1
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[while chewing] So, then she's all like,
stay in a situationship.

2
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- I know about situationships.
- Hmm. I think I like relationships better

3
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- even though I've never been in one.
- Whoa man, too fast.

4
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- Well, I'm a Virgo. I'm organized.
- I'm a Pisces.

5
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- I'm good at being alone.
- Would you mind being alone around me?

6
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- [unintelligible cafe chatter]
- [cafe music plays softly]

7
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- [carrot crunching loudly]
- Don't try to be smooth.

8
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[silverware clinking]

9
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Okay… try.

10
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I like it.

11
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- [helicopter blade whirring]
- Oh shit… that's my dude.

12
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[Flora] That's your dude?

13
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[rock music plays, Man sings]
♪ I'm gonna creep up on ya ♪

14
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♪ I'm gonna creep up on ya…

15
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The law holds us together.
That's what makes community.

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[helper robot] Poo- butts are trying
to stop lawful eviction down there.

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[Jones] We can stop this eviction,

18
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the police move the furniture out
and we move it right back in.

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We can hold out for an order
from the judge, and buy time.

20
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Auntie, you good?
We've got you all right?

21
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[Scat] We can't let them put
everybody on the street.

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Hey yo Greg! Chill!

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[neighbor] We're not gonna let
you kick us out of our homes!

24
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- [unintelligible muttering]
- [male neighbor] No, no, no no.

25
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- Spotlight
- [helper robot] Zippity zoom, sir.

26
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- [rock music bellows]
- [crowd yelling restlessly]

27
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Put down the furniture,
you're illegally trespassing.

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This is a lawful eviction.

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- [male neighbor] Hey, stop.
- [The Hero] I repeat.

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- [male neighbor] Leave us alone.
- Oh shit. No, no, no you guys,

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no, we have a right to be here.
We have a right to be here.

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[The Hero]
I repeat, put down the furniture.

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- [helicopter blade whirring]
- [unintelligible chatter]

34
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- [Jones inaudible screaming]
- [helicopter blade whirring continues]

35
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- [Flora] The Hero?
- Yes.

36
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- [crunching food]
- [unintelligible chatter]

37
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Yeah. I, I really do
hate that dog whistle slogan.

38
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You know the
"get your mind right halfwits".

39
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Mmm, he says that to criminals,
and he's saying that they're redeemable.

40
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"Get your mind right",
and change is possible.

41
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He's for justice.
And I'm with that.

42
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- [cafe music plays softly]
- See?

43
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Well, you're committed.

44
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My mom's really good at sewing.

45
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- She doesn't really like the hero, but…
- But she's a fan of you.

46
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[chatter and soft music continues]

47
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Wait, wait.

48
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You've, is this, is this your
first time at a restaurant?

49
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You've seen me at, at Bing-Bang.

50
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Oh. But like,
like a, like a sit down place.

51
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Like a, like, it doesn't
have a drive-through?

52
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Okay. After this, there's
this place you gotta try.

53
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- Right now?
- Mmhmm

54
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[lively music plays]

55
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[Cootie] That's two dates in one night.

56
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[both giggling]

57
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[Flora] They just brought out
the Cajun crab legs.

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Chase the cacio e pepe with
the chicken Tikka Marsala.

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Pro tip: the people who own
this place are Cantonese.

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So, the Yang Chow fried rice,
is where it's at.

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- Wow. You know a lot about your food.
- [Flora] Uh…

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Oh. I don't know if I've known anybody
who could eat as much food as I can.

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And I, I eat a lot.
[chuckles, clears throat]

64
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Well, don't let the Bing-Bang Burger
fool you. I'm, I'm a chef.

65
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Yeah. I'm taking a, you know, like
a different route to get healthy,

66
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delicious, cheap cuisine to,
uh millions of people.

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And get people to like
slow down and stop…

68
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Yeah, stop what they're doing
when they take a bite.

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I'm gonna make culinary history.

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[soft music plays]

71
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Yeah. You said before you grew up alone?

72
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- No friends?
- Kids on TV, TV friends.

73
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- Yeah.
- I'm mean, yeah. I'm glad I'm…

74
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I'm not so lonely anymore.

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- I get it. Special ain't so spectacular.
- We're all special.

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Like, how you're so fa…
[word continues distorted]

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[low humming]

78
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[Mom voice over] The doctor says
she's having convulsions

79
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but I think it's something else.

80
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- [baby crying]
- I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

81
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[Flora's Dad] She's moving so fast she
probably doesn't know we're here.

