1 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:06,715 rock music 2 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:26,985 Are we just gonna leave him there? 3 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,071 Too cold and snowy to dump him out in the street. 4 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,032 I hope he doesn't steal anything. 5 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,450 Kev and V'll kill us. 6 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,035 [Tommy] Are you kidding me? 7 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:36,703 Frank's ass will still be lying there 8 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,205 when we come back in the morning. 9 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,926 [door closes] 10 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:03,229 [jingling] 11 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:17,368 [ghostly voice] Frank. You passed out again. 12 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,661 Uh-oh... 13 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,247 lullaby playing 14 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,210 [ghostly voice] Frank, it's me. 15 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,711 [Ian] Should we move him? 16 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,595 [ghostly voice] Come on, Frank. 17 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,680 I don't have a lot of time. 18 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:38,515 Oh... 19 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:39,974 Dad, wake up. Get up. 20 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,309 -Frank? -Frank? 21 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,352 -Frank! -Frank. 22 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:43,603 -[Ian] Hey. Frank? -Get up. 23 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,687 Come on, buddy. Up and at 'em. 24 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,606 -[Sheila] Frank! -[Sammi] Wake up! 25 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:47,690 [Fiona] Get up! 26 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:50,110 [ghostly voice] Rise and shine, you lazy fuck! 27 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:51,069 Don't hurt me. 28 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,737 I thought the money on the bar was mine. 29 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,949 I didn't steal it. I will pay you back... 30 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,201 next... 31 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,285 Dad? 32 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:04,290 Do I look like Princess Diana with a hog between my legs? 33 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:06,292 Uh, you're a ghost? 34 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:09,212 That's what happens when people die. 35 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:13,091 And a real rocket scientist you turned out to be. 36 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,259 [laughs] 37 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,637 [Ingrid] Three, two, one, go! 38 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:20,223 jaunty music 39 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,850 [Frank] Give me the money. 40 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:22,767 Frank? 41 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,436 What? No. 42 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,689 Frank! What are you doing here? 43 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:30,191 Happy Thanksgiving. 44 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,151 [grunts] 45 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:32,777 I need whiskey. 46 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,154 We have to stay hydrated. 47 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,866 Wonder if I should've gotten the air-conditioned seats... 48 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,576 for my tushy. 49 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:41,536 [grunts] 50 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:44,080 Uh, Your Honor, all due respect, 51 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,707 maybe it's time for you to be 52 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:48,084 the change you wanna see in the world. 53 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,335 [car horns blaring] 54 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:50,378 [driver] Hey, dipshit! 55 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:56,759 Nice panties. 56 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,761 [Frank] Electroshock therapy. 57 00:02:58,803 --> 00:02:59,929 I saw it on TV. 58 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,181 Plug that in. 59 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:02,932 -Really? -What, did I stutter? 60 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,851 I said-- 61 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:07,729 What are you doing here? 62 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,815 I'm the ghost of Gallaghers past... 63 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,817 or some shit like that. 64 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:16,446 I've been sent here to help you change your ways. 65 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:17,322 Why you? 66 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,699 Well, no one else wanted to do it, 67 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,075 so he volunteered me. 68 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:23,036 Upstairs? You're in heaven? 69 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,038 Upstairs is hell. 70 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,415 Downstairs is heaven. 71 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:30,335 People have been getting this wrong for years. 72 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,754 organ music 73 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,839 [Bianca] You believe in God, Frank? 74 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,467 I believe in a force 75 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:39,552 that thinks it's greater than myself. 76 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:41,221 When you're living on the street, 77 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:43,389 you start to question if there really is a god. 78 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:44,891 There is no God. 79 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:45,850 We're all gonna die. 80 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,977 I don't care how much they meditate. 81 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,020 When the time comes, 82 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,064 those Hindus will be shitting their pants, 83 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,649 just like the rest of us. 84 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:54,734 You know what they'll be thinking? 85 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,903 "Fuck, I wish I'd tried steak." 86 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,948 upbeat music 87 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,666 Enlightenment is a waste of time. 88 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,167 Religion isn't a startup, Ian. 89 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,460 You want God to talk to you, 90 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,087 you gotta stick with the classics: 91 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:17,090 Buddhism, Judaism, 92 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:18,383 Christianity. 93 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,803 Father Pete. Just who I was looking for. 94 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,763 Silver's locked up, Frank. 95 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:24,722 [laughs] 96 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,182 All right, ten Hail Marys and light a candle. 97 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,350 Ten? Really? Just ten-- 98 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,060 All right, 20. What the hell do you want? 99 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,353 The Bible is the word of God... 100 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,063 How can it be the word of God... 101 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,189 ...passed down for generations! 102 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,275 ...if it was rewritten by King James? 103 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,027 There's not enough laughs in religion these days. 104 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,530 Too much fire and brimstone. It turns the kids off. 105 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:41,864 And if you break the rules, 106 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,741 you burn in hell for all eternity. 107 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,076 And there's your enlightenment. 108 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,077 Enlightenment. 109 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,704 Nirvana. 110 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,080 I loved their first album. 111 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,833 So that's it? You're turning away sinners 112 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:53,501 who are looking for forgiveness? 113 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,921 This is why white kids are flocking to Allah. 114 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,464 If a man can't find a little comfort 115 00:04:58,506 --> 00:04:59,549 from the Catholic Church, 116 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,758 maybe it's time to admit 117 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,093 Martin Luther had a point. 118 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,305 The human genitalia is like God's compass. 119 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:06,848 Our devices don't work 120 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,933 if we try to point them in a direction 121 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,184 they don't wanna go in. 122 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:11,728 Gonna meet your maker 123 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:13,021 Meet your maker 124 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:14,522 Eventually 125 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,773 You're gonna meet your maker 126 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,025 Ooh, ooh... 127 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:20,361 We have to deny the existence of a permanent entity. 128 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:23,281 All things are in a constant state of flux, 129 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,950 and no permanent state exists by itself. 130 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,414 When I lose something, I like to say a little prayer. 131 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,999 Heavenly Father, sweet Mary, 132 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,792 that donkey, little drummer boy... 133 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,711 Something's lost and cannot be found. 134 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,421 Please, Saint Anthony, look around. 135 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:39,380 Amen. 136 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,423 -Frank, great! -[customer] Thank you. 137 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,716 You didn't lose your job yet. 138 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,552 When you address me, I'd prefer you call me Francis. 139 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,303 Uh-huh. 140 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,763 I made a new tag this morning. 141 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:47,847 I'll also accept "saint." 142 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,600 "Francis" refers to Saint Francis of Assisi, 143 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,935 designated patron saint of animals. 144 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:55,229 I've always been a lover of animals. 145 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:57,106 Do I bless them? 146 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,566 Yes, I do. 147 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,237 [Debbie] Oh, shit, she's walking to Frank! 148 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,864 "Suffer the little children to come to me, 149 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,450 and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God 150 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,577 belongs to such as these." 151 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:10,870 Shit, he really is Saint Francis. 152 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:14,916 [cheers and applause] 153 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:15,917 The Bible says... 154 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,085 Frank Gallagher! 155 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:19,379 This is the best place to shout at God. 156 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,339 Tell him how you feel. Don't be shy. 157 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,507 Just scream your guts out. 158 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,550 That all you got? That's it? 159 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:26,302 I'm still here! 160 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,678 Frank Gallagher! 161 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,847 You see me? You fucker. 162 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,100 Asshole! Motherfucker! 163 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:36,604 [Frank's father] Now, let's take a look at the order form. 164 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,606 Says here you've become a horrible person. 165 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,691 -That's not true-- -Shut the fuck up! 166 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,527 I'm trying to read this to you. 167 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:43,736 I'm sorry, Daddy. 168 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,029 I'm supposed to show you 169 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,031 all the times you've been nice. 170 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,574 There've been a lot of them. 171 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,660 I'm here to remind you of who you really are 172 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:52,412 so you don't end up being fuck-buddies 173 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:55,373 with the Devil someday. 174 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,417 All right, let's do this thing. 175 00:06:57,458 --> 00:07:01,379 Times you've been nice. 176 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,713 upbeat music 177 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:03,714 Don't touch my cup, Frank. 178 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,967 I just came over to say hello, Benny. 179 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:07,051 Jesus. 180 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,637 That's a neat trick, you knowing it was me, though. 181 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,056 You're one bucket of KFC extra crispy 182 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,392 away from giving Precious a run for her money. 183 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,186 You know I got a fucking thyroid condition. 184 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,522 Look, I can do this. [chuckles] 185 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,816 -They sent me home from school. -[Frank] Well, beat it. 186 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,860 Your grandma and I are gonna get into some action. 187 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:24,986 No cockblocking. 188 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:26,112 Hey, wait. What's going on here? 189 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,614 Yeah, buddy. Who got you all snot-nosed? 190 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:32,660 [Queenie] Oh, my gosh. Who upset my little woodchuck? 191 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:33,744 Now close your mouth 192 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,538 before someone considers it an invitation 193 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,415 and pour me a goddamn drink. 194 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,042 [Frank] What's he doing in our bed? 195 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,002 Ow. 196 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:43,421 I forgive you for everything you've done: 197 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,215 for not telling me when you cut that batch of coke 198 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:48,176 with just a touch of Drano, 199 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,344 for promising me to that drug dealer 200 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,888 in exchange for crystal meth. 201 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:54,515 And you told everybody I was nothing but a good fuck 202 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:56,642 on the washing machine at the Laundromat. 