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♪♪
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-It was just another day
as a crotch beetle
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in Trophy's vagina.
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I believe it was a Friday.
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Everyone was business
as usual -- replacing fluids,
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removing stray bottle caps,
that sort of thing.
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Everyone but me.
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Me, I've always been a dreamer.
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Hey, Norma...
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you ever wonder
what it'd be like
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to venture into the great, wide,
non-vaginal world beyond?
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- Whaddaya mean? The feet?
- No, I mean...
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out there!
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- No, why would I?
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Trophy's roomy ladycave contains
everything we could ever need --
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shelter, barbiturates,
Fun Hat Fridays --
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- The basics, yes.
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But don't you have dreams?
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[ Whistle blows ]
- Hat on, Martina!
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Stop your whimsy!
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Remember whose vag
you're living in.
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-I don't know how I'm gonna
do it, but one day...
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I'm gonna live in
a little crotch of my very own.
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[ Baby cries ]
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- ♪ I'm not as crazy
as I used to be ♪
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♪ Some of my devils
up and left me free ♪
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♪ To find a quiet space
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♪ I'm not as out of place
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♪ And I'm coming home again
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♪ It's been too long a time
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♪ Gettin' back what's mine
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♪ And I can't remember why
I went away ♪
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♪ But it's lookin'
now like maybe ♪
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♪ I can stay
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Is that any good?
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♪♪
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- Good morning, students.
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I'm Mr. BJ Educator,
your substitute teacher.
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So, for the rest of the year,
we'll be watching
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the thought-provoking film
"Remember the Titans."
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- But we're already watching it
in science class.
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Mrs. Gilman is going through
a divorce,
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and it's the best
she can do right now.
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-Principal Shepler here
with your Thank the Lord
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and Savior Jesus Christ
It's Friday announcements!
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Coach Kitman's trial will be
broadcast live
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in the auditorium on Monday.
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Wear green if you think
he's guilty
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and blue if you have first-hand
knowledge of his guilt.
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So, we're canceling tonight's
football game and pep rally
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and showing the film
"Remember the Titans" instead.
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Hope you remember
to bring your school spirit.
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- At this point, I'd really like
to forget the Titans.
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- If I forget the Titans,
will you please remind me?
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- Ha! You're fun.
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- Sometimes, life is fun
for no reason at all.
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- [ Laughs ]
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I know it'll be lame,
but want to sit with me tonight?
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- I don't scratch my head
unless it itches,
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I don't dance
unless I hear some music,
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and I don't go to the movies
unless someone asks me!
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- Sweet Denzel impresh!
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You do anyone else?
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- Isn't it ironic...
but I don't.
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- Can't wait for you
to meet my peeps.
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- I mean, Javi and I have texted
about homework four times,
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sat at the same table
at lunch three times,
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and today, they asked me
to friend third base --
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watching a movie at night.
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- Sorry, hon, I need you
to babysit the beetles tonight.
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I've got my first real date
date post-resurrection,
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and I can't have bugs
in my jelly roll.
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- But you know
I've always dreamed
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of being part of a squad.
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That's not fair.
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-I'm not fair, Annie.
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This guy could be the one.
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He's a..."art clown".
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Real stepdad material!
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- Can't Baba or Pete
watch the beetles?
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- It's Friday, Annie.
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Old country
mother/son date night.
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- Oh, right.
But don't you need the beetles
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to stop you
from literally falling apart?
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- I have no idea, Annie.
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My body is a mystery
only an art clown can solve.
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- Why did I think this Friday
would be any different?
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"Annie, babysit the beetles.
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Annie, wear this wig
and meet with my parole officer.
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Annie, go make another season
of 'Mad Men.' I'm bored."
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I'm so mad, I could sigh!
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- Yikes.
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Trophy doesn't call her
"The Drain" for nothing.
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- Annie's not a drain.
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She's a faucet of hopes
and dreams.
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Let's help her.
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- That tickles! Whoa!
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I guess Coach Kitman
was right -- for some people,
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the most flattering outfit
is a large sweatshirt.
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But I can't look incredible
and go out in public.
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I think that's an either/or.
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Thanks anyway, guys.
- What gives?
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We just pulled a full Cinderella
on her,
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and now she wants to stay home?
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You're a bleeding heart
for losers, Martina.
