[while chewing] So, then she's all like, stay in a situationship.
- I know about situationships. - Hmm. I think I like relationships better
- even though I've never been in one. - Whoa man, too fast.
- Well, I'm a Virgo. I'm organized. - I'm a Pisces.
- I'm good at being alone. - Would you mind being alone around me?
- [unintelligible cafe chatter] - [cafe music plays softly]
- [carrot crunching loudly] - Don't try to be smooth.
[silverware clinking]
Okay… try.
I like it.
- [helicopter blade whirring] - Oh shit… that's my dude.
[Flora] That's your dude?
[rock music plays, Man sings] ♪ I'm gonna creep up on ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna creep up on ya…
The law holds us together. That's what makes community.
[helper robot] Poo- butts are trying to stop lawful eviction down there.
[Jones] We can stop this eviction,
the police move the furniture out and we move it right back in.
We can hold out for an order from the judge, and buy time.
Auntie, you good? We've got you all right?
[Scat] We can't let them put everybody on the street.
Hey yo Greg! Chill!
[neighbor] We're not gonna let you kick us out of our homes!
- [unintelligible muttering] - [male neighbor] No, no, no no.
- Spotlight - [helper robot] Zippity zoom, sir.
- [rock music bellows] - [crowd yelling restlessly]
Put down the furniture, you're illegally trespassing.
This is a lawful eviction.
- [male neighbor] Hey, stop. - [The Hero] I repeat.
- [male neighbor] Leave us alone. - Oh shit. No, no, no you guys,
no, we have a right to be here. We have a right to be here.
[The Hero] I repeat, put down the furniture.
- [helicopter blade whirring] - [unintelligible chatter]
- [Jones inaudible screaming] - [helicopter blade whirring continues]
- [Flora] The Hero? - Yes.
- [crunching food] - [unintelligible chatter]
Yeah. I, I really do hate that dog whistle slogan.
You know the "get your mind right halfwits".
Mmm, he says that to criminals, and he's saying that they're redeemable.
"Get your mind right", and change is possible.
He's for justice. And I'm with that.
- [cafe music plays softly] - See?
Well, you're committed.
My mom's really good at sewing.
- She doesn't really like the hero, but… - But she's a fan of you.
[chatter and soft music continues]
Wait, wait.
You've, is this, is this your first time at a restaurant?
You've seen me at, at Bing-Bang.
Oh. But like, like a, like a sit down place.
Like a, like, it doesn't have a drive-through?
Okay. After this, there's this place you gotta try.
- Right now? - Mmhmm
[lively music plays]
[Cootie] That's two dates in one night.
[both giggling]
[Flora] They just brought out the Cajun crab legs.
Chase the cacio e pepe with the chicken Tikka Marsala.
Pro tip: the people who own this place are Cantonese.
So, the Yang Chow fried rice, is where it's at.
- Wow. You know a lot about your food. - [Flora] Uh…
Oh. I don't know if I've known anybody who could eat as much food as I can.
And I, I eat a lot. [chuckles, clears throat]
Well, don't let the Bing-Bang Burger fool you. I'm, I'm a chef.
Yeah. I'm taking a, you know, like a different route to get healthy,
delicious, cheap cuisine to, uh millions of people.
And get people to like slow down and stop…
Yeah, stop what they're doing when they take a bite.
I'm gonna make culinary history.
[soft music plays]
Yeah. You said before you grew up alone?
- No friends? - Kids on TV, TV friends.
- Yeah. - I'm mean, yeah. I'm glad I'm…
I'm not so lonely anymore.
- I get it. Special ain't so spectacular. - We're all special.
Like, how you're so fa… [word continues distorted]
[low humming]
[Mom voice over] The doctor says she's having convulsions
but I think it's something else.
- [baby crying] - I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
[Flora's Dad] She's moving so fast she probably doesn't know we're here.
You're not gonna help me?
- [distorted music] - [low humming]
[eerie orchestral music]
[baby whines]
[distorted music continues]
- [humming sounds] - [distorted music continues]
[music continues]
[Flora's Dad] Mom and dad, please read this 20 times.
Trace your finger along as you read. This is an experiment.
[humming sounds swells]
[Flora's Dad continues] This is an experiment to see if I can
slow down my hearing and speech so that I can talk to you,
to see if we can find-
[reading very slowly, distorted] Mom and Dad…
Iyyyyeeee…
loveeee youuu….