203 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,644 Frank, I am miscarrying. 204 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:00,104 Right now? Oh, God. 205 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,230 Will you come with me? 206 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:02,690 Frank! Four shots, 207 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,400 or you're disqualified. 208 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,318 Come with me, Frank. 209 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:07,653 I will be back. I love you. 210 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,030 I'm gonna win this. 211 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:10,198 I'll be back! 212 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:11,616 [Dax] There he goes. There he goes. 213 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,700 Okay! 214 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,160 [Frank] If Sheils makes it down tomorrow, 215 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,995 you promise to keep your mouth shut about me? 216 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,288 -No. -[patron] Yeah, right. 217 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,748 Fuck you. 218 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:20,458 [Frank] It's dangerous out there, Sheils. 219 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,211 I don't want anything to happen to you 220 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:24,545 because I love you. 221 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:25,463 [screams] 222 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,965 It was just a car backfiring, sweetie. 223 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,426 You can't control what goes on in the world. 224 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,345 You can just choose to be a part of it. 225 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,472 -[Frank] Ha. -Very funny, asshole. 226 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,891 Oh, come on. I'm just messing with you. 227 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,310 Let me buy you a drink. 228 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,186 Oh, my God! 229 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,938 Thank God someone is home! 230 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:43,022 Please, help me! 231 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:46,150 -[gasps] -What is happening? 232 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,819 -I want you. -[sighs] 233 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,863 If we fuck, I die. 234 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:51,822 She's gonna die soon. 235 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,074 What-what-what are you after, 236 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:54,283 her home, her pension? 237 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,117 I may love her. 238 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,244 [Dottie] What the hell's that? 239 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:57,703 An engagement ring. 240 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,997 -You're not serious. -Serious as a heart attack. 241 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,874 Uh, sorry. That was in poor taste. 242 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,417 I'll be your wife. 243 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:04,961 [laughs] 244 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:08,089 [pager beeping] 245 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,298 [line trilling] 246 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,466 -Uh, yeah. -[caller] We've been informed 247 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,009 there may be a heart available. 248 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:16,138 Um, she... she doesn't need it anymore. 249 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,974 I won't last another six months. 250 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:20,893 You gotta keep a positive outlook, Dottie. 251 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,270 I'm ready to go now, Frank. 252 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:23,437 Take me to the bedroom. 253 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:24,438 We're not married. 254 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,148 I know that you've been playing me. 255 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,775 My money's gonna go to my daughter. 256 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:28,985 I'll give you two grand. 257 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:29,777 Make it three? 258 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,070 Two and the flat-screen. 259 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,906 [both moaning] 260 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,996 Why didn't we do that a long time ago? 261 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,458 My girlfriend died. 262 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,838 [Monica] I forgive you for dragging me three blocks 263 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:49,922 with the car. 264 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:50,965 Okay, sweetheart, 265 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,300 that was an accident. 266 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,010 No, it wasn't, my love. 267 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,094 How was I supposed to know 268 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,929 that your dress was caught in the door? 269 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,681 I-I-I can-I can explain. 270 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,391 I can explain. Here's the thing. 271 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,727 That was a total misunderstanding. 272 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,312 Taken out of context. 273 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:05,813 Pharmaceutical entrapment. 274 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,064 I thought she was a he. 275 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,733 I was being a good father. 276 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,734 Kids come pre-wired. 277 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,068 It has nothing to do with your parenting. 278 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,238 It was a total accident. I was told hamsters could swim. 279 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,281 I had been assured 280 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,325 that those needles were almost good as new. 281 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:22,163 That's very unfortunate. The '90s were a racist time. 282 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:24,582 Jesus! I need it more than you. 283 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,542 -Help! -No, no, no, no. 284 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,502 You just punched a little girl! 285 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:30,129 Okay, that- that was an accident. 286 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,964 I was going more for a soft tap. 287 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,342 Uh... 288 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,052 Those were the times I was nice? 289 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:38,262 [Frank's father] Those were the best we could find. 290 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,140 Enjoy gargling Satan's sperm. 291 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,308 Bye-bye. 292 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,852 Oh, come on. This is a mistake. 293 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:48,606 I'm a nice guy, really. Ask anyone. 294 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,523 Frank Gallagher. 295 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,733 Nobody loves you, Frank. 296 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,818 Loving husband, devoted father. 297 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:53,819 You mean that deadbeat 298 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:54,862 that consistently fails 299 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,197 to take care of his family? 300 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,824 [Kev] A truly respected and cherished member 301 00:10:58,866 --> 00:10:59,784 of this community. 302 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,285 You should just die now, Frank. 303 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,411 Save everyone a lot of trouble. 304 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,121 Glad you're walking again, Frank. 305 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,873 I was praying for permanent paralysis. 306 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,041 Kind of hoping you were dead. 307 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,000 Thought Frank was dead. 308 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,794 Yeah, unfortunately, he's still alive. 309 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,004 Frank had wronged this family 20 ways since Tuesday. 310 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,005 I mean, he sued Addie 311 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,340 for a loose handrail on the porch, 312 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,217 opened credit cards in all our names, 313 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,510 stole our Chevy Malibu, 314 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,220 made meth in the bathroom upstairs. 315 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,181 You're the reason we had to install security cameras. 316 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,474 Everybody hates Frank. 317 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,433 We hate you, Frank. 318 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,685 We fucking hate you, Frank. 319 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,019 Not a fucking chance, Frank. 320 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,063 I still owe you a beating from last year. 321 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,189 Miss, excuse me. 322 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,108 Could you prescribe something for the pain? 323 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:34,527 Twenty of morphine would be more than enough. 324 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:35,611 You're Frank, right? 325 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,904 -Yes. -No. 326 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,490 What could that woman possibly see in Frank? 327 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,991 [Veronica] Maybe she's blind. 328 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,243 And has no sense of smell. 329 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,869 What about Frank? We can't leave him here. 330 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,038 -[Fiona] Of course we can. -But it's getting cold. 331 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,249 His thick layer of bullshit will keep him warm. 332 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,751 We can't not have a bed for Frank anymore, can we? 333 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,961 -[Lip] Of course we can. -Fuck Frank. 334 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,879 Please stop worrying about Frank. 335 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,965 He is a black hole of endless need 336 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,633 that will suck the life out of you. 337 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:58,801 Excuse me. Do you know where 338 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,803 I might be able to find Frank Gallagher? 339 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,847 Best bet? Nearest jail or gutter. 340 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,889 What the hell's wrong with him? 341 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,057 Got a couple hours? 342 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,934 -You're a raging alcoholic. -Who owes money to everyone. 343 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,269 Who's had sex with her daughter. 344 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,395 I'm impressed, in spite 345 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,522 of my deep loathing for you personally. 346 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,690 We should get a dog. 347 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,859 [Karen laughs] We have Frank. 348 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,819 [Frank] What the hell's that supposed to mean? 349 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,945 You have shit on the carpet. 350 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,321 [Fiona] You brought him home. He's your puppy. 351 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,407 He makes a mess on the rug, you're cleaning it up. 352 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,743 [Sammi] He's like an untrained dog 353 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,703 who keeps shitting all over the house. 354 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,998 So we have three options: run the dog over, 355 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,459 send the dog back to the pound to be gassed, 356 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,626 or train the dog. 357 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,378 -Frank can change, right? -No. 358 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,546 Same fucking Frank. 359 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,881 Frank is a Frank, 360 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,549 and his proper pronoun is "it." 361 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,050 He's like a cat. He'll be back. 362 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,177 Frank's like scabies. 363 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,596 You can't get rid of him, no matter how hard you try. 364 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:44,722 Frank's a cockroach. 365 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,348 You can stomp on him, spray him, try and drown him, 366 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,726 but he always comes crawling back up out of the toilet bowl. 367 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,853 Only two things will be left roaming the Earth 368 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,146 after the next apocalypse: 369 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,315 cockroaches and Frank Gallagher. 370 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,734 [reporter] One local hero has decided 371 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,777 to take a stand. 372 00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,445 [patron] Fuck you, Frank! 373 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,989 [crowd yelling] 374 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,324 Screw them. 375 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,950 They don't know what they're talking about. 376 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,495 They're just jealous, trying to take me down, 377 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,163 ruin my reputation. 378 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,540 I'm the nicest guy on the South Side. 379 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,918 [scoffs] Sorry, son. 380 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,295 Wait, Daddy. Please don't leave me again. 381 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,297 I need you here, really. 382 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:22,051 I'll be better. I promise. 383 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:25,179 I'll see you in hell or wherever you end up. 384 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,682 Oh, and do me a favor. Don't tell them you're my kid. 385 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,185 I don't want you spoiling things for me 386 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,437 by you being Frank. 387 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,820 [breaks wind] 388 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,571 upbeat music 389 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,906 Whoa, that is bad. 390 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:44,990 [Sammi] You get used to it. 391 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,033 It's like working at a landfill. 392 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,497 [bus rider] You're a terrible homeless person. 