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[building creaking]

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[droning music]

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[AI as Bill Cosby]
Jay, it's time to get up!

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Jay, do you need a minute?

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How about I take five
and I check in on you then?

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That did the trick last time.

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Yes, please.

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[slapping]

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Music.

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["Wichita Lineman" by Glen Campbell plays]

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[lip syncing]
♪ I am a lineman for the county ♪

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♪ And I drive the main road ♪

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♪ Searchin' in the sun
for another overload ♪

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♪ I hear your singin in the wires ♪

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♪ I can hear you through the whine ♪

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♪ And the Wichita lineman ♪

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♪ Is still on the line ♪

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♪ I know I need a small vacation ♪

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♪ But it don't look like rain ♪

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[Jay screaming]

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[fighting grunts and yells]

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[song continues playing]

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[sculptures clattering]

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Pencil roll!

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[gas hissing]

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Ventilation.
[Jay coughing]

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[AI as Bill Cosby] Easy as pumpkin pie!

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Ventilation activated,
but the assassin has skedaddled.

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[grunts and pants]

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[Jay]
Today's gonna be a great day.

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Bring it to me, Cannon Comics.

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[AI as Bill Cosby] Moving the building to
bring Cannon Comics to you.

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[building humming]

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- [droning talking]
- [distortion sounds swell]

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[Marco] …Very clear this
is the Twamp monster.

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Not too long ago, they've even referred
to our work as propaganda.

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It is.

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What is what?

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It is propaganda.

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All art is propaganda.

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Some asshole decides
that nature equates with love,

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makes a painting of flowers,
that becomes part of our cultural mindset,

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then all of a sudden, it is a given
that nature equates with love,

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but nature is scary.

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Things will kill you in nature.

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A great white shark
or a pack of fuckin' wolves.

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What about the love of humanity
that goes into metal gears?

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The mechanics of industry,
an intentional love built upon

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the feeding and clothing of humanity.

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Nobody makes a painting
equating love with that.

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Instead, we just go around thinking
that this asshole's flower painting

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merely reflects reality
when in fact, it creates reality

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because it creates our perception of it.

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It determines the actions
that we take based on what?

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That perception.
It is propaganda.

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My whole life is propaganda.

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A righteous propaganda
predicated on the rule of law,

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and this asshole is bound to become
a symbol for the opposite.

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[gun shots]

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[woman screaming]

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[alarm blaring]

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[electronic music]

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[woman] Is anybody hit?

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It's bullet proof, we're okay.

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[Jay sighing]

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Evil loiters through the night,
but The Hero wakes at dawn.

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New catchphrase.

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So once evil sleeps,
The Hero wakes back up?

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Nevermind.

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Bring it to me, office.

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[building creaking]

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So you're a villain now?

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That's already how
the media's portraying me!

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So I'm gonna lean into that villain shit,
show them that we can fight back!

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With a heist?

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Yes, with a heist.

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A heist that'll change
people's material conditions.

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- Material conditions.
- Lives will get better instantly!

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Isn't that what you say
you're always trying to do?

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No.

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No, we're trying to get
the people to work together.

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No, look.
This shit is growing!

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[Jones] We're showing the people
where their power is,

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we're gonna shut this shit down with
a general strike and dictate our demands!

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- That's a long ass road, Jones.
- Yeah, well, your road ain't shorter.

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Cootie, watch out, The Hero!
[ceiling banging]

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[laughs] Man, you scary as fuck.

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The Hero knocked you the fuck out.
Had that ass snorin'!

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- [Felix] See what I mean, Jones?
- He's just fuckin' with you.

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I'm either a villain or a clown.

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I want to inspire people.

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Inspire people to do what?
Grow 13 feet tall?

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[dramatic music]

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You have a narrow idea of what'll work,
and the rest you just cross off the list.

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Yeah, it's called scientific process.

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[building humming]

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[distorted voices]

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Marvin.

