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瑪莎打了泰瑞沒多久
就因為某件事被酒吧封殺

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你在這裡啊!沒種的劈腿雞巴男!

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那天晚上敢用那個賤人
往我的傷口上灑鹽!

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瑪莎,好了,鬧夠了

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馴鹿,我跟你勢不兩立!

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- 別搞錯了!
- 瑪莎!

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- 你最好知道你幹了什麼好事...
- 夠了!

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- ...把我傷成這樣!
- 瑪莎!

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你已經禍從口出!

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我那時以為事情可能結束了

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但她就像派出分身到處堵我

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你們應該看他的女朋友,醜斃了

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他再降低水準就變侏儒了

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好,各位先生女士...

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他是侏儒!武大郎!

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專在水溝找女人!

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他來了,劈腿渣男先生

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大家千萬別相信他

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本來說好要打砲,結果就跑了

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這些行為整慘我了

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瑪莎破壞我的表演
所以我保送喜劇決賽

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但這些鳥事讓我開心不起來

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我想過辭掉酒吧工作或搬家

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或者暫停表演

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但是我不想給她繼續得逞的滿足感

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所以只能靜觀其變

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思考她還可能出什麼招

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(別以為我會助手,馴鹿寶貝
從窩的蘋果手機傳送)

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《馴鹿寶貝》

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媽!有人朝我的臉丟東西

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- 沒關係啦,洗掉就好
- 天啊

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怎麼了?

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剛才有人攻擊我!

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- 什麼?
- 我以為是強酸

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- 還以為要瞎了
- 天啊,不然是什麼?

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不知道,好像是汽水,應該是可樂

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可樂?像...

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健怡可樂嗎?

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我沒注意含糖量,唐尼

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- 天啊
- 說得也是

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是烹飪社團那個女的

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我去窗戶那邊看到她在路上跑

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對哦,我好像記得她,對了

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她丟之前說:“誰叫你跟唐尼相幹”

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這是怎麼回事?

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她這個女人,一直...

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騷擾我

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她一直在騷擾你?

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慢著,是在臉書上騷擾我的瑪莎嗎?

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天啊

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她還來過我家

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幹,你真的很白痴,你知道嗎?

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這件事有多久了?

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不知道,半年吧

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- 什麼,半年?
- 報警了沒?

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有,可是他們...就...

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不當一回事

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你講我的遭遇也許就不一樣了

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說有人拿汽水砸你的臉嗎?

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你真是夠了

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我不是那意思,我是說...

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天啊,我只是說

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如果一天傳幾百封郵件
警察都不當一回事

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他們更不會鳥一罐汽水吧?

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這樣的話...

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我實在很不想對你這樣,唐尼

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但是你搬出去吧

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我搬到倫敦西北區
跟戲劇學校兩個老同學住

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屋主是其中一人的爸,所以我住得起

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我本來做了最壞打算

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可是我一打開新家的門

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近期的恐懼和挫折瞬間一掃而空

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太完美了,是全新的開始

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我又能隱居了

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哇靠,這地方超扯的

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對啊,超棒的

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我的媽呀,有陽台

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對啊,我喜歡看腳下的芸芸眾生

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在貴族學校還沒看夠嗎?

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兩年不見就開起階級玩笑啦

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你在喜劇圈混得如何?

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還不錯,最近才晉級新人獎決賽

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新人?

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你都闖五年了

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這樣看來,我拿退休金時都還算新人

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那你呢?在做什麼?

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- 我今年要壯遊
- 在倫敦壯遊?

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有工作嗎?存錢什麼的?

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沒有,我在吃老本

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尋找方向、享受自由

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我們偷樓下餐廳的無線網路
快到爆,用這種方式省錢

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我幹,太棒了吧?

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缺點是什麼?

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(好久沒在路尚看到你
你它媽的小孬種)

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(步敢跟我面對麵講話?濺胚)

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(從我的蘋果手機傳送)

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實在老套到無言,法蘭西斯忘了說

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他跟小珠經常實現自己的...