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- What a waste of a fun hat!
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- She's just used to crushing
her own dreams
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before the world
or her mother gets a chance to.
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We have to spell it out for her.
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- Yay!
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- Oh! Okay!
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I guess you'll be
my emotional support beetles!
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Here, hop in my Jansport.
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Wait, stop!
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I'm talking about my backpack!
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Besides, that would be
my frontpack.
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♪♪
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- See?
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You can make meatloaf
and give foot rub at same time.
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Peter, why you no give bunion
the tickle-tickle?
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- Don't get me wrong, I love
being a slave to the matriarchy,
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but sometimes, I wish
I had a guy pal to hang with.
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- Male friendship not for shy
undertaker grown boys, Peter.
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You never leave the Baba.
- Special delivery.
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Mr. Peter Fantasy.
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- What this?
Too small to be bride.
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Any package that not for work
and not bride for pervert.
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- Not perverts, Baba -- loners.
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-I'm Gymnast Gregory.
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Wanna see my front roundoff?
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- There's something wrong
with this wife, Peter.
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If she no get pregnant
in 90 days, we return.
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- Gregory's not my lover.
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He's here to be my friend.
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See?
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-Men die an average of
five years earlier than women.
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Loneliness is
one of the biggest threats
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to men's health.
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But Gymnast Gregory,
our companion smart doll,
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is here to help.
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-While we watch the game,
let's do a somatic inventory
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of the places
our bodies carry tension.
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- I'd like that, Greg.
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-As a professional athlete,
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Gymnast Gregory
creates intimacy
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within a nonthreatening
sports-based bond.
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-Tell me about the frustrations
you feel
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with your manager at work.
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I love hearing you
talk about the situation
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yet never do anything
to change it.
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-He can flip, cartwheel,
and help males over 18
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experience vulnerability
with another man.
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- Most things I need to get off
my chest are too embarrassing
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to share with other men
and too boring for human women.
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-Sharing your feelings can help
lower your blood pressure
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and make you less inclined
to yell at strangers.
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In a double-blind study,
Gymnast Gregory owners
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were 17% less likely
to murder women
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who rejected
their sexual advances.
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- I didn't understand
the importance
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of straight male friendship
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when it came to my depression,
but I do now.
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Thank you, Gymnast Gregory.
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- But lonely middle-aged men
some of our best customers.
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-Spot me on the balance beam!
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Then I'll help you confront
the inadequacy you feel
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when you pee sitting down.
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- [ Gasps ]
You mean standing is an option?!
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Having a male friend
is gonna be great!
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- Peter, you no need boyfriend
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when you have good job
and lubed-up Baba.
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- Didn't realize mimes
are technically art clowns.
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[ Soft music playing ]
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How 'd you know I love
gas-station flowers?
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♪♪
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And horse tranquilizers.
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He's mine. Oh, he's mine.
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- Good evening. Ready to order?
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Oh! Okay, two words.
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Uh, you're a...chicken...
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- Newborn kitten!
- Breastfeeding!
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- The Vietnam War!
- Tender!
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- Oh, chicken tenders!
Chicken tenders!
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[ Applause ]
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And what kind of sauce
would you like with that sir?
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Three words...
- Just bring us one of each.
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And I'll take a hamburger patty
soaked in vodka.
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Geeze latoosh, it's barely been
an hour without my beetles.
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Better put a jump on the hump.
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Francois, how bout we skip
straight to dessert?
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They have a wonderful
back alley here, and so do I.
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♪♪
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- Good turnout!
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Surprised the recycling club
came as the segregationist mob,
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but they do enjoying
separating things.
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, no, there go
my social-anxiety hives.
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Better just go home.
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Hey...what are you doing?
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Wow, you just superficially
covered them up.
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I guess that's what Trophy does
with all her flaws.
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- Annie, hey!
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Reminder -- the Titans!
Remember?
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- Oops, I, uh, almost forgot.
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- I'm Safety Pin.
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My thing's safety pins.
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- [ Slurps ] I'm Babygirl.
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My thing's sucking a pacifier
dipped in cough syrup.
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I've really
internalized misogyny
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and totally missed
the point of "Lolita"...
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for now!
- Cool!
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Javi, what's your thing?
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- I'm into
post-colonial feminism,
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but I don't have
a visual signifier for it yet,
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and long Furbys.
