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[ baby crying ]
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-♪ I'm not as crazy
as I used to be ♪
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♪ some of my devils
up and left me free ♪
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♪ to find a quiet space ♪
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♪ I'm not as out of place ♪
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♪ and I'm coming home again ♪
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♪ it's been
too long a time ♪
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♪ gettin' back what's mine ♪
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♪ and I can't remember
why I went away ♪
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♪ but it's looking now
like maybe I can stay ♪
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Was that any good?
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[ electronic tones warble ]
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-I've been streaming
some examples
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Of how moms connect
with their daughters.
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Seems like we're
supposed to binge-eat
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While talking
about disappointment.
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Mm? You go fir--
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-[ foreign accent ]
hey! Trophy!
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Get to work,
you spoiled potato couch!
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We funeral home,
not cruise ship deck!
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-I am at work -- being
a stay-at-home mom to annie.
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-Hey! Motherhood curse, not job.
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-We are working on our
mother-daughter bond, baba.
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We can't just expect her
to suddenly know
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How to make hot cocoa
or listen when I talk.
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-It'll free up a lot
of my emotional bandwidth
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When my spray-tan membership
expires next month.
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-Look! I give ultimatum
my baba gave me --
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Work for family funeral home,
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Get job in village,
or marry brother.
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-You picked
funeral home, right?
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-I don't remember.
My baba chose for me.
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-Hey, sis! You know
I'm game for whatevs,
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But I picked
"work for family funeral home."
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I was born with
resting-grief-face,
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I get to work with my mom,
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And touching corpses
doesn't bother me.
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In fact, I prefer it!
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-I'll get a job.
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♪♪
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-You're not remotely qualified
for these positions.
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Architect?
Gastrointestinal surgeon?
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Female ghostbuster?
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You're a high school-dropout.
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-With escort experience.
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-Under "employment history"
you've just listed movies
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You've seen in the theater.
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You saw "homeward bound" twice?
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-The dogs and cats talk in it.
[ device chimes ]
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-The app requires
a florida thumbprint?
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-Ugh.
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There we are.
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[ device chirps ]
[ alarm wailing ]
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[ screams ] oh, no!
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Instead of arresting me,
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What do you say
I flash you for it, mm?
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-You have the right
to remain clothed.
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Any breasts you expose can
and will be held against you
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In a court of law.
-[ sighs ] ugh.
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♪♪
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-Your honor,
my client is now aware
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That mermaids
aren't real -- ever.
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In addition, he's prepared
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To completely abstain
from energy drinks.
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-A misunderstanding
is what it was.
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-I'll dismiss the charges,
but you're not allowed
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Within 1,000 feet of a manatee.
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Unless, of course,
it's over the age of consent.
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-Potential felon 223.
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-Where's my lawyer?
-Did you download the app?
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-No?
-Oh, you should have.
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Trophy fantasy, you have
numerous outstanding warrants.
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Petty theft, arson, lewd
behavior in a buffet restaurant.
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What say you in your defense?
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-I would like to present
into evidence --
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-You are hereby sentenced
to community service
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Mentoring teen runaways.
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If you can scare them straight,
I'll waive your charges.
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If not, it's hard labor
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Spell checking dear leader's
social media. Next!
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-But, your hono-gram,
I'm no good with children.
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Plus I-I already am
a stay-at-home mom.
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My -- my daughter annie
is the teen who needs me.
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-Does your daughter have
any exceptional needs?
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-She's exceptionally needy!
Or neglected?
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Uh, I forget which is which
is which is which.
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-Step forward.
Due to budget cuts,
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We've replaced parole officers
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With uptight,
underage tattletales.
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It's a pilot program
we're calling "lil' po."
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You a snitch?
-My gym teacher
who steals cigarettes
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From the sophomore she's having
sex with says I am.
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-Sold. You are hereby deputized
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By the franchise-territory
of florida.
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I'm releasing your mother
into your recognizance.
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[ gavel bangs ]
-oh.
