1 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:10,761 - [three loud smashing sounds] - [man panting while smashing] 2 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:13,681 - [electricity zaps] - [echoing boom] 3 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:19,186 [Cootie panting] Split up, and meet me at my house. 4 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:24,191 - [tires screeching] - [siren wailing intensifies] 5 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:29,155 [dissonant a capella chanting] 6 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,751 [dissonant chanting music continues] 7 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:46,547 - [glass shattering] - [faint laughter] 8 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,174 [neon buzzing] 9 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:53,262 Good morning, it's 5:00 AM. Earlier tonight, a terrorist attack at the power plant 10 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:57,224 destroyed the plant's regulator. Security cameras were disabled. 11 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,810 Authorities are still looking into the vandals 12 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:03,272 and officials still do not know who was involved. 13 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:09,945 [female EMT] This one's alive too. No response, catatonic. 14 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,990 What the fuck happened, man? 15 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:15,659 Somebody dose him to get to the regulator? 16 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:22,500 [pensive music continues] 17 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,462 Are those footprints? 18 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:29,756 [softly] What the... 19 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:37,264 - [lid clacks, disc spins] - [bright upbeat music from TV] 20 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:40,434 [indistinct chatter from TV] 21 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:44,897 So I say to the guy, "What is this? Johnny on a pony?" 22 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:46,607 And he says... 23 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:48,710 - [baby blows raspberry] - [gibberish] Boyoyoyoyoying! 24 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:53,739 - [record scratches] - [cartoon characters laughing] 25 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:59,411 [dramatic music crescendos] 26 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,289 - Boyoyoyoyoying! - [spit take] 27 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:07,211 [cartoon characters laughing intensely] 28 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:10,589 Boyoyoyoyoying! 29 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:12,716 Boyoyoyoyoying! 30 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,927 - [lively music] - Boyoyoyoyoying! 31 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:18,055 [sings] ♪ Boyoyoyoyoyoyoying! ♪ 32 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,099 Boyoyoyoyoying. 33 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,059 Boyoyoyoyoying! 34 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:26,063 Boyoyoyoyoying... [sadly] Boyoyoyoyoying 35 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:31,193 [pensive] Boyoyoyoyoying... Boyoyoyoyoying. 36 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,113 - [footsteps approaching] - Boyoyoyoyoying! 37 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,240 Boyoyoyoyoying? 38 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,785 - [geese honk] - [sadly] Boyoyoyoyoying... 39 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:44,540 Boyoyoyoyoying... Boyoyoyoyoying... 40 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:48,085 - [solemn piano music begins softly] - [sadly] Boyoyoyoyoying... 41 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:54,842 [cartoon sounds continue in background] 42 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:56,927 [very sad] Boyoyoyoyoying... 43 00:02:57,636 --> 00:03:01,849 [lively] Boyoyoyoyoying! Boyoyoyoyoying... 44 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,894 - [uplifting piano music] - Boyoyoyoyoying! 45 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:11,859 [chuckling and continuing to speak gibberish] 46 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:23,996 [pensive] Boyoyoyoyoying, boyoyoyoyoying, boyoyoyoyoying... 47 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:31,587 [gibberish reverberating in space] 48 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:39,261 - [solemn piano music continues] - [gibberish continues] 49 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:48,847 [weakly] Boyoyoyoyoying, boyoyoyoyoying... boyoyoyoyoying 50 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:56,028 - [solemn piano music continues] - [weak gibberish continues] 51 00:03:56,111 --> 00:04:01,784 [heavy exhale, sniffling] 52 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:06,664 [softly] Boyoyoyoyoying... 53 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:28,018 Boyoyoyoyoying... [continues] 54 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,952 [piano softly crescendos] 55 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:50,916 - [night sounds] - [crickets chirp] 56 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,504 - [Martisse] One, two, three, hit it! - [techno keyboard music] 57 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:59,717 [sings] ♪ Congratulations, You the one, boy ♪ 58 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:04,430 ♪ You sparked a light up on the world ♪ 59 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:08,559 ♪ We raised you to be a fighter ♪ 60 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:12,855 ♪ You shine just like a Jheri curl ♪ 61 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:16,400 ♪ You up the ante, make the whole world drop their panties ♪ 62 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,693 ♪ 'Cause you... ♪♪ 63 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,195 Why, what, what, what, what, why you bringing up panties? 64 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:21,631 - [music stops abruptly] - It's a metaphor. 65 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,450 - Metaphor for what? - Just something that people can relate to. 66 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:30,914 Panties, revolution. Big drawers. Parachute. 