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Ring ]
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-It's your dm in the am.
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The lumberjack
to your morning wood.
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It's fort gator's own succotash
and the mer in the morning!
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-And today,
we're coming to you live
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From the oldest sinkhole
in fort gator.
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-Ooh, I bet they about to do
goof of the day prank live!
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Remember when they told
dying man he was approved
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For heart transplant?
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-Classic succotash & mer!
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-[ bleats ]
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-Take joke, goat.
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Goofs are what so great
about america.
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[ cheering ]
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-Hey, the mer, you know
what that sound means?
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It's the goof of the day!
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-Wh-what's happening? Oh, no!
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We're coming to you
live from fort gator's
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Newest sink hole!
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-The mer! Watch out!
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-[ screaming ]
-the mer!
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-Succotaaa --
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-If the mer dead,
please to god, kill me too.
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-Listeners, I'm afraid the mer
is sidekick to jesus now.
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[ awooga sound effect ]
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-Awooga, indeed, dear friend.
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Awooga.
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I can't possibly
go on without her.
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I guess you should all go home,
unless there's a woman out there
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Who'd like to join me
for the goof of the day.
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[ "woohoo" sound effect ]
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-Poor succotash.
He's so sad without sidekick.
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[ gasps ]
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Baba fix.
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Hey, you got baba on the mic,
ready to make you hoot
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As we find the most astute route
for your morning commute
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With traffic on the ones!
[ honking sound effect ]
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-Weather on the what?
[ splash sound effect ]
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-Hey, fort gatorlings.
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When one woman
falls down a pit,
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Another will rise
to rectify it.
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Let's hear it for
my new sidekick,
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-The baba!
[ purrs ]
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-Wake up, fort gator!
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[ baby crying ]
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-♪ I'm not as crazy
as I used to be ♪
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♪ some of my devils
up and left me free ♪
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♪ to find a quiet space
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♪ I'm not as out of place
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♪ and I'm coming home again
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♪ it's been too long a time
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♪ gettin' back what's mine
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♪ and I can't remember why
I went away ♪
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♪ but it's lookin'
now like maybe ♪
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♪ I can stay
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Is that any good?
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♪♪
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[ ding ]
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-Oh, my sleepover kit
just got delivered!
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-Why are you wasting
your money on that hooey?
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I can help you with your party,
annie!
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I'm not just your uncle.
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I'm also your funcle.
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-Thanks, uncle pete,
but I need a sure thing.
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When it comes to
teen girl sleepovers,
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Middle-aged men usually
aren't the secret weapon.
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[ chime ]
-delivery update.
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Trophy fantasy, your package
is 10 stops away.
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-Yes!
My cakemakers are nearly here.
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-You're gonna bake a cake?
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This is gonna be
the best sleepover ever!
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-They're butt enhancement
leggings, annie.
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Get a grip.
-Oh.
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[ chime ]
-delivery update.
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-Ahh! What the hell?
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The delivery truck was so close
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And now it's moving
in the opposite direction?
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That's it!
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I'm taking my butt
into my own hands.
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I'm gonna hunt down
this package myself!
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This can't be right.
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All that's here is
a giant sinkhole.
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Dammit!
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My leggings better
not be ruined.
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Nobody likes wet cakes.
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♪♪
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[ grunts ]
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Damn it!
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It's like no one wants
to work anymore.
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-Driver bioprint required
to open cargo door.
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No pulse detected.
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-Ugh. Jeez, la touche.
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God's will?
Butt enhancing leggings?
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Death powers! Yow!
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-[ screaming, gurgling ]
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-Yes!
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My butt aches to be caked!
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-[ groans ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Ooh, it also includes
a latin-english dictionary.
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-Cool!
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Should I get into my jammies now
or wait til snuggle hour?
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That's 6:00 pm.
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-Oh, sorry.
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The small print says
no uncles allowed.
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-Lemme see.
-No!
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-Oh, wow.
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You know who'd look great
in those?
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Baba.
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-Pete, you're supposed to
respond to my butt.