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[ both sobbing ]
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-Mr. And mrs. Cuddlefish,
feel free to take
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As long as you need
with your final good-byes.
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I see here you've ordered
loki's cremains
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Put inside the screen
of an ipad?
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-So we can keep playing
"worried geese" together.
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I won't let the quacks stop!
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-I don't know
how we'll get through
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This first night without him.
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It was always the three of us!
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-[ sobbing ]
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-Pete, have lester and I
told you how much
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You remind us of loki?
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-You're practically his twin!
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-If there is anything I can do,
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You know our motto here
at tender endings.
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♪ have your grief your way ♪
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-Hmm. Could you possibly come
to our house tonight?
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-Of course.
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I believe your
super deluxe package
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Actually includes one in-home
grief counseling session.
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-The file said the runaways
are a three-person gang
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Called the killmore girls.
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Good luck scaring them.
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They have a lot
of unresolved feelings.
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-You know, I also saw on tv
that moms should
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Encourage their daughters
to confront their fears.
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It builds resilience.
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I'm gonna let you
handle the mentoring.
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-What?!
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-Ugh, this is so boring.
-Oh.
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-[ clears throat ]
-um, hello, goth peers.
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I'm annie, a registered lil' po.
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How about we go around and state
your name and why you're here?
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-I'm infinitee, and I've killed.
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-I'm eternitee, and I've killed.
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-I'm monotonie, and I buried
the dead bodies.
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I'm a helper.
Is that a dead body?
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-She's undead, not dead.
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-Is this grammar?
I hate grammar.
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-We're actually gonna
begin the day with goals.
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What's a dream job
for each of you?
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I'll start -- I want to raise
peacocks as pets, not meat.
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-Hey, guys,
let's get out of here.
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This place has, like,
real second-chance energy.
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-Let's go stare at that lake
that's on fire.
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-Come back! Next, we get
to use pipe cleaners
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To express our insecurities!
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-I got this, hon.
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Yeah, that annie girl
is super lame.
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Follow me. I know where we can
get some, like, food for free.
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-I'll bring the pipe cleaners
just in case there's a wait
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For a table of five.
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-It's going to take a long time
to process the loss of loki,
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But that's why I'm here.
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-We were hoping
you would feel that way.
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-I find it best to not let go.
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Just keep holdin' on forever.
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Sorrow can last a lifetime,
if you do it right.
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-If you like those pictures,
you'll love the ones upstairs.
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♪♪
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-[ belches, gags ]
-wow!
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-Once your organs disintegrate,
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There's a lot more room
for hot dogs in there.
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-It's kind of hot,
in a gross way.
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-You really did used to be
like us -- but better.
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-You make me nostalgic
for my wild teen years.
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Maybe my resurrection
is also a second chance
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To have adolescent fun?
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Because first time,
I squandered my life.
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Got caught up
in nihilism and despair.
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-Nice mentoring.
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Connecting with
their despondence
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By talking about your suicide.
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Really brave.
-No, I mean my teen pregnancy.
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Girls, no matter
how bad you screw up,
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There's no mistake you can't
"talk" your way out of --
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Unless you keep the baby.
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-I'd only want one
if it could be like that
doll from "child's play."
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-Trophy? Quick word in private?
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-No secrets, annie.
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Don't be rude to the gang.
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-How am I the worst mistake
of your life?
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You left town three days
after you gave birth!
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And you once joined
a crossfit gym
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That harvested your kidney!
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-Why you gotta be such
a buzzkill to your sister?
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-She's my mother!
-If she never mothered you,
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Seems more like
she's your sister to me.
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-Sorry, I need to
close out your tab.
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You've ordered the maximum
number of hot dogs
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We're legally allowed
to serve to a group of women.
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You're welcome back later
with a male chaperone.
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-[ whispers ] we're not paying.
Watch this.
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[ growling voice ]
death powers.
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♪♪
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-Did those beetles
come out of her --
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-It's better not to
think about it.
-But I want to.
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I may have just figured out
my dream job.
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-Hey!