393 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,873 I'm not homeless. I have a home. 394 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,583 [bus rider] Bullshit. You look like a bum. 395 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,751 You smell like a bum. 396 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,711 [Abraham] You also have dog shit on your face. 397 00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:58,504 Oh, jeez. 398 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,633 [person] Buy some deodorant, Frank. 399 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,677 -[Sean] How about a cup? -I'm good. 400 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,429 Not everyone wants your microbes in his food. 401 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,764 [Debbie] Stop! You're filthy. 402 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,141 [dogs yipping] 403 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,726 All right. 404 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,396 [Sammi] You smell like kimchi and vomit. 405 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,900 I cut these too short. My balls are hanging out. 406 00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,696 Oh. Oh, God, no. 407 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,781 Don't do that, Frank! 408 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,782 Oh, don't do it. 409 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,534 You have a toothbrush I can use, Frank? 410 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,536 They're communal. Just grab one. 411 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,246 What the fuck is that? 412 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,747 Did you use my toothbrush last night? 413 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,875 -Which one's yours? -[Sean] The light blue one. 414 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,168 No. 415 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,921 Don't use my toothbrush. Don't wear my boots. 416 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,924 [Frank] Hey, if it's under this roof, it's fair game. 417 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,427 Them's the rules. 418 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:49,388 Oh, my God. Frank, you're filthy. 419 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,932 You're filthy! 420 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,559 Oh, you are ripe. 421 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,353 Oh, nothing a little Puerto Rican bath can't fix. 422 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,607 [Sheila] Oh, oh, oh, honey... 423 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,069 Should we give him another bath? 424 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,821 Well, that's three already, 425 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,781 and we're kind of running out of soap. 426 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,909 [crowd cheering] 427 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,874 -[clerk] Francis Gallagher. -Yeah. 428 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,959 Mm. 429 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,712 You're such a good dad. 430 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,380 [sniffs] 431 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,469 Fuck you. 432 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,846 I don't need you. I don't need anyone. 433 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,682 I've been doing just fine on my own, 434 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,977 doing it my way! 435 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,813 It's better to be on your own, anyway. 436 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,900 Everyone's just a big disappointment. 437 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,444 The only people I can count on 438 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,614 are my two best friends, 439 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:52,451 you...and you. 440 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,579 upbeat music 441 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,666 Sobriety is a fool's game. 442 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,292 Set them up, barkeep. 443 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,251 Can you imagine... 444 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,419 Just said last call, Frank. 445 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:06,006 ...having to live with impending death sober? 446 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,092 All right, one. 447 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,093 Ready to drink. 448 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,764 Drink! 449 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,556 Beer! 450 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,726 I've seen endless wonders 451 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,603 That I barely could believe... 452 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,729 Hey! 453 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,648 I've seen all the stars in Heaven... 454 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,816 I need another beer. 455 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,776 Two vodka martinis. 456 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,361 A large boilermaker. 457 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,780 Double-double, heavy, heavy pour. 458 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,823 And keep them coming. 459 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,157 Liquid paradise. 460 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,325 Give me three shots. 461 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,328 Oh, whoa 462 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,331 Let's dream out loud... 463 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,042 And a round for all my friends from the UAW. 464 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,336 Wow. Really? 465 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,462 Fuck, no. 466 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,089 ...upside down 467 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:51,093 Yeah, everything is possible now... 468 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,302 -Cheers. -No-- 469 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,431 You are not supposed to drink when you have a donor liver. 470 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,099 I've done extensive research. 471 00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,853 This liver'll last me close to a decade 472 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,230 if I pace myself correctly. 473 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,065 .27. Coming in hot. 474 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,568 In my career, I have never seen 475 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,612 such a spectacular display of alcoholism. 476 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:11,864 Thank you. 477 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,616 [spluttering] 478 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,035 You see this bottle of vodka? 479 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,453 I'm gonna sip it! 480 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,287 Mimosa? 481 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,580 More Scotch. 482 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,290 But time will waste me 483 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,959 If I don't stop wasting time 484 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,377 Oh 485 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,962 Drinks on the house! 486 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,590 Let's dream out loud 487 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,801 'Cause all we know 488 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,261 Has been... 489 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,847 Stop drinking before it kills you. 490 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,140 Last one. 491 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,685 Yeah, everything is possible now 492 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,228 [Frank] No more alcohol. 493 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,188 Just drugs. 494 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,064 What do you want? 495 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,191 Pot, Percocet. 496 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,317 Morphine? 497 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,359 Valium. 498 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,402 Ativan? 499 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,196 Vicodin. 500 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:52,905 Sizzurp? 501 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,656 I always wanted to try that. 502 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,909 I know. Let's take crack. 503 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,161 [laughs] 504 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,207 Is that crack? 505 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,833 It's crystal meth. Would you like some? 506 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,544 Oh, it's gonna be a good winter, yard guy. 507 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,797 I got a good, good, a good feeling 508 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,548 [Carl] Want me to sell any of that meth? 509 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,883 No need. I smoked it. 510 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,885 I got a good, good, a good feeling 511 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,303 Nasty side effects, though. 512 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,765 Yeah, I'm up on a cloud, ain't coming back down 513 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:20,641 Wow. 514 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,768 There go a couple of billion brain cells. 515 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,812 Fuck, you have strong weed. 516 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,355 Uh-huh. 517 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,857 [coughs, laughs] 518 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,652 Feel it in my bones, gotta shake it out 519 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,071 [Frank] All hail mighty Oxy, 520 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,990 the Dom Pérignon of opiates. 521 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,368 Twenty-seven for me, 522 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,911 one for you. 523 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,497 I know you're feeling it now 524 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,040 These are the last words 525 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,501 that will pass between you and your father. 526 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,794 How do you feel? 527 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:49,795 I'm ready. 528 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,256 He said he's ready for the Lord's will. 529 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,634 I'm ready for more pills. 530 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,718 Oh. 531 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,595 More pills. 532 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,307 Bye, Frank. 533 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:09,314 I got a good, good, a good feeling 534 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,233 Here's your Oxys and your Percys. 535 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,986 Just like Mama used to make. 536 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,696 Starting at the tip of my toes 537 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:19,700 Feel it in my head and my clothes, oh, Lord 538 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:23,078 I'm the talk of the town 539 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,079 Oh! 540 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,331 Come on, and move to the sounds 541 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,833 He's stealing my drugs! 542 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,334 I could use something for the pain. 543 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,544 Percocet. Fentanyl. 544 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,671 Vicodin. Maybe a Quaalude. 545 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:33,547 No. 546 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,840 A bottle of your finest pharmaceuticals 547 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,216 should have me shipshape in no time. 548 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,343 It says here not to give you drugs. 549 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,804 Where's it say that? 550 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,850 Come here, mi amigo. 551 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,519 Show me a little love. 552 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,079 [groans] 553 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,139 Hey, Frank. 554 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,141 Mo? 555 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,142 Mo White! 556 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,811 Congressman Mo White! 557 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,314 Good to see you again, buddy. 558 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,733 Let's make Chicago White again! 559 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,151 [all cheer] 560 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,069 Mo White! 561 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,154 -I'm Mo White. -[Frank] Mo White. 562 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,114 Mo White--you're not gonna find him on the ballot. 563 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,325 -Mo White. -Mo White is back! 564 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,202 -Oh! -What happened? 565 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,912 Whenever I get within 100 yards 566 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,789 of a school, I get this little shock. 567 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,082 What? 568 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:50,958 Oh, fuck. 569 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,710 Washington is a fascinating place. 570 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,338 You make sure to register the minute you hit puberty. 571 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,091 Okay? Off you go. 572 00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,468 Hello, kitty. 573 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,719 For the thousandth time, 574 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,221 there was no way I could know 575 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,806 that girl was only 15. 576 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,100 Okay, did Mo make a mistake? Yes. 577 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,144 But before that, he was the best football coach 578 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:14,564 that Robert E. Lee High ever had. 579 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:17,526 And do you know what's even more American 580 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,986 than football? 581 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,237 Second chances. 582 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,948 Mo White is that second chance. 583 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,950 Democracy never sleeps. 584 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,286 Unless it's with a 15-year-old. 585 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:31,123 [tires squealing] 586 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,667 [Terry] Who are these motherfuckers? 587 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,378 Fuck you! 588 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,301 [reporter] In a shocking development 589 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:43,302 on the South Side, 590 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,678 Maurice "Mo" White 591 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,096 is a surprise victor. 592 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,472 You're a congressman again. 593 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,598 What are you gonna do? 594 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,726 [Mo] That's the beauty of being in Congress. 595 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,061 You don't have to do a goddamn thing. 596 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,396 -[laughter] -[reporter] We're waiting 597 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,815 for reactions from the Wyman and Ruiz camps. 598 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,318 Oh, you're a ghost? 599 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,527 Yep. 600 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,322 You're supposed to be Gallagher present? 