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I have a huge and
tremendously annoying problem.

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I…

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[dramatic music]

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I'm sorry, it took me a second
to retrieve the packages--[muffled]

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Marvin.

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What I do is about affecting
public psyche in a precise manner.

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Form is just as important
as function in my case.

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[drawer closes]

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My zeal seal fizzled out a few days ago.

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When I take my helmet off,
I need for my shit to pop.

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- Yeah.
- Look.

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- Mm-hmm.
- You see what's happening?

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I do.

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- I need the people to believe in me.
- Okay.

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- [Marvin] It's right up there.
- [Jay] Are you fuckin' kidding me?

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Mm-hmm. [clicks tongue]
May I?

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That is a hardware issue.

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It can only be replaced by the
manufacturer in China, it'll take weeks.

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Edwin, have acquisitions purchase
the zeal seal patent by end of day.

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- Will do, Mr. Will.
- Oh, Marvin.

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Have you noticed my AI
sounding a lot like Bill Cosby recently?

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Bill Cosby?
Sounds nothing like him to me, sir.

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Hmm, okay.

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Edwin, it's so good
to see your face every day.

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- I mean it.
- [Edwin] You too, sir.

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I mean it. You believe me, right?
Do you believe me?

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- Say you believe me.
- I believe you, sir.

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[sighs] I've never had an assistant
even close to being on your level.

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- You ready?
- Of course.

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- Remember.
- I won't avert my gaze, sir.

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[dramatic music]

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[Jay making goofy noises]

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[hand slapping]
Ha!

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[grunts]
[ears ringing]

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[sighing]

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A good game of slap hand
really brings out our best. [chuckles]

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You're getting stronger, I can feel it.

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Thank you, sir.

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And what's the special occasion
that has Tom Ford crawling all over you?

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Tonight, I'm seeing that woman
that I told you about again.

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- Remind me.
- Her name's Sasha.

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- Sasha?
- Sasha.

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Sasha, Sasha.

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She skipped several grades as a youngster,
graduated from Sarah Lawrence.

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- Mm! Mm!
- Became a dancer.

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Did some consulting work
for the Saudis and Obama.

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Mm!

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And two hours of yoga
every morning and teaches.

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Mm!

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This could be the one.

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Hey, are you up
for a challenge this morning?

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Anything for you, sir.

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Neutralize this.
It's a bomb.

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It's set to go off in the hour.
This assassin just won't quit.

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I could do it myself, but I think that
my time is better spent other places,

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and this just really
feels like your job to me.

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We good?

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Absolutely.

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I got you.

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[AI as Bill Cosby] I'm reminding you,
Damien Wallace, 5:00 pm.

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Get your butt goin'!

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[Cootie] Welcome to the first
meeting of our heist planning.

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When the media covers this,
they will call us villains,

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but--but people will cheer.
[chuckles] Because…

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People will cheer because what's right
isn't always what's legal,

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and…

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Come on, keep going,
this is a good speech,

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good super villain speech,
just keep going.

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Okay, basically, fuck The Hero.

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We all been sleepin' under an empty
container of family sized Twizzlers

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under a High School Musical baby blanket
hidden under an overpass for two months.

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There's 10 different
motherfuckas who've benefited

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from shrinkin' us and we want
to get back at all 10 of 'em.

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We have to put our
talents to use, right?

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Me being big, the Lower Bottom
folks, y'all being small,

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Flora, you being bored, and Felix,
you being the homie with the car.

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Contrary to what most people think,
you ain't stupid.

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You want to make a band
that's gonna help us

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get some get back after
we do this, sign us up.

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A band?

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A band is a group of people,
we're a group of people.

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A band is a group of people
with instruments.

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[snaps fingers] Wikipedia that shit.

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Bear is right.

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Thank you, beautiful.

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Hey, hey!

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What are you, what are you hey-ing about?
At least somebody's calling me beautiful.