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♪♪
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-That's my favorite portrait
of the three of us.
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-You slept together?
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-Absolutely.
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-We know it's not
traditional, but --
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-Say no more.
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Parenting, like grief,
takes many forms.
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-Loki wasn't our son.
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He was our lover.
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The three of us were a triad.
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Have you ever heard
of polyamory?
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-Oh, it's time
to renew our vows.
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-Once the divorce rate
topped 90%, florida decided
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To make marriages auto-expire
every 24 hours.
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-You just use the app.
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-We were married
for almost a decade.
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But now, without
a third person...
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It's like the vows
have lost all meaning.
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-Like the pledge of allegiance,
or an mfa.
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-[ over speakers ] please
complete vows in 30 seconds
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To remain lawfully wed.
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30, 29...
-Won't you join us, pete?
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-Till death or 24 hours
from now do us part.
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-I think it would really
help us with our mourning.
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-One really shouldn't
make hasty decisions
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After the death of a loved one,
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But rebound weddings
are included
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In the super deluxe package.
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My idea.
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-Throw! Throw! Throw!
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-Oh!
-Here it goes!
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Huegh!
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-Take that society!
[ car horn honks ]
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-Okay, g-8-t-r-6-9-r.
-Whee!
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-Why are you writing down
license plate numbers?
-Hah! Take that!
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-So we can send apology notes.
-Yeah! [ laughing ]
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-Or hand-deliver.
I don't think we can
afford this many stamps.
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-Ear popper?
Helps with anxiety.
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-You suffer from anxiety?
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-Yeah, fear of getting last
place in wet t-shirt contests.
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You know, it happens
to good people every day.
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-Wet t-shirt contest!
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[ all cheering, laughing ]
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-Trophy, as your lil' po,
I demand you --
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-Somebody's gotta be last place!
-Auuugh!
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-Ugh! Seriously?!
[ sirens wailing ]
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If I weren't wearing
a rubber undershirt,
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I'd be soaked to the bone.
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If you'd rather pretend
to be a teenager
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00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:41,246
With these screw-ups than spend
time with me, fine!
[ laughter ]
247
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,583
Enjoy being a slave
in a social media sweatshop.
248
00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,719
-Trophy! Let's put some t-shirts
on some roadkill
249
00:09:46,721 --> 00:09:48,587
And get them wet!
[ car horns honking ]
250
00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,556
[ sirens wailing ]
[ shouting ]
251
00:09:52,727 --> 00:09:55,527
-Who even does
wet t-shirt contests anymore?
252
00:09:55,529 --> 00:09:57,996
That's, like, so male-gaze.
253
00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:02,001
Exposing your breasts is not
a successful life strategy.
254
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,469
You're okay, annie.
255
00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,939
Fear of abandonment
is character building.
256
00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:10,475
Unlike my fear of zippers,
which I just need to work on.
257
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,744
[ tires squeal ]
258
00:10:11,746 --> 00:10:15,314
-Get in quick before
the police find us.
259
00:10:15,316 --> 00:10:17,516
♪♪
260
00:10:17,518 --> 00:10:19,450
-Girls, I'm mrs. Clomid.
[ laughter ]
261
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,853
I run a place that helps
young women like you --
262
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,989
In need of support or escape.
263
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,257
Good thing I keep
my police scanner on
264
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,994
As I drive around town
picking up teen girls
265
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,729
Thrown away by their families.
266
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,063
-Oh, I'm not a runaway.
267
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,933
I'm related to trophy --
through birth.
268
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:37,468
She's easily distracted, but...
-Again. Again.
269
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,270
-...Deep down, she loves me.
270
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,139
Pretty sure.
271
00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:43,608
-Now you're officially
a killmore girl.
272
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,676
-Yes!
273
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,814
-Feel free to enjoy
the amenities, girls.
[ shouting, cheering ]
274
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,016
Whirlpool, free pedicures...
275
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,684
-Here it goes!
-...Chicken pox vaccines.
276
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,619
Come on!