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- What's your thing, Annie?
- My thing is...
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looking at the ground and --
and -- and -- and...
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- Hey, Martina!
Get your head in the game!
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Playing fairy godmother to
The Drain was your idea!
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- And mystery.
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My thing is mystery.
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- I told you,
she is full of surprises.
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- Nice.
- Meta.
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- [ Gasps ]
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- How ironic would nachos be?
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- I could really dip my pacifier
in some cheese right now.
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♪♪
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- Oh...
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actually, would you like
some nachos?
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- You are mysterious.
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- Annie overcoming her fears
and Denzel on the big screen --
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doesn't it all just make a girl
dream of a better world?
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- Hope it's a world
where you shut the hell up.
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♪♪
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- Table for two, sir?
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Or will your mother
be spying on you
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from the car again this evening?
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- Two for the all-male section,
please.
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We're here to experience
positive platonic masculinity.
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- Perhaps something
by the septic tan--
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-Could you tell me all about
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exactly how whiskey
gets distilled?
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- Oh, my apologies Mr. Gregory.
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I didn't see you there.
Please follow me.
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- So, buddy,
what should we discuss first?
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Deck remodels?
Automotive repair?
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Having spare keys made?
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-We could start by listing NFL
quarterback record-holders,
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but the real touchdown would be
you sharing
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what's bothering you tonight.
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- Me?
252
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,354
No one's ever talked to me
about sports trivia
253
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:20,707
or asked me how I feel before!
254
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,665
[ Groans ] Mommies.
255
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,494
One minute, you're happily
snuggled up in their womb,
256
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,278
the next, you're 31
257
00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:29,759
and they don't trust you to go
have a drink with a male friend.
258
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,674
-Wow. Thanks for
opening up like that.
259
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,546
- Baba's only ever thanked me
for shutting my face hole!
260
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,114
Cheers to male friendship.
261
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:39,726
- Just close your eyes
and hold still --
262
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,380
it's best if I'm
the only one who moves.
263
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,861
Oops. [ Chuckles ]
There we go. Okay.
264
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,689
Mm. [ Groans ]
265
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:47,951
How can we [bleep]
266
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,605
if you're trapped
in an invisible box!
267
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,563
Let me in!
268
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:54,392
♪♪
269
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:57,221
How am I supposed to
get home now?
270
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,788
Oh!
271
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,834
Ooh!
272
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:03,706
[ Groaning ]
273
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,927
I guess without the beetles,
I don't quite work right.
274
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,232
I'll call Annie.
275
00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:11,758
Daughters should be good
for something.
276
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:15,544
Huh, I really need
those beetles.
277
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:18,329
[ Grunts ]
278
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,244
Damn it!
279
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:22,769
Welp, it's all downhill
from here.
280
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,162
[ Grunts ]
281
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,164
♪♪
282
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,775
[ Groans ]
283
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,083
-And that is why
we will always...
284
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,216
-Remember the Titans.
285
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,957
- [ Crying ]
286
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,393
- What are you up to tomorrow,
Annie?
287
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:39,960
- Tomorrow? Tomorrow?
288
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,788
♪ I love ya
289
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,615
♪ Tomorrow
290
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,182
- [ Laughs ]
291
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,532
- Mm, not your best.
- Right, yeah, I know.
292
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,447
- Well, we'll be at
the skatepark in the morning.
293
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,101
Hope to see ya there.
294
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,450
- Plans on a Saturday morning,
295
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,757
right after plans
on a Friday night?
296
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,238
Who knew I was "that bitch"?
297
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,240
Couldn't have done it
without you guys!
298
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,764
- Okay, everybody,
let's get some shut-eye!
299
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,985
Don't forget, we've got a vagina
to rebuild bright and early.
300
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,638
It's probably gonna be
absolutely wrecked
301
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,640
by clown penis.
- Yay!
302
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,642
- Who's excited for
Infrastructure Week!
303
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,775
- Me!
- Not I.
304
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,038
Like Annie,
I want more out of life.
305
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,258
I've actually written some
free-verse I'd like to share
306
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,086
on the topic of my dreams.
307
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:22,089
'Twas the night I discovered -
- That's enough out of you.
308
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,004
Tomorrow, you're on anus watch.