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I would call you beautiful, I just
don't know if I'm objectifying you--

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Okay but you don't call me beautiful,
and why are you-are you jealous?

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-He's so small.
-Six inches is still enough.

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Just gotta put my whole body into it.
Requires trust on my part.

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As we talked about,

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our first target
is the power station, okay?

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But listen, listen, this is the key part:
the power station's regulator.

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The regulator allows them to keep

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the rolling blackouts going
because without the regulator,

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electricity's still free…

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I wrote this,
that means less profit for them

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and electricity still flows
freely for everyone.

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Flora, you will break
into the security vault,

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and me, well, Felix, behind you.

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[metal scraping]
Those are electrobrapapaps.

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I'm gonna use these
to smash the regulator.

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What about security?

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This is the parking ticket episode
that Scat had on him when he died,

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and I feel like he would love it
if we used it this way.

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No. I think he'd just rather
would not be dead.

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It was banned for causing
existential meltdowns

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within 93.5% of the viewers who watched
it, causing them to be entranced

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and to lose all of their motor skills
during the entire episode.

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So um, you little folks-- [laughs]
You go ahead, and you wiggle in there,

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and you leave this for the
security, you show it to them-

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The fuck kind of plan is that?

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You're gonna do this right,
you need these.

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00:16:02,922 --> 00:16:07,385
I want you to wear these and
be the heroes the world needs.

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Villains, mama.
Super villains, super villains.

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- Okay, all right, now we need names.
- I'm 2 Fast, 2 Furious.

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- No, that's copyrighted.
- It's my favorite movie.

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00:16:19,939 --> 00:16:22,859
You want people to see Vin Diesel
every time they Google you?

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I'm thinkin' everybody
from the Lower Bottom

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should have a collective group name,
seein' as we are-

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Our name is Death by a Thousand Cuts.

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[blows] Ooh.

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- I'm V8.
- That's respectable.

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What's your name, Cootie?

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- I'm Thug One.
- [Felix] Okay!

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- Yes!
- [chuckling]

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[building creaking]

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[rotors chopping]

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[eerie music]

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[Damian] You've been in my head
every day since the verdict,

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like an imaginary friend.

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00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:11,282
Well, I'd hope that seeing me in person
might bring you some closure.

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You think my last moments
on this Earth are about you?

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Kill me now.

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00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,376
Something that you
would like to say to me?

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I'm not an innocent man.

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Someone was comin' to kill me
and I got him first,

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but in the same way,
I had no right to take his life.

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Nevermind, you don't
even remember me, do you?

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You're Damian Wallace,
you are a drug dealer…

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- Way before that.
- …And you are convicted…

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1992, Comic Con.

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00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:48,653
You signed my copy of the very first
Hero comic you ever published.

243
00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:51,405
[slow music]
What you did was genius, man.

244
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:54,951
You used the comics to create a phantom.

245
00:17:56,911 --> 00:18:02,542
An empty space made up of ideas and…
[laughs]

246
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:07,088
And you materialized
a phantom right before our eyes.

247
00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:09,799
Cheap magic trick.

248
00:18:14,262 --> 00:18:16,430
This is where I turn into an idea.

249
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:20,601
[phone ringing]
Yeah?

250
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:23,938
Okay.

251
00:18:26,983 --> 00:18:29,944
Governor has deemed it proper
to use the more humane Stavlisi method

252
00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:31,904
for executing the prisoner.

253
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:34,657
[switches flipping]

254
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,993
[eerie music]

255
00:18:37,076 --> 00:18:40,079
[chair electrics humming]

256
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,747
I'm here for you.

257
00:18:56,929 --> 00:19:00,224
[liquids oozing]

258
00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:11,986
[man screaming]

259
00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:16,407
[chair shaking]

260
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:29,295
Look, I'm down with this plan, you know?

261
00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:31,088
And you know I'm too fast
to be caught anyways,

262
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:33,090
so, I'm not worried about me,
but I'm worried about you.