- sooooo much. I - - [parents softly chuckle]
[eerie music swells]
[music slows]
You're gonna live with your father. He and I have different views
on taking care of your needs and we don't do disagreements well.
It's time for me to find out who I am, and do some things.
[softly sniffles]
We'll still get our time in, tough girl.
I promise.
[eerie music begins to swell]
- [low humming] - [resumes]… aast
[tempo resumes]
I'm not fast. You're just… slow.
- [soft music plays] - [unintelligible chatter]
You didn't eat your, um, paella or the schnitzel.
[retching]
- [zoom sounds] - [wacky music plays]
[vomiting sounds]
- [coughing, vomiting sounds] - [splashing]
[patrons groan]
[Cootie groans softly] Um, I'm gonna go now.
[muffled] Um, you know, I had a really good time tonight. [soft chuckle]
- I'll see you tomorrow? - Okay.
[machine powering down]
[patrons groaning]
[male patron] Okay. What the fuck? Hey, yo, what the fuck?
[hip-hop music plays]
[Felix] Hey, so I mean, it sound like you played it off, like cool as hell.
[scoffs] Her mind moves fast and she knows what she wants.
I wish I was as sure about anything as she is about-
Hey, wait, so when y'all kicking it again?
- Tonight - [Felix] Tonight?
Wooo-whee! Hey, you know what that mean, right?
You know that's, that, that drizzle on the whizzle.
That's that next day sex day.
You know what happens the second time if it didn't happen on the first time, right?
Oh, uh huh.
Oh. Oh, uh huh, uh huh.
But, you've got a lot of practice right? By yourself all these years?
- [bubble popping sound] - [Felix] So that's, that's good.
[Mom] Why are you still using my conditioner?
I told you this shit's expensive.
[Martisse] I got my own, I don't use that funky ass shit.
You know, it's not like I'm worried or anything.
- You know? - Bo-oi-oing, what's good?
- What up? - What's up? Good.
- What up, Cootie? - What's up man?
Whatever man, look, we're going to Toon-Town or what?
Aw damn, that was today.
Uh, damn bro we posted up. So, let's go tomorrow.
[unintelligible mall chatter]
- Came all the way down here, man. - Damn hey, come here.
Hey bro, my fault.
Look, Cootie just, he's kicking it with Flora for the second time tonight.
- Wait, Cootie called her? - Yes.
So, he just needed, you know what I'm saying?
Some advice, from somebody with a little more experience.
Hey, all right Cootie. [chuckles] Aw, shit.
Hey look, I'm gonna see y'all later then.
I'm a get something for you all right? Watch what I'ma have for you bro.
- What you mean? - Bro just watch.
Look Felix, I'm out of here. Get this rubber.
[chuckles] Cootie get you some pussy dog.
- Five minute break. - [groans softly]
- Hey, what you got? Fleas or something? - [Cootie] I think I'm getting a rash.
- Hey, what are these clothes made of? - What ballers buy nowadays.
[Felix] Hey bro, that's probably just acne from never busting a nut.
[unintelligible chatter, laughing]
[Jones] I love this.
- But…Hrm…? - What? Pitchforks?
- The butcher knife's too much? - No, that's good.
You have the Eviction Defense Committee as the saviors here.
[soft chuckle] Everybody's following us.
We're not the saviors.
We want the people to understand, they save themselves.
- [unintelligible chatter continue] - Hmm. Someone's gotta lead though, right?
- Yes… - I mean like, where's your Che Guevara?
Coming out the mountains?
A leader's job is to create more leaders.
This doesn't do that. The network has campaigns.
More leaders to lead where, though?
What you're doing here is not, it's not really getting to the root of the problem.
So, we're, just so we're on the same page…
What will?
[unintelligible chatter, laughter continue]
[tense music swells]
The whole thing has to be torn down. It'll take force and it won't be pretty.
And we gotta find the leader that can set that example.
Look, I'm a communist. I want the people to democratically
control the wealth we create with our labor.
Yeah, that will take force. But we need the people for that force.
Okay? [scoffs]
[Jones] They gotta know where their power lies.
So, instead of just going straight for the goal
you can, uh, electric slide your way over there.
- [music continues] - [unintelligible chatter continues]
Yo, the people do love the electric slide…
You.