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{\an8}文化和心理藥物天命

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{\an8}迷幻藥啊

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{\an8}能讓你頓悟、開天眼,保證你沒見過

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我就知道

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大家都以為壯遊就是要坐飛機

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但是在客廳就能來回跑一趟了,兄弟

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好像很有意思
但是可以的話,請讓我大便

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所以我就過這種生活

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躲在房間裡,熱氣透過地板蒸騰

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牆壁隨他媽爛到爆的音樂振動

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我對瑪莎的恨

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完全壓垮了我

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(你跑去拿裡?)

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(貧果手機)

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有人在嗎?

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我有個女兒,兩個月大

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我叫她希特勒,開玩笑的啦!

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怎麼了?

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其實她三個月大

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媽的屄咧

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幹,關掉啦

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沒差啦,我們都看過好幾次了

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我的問題很笨,可是為什麼不好笑?

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去問諾里治的人啊,他們沒笑

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說真的,我們笑了兩秒鐘
然後覺得你真他媽可憐

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就像有人死了,你就知道不能搞笑

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看了就不想再嗑藥

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免得變成你的搞笑題材

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抱歉,他是誰?

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- 迪格西,新來的
- 你真的把這裡當自己家哦?

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別拿迪格西出氣,是瑪莎說的

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我差點當場解除她的禁令

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你沒那個權限,肥豬

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說實話,雖然觀眾不捧場
但你的笑話其實好笑很多

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- 是沒錯
- 對,幾乎是這樣

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別可憐我,那是處女秀,現在好多了

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我們倒很想見識

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對,現在我想把片子投影到牆上

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- 讓酒吧的人都看到這個白痴
- 好

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好嗎?

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我開始越來越常待在泰瑞的家

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我以為瑪莎事件會讓我們分手

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結果反而讓我們更加親密

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泰瑞的經驗讓她更了解我的處境

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天啊,這些人好混蛋

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你有說你的喜劇決賽快到了嗎?

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沒有,我覺得拿到年度笑鴨新人獎

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對我沒太大好處

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等你抱回大獎,他們就笑不出來了

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我喜歡這種態度

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- 可別習以為常
- 我不會的

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- 太辣了?
- 太辣?

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泰瑞,這是我下地獄才吃的

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天啊

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喝點牛奶吧,遜炮

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我好像看到來生了

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我在泰瑞舒適的公寓裡

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她得到所要的安全感
我得到我要的隱私

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兩人感情升溫,彌補之前的進度

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弔詭的是我因此達成心願

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有了秘密戀情

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但我拚命不想以扭曲的方式感激瑪莎

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你何時願意跟跨性別女性交往的?

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我有一天請上帝讓我過得更辛苦一點

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你的性別認同是什麼?
如果有人拿槍問你的話

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我會說拜託斃了我吧

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閉嘴啦,混蛋

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我不想參加那種喪禮,一堆人致詞

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“唐尼是大好人,講話超搞笑”

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只有我奶奶可以致詞嗎?

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回答啦,白痴

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不知道,可能雙性戀吧

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為什麼是雙性戀?

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因為我不管跟誰做,感覺都像在騙

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要怎麼樣才能讓你有自信?

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說真的,你想想看

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你可能沒想過

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不知道,有句話怎麼說的?

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好像講什麼...跳舞和什麼...

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無人

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自信就是跳起舞來旁若無人?

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對

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不知道

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那種感覺挺好的

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那很簡單

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看吧,很簡單

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對啊,而且你這樣好白痴

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芭蕾舞十年,踢踏舞和爵士舞兩年

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我媽一定很想要女兒

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來,我教你

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想都別想

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- 別害臊
- 不要,殺了我吧

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- 試試看嘛
- 不要

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- 我消極抵抗哦
- 別這麼無聊嘛

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好吧,我消極抵抗

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不行,我要消極抵抗

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你不配合的話我就整晚跟你耗

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不要,過來

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所以呢?

