1 00:00:00,201 --> 00:00:01,066 Ring ] 2 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:02,334 -It's your dm in the am. 3 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:04,202 The lumberjack to your morning wood. 4 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:07,405 It's fort gator's own succotash and the mer in the morning! 5 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:09,608 -And today, we're coming to you live 6 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:12,811 From the oldest sinkhole in fort gator. 7 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,948 -Ooh, I bet they about to do goof of the day prank live! 8 00:00:15,950 --> 00:00:18,350 Remember when they told dying man he was approved 9 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,018 For heart transplant? 10 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,020 -Classic succotash & mer! 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,221 -[ bleats ] 12 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,623 -Take joke, goat. 13 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,959 Goofs are what so great about america. 14 00:00:26,961 --> 00:00:28,426 [ cheering ] 15 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:30,963 -Hey, the mer, you know what that sound means? 16 00:00:30,965 --> 00:00:33,031 It's the goof of the day! 17 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,767 -Wh-what's happening? Oh, no! 18 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:37,035 We're coming to you live from fort gator's 19 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,837 Newest sink hole! 20 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,505 -The mer! Watch out! 21 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:42,106 -[ screaming ] -the mer! 22 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:44,843 -Succotaaa -- 23 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:49,514 -If the mer dead, please to god, kill me too. 24 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:53,051 -Listeners, I'm afraid the mer is sidekick to jesus now. 25 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,186 [ awooga sound effect ] 26 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,855 -Awooga, indeed, dear friend. 27 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,190 Awooga. 28 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,992 I can't possibly go on without her. 29 00:00:59,994 --> 00:01:02,995 I guess you should all go home, unless there's a woman out there 30 00:01:02,997 --> 00:01:06,531 Who'd like to join me for the goof of the day. 31 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:07,866 [ "woohoo" sound effect ] 32 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:10,735 -Poor succotash. He's so sad without sidekick. 33 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:11,870 [ gasps ] 34 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:14,006 Baba fix. 35 00:01:14,008 --> 00:01:17,542 Hey, you got baba on the mic, ready to make you hoot 36 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:20,412 As we find the most astute route for your morning commute 37 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,547 With traffic on the ones! [ honking sound effect ] 38 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:24,416 -Weather on the what? [ splash sound effect ] 39 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,684 -Hey, fort gatorlings. 40 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,219 When one woman falls down a pit, 41 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,354 Another will rise to rectify it. 42 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:31,223 Let's hear it for my new sidekick, 43 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,958 -The baba! [ purrs ] 44 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,561 -Wake up, fort gator! 45 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:38,430 [ baby crying ] 46 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:43,035 -♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪ 47 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:46,171 ♪ some of my devils up and left me free ♪ 48 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:48,373 ♪ to find a quiet space 49 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,108 ♪ I'm not as out of place 50 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,778 ♪ and I'm coming home again 51 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,848 ♪ it's been too long a time 52 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:58,450 ♪ gettin' back what's mine 53 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:02,987 ♪ and I can't remember why I went away ♪ 54 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:06,258 ♪ but it's lookin' now like maybe ♪ 55 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,193 ♪ I can stay 56 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:10,128 Is that any good? 57 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,997 ♪♪ 58 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:14,132 [ ding ] 59 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,000 -Oh, my sleepover kit just got delivered! 60 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:19,404 -Why are you wasting your money on that hooey? 61 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,406 I can help you with your party, annie! 62 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,341 I'm not just your uncle. 63 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:25,678 I'm also your funcle. 64 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,213 -Thanks, uncle pete, but I need a sure thing. 65 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,682 When it comes to teen girl sleepovers, 66 00:02:29,684 --> 00:02:32,350 Middle-aged men usually aren't the secret weapon. 67 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:33,886 [ chime ] -delivery update. 68 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:36,555 Trophy fantasy, your package is 10 stops away. 69 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,357 -Yes! My cakemakers are nearly here. 70 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:40,825 -You're gonna bake a cake? 71 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,695 This is gonna be the best sleepover ever! 72 00:02:42,697 --> 00:02:44,162 -They're butt enhancement leggings, annie. 