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[patrons chattering]

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[customer] Yo, you gonna order?

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You can go ahead of me.

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[worker] 75, your order's ready.

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[energetic music playing]

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Order up.

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[patrons chattering]

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- Welcome to Bing-Bang what can I...
- [Flora] Excuse me. Um...

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[ethereal music]

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Welcome to Bing-Bang Burger.
What can I bop you with?

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Can I please have 3 Bing...

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I'll take one Bing-Bang Burger. Um...

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...please. And thank you.

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[ethereal music]

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Anything else?

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[Jones] No, thank you? That's it?

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And then you stepped aside?

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[Cootie choking]

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Well...

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I was reading that... that
love in a relationship

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is built through knowing someone.

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Bro.

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Pass that shit.

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I wanna take my time, and move slow,

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- and get to know her.
- Hold, wait, what, hold up.

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- [Jones laughing]
- What?

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One, everything you read
isn't applicable out here.

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- Shit.
- I know, but, I think...

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Two, you don't know this girl. How you
just gonna decide to build love with her?

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Three, you brand new out here.
A relationship? Nah.

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Keep it a situationship.

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What's a situationship?

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It's a situationship if you
hook up less than three times.

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A relationship is three or more.

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Oh.

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Okay, yeah. Who made that up?

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Uh, the universe and my spirit. Okay?
Look.

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If you see this girl at
the lake with someone new,

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you're gonna feel some kind of way
if you had sex three or more times.

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[couple laughing]

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But if you had only did it twice...

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Wait, I'm...

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I'm kind of really high.

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- I think I was in some sort of...
- Hey, that's that hot box.

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It'll get you. Just open the window.

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[Scat] How you gonna tell him to open my
window in my room?

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I need to figure out how to get money
to go to Bing-Bang tomorrow.

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[Felix] Bro, you ain't even
got money for a burger,

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I don't know how you gonna
afford a girlfriend...

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[Jones] Don't listen to these fools, okay?
You don't need no damned money.

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- [Felix] Cap.
- You just need to be you.

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You just need to lead with you.

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Look her right in the eyes and
be like, say, "I want you."

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I want you.

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- Damn!
- With your eyes. Don't say that out loud.

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[Scat] Yo, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Watch this.

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♪ Parking Tickets
Parking Tickets ♪♪

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[doorbell rings]

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[sigh]

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[man] We waste away trying
to overcome the trauma,

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anguish, heartbreak,

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the agony of loneliness.

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Love itself is forged by suffering

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that we attempt to tuck into
the smalls of our backs,

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but pain tells us we are alive,
and bumps in the road merely reveal

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our advance over the tar and pebbles.

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- [opossum hissing]
- [girl laughing]

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Let us aspire to cherish the
pain that is gifted to us.

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It shapes the crests and crevices of love.

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Revel in it.

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Mm, beg for it.
Mm, it is our loot for the triumph

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of making the maggots wait another day.

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Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!

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[group laughing]

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[Felix] Damn.
This shit is funny, dude.

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- That shit's anything.
- [Cootie laughs]

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This shit'll never get old, bro.

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- This is like...
- That's my favorite character.

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- Word?
- Yeah.

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The IBS driver, for real?

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[Scat laughs]

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- Yo, that's my guy, bro.
- Oh.

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Ay, look. I'ma bring
you something, all right?

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I'ma hook you up, bro.

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Okay.

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- Bro...
- [Cootie laughing]

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It's one of the greatest
shows of all time.

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[Mama] You need money for what? You mean,
like, going back to the club and...

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Hey, look, man. Check this out.

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We don't give money to people
who don't follow our rules.

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Okay? I told you not to do
it, and you did it anyway.

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Now, you ain't ready.

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And you gonna go out there and get
yourself killed and put on display.

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Now see, if you pull back, they'll forget.

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They won't forget.
Look, it's done. I'm out there, okay?

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Can I hold some money
please? Just a little bit.

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'Cause I didn't think about how

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- things cost money out there.
- You know what?

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You're welcome for the luxury
of being ignorant to that.

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You know why you ain't know that?
'Cause I had to feed your big ass.

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That's why you didn't know that. You think
the food is just walking up in here,

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a loaf of bread got legs and
just walk up in the house?

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Hell naw. I'm working for it, spending the
money, buying the food, and you eating it.

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When you take a shit, I
gotta take a coat hanger

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and chop the shit down in the toilet.
Nah, you don't know that.

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You wanna go out there and make your own
rules? Pshh.

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Get your own money.

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[hip hop music playing on radio]

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What you lookin' at?

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[Felix] Oh, yes. Hey, Cootie. You are
going to love these. Oh my god.

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What's up, Mo? How you doing, man?
Can I get this tequila back here too?

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- This one right here?
- Yes, sirsky.

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Let me see your ID.

