of money, it doesn't buy you what you think. 890 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:12,853 It's a green light, and they keep coming back for more. 891 00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:17,649 That kind of money, it's not one last time. 892 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,370 -I hear you. -Okay. 893 00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:35,000 -I just need to think, I need to, um... -Okay. 894 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:41,590 I need to think about, you know, the whole thing. 895 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,342 -So just hold off. -Yeah, take your time. 896 00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:46,053 -Just hold off. Don't do shit. -Okay. 897 00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:48,013 -Till I tell you to do it. -Okay. You got it. 898 00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:55,562 My advice is to reopen the restaurant, 899 00:46:56,271 --> 00:46:58,857 you run the money through there, and, boom, you declare it. 900 00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:03,362 Celebrities, they always go stupid with their money in restaurants, it's simple. 901 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:07,616 So, how are we gonna play it? 902 00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:10,410 I'll get you the money. 903 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,706 I mean, but if you want me to give you six mil, 904 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:17,167 you gotta do better than telling me it's all good. 905 00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:18,794 How may I ease your mind? 906 00:47:18,877 --> 00:47:21,421 Well, how do I know it's not coming back on me? 907 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:24,758 How do I know you haven't talked to the world? Who else knows you're here? 908 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,385 Who knows about this, knows about me? 909 00:47:26,468 --> 00:47:28,554 -I have none of these answers. -Nobody. 910 00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:29,721 Except your brother. 911 00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:32,766 -You're just gonna have to trust me. -No. 912 00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:35,894 No, that's not gonna fucking fly, man. 913 00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:40,065 You gotta do a much better job of selling me than that, Ari. 914 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:42,943 Okay, you gotta put my mind at ease. 915 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:46,280 If you don't wanna put my mind at ease, then maybe I keep the money. 916 00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:48,198 I'll take my chances with the cops. 917 00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:50,742 Me and you may end up sharing a cell, for all I know. 918 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:53,370 Okay, maybe we do. 919 00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:56,540 I'm sorry, man. You're just not a very good actor. 920 00:47:56,623 --> 00:48:00,294 But I'll play with you, Hollywood. All right? I'll play. How's this? 921 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:04,923 In my line of work, someone finds out I got my hooks into something fat, 922 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,842 they want a piece of that action. 923 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:08,760 And I don't want that. 924 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:12,848 When you find gold, you don't tell everyone where it's buried, right? 925 00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:14,474 You keep it all to yourself. 926 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:18,186 And you, my friend, I am going to keep all to myself. 927 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,605 What about fucking Daphne? 928 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:22,900 How are you so certain that the cops won't find her body on their own? 929 00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:26,069 Because it's someplace safe where nobody will find it. 930 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:29,698 How do I know that in a month you don't go and jack the price up on me? 931 00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:32,743 The minute I cash the first check, I am your partner. 932 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:35,412 -I share the same risk. -You're my partner? 933 00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:39,458 Okay, so I guess that means I gotta trust you, right? 934 00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:49,801 We're gonna do the, um… we're gonna do the restaurant thing. 935 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,053 Good. 936 00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:54,306 I'll put it in you and Carlton's name. Y'all take it from there. 937 00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:58,226 After that, I don't wanna talk to you no more. I don't wanna see your face. 938 00:48:58,310 --> 00:49:00,604 I don't wanna be associated with you anymore. 939 00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:02,731 I don't know if I can do that, I mean, 940 00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:06,902 I kinda thought maybe I'd be an… and actor, 941 00:49:06,985 --> 00:49:09,738 and maybe you could give me a role in one of your movies. 942 00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:12,032 You just think you can shit on me, don't you? 943 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:15,786 You can shit all over me because I need your fucking help, 944 00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:16,912 is that what you think? 945 00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:19,831 Kid, just take a fucking shower. 946 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:23,418 Have a good shit. Stop waking up with dead girls in your bed, 947 00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:25,754 and this will go away. 948 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:28,590 You won't have to do this again. Can we get on with it? 949 00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:35,180 How'd you get the body out of here? 950 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:38,642 It's a hotel, there's cameras everywhere, how'd you do it? 951 00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:40,102 I had to break some bones. 952 00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:44,106 Then I folded her up, into a little ball, 953 00:49:45,023 --> 00:49:46,942 and I stuffed her into the cart. 954 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,946 We rolled that cart to the service elevator. 