73 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,497 Get a grip. -Oh. 74 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,899 [ chime ] -delivery update. 75 00:02:46,901 --> 00:02:49,101 -Ahh! What the hell? 76 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:50,635 The delivery truck was so close 77 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,837 And now it's moving in the opposite direction? 78 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:53,972 That's it! 79 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,974 I'm taking my butt into my own hands. 80 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:59,712 I'm gonna hunt down this package myself! 81 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:01,980 This can't be right. 82 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:04,182 All that's here is a giant sinkhole. 83 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,450 Dammit! 84 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:07,719 My leggings better not be ruined. 85 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,054 Nobody likes wet cakes. 86 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:16,528 ♪♪ 87 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,330 [ grunts ] 88 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,731 Damn it! 89 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:23,067 It's like no one wants to work anymore. 90 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:26,471 -Driver bioprint required to open cargo door. 91 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:28,340 No pulse detected. 92 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,675 -Ugh. Jeez, la touche. 93 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,612 God's will? Butt enhancing leggings? 94 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:37,349 Death powers! Yow! 95 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:40,352 -[ screaming, gurgling ] 96 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:41,620 -Yes! 97 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:45,490 My butt aches to be caked! 98 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:48,026 -[ groans ] 99 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:53,031 ♪♪ 100 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,767 ♪♪ 101 00:03:54,769 --> 00:03:56,901 -Ooh, it also includes a latin-english dictionary. 102 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,303 -Cool! 103 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:01,039 Should I get into my jammies now or wait til snuggle hour? 104 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,507 That's 6:00 pm. 105 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:03,908 -Oh, sorry. 106 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,645 The small print says no uncles allowed. 107 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,380 -Lemme see. -No! 108 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,782 -Oh, wow. 109 00:04:09,784 --> 00:04:12,184 You know who'd look great in those? 110 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:13,518 Baba. 111 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,320 -Pete, you're supposed to respond to my butt. 112 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:16,989 It's a reaction video. Here. 113 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:18,791 Zoom in on the cakes, then drop the phone 114 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:20,525 Like you 're overwhelmed with horniness. 115 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:21,860 I'm gonna caption it, 116 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,863 "wife looks so good, husband ruins phone!" 117 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,264 -Oh, can I pitch some titles? 118 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,468 I was thinking we lead with the chef's kiss emoji. 119 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,870 -Annie, get out of the shot! -Fine. 120 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,938 But don't expect my help with imovie. 121 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,207 -Ooh. 122 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:36,608 -[ howling ] 123 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,942 -Ahh! -Pete, I think the scream 124 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,412 Should be more sexual and less terrified. 125 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,881 Like... "owwurrrlllf." 126 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,949 -There's a man out there ogling you! 127 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,351 -Let me see that. 128 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:49,754 Ohhh. This is perfect. 129 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:52,156 We get it, you're horny. Pipe down! 130 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,693 -Actually, it sounds like he's in pain. 131 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,094 I think he's injured. 132 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,030 -Wait a minute. That's the dead delivery guy 133 00:04:58,032 --> 00:05:00,899 I resurrected to get my cakemakers. 134 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,300 -[ gasping ] -what? 135 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,902 It's not like I killed him. 136 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,505 I just left him for dead in a watery grave. 137 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,373 -[ moaning ] 138 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,776 -Mom, you can't just give life to people then abandon them. 139 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:13,712 They could become serial killers. 140 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,447 Or 15-year-old virgins 141 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:19,451 Who don't know how to throw a sleepover. 142 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,253 Excuse me? 143 00:05:21,255 --> 00:05:24,389 -[ moaning ] 144 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:25,790 -Easy there, mister. 145 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,125 It looks like you're stuck. 