309
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,615
- But I'm a terrible goalie.
You've said it yourself.
310
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:30,706
- [ Groans ]
311
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,797
Hmm, you're wet and bumpy.
This could work out.
312
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:39,497
I have an excellent franchise
opportunity inside my vagina.
313
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:42,065
Can you go round up
some of your friends?
314
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:47,897
Hear me, frogs of the forest,
take me home!
315
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,247
♪♪
316
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:54,817
[ Cellphone ringing ]
317
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:58,386
- [ Gasps ] Beetles! Beetles?
I need your help.
318
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,867
Faking social adequacy
during a movie is one thing,
319
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,695
but a skate park
in the cold light of day...
320
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,523
I'm not sure I'm up to this!
321
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,308
Ahhh!
322
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,527
Who said you could
sleep in there?
323
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,965
- I was cold, and I took
her gentle snoring as consent.
324
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,618
- Me, too.
325
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,272
[ Glass shattering ]
326
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,708
- Where the hell is Trophy!
327
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,754
Us crotch beetles
keep her alive.
328
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,712
Plus, without her constantly
ordering us around,
329
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,192
the hive is beginning to spiral.
330
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,194
- I for one say
we keep helping Annie.
331
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,588
She and I are kindred souls.
332
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:30,157
- Okay, at least it'll keep the
masses busy 'til Trophy returns.
333
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,419
Hey, beetles!
334
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:34,117
Let's make 'er up!
- Yay!
335
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:38,208
♪♪
336
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:41,342
- I look like a self-confident
suburban teen trying to rebel
337
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:44,519
against understanding parents
who love her.
338
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,303
And you made me a skateboard
339
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,740
out of the lid
of a baby coffin?!
340
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:52,570
[ Gasps ]
I'm so freaking mysterious!
341
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,224
- Annie, Annie!
342
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,747
Have you seen Peter?
343
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,141
Baba wait hour
for Saturday breakfast in bed,
344
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,622
but no tuna sandwich,
no morning love letter,
345
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,102
no Petey!
346
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,669
- Trophy never came home
last night, either.
347
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,584
- It all Gymnast Gregory fault.
348
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:10,588
This why Baba always warn
you kids -- no make friends.
349
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,764
- Actually...
I made some friends last night.
350
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,375
The beetles and I are on our way
351
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,377
to meet them
at the skate park now.
352
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,945
- Annie, this no time
to crack jokes.
353
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,773
You sweet social outcast
like your uncle.
354
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:25,299
Weekends are for family,
not make-believe friends.
355
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,649
- [ Groaning ]
356
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:30,521
[ Frog croaking ]
357
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:33,960
Whew, made it back
on some pollywog power!
358
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,962
You can clock out now.
359
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,702
[ Frogs croaking ]
360
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,835
Alright, beetles,
assemble the pit crew!
361
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,402
Putting Humpy Trophy
back together again
362
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,099
is gonna take days.
363
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,796
[ Frogs croaking ]
364
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,407
Beetles? Anyone?
365
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,018
C'mon, I know you're home,
Annie.
366
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,020
It's the weekend!
367
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,022
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
368
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:56,069
Uh-oh. Get back here.
[ Grunts ]
369
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,331
- Is this your tongue?
370
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,898
[ Scoffs ] Be more careful!
371
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,987
- Where's Annie
and my crotch beetles?
372
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,858
- If you can't date men
who treat you right,
373
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,992
you really should just spend
Friday nights with Petey and me.
374
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:10,997
♪♪
375
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,389
- Hey, Baba.
376
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,826
Sorry I missed breakfast,
but Gregory and I
377
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,524
went to see
a Christopher Nolan movie
378
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,134
and then drove around all night
379
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,832
quoting lines from
other Christopher Nolan movies.
380
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,486
Sorry.
381
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,010
- You mean you stay up all night
382
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,360
breaking
your worried mother's heart.
383
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:29,058
-I'm supposed to practice
my back hand springs,
384
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,060
but I'm all ears
if you wanna go off
385
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,671
on all the ways your mother's
emotionally blackmailing you.
386
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,673
[ Grunting ]
387
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:38,850
She's not the hero
Gotham needs, Pete.
388
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,200
- Be warned, Petey.
389
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,767
Funeral home no place
for male gymnast.