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Oh, yeah, I, um...

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I'll get it.

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I'm old enough.
And I'll take these too.

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- So you got ID?
- [Felix] Bro, are you kidding me?

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Look how big this man is.
He gotta be at least 21.

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I just turned 22, um...

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I left my ID at the office.

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Fuck, man.

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Okay. I gotta do it for
the Twamp Monster, huh?

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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Not you.

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Wow, you just a hater. Alright, but..

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37.58.

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$37 and...

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30...37.58?

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Hey, bro, I'm tapped out.
I thought one of y'all was gonna...

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[Sam] The big man shouldn't
go thirsty or broke.

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My name is Sam Spiegel. I'm an agent.

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Like a spy?

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Sam Spiegel, agent, sports,
talent, açaí products.

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Fuck with me.

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Let's get you paid playing pro sports.

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People want you, bro. They need you.
The 40's are on me.

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Then can I put these back?

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[electricity crackling]

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[Sam] Cootie, can you still
read that card in the dark?

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[automated voice] Bing-Bang. Bing-Bang.

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[Flora] Oh, Jerry. Um..

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I wanted to talk to you about those ideas.
The ones for upping our food game.

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Right, so instead of iceberg
lettuce, we get baby bok choy.

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Instead of normal diced onions,
we get grilled scallions,

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and deep fried king trumpet mushrooms.
The people will go crazy.

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We can change the way people eat.

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You do realize this is a multinational
corporate chain, right?

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Um...yeah.

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[over intercom] Okay, here's what's gonna
happen.

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I need everybody from here to, but not
including, the big guy in the back.

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Hi. Um, when I call you forward,
step forward with your order,

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saying it as quickly as possible,

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handing me your money,
and stepping to the side.

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- [woman 1] Double Bing and fries.
- [woman 2] One special with extra fries.

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- [man 1] Can I get two singles?
- [woman 3] Two Bing-Bangs.

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[man 2] One Bing-Bang, one cola.

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Welcome to Bing-Bang Burger.
What can I bop you with today?

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Can I have five
Bing-Bang Burgers, please?

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Wow.

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Five.

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Ooh, I don't wanna jinx it,
but I think I met a man who has money

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for liquor and a girlfriend.

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[gentle music]

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[pennies clattering]

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[gentle music]

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[pennies clattering]

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There'll be plenty more
where that came from.

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[record skips]

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What the hell's wrong
with these cushions?

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Promise.

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Just um...

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[pennies clattering]

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I like your button.

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My button?

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It looks like they used
a whiter white than usual.

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Oh.

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[gentle music]

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What are you studying?

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Twamp Monster. Hey.

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Well, I'm studying because I think

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the death penalty is a horrific thing,
and I wanna do something about it.

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Like what?

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It'll be a while until
it's abolished all over.

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Okay.

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So I'm studying to be an executioner.

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Oh.

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Capital punishment is such a horrific
thing. If I can, as an executioner,

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change things up a a little bit,

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making their deaths a little
less painful, that's a victory.

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But they'll still be...

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Most executioners use
the hardcourt method.

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The prisoner lays down, they're strapped
in, they wrap the tourniquet,

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and immediately inject at a
36- degree angle into the vein.

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The Stavlisi Method is more humane.

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The prisoner's strapped
in, tourniquet applied,

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we place our left hand on the heart of the
prisoner, so they don't feel alone,

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and then we inject at a more awkward for
us, but gentler for them, 20-degree angle.

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I don't... I don't see how that...

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Some people go for pie in the sky,
I just want practical solutions.

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- [electricity crackling]
- [customer 1] Man, what the fuck?

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[customer 2] Aw, man.

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Come on.

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[customer 1] Am I still gonna get my
shake?

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[Felix] Mhm. Uh-huh.

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Cootie, you don't know
nothing about this. Ready?

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You gotta hit 'em with the... uh, uh, uh,
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!

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- You don't know nothing about that.
- [Scat] Yo pass that over here. Ay!

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[Felix laughing]

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- [Cootie] What's that supposed to do?
- [Felix] That's called the [grunts]

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Boy, your shoe. Ooh, boy. This thing
stink. Take this, put this on.

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Y'all got me tired.

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[R&B music in the background]

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Thank you.

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- [Scat] Damn, nigga'.
- Right.

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- There's a little bit.
- Uh-uh.

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I'm straight.

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Ain't nothing in there. Don't nobody want
your spit water.

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[phone ringing]

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Answer it.

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Hello.

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- [Sam] Turn on Channel 36.
- [Cootie] Turn on Channel 36.

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Ooh, shit.

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- That's the sports channel.
- Oh, shit.

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- Mhm-hmm.
- Boy, you finna be famous, bro.

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Like, you 'bout to have your
name on Top Ramen,

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and like, cereal, and shit like that.