67 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:40,215 Baby. We are so proud of you. 68 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:43,635 I had to break open the protective dome with my bare hands 69 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:47,056 because these Electro-Brapapaps, they broke after three hits. 70 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,223 Yeah, well. 71 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,642 Y'all didn't have to go through the sewer like we did. 72 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:54,980 I think that fucked me up more than almost losing my life in a high speed chase. 73 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:59,526 Where y'all totaled my car! It's my baby, man! 74 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,463 What the hell were y'all doing driving, anyway? 75 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:02,738 You're like six inches tall! 76 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,949 We the reason why no police follow y'all back home, bitch. 77 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,368 - It's not their fault. - Right, it's your fault. 78 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:12,206 My car was just collateral damage in your shit. 79 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:15,292 - You saying that it's about my ego? - Yeah. 80 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,504 It's a valid point. I mean, I, I don't agree... 81 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,815 Well if you don't agree, then you think that it's incorrect. 82 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,567 - No, I'm just saying it's... - Yes. An incorrect point 83 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,391 - is not a valid point by definition. - A valid point is a valid point. 84 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:26,488 - That doesn't mean that... - [overlapping chatter] 85 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:27,655 - [Cootie] What you should say is... - [Flora] The point has to be true, 86 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,032 - it's just valid. - "He's wrong about it 87 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:29,932 being about your ego." 88 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,367 - But why would I say that? - Just say that... 89 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,351 [Flora] I'm saying I agree that it's a valid point 90 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,662 and I agree that it's not about your ego... 91 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:35,604 [Cootie] Then just say that it's not a valid point. 92 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,082 - But I agree that the point is... - [Cootie, loudly] It doesn't make sense 93 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:39,775 to agree to that because you should just say it's not about my ego. 94 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,110 I don't have the ego. 95 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,905 You going off the deep end, bro. 96 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:46,573 [techno music riff on keyboard] 97 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:51,221 - Okay, well, let's celebrate. - [Martisse] Yeah, let's have a good time. 98 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,965 [Cootie] Because tonight we brought everybody's power back on, right? 99 00:06:54,414 --> 00:07:00,003 And, and, and after this, posters. There's posters that we can, 100 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:04,508 we can, we can post them up together because we have to get the message out. 101 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,095 And there's different ones and they're cool, too. 102 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:12,057 And I just need help putting them up. And you guys can help me hand these out. 103 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:13,701 - [paper rustles] - [electricity buzzes] 104 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,687 - [Cootie] What. What...the fuck? - [Felix] Bro. Are you kidding me? 105 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:18,438 [Bear] What the fuck is going on? 106 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:19,773 [Martisse] Calm down. 107 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,376 [Cootie stutters] H... Hold on... hold on, let me think. 108 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,110 [crickets chirping faintly] 109 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,904 [engine humming] 110 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:30,659 Oh, so they can just replace the regulator as soon as we destroy it? 111 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:32,744 - [loud boom] - [alarm buzzing] 112 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:35,306 - [Flora] The fuck is that? - [voice warning] Breech in sector one. 113 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,308 - I don't know. - [voice warning] Breech in sector one. 114 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:40,419 I thought you said nobody would know who did it until after we announced it. 115 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,713 - I'm a giant, not a psychic. - Somebody out there. 116 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,482 - [loud boom] - [building materials rumbling] 117 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:45,859 - [suspenseful synth music] - Is that The Hero? 118 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:48,523 There's no need to panic. You're in a nearly impenetrable fortress. 119 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:50,179 Fuck you mean nearly? 120 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,264 Yeah. Excuse me, ma'am. What does nearly mean? 121 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:53,599 - [Mom] Ma'am? - Hey man, relax. 122 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:54,826 Bro. Do you know who that is? 123 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,643 Hey man, just be quiet. You fuckin' us up. 124 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,164 You supposed to pull one of these things off the wall and handle business. 