390
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,639
I have known quite a few.
391
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,859
They steal your shoes
and trade for steroids,
392
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:51,385
but the Baba know
you want man-friend.
393
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,518
There someone
I want you to meet.
394
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,652
- Oh, my.
- This Petetini.
395
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,915
Baba make smarter doll.
396
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,918
He good boy like you.
397
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,702
-Let's make Mother
French toast,
398
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,575
then sniff all her babushkas
'til we find the one
399
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:10,056
that smells like her hair
in the rain.
400
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,145
Maybe Gregory should leave.
401
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,103
He scares me, Pete.
402
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,887
-I only listen, not judge.
403
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,455
Judging is for the Olympics.
- Oh, no.
404
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,240
This is the ultimate
loner's dilemma!
405
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,676
- [ Grunting ]
406
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:27,073
♪♪
407
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,684
- Wow, Annie!
Nice Caballerial.
408
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,555
- Nice eyebrow safety pin.
409
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,514
- Love your baby-coffin board.
410
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,472
- Oh, my gosh, I'm doing it!
411
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,822
Nothing can take this
away from me!
412
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,346
[ Siren wails ]
- Sorry, kids.
413
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,478
We've got to close down
the skate park today.
414
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,132
It's for
the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
415
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,742
- Aw, the park needs to be empty
416
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,527
because their immune system's
compromised?
417
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,007
- No.
418
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,312
Their wish was to make
other children angry
419
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,488
by closing the park.
420
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,360
Mean kids get cancer, too.
421
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,622
Everybody out!
422
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,319
All of you, outta here.
423
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,800
- Now what?
We can't go to my house.
424
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,368
My parents are hoarders.
- My dad's a mime.
425
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:04,284
It takes him like six hours
to pantomime invisible snacks.
426
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,068
- We could go to my house.
427
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,549
But my whole family is baby
and we live in a giant crib.
428
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,985
It was cool at first.
429
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,943
- Oh, well, maybe tomorrow.
See you later.
430
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,207
- Bye-bye.
431
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,730
- Oh.
432
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,732
I've never
had friends over before,
433
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,430
but I guess
it's technically possible.
434
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,824
Hey, guys!
We could go to my house.
435
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,914
- Coo-coo.
436
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:29,091
- Must be kinda weird to live
in a funeral home.
437
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,571
- Shhh -- it's better
438
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,313
if we don't disturb Baba
mid-embalm.
439
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,575
- Annie? That you?
440
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,098
Your mother need
vagina bugs back.
441
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,360
Her foot fall off.
442
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,796
- [ Chuckles nervously ]
443
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,060
Blah blah blah,
typical mortician talk.
444
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,278
This way!
445
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,584
[ Frogs croaking ]
446
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:44,889
- What's that noise?
447
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,239
- [ Screams ]
448
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,763
- Is this your family?
They're cute.
449
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,504
- I know you said mystery
was your thing,
450
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,593
but clearly, you're a frog girl.
451
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:55,335
- Annie!
[ Screaming ]
452
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:58,164
[ Groaning ]
453
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,514
- Too mysterious,
too mysterious!
454
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,124
- Wait! Don't leave!
455
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,866
We could play Wii or go hang out
in the corpse freezer.
456
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,172
My thing isn't frogs!
457
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,434
It's actually friendship.
458
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:11,133
Friendship is my thing!
459
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,613
[ Frogs croaking ]
460
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:17,008
Mom, what exactly happens
on a date?
461
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,228
- I didn't realize
my crotch beetles
462
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,230
make up my entire skeleton.
463
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,711
I need them back pronto, Annie!
464
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,322
- For what it's worth,
they are really great beetles.
465
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,150
They even helped me
make some friends.
466
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,022
The friends are, of course,
gone now, but at one point
467
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:34,330
in the last two days, I can say
I had up to three friends.
468
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,202
- I think that ran its course.
469
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,638
C'mon home, beetles.
470
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,901
Mama needs you!
471
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,424
- C'mon, beetles!
472
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,252
We've gotta raise
this broad's barn!
473
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,559
Everybody in! Martina?
474
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,126
Martina? You coming?
475
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,779
- You know what? I'm not.
476
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,477
We both knew this day
would come, Norma.
477
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,956
This is goodbye.
478
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,438
- Well, I'll leave the cervix
open for you.