146 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,261 -[ whimpering ] -let me help you, okay? 147 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:31,396 Oh, no. You're bleeding. 148 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:33,065 I'm not gonna hurt you. 149 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:38,270 My name's annie. -Ann-nee. 150 00:05:38,272 --> 00:05:40,939 F-fraaank. 151 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:44,409 -Come inside and I'll get you cleaned up. 152 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:47,279 ♪♪ 153 00:05:47,281 --> 00:05:49,281 -Where'd you learn how to french braid like this? 154 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:52,817 Did you used to be a hairstylist and a delivery man? 155 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:56,488 -Frank not remember. 156 00:05:56,490 --> 00:06:00,092 Pancake pretty as annie. 157 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:02,026 -Ooh. Oh, frank. 158 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,896 It's like looking into a buttery mirror. 159 00:06:03,898 --> 00:06:06,899 -We're viral! Look at this dm from cakemakers! 160 00:06:06,901 --> 00:06:09,768 If I post one more top 10 timesuc video, 161 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:12,571 I get to be a brand ambassador! 162 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,106 -As a director, 163 00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:17,576 I'm just glad my work is finally finding an audience. 164 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,644 -Hey, what's he still doing here? 165 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:20,913 I brought you back from the dead. 166 00:06:20,915 --> 00:06:22,915 I made you a viral video star. 167 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:24,116 What more do you want? 168 00:06:24,118 --> 00:06:26,118 Annie, you said you'd get rid of him. 169 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,787 -Seriously, annie, you better get him out of here 170 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,389 Before baba gets back from the radio station. 171 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:34,593 You know her policy about strays and reanimated corpses. 172 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,528 -I guess he does need to get home. 173 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,797 It's just, we're having so much fun. 174 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:40,465 -Ooh, pete, get a video of me 175 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:43,668 Twerking next to annie having a moral quandary. 176 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,670 Unh, unh, unh. -Oh, yeah! 177 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,739 -Look, frank's gotta go. 178 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,674 Want me to drop him off at the railroad tracks? 179 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,276 -The grocery store has a lost and found. 180 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:53,678 That's where I leave all our unclaimed corpses. 181 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,013 -I could just drop him off there 182 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,415 When I pick up food for the party. 183 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,883 He's just the right amount of not-a-person that 184 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:01,353 That doesn't feel too messed up to do. 185 00:07:01,355 --> 00:07:02,821 -Ooh. -Aww. 186 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:06,224 -Quit stalking me! I've got a brilliant idea. 187 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:07,626 "pov: You're in a casket 188 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:11,163 And my cakes bring you back to life." 189 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:13,832 Ehh? -Rear-end resurrection! 190 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,968 Yes! Art! -Right? 191 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:20,439 -Check dis out. -Ahh! 192 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:22,775 -It's time for succotash and... 193 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:24,843 -The baba, baby! 194 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,911 [ dog barking sound effect ] -backdoor secrets. 195 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,781 -Fort gator, you got a steamy secret 196 00:07:28,783 --> 00:07:30,248 You need to get off your chest? 197 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,716 Call now. 198 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:34,787 Jessica, you're on the line. Unleash the stank. 199 00:07:34,789 --> 00:07:36,321 -[ bleats ] -[ fart sound effect ] 200 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:39,992 -Okay, well, um, I had sex with a cardboard cutout 201 00:07:39,994 --> 00:07:43,862 Of saddam hussein and put the video online. 202 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,864 It only got 12 likes! 203 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,666 -You focus on wrong thing. 204 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,868 Before other can like your video, 205 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,870 You must like your video. 206 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,806 -The baba is on point! 207 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:56,008 And alfredo, what are you hiding? 208 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:57,609 -Hey, the baba. I love you. 209 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,077 My secret is... 210 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,013 I told my husband I'm having an affair 211 00:08:01,015 --> 00:08:02,947 With the mascot from the roller rink, 212 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:05,350 But actually, I am the mascot from the roller rink. 213 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:08,753 -What? How could you do this to me? 214 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:11,223 -I feel like I'm drowning! 215 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:13,692 -Shame natural part of life, fredo. 216 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:16,361 Channel it into mascot performance. 