125 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:00,272 Shut the fuck up! 126 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,709 [Bear] You supposed to be the leader, right? 127 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,377 I don't really hear you talking too much now. 128 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,212 Okay, okay, okay! You guys need to leave right now. 129 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,571 How are we gonna leave? 130 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:11,283 There is a billionaire tech mogul outside with rocket launchers! 131 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,428 And, and I'm not even the homie with the car no more. 132 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:16,246 - That was my one power! - There's a passage down here. 133 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,957 - [alarm continues] - [dramatic music plays] 134 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,629 [hinges squeak] 135 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:27,466 Hurry up. Come on. Come on. Hop in. Hurry, hurry. 136 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,969 Bear, do not eat that brownie, okay? 137 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,639 Fuck you make this place out of, huh? Love? 138 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:37,809 [echoed wind] 139 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,314 [footsteps thumping] 140 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:46,944 Once you go down and around, you gon' end up downtown. 141 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,988 You're a weird guy. Hey Flora, you coming? 142 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,908 Hey. I'm not going anywhere, I'm not leaving you here. 143 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,744 Somebody needs to help Felix and the Lower Bottom folks out. 144 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,288 Flora, you're the only one who has powers, okay? 145 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,874 - Okay? - [building materials crashing] 146 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:03,168 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 147 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,295 [suspenseful synth music] 148 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,756 - [Felix] Flora, let's go. - Go, go... 149 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:11,969 - Okay. - Be safe, okay? I love you, too. 150 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:15,013 [suspenseful synth music continues] 151 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:17,891 [Martisse] Want you to know, we proud of you. 152 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:22,104 You took it upon yourself to become the man that you needed to be. 153 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,731 The whole idea was to show people that we can win something. 154 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,484 That we can do something to change things. 155 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,987 It seems like we're fighting just to say we're fighting now. 156 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:33,240 Do you see how quickly they put the fucking regulator back on? 157 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,285 - This is stupid. - [head smacks] 158 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:39,079 I mean, if we, even if we win against The Hero, what is winning now? 159 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,164 [Mom] Stop talking! We need to act! 160 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,875 Okay, okay. Let, let's talk about actions. 161 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:46,545 20 years you guys hide and then you blame it on me 162 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:49,256 and you don't do anything besides sit there and theorize some... 163 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,758 I made all these weapons you about to use right now. 164 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:56,305 [Cootie] They don't even work, Dad! This is a fucking phone on a headband! 165 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,473 I made those before the iPhones even came out. 166 00:09:58,557 --> 00:09:59,701 - [building materials crashing] - [Cootie] I don't trust y'all. 167 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,727 The only person that's knowledgeable, 168 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:05,022 that I can think of, who will talk to me straight, is Jones. 169 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,025 She was right about this heist. 170 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,420 Nah, Jones with that half-assed shit. Let me tell you somethin'... 171 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,863 We had to keep you trapped inside. 172 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,491 To keep your ass alive. And yeah, we lied to you. 173 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:19,119 Because you needed to be lied to. 174 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,788 We couldn't have made this happen otherwise! 175 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:25,542 - [suspenseful music intensifies] - I understand if you don't trust us... 176 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,170 - [building materials crashing] - But this is how it had to be! 177 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,373 Okay? I'm not gonna say what you wanna hear right now. 178 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:35,052 So you wanna do things your way? Go to Jones. 179 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:42,684 - [hinges squeak] - Jones is wonderful. 180 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,562 [soft exhale] Go to her. 181 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,942 - Stop interrupting me! - Attention. That's whatchu' want. 182 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,779 - I mean, consideration. - That's what the fuck, okay. 183 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:59,493 Yo. You talk all this big shit about working together 184 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:04,081 and keeping us all connected, but you act like what you do doesn't affect me. 185 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:11,004 - I wanna know you think about me. - [inhales sharply] Look, come here. 186 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,382 No. 187 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:18,929 - [bright lively music] - Hell no! It's not fair. 188 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,432 You win the arguments and we both lose. 189 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,396 [Cootie whispers] Jones. 