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- That's something people want?
- Nah, not me.

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I wanna see my thing on
the side of a building.

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[sportscaster] The Celtics
edged the Bulls 110 to 108.

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The infamous giant,
known as the Twamp Monster,

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is preemptively banned from
every single professional sport,

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- including competitive walking.
- [Felix] Bullshit.

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[sportscaster] Now
owners say his height...

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- I didn't even get to try out.
- [Sam] They're afraid of the future.

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It wasn't right for you.
I got something better lined up.

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He said he has something better for me.

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- Like what?
- Tell him you ain't doing no Illuminati.

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Oh, um, my manager says no Illuminati.

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He says I'm gonna model at a mall.
[laughing]

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[upbeat music]

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[Sam] Cootie! I am so glad that you were
down to fast track that contract.

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Asphalt Royalty's brand
represents the hustle of the streets

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and the ability of street
hustlas, like you, to rise above.

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Lemons to lemonade, cocaine
to crack. You get it.

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They want you and all you represent
to represent their brand.

245
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It is smart of you to
monetize your notoriety.

246
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You'll model here, and you'll be in their
online and print campaigns.

247
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You are about to be P-A-Y-E-D.

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Tight.

249
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Your people are gonna
be so proud of you, man.

250
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I'll go over there while
you work your magic.

251
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- You remember the position?
- Mm-hm.

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[triumphant music]

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- [crowd cheering]
- [orchestral music]

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[Sam] Psst, Cootie!

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- [crowd clapping]
- [gentle orchestral music]

256
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[crowd cheering]

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[cameras clicking]

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Excuse me. If you're gonna take a
picture of me and my boy,

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you gotta make sure my pose is right.
Hold up.

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Just a little...

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[orchestral music]

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- You're doing this for money.
- For burgers.

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For a girl.
Do you even know her number yet?

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- See, I be trying to tell you...
- Hey, Cootie?

265
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So my guy here from Asphalt
Royalty loves your work.

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They have an idea.

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♪ Bitch better have my money ♪♪

268
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Hey, Cootie.

269
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So the expression on your face is sad,

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as opposed to angry and powerful.

271
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Uh, yeah.

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Your hand, just your hand, yeah.
If you could just put that five inches up.

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- [upbeat music]
- [crowd clapping]

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He says "Fucking awesome."

275
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We're gonna do some really cool, new,
cutting edge things. Me and you, bud.

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[Cootie] Yes, yes.

277
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This character's fucked up.
I know.

278
00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:22,709
This character?

279
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This piece has a creative
intention of, um...

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- It means something, you know?
- I'm not trying to talk you out of a job.

281
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I just came here to talk
to you about the network.

282
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Again?

283
00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:39,602
One of our campaigns is
this Eviction Defense Action,

284
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and it'd be really cool if you could join
us and be a part of it...

285
00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:46,234
Jones, that all sounds really important,
but I've been working here all day,

286
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and that sounds like a lot of work, okay?

287
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:49,904
It.. it is.

288
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I'm learning a lot here. You know, I'm
discovering new things, and...

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[Jones] Exactly. I'm with it.

290
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We wanna discover new things
by changing the world around us.

291
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That sounds right, um...

292
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:06,546
How about you hit me up next week
and we talk about it, okay?

293
00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:08,172
Yeah, cool. Okay, next week.
Next week, uh-

294
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- I can do Thursday.
- Thursday, 1:15.

295
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Okay, Wednesday at 5:00 is good for me.

296
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Okay, see you Saturday at 4:00.

297
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[Sam] Cootie, that's time.

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- My back hurts.
- I got a new pose, easier on your back.

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- [triumphant music]
- [crowd cheering]

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[suspenseful music]

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Great Polypheme.

302
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We've waited decades for your arrival.

303
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Uh, what?

304
00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:05,271
It's written by Sam that a giant among men
will reveal himself to us.

305
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- Sam Spiegel? My agent?
- No. Sam Woodson.

306
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He used to live over in Novato
with us. Died years ago.

307
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Well, how does he know me?

308
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He prophesied you.

309
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He said you'd come from a desolate place.

310
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I'm not from a desolate
place. I'm from Oakland.

311
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Yes, a desolate place.

312
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,504
Okay, you would think that.
You're from Marin.

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- Agree to disagree, Great Polypheme.
- I'm not even into polyamory.

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I'm kind of building up to uno-amory
right now.

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Sticky Note Number 12
says you would be born in October.

316
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I was born in August.

317
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Exactly. August is the eighth month.

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October is the original
eighth month, before Caesar.

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You're the Messiah.

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I'm not the Messiah.

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And the Great Polypheme
will deny his own existence.

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Sam, Sticky Note Number 25.

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We'll await your revelation
and instructions.