82
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You're not gonna help me?

83
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- [distorted music]
- [low humming]

84
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[eerie orchestral music]

85
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[baby whines]

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[distorted music continues]

87
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- [humming sounds]
- [distorted music continues]

88
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[music continues]

89
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[Flora's Dad]
Mom and dad, please read this 20 times.

90
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Trace your finger along as you read.
This is an experiment.

91
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[humming sounds swells]

92
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[Flora's Dad continues]
This is an experiment to see if I can

93
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slow down my hearing and speech
so that I can talk to you,

94
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to see if we can find-

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[reading very slowly, distorted]
Mom and Dad…

96
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Iyyyyeeee…

97
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loveeee youuu….

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- sooooo much. I -
- [parents softly chuckle]

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[eerie music swells]

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[music slows]

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You're gonna live with your father.
He and I have different views

102
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on taking care of your needs
and we don't do disagreements well.

103
00:08:05,946 --> 00:08:10,784
It's time for me to find out who I am,
and do some things.

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[softly sniffles]

105
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We'll still get our time in, tough girl.

106
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I promise.

107
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[eerie music begins to swell]

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- [low humming]
- [resumes]… aast

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[tempo resumes]

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I'm not fast.
You're just… slow.

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- [soft music plays]
- [unintelligible chatter]

112
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You didn't eat your, um,
paella or the schnitzel.

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[retching]

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- [zoom sounds]
- [wacky music plays]

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[vomiting sounds]

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- [coughing, vomiting sounds]
- [splashing]

117
00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,837
[patrons groan]

118
00:09:06,423 --> 00:09:09,718
[Cootie groans softly]
Um, I'm gonna go now.

119
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[muffled] Um, you know, I had a
really good time tonight. [soft chuckle]

120
00:09:16,641 --> 00:09:19,436
- I'll see you tomorrow?
- Okay.

121
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[machine powering down]

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[patrons groaning]

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[male patron] Okay. What the fuck?
Hey, yo, what the fuck?

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[hip-hop music plays]

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[Felix] Hey, so I mean, it sound like
you played it off, like cool as hell.

126
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[scoffs] Her mind moves fast and
she knows what she wants.

127
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I wish I was as sure about
anything as she is about-

128
00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,546
Hey, wait, so when y'all kicking it again?

129
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- Tonight
- [Felix] Tonight?

130
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Wooo-whee!
Hey, you know what that mean, right?

131
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You know that's, that, that
drizzle on the whizzle.

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That's that next day sex day.

133
00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:03,563
You know what happens the second time if
it didn't happen on the first time, right?

134
00:10:03,772 --> 00:10:06,107
Oh, uh huh.

135
00:10:09,402 --> 00:10:13,448
Oh. Oh, uh huh, uh huh.

136
00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:17,369
But, you've got a lot of practice right?
By yourself all these years?

137
00:10:17,452 --> 00:10:18,953
- [bubble popping sound]
- [Felix] So that's, that's good.

138
00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:20,789
[Mom]
Why are you still using my conditioner?

139
00:10:20,872 --> 00:10:22,415
I told you this shit's expensive.

140
00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:25,960
[Martisse] I got my own,
I don't use that funky ass shit.

141
00:10:28,838 --> 00:10:33,093
You know, it's not like
I'm worried or anything.

142
00:10:33,218 --> 00:10:36,596
- You know?
- Bo-oi-oing, what's good?

143
00:10:37,555 --> 00:10:38,973
- What up?
- What's up? Good.

144
00:10:39,349 --> 00:10:41,893
- What up, Cootie?
- What's up man?

145
00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:44,270
Whatever man, look, we're
going to Toon-Town or what?

146
00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:46,689
Aw damn, that was today.

147
00:10:47,857 --> 00:10:51,736
Uh, damn bro we posted up.
So, let's go tomorrow.

148
00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:53,530
[unintelligible mall chatter]

149
00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:57,867
- Came all the way down here, man.
- Damn hey, come here.

150
00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,203
Hey bro, my fault.

151
00:11:00,286 --> 00:11:04,165
Look, Cootie just, he's kicking it with
Flora for the second time tonight.

152
00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,626
- Wait, Cootie called her?
- Yes.

153
00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:08,336
So, he just needed,
you know what I'm saying?

154
00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:10,422
Some advice, from somebody
with a little more experience.

155
00:11:11,548 --> 00:11:14,134
Hey, all right Cootie. [chuckles]
Aw, shit.