190 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,066 [faint street chatter] 191 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,402 I need your help. 192 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,989 - Fuck. - [soft music plays] 193 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,075 I told you that Band Aid shit won't work. 194 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,221 It's not just about changing shit, it's how we change it. 195 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:46,581 I just thought I could... give people inspiration to fight. 196 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,168 You know? Like show 'em we have power. 197 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,972 - Look over there. - [Crowd, angry chanting] 198 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,245 [Jones] We're shuttin' shit down at the source of power. 199 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,776 - This general strike is growing all over! - [angry crowd chants] 200 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,136 - [dramatic music swells] - [ominous humming] 201 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,095 - [tires screeching] - [body thumping] 202 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,304 Cootie, get outta here! 203 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,224 - [suspenseful music plays] - [tires screech away] 204 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,894 Great Polypheme. Let us help you. Quick, come inside. 205 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,441 - [music intensifies] - [unintelligible chatter] 206 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:18,697 Come! Quickly, quickly, this way. Let us help you. In here. 207 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,992 - [music crescendos] - [metal door clangs] 208 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,411 [Cootie] Hey. Hey! 209 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,413 - Hey, what the fuck? - [clanking sounds] 210 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,808 - [tense violin music begins] - [Cootie muffled shouting] 211 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:33,044 [muffled] What the fuck? Hey! What are you doing? 212 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:36,631 - [violin music swells] - [Cootie screaming] 213 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:39,009 - [grunting] What the fuck? - Get the eye! 214 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:43,180 - [Cootie gasping] - The Great Polypheme. 215 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:47,684 "Shall sacrifice one eye to save us all." 216 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:52,814 - [softly] Sam sticky note number 32. - [Cootie] No! No! Fuck you! 217 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,150 We didn't think you'd come to us soon... 218 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:58,945 - [knife scrapes] - But here we are! 219 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,031 - [footsteps pattering] - With this eye... 220 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,258 - [Cootie moaning] - [metal clanking] 221 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,535 The Great Polypheme will impart on us, his wisdom, 222 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:08,747 - [Cootie continues moaning and gasping] - his sight, his virility. 223 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,458 [Cootie grunting] Heart, head, hands feet, 224 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,793 as long as I push there's no defeat. 225 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,713 - [metal clanging] - [yelling] 226 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,215 [cult leader] Shit! 227 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:23,053 [omnious music swells] 228 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,849 - [protestor chanting angrily] - [arrow twanging] 229 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:31,353 - Sorry. We love you Great Polypheme! - [speaker] Cootie. Watch out. 230 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,688 [The Hero grunts, groans] 231 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:42,197 [tense ominous music] 232 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:46,326 [ominous music bellows loudly] 233 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,669 [Cootie] No. [grunts] Stay down! 234 00:13:56,002 --> 00:14:00,840 - It's time for a replay. You ready? - What's your endgame? 235 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,284 [punches blowing] Shut the fuck up. 236 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,511 You're not, you're not a killer, Cootie! 237 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,933 - [tense dramatic music] - [soft panting] Please, please. 238 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:17,315 - Call me Thug One. - Fine, Thug One. Fine. 239 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:22,112 No, it sounds stupid when you say it. You call me Cootie. Call me Cootie! 240 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,132 I, I did. I just called you Cootie, but you just told me to call you Thug One. 241 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,176 - That's what you wanted to go by. - Get to the point. Get to the point! 242 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,829 [stuttering] Okay, okay. Look, look, I'm, I'm, I, I'm sorry. 243 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,790 I'm sorry. I, I was, I was wrong. 244 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,458 [protestors faintly chanting] 245 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:41,631 I needed the world to see a real super villain, and to see me defeat him. 246 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:45,010 - But I, I, I misjudged you. - [triumphant brass music] 247 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,846 I, I misjudged what the world needs. 