601 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:04,531 That's what they tell me. 602 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,950 [Frank] Ah! I didn't know you died. 603 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,244 You're in hell now, being a pedophile and all? 604 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:12,205 No. I went to the good place. 605 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:12,998 Damn. 606 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,166 [Mo] Yeah, I was in a nursing home 607 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,876 for the last few years of my life. 608 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,837 There was no kids around that place. 609 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,339 Forced me to change my ways. 610 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:23,216 I guess they'll let anyone into Heaven these days. 611 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:26,261 I'm here to show you how to get there, too. 612 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,971 Thanks, but, no, thanks. 613 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,098 I don't wanna hear any more bullshit 614 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,058 from you ghosts. 615 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:33,310 None of what you say is true, anyway. 616 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,854 You can shove all that fake-news shit 617 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,689 up your ass. 618 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,191 Speaking of which... 619 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,360 upbeat music 620 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,236 Jesus. Okay. 621 00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:44,196 Okay. 622 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,742 Whoa, whoa, whoa, how am I supposed to swallow that? 623 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,243 Who said anything about swallowing? 624 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,712 Have mercy on me. I can't handle 625 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,589 anything up my ass without alcohol. 626 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,341 Alcohol goes in this bag, 627 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,968 this goes up the poop chute, and voilà. 628 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:10,222 More than one way to get booze into a Gallagher. 629 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:12,182 Hold it up nice and high. 630 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,142 Okay, open the valve. 631 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,606 I play by the rules. 632 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,983 This is the part where you spread your cheeks 633 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:22,984 and...cough? 634 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,569 You see? You remember more 635 00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,238 than you give yourself credit for. 636 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,239 I gave my life, 637 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,908 my blood, sweat, and tears to that job. 638 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,284 [coughs] 639 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,286 And where did it get me? Up the ass. 640 00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:34,579 That's where. 641 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:35,497 [coughs] 642 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,374 Right up the old poop chute. 643 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,418 The world's gonna fuck you. 644 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:42,546 That feels fantastic. 645 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,131 All you can do 646 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,174 is take it up the ass and soldier on. 647 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,218 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh! 648 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,302 I need money. 649 00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,272 You got more takers! 650 00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,273 Come with me, Frank. 651 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,691 Oh, hold on. Sheila, Sheila. 652 00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:03,984 [Sheila] Come on! 653 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,527 [yells] Shouldn't we have a safety word? 654 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,779 Sure, all right. Let's have a safety word. 655 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:08,738 Uh, stop. 656 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,241 When I say stop, that'll be our... 657 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,326 -That'll do. -Stop. 658 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,578 [screaming] Stop! 659 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,621 I am literally taking it up the ass. 660 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,378 Do you know what this is? 661 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,046 No, no, no. 662 00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:25,797 Freedom! 663 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,132 That won't fit! 664 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,384 Oh, Jesus. Is that your fist? 665 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,261 No, it's my foot. 666 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,971 Does your ass ever stop hurting? 667 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:33,889 No, no, no, no... 668 00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:35,474 This little piggy went to market. 669 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:36,683 [Frank] Ah! 670 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,392 No. 671 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,144 This little piggy stayed home. 672 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,520 Advil's your best bet. 673 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:42,731 Helps with the inflammation. 674 00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:45,442 This little piggy had roast beef. 675 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,902 And this little piggy had none. 676 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:47,777 [Frank] Oh, God. 677 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:48,945 Take the Advil now 678 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,405 if you wanna stay ahead of the pain. 679 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,616 -But this little piggy... -[Frank] No, no, no, no. 680 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,409 Not all the way home. Not all the way home. 681 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:55,452 He went all the way home. 682 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:59,998 -Oh! -[laughs] Whoo! 683 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,752 I just did what I had to do to make a living 684 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,253 and to survive. 685 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:09,424 There's still time to redeem yourself, Frank. 686 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,594 No. 687 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,304 -How? -[Mo] Could apologize 688 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,723 to everyone you've ever wronged. 689 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,893 [Frank] Hi. I'm Frank Gallagher. 690 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,102 We spoke online. 691 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,938 May I start by saying thank you? 692 00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:23,897 What's the scam? 693 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,398 I get migraines. 694 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,025 What kind of a man do you think I am? 695 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,277 Try proving I don't have them. [laughs] 696 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,695 There's always a scam, Frank. 697 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:31,988 I'm Frank. Frank Gallagher. 698 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,949 Frank Gallagher, cancer concierge. 699 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:37,619 I smooth the way for patients with serious diagnoses. 700 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,162 You gotta think of the kids. 701 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,456 It's a scam. It's always some kind of a scam. 702 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,624 This could be your lucky day. 703 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,085 You are not gonna burn down that nice woman's house. 704 00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:46,086 Were you two trying to scam me? 705 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,462 Not burn down. 706 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,964 When Frank's running a scam, 707 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,382 ain't nobody better to trust. 708 00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:51,758 She's got liability. 709 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,717 One big accident, 710 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:54,261 and her insurance has to pay up. 711 00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:59,182 Oh! Gah! 712 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,726 Are you kidding me? This is barely a sprain. 713 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:02,936 It's two grand, tops. 714 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,479 I need 150. 715 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:05,939 You better bring me a mangled femur. 716 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,357 Partial paralysis... 717 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,400 or lose an eye. 718 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,777 Burns over at least 30 percent of your body. 719 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:11,736 Lose both eyes. 720 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,697 You know, you walk in, empty sockets, 721 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:14,781 we got us a winner. 722 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:15,615 [screams] 723 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:16,950 This? This is a masterpiece. 724 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,452 This is like an aerial photo of Ground Zero. 725 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,746 Just tell me we can get 100 grand. 726 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,331 Oh, I'd say 100 Gs, easy. 727 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,000 Buenos días. Frank Gallagher. 728 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,418 Frank Gallagher. Frank Gallagher. 729 00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:29,004 I'm afraid it's an honest day's work 730 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:30,839 for you and me, mi amigo. 731 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,090 Any scams you wanna try? 732 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,925 How about the distract and grab? 733 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,010 Do the melon drop. 734 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,344 Old-fashioned pig in a poke? 735 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:39,472 I'm always down for a classic Ukrainian peekaboo. 736 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:40,432 What's my name? 737 00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:41,975 Uh, Bethany? 738 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:42,976 That's us. 739 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,186 Could you put on a little classical music? 740 00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:47,105 Yeah, sure thing. 741 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,357 Oh, shit! 742 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:52,944 Watch what you're doing, lady! You just hit that man! 743 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,029 Are you okay? 744 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,488 [Frank] I think you broke my leg. 745 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:57,574 -Oh, God. -And my face is bleeding. 746 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,909 What are they hitting you for at the ER these days? 747 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,620 -Couple hundy. -Oy. 748 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:04,414 I'm just gonna wait till my leg heals. 749 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,917 Unless...you wanted to make things right. 750 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,962 As soon as he starts his engine, we make our move. 751 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,422 Okay. 752 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,174 What was that? 753 00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,217 Just hit that kid in the wheelchair. 754 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:17,510 I'm sorry. I swear, I didn't see you. 755 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:18,637 You came out of nowhere! Oh, my God. 756 00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:21,556 Time to turn over that betting money, 757 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:22,724 gals and guys. 758 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:23,933 Get the meds! 759 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,728 -What? -The meds. 760 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:27,896 [all cry out] 761 00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:30,398 upbeat swing music 762 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,816 Putting it into overdrive, pal. 763 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,736 [softly] Yes, I have Frank Gallagher calling. 764 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:37,030 -Frank Gallagher. -Never heard of him. 765 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:37,822 Andrew Feldman. 766 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:39,199 I'd like to start my benefits. 767 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,700 Mr. Westland, it says here 768 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,452 you're already collecting your benefit. 769 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,455 Mr. Ramirez? It says here you're dead. 770 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,915 [laughs] 771 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:50,335 He was the father of my baby. 772 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,419 You grieve. 773 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,254 Just tell me where the paperwork is. 774 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:54,506 Oh, Frank! 775 00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:57,092 I just need his social security number. 776 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:58,593 Your last sponsor moved out. 777 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,428 What, did he- what, did he live with you? 778 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:01,346 Yeah. 779 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:02,347 In a house? You lived in a house, 780 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,264 an apartment, what? 781 00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:04,724 -In a house. -I'm sorry. 782 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,393 Let me introduce myself properly. 783 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:09,062 I cannot award you domestic-partnership status. 784 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,648 My partner has been working hard, 785 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,734 killing dogs for this city for close to a decade. 786 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,319 You kill dogs? 787 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,529 Animal control. 788 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:18,988 Welcome. I'm Frank Gallagher. 789 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,615 Frank Gallagher. Frank Gallagher. 790 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,200 Me and my kids drink for free. 791 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,660 Do you remember Joe the plumber? 792 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,370 He's a personal hero of mine. 793 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,122 Well, you are gay Joe. 794 00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:28,790 -Frank the plumber? -No. 795 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,292 The face of the gay rights movement. 796 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,545 Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Gallagher. 797 00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:34,754 Frank? 