263
00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:36,594
- Don't have to worry about me.
- I know, I don't have to do shit.

264
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,429
Do you expect me not to
worry about you when you--

265
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:40,431
I'm just trying to utilize
the circumstances--

266
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,934
Who isn't? I'm just trying
to figure out what's inside you

267
00:19:43,017 --> 00:19:44,101
that's pushing you to do it,

268
00:19:44,185 --> 00:19:46,479
and I don't want the speech
that you give everybody else,

269
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:49,649
I just-- I'm worried you came
to this plan too quickly,

270
00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:51,859
and when people flip so quickly,
and I told you how my mother--

271
00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:55,029
I don't want to tell you
everything that's in my head.

272
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:57,615
Then what kind of connection
do you want to have?

273
00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:01,410
I mean, we can just sit
in a room and like eat

274
00:20:01,494 --> 00:20:04,956
and fuck and watch TV, but--

275
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:10,378
I like those things,
but months for you is years for me,

276
00:20:10,461 --> 00:20:16,050
- and if you can't talk to me now, then…
- I don't want you to think I'm crazy.

277
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:18,344
Cootie…

278
00:20:19,345 --> 00:20:21,097
I welcome crazy.

279
00:20:21,514 --> 00:20:23,516
I need some damn crazy in my life.

280
00:20:24,475 --> 00:20:26,644
It takes me hours
to hear a motherfucka's thoughts,

281
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:28,604
and it's just something just as boring

282
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:33,150
as the way it was, like-- Check out
this meme or some shit like that.

283
00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:37,363
I'm not bored
because my life moves slowly,

284
00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:41,534
I'm bored because
people are so fuckin' predictable.

285
00:20:43,953 --> 00:20:50,876
I already knew you were crazy.
Might be the main thing I love about you.

286
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:55,715
[chuckles]

287
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,174
This place was a good choice.

288
00:20:57,258 --> 00:20:59,385
[laughs] I love that it's
right next to laser tag.

289
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:02,263
Wait, I see you derailing.

290
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:07,018
You said you majored in fucking puppetry.
From that to dance.

291
00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:11,063
- Anything to avoid a real job, huh?
- No, I just, um, I just, teach kids.

292
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:15,401
- Teaching kids is never "just"--
- Well, I didn't mean--

293
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:19,071
[Edwin] Well, do you want to have any?
Kids, I mean.

294
00:21:19,155 --> 00:21:21,282
[woman]
Edwin, are you offering to raw dog me?

295
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:24,243
Ha, I was just trying
to get to know you.

296
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,620
Well, that would definitely
be a way to get to know me.

297
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:31,417
- You want to play a game?
- Only if you're wearing a condom.

298
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:40,509
Look into my eyes, don't look away.

299
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,136
- Put your hand--
- Slap hands?

300
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,554
You want to play slap hands?

301
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:47,683
No matter what happens,
one of us gets hit,

302
00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:49,101
we don't take our eyes off each other.

303
00:21:50,144 --> 00:21:52,104
- Okay.
- Agreed?

304
00:22:07,036 --> 00:22:09,497
[hands slapping]
Ow, bitch, that fucking hurt!

305
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:10,581
Why'd you turn away?

306
00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:13,084
What do you mean?
You just like Frank Sinatra'd my hand.

307
00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:15,169
That's what you agreed on,
that's the game you agreed on.

308
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:16,962
You didn't have to agree to it.

309
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:19,381
You were supposed to look
into my eyes,

310
00:22:19,465 --> 00:22:23,302
and, you, no matter what, you were
supposed to not turn away, you--

311
00:22:28,057 --> 00:22:29,642
You failed the pre-date.

312
00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:34,355
I'm sorry, the pre-date?

313
00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:36,899
For my employer, Jay Whittle.

314
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,445
Uh, yeah, a little confused.