248 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:52,017 It doesn't need one. It needs, it needs two! 249 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:56,563 Look, you and me, right there, a dynamic duo. 250 00:14:56,646 --> 00:15:01,151 You and me together, Thug One. Uh, Cootie. You and me together. Cootie. 251 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:08,742 Putting a new face on justice. Together. Together we can do anything. 252 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:14,914 - [The Hero breathing heavily] - [chanting continues] 253 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:19,711 - I just have one question for you. - Oh, okay? 254 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:26,176 Why the hell, [panting] in issue 247 of The Hero... [panting continues] 255 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,638 Does Shalamo not have the Incisor Lapel Emitter? 256 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,601 - [The Hero laughing] - [Cootie] Think about it. 257 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:41,775 [The Hero laughing intensely] Do you have any idea how long 258 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,528 I have been waiting for someone to point that out? 259 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:49,240 I didn't think anybody was ever gonna get that, but you got it. 260 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:53,161 - That's a great question! - I'm glad we worked this out, you know. 261 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,871 I don't wanna fight anymore. 262 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,915 Yeah, we can, we can, we can work together. 263 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,501 I wanna work with you. I've always wanted to work with you. 264 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,187 Let me tell you something. You love comic books. 265 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,129 - So much. - I love comic books. 266 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,340 - Fuckin' so much. - Sometimes when I'm... 267 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:10,095 When I'm writing comic books, I, I hide clues in plain sight. 268 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,265 Sometimes they don't lead to anything. 269 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:20,605 And sometimes, they lead to... everything. 270 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,899 - [rope whooshing] - [tense suspenseful music] 271 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:23,900 [Cootie groans] 272 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,419 [helper robot] Pull your damn pants up. 273 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:28,655 - [Cootie groans] - [chains clinking] 274 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:35,370 - [suspenseful music continues] - You stay down. 275 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:40,250 - [club thudding] - [Cootie grunting] 276 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,713 [protestors shouting loudly] 277 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:50,051 I'm taking you to your specially built prison. Don't stress. 278 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:53,430 They're just gonna sentence you to a couple of decades. 279 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:55,932 [weakly] Fuck you. 280 00:16:56,558 --> 00:17:01,146 You'll learn a trade, make some new friends, and maybe even find God. 281 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:07,152 - [protestors continue shouting] - [dramatic music swells] 282 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:11,573 - [chains clanging] - [Jones] Cootie! I gotchu', I gotchu'. 283 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:17,287 You fucking fascist, aluminum fuck! You fuckin' bitch! 284 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:22,083 - [coughing] Show him your thing. - [chains clinking] 285 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,711 Your thing. The thing you do. 286 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:28,882 - [chains clanging] - [dramatic music hums] 287 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,510 Hurry up. Before those thoughts catch up to you. 288 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,889 My thoughts have caught up with me. They tell me I'm right. 289 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,143 Let me explain why you're wrong. Three minutes max. 290 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:47,859 - Why would I do that? - You're fair. Lookin' to do what's right. 291 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:53,114 'Cause... You're a storyteller. You'll appreciate this. 292 00:17:54,949 --> 00:18:00,163 - [gentle somber music] - Okay. You got me. 293 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,416 Three minutes. What's your opening line? 294 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,418 [protestors continue shouting] 295 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,104 You're part of the reason that crime exists. 296 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,838 - Conversation over. - [Jones] Just listen. 297 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,050 If I'm wrong, you ain't got nothing to worry about. 298 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:17,806 Just at least show the people that... you're a reasonable person. 299 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,349 [protestors shouting angrily] 300 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,936 [Jones] 'Cause you are. You're the good guy. Right? 301 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,524 [softly] Okay. 302 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,782 [spirited suspenseful music swells] 303 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,619 [triumphant orchestral music] 304 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,878 [music intensifies] 305 00:18:55,510 --> 00:19:00,014 [orchestral music continues to swell] 306 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,730 [music fades to hum] 307 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,650 [music plays softly] 308 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:14,153 [Jones] Capitalism must have unemployment to exist. 