798 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:37,882 Right now it's a horrible time to be gay. 799 00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:40,260 All they wanna do is stop us 800 00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:41,261 from having the sex 801 00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:43,138 that they wish they were having. 802 00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:44,013 [laughs] 803 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:45,223 You saw what I did here. 804 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,433 I'm your new rainmaker. 805 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:48,518 I can get these rump swappers 806 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,229 to cough up cash night and day. 807 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:53,022 The envelope, kind sir. 808 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:54,023 Thank you, thank you. 809 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:56,067 Now we gotta talk about upgrading my room. 810 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,111 Frank Gallagher. Enchanté. 811 00:28:58,153 --> 00:28:59,070 Frank Gallagher. 812 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:01,114 -You speak French. -Oui. 813 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,157 Your challenge 814 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:05,410 is to get seen by an ER doctor 815 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,786 in one hour or less. 816 00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:12,375 -[coughing] -Excuse me. 817 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,252 [spits, coughs] 818 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,463 Um, my friend and I have this cough. 819 00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,590 -It just won't-- -Code red, TB alert. 820 00:29:18,631 --> 00:29:21,968 TB protocol! Get them into quarantine! 821 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:24,804 Isn't there something else I could do, 822 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:27,766 you know, to get in good with the big guy? 823 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:29,934 Or is she a big gal? 824 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:32,395 [chuckles] Which, of course, I doubt. 825 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,440 I mean, God, a woman? Please. 826 00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,817 But we have to be politically correct now. 827 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:39,778 Am I right, or am I right? 828 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:41,529 Frank, don't you think 829 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:44,365 that's exactly part of the problem here? 830 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:47,827 What? 831 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,955 patriotic march music 832 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:52,040 Folks, let's face facts. 833 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,209 Doctors are crooks, especially the Korean ones. 834 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,795 Never trust a culture that makes sausages from dogs. 835 00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,297 Is this a supportive friend party 836 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:00,465 for a cop who shot 837 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,133 some poor fucker wasn't even armed? 838 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:05,345 The cops can be forgiven for their mistake. 839 00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:06,262 It was the '90s. 840 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:08,932 Black people really were drug dealers then. 841 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:12,268 Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. 842 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,187 It teaches kids resilience. 843 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:17,148 Why do you think Steve Jobs turned out so great? 844 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,066 Bullies. 845 00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:19,067 Minimum wage? 846 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:22,529 Just a fancy term for industrialized slavery. 847 00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:26,574 How does Mr. Osama Obama expect us to survive on that? 848 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:29,410 Ah, that's right. Just walk on by, Osama. 849 00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:31,746 We all have our phobias, and school is mine. 850 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,415 They're about the teachers asking you to validate them 851 00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:35,375 for the choice they made 852 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:37,252 to waste their lives as educators. 853 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,336 I'll tell you this. 854 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:39,462 A teacher diddled you. 855 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,130 The truth will set you free! 856 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:44,008 The aristocracy doesn't want poor people getting laid 857 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,719 because that means more poor people being born. 858 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:48,263 So they take our erections. 859 00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:50,056 We're fighting for the underrepresented 860 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,015 Caucasian male. 861 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,726 Some guy named Paco's jumping a fence 862 00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,562 and taking my job! 863 00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,564 Accurate is not racist. 864 00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:59,983 You look like a premenstrual Filipino! 865 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,359 Wakey-wakey, Jackie Chan. 866 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:03,111 You're Indian? The feather, not the dot? 867 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:04,320 In the Indian reservation, 868 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,947 you people drink yourselves unconscious, 869 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:09,200 but I never hear of an Indian getting a liver transplant. 870 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:10,243 Why is that? 871 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,620 For all of their laziness and lack of motivation, 872 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,455 Mexicans are a lovely people. 873 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,749 This is a human rights issue. 874 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,960 Why should our heterosexual proclivities 875 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,379 prevent us from collecting our due? 876 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,006 That is heterophobia, 877 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,674 and I won't stand for it. 878 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,134 And it is our duty... 879 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:27,510 ...to run the lesbians outta town. 880 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,263 When the good-looking gays start buying up our homes, 881 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,973 the whole neighborhood is doomed. 882 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,516 Gentrification, my friend. 883 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,019 They may have female genitalia, 884 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,812 but those lesbians are the Man, 885 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:38,980 just like with the Jews. 886 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,315 Ten years from now, they'll claim 887 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,400 it never happened, but it is happening. 888 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,860 Mel Gibson was right! 889 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,570 Stealing land from the Indians 890 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:46,946 and then genociding them. 891 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:51,451 They wanna convert it into an L-T-G-B-E-I-E-I-O. 892 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:54,662 Then they start passing out the smallpox blankets. 893 00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:56,581 Where's the justice? We're in a war. 894 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,375 It's like they've declared war on testicles. 895 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,336 Well, I, for one... 896 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:02,211 ...think... 897 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:03,671 Military service is for losers. 898 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,214 You can join the Army, 899 00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,549 travel halfway around the world, 900 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,844 and build roads and hospitals for people who want us dead. 901 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,596 Damn Palestinians, huh? 902 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:12,847 It's like they come out of the womb 903 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:15,141 wearing a suicide vest, am I right? 904 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:16,100 Did you know that... 905 00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,894 AIDS didn't come from the homos, 906 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,520 but the gays may have helped us spread it 907 00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,564 with their bloody anal passions. 908 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,358 Calling people by their name 909 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:26,778 is not, nor should it ever be argued as, offensive. 910 00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:28,279 Fuck off, lesbos! 911 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,280 Dykes. Bull dyke? 912 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,990 Pan-gender hermaphrodites. 913 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,325 Bunch of uppity queers. 914 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,369 I am not a faggot, 915 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:38,122 and I could sue you for the use of the word. 916 00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:40,041 Men have always had men. 917 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,168 Da Vinci, Abe Lincoln... 918 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,920 Let people chow down 919 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,214 on the nether region of their choice. 920 00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:49,384 Male, female, consenting animals. 921 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:50,301 Because animals 922 00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:52,053 are more important in this country 923 00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:55,014 than homeless human beings! 924 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,182 It's not our fault. 925 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,725 Underage temptation. 926 00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:00,395 You can look, but, oh, don't touch! 927 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:01,562 It's bullshit. 928 00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:03,147 It's flat-out un-American. 929 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:04,482 Help a brother out. 930 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,609 When did your heart get as black as your skin? 931 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,236 Those people. You people. 932 00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:09,112 You people? 933 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:10,196 ...spouting the same shit at me. 934 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,198 What can that mean? You people? 935 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,282 This is America, 936 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:14,617 and in America, 937 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:15,994 we like democracy. 938 00:33:16,035 --> 00:33:18,663 [off-key] By the dawn's early light 939 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,331 Give me liberty or give me meth. 940 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,126 Every asshole is entitled to his beliefs. 941 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,336 It's the same freedom that allows you to teach 942 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:26,629 wearing that silly beanie. 943 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,923 Don't know why you yids get such a bad rap 944 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,009 for being greedy, controlling the media, 945 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:33,011 making everyone get their dicks cut. 946 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:34,429 It doesn't matter anyway. 947 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:35,972 Pretty soon, there's not gonna be 948 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,598 any Jew or Aryan or Hindu 949 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,726 or Muslim or Mexican or Blacks. 950 00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:43,521 There's just gonna be the rich and the fucked. 951 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:46,149 Just like the great slaves of the South. 952 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:47,400 -Oh, don't do that. -All right, Frank, 953 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,609 you need to stop right there. That's enough. 954 00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:50,903 Decades of forced labor in the fields 955 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:53,281 have left us Kunta Kinte strong. 956 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:56,159 -Frank. -Swing low, sweet chariot. 957 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,952 Isn't this a great country? 958 00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:00,621 This United States of America. 959 00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:01,539 I'm an American. 960 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,958 And I invite you all to join me. 961 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,168 ...in this one big... 962 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,586 ...rape-y melting pot filled with... 963 00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:08,755 Overweight minimum wage workers 964 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:11,132 buying discount laundry detergent! 965 00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:12,467 And the sooner we face it, 966 00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:15,011 the sooner we'll have a civilization 967 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,387 worth celebrating. 968 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:17,847 [cheering] 969 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,682 L'chaim! Praise Allah. 970 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,350 And that, my multicultural friends, 971 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,187 is liberty and justice for all. 972 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:25,980 God bless America. 973 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:29,400 God bless America! [laughs] 974 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,653 I was just having a little fun. 975 00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:34,238 Wasn't trying to hurt anyone. 976 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,449 That's what's wrong with people these days. 977 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:41,287 Too damn sensitive. Take everything so personally. 978 00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:44,832 I don't know, Frank. 979 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:47,752 Seems like you have a chance to change your path here. 980 00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,962 Why wouldn't you wanna do it? 981 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:55,343 To each his own, I guess. 982 00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,261 I gotta go now. 983 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,349 See you. 984 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:04,769 Hey, don't you worry about me. 985 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:08,564 I've skirted death plenty of times so far. 986 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,280 I'm gonna live forever, 987 00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:20,785 so I won't have to worry about damnation. 988 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:23,746 Frank, your piss is brown. 989 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:24,997 [Frank] That is brown. 