[sloshing sounds]
[water splashing]
[soft music hums]
[man through video] So, next we're gonna put this raw garlic paste on our skin,
and then you're gonna wanna really rub it in.
Softly, gently, but get it everywhere.
Now the garlic will have an odor. So next, we're gonna put this paste…
[music being played on keyboard]
That smells good, that smells really good. [sniffs]
- [keyboard plays] - [singing] ♪ Stop using my cologne ♪
[spray sounds]
♪ You need to buy your own ♪
♪ Get out of my cologne ♪
I'm not, I'm here cause my toilet is clogged.
♪ Stay out of my cologne ♪
[door slams]
[Mom coughing]
[singing] ♪ You done and sprayed it up too many damn times ♪
♪ Two sprays and you out stay outta my cologne ♪♪
- What the hell happened here? - Boy used half the Paco Rabanne.
- The Paco Rabanne? - You know what that means.
- [music plays softly] - [car engine]
Okay.
So, if y'all do it do not embarrass yourself and nut too quickly, okay?
She gonna laugh, she gonna tell everybody that shit.
You not gonna get no action for like, a few months at least.
Okay? They gonna call you Five-Second-Felix.
- You gonna have to undo a bunch of- - Felix? Why would they call me Felix?
Just, alright. So, anyway, when, you know, when I feel like I'm about to nut,
I just yell Raiders.
- Really? - Yep.
What does that do?
I mean, it's like, you know, if you get overwhelmed
and you like, like you about to bust, it's just, it distracts you, you know?
And, and it's Raiders, you know? So, it's just raw as fuck.
Like just make you feel like Marshawn or something.
- Like duh-nuh-duh-nuh. - [Cootie] Marshawn Lynch?
You imagine Marshawn Lynch having sex with the girl you're having sex with?
Look just, just try it right now. Okay?
Just.
- Raiders. No, no… - Okay. Whoa. Louder.
- Just… - Okay.
- Really throw it. - Raiders.
I don't think I'm gonna do that. [chuckles]
[Cootie] So, every second you're consciously slowing?
Yeah, I change my words and my walk.
Yeah, it's like, um, translating.
I have to change my facial expression so people understand me.
But, um, check it, Let me, let me show you why I brought you here.
[deep pounding, rattling]
[Flora] I know how much you like bass.
[loud rumbling, humming]
[yells] Oh shit!
Oh!
Um, another reason…
Another reason why I've, I've brought you here.
[soft music plays]
I'm gonna…
[kissing sounds]
[music continues]
Um…so…
Ive…I've had time to calculate all the possible outcomes
from all the choices that we make at this moment.
Yeah. The good news is, although there are a lot of bad choices,
we can make and, yeah, terrible outcomes.
The, the best. Yeah. The most probable outcomes are good ones.
You did all, you did all of that today?
The best possible outcome…
is extrapolated from us leaving now and having sex.
Have sex?
[ethereal music plays]
My toilet is overflowing at home.
- [ethereal music fading] - [loud whooshing]
- [Felix] Serious. - [Scat] All right Cootie man.
I'm gonna see you later, alright? Watch what I'ma have for you bro.
-[Cootie] What do you mean? - Just watch…
Felix eat my fucking dust.
Cootie, you're still my friend, even if you don't get any pussy, okay?
[laughing]
♪ ["The Mission" by Bakar plays] ♪
[Scat] What's good?
♪ Tell him that's the mission, yeah…
[music fades]
- What up? - [male clerk] Yo, what's up.
[man] So, think about it, season four, episode four.
Two episodes prior, submitted subsequent seasons,
- but only one adjusted. - [indistinct TV chatter]
That's a good one, bro.
[video game sounds playing]
[video "game over" sound]
[music plays, singing] ♪ Parking ticket ♪
- [engine revs, crashing sounds] - ♪ Parking ticket ♪
♪ Parking ticket Parking ticket ♪
[cartoon child laughing]
[groaning, crying]
It's a slippery one, folks. With quite the battering from the north east.
Expect a thick blanket of snow in every part of town.
From the downtown flats, to the hilltop mansions.
Yes, we're looking at a real doozy, with no escaping the winter storm.
Whether you're young or old, a king or a pauper, snow is falling.
As I speak on all creation…
it falls upon those who fought to attain love, to keep love, to pass love down
from generation to generation. Hoping that it would not wither away.