-Oh! [ laughs ]
277
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,087
-Whoo!
-What fun!
278
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,157
-Is there somewhere I
can sit quietly
279
00:10:58,159 --> 00:10:59,958
Until they tire themselves out?
280
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,760
-I want to show you
the amenities
281
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,495
I think you'll appreciate.
282
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,096
This way.
283
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,765
[ playing soft, mellow tune ]
284
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,767
I could tell from
the first moment I saw you
285
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,435
That you're special.
286
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:13,104
I think you'll feel
right at home here.
287
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,906
Here's where we all
sit down together
288
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:18,744
For a home-cooked dinner
each night -- family style.
289
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,647
-What is..."family style"?
290
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:25,784
-My uterus is curious.
291
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,519
My choice... [ chuckles ]
292
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:28,787
...Rolls royce.
293
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:32,090
Old man's baby?
Yes, they'll pay me.
294
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,326
-First time here?
Are you pre or post?
295
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,328
-Oh, um, I --
I'm just getting the tour.
296
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,664
-I'm gonna use the money
to pay for stanford.
297
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:40,932
Then, I'll launch my app.
298
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,268
It's like tinder
but for plane tickets.
299
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,136
-Ooh.
-Let's go to my office
300
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:48,139
And talk about
your growth potential.
301
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:51,009
♪♪
302
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,411
-Mm.
-There!
303
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:55,881
-You complete us, pete.
Shall we toast?
304
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,049
[ man wailing ]
305
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,685
-Oh! I should take this.
306
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,754
I'll be right back.
307
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,223
-Petey, where are you?
308
00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:05,557
We work now.
309
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,092
-I'm with the cuddlefishes.
310
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,694
They've asked me to share
their lives with them,
311
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:12,564
And I think I'm...Happy?
312
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,900
-Yeah, remember
last time you happy.
313
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,301
You saw a sunset,
314
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,103
And we nearly
went out of business!
315
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,105
-Oh, yeah --
the time I realized
316
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:23,374
That the world was so big
and so beautiful.
317
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,043
I wish people didn't get
so weirded out
318
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,845
When you grin
while burying their family.
319
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:30,048
-Ah-hah. Petey, remember mother?
320
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,650
What does she know?
321
00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:33,184
-She know best.
322
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,120
-And what does mother want?
323
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,722
-For pete to stop being happy
324
00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:38,724
And start being
a sad undertaker?
325
00:12:38,726 --> 00:12:40,191
-Good boy.
326
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,528
-[ sighs ] god, she's brilliant!
327
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,931
♪♪
328
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,199
-What it do?
The duplass brothers,
329
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,401
Morgan freeman, scrooge mcduck,
330
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,671
That guy who drops the chili
on nbc's "the office" --
331
00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:54,740
What do they all have in common?
332
00:12:54,742 --> 00:12:56,207
They all want to have kids,
333
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,209
But their sperms
are too damn old!
334
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,212
Holla! It would be illegal
and disgusting for them
335
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,614
To actually have sex with you,
336
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,617
But your teenaged eggs
are the best money can buy!
337
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:08,287
F-f-f-feoow! So, what's up?
Here's the tea!
338
00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:10,622
At birth, you simply twerk away
your parental rights.
339
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,491
You'll get the future
you deserve had your parents
340
00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:14,893
Loved you more or been
rich enough to buy your succe--
341
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,562
-You get the drift.
May I speak candidly?
342
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,365
You remind me of myself
when I was your age.
343
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,434
-Your mom abandoned you,
killed herself, got reanimated,
344
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,304
And rather than use
her second chance at life
345
00:13:25,306 --> 00:13:27,773
To be the kind of mother
you deserve, she used it
346
00:13:27,775 --> 00:13:29,975
To refine her skin regimen?
347
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,710
-[ chuckles ] no.
348
00:13:31,712 --> 00:13:34,245
But mom did come late
to one of my swim meets.
349
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:39,718
Now I think of every girl here
as one of my very own daughters.
350
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,254
Care for some hot cocoa?