309 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,572 [footsteps pattering] 310 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,967 [Jones] The way the boss stops you from asking for more money 311 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:21,744 is to threaten you implicitly or explicitly with firing you. 312 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,390 If there were full employment, people could ask whatever pay they want. 313 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:28,626 - There'd be no one to replace them. - [Jones and The Hero grunting] 314 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,314 - [office sounds] - [keyboards clacking, phones ringing] 315 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,382 Publications like the Wall Street Journal 316 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:37,969 and Financial Times openly worry when the unemployment rate goes too low 317 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:41,598 because wages go up, profit and stock values go down. 318 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:45,977 Capitalism must have an army of unemployed workers in order to exist 319 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:49,439 and what do you have when you have an army of unemployed workers? 320 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,734 You have an army of unemployed workers who want to eat. 321 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,571 And humans are not gonna let themselves just starve. 322 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,654 [electricity hums] 323 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:02,076 So they get involved... in illegal business. 324 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,621 - [electricity buzzes] - [machine sounds] 325 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,304 - [plastic rustling] - [pills clattering] 326 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:09,042 [The Hero] You're leaving out assaults. Murder. 327 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:13,630 All business, legal and illegal, uses violence to regulate itself. 328 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,133 - [The Hero scoffs] - [tense orchestral music continues] 329 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,135 Run. 330 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:23,056 - [whimsical tinny organ music] - [cashier faintly speaking over intercom] 331 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,390 [Jones] Run! 332 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,911 If you try to run out of the grocery store with a cart full of groceries, 333 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:30,939 either you're gonna get away with it or someone's gonna physically stop you. 334 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:31,898 [The Hero grunts, groans] 335 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,150 [Jones] Whether it's the security or the police. 336 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,736 [coughing and gasping] 337 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,866 [ominous humming] 338 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:46,996 [Jones] If say a hotel neighboring the MCI building 339 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:51,501 decided they wanted to tear down your building to make a golf course, 340 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,754 - you'd use violence... - Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. 341 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,424 This is where the law steps in to make things civilized. 342 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:04,180 - I have a deed showing my ownership. - [Jones] Right. So you show the deed. 343 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,848 [triumphant orchestral music] 344 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,517 - Fine. - [paper flaps] 345 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,689 [Jones] The only reason that piece of paper is worth anything 346 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,025 is because it implies that men with guns are gonna come 347 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,236 {\an8}to physically enforce the words written on it. 348 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,113 {\an8}[guns cocking in unison] 349 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:23,199 {\an8}[Jones] Those men with guns are called police. 350 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,160 {\an8}[police shouting unintelligibly] 351 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,246 {\an8}The paper is a placeholder for the violence. 352 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,081 [machine whirrs] 353 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,874 Illegal business doesn't have these. 354 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,419 Illegal business practitioners can't go to court and say, 355 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,897 [in high voice] Your honor, I was supposed to be buying a whole key of cocaine 356 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,941 from the defendant. Clearly this is half baking soda. 357 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:42,385 - I demand restitution. - [gavel banging] 358 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,054 [stutters] I, I've never seen this cocaine before in my life. 359 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:48,099 They can't go to the zoning commission and say, 360 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:51,602 "That neighborhood is only zoned for two heroin vendors. 361 00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:54,188 Unless that guy has a special emergency permit 362 00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,816 or wants to limit himself to cocaine." [scoffs] 363 00:21:56,941 --> 00:22:01,738 Often, legality or illegality, is the only thing that determines 364 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,906 whether business dealings are considered violent. 