Snow falls on those who squandered love, drove it away, or worse.
Those who for fear of losing love, never experienced it at all.
Snow falls tonight also on those who never had a chance to experience any of this.
[wind whooshing]
It falls on those who perished before they were able to pass life on
to the next generation.
To those whose timelines cease while the worlds went on.
[crow caws]
It falls on those whose life and joy
consists only of breathing or crying or excreting.
And the soft touch of the mothers breasts upon their lips.
[snoring sounds]
[Weather Man continues] It falls upon those who would never know how unfair
the coil of fate can be, how cruel and decimating to even the strongest of us.
Yes. Snow is falling and falling all over town…
[loud whooshing sounds]
upon we the survivors and upon those survived by us.
[Kid On Tv] Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing
It's the last one.
Yeah I've got a friend who's gonna love this thing, man.
- He's a giant. - I know. Saw you on the news.
Hold on, got something to show you.
[music bellows loudly]
It's a lost episode. You're lying man.
Broadcasted only once before the FCC banned it.
Now all those poor people go into the ER.
So, it's true?
It caused existential meltdowns causing people to laugh
and lose control of all motor functions for the duration of the episode.
For 93.5% of viewers.
Damn. So, how you get a copy?
Oh my boy in Atlanta, I had a hookup in Osaka
who knows a guy who has a girl taped it on VHS
back in the day, took five months to ship out a dub.
But be careful with it, I watched it last Wednesday.
I woke up on Saturday with no memory and I didn't feel right for a week.
- Damn. - True fans only.
True fans only, man. [chuckles]
- Enjoy. - Thanks man, yeah.
[upbeat music]
[silly music plays]
[cartoon sounds]
- [boing sounds] - [ethereal singing]
[silly cartoon sounds]
- [groans] - [cartoon birds chirping]
[groans] Fuck.
[groans in pain] Ah, Shit. [wincing]
Fuck, my fucking phone.
[street sounds]
[hospital chatter]
- [taps on glass] - [Scat] Ma'am? [panting]
- [Nurse] Can I help you? - [panting] I fell on my bike.
- [Nurse] You can take a seat - Please, can you just take a look at it?
All right it really hurts.
I think, I think I need to see a doctor or something, look.
- Do you have insurance? - [office sounds, phone ringing]
Sorry. Crown only takes people with insurance, unless it's life threatening.
What? How you know it's not life threatening? I mean… [panting]
Unless it's actively bleeding, we can't take you.
You'll have to go to a county hospital.
Highland? That's what you're talking about right now?
Lady, how the hell am I supposed to get over there?
How am I supposed to get over there? Huh?
[Nurse] There's a bus stop right across the street.
Look at this sticking out of my body. Please nah man. Fuck that.
- [unintelligible arguing] - [scuffling]
- [security guard] Said you gotta go. - [Scat] Come on man, please!
[bus engine revs]
[groans]
Excuse me. May I use your phone? Mine broke.
Well, you gonna use it or what?
[pants] I don't know nobody's number.
[intense music bellows]
[grunting with pain]
[music intensifies]
[hip-hop playing through radio]
[tires screeching]
- [screaming] Scat!
[Felix] Hey! Yo, yo why didn't you call me? Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on bro just get in.
[Scat groaning with pain]
[Felix] I know I know, I'm sorry, this fucking door doesn't work. I'm sorry…
[engine revving]
[tires screeching]
[Felix whispers] Fuck.
All right come on, come on, come on. Come on bro.
Use your legs bro, use your legs.
Come on, come on we're almost there we're almost there.
[screaming] Help, help us!
Come on, come on, okay, okay okay.
Come on, use your, open your eyes, open your eyes.
Yes, yes hey use your words Scat come on. [screaming] Help us! Fuck! Come on, hey!
- Fight the battle from us- - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on, come on, Come on. I know, I know.
- [Scat] Snow... falling all of… - [Felix] Open your eyes.
[screaming] Help us what the fuck! Come on, open your eyes Scat.
Help! Help us!
[weather man from cartoon] It falls on those who'll never know how unfair the coil of fate.
How cruel and decimating to even the strongest of us.
Scat? Scat?
[weather man] Yes, snow's falling and falling all over town
[Scat joins] on we the survivors and upon those who are survived by us.
[Nurse] Take him, take him, take him, take him. Take him, take him.
[overlapping chatter]
[instrumental music plays]