315
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:46,659
The Hero is very busy
and very selective.

316
00:22:46,742 --> 00:22:51,288
He has to be, so I pre-date women for him.
You failed the loyalty test.

317
00:22:56,043 --> 00:23:01,132
Wow, that is… I mean,
that is fucking creepy and sadistic.

318
00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:05,970
- Shit people do for a paycheck.
- I do this 'cause it's right.

319
00:23:07,346 --> 00:23:10,766
The Hero's about the law, not bullshit.

320
00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:12,852
The law applied fairly is
freedom for black people,

321
00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:16,564
for all people, so I do
what's needed to help him help us.

322
00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:19,358
- You can judge me--
- See, I just hear slime sounds.

323
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:23,737
[fist slamming into wall]

324
00:23:23,821 --> 00:23:25,823
What were you looking for?

325
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,951
[slow music]

326
00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:32,746
Oh bloody Billy.
Bloody Billy--

327
00:23:33,581 --> 00:23:38,294
I needed to see you, buddy.
Oh, I'm going to read you all day.

328
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:44,967
- Hello, Jay.
- Mom, you drank my Junko Pop.

329
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:48,804
- You were supposed to stay on your floor.
- Well, that's a lovely greeting.

330
00:23:49,722 --> 00:23:51,223
I needed a mixer.

331
00:23:51,307 --> 00:23:55,644
Mom, we had an agreement
that you don't go into my old bedroom!

332
00:23:55,728 --> 00:23:59,607
You do know that this is not
your old bedroom, don't you?

333
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,277
[wall slamming down]
[loud echoing]

334
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,070
[sighs]

335
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:10,201
Why do I have to stay on my own floor?
Are you embarrassed by me?

336
00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,494
To make sure that you
don't hurt yourself again.

337
00:24:12,578 --> 00:24:14,788
Oh, I want to throw a party.

338
00:24:14,914 --> 00:24:17,875
I can't have any unauthorized people in
the building, Mother, you know that.

339
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,711
I can take care of myself.
I mean, I took care of you.

340
00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,088
Really?
Really?

341
00:24:24,465 --> 00:24:28,677
- You want to go there?
- Jay, why are you so angry?

342
00:24:28,761 --> 00:24:32,973
Look at your life, you are
the person you want to be.

343
00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:36,602
I mean, you're doing your
whole superhero thing,

344
00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:39,855
- I know that's very exciting for you.
- Exciting?

345
00:24:39,939 --> 00:24:42,900
You think that this is exciting?

346
00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:46,111
- [mother sighs]
- It's necessary, Mother.

347
00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:47,947
Do you not understand that?

348
00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:53,244
- [mother sighing]
- Do you not understand what I do?

349
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:56,330
Come here. Come on.

350
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,209
Mm, my baby.

351
00:25:01,377 --> 00:25:03,212
I don't want to get out of bed, Mom,

352
00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:06,715
I just want the world
to pass me by but I can't, Mom.

353
00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:12,304
- I want to.
- I know, I know, I know.

354
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:16,392
- People need The Hero.
- They do, Mom, they do.

355
00:25:16,475 --> 00:25:19,395
To know that the law
and morality are the same.

356
00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:20,646
Exactly.

357
00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:24,733
Playing this role is the only reason
you get up in the morning.

358
00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:30,823
- That's all it is.
- Oh, Jay, it's boring, it's boring.

359
00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:33,158
It's so boring.

360
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:36,870
Mom, please.

361
00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:40,624
Jay, why are you
so obsessed with the law?

362
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:45,796
You were born into a
family that has more power

363
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:50,134
than any damned superhero could ever have.
The laws are made for us.

364
00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:51,969
Okay, okay.

365
00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:58,309
[sighs] Oh, you can hate me all you want,
but I will always--

366
00:25:58,392 --> 00:26:01,603
- I don't hate anyone, Mother.
- I will always be your mother.