990 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:26,499 easygoing music 991 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,209 For fuck's sake! 992 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,628 It makes you feel so bad 993 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:33,005 [doctor] We are now ready to remove the catheter 994 00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,465 from the urethra. 995 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:36,843 -[yells] -[doctor] All done. 996 00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:39,679 [Frank] It's like a Fourth of July barbecue. 997 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:42,223 Ooh, shit. Oh! 998 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:44,809 -Jeez. -[Bianca yelling] Frank! 999 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:46,018 When you're all alone 1000 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:48,146 And you feel like you wanna die 1001 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:49,981 Oh, God. 1002 00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:54,819 You can turn it all around 1003 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:55,570 Ooh. 1004 00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,446 Frank, if you die, 1005 00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,323 I will be really disappointed. 1006 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,452 [car horn blares] 1007 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,662 [Frank screaming] 1008 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:07,206 That's bone. 1009 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,291 Dad? 1010 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:10,001 [EMT] He recently had a liver transplant. 1011 00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:10,793 How recent? 1012 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,628 Like, 20 minutes ago. 1013 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,881 I OD'd in '81. 1014 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,007 You know Frank's dying. 1015 00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:17,216 And in '88. 1016 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,551 He's been dying for years. 1017 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:19,510 '88 again. 1018 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:20,678 You're still alive? 1019 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,512 '94. 1020 00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:22,763 Thought you were dead. 1021 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:23,598 '03. 1022 00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:24,557 I was in a coma. 1023 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,641 I'm the only guy I know 1024 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:27,685 who's been given last rites three times. 1025 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:30,021 Take more than that to kill this cockroach. 1026 00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:31,272 Yeah, let's kill him. 1027 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:32,398 -Will you-- -You fucked 1028 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,692 all of our wives, Gallagher. 1029 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:36,027 Hey! 1030 00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:37,612 It makes you feel 1031 00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:39,530 If you happen to see Frank, 1032 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,990 tell him he's a dead man. 1033 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,784 You fucked the wrong guy's daughter, Gallagher! 1034 00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:45,828 -[Frank] He gone? -Yeah. 1035 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,248 [whistles, chuckles] 1036 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,375 [groaning] 1037 00:36:56,130 --> 00:37:00,301 Okay, whoa, hold-- What is this about again? 1038 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,011 [Wade] No! 1039 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,514 [both straining] 1040 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:06,891 Are you okay? 1041 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,227 She tried to stab me. 1042 00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:10,061 Oh, sh-- 1043 00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:11,395 [Lamar] Get your ass over here! 1044 00:37:11,437 --> 00:37:13,272 [mob clamoring] 1045 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:16,859 Find yourself a friend 1046 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:20,238 And everything will be all right 1047 00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:23,241 It's gonna be all right 1048 00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:24,659 It's gonna be all right 1049 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:27,036 [Frank yelling] 1050 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,622 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1051 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:30,539 Whoa! 1052 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:31,916 [crying] 1053 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,000 Oh, Jesus. 1054 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:36,504 Can't a man get one fucking minute of peace? 1055 00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:39,090 Just one minute? 1056 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,886 Find yourself a friend 1057 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,429 And bring him into your life 1058 00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:46,264 That's the train. 1059 00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:47,556 Oh. I'm gonna come. 1060 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,058 Oh, we gotta go. 1061 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,018 Oh, oh, oh. Oh, my God. 1062 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,646 Oh, oh, oh, okay! 1063 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:56,524 Danced with a gal with a hole in her stocking 1064 00:37:56,565 --> 00:37:58,025 Knees kept knocking 1065 00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,360 Feet kept a-rocking 1066 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,570 So, Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight 1067 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:04,615 And dance by the light of the Moon? 1068 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,210 [gasps] Jesus. 1069 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:17,253 What the fuck are you doing 1070 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,171 singing to some whiny cracker music? 1071 00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:20,756 You scared the shit out of me! 1072 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,008 Why? You knew there was 1073 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:24,885 another ghost coming, you jackass. 1074 00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:26,387 Gallagher future? 1075 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,556 In the fucking flesh. 1076 00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:30,224 Well, who the hell are you? 1077 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:32,643 I'm your son, you dumb fuck. 1078 00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:33,769 Lip? 1079 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:35,146 Asshole. I'm Black. 1080 00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:36,230 Guess again. 1081 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,315 Uh, Liam. 1082 00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:38,274 That's right, bitch. 1083 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,235 But you're-you're... so grown up, 1084 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:43,779 so professional, articulate. 1085 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,490 Mm, yeah, well, I'm doing okay for myself. 1086 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,159 We all are, more or less, 1087 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,286 no thanks to you. 1088 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:55,041 Daddy's home! Good morning, my wasted sperms. 1089 00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:56,917 A lesson in parenting, gentlemen. 1090 00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:58,002 Dad, what's this? 1091 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,087 That's a pacifier for your anus. 1092 00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:03,466 A woman's sexuality is as fluid as the Mississippi. 1093 00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:05,926 Son, it's important to know the difference 1094 00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:09,347 between a skank bitch and a deranged psychopath. 1095 00:39:09,388 --> 00:39:11,140 Daddy, I'm gonna get my period soon. 1096 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,892 No time for that now, Debs. 1097 00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:14,226 And remember what my mother said. 1098 00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:15,978 A hole's a hole. God doesn't really care 1099 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,021 who's attached to it. 1100 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:18,356 Biologically speaking, 1101 00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,608 you're in your prime childbearing years. 1102 00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:22,443 Actually, a little beyond them. 1103 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,819 If Fiona waits much longer, 1104 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:26,072 she's gonna have babies that look like wombats. 1105 00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:29,200 I remember the first time I saw Fiona in Monica's gut. 1106 00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:30,993 I mean, we were on a lot of drugs, 1107 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,245 but that fetus looked unholy. 1108 00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:34,789 You're my dad? 1109 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:36,665 I almost put you in my mouth. 1110 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,292 I didn't ask you to do that. 1111 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:41,504 You dry-humped my thigh for half an hour yesterday. 1112 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,715 Carl, I remember when the nurse in the hospital 1113 00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:45,966 handed you to me. 1114 00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,802 Carl was born in the back of the van. 1115 00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:48,803 You weren't there. 1116 00:39:48,844 --> 00:39:50,221 Where have you been? 1117 00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:51,597 Your daughter's made me read 1118 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,391 The Hungry goddamned Caterpillar, 1119 00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:54,558 like, 20 times. 1120 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,102 Caterpillar's dead, honey. 1121 00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:58,145 Someone stepped on it and squished it. 1122 00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,897 -I got expelled. -Why? 1123 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,273 In the past few weeks, 1124 00:40:01,315 --> 00:40:02,942 four people have tested positive 1125 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:04,151 for multiple STDs. 1126 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:05,653 The thing these people had in common 1127 00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:06,779 was this PTA group. 1128 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,781 Frank gave them venereal diseases. 1129 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:09,990 And they kicked you out? 1130 00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:13,536 [Faye] What do you love most in the entire world, Frank? 1131 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:14,370 My kids? 1132 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,496 Beat it, brat. 1133 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:16,664 What the fuck am I saying? 1134 00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:17,790 Um, opioids. 1135 00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:18,916 You got any cash? 1136 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,127 Sheila gave me $40 for groceries. 1137 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:22,753 Well, hand it over. I need weed. 1138 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,588 -There you go. -Thank you, Mr. Gallagher. 1139 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:26,549 Mr. Gallagher? Is my dad here? 1140 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,008 [chuckles] Call me Liam. 1141 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:30,010 He used our names to get the cards. 1142 00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:31,345 [crowd cheering and whistling] 1143 00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:33,305 [Lip] $1,200 at the Windy Titty? 1144 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:34,723 Cool. I just got a subscription 1145 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:35,808 to Penthouse. 1146 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,185 I think I broke my arm. 1147 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,812 Ow! What the... 1148 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:40,688 Go get your bike. 1149 00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:44,066 jaunty music 1150 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,651 Now! 1151 00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:52,324 As a woman who's months from bringing a child 1152 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:53,367 into this world, 1153 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,952 you require a nest. 1154 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,120 You need a father figure 1155 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,289 like you had with me, only with money. 1156 00:40:58,330 --> 00:40:59,999 [through voice box] My second wife 1157 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,250 was a redhead. 1158 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,001 [laughs] 1159 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:02,793 Are you insane? 1160 00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,044 He's got terminal cancer 1161 00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:05,379 and a two-bedroom apartment 1162 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:06,255 on rent control. 1163 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,465 You take care of your man, 1164 00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:08,883 he'll move you into the guest room 1165 00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:10,593 in no time. 1166 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:11,677 I know a little blonde 1167 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,387 who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 1168 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,555 You buy her a pork taco 1169 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:16,390 and a shot of Smirnoff, and it's go time. 1170 00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:17,558 -Who? -My daughter. 1171 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,893 [Sammi] Christ, you're fast. 1172 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:21,270 I can keep this up for miles. 1173 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,146 I'm not supposed to talk to you. 1174 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,397 Fiona and Lip will be mad. 1175 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,900 Treat me like a leper because I'm a bad father. 1176 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,067 Yeah, right. 1177 00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:28,986 -Whoa! -Jesus! Hey! 1178 00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:31,739 Making me homeless in the dead of autumn 1179 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:34,158 after I got you through cancer? 1180 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,994 The good news is, the cancer's in your brain, 1181 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,954 and you never were much of a thinker, 1182 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:41,165 so it probably won't affect you that much. 1183 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:43,751 I didn't split like your mom did. 1184 00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,128 I could've! Your mom just takes off. 1185 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,172 You're all looking at me. 1186 00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:49,840 Food on the table. 1187 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,800 Clothes for school. 1188 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,093 Bills to pay. 1189 00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,845 Diapers. Dentists. 1190 00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:56,722 Oh! So you knock back a few. 1191 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:58,057 That's what you need. 1192 00:41:58,098 --> 00:42:00,267 Anything so long as it's not 1193 00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:03,646 six kids that you didn't want in the first place! 