156
00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:16,136
Hey look, I'm gonna see y'all later then.

157
00:11:16,886 --> 00:11:19,556
I'm a get something for you all right?
Watch what I'ma have for you bro.

158
00:11:19,681 --> 00:11:21,349
- What you mean?
- Bro just watch.

159
00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:26,980
Look Felix, I'm out of here.
Get this rubber.

160
00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:29,315
[chuckles] Cootie get you some pussy dog.

161
00:11:31,443 --> 00:11:33,486
- Five minute break.
- [groans softly]

162
00:11:36,322 --> 00:11:39,159
- Hey, what you got? Fleas or something?
- [Cootie] I think I'm getting a rash.

163
00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:44,372
- Hey, what are these clothes made of?
- What ballers buy nowadays.

164
00:11:45,123 --> 00:11:47,876
[Felix] Hey bro, that's probably just
acne from never busting a nut.

165
00:11:49,002 --> 00:11:51,546
[unintelligible chatter, laughing]

166
00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:56,217
[Jones] I love this.

167
00:11:57,260 --> 00:12:00,430
- But…Hrm…?
- What? Pitchforks?

168
00:12:00,513 --> 00:12:03,099
- The butcher knife's too much?
- No, that's good.

169
00:12:03,183 --> 00:12:08,354
You have the Eviction Defense
Committee as the saviors here.

170
00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:10,565
[soft chuckle] Everybody's following us.

171
00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:13,485
We're not the saviors.

172
00:12:14,152 --> 00:12:17,572
We want the people to understand,
they save themselves.

173
00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:20,575
- [unintelligible chatter continue]
- Hmm. Someone's gotta lead though, right?

174
00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:23,369
- Yes…
- I mean like, where's your Che Guevara?

175
00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:24,496
Coming out the mountains?

176
00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:26,164
A leader's job is
to create more leaders.

177
00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:29,167
This doesn't do that.
The network has campaigns.

178
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,794
More leaders to lead where, though?

179
00:12:32,754 --> 00:12:36,841
What you're doing here is not, it's not
really getting to the root of the problem.

180
00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:39,552
So, we're, just so we're
on the same page…

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00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:41,262
What will?

182
00:12:43,181 --> 00:12:44,849
[unintelligible chatter,
laughter continue]

183
00:12:47,227 --> 00:12:49,771
[tense music swells]

184
00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:55,693
The whole thing has to be torn down.
It'll take force and it won't be pretty.

185
00:12:56,945 --> 00:13:00,240
And we gotta find the leader
that can set that example.

186
00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:08,164
Look, I'm a communist.
I want the people to democratically

187
00:13:08,248 --> 00:13:10,416
control the wealth we
create with our labor.

188
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:14,003
Yeah, that will take force.
But we need the people for that force.

189
00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:14,921
Okay? [scoffs]

190
00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:15,838
[Jones] They gotta know
where their power lies.

191
00:13:15,922 --> 00:13:18,258
So, instead of just going
straight for the goal

192
00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:21,553
you can, uh, electric slide
your way over there.

193
00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:23,638
- [music continues]
- [unintelligible chatter continues]

194
00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:26,516
Yo, the people do love the electric slide…

195
00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:31,145
You.

196
00:13:33,064 --> 00:13:34,607
[sloshing sounds]

197
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,360
[water splashing]

198
00:13:37,819 --> 00:13:39,070
[soft music hums]

199
00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:43,408
[man through video] So, next we're gonna
put this raw garlic paste on our skin,

200
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,869
and then you're gonna wanna really rub it in.

201
00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:49,998
Softly, gently, but get it everywhere.

202
00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:55,628
Now the garlic will have an odor.
So next, we're gonna put this paste…

203
00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:59,591
[music being played on keyboard]

204
00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:09,976
That smells good,
that smells really good. [sniffs]

205
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:19,027
- [keyboard plays]
- [singing] ♪ Stop using my cologne ♪

206
00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:21,821
[spray sounds]

207
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,157
♪ You need to buy your own ♪

208
00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,872
♪ Get out of my cologne ♪

209
00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:34,626
I'm not, I'm here cause
my toilet is clogged.

210
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,588
♪ Stay out of my cologne ♪

211
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:45,428
[door slams]

212
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,431
[Mom coughing]

213
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:53,186
[singing] ♪ You done and sprayed
it up too many damn times ♪

214
00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:59,567
♪ Two sprays and you out
stay outta my cologne ♪♪

215
00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:05,907
- What the hell happened here?
- Boy used half the Paco Rabanne.