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跟我在一起像在騙嗎?

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不知道

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我們還沒測試過

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幹,我在發抖

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沒關係,我可以解決,過來

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怎麼了?

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沒事,我只是很難...

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克服偏見?

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拜託,前戲時不要說教

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別假裝你覺得我這個老師不辣

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我有霸氣套裝、粗框眼鏡

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還有用來打你屁股的藤條

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對不起,我還沒準備好

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對不起,我的身體不肯放行

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別擔心,沒關係的

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常有的事

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- 真的?
- 對啊

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00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,280
聽說的啦

216
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,320
吵死了

217
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,600
- 要喝茶還什麼的嗎?
- 好啊

218
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,640
好

219
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,360
很奇怪

220
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,920
我之前亂糟蹋自己的身體

221
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,920
有了親密關係後卻放不開

222
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,360
現在有了感情,反而難以承受

223
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,400
那種觸摸、愛戀,和確認性向的結果

224
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,000
(你要依次幹我們兩戈人嗎?)

225
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,280
(從我的蘋果手機傳送)

226
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,000
抱歉,真的沒辦法

227
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:57,120
接下來的兩個禮拜,在失敗好幾次後

228
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,320
我開始發現泰瑞變了

229
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,760
她有好幾天幾乎都沒下床

230
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,280
衣服也沒換,在家裡生悶氣

231
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,720
白天和晚上難以分辨
少了她平日的風采

232
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,880
(上午11點52分)

233
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,520
你還好嗎?

234
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,400
我很好

235
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,280
我半夜醒來時發現她逐漸封閉自己

236
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,320
有如失去雙翼

237
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,120
你還好嗎?

238
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,120
天啊,別再問了

239
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:31,880
你如果願意解釋,我也許能幫忙

240
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:36,120
唐尼,你看我的頭髮變成什麼樣

241
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,920
都開始打結了

242
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,200
我覺得很漂亮

243
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,440
你明明就知道醜死了

244
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,240
簡直像他媽的包租婆

245
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,360
真好,你開始笑我了

246
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,600
怎樣啦?很好笑啊

247
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:59,160
泰瑞,如果是跟性事不順有關...

248
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:02,480
不對,是上床時你給我的感覺

249
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:06,360
就像你的身體證實
她那天晚上對我講的話

250
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,000
泰瑞,沒有,跟那件事無關

251
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,120
是瑪莎鬧的爛攤子讓我變成這樣

252
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,200
我他媽壓力好大

253
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,640
可是你又怎麼解決呢,唐尼?

254
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,280
我們悶在家裡不知道多久了

255
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,280
一直在等你想出辦法

256
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,840
我有去報警,可是警察很沒用

257
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,080
你有提到我被打嗎?

258
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,440
當然有

259
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,520
那他們怎麼還沒來?

260
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,960
因為你什麼屁都沒講!

261
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,040
你錯了

262
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:44,000
你在我被打的那天晚上
不讓我和別人報警

263
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,160
只急著把我拖出酒吧

264
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,120
- 我想把你帶到安全的地方
- 最好是啦

265
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,560
只有你他媽的頭才覺得安全

266
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,560
她說我長得像男人,唐尼

267
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,560
你知道我有什麼感覺嗎?