955 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:55,283 Fourth floor cameras are out, so we went to the fourth floor and then… 956 00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:58,120 the trash chute's on the fourth floor, 957 00:49:58,203 --> 00:50:01,873 it leads down to the Cuthbert Street Dumpster. 958 00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:10,924 You see, I used to have a contract with this place, this hotel. So… 959 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:15,512 And then I wrapped her in a tarp, 960 00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:18,515 and your brother and I, we put her in the trunk of a car, 961 00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:20,934 and we went away. 962 00:50:22,227 --> 00:50:23,186 Okay. 963 00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:26,898 But I got a question for you now. 964 00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,821 How does it feel to be so rich? 965 00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:34,322 You're unreal, man. 966 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,492 It's complicated. 967 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:39,036 Well, I've got time. 968 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,330 Bet you fucking do. 969 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,712 Everything I got, I earned. That's all me. 970 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,425 I never had my hand out, I never took something that wasn't mine. 971 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,136 I never hurt anybody. 972 00:50:57,262 --> 00:50:59,264 I took a lot of people with me. 973 00:50:59,347 --> 00:51:02,267 A whole lot of fucking people. And all those people rely on me now. 974 00:51:02,350 --> 00:51:03,769 And now you rely on me. 975 00:51:04,686 --> 00:51:06,396 Being rich ain't that simple, Ari. 976 00:51:07,355 --> 00:51:09,357 Just like you getting that dead body out of here, 977 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:11,193 it's a lot of twists and turns. 978 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:16,865 See, the funny thing about making money, the more you make, the more you realize 979 00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:19,201 the money is secondary to the decisions you make. 980 00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:21,578 Sorry. You really believe that shit, right? Like… 981 00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:25,207 No, I'm asking because I saw you on TV, you were doing all that motivational shit. 982 00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:28,001 And I thought it was just a bunch of crap, a gimmick, 983 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,754 but you're standing here telling me, and you actually believe it. 984 00:51:30,837 --> 00:51:31,713 -I do. -All right. 985 00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:35,258 When people run up on me and talk shit and think they can get away with it, 986 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:38,053 well, that's why that pisses me off. It annoys me. 987 00:51:38,136 --> 00:51:40,972 It annoys the fuck out of me. Because of what I believe, well… 988 00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:43,350 That's the reason these same people can't take advantage. 989 00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:45,602 Will you just write the fucking check? 990 00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:56,154 I heard you. 991 00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:01,159 Write the fucking check. 992 00:52:03,578 --> 00:52:05,872 It's so easy to take too. Right? 993 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,751 Everybody can just fucking take from me. 994 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:14,464 -Why not? It's so fucking easy for me too. -Uh-huh. 995 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,883 'Cause everybody else assumes that it's easy, 996 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:20,470 but the difference between you and everybody else is that you… 997 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:23,765 you made a mistake. 998 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,727 You told me how to get the fucking body out! 999 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:30,981 You fucker! 1000 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:52,419 Fuck you! 1001 00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:53,837 -Fuck you! 1002 00:52:54,462 --> 00:52:55,463 Fuck you! 1003 00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:03,889 Fuck you! Huh? 1004 00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:05,849 You wanna fucking take from me? 1005 00:53:07,809 --> 00:53:08,810 Huh? 1006 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,729 You wanna fucking take from me? 1007 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:12,480 Huh? 1008 00:53:14,107 --> 00:53:15,192 Fuck you. 1009 00:53:17,402 --> 00:53:18,403 Fuck you. 1010 00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:24,284 Get the fuck off me. 1011 00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:08,286 What's up? What you doing up? It's 2:00 a.m. there. 1012 00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:11,581 Patrick spent the night, and we watched a scary movie. 1013 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,458 You're not supposed to watch scary movies. 1014 00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:15,210 I know, but I did. 1015 00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:17,504 Patrick's asleep, and now I'm afraid. 1016 00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:19,256 You ain't gotta be afraid, man. 1017 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:22,259 I told you that. Plus, the monsters, they… 1018 00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:26,805 The monsters only come after the people that they know are scared. 1019 00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:29,266 Are you having fun? 1020 00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:38,566 No. 1021 00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:42,737 No, man, I'm not having fun. 1022 00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:47,867 Why don't you go to bed, okay? I'll call you in the morning. 1023 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:50,829 Okay. Well, I love you. 1024 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,499 I miss you. 1025 00:54:54,582 --> 00:54:56,293 -I miss you too. -Mm… 1026 00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:57,752 Go to bed, Dad. 1027 00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:26,656 What the fuck did you do? 1028 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:34,414 I decided that I didn't wanna pay six million dollars.