217 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:17,896 -Okay, next we have... 218 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,231 Mystery caller? 219 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:21,166 Baba appreciate anonymity. 220 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:24,369 -You're the one with the secret, baba. 221 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:25,970 -[ gasps ] what you mean? 222 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:29,374 I am good woman with only slight tax evasion issues. 223 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:32,644 -Long ago, you did something awful. 224 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:35,848 I know all the sordid details. 225 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:39,651 Soon, everyone else will too. 226 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:40,985 [ "uh-oh" sound effect ] 227 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:42,921 -Why you look at me like this? 228 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,989 Baba have nothing to hide. 229 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,859 -We believe you, and women. 230 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:48,126 [ cheering sound effect ] right, listeners? 231 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,528 You've got nothing to worry about, 232 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,864 If your past is squeaky clean. 233 00:08:51,866 --> 00:08:53,932 -Baba have nothing to hide! 234 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,668 Callers not supposed to harass host. 235 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:57,736 Should be other way around, no? 236 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,271 [ meowing sound effect ] 237 00:08:59,273 --> 00:09:00,673 [ "come on" sound effect ] 238 00:09:00,675 --> 00:09:02,541 -Coming up next, we've got the man who turned going viral 239 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,342 When a rat fell on his head at a buffalo wild wings 240 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,611 Into a successful run for congress. 241 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,747 [ airhorn sound effect ] 242 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,084 -Sleepover kit says you gotta have pigs in a blanket 243 00:09:12,086 --> 00:09:13,485 And big bowls of junk food. 244 00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:16,821 Is this a sleepover or the super bowl? 245 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,557 -[ laughing ] -you got that? 246 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,493 -Annie make joke! 247 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:23,695 Ooh, picture with annie? Can we? 248 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,163 Picture? 249 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,565 -That's weird. It's September. 250 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,100 But, sure. 251 00:09:28,102 --> 00:09:30,034 You have to promise to keep your clothes on, though, 252 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,503 Or I won't be able to afford soda. 253 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:32,704 -Say "bail money." 254 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,774 -Male bunny! -Bail money! 255 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:38,176 -Frank, annie. 256 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,579 Best friends. 257 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:44,249 ♪♪ 258 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,850 [ whimpers ] -I'm sorry, frank. 259 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,652 I really wish I could keep you, 260 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,521 But you must have people who miss you somewhere. 261 00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:53,458 Plus my sleepover tonight really needs to stick the landing. 262 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,060 -If you'd like one last dance with your corpse, 263 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,329 Now's the time. 264 00:09:57,331 --> 00:10:01,066 Unfortunately, we no longer provide music. 265 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,268 -Well, I guess this is goodbye. 266 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,871 -Thank annie for help frank. 267 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:08,407 Goodbye. 268 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:15,079 Annie, frank, best friends. 269 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:18,350 Annie, I never forget you. 270 00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:20,218 Wait, who's annie? 271 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,886 -Ohh... -It's only two more bucks. 272 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:24,423 I'm trying to get my cousin out of jail! 273 00:10:24,425 --> 00:10:26,090 -C'mon, frank. 274 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,960 I can't leave you with all these scarves and corpses. 275 00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:29,962 Maybe you can stay with me forever. 276 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:34,232 -Frank not lost. Annie found frank. 277 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,968 [ laughs ] 278 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:38,237 [ both laugh ] 279 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,775 ♪♪ 280 00:10:42,777 --> 00:10:46,244 -You're sure this is legal? -Oh, yeah. 281 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,780 You should see the releases baba 282 00:10:47,782 --> 00:10:50,582 Gets these grieving families to sign. 283 00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,117 You don't become the state's leading 284 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:55,253 "law and order" corpse provider by being transparent. 285 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,656 -I copy. Walk me through your vision again. 