216
00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:10,536
- The Paco Rabanne?
- You know what that means.

217
00:15:12,288 --> 00:15:14,415
- [music plays softly]
- [car engine]

218
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:18,294
Okay.

219
00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:26,094
So, if y'all do it do not embarrass
yourself and nut too quickly, okay?

220
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,262
She gonna laugh, she gonna
tell everybody that shit.

221
00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:32,350
You not gonna get no action
for like, a few months at least.

222
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,060
Okay? They gonna call
you Five-Second-Felix.

223
00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:37,313
- You gonna have to undo a bunch of-
- Felix? Why would they call me Felix?

224
00:15:38,189 --> 00:15:43,277
Just, alright. So, anyway, when, you
know, when I feel like I'm about to nut,

225
00:15:43,361 --> 00:15:47,073
I just yell Raiders.

226
00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:49,575
- Really?
- Yep.

227
00:15:50,201 --> 00:15:51,244
What does that do?

228
00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:53,538
I mean, it's like, you know,
if you get overwhelmed

229
00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:57,583
and you like, like you about to bust,
it's just, it distracts you, you know?

230
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,336
And, and it's Raiders, you know?
So, it's just raw as fuck.

231
00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:02,547
Like just make you feel
like Marshawn or something.

232
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:04,841
- Like duh-nuh-duh-nuh.
- [Cootie] Marshawn Lynch?

233
00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:07,927
You imagine Marshawn Lynch having sex
with the girl you're having sex with?

234
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,847
Look just, just try it right now. Okay?

235
00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:13,558
Just.

236
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:19,564
- Raiders. No, no…
- Okay. Whoa. Louder.

237
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,149
- Just…
- Okay.

238
00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:25,862
- Really throw it.
- Raiders.

239
00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:34,036
I don't think I'm gonna do that.
[chuckles]

240
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:40,460
[Cootie] So, every second you're
consciously slowing?

241
00:16:41,794 --> 00:16:47,216
Yeah, I change my words and my walk.

242
00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:52,054
Yeah, it's like, um, translating.

243
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:57,310
I have to change my facial expression
so people understand me.

244
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:06,569
But, um, check it, Let me, let me
show you why I brought you here.

245
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:19,165
[deep pounding, rattling]

246
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,667
[Flora] I know how much you like bass.

247
00:17:25,463 --> 00:17:28,132
[loud rumbling, humming]

248
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:31,427
[yells] Oh shit!

249
00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:35,681
Oh!

250
00:17:42,146 --> 00:17:46,859
Um, another reason…

251
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:51,322
Another reason why I've,
I've brought you here.

252
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:55,076
[soft music plays]

253
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:17,640
I'm gonna…

254
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:28,192
[kissing sounds]

255
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:32,154
[music continues]

256
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:41,873
Um…so…

257
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:48,462
Ive…I've had time to calculate
all the possible outcomes

258
00:18:48,546 --> 00:18:50,089
from all the choices that
we make at this moment.

259
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:54,510
Yeah. The good news is, although
there are a lot of bad choices,

260
00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:58,389
we can make and, yeah, terrible outcomes.

261
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:05,396
The, the best. Yeah.
The most probable outcomes are good ones.

262
00:19:06,397 --> 00:19:08,399
You did all, you did all of that today?

263
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:11,944
The best possible outcome…

264
00:19:13,571 --> 00:19:19,994
is extrapolated from us leaving now
and having sex.

265
00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:23,164
Have sex?

266
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,504
[ethereal music plays]

267
00:19:31,297 --> 00:19:34,008
My toilet is overflowing at home.

268
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:43,935
- [ethereal music fading]
- [loud whooshing]

269
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:48,940
- [Felix] Serious.
- [Scat] All right Cootie man.

270
00:19:49,357 --> 00:19:52,026
I'm gonna see you later, alright?
Watch what I'ma have for you bro.

271
00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:54,737
-[Cootie] What do you mean?
- Just watch…

272
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,448
Felix eat my fucking dust.

273
00:19:57,907 --> 00:20:00,826
Cootie, you're still my friend,
even if you don't get any pussy, okay?

274
00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:01,744
[laughing]

275
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,206
♪ ["The Mission" by Bakar plays] ♪

276
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,041
[Scat] What's good?

277
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:11,379
♪ Tell him that's the mission, yeah…

278
00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:18,928
[music fades]

279
00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:21,097
- What up?
- [male clerk] Yo, what's up.

280
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:26,268
[man] So, think about it,
season four, episode four.