1194 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,606 You think I can't support six kids? 1195 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:06,815 You didn't support one of us. 1196 00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:09,944 If I didn't support you, how did you turn out so well? 1197 00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:11,028 -Bankrupt. -Alcoholic. 1198 00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,530 -Teen mom. -Psychopath. 1199 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:13,864 Well, you're alive. 1200 00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:17,034 You know how many parents murder their children? 1201 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,000 I must've done something right. 1202 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,877 -Not at all. -Really? 1203 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,629 No, because you never changed your ways. 1204 00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:32,633 So I should get points for consistency, then, right? 1205 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:33,551 Wrong. 1206 00:42:33,592 --> 00:42:34,593 Damn. 1207 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:36,470 So many times, we all had hopes for you 1208 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:39,223 that you were finally gonna be a good person. 1209 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,600 dramatic music 1210 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:42,893 Fuck, Frank. 1211 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:44,311 I love you. 1212 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,521 Debs, I love you. 1213 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,480 Jesus. 1214 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:47,648 Just, I want you to know that. 1215 00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,316 Go away, Frank. 1216 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:50,317 I love you. 1217 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:51,485 Ignore him. 1218 00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,612 I love you, my little brown banana. 1219 00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:54,780 Sure, Frank. 1220 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,323 Call me Dad? 1221 00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:59,952 I just want you to know. [cries] 1222 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:01,704 I don't know how much more of that I can take 1223 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:05,124 before I stab him in the neck with a broken beer bottle. 1224 00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:06,458 Mother... 1225 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,835 rock music 1226 00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,628 Hey, what needs doing around the house? 1227 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,630 The upstairs toilet ever get fixed? 1228 00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:12,715 [Liam] No. 1229 00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:13,966 You ever figure out that smell in your room? 1230 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:16,260 -[Liam] No. -[Frank groans] 1231 00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:21,348 [laughs] 1232 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,266 Well, shit. 1233 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:24,018 Where's your book? Take the day off. 1234 00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:25,311 I'll do your rounds today. 1235 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,525 I'd like to offer my delivery services 1236 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:32,568 for a package 1237 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,986 you want Carl to handle this afternoon. 1238 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:35,446 How do we know you'll deliver? 1239 00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:36,655 I give you my word. 1240 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,493 Shit is tight, Frank the cracker. 1241 00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:42,578 Thank you, Vince! 1242 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,955 Does your father's disappearance make you sad? 1243 00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:45,956 [Carl] I don't know. 1244 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,291 [judge] Were you glad when he came back? 1245 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:48,417 He got me into camp. 1246 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,419 I was able to get you these special pills. 1247 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,630 They'll give you the energy to get through camp. 1248 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:54,006 Will they cure my cancer? 1249 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:55,299 Depends on your attitude. 1250 00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,425 What about you, Deborah? 1251 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:57,635 I spent the summer at the pool. 1252 00:43:57,676 --> 00:43:58,886 Daddy helped me learn. 1253 00:43:58,927 --> 00:44:01,221 -How to swim. -Sort of. 1254 00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:02,765 Stay down. 1255 00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:04,391 How long was that? 1256 00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:05,392 Not long enough. 1257 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:07,227 City pools are filled with city kids. 1258 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:10,814 Them savage little Cosby kids will drown your ass. 1259 00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:12,358 Go. 1260 00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:13,233 Can I try? 1261 00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:15,736 No, Carl. You've got cancer. 1262 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,321 I'm making amends 1263 00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:18,947 to all the people I've harmed. 1264 00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:20,407 Is there anything that you can think of 1265 00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:22,284 that I should apologize to you for? 1266 00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:23,202 Kind of a long list. 1267 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:24,912 Should've called an ambulance, Dave. 1268 00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:25,954 I know that now. 1269 00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:27,831 Honestly, I thought you were just floating. 1270 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:31,877 How can I ever really say I'm sorry? 1271 00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:33,045 Shit. 1272 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:34,213 Fair enough. 1273 00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:35,881 Can I make amends to you guys tomorrow? 1274 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,384 -Uh, fucking whatever. -Yeah, it's fine. 1275 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,262 Namaste. 1276 00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:44,973 I may not have been present for your first steps 1277 00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:46,308 or your first lost tooth 1278 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:47,643 or your first blow job, 1279 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,687 but as patriarch, I'm entitled 1280 00:44:49,728 --> 00:44:51,188 to my traditional place of honor 1281 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,731 next to you for your big day. 1282 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:53,941 It's my traditional right 1283 00:44:53,982 --> 00:44:56,068 to ask said patriarch to pay for it. 1284 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:57,027 Done. I'll pay. 1285 00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:58,654 -What? -Where'd you get the money? 1286 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,155 In an honorable, ethical fashion. 1287 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:02,574 Frank told Derek's parents that he statutory raped me 1288 00:45:02,616 --> 00:45:03,450 so he'd give him money. 1289 00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:04,410 Oh, fuck, Frank. 1290 00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:05,452 They owe us. 1291 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:07,579 [Sean] Frank, you're not paying for our wedding 1292 00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:09,373 with your crooked money. 1293 00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:15,254 Look at that--my son's going to private school. 1294 00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:17,131 You're a good dad. 1295 00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:19,174 Fella doesn't get too many chances 1296 00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:20,175 to get it right. 1297 00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,428 What do your classmates' parents do for them? 1298 00:45:22,469 --> 00:45:23,887 Something called a trust fund. 1299 00:45:23,929 --> 00:45:26,932 Oh, I'm afraid I smoked that one up already. 1300 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,809 And when dinnertime comes, 1301 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:31,645 you grab little free-range Lucky here 1302 00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:32,855 by the neck, 1303 00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:34,064 and you swing him around, 1304 00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,149 you break his neck, 1305 00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:36,859 and then you cut off his head 1306 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,235 and bleed him out. 1307 00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:39,528 It's the circle of life. 1308 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:42,197 Okay, let me demonstrate. 1309 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,949 [children scream] 1310 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,160 [sighs] Just one big, giant letdown. 1311 00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:50,664 I must have had some positive influence on you. 1312 00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:51,832 Nope. 1313 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:54,126 But you're-you're so handsome, 1314 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,669 well dressed. 1315 00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:57,337 W-what do you do for a living? 1316 00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:59,757 What do you think I do with a father like you? 1317 00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,300 I'm a pimp and a drug dealer. 1318 00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:02,634 Well, that makes sense. 1319 00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:04,052 [Liam] I'm fucking with you! 1320 00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:05,179 I work in finance. 1321 00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:06,889 I manage rich people's money. 1322 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:08,223 Ooh. Wow. 1323 00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:09,183 Any chance you could skim 1324 00:46:09,224 --> 00:46:10,642 a little off the top for your old man? 1325 00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:12,352 This is exactly why you're being visited 1326 00:46:12,394 --> 00:46:14,062 by a bunch of fucking ghosts. 1327 00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:16,148 We're giving you a chance to change. 1328 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:18,692 Life isn't all about scamming the system. 1329 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:21,028 It isn't? 1330 00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:22,488 I need you on the South Side 1331 00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:24,531 looking after the-the business. 1332 00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:25,574 What business? 1333 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,701 It's time you learn the family business, son. 1334 00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:28,952 I was afraid none of my sons 1335 00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:30,621 were gonna follow me into the family business. 1336 00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:34,583 Finding easy, innovative ways to make money without working. 1337 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,168 I built it from scratch. 1338 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:37,503 I put in the hours, 1339 00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:39,338 turned it into the thriving racket 1340 00:46:39,379 --> 00:46:40,422 you see today. 1341 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:43,550 Fourteen and already a convicted drug trafficker. 1342 00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:46,178 It warms my heart to know that at least one Gallagher 1343 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:49,181 has lived up to his genetic potential. 1344 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:53,018 I'm giving you the benefit of my years of experience. 1345 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,770 Hear me and heed me. 1346 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,980 That's what I'm trying to tell you: my philosophy. 1347 00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:59,191 Charity is accepting help from others, 1348 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:00,776 not the other way around. 1349 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,862 You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word 1350 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:05,239 than a kind word alone. 1351 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,367 Prison is no place for a man with naturally tight glutes. 1352 00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:10,828 You're young, white, female. 1353 00:47:10,869 --> 00:47:12,204 You're a cash cow on the corner. 1354 00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:13,872 Do you want me to be a prostitute? 1355 00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,249 Don't be ridiculous. 1356 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:17,459 The competition is way too steep. 1357 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:20,671 One baby is worth $357 a month, 1358 00:47:20,712 --> 00:47:23,423 but twins will get you an extra $154. 1359 00:47:23,465 --> 00:47:25,634 Get joint checking, and whatever you do, 1360 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,678 do not sign a prenup. 1361 00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,097 If the baby has a clubfoot or a harelip, 1362 00:47:30,138 --> 00:47:31,390 that's worth an extra hundred, 1363 00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:33,600 so you might wanna lighten up on the prenatal vitamins. 1364 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:36,311 It's a myth about the female libido 1365 00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:37,563 declining with age. 1366 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:38,605 They get hornier. 1367 00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:39,648 I'll keep that in mind. 1368 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,067 Mental deficits are worth a lot, 1369 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:43,068 but they cost a lot, 1370 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,529 so don't cut out the folic acid completely. 1371 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,155 I'm taking all my vitamins. 1372 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,866 Suit yourself. 1373 00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:50,909 Women love a long-term project, 1374 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,829 especially when it involves the improvement of a man. 1375 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,831 Go to Evergreen Assisted Living. 1376 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,082 Plenty of men 80 or older. 1377 00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:59,209 They'd write you into their will for a hand job. 1378 00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:00,502 Good afternoon, ma'am. 1379 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,504 This is my dependent, and she's about to have 1380 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:03,672 a dependent of her own. 1381 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:04,798 We'll need the proper forms. 1382 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,383 We're missing the TANF forms. 1383 00:48:06,425 --> 00:48:07,759 We're not new at this. 1384 00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:08,886 See? Free money. 1385 00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:11,096 It's like bring-your-daughter- to-work day. 1386 00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:12,097 Gotta find a job. 1387 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:13,473 Typed up your résumé, Daddy. 