286 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,257 [ phone buzzes ] 287 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,859 -They can take something down for copyright infringement 288 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,127 Even if you just fart the tune? 289 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:06,731 We worked so hard on that one. -Well, they can't all be hits. 290 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,401 ♪♪ 291 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:12,604 -Sorry, I think it'd be too hard to explain you to my friends. 292 00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:15,407 You have to stay in here tonight. 293 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:16,941 -Hello! -Annie? 294 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,077 You up there, annie? -Oh! Gotta go. Wish me luck! 295 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:23,015 -Hey, annie. -Welcome to my slumber party! 296 00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:25,818 We're gonna go heavy on the party and light on the slumber. 297 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:27,486 Now, I know what you're all wondering. 298 00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:30,088 How can annie top last year's room temperature bean dip 299 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,557 And a dvd of "scream" that kept skipping? 300 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,758 Well... 301 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,893 -Hope it's not pigs in a blanket. 302 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,295 -Yuck, I hate piggies in a blanket. 303 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,232 -I'm vegan, so for me, it's just blankets. 304 00:11:40,234 --> 00:11:42,234 -Um... 305 00:11:42,236 --> 00:11:44,969 There's also sheet cake. 306 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,304 -That cake is triggering me. 307 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,973 -Maybe we should go to the skate park? 308 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,109 It's open a few more hours. -Okay. 309 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,712 Didn't think it'd have to bring the big guns out this early, 310 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,980 But here we are. 311 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,982 [ screaming ] -hi, kweens! 312 00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:01,920 It's your digital party leader and new bff, mindy! 313 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,455 Are you ready to take this sleepover 314 00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:06,324 To the next level, bitches? 315 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,860 -Uh, possibly? 316 00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:09,794 -Who wants to get jacked up on red bull 317 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,531 And find out whether or not we've masturbated yet? 318 00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:16,801 We're staying up all night! Girl power! 319 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,203 -Why is she so big? 320 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:21,273 -Who wants to make fun of my legs? 321 00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:23,007 #squadgoals! 322 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,210 -I'm scared. -[ laughs ] 323 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,812 Now change into your skimpiest pajamas 324 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:31,816 And get ready to share your deepest, darkest sex crushes... 325 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,485 Or else! -Okay. 326 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:36,288 -Who runs the world? Girls! 327 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,490 -Why does her nipple keep slipping out? 328 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,158 -[ laughs ] 329 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,894 -[ screaming ] -sorry, annie. 330 00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:43,962 -I found this in the sequin duffel bag she came in. 331 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,498 She gave me serious ptsd from that one time 332 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,900 I shopped at sephora. 333 00:12:47,902 --> 00:12:49,301 I think I better go home. 334 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:54,306 -You really don't need to try so hard, annie. 335 00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:56,108 -Thanks anyway. 336 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,642 -[ sighs ] I guess mom's right. 337 00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,979 I really am just a two-hour hang. 338 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,781 -[ screaming ] 339 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:06,785 -Not go! -[ screaming ] 340 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:10,589 -Who ready to sing karaoke? 341 00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:13,525 -It's okay, frank! Let them go. 342 00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:16,729 They'll have more fun screaming as they flee than staying here. 343 00:13:16,731 --> 00:13:19,063 -But we could make friendship bracelets. 344 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:22,601 Or trash-talk friends who not here. 345 00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:24,536 -Annie, who is he? 346 00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:27,205 -Frank's one of the sinkhole victims. 347 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,673 -Oh, rare! 348 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,076 I don't know anyone at school who's got one of those yet. 349 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,878 -Cool hat. -Oh, dang. 350 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,014 -Wait a minute. Check frank out. 351 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:39,484 Mindy, turn on radio! 352 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,086 -Impressive. 353 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,756 Something about him is... 354 00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:45,557 Lowering my anxiety. 355 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,359 -Where'd you find him again? 356 00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:48,893 -He was stuck in my fence. 