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It's a reaction video. Here.
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Zoom in on the cakes,
then drop the phone
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Like you 're overwhelmed
with horniness.
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I'm gonna caption it,
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"wife looks so good,
husband ruins phone!"
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-Oh, can I pitch some titles?
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I was thinking we lead
with the chef's kiss emoji.
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-Annie, get out of the shot!
-Fine.
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But don't expect my help
with imovie.
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-Ooh.
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-[ howling ]
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-Ahh!
-Pete, I think the scream
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Should be more sexual
and less terrified.
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Like... "owwurrrlllf."
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-There's a man out there
ogling you!
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-Let me see that.
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Ohhh. This is perfect.
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We get it, you're horny.
Pipe down!
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-Actually, it sounds like
he's in pain.
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I think he's injured.
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-Wait a minute.
That's the dead delivery guy
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I resurrected
to get my cakemakers.
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-[ gasping ]
-what?
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It's not like I killed him.
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I just left him for dead
in a watery grave.
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-[ moaning ]
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-Mom, you can't just give life
to people then abandon them.
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They could become
serial killers.
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Or 15-year-old virgins
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Who don't know how
to throw a sleepover.
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Excuse me?
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-[ moaning ]
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-Easy there, mister.
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It looks like you're stuck.
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-[ whimpering ]
-let me help you, okay?
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Oh, no. You're bleeding.
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I'm not gonna hurt you.
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My name's annie.
-Ann-nee.
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F-fraaank.
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-Come inside and I'll get you
cleaned up.
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♪♪
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-Where'd you learn how
to french braid like this?
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Did you used to be a hairstylist
and a delivery man?
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-Frank not remember.
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Pancake pretty as annie.
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-Ooh. Oh, frank.
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It's like looking into
a buttery mirror.
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-We're viral!
Look at this dm from cakemakers!
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If I post one more
top 10 timesuc video,
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I get to be a brand ambassador!
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-As a director,
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I'm just glad my work
is finally finding an audience.
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-Hey, what's he
still doing here?
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I brought you back
from the dead.
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I made you a viral video star.
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What more do you want?
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Annie, you said
you'd get rid of him.
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-Seriously, annie, you better
get him out of here
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Before baba gets back
from the radio station.
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You know her policy about strays
and reanimated corpses.
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-I guess he does need
to get home.
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It's just, we're having
so much fun.
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-Ooh, pete, get a video of me
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Twerking next to annie
having a moral quandary.
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Unh, unh, unh.
-Oh, yeah!
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-Look, frank's gotta go.
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Want me to drop him off
at the railroad tracks?
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-The grocery store has
a lost and found.
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That's where I leave
all our unclaimed corpses.
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-I could just drop him off there
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When I pick up food
for the party.
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He's just the right amount
of not-a-person that
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That doesn't feel
too messed up to do.
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-Ooh.
-Aww.
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-Quit stalking me!
I've got a brilliant idea.
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"pov: You're in a casket
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And my cakes
bring you back to life."
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Ehh?
-Rear-end resurrection!
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Yes! Art!
-Right?
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-Check dis out.
-Ahh!
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-It's time for succotash and...
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-The baba, baby!
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[ dog barking sound effect ]
-backdoor secrets.
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-Fort gator, you got
a steamy secret
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You need to get off your chest?
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Call now.
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Jessica, you're on the line.
Unleash the stank.
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-[ bleats ]
-[ fart sound effect ]
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-Okay, well, um, I had sex
with a cardboard cutout
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Of saddam hussein
and put the video online.
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It only got 12 likes!
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-You focus on wrong thing.
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Before other can like
your video,
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You must like your video.
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-The baba is on point!
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And alfredo,
what are you hiding?
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-Hey, the baba. I love you.
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My secret is...
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I told my husband
I'm having an affair
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With the mascot
from the roller rink,
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But actually, I am the mascot
from the roller rink.
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-What?
How could you do this to me?
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-I feel like I'm drowning!
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-Shame natural part of life,
fredo.
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Channel it into
mascot performance.