268
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,440
我不知道

269
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,640
你完全不像男人,希望有安慰到你

270
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:21,280
真諷刺,畢竟你一直都把我當成男人

271
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,560
我當時就該走的

272
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:33,040
我應該抓著泰瑞的手,一起到警察局

273
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,040
但我的恥辱感還是贏了

274
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,960
我得找別的辦法

275
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:42,160
(講輕楚...你步可能得到我
就算一秒鐘也不可以)

276
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,320
(窩會在你進去前自衛十次)

277
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,280
(從我的蘋果手機傳送)

278
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,680
我們不能因為自慰就起訴人

279
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,000
跟自慰無關,看郵件內容啦

280
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000
誰都不該傳這種東西

281
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,640
裡面明明就暗示她要離開你

282
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,560
天啊,你真的劃錯重點

283
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,080
我只是在講她會怎麼反駁

284
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,080
如果要根據電子郵件抓人

285
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,400
威脅內容必須可信,或有性侵暗示

286
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,840
如果我是嫩妹

287
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,440
有大叔傳郵件說打手槍
這樣算可信的威脅嗎?

288
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,960
如果是男性跟騷女性
男性的威脅就很具體

289
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,160
威脅更嚴重

290
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,720
再怎麼樣都沒刀子嚴重吧?

291
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,520
如果我能看到暗示暴力的證據...

292
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:26,080
媽的屄咧,我的一生要被她毀了

293
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,880
在系統裡搜尋她啦:瑪莎史考特

294
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,840
我跟你講,一定有資料

295
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,320
沒...錯...

296
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,320
對,我應該找到她了

297
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,920
這樣吧...

298
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,000
我就讓你...

299
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,400
這樣吧,你到後面這邊來

300
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:07,120
因為我最好找主管來處理這件事

301
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,480
- 抱歉,有人要來嗎?
- 有

302
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,920
其實剛好到

303
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,520
謝謝

304
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,000
你好,我是瓊安寇佛刑警

305
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,800
所以,瑪莎史考特

306
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:56,920
對

307
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,920
我不能講太多

308
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,240
不過你要知道她是很危險的女人

309
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,680
危險到曾經跟騷一名員警

310
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:07,960
好

311
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,880
我同事說她沒有你的手機號碼

312
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,640
對,沒錯

313
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,440
好,那就別讓她知道,好嗎?

314
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,440
好

315
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,720
理想狀況是你寫出時間表給我們

316
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,320
到目前為止發生哪些事
讓我們知道嚴重程度

317
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,600
可以,那在寫好前呢?

318
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,160
我們會找她

319
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,360
警告她以後不能亂來

320
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:32,680
好

321
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,480
然後呢?

322
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,560
警察出現的效果有時會讓你嚇一跳

323
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,080
我懂了,可是你剛才說

324
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,480
她很危險,連警察都敢跟騷

325
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,000
我們會盡力

326
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,720
警察拜訪瑪莎後,突然一片寂靜

327
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,680
怪到恐怖的寂靜

328
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,440
自從我們認識後,她每天都跟我聯絡

329
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,080
現在一片寂靜

330
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,200
怪到恐怖的寂靜

331
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,360
幾個禮拜後,我開始恐慌

332
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:21,120
電子郵件至少讓我知道她的情緒

333
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,640
我知道她何時難過、想我

334
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,520
生病、喝醉或生氣

335
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,160
現在全沒了

336
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,680
我開始夜不成眠

337
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:35,920
其實我怕某天早上起來發現她自殺了

338
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,080
然後我會收到電子郵件說是我害的

339
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,360
(時間表/8月21日:瑪莎到酒吧)

340
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,760
我想她嗎?

341
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,240
我的內心深處想她嗎?

342
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,320
想念那些鬧劇、受人矚目

343
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:06,040
讓我不去想他、泰瑞、我自己和過往

344
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:07,960
我想她嗎?

345
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,320
最奇怪的一點是

346
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,760
我開始幻想瑪莎來自慰

347
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:21,520
讓自己更慘固然可怕,但又讓我亢奮

348
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:27,880
我每次都很快繳械,每次都同樣困惑

349
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,520
這已經成了高潮後的固定戲碼

350
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,400
“他媽搞屁啊?怎麼會這樣?”

351
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,800
我根本就不喜歡她

352
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,400
可是我卻擺脫不了這種瘋狂幻想

353
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,920
天啊

354
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,560
有人傷了你,對不對?