351
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,856
-So, you live in luxury,
352
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,257
Get a wad of cash
after the birth,
353
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,860
And don't have to raise
the -- ugh -- baby?
354
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,595
Sign me up!
-Yeah, me too!
355
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,597
-Ladies.
356
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,934
-Girls, you're forgetting
everything I've taught you.
357
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,203
Pregnancy means
the party's over!
358
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,472
-It's 40,000 flori-dollars
a pop, grandma.
359
00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:02,407
-They're low-balling you.
[ device warbles ]
360
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,942
-I'm sorry.
None of you qualify.
361
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,211
I'll need to ask you to leave.
-Huh? Why?
362
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,747
-Well, eternitee,
you're already pregnant.
363
00:14:08,749 --> 00:14:10,015
-Can't I get double-pregnant?
364
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,083
-No.
-I'll show you!
365
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,618
-Infinitee, your drug screening
366
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,154
Shows you've been
doing ear whippets
367
00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:18,423
As recently as, eh, today.
368
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,491
-I have anxiety!
369
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,761
-And monotonie -- sadly,
you're disqualified
370
00:14:22,763 --> 00:14:25,296
Because senator casey anthony
intervened.
371
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,432
-God! My mom never stops
ruining my life.
372
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,434
I hate her!
-God, I know what you mean.
373
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,370
Hey, where's annie? [ gasps ]
374
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:33,304
♪♪
375
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,975
How did my story about having
her not scare her straight?
376
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,844
Plus, she'll never
give up the baby!
377
00:14:38,846 --> 00:14:40,712
She can't even throw away
chicken bones.
378
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,849
She and my brother make
these googley-eyed sculptures.
379
00:14:43,851 --> 00:14:45,517
They're -- they're
really chilling.
380
00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:46,585
-So, we ditch her.
381
00:14:46,587 --> 00:14:49,254
Let's go on a killmore girls
crime spree!
382
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,190
-We should rob a chick-fil-a.
383
00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:54,726
They're, like, problematic.
-You don't understand.
384
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,595
We have to go help annie!
385
00:14:56,597 --> 00:14:59,598
You want me to rescue her
all by myself?!
386
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,332
What am I, he-- her mother?!
387
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,268
-There's, like, a resemblance.
388
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,536
-Rrrrgh.
-Bye-bye.
389
00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:09,074
-Even when I am wearing
this tiny hat?!
390
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:13,144
Rrrgh!
-Oh, no. Telekinesis?
391
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,347
You're not scary.
-Oh, wow. That's impressive.
392
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,683
Like, dead, undead.
393
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:19,818
Make up your mind already.
394
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:22,421
-Okay. You wanna be scared?
395
00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:25,957
I'll show you your own
pathetic deaths
396
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,492
If you don't change your ways.
397
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,361
Monotonie, if you don't
turn your life around,
398
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,363
You're gonna die hitchhiking
399
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,965
When a trucker accidentally
runs you over
400
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:37,302
As he's pulling off the road
with plans to murder you.
401
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,104
-Hmm. Complicated much?
402
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,972
-Oh, I'm sorry.
Hard to follow?
403
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,575
Infinitee, you're gonna drown
404
00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:46,245
During this weekend's
wet t-shirt contest!
405
00:15:46,247 --> 00:15:48,113
-What place am I in
when I drown?
406
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,449
-7th.
-Out of how many?
407
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:54,185
-Seven! And eternitee,
for you, it's death
408
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,722
By wasabi brazil nut!
409
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:58,257
[ gasps ]
410
00:15:58,259 --> 00:16:00,391
[ panting ]
-that's it.
411
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,660
You're out of the gang.
412
00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:04,796
-I've never even been
to wasabi, brazil.
413
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,731
This is so boring.
-Fine!
414
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:10,469
I'll rescue annie
from a life-destroying
decision without you!
415
00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:13,672
Oh, but a quick spray-tan
first wouldn't hurt.
416
00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:16,207
♪♪
417
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,743
-Everything okay?