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-Okay, next we have...
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Mystery caller?
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Baba appreciate anonymity.
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-You're the one with
the secret, baba.
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-[ gasps ] what you mean?
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I am good woman with only
slight tax evasion issues.
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-Long ago,
you did something awful.
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I know all the sordid details.
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Soon, everyone else will too.
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[ "uh-oh" sound effect ]
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-Why you look at me like this?
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Baba have nothing to hide.
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-We believe you, and women.
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[ cheering sound effect ]
right, listeners?
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You've got nothing
to worry about,
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If your past is squeaky clean.
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-Baba have nothing to hide!
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Callers
not supposed to harass host.
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Should be other way around, no?
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[ meowing sound effect ]
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[ "come on" sound effect ]
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-Coming up next, we've got
the man who turned going viral
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When a rat fell on his head
at a buffalo wild wings
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Into a successful run
for congress.
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[ airhorn sound effect ]
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-Sleepover kit says you gotta
have pigs in a blanket
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And big bowls of junk food.
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Is this a sleepover
or the super bowl?
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-[ laughing ]
-you got that?
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-Annie make joke!
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Ooh, picture with annie?
Can we?
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Picture?
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-That's weird. It's September.
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But, sure.
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You have to promise to keep
your clothes on, though,
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Or I won't be
able to afford soda.
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-Say "bail money."
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-Male bunny!
-Bail money!
255
00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:38,176
-Frank, annie.
256
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,579
Best friends.
257
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:44,249
♪♪
258
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,850
[ whimpers ]
-I'm sorry, frank.
259
00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,652
I really wish I could keep you,
260
00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,521
But you must have people
who miss you somewhere.
261
00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:53,458
Plus my sleepover tonight really
needs to stick the landing.
262
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,060
-If you'd like one last dance
with your corpse,
263
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,329
Now's the time.
264
00:09:57,331 --> 00:10:01,066
Unfortunately, we no longer
provide music.
265
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,268
-Well, I guess this is goodbye.
266
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,871
-Thank annie for help frank.
267
00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:08,407
Goodbye.
268
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:15,079
Annie, frank, best friends.
269
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:18,350
Annie, I never forget you.
270
00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:20,218
Wait, who's annie?
271
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,886
-Ohh...
-It's only two more bucks.
272
00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:24,423
I'm trying to get my cousin
out of jail!
273
00:10:24,425 --> 00:10:26,090
-C'mon, frank.
274
00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,960
I can't leave you with all
these scarves and corpses.
275
00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:29,962
Maybe you can stay
with me forever.
276
00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:34,232
-Frank not lost.
Annie found frank.
277
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,968
[ laughs ]
278
00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:38,237
[ both laugh ]
279
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,775
♪♪
280
00:10:42,777 --> 00:10:46,244
-You're sure this is legal?
-Oh, yeah.
281
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,780
You should see the releases baba
282
00:10:47,782 --> 00:10:50,582
Gets these
grieving families to sign.
283
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,117
You don't become
the state's leading
284
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:55,253
"law and order" corpse provider
by being transparent.
285
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,656
-I copy. Walk me through
your vision again.
286
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,257
[ phone buzzes ]
287
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,859
-They can take something down
for copyright infringement
288
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,127
Even if you just
fart the tune?
289
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:06,731
We worked so hard on that one.
-Well, they can't all be hits.
290
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,401
♪♪
291
00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:12,604
-Sorry, I think it'd be too hard
to explain you to my friends.
292
00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:15,407
You have to stay
in here tonight.
293
00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:16,941
-Hello!
-Annie?
294
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,077
You up there, annie?
-Oh! Gotta go. Wish me luck!
295
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:23,015
-Hey, annie.
-Welcome to my slumber party!
296
00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:25,818
We're gonna go heavy on the
party and light on the slumber.
297
00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:27,486
Now, I know what you're
all wondering.
298
00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:30,088
How can annie top last year's
room temperature bean dip
299
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,557
And a dvd of "scream"
that kept skipping?