367
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:07,985
[building creaking]

368
00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:15,034
Stop the building.

369
00:26:19,997 --> 00:26:21,540
Hello, sir.

370
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:33,093
What is this?

371
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,847
Showing you that you're appreciated.

372
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:40,684
I wanted to say thank you
on behalf of the world.

373
00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:42,686
Huh.

374
00:26:46,273 --> 00:26:47,733
Astronaut Al.

375
00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:53,155
You have a rainbow of water pistols.

376
00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:59,912
[sighs]

377
00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:05,626
A Meathead Frank with
super-choke action?

378
00:27:10,798 --> 00:27:16,220
[kissing]
This is amazing!

379
00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:20,265
- This is amazing!
- We need you to be happy, sir.

380
00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:22,101
It's vital to the operations
of the company--

381
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:27,481
Wait, wait a minute.
All of these things are random.

382
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:31,735
There's nothing random
with you, Edwin, ever.

383
00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:34,488
[eerie music]

384
00:27:39,118 --> 00:27:42,746
How did--the date go with Sasha?

385
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:45,124
Not a match unfortunately.

386
00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:55,926
This is your fuck up.

387
00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:59,304
Yes, and I'm already on the hunt
for a new slate of candidates.

388
00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:02,307
If it's just sex you want,
I've lined up some options--

389
00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:08,564
Have you listened
to one word that I've said?

390
00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:14,653
This is not about a wet hole
that's missing, Edwin, it's about--

391
00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:22,327
All you're doing is proving the point.

392
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:28,584
Nothing matters. [sighs]

393
00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:37,092
[sighs]

394
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:39,887
[droning music]

395
00:28:40,971 --> 00:28:47,478
Sometimes, you can be
a fucking useless,

396
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:52,316
shitty, inconsiderate person.

397
00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:04,161
See you tomorrow, champ.

398
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:08,165
[droning noises]

399
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:18,550
[sighs] Play my music.

400
00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:24,598
["Mexican Blue" by Jolie Holland plays]

401
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:48,080
[grunts and yells]

402
00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:52,125
[glass smashing]

403
00:29:55,504 --> 00:29:58,215
[swords clanking]

404
00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:16,817
[pan clonking]

405
00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:31,373
[dramatic music]

406
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:39,673
Wire the balance of funds to Exine
Toulouse immediately.

407
00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:46,096
How do you know my real name?

408
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:50,601
- Because I hired you.
- You hired me to kill you?

409
00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:54,104
You came closer than the others.

410
00:30:56,815 --> 00:31:02,154
I have to stay on my toes
until my actual super villain comes.

411
00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:07,868
An antagonist that my audience
will deem worthy of my journey.

412
00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:11,872
Yeah, well, uh…
I would have caught you more off guard

413
00:31:11,997 --> 00:31:14,291
if I wasn't thrown off by your
annoyingly anal assistant.

414
00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:15,792
Well, anal is what I pay him for.

415
00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:19,129
[slow music]

416
00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:40,567
Maybe you hoped I'd succeed.

417
00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:55,832
I was just about to
open up a bottle of wine.

418
00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:01,254
Châteauneuf-du-Pape.

419
00:32:02,506 --> 00:32:06,718
To a segue from
my work to my civilian life.

420
00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,096
Would you care to join me?

421
00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:44,756
[lights zapping]

422
00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:46,758
[lights snapping off]

423
00:32:50,679 --> 00:32:53,724
[AI as Bill Cosby]
I'm turning on the backup generators.

424
00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:58,770
It's a regular power outage,
no nefarious cause is detected.

425
00:33:09,531 --> 00:33:11,032
[slow music]

426
00:33:11,116 --> 00:33:13,034
Don't fuck this up, Cootie.

427
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,376
You guys ready?

428
00:33:22,961 --> 00:33:24,171
Let's go.

429
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:34,598
[upbeat, electronic music plays
through credits]