281
00:20:26,352 --> 00:20:30,439
Two episodes prior,
submitted subsequent seasons,

282
00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:35,236
- but only one adjusted.
- [indistinct TV chatter]

283
00:20:38,239 --> 00:20:39,657
That's a good one, bro.

284
00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:49,625
[video game sounds playing]

285
00:20:53,546 --> 00:20:56,340
[video "game over" sound]

286
00:21:00,011 --> 00:21:02,388
[music plays, singing]
♪ Parking ticket ♪

287
00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:05,725
- [engine revs, crashing sounds]
- ♪ Parking ticket ♪

288
00:21:06,726 --> 00:21:13,065
♪ Parking ticket
Parking ticket ♪

289
00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:16,360
[cartoon child laughing]

290
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:18,654
[groaning, crying]

291
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:26,954
It's a slippery one, folks. With quite
the battering from the north east.

292
00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:31,000
Expect a thick blanket of
snow in every part of town.

293
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:35,796
From the downtown flats,
to the hilltop mansions.

294
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:41,761
Yes, we're looking at a real doozy,
with no escaping the winter storm.

295
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:48,851
Whether you're young or old,
a king or a pauper, snow is falling.

296
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:51,520
As I speak on all creation…

297
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:58,319
it falls upon those who fought to attain
love, to keep love, to pass love down

298
00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:03,491
from generation to generation.
Hoping that it would not wither away.

299
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:09,246
Snow falls on those who squandered love,
drove it away, or worse.

300
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:14,376
Those who for fear of losing love,
never experienced it at all.

301
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:21,133
Snow falls tonight also on those who never
had a chance to experience any of this.

302
00:22:21,217 --> 00:22:22,676
[wind whooshing]

303
00:22:22,802 --> 00:22:26,931
It falls on those who perished before
they were able to pass life on

304
00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:28,557
to the next generation.

305
00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:31,727
To those whose timelines cease
while the worlds went on.

306
00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:33,604
[crow caws]

307
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:37,316
It falls on those whose life and joy

308
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,320
consists only of breathing
or crying or excreting.

309
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,406
And the soft touch of the
mothers breasts upon their lips.

310
00:22:44,532 --> 00:22:46,075
[snoring sounds]

311
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:49,995
[Weather Man continues] It falls upon
those who would never know how unfair

312
00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:57,002
the coil of fate can be, how cruel and
decimating to even the strongest of us.

313
00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:02,508
Yes. Snow is falling and
falling all over town…

314
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:03,884
[loud whooshing sounds]

315
00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:10,182
upon we the survivors and
upon those survived by us.

316
00:23:11,809 --> 00:23:13,394
[Kid On Tv] Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing

317
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,410
It's the last one.

318
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:31,203
Yeah I've got a friend who's
gonna love this thing, man.

319
00:23:31,287 --> 00:23:33,998
- He's a giant.
- I know. Saw you on the news.

320
00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:38,294
Hold on, got something to show you.

321
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:45,718
[music bellows loudly]

322
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:50,598
It's a lost episode.
You're lying man.

323
00:23:51,015 --> 00:23:53,601
Broadcasted only once
before the FCC banned it.

324
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:55,477
Now all those poor people go into the ER.

325
00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:56,729
So, it's true?

326
00:23:57,396 --> 00:24:00,316
It caused existential
meltdowns causing people to laugh

327
00:24:00,399 --> 00:24:03,777
and lose control of all motor functions
for the duration of the episode.

328
00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:06,071
For 93.5% of viewers.

329
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:09,491
Damn. So, how you get a copy?

330
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:12,870
Oh my boy in Atlanta,
I had a hookup in Osaka

331
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:15,539
who knows a guy who has
a girl taped it on VHS

332
00:24:15,623 --> 00:24:18,834
back in the day, took five
months to ship out a dub.

333
00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:23,923
But be careful with it,
I watched it last Wednesday.

334
00:24:24,006 --> 00:24:27,259
I woke up on Saturday with no memory
and I didn't feel right for a week.

335
00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:31,764
- Damn.
- True fans only.

336
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:35,559
True fans only, man. [chuckles]

337
00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,312
- Enjoy.
- Thanks man, yeah.

338
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:43,776
[upbeat music]

339
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:51,116
[silly music plays]

340
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:58,290
[cartoon sounds]

341
00:25:01,794 --> 00:25:05,297
- [boing sounds]
- [ethereal singing]

342
00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:20,062
[silly cartoon sounds]

343
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:23,274
- [groans]
- [cartoon birds chirping]

344
00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:26,986
[groans] Fuck.