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[gentle music]

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[crowd chattering]

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[Sam] Cootie, remember...
Horizon lips.

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♪ Bing-Bang, Bing-Bang, Bing-Bang ♪♪

328
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5-1-0-5-5-5-0-1-8-9.

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- What?
- My number.

330
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5-1-0-5-5-5-0-1-8-9. Do you need me to
write it down, or...

331
00:20:55,464 --> 00:21:00,177
5-1-0-5-5-5-0-1-8-9.
I'll remember.

332
00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:09,145
Call me. You don't have to wait in line.
No, I can get you some burgers.

333
00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:10,646
Okay.

334
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,570
But I don't like them.

335
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:21,073
I know.

336
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[upbeat music]

337
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[Mama] Mm. Come on, let's both have
one more.

338
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S-see, I-I knew it...

339
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,877
You know I don't party no more.

340
00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:38,007
Agree to one, two, then it's three.
You don't stop.

341
00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:43,804
You're damned right. That's how you like
me. Rapid fire, repeating action.

342
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Oh, this is your spot.

343
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:53,731
Cootie got out, but you still
here running around wild.

344
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:58,861
He didn't just get out, you forced his
hand and you pushed him out more.

345
00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:04,033
Listen, I didn't force him into no sambo
in the manger nativity scene.

346
00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:07,953
The boy is making choices
on limited information.

347
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:12,666
Well then we need to fill in the blanks
for him so that he has better choices.

348
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,960
I told you, we're not gonna...
Listen, and the information...

349
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[bartender] Hang on. I know who you are.

350
00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:22,885
I'm a big fan. Sloppy Seconds Martisse,
Definite Destruction Martisse?

351
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:24,845
- Yeah, that's me.
- Tango or tiptoe Martisse.

352
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:27,765
I love all of that. And, you know, there's
that one video you guys made

353
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that I play in here all the time.

354
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:33,437
It's on my phone though.
Check this out. Hang on one second.

355
00:22:33,521 --> 00:22:36,607
Everybody, listen up.
We got a legend in here.

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[patrons cheering]
Turn that up!

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- Get up on your music history right now.
- [patron] Turn that up!

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- Check this out.
- ♪ Girl, you're trapped in my beam ♪

359
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♪ This might be obscene
But I got a scheme ♪♪

360
00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:49,995
[bartender] Looks like you're wearing the
same thing now

361
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you were wearing 30 years ago.

362
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:56,293
♪ To bust out the seams
And we got the means ♪

363
00:22:56,377 --> 00:23:01,382
♪ To get all up in them nuts
The truth is they're stuck ♪

364
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♪ And we came to fuck... ♪

365
00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:06,637
Listen, we can't give him this much
information at this point.

366
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,639
And we gotta get him to where he's going,

367
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:11,559
and then we gotta make sure he don't make
the mistakes so he can learn.

368
00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:13,227
But when it comes for him...

369
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,187
We promised we wasn't
gonna talk about that.

370
00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:16,605
- Look...
- No, not here.

371
00:23:16,689 --> 00:23:18,566
We have to, because
when it comes for him,

372
00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:23,863
there will be chaos, pain, blood,
and destruction all around us.

373
00:23:23,988 --> 00:23:25,072
[device beeping]

374
00:23:25,156 --> 00:23:26,615
Let's hope he's ready.

375
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:32,163
[funky music playing]

376
00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:35,666
♪ Yeah, uh ♪

377
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:36,834
♪ Come on, girl ♪

378
00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:41,672
♪ Girl, you're trapped in my beam
This might be obscene ♪

379
00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:47,178
♪ But I got a scheme
'Cause we got platinum dreams ♪

380
00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:50,848
♪ To bust out the seams
And we got the means ♪

381
00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:55,978
♪ To get all up in them guts
The truth is they stuck ♪

382
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:59,607
♪ And we came to fuck shit up ♪

383
00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:03,068
♪ And stomp through the town
It's all coming down ♪

384
00:24:03,194 --> 00:24:08,657
♪ I'm loving the sound
In a world that's way too cold ♪

385
00:24:08,741 --> 00:24:12,077
♪ Come on and explode with me ♪

386
00:24:12,161 --> 00:24:15,664
♪ Ain't nowhere that we can't go ♪

387
00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:18,834
♪ Come on and explode ♪♪

388
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:26,300
♪ Come on, girl ♪

389
00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:29,929
♪ Get up, uh ♪

390
00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:33,265
♪ Come on, girl ♪

391
00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:36,936
♪ Get up, uh ♪

392
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:40,272
♪ Come on, girl ♪

393
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,026
♪ Get up, uh ♪

394
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:47,363
♪ Come on, girl ♪

395
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:50,199
♪ Get up ♪♪

396
00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:53,786
♪ You got the fire and I'm
trying to get the womp womp ♪♪

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00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:56,538
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