300
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,758
Well...
301
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,893
-Hope it's not
pigs in a blanket.
302
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,295
-Yuck, I hate
piggies in a blanket.
303
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,232
-I'm vegan, so for me,
it's just blankets.
304
00:11:40,234 --> 00:11:42,234
-Um...
305
00:11:42,236 --> 00:11:44,969
There's also sheet cake.
306
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,304
-That cake is triggering me.
307
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,973
-Maybe we should
go to the skate park?
308
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,109
It's open a few more hours.
-Okay.
309
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,712
Didn't think it'd have to bring
the big guns out this early,
310
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,980
But here we are.
311
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,982
[ screaming ]
-hi, kweens!
312
00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:01,920
It's your digital party leader
and new bff, mindy!
313
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,455
Are you ready to take
this sleepover
314
00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:06,324
To the next level, bitches?
315
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,860
-Uh, possibly?
316
00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:09,794
-Who wants to get jacked up
on red bull
317
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,531
And find out whether or not
we've masturbated yet?
318
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:16,801
We're staying up all night!
Girl power!
319
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,203
-Why is she so big?
320
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:21,273
-Who wants to make fun
of my legs?
321
00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:23,007
#squadgoals!
322
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,210
-I'm scared.
-[ laughs ]
323
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,812
Now change into your
skimpiest pajamas
324
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:31,816
And get ready to share your
deepest, darkest sex crushes...
325
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,485
Or else!
-Okay.
326
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:36,288
-Who runs the world? Girls!
327
00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,490
-Why does her nipple
keep slipping out?
328
00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,158
-[ laughs ]
329
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,894
-[ screaming ]
-sorry, annie.
330
00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:43,962
-I found this in the sequin
duffel bag she came in.
331
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,498
She gave me serious ptsd
from that one time
332
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,900
I shopped at sephora.
333
00:12:47,902 --> 00:12:49,301
I think I better go home.
334
00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:54,306
-You really don't need
to try so hard, annie.
335
00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:56,108
-Thanks anyway.
336
00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,642
-[ sighs ] I guess mom's right.
337
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,979
I really am just
a two-hour hang.
338
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,781
-[ screaming ]
339
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:06,785
-Not go!
-[ screaming ]
340
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:10,589
-Who ready to sing karaoke?
341
00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:13,525
-It's okay, frank!
Let them go.
342
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:16,729
They'll have more fun screaming
as they flee than staying here.
343
00:13:16,731 --> 00:13:19,063
-But we could make
friendship bracelets.
344
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:22,601
Or trash-talk friends
who not here.
345
00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:24,536
-Annie, who is he?
346
00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:27,205
-Frank's one of
the sinkhole victims.
347
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,673
-Oh, rare!
348
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,076
I don't know anyone at school
who's got one of those yet.
349
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,878
-Cool hat.
-Oh, dang.
350
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,014
-Wait a minute.
Check frank out.
351
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:39,484
Mindy, turn on radio!
352
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,086
-Impressive.
353
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,756
Something about him is...
354
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:45,557
Lowering my anxiety.
355
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,359
-Where'd you find him again?
356
00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:48,893
-He was stuck in my fence.
357
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,229
-Who ready to make
homemade tie-dye
358
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,898
Then look closely
at personal carbon footprint
359
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,301
And do sound bath?
360
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,836
-I've got to hand it to you,
361
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,572
Frank is way too cool
to be our friend.
362
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,975
-I'm obsessed.
-I would die for frank.
363
00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:06,779
-I would kill and die
for frank!
364
00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:08,981
♪♪
365
00:14:08,983 --> 00:14:11,383
How mystery caller know
about baba secret?
366
00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:14,719
Goat, you only one who know
baba's forbidden shame.
367
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,721
Are you mystery caller?
368
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,323
-[ bleats ]
-good. Good.
369
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,258
Okay. Okay.
Baba not proud of past.
370
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,795
Baba did what anyone would do,
right?
371
00:14:22,797 --> 00:14:24,463
Everyone have dirty secret.