418
00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:19,410
-Hey, where are my clothes?
419
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,347
-[ laughs ] oh, that
soviet-era janitor jumpsuit
420
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,350
With a decaying sandwich inside?
421
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,152
[ laughs ] I tossed it.
422
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,620
-Augh! Oh!
423
00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:30,756
-We'll get you
a whole new wardrobe.
424
00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:32,357
We loved spoiling loki.
425
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,693
But, since he tragically died
in a vr grease fire,
426
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,295
We're here to spoil you.
427
00:16:36,297 --> 00:16:37,762
-Decaying things aren't just
428
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,764
My life's purpose --
they're my passion!
429
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:43,768
Baba's right -- you and I
have different priorities.
430
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:44,836
-But -- but our --
431
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,106
Our only priority
is your happiness, pete!
432
00:16:47,108 --> 00:16:49,440
-I'm afraid that's not
going to work for me.
433
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,976
Goodbye, cuddlefishes.
434
00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:52,644
This was cute.
435
00:16:52,646 --> 00:16:54,846
♪♪
436
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,648
-So, um, how does this work?
437
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:58,517
Are there stirrups, or --
438
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:00,319
-You just swallow this pill.
439
00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:02,121
You're instantly impregnated
440
00:17:02,123 --> 00:17:04,589
With the sperm
of anonymous donor
441
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,725
Sir rod stewart.
442
00:17:06,727 --> 00:17:09,728
You'll make
a great vessel, annie.
443
00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:12,798
-Wow. I've never felt
this cared for.
444
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,334
-Take the pill,
and you can feel that way
445
00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:17,402
For nine more months.
446
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,270
-Annie, don't do it!
447
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,673
Teen pregnancy isn't all
baby footprint tattoos,
448
00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:23,675
Reality shows,
and murder trials.
449
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:26,277
It has a human cost.
-Leave me alone!
450
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,413
Mrs. Clomid knows
what's best for me.
451
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,216
She made me hot cocoa --
with sprinkles!
452
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,551
-Damn, she's good.
453
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,285
I should have been
the beverage equivalent
454
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,821
Of the world's best hot cocoa.
455
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:38,690
But life filled your "mom" mug
with an undead can
456
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:39,891
Of flat malt liquor.
457
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,093
I want to do better.
458
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:45,230
♪♪
459
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,499
-Annie's in our care now.
460
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:51,570
Inseminees aren't allowed
to leave the premises.
461
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:55,640
Trophy, please say
your goodbyes.
462
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,509
-I'm not leaving you
to be raised
463
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,978
By a well-meaning
old woman again!
464
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,713
-Why? You seem to prefer
465
00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:04,716
Vapid-hot dog-criminal time
to mother-daughter time.
466
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:06,852
-You're right.
I don't deserve a smart,
467
00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,520
Responsible daughter like you.
468
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:11,523
But this is my second chance --
and yours, too.
469
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,792
You should have some
carefree fun for a change,
470
00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:17,128
And I should embrace tedium
and misery like a real adult.
471
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,665
Don't get pregnant till you're
actually ready to be a parent,
472
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,668
Because you'll be a great one.
473
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,669
Death powers.
474
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,337
-I think I've made
a big mistake.
475
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,273
-[ laughs ] "big mistake"
is my middle name.
476
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,875
Legally. Thanks, baba.
477
00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:31,210
-I wanna get out of here.
478
00:18:31,212 --> 00:18:32,677
-You got it.
479
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,347
Let's run away
together this time.
480
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,017
-Oh, you smell like gasoline
and popcorn.
481
00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:40,819
-It's the spray tan.
482
00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:44,823
♪♪
483
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:46,491
Hey, fertile freaks!
484
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,693
Help us sneak out of here,
I'll show you my knockers!
485
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,695
-I've got this.
Girls, I'm desperate.
486
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:53,032
I have an interview with harvard
in half an hour,
487
00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:54,499
And they won't let me leave.
488
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,301
If I miss it,
I'll have to go to vassar.