357 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,229 -Who ready to make homemade tie-dye 358 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,898 Then look closely at personal carbon footprint 359 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,301 And do sound bath? 360 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,836 -I've got to hand it to you, 361 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,572 Frank is way too cool to be our friend. 362 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,975 -I'm obsessed. -I would die for frank. 363 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:06,779 -I would kill and die for frank! 364 00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:08,981 ♪♪ 365 00:14:08,983 --> 00:14:11,383 How mystery caller know about baba secret? 366 00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:14,719 Goat, you only one who know baba's forbidden shame. 367 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,721 Are you mystery caller? 368 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,323 -[ bleats ] -good. Good. 369 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,258 Okay. Okay. Baba not proud of past. 370 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,795 Baba did what anyone would do, right? 371 00:14:22,797 --> 00:14:24,463 Everyone have dirty secret. 372 00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:28,533 That is why no one make proper eye contact, everyone know this. 373 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,402 Baba's secrets live in baba! 374 00:14:30,404 --> 00:14:32,004 Die with baba! 375 00:14:32,006 --> 00:14:33,872 Come here, goat. Eat secrets. 376 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:37,275 Baba need hug. -[ bleats ] 377 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,143 -Frank make slime! 378 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,946 You want sparkle unicorn or italian? 379 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,549 -How 'bout crunchy rainbow koala? 380 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,019 -You got it, javi. -Annie? A word? 381 00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:48,753 -I know I was supposed to get rid of him, 382 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,756 But now I'm having the best sleepover ever, thanks to frank. 383 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,358 Please don't ruin it. -Well... 384 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,495 There's a trending video I think you're gonna want to see. 385 00:14:56,497 --> 00:14:59,898 -I get it, the leggings make mom's butt look bigger. 386 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,566 -Sorry, annie. -Oh. 387 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,502 -He's a delivery man, breakdancer, 388 00:15:03,504 --> 00:15:07,439 Pancake youtuber, and hobby tie-dye enthusiast. 389 00:15:07,441 --> 00:15:09,641 If you have any information about my husband, 390 00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:12,377 Please contact the authorities immediately. 391 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,447 -All our pancakes look like blobs without you, papa. 392 00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:18,316 -And mom can't french braid for shit! 393 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,854 -If you're watching this, daddy, we haven't given up hope. 394 00:15:21,856 --> 00:15:23,188 Well, kristen has, 395 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,190 But she hides behind her negativity 396 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,192 To stop herself from feeling. 397 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,727 -Please come home, frank. 398 00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:30,929 We love you. 399 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,130 [ all crying ] 400 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,867 -[ sighs ] okay. I'll take him home. 401 00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:36,535 First thing tomorrow morning. 402 00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:37,802 [ laughter ] 403 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,672 -Frank, could I talk to you alone for a second? 404 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:43,141 -What wrong, annie? -Mm-hmm! 405 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,211 I told you annie has a crush on frank. 406 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,679 -Frank flattered, annie, 407 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:50,082 But frank think of you more as friend. 408 00:15:50,084 --> 00:15:52,885 -No, frank. I need to tell you something. 409 00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:54,753 Something about when you were alive. 410 00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:57,890 -Frank a-alive? 411 00:15:57,892 --> 00:16:00,158 -What if I have a crush on frank? 412 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,626 -Eww, dude. 413 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:05,097 -Hey, guys, I actually had a really fun idea. 414 00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:07,832 How about instead of going to bed here, you all 415 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,968 Go home and sleep in your own beds? 416 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,237 Huh? Huh? -Yeah, okay. 417 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,639 A no-sleep sleepover. 418 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,909 -Great idea, annie. 419 00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:19,444 -Annie sad? 420 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,247 -I can't believe no one's liking our videos. 421 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,848 I guess I'll have to keep posting 422 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:27,720 Vapid, materialistic content purely for the love of the art. 423 00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:30,055 -I believe it was chris nolan who once said, 424 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,656 "films are not worth making, 425 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,592 'cause no one watches them anymore." 426 00:16:33,594 --> 00:16:35,728 -You know my dentist, dr. Chris nolan. 