345
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:33,117
[groans in pain] Ah, Shit.
[wincing]

346
00:25:35,494 --> 00:25:37,288
Fuck, my fucking phone.

347
00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:45,004
[street sounds]

348
00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:51,552
[hospital chatter]

349
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,644
- [taps on glass]
- [Scat] Ma'am? [panting]

350
00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:05,816
- [Nurse] Can I help you?
- [panting] I fell on my bike.

351
00:26:07,151 --> 00:26:11,322
- [Nurse] You can take a seat
- Please, can you just take a look at it?

352
00:26:13,324 --> 00:26:14,366
All right it really hurts.

353
00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:16,201
I think, I think I need to see
a doctor or something, look.

354
00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,495
- Do you have insurance?
- [office sounds, phone ringing]

355
00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:24,877
Sorry. Crown only takes people with
insurance, unless it's life threatening.

356
00:26:25,461 --> 00:26:29,381
What? How you know it's not
life threatening? I mean… [panting]

357
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:32,343
Unless it's actively
bleeding, we can't take you.

358
00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:34,094
You'll have to go to a county hospital.

359
00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,973
Highland? That's what you're
talking about right now?

360
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,809
Lady, how the hell am
I supposed to get over there?

361
00:26:40,893 --> 00:26:42,269
How am I supposed to get over there? Huh?

362
00:26:42,353 --> 00:26:43,562
[Nurse] There's a bus stop
right across the street.

363
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,523
Look at this sticking out of my body.
Please nah man. Fuck that.

364
00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,317
- [unintelligible arguing]
- [scuffling]

365
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,944
- [security guard] Said you gotta go.
- [Scat] Come on man, please!

366
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,447
[bus engine revs]

367
00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:56,450
[groans]

368
00:26:59,328 --> 00:27:04,041
Excuse me. May I use your phone?
Mine broke.

369
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:09,880
Well, you gonna use it or what?

370
00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:15,844
[pants] I don't know nobody's number.

371
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:19,390
[intense music bellows]

372
00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:30,567
[grunting with pain]

373
00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:45,207
[music intensifies]

374
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:49,545
[hip-hop playing through radio]

375
00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:54,341
[tires screeching]

376
00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:58,679
- [screaming] Scat!

377
00:28:02,224 --> 00:28:07,438
[Felix] Hey! Yo, yo why didn't you call
me? Come on. Come on, come on.

378
00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:15,279
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on bro just get in.

379
00:28:15,446 --> 00:28:17,489
[Scat groaning with pain]

380
00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:23,454
[Felix] I know I know, I'm sorry, this
fucking door doesn't work. I'm sorry…

381
00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:27,583
[engine revving]

382
00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,127
[tires screeching]

383
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,213
[Felix whispers] Fuck.

384
00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:39,720
All right come on, come on,
come on. Come on bro.

385
00:28:39,845 --> 00:28:42,723
Use your legs bro, use your legs.

386
00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:45,309
Come on, come on we're almost
there we're almost there.

387
00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:48,145
[screaming] Help, help us!

388
00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:51,565
Come on, come on, okay, okay okay.

389
00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:53,984
Come on, use your, open
your eyes, open your eyes.

390
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:59,948
Yes, yes hey use your words Scat come on.
[screaming] Help us! Fuck! Come on, hey!

391
00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:03,994
- Fight the battle from us-
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

392
00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:05,996
Come on, come on, Come on.
I know, I know.

393
00:29:08,499 --> 00:29:12,002
- [Scat] Snow... falling all of…
- [Felix] Open your eyes.

394
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:15,714
[screaming] Help us what the fuck!
Come on, open your eyes Scat.

395
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:18,383
Help! Help us!

396
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:21,470
[weather man from cartoon] It falls on those
who'll never know how unfair the coil of fate.

397
00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:25,766
How cruel and decimating to
even the strongest of us.

398
00:29:26,183 --> 00:29:28,185
Scat? Scat?

399
00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:32,189
[weather man] Yes, snow's falling
and falling all over town

400
00:29:32,314 --> 00:29:39,863
[Scat joins] on we the survivors and upon
those who are survived by us.

401
00:29:40,531 --> 00:29:43,951
[Nurse] Take him, take him, take him,
take him. Take him, take him.

402
00:29:44,326 --> 00:29:47,204
[overlapping chatter]

403
00:29:51,959 --> 00:29:56,463
[instrumental music plays]