489
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,237
-Oh, my god, say no more.
490
00:18:58,239 --> 00:19:02,107
Sarah, operation safety school!
491
00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:04,776
♪♪
492
00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:06,978
-I just finished
my lil' po self-assessment,
493
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,914
And I think I have to
turn us both in.
494
00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:11,783
-You are a little snitch.
-The rules were clear.
495
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:14,385
You had to help the runaways,
and I had to supervise.
496
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,587
[ sirens wailing ]
we both failed.
497
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,389
Together.
[ crash! ]
498
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,658
-What are you doing here?
499
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,593
-Right after we left
the preggo dork mansion,
500
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:25,464
Eternitee was killed
by a wasabi brazil nut,
501
00:19:25,466 --> 00:19:27,198
Just like you predicted.
502
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,401
-Oh, my gosh.
She was allergic?
503
00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:31,002
-No, I threw it off
the overpass
504
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,137
And hit her in the skull.
505
00:19:32,139 --> 00:19:33,472
It was hilarious.
-[ laughs ]
506
00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:35,340
-But it made us realize
you were right, trophy.
507
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,142
-We went to the judge
to confess our crimes
508
00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:40,479
And he said, "due to budget
cuts, wanna be sexy cops?"
509
00:19:40,481 --> 00:19:43,548
Now we're sxpd. Duh.
510
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,751
-That means I did
scare you straight.
511
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:50,021
Well, except for eternitee.
-Yep, you're officially free.
512
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,356
-Then, why are you here?
513
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,758
-We have an arrest warrant
for you, annie.
514
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,894
Says you're harboring
a stolen fetus.
515
00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:57,762
-You leave annie alone,
516
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,898
Or I'll send out the beetles
to cover your feet
517
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,167
So it looks like
you're wearing sensible shoes.
518
00:20:02,169 --> 00:20:03,768
-A slip-on clog mule?!
519
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,705
Guh, we'll be kicked off
the sxpd force!
520
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,573
-I guess we could
tell them annie died.
521
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,709
-From a wasabi brazil nut!
522
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,844
Those deaths tend
to happen in pairs.
523
00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,179
Bye-bye.
524
00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:15,514
-Get shower, pete.
525
00:20:15,516 --> 00:20:17,316
Now you need to marry trophy.
526
00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:19,384
-I'm still married
to the cuddlefishes.
527
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,520
For at least a few more hours.
528
00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:24,656
-Married?
You sell a super deluxe?
529
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,258
-Let's just put that funeral
behind us, shall we?
530
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,593
Anyone feeling hungry?
531
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,596
We could cook a family-style.
-Maybe tomorrow.
532
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,598
Tonight, we deserve
a special treat!
533
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,134
-I already had my special treat.
534
00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:40,005
It was learning
I don't deserve happiness.
535
00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:41,540
-Ummm, baba.
536
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:43,074
I have to tell you something.
537
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:46,077
Long story, but I'm pregnant.
-[ slurping ]
538
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:50,549
-Don't worry, I "bought" you
a morning-after hot dog.
539
00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:52,951
-You did?
-I think I'm
really getting the hang
540
00:20:52,953 --> 00:20:55,754
Of this mother/daughter thing.
541
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:57,889
-Sorry, little
sir roderick stewart.
542
00:20:57,891 --> 00:21:01,292
-And if no work,
I have secret family recipe.
543
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,262
Only fail me one time.
544
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,534
Biggest mistake of my life.
545
00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:12,637
-♪ this is the morning after ♪
546
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:16,375
♪ the house is such a disaster ♪
547
00:21:16,377 --> 00:21:18,643
♪ but there's someone ♪
548
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,712
♪ outside ♪
549
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:23,448
♪ that caught my eye ♪
550
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,450
♪ it's the dead girl
in the pool ♪
551
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,386
♪ it's the dead girl in
the pool ♪
552
00:21:27,388 --> 00:21:29,320
♪ it's the dead girl
in the pool ♪
553
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,290
♪ I don't know what do ♪