372
00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:28,533
That is why no one make proper
eye contact, everyone know this.
373
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,402
Baba's secrets live in baba!
374
00:14:30,404 --> 00:14:32,004
Die with baba!
375
00:14:32,006 --> 00:14:33,872
Come here, goat. Eat secrets.
376
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:37,275
Baba need hug.
-[ bleats ]
377
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,143
-Frank make slime!
378
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,946
You want sparkle unicorn
or italian?
379
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,549
-How 'bout
crunchy rainbow koala?
380
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,019
-You got it, javi.
-Annie? A word?
381
00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:48,753
-I know I was supposed to
get rid of him,
382
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,756
But now I'm having the best
sleepover ever, thanks to frank.
383
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,358
Please don't ruin it.
-Well...
384
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,495
There's a trending video I think
you're gonna want to see.
385
00:14:56,497 --> 00:14:59,898
-I get it, the leggings make
mom's butt look bigger.
386
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,566
-Sorry, annie.
-Oh.
387
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,502
-He's a delivery man,
breakdancer,
388
00:15:03,504 --> 00:15:07,439
Pancake youtuber,
and hobby tie-dye enthusiast.
389
00:15:07,441 --> 00:15:09,641
If you have any information
about my husband,
390
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:12,377
Please contact
the authorities immediately.
391
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,447
-All our pancakes look like
blobs without you, papa.
392
00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:18,316
-And mom can't french braid
for shit!
393
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,854
-If you're watching this, daddy,
we haven't given up hope.
394
00:15:21,856 --> 00:15:23,188
Well, kristen has,
395
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,190
But she hides
behind her negativity
396
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,192
To stop herself from feeling.
397
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,727
-Please come home, frank.
398
00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:30,929
We love you.
399
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,130
[ all crying ]
400
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,867
-[ sighs ] okay.
I'll take him home.
401
00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:36,535
First thing tomorrow morning.
402
00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:37,802
[ laughter ]
403
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,672
-Frank, could I talk to you
alone for a second?
404
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:43,141
-What wrong, annie?
-Mm-hmm!
405
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,211
I told you annie
has a crush on frank.
406
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,679
-Frank flattered, annie,
407
00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:50,082
But frank think of you
more as friend.
408
00:15:50,084 --> 00:15:52,885
-No, frank.
I need to tell you something.
409
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:54,753
Something about
when you were alive.
410
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:57,890
-Frank a-alive?
411
00:15:57,892 --> 00:16:00,158
-What if I have
a crush on frank?
412
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,626
-Eww, dude.
413
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:05,097
-Hey, guys, I actually had
a really fun idea.
414
00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:07,832
How about instead of going
to bed here, you all
415
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,968
Go home and sleep
in your own beds?
416
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,237
Huh? Huh?
-Yeah, okay.
417
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,639
A no-sleep sleepover.
418
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,909
-Great idea, annie.
419
00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:19,444
-Annie sad?
420
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,247
-I can't believe no one's
liking our videos.
421
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,848
I guess I'll have to
keep posting
422
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:27,720
Vapid, materialistic content
purely for the love of the art.
423
00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:30,055
-I believe it was chris nolan
who once said,
424
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,656
"films are not worth making,
425
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,592
'cause no one
watches them anymore."
426
00:16:33,594 --> 00:16:35,728
-You know my dentist,
dr. Chris nolan.
427
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,262
He's a real film buff.
428
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,997
-Uncle pete,
could you give us a ride?
429
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,933
Time to take
frank home to his family.
430
00:16:40,935 --> 00:16:42,200
-But, but, but --
431
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,536
Annie frank family.
432
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,073
-Wait a minute. Family reunion,
the supernatural,
433
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,276
True crimes, derrieres!
434
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,412
Trophy, a video
of frank's return
435
00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:57,950
Will be the holy grail
of things internet people like!
436
00:16:57,952 --> 00:16:59,952
-Oh my god, you're right!
437
00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:03,288
Do they give out pulitzers for
hidden camera reaction videos?