427 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,262 He's a real film buff. 428 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,997 -Uncle pete, could you give us a ride? 429 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,933 Time to take frank home to his family. 430 00:16:40,935 --> 00:16:42,200 -But, but, but -- 431 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,536 Annie frank family. 432 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,073 -Wait a minute. Family reunion, the supernatural, 433 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,276 True crimes, derrieres! 434 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,412 Trophy, a video of frank's return 435 00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:57,950 Will be the holy grail of things internet people like! 436 00:16:57,952 --> 00:16:59,952 -Oh my god, you're right! 437 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:03,288 Do they give out pulitzers for hidden camera reaction videos? 438 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:06,091 -No, but that is an oscars category now. 439 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:09,294 -Yes, yes, yes, yes! [ laughs ] 440 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,563 ♪♪ 441 00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:14,699 -Yo, fort gator, we're back with succotash and the baba. 442 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,570 The only radio show guaranteed to make your aunt climax! 443 00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,105 [ monkey sound effect ] 444 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,573 [ burp sound effect ] 445 00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:23,842 -Hello, caller. You on air. What you want from me? 446 00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:26,178 -Huge fan, baba. I'm darius. 447 00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:29,113 My dilemma is that I'm always thirsty. 448 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,915 What should I do? -Phew. Okay. 449 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:34,787 Sex addiction actually stem from deep unmet need for intimacy. 450 00:17:34,789 --> 00:17:36,721 -No, I mean literally thirsty. 451 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,391 -Oh, okay. Have blood test for diabetes. 452 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,593 -Wow, that's exactly what the doctor 453 00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:43,528 I'm seeing right now said. 454 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,529 Alright, egghead! 455 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,598 Turns out you were right for once! 456 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,334 -Podcasters and shock jocks really are the best places 457 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,003 To get your medical advice. 458 00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:53,071 -Next caller? -Mystery caller. 459 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,673 -Would this be the same mystery caller 460 00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:57,275 Who's specifically trying to ruin the baba's career? 461 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,811 What's up? How you livin? 462 00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:02,080 -Your new sidekick's been living a lie for decades. 463 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:05,750 If she won't tell you what she did, I will. 464 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,953 -Well, baba, I think it's time for you to spill the tea. 465 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,689 This spilled tea moment is brought to you 466 00:18:10,691 --> 00:18:15,027 By grendel's spilled tea, now available in peach chamomile. 467 00:18:15,029 --> 00:18:18,030 -Fine! [ exhales deeply ] you win! 468 00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:20,165 In old country, I was star gymnast. 469 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:23,368 -Okay? That is thing one. 470 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,637 I very good at twirly ribbon, 471 00:18:25,639 --> 00:18:29,241 So my country send me to moscow to compete. 472 00:18:29,243 --> 00:18:33,578 -Quit humble-bragging and confess your sins! 473 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,847 -But I not alone. 474 00:18:34,849 --> 00:18:38,116 My best friend there too. 475 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,451 I very good, 476 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:43,588 But nadiya, she make judges weep with her greatness. 477 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,724 In first round, nerves take hold of me 478 00:18:45,726 --> 00:18:48,861 And .2 of point from perfect, which in old country, 479 00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:51,930 Is considered equivalent of being absolute garbage person. 480 00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:53,331 [ gasping ] 481 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,600 If win, you get extra food ration. 482 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,736 But if not, you have fate worse than death -- 483 00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,338 Forced marriage to mid-level government official 484 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,075 Chosen for being especially codependant. 485 00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:04,609 Baba no want to marry. 486 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:08,012 Baba very single and had not gotten enough mingle. 487 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,948 So baba take action. 488 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:12,284 -Uh-huh, marriage isn't for everyone. 489 00:19:12,286 --> 00:19:14,953 Get to the shameful part, baba! 490 00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:16,955 -I -- -say it! 491 00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:19,023 -I cheat my way to gold medal! 492 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,625 Poor nadiya had to marry 493 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:24,296 Minister of wheelbarrow transportation. 494 00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:27,365 I overcome with guilt, so I flee to america. 