355
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,680
我設想過瑪莎接下來會做什麼

356
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,120
但沒想到她能解決我的房事問題

357
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,440
最可惡的是泰瑞因此變得好快樂

358
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,840
我現在什麼都不懂了

359
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,000
所以情況失控,又不知如何收尾

360
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,240
讓我覺得又被侵犯了

361
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:06,680
現在連警方都介入
她不會傻到繼續出招吧?

362
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,640
你有寫出時間表嗎?

363
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,720
還沒,抱歉,我...

364
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,120
不知該怎麼寫

365
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:20,120
沒關係,寫好再給我們就好

366
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,680
- 我們找過史考特小姐了
- 她說什麼?

367
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,000
我很驚訝,她到最後很配合

368
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,400
真的?

369
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,960
她說很不好意思
也接受我們的求助方案

370
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:40,800
其實自從我們找她後
她已經上過兩堂社會適應課程

371
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,560
社會適應課程?

372
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,280
通常是提供給服刑很久的前科犯

373
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,200
但是也能幫助累犯

374
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,320
她有說其他事嗎?

375
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,680
沒有需要擔心的

376
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,920
她沒要你帶話?

377
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,480
想不起來

378
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,200
可是她很難過吧?她一定很難過

379
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,880
沒有,其實她坦然接受

380
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,640
所以就這樣了?

381
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,520
對

382
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,480
如果她再聯繫你
我們會交給皇家檢察署

383
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,160
他們會決定如何處分

384
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,200
你可能會拿到完整保護令

385
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,880
唐尼,你可以鬆口氣了

386
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,080
所以她就接受了?

387
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:42,120
對啊,很怪吧?
我以為她至少會回我什麼

388
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,640
隨便亂掰,可是她好像很配合

389
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:46,800
好怪

390
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,120
沒想到會這樣

391
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,200
對啊

392
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,880
怎麼了?

393
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,680
不是你要的大對決場面?

394
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:02,240
{\an8}不知道,只是很怪,她竟然這麼自制

395
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,800
{\an8}也許她根本沒那麼瘋

396
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,520
現在換你瘋言瘋語了

397
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,960
我沒瘋,有四萬家律師事務所證明

398
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,960
我們講的這個女人仍然有精神疾病

399
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:15,880
好啦

400
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,280
我還是心理諮商師

401
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:21,480
馴鹿寶貝
不能讓人以為我喜歡低級模仿

402
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,440
造謠滋事、誹謗中傷

403
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,040
這是幹嘛?

404
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:28,480
你在模仿瑪莎嗎?哇

405
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,040
是誰?

406
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,120
是我媽

407
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,720
接吧,我很好奇
從一個人怎麼對待媽媽就能看出人品

408
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,120
你他媽要幹嘛?

409
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,480
開玩笑的啦,我還沒接

410
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:54,920
晚點再回,今晚是我們的

411
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,360
來

412
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,520
祝我們有新的開始

413
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,920
祝我們有新的開始

414
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,400
- 想好要點什麼了嗎?
- 沒有,你要點什麼?

415
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,280
我通常只點菜單上我會唸的菜名

416
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,720
所以就點豬腳吧

417
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:22,280
(第一則新留言
時間:28日星期日晚上8點28分)

418
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,440
唐尼快接,我們打過每家醫院

419
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,360
想知道你被送去哪家

420
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,240
但是沒人知道,拜託你...

421
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,440
給我啦,兒子,你他媽快接電話

422
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,760
我們不知道該去哪裡

423
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,920
沒人有你的紀錄
車禍紀錄或我們聽到的事情

424
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,720
所以告訴我們怎麼了

425
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,400
我們也聯絡不上打給我們的人

426
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,840
那個臭屄叫什麼?

427
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,240
瑪莎

428
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,720
(理查蓋德同名戲劇改編)

429
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,880
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