438
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:06,091
-No, but that is
an oscars category now.
439
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:09,294
-Yes, yes, yes, yes!
[ laughs ]
440
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,563
♪♪
441
00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:14,699
-Yo, fort gator, we're back
with succotash and the baba.
442
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,570
The only radio show guaranteed
to make your aunt climax!
443
00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,105
[ monkey sound effect ]
444
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,573
[ burp sound effect ]
445
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:23,842
-Hello, caller. You on air.
What you want from me?
446
00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:26,178
-Huge fan, baba. I'm darius.
447
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:29,113
My dilemma is that
I'm always thirsty.
448
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,915
What should I do?
-Phew. Okay.
449
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:34,787
Sex addiction actually stem from
deep unmet need for intimacy.
450
00:17:34,789 --> 00:17:36,721
-No, I mean literally thirsty.
451
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,391
-Oh, okay.
Have blood test for diabetes.
452
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,593
-Wow, that's exactly
what the doctor
453
00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:43,528
I'm seeing right now said.
454
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,529
Alright, egghead!
455
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,598
Turns out you were right
for once!
456
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,334
-Podcasters and shock jocks
really are the best places
457
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,003
To get your medical advice.
458
00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:53,071
-Next caller?
-Mystery caller.
459
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,673
-Would this be the same
mystery caller
460
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:57,275
Who's specifically trying
to ruin the baba's career?
461
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,811
What's up? How you livin?
462
00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:02,080
-Your new sidekick's been
living a lie for decades.
463
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:05,750
If she won't tell you
what she did, I will.
464
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,953
-Well, baba, I think it's time
for you to spill the tea.
465
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,689
This spilled tea moment
is brought to you
466
00:18:10,691 --> 00:18:15,027
By grendel's spilled tea, now
available in peach chamomile.
467
00:18:15,029 --> 00:18:18,030
-Fine! [ exhales deeply ]
you win!
468
00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:20,165
In old country,
I was star gymnast.
469
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:23,368
-Okay? That is thing one.
470
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,637
I very good at twirly ribbon,
471
00:18:25,639 --> 00:18:29,241
So my country send me
to moscow to compete.
472
00:18:29,243 --> 00:18:33,578
-Quit humble-bragging
and confess your sins!
473
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,847
-But I not alone.
474
00:18:34,849 --> 00:18:38,116
My best friend there too.
475
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,451
I very good,
476
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:43,588
But nadiya, she make judges
weep with her greatness.
477
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,724
In first round,
nerves take hold of me
478
00:18:45,726 --> 00:18:48,861
And .2 of point from perfect,
which in old country,
479
00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:51,930
Is considered equivalent of
being absolute garbage person.
480
00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:53,331
[ gasping ]
481
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,600
If win,
you get extra food ration.
482
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,736
But if not, you have fate
worse than death --
483
00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,338
Forced marriage to mid-level
government official
484
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,075
Chosen for being
especially codependant.
485
00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:04,609
Baba no want to marry.
486
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:08,012
Baba very single and had
not gotten enough mingle.
487
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,948
So baba take action.
488
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:12,284
-Uh-huh, marriage isn't
for everyone.
489
00:19:12,286 --> 00:19:14,953
Get to the shameful part, baba!
490
00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:16,955
-I --
-say it!
491
00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:19,023
-I cheat my way to gold medal!
492
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,625
Poor nadiya had to marry
493
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:24,296
Minister of
wheelbarrow transportation.
494
00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:27,365
I overcome with guilt,
so I flee to america.
495
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,168
Luckily, airline
not charge extra fee
496
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,303
For shame I carry on.
497
00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:33,572
I never tell nadiya I cheat,
498
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:36,308
But I send her nice card
for wedding.
499
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,643
It had tiny bear on it.
500
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:39,844
-My brilliant friend.
501
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,115
Feed him hot dogs and
teach him to love baseball.
502
00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:46,785
You be the success
I will never be.
503
00:19:46,787 --> 00:19:48,453
-[ bleats ]
-in a way,
504
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,189
You stole your best friend's
life and goat from her.