1388 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:14,433 Good girl, Debs. 1389 00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:15,392 "Francis Gallagher is 1390 00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:16,643 a passionate professional 1391 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:18,061 who brings creative solutions 1392 00:48:18,103 --> 00:48:19,938 from the idea phase 1393 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:21,064 to fruition." 1394 00:48:21,106 --> 00:48:22,274 You know me so well. 1395 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:23,817 [foreman] Well, you know, the products that we're using 1396 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:25,068 aren't exactly the safest. 1397 00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:26,612 A lot of folks are getting sick around here. 1398 00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:27,487 He'll take it. 1399 00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:29,489 Tomorrow okay for him to start? 1400 00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:30,741 Yeah, yeah, sure. Okay. 1401 00:48:30,782 --> 00:48:31,783 Yeah. [laughs] 1402 00:48:31,825 --> 00:48:32,993 [Frank] When I was your age, my pop 1403 00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:34,745 took me on my first heist. 1404 00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:36,580 Man, those were the days. 1405 00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:38,790 My foster gays have a lot of nice stuff. 1406 00:48:38,832 --> 00:48:41,376 Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting? 1407 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:43,253 Boom a lacka boom 1408 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,838 When you walk in the room 1409 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,592 Yeah, yeah 1410 00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:52,930 Yum diddly yum dum dum, we gonna have some fun now 1411 00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:55,015 Yeah, yeah... 1412 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,099 Christ. 1413 00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:59,353 Don't you ever hose these things out? 1414 00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:00,854 Doing good in there, pumpkin? 1415 00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:02,940 Mm-hmm. [clicks tongue] A-okay, Daddy. 1416 00:49:02,981 --> 00:49:04,274 Thanks to your influence, Frank, 1417 00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:05,734 Liam is no longer welcome at day care. 1418 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,236 He punched a kid in the balls and called him a gringo. 1419 00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:10,197 Okay, son. Glad to hear it. 1420 00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:11,156 Give them hell. 1421 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:13,325 If I could've, I would've sold you. 1422 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:14,910 That's problematic. 1423 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,078 I resent the implication. 1424 00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:18,163 I'll have you know, I tried to sell Debbie, too, 1425 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,873 but nobody wanted a baby with colic. 1426 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,626 So can I go on a cruise with Dylan's family or not? 1427 00:49:22,668 --> 00:49:24,127 After you get the code 1428 00:49:24,169 --> 00:49:26,546 and pics of their valuables. 1429 00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:28,131 [Liam] But they're taking me on their vacation 1430 00:49:28,173 --> 00:49:29,257 and everything. 1431 00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:33,095 Bah, just to assuage their ruling-class guilt. 1432 00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:36,139 rock music 1433 00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:44,898 [phone ringing] 1434 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:47,484 -You gonna get that? -No. 1435 00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:50,153 [alarm blaring] 1436 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:12,217 [sighs] I give up. 1437 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:13,677 Enjoy being alone with your tired old self 1438 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:14,970 for the rest of your miserable life. 1439 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:17,014 No, no, no. Come on, buddy. 1440 00:50:17,055 --> 00:50:18,348 Don't be like that. 1441 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,559 You know, you were always my favorite. 1442 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,729 You saying that because I have money now? 1443 00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:25,522 -Absolutely. -Well, guess what. 1444 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,774 We all have money in the Gallagher future, 1445 00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:28,942 and we gave you none of it. 1446 00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:30,318 That's not fair. 1447 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,904 After all that I did, everything I sacrificed, 1448 00:50:32,946 --> 00:50:33,655 you owe me. 1449 00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:36,241 No, actually, we don't. 1450 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,578 Hey, hey, smells good in here. Oh, come on. 1451 00:50:39,619 --> 00:50:41,288 Oh, Jesus, come on! 1452 00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:42,664 -One... -Hey, Liam. 1453 00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:43,915 -[Ian] ...two... -[Frank] Get me a blanket 1454 00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:45,042 and some of that bacon. Get me... 1455 00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:48,503 Ah, fuck! What happened to three? 1456 00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:49,880 You know how many times I've been kicked out 1457 00:50:49,921 --> 00:50:50,756 of that house? 1458 00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:51,631 Yeah, I do. 1459 00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:53,467 I was the one doing the kicking. 1460 00:50:53,508 --> 00:50:54,760 Here's your shit. 1461 00:50:54,801 --> 00:50:57,637 I'm taking my room back, and I'm padlocking the house. 1462 00:50:57,679 --> 00:50:59,389 Aw, you made me toast. 1463 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:01,475 Thanks. Bye-bye. 1464 00:51:01,516 --> 00:51:02,684 Frank, get out. 1465 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:04,644 Wait, my clothes are in the wash. 1466 00:51:04,686 --> 00:51:06,980 You have to the count of three, dressed or not, Frank. 1467 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,690 -One... -Let's take a vote. 1468 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,942 -...two... -You never say three! 1469 00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:12,611 I'm living on the downside 1470 00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:14,488 Pickaxe, sledgehammer. 1471 00:51:14,529 --> 00:51:15,989 Sledgehammer. 1472 00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:17,115 -Is he upstairs? -Yeah. 1473 00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:18,575 We're getting rid of Frank. 1474 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:19,785 Oh! 1475 00:51:19,826 --> 00:51:22,037 Catch me, I'm falling 1476 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,622 On hard times 1477 00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:25,165 No male energy in the maternity tent. 1478 00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:26,625 Open the damn... 1479 00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:28,043 Ay, shit! 1480 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,044 The hell are you doing? 1481 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:31,046 Sorry, Frank, but you can't come in. 1482 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:31,963 Fine. 1483 00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:35,092 Enjoy your big, spacious vagina tent. 1484 00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:36,510 Get out, Frank. 1485 00:51:36,551 --> 00:51:37,886 You put three words together. 1486 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:40,555 I told the doctors the fetal alcohol syndrome 1487 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:42,015 wouldn't wreck your brain. 1488 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,100 Go away. 1489 00:51:43,141 --> 00:51:44,726 [Lip] Go away, Frank. 1490 00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:45,769 I said go away. 1491 00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:47,020 Get the fuck out of here. 1492 00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:50,357 [Sheila] Frank, you've got to find another place to stay. 1493 00:51:50,398 --> 00:51:52,776 Wait a second! 1494 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,986 Yeah 1495 00:51:55,028 --> 00:51:57,030 [yells] 1496 00:51:58,406 --> 00:52:00,117 Thanks. Now get out. 1497 00:52:00,158 --> 00:52:01,243 -What? -Deb! 1498 00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:01,952 Now. 1499 00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:03,745 You're evicting your tenants 1500 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:04,871 after they pay? 1501 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:07,666 Stop pushing. All right. 1502 00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:10,752 I'm warning you, Frank. Get out. 1503 00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:11,878 This is my home. 1504 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,840 You have no right to kick me out of it. 1505 00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:15,841 Go away, Frank. 1506 00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:17,884 -Bye, Frank. -You know your way out. 1507 00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,052 Get out of my house. 1508 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:20,178 Get the fuck out my car, Frank. 1509 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,555 -Get out. -Out. 1510 00:52:21,596 --> 00:52:22,389 Get out! 1511 00:52:22,430 --> 00:52:24,808 -What are you yelling-- -Get... 1512 00:52:24,850 --> 00:52:27,352 out! 1513 00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:29,729 -What was that? -[Carl] Probably Frank. 1514 00:52:29,771 --> 00:52:30,856 Frank's back? 1515 00:52:30,897 --> 00:52:32,566 -[Frank] Okay, don't-- -Now! 1516 00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,484 -Okay, okay, okay. -Now! Get out! 1517 00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:36,528 [Frank] Okay. Stop it! 1518 00:52:36,570 --> 00:52:38,071 All right! Jeez! 1519 00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:41,324 [Sammi yelling] 1520 00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:43,994 [Frank] Fucking... 1521 00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:46,580 What the fuck is wrong with you people? 1522 00:52:46,621 --> 00:52:48,165 I will shoot you. 1523 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:49,875 You don't live here anymore. 1524 00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,918 Wait, what the fuck? 1525 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,044 No, you're not! 1526 00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:56,840 -Where should we put him? -Where he belongs. 1527 00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:58,675 No way! No! 1528 00:52:58,717 --> 00:52:59,801 Son! 1529 00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:00,969 No! 1530 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:05,265 On hard times again 1531 00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:06,641 So... 1532 00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:10,020 you'd toss me aside, just like that? 1533 00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:12,189 Yep, just like that. 1534 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,870 Oh, my God. 1535 00:53:34,127 --> 00:53:38,590 Kids, it's me, your dad! 1536 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:40,717 I'm home! 1537 00:53:40,759 --> 00:53:43,428 I was visited by a couple of ghosts. 1538 00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:46,681 They showed me the error of my ways. 1539 00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,934 I've been a horrible person, 1540 00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,769 a terrible father! 1541 00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:54,856 Kids! 1542 00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:57,692 I don't wanna be alone anymore. 1543 00:53:59,861 --> 00:54:03,865 I want you in my life. 1544 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:06,743 I wanna be a family again, 1545 00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:09,746 to grow old together. 1546 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:23,426 [sniffles] 1547 00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:25,720 Sweet. 1548 00:54:28,848 --> 00:54:32,602 Cage the Elephant's "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked" 1549 00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:33,979 Sweeter. 1550 00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:40,402 Daddy's home. 1551 00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:42,195 I was walking down the street 1552 00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:44,489 When out the corner of my eye I saw... 1553 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,700 Good morning, my day-drinking brethren. 1554 00:54:46,741 --> 00:54:48,952 Greetings. Friends, chums. 1555 00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:49,995 Muchachos. 1556 00:54:50,036 --> 00:54:51,079 Presenting Frank. 1557 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:52,706 Hear ye, hear ye. 1558 00:54:52,747 --> 00:54:53,999 The fuck am I? 1559 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,917 You pay the right price, your evening will be nice 1560 00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:58,753 And you can go and send me on my way 1561 00:54:58,795 --> 00:55:00,672 I said, you're such a sweet young thing 1562 00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:02,215 Why you do this to yourself? 1563 00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:04,259 She looked at me, and this... 1564 00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,344 Okay, no yelling. You ready? 1565 00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,138 So good. Oh, baby. 1566 00:55:08,179 --> 00:55:10,140 -You get on top. -[groundskeeper] Sick fuck! 1567 00:55:10,181 --> 00:55:11,433 Get the hell out of my cemetery! 1568 00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:12,934 Asshole! 1569 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,352 I got mouths to feed 1570 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:16,646 There ain't nothing in this world for free 1571 00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:17,939 My mother has cancer. 1572 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,442 If anyone deserves cancer... 1573 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:22,485 Don't pussy out on me. 1574 00:55:22,527 --> 00:55:23,695 Go into the light! 1575 00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:25,905 ...it's your mother. 1576 00:55:25,947 --> 00:55:28,241 Frank, your mother's passed. 1577 00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:29,826 Close our eyes for good 1578 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:32,620 Not even 15 minutes later, I'm still walking... 1579 00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,205 [Libby] Oh, fuck this. 1580 00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:37,042 I am a man of ample girth and length. 1581 00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:38,710 Well, hello, old friend. 1582 00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:40,045 I'm as good as 18 again. 1583 00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:41,254 What if I suck your dick? 1584 00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:42,172 [pants unzip] 1585 00:55:42,213 --> 00:55:44,716 Give me your phone. 1586 00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:46,426 [gasps] 1587 00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:47,886 Finish it now! 1588 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:49,804 I told him, you can have my cash 1589 00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,306 But first you know I gotta ask 1590 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:54,225 What makes you wanna live this kind of life? 1591 00:55:54,267 --> 00:55:57,562 He said there ain't no rest for the wicked 1592 00:55:57,604 --> 00:56:00,440 Money don't grow on trees 1593 00:56:00,482 --> 00:56:03,485 We got bills to pay, we got mouths to feed 1594 00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:06,404 There ain't nothing in this world for free 1595 00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:09,783 Oh, no, we can't slow down, we can't hold back 1596 00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:12,827 Though you know we wish we could 1597 00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:15,830 Oh, no, there ain't no rest for the wicked 1598 00:56:15,872 --> 00:56:19,542 Until we close our eyes for good