365 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,908 - [chair squeaks loudly] - [gun cocks] 366 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,118 You're gonna need this 367 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,834 In the 1920's when liquor was illegal... [giggles] 368 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,628 - Go. - [gunshot in distance] 369 00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:22,216 - Go! Motherfucka, go! - [gunshot firing rapidly] 370 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,344 If you rob the liquor dude, gangsters come after you. 371 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:28,765 - Ha ha ha. [yells] Motherfucka! - [lively music] 372 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,017 - [Jones] Go! - [tires squealing] 373 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:35,271 Now that liquor is legal, if you rob the liquor dude, police come after you. 374 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,773 [lively adventurous music] 375 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:40,151 - In the 1990's... - [gun cocks] 376 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:43,071 [Jones] When weed was illegal... Pick up the bag. 377 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:46,574 [Jones screaming] Hey, get the fuck on the fucking ground, bitch! 378 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,469 - [gun clicks] - [Jones] I'm not fucking with you! 379 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:51,996 If you robbed the weed dude, gangsters come after you. 380 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,208 - [unintelligible muttering] - [Jones] Hey! Hey everyone. 381 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,211 - Now that weed is legal... - [bags rustling] 382 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,714 [Jones] Hey everybody, pretty please, can you just get the fuck on the ground? 383 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:04,842 Thank you so much. Not you. Get up. 384 00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:09,013 If you rob the weed dude, police come after you. 385 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:11,224 - [sirens wailing] - [police yelling] 386 00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:14,602 [The Hero breathing heavily] 387 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:19,398 - [Jones] So... [soft panting[ - [soft apprehensive music] 388 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:24,487 Capitalism necessitates unemployment and poverty, 389 00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:29,033 - which necessitates illegal business. - [people muttering indistinctly] 390 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,828 [Jones] The regulation of which is what causes violence. 391 00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:34,431 - [gunshots firing] - [Jones] How do you 392 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,790 tell the whole working class... 393 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:40,378 That poverty and violence are necessitated by capitalism 394 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:43,214 without them deciding to get rid of capitalism? 395 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,344 You don't. 396 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:56,185 You tell them poverty is due to bad choices of those impoverished. 397 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,105 [electronic beeps] 398 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:01,941 [Jones] But how do you tell the whole working class 399 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:06,362 that their economic situation is due to their poor choices? 400 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,114 You don't. 401 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:12,076 You tell them that it's the other that's making bad choices. 402 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:16,122 That is the culture of the other that causes this. 403 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:21,210 You do this via the news, sitcoms, cop shows, 404 00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,129 and superhero shows. 405 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,965 Even when they're smart enough to hide their point. 406 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,442 - [chains clanging] - [The Hero grunting] 407 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,720 [Jones] This causes part of the working class, even the so-called others, 408 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,347 to identify with the ruling class. 409 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,976 A group of us are trying to change this whole thing. 410 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,102 [ropes creaking] 411 00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:43,733 If you wanted to stop so-called crime and the violence that grows from it... 412 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:48,237 - [soft orchestral music] - You'd be a revolutionary. 413 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,383 - [Jones] But you're not. - [orchestral music swells] 414 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:56,037 [Jones] You're a tool that helps capitalism run smoothly. 415 00:24:56,954 --> 00:25:02,126 A system that creates poverty and the crime and violence necessitated by it. 416 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:07,757 - [bright orchestral music] - [Jones] Man, lock yourself up. 417 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,176 [music stops abruptly] 418 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,012 [birds chirp softly] 419 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:17,225 [gentle poignant music] 420 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:23,648 [chains clanging to the ground] 421 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,989 [heavy footsteps] 422 00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:39,580 - [poignant music continues] - [protestors shouting faintly] 423 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,000 [bodysuit whirs loudly] 424 00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:46,921 [protestors cheering and clapping] 425 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,929 Hey. I told you I shoulda' stayed. 426 00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,058 How did you know this would work? 427 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,564 - I'm a... - [bright inspirational orchestral music] 428 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:34,760 [dramatic ominous music] 429 00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:39,515 [music continues through credits]