505
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,926
-I just wish she could have
seen this country.
506
00:19:53,928 --> 00:19:59,598
She would have loved truck nuts
and very berry flavor.
507
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,133
-Come on.
508
00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:04,737
Didn't you ever poop your
pants in public or something?
509
00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:06,738
-I think she's had enough, mc.
510
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,941
-I guess now, since I am cancel,
511
00:20:08,943 --> 00:20:11,610
I share my real thoughts
on obama --
512
00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:12,811
-Nope, don't say anything.
513
00:20:12,813 --> 00:20:14,079
Because you're --
514
00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:16,148
The goof of the day!
515
00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:19,083
-Goof of the day!
-[ laughs ]
516
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,086
-So this was...
517
00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:22,354
Prank?
-That's right.
518
00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:23,688
Since starting couples therapy,
519
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,690
I thought I'd try
a different kind of goof.
520
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,026
Mystery caller
is actually my wife.
521
00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:30,562
Goofing has really
spiced up our marriage.
522
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,697
-Great job, honey!
523
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:37,369
-Baba trauma made into a goof?
-Mm-hmm!
524
00:20:37,371 --> 00:20:38,971
-Wait minute, wait minute.
525
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:43,708
Is the mer part of goof too?
Yeah! Is she still alive?
526
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,111
-No, baba, I watched the mer die
with my own eyes.
527
00:20:46,113 --> 00:20:47,379
Succotash couldn't save her.
528
00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:49,047
Do I still get to be co-host?
-No.
529
00:20:49,049 --> 00:20:51,249
That was also part of the goof.
530
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,653
-How about free station mug?
-Nope!
531
00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:56,921
♪♪
532
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,857
-[ whimpers ]
-it's okay.
533
00:20:58,859 --> 00:21:00,392
Just ring the bell.
534
00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:02,327
You're home, frank.
535
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,862
-Daddy!
-Daddy!
536
00:21:03,864 --> 00:21:05,330
-Can you make pancakes?
537
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,732
-Frank,
these are your daughters.
538
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,934
This is your real family.
539
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,070
-My girls!
540
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:13,205
-What in the --
541
00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:15,607
Oh my god, frank?
542
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:19,077
-Frank happy!
543
00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:20,545
-Are you getting this?
544
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:24,216
-Her cakes are taking up
most of the shot, but yes!
545
00:21:24,218 --> 00:21:26,485
-Oh, frank,
we missed you so much!
546
00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:28,753
-[ clears throat ]
-except kristen.
547
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,155
But without you here,
548
00:21:30,157 --> 00:21:33,358
Little frankie had
to cancel her sleepover.
549
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,694
-I knew they wouldn't be
the same without you, daddy.
550
00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:39,097
-Don't I know it.
551
00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:40,699
-Annie.
552
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:42,367
Fa-ma-lee.
553
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,170
Fa-ma-lee.
-Aww!
554
00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:46,705
Mrs. Frank, your husband
555
00:21:46,707 --> 00:21:50,242
Was in a terrible accident
and technically died.
556
00:21:50,244 --> 00:21:52,044
Just try to keep him
well-lotioned.
557
00:21:52,046 --> 00:21:54,646
It helps with the decomposition.
558
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:57,850
-This is my masterpiece.
-Ohh.
559
00:21:57,852 --> 00:22:00,252
Should I put my badonk
in there somewhere?
560
00:22:00,254 --> 00:22:01,786
-Yeah, yeah.
Get that butt in there.
561
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:06,791
♪♪
562
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,127
-♪ what's your take on
cassavetes? ♪
563
00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:11,796
♪ what's your take on
cassavetes? ♪
564
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,266
♪ what's your take on
cassavetes? ♪
565
00:22:14,268 --> 00:22:17,001
♪ what's your take on
cassavetes? ♪
566
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,804
-♪ alcoholic
-♪ but inspired
567
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:22,407
-♪ alcoholic
-♪ but inspired
568
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,143
-♪ alcoholic