479
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:59,225
- Thanks a lot
for babysitting, Annie.
480
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:02,228
- Annie! Hey, Annie.
- [ Gasps ]
481
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:06,362
- I'm Martina, and I just
have to say, you are so cool.
482
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,799
- I am?
- Oh, yeah.
483
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,192
You want something
more out of life
484
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,803
than just serving Trophy,
and so do I.
485
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,066
- Are you going to be my beetle
from now on?
486
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:18,244
- No, I'm leaving
to find my path.
487
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,202
I'm a dreamer, just like you.
488
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,421
But listen, Annie.
489
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,336
One day, you'll get out of here,
490
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,252
and until then, you should
really give Javi a call.
491
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,210
Just tell them your thing
is haunted houses.
492
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,559
- Thanks.
493
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,039
And good luck
fulfilling your dreams.
494
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,823
- Oh, I will.
495
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,956
You know, I've been workshopping
some singer-songwriter stuff,
496
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,697
and I'd really love
to share with --
497
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:40,483
- I think I'm just gonna
go make that call.
498
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,878
-Don't be such a dreamer,
Gregory.
499
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:46,576
Thanks to me, Pete is working
on his self-respect
500
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,099
and recognizing
the toxic patterns
501
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,666
that are keeping him stuck.
502
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,452
-Gymnast Gregory,
my critique of you
503
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:57,500
is that you cannot walk plain,
always doing flips.
504
00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:00,590
Just like you cannot
accept Pete plain.
505
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:04,725
You have him doing flips
of personality.
506
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,728
- That's actually true.
Petetini makes a lot of sense.
507
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,382
-You know what I love
about you, Pete,
508
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:13,037
even your big feelings
can't frighten me off.
509
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,996
- Oh,
that's such a relief, Gregory.
510
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:18,652
I was worried if I told you
about my abandonment issues,
511
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,132
you'd abandon me,
just like that.
512
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,134
-Wee!
513
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,963
- And you've abandoned me,
just like that.
514
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,139
- [ Chuckles ]
Petetini not leave.
515
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,316
- I paid for
a male friendship doll
516
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:33,144
with anti-abandonment
programming
517
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:36,974
that could never walk out on me
like my father did.
518
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,976
- Peter, my only boy.
519
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,544
Keep boring feelings to self,
'kay?
520
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,720
-I embarrassed for you.
521
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,505
♪♪
522
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,028
[ Frog croaks ]
523
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,290
- Have the beetles said
when they'll be done
524
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,683
with the reconstruction?
525
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,075
- They're contractors.
526
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,295
Whatever they say,
add six weeks.
527
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,776
Since I'm stuck at home,
how about we watch that
528
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:59,823
"Remember the Beauticians" movie
you're always blathering about?
529
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:03,262
- Sorry, I'm meeting Javi and
the girls in front of the 911.
530
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,654
I worried they'd never
talk to me again,
531
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,047
but they seem sort of fascinated
532
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,702
by a haunted funeral home
being my thing.
533
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,181
- Where you two off to?
534
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,749
Saturday nights,
we clean sink drains
535
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,578
and listen to podcasts
of people playing Scrabble.
536
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:18,015
- Actually, Baba, Petetini and I
are going to go drink
537
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:20,322
some light beer out of cans.
538
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,368
It's really important
that we take some time
539
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:25,936
to recharge
our masculine energy.
540
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,591
- Should have never had kids.
- Should have never had kids.
541
00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:33,074
[ Both laugh ]
542
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:36,120
- She's not coming back, Norma.
543
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,514
- Who would have thought
I'd miss that crazy dreamer.
544
00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:41,038
- Well, you're about to miss
Silly Shirt Saturday!
545
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,518
Get in here!
546
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,086
- Here's to you, Martina.
547
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,610
You keep dreaming
those big dreams.
548
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:50,047
Enough for all us
crotch beetles.
549
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,528
♪♪
550
00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:54,835
-And that's the story
of how I went from living
551
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:56,837
in an overcrowded corpse vagina
552
00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,231
to living in
a small plastic gymnast.
553
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:02,625
Never, ever give up
on your dreams.
554
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,062
[ Tires screech ]
555
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:15,072
♪♪
556
00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:24,865
♪♪
557
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:31,872
♪♪