495 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,168 Luckily, airline not charge extra fee 496 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,303 For shame I carry on. 497 00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:33,572 I never tell nadiya I cheat, 498 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:36,308 But I send her nice card for wedding. 499 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,643 It had tiny bear on it. 500 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:39,844 -My brilliant friend. 501 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,115 Feed him hot dogs and teach him to love baseball. 502 00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:46,785 You be the success I will never be. 503 00:19:46,787 --> 00:19:48,453 -[ bleats ] -in a way, 504 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,189 You stole your best friend's life and goat from her. 505 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,926 -I just wish she could have seen this country. 506 00:19:53,928 --> 00:19:59,598 She would have loved truck nuts and very berry flavor. 507 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,133 -Come on. 508 00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:04,737 Didn't you ever poop your pants in public or something? 509 00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:06,738 -I think she's had enough, mc. 510 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,941 -I guess now, since I am cancel, 511 00:20:08,943 --> 00:20:11,610 I share my real thoughts on obama -- 512 00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:12,811 -Nope, don't say anything. 513 00:20:12,813 --> 00:20:14,079 Because you're -- 514 00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:16,148 The goof of the day! 515 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:19,083 -Goof of the day! -[ laughs ] 516 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,086 -So this was... 517 00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:22,354 Prank? -That's right. 518 00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:23,688 Since starting couples therapy, 519 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,690 I thought I'd try a different kind of goof. 520 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,026 Mystery caller is actually my wife. 521 00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:30,562 Goofing has really spiced up our marriage. 522 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,697 -Great job, honey! 523 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:37,369 -Baba trauma made into a goof? -Mm-hmm! 524 00:20:37,371 --> 00:20:38,971 -Wait minute, wait minute. 525 00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:43,708 Is the mer part of goof too? Yeah! Is she still alive? 526 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,111 -No, baba, I watched the mer die with my own eyes. 527 00:20:46,113 --> 00:20:47,379 Succotash couldn't save her. 528 00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:49,047 Do I still get to be co-host? -No. 529 00:20:49,049 --> 00:20:51,249 That was also part of the goof. 530 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,653 -How about free station mug? -Nope! 531 00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:56,921 ♪♪ 532 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,857 -[ whimpers ] -it's okay. 533 00:20:58,859 --> 00:21:00,392 Just ring the bell. 534 00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:02,327 You're home, frank. 535 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,862 -Daddy! -Daddy! 536 00:21:03,864 --> 00:21:05,330 -Can you make pancakes? 537 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,732 -Frank, these are your daughters. 538 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,934 This is your real family. 539 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,070 -My girls! 540 00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:13,205 -What in the -- 541 00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:15,607 Oh my god, frank? 542 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:19,077 -Frank happy! 543 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:20,545 -Are you getting this? 544 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:24,216 -Her cakes are taking up most of the shot, but yes! 545 00:21:24,218 --> 00:21:26,485 -Oh, frank, we missed you so much! 546 00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:28,753 -[ clears throat ] -except kristen. 547 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,155 But without you here, 548 00:21:30,157 --> 00:21:33,358 Little frankie had to cancel her sleepover. 549 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,694 -I knew they wouldn't be the same without you, daddy. 550 00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:39,097 -Don't I know it. 551 00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:40,699 -Annie. 552 00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:42,367 Fa-ma-lee. 553 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,170 Fa-ma-lee. -Aww! 554 00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:46,705 Mrs. Frank, your husband 555 00:21:46,707 --> 00:21:50,242 Was in a terrible accident and technically died. 556 00:21:50,244 --> 00:21:52,044 Just try to keep him well-lotioned. 557 00:21:52,046 --> 00:21:54,646 It helps with the decomposition. 558 00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:57,850 -This is my masterpiece. -Ohh. 559 00:21:57,852 --> 00:22:00,252 Should I put my badonk in there somewhere? 560 00:22:00,254 --> 00:22:01,786 -Yeah, yeah. Get that butt in there. 561 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:06,791 ♪♪ 562 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,127 -♪ what's your take on cassavetes? ♪ 563 00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:11,796 ♪ what's your take on cassavetes? ♪ 564 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,266 ♪ what's your take on cassavetes? ♪ 565 00:22:14,268 --> 00:22:17,001 ♪ what's your take on cassavetes? ♪ 566 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,804 -♪ alcoholic -♪ but inspired 567 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:22,407 -♪ alcoholic -♪ but inspired 568 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,143 -♪ alcoholic