Ring ]
-It's your dm in the am.
The lumberjack to your morning wood.
It's fort gator's own succotash and the mer in the morning!
-And today, we're coming to you live
From the oldest sinkhole in fort gator.
-Ooh, I bet they about to do goof of the day prank live!
Remember when they told dying man he was approved
For heart transplant?
-Classic succotash & mer!
-[ bleats ]
-Take joke, goat.
Goofs are what so great about america.
[ cheering ]
-Hey, the mer, you know what that sound means?
It's the goof of the day!
-Wh-what's happening? Oh, no!
We're coming to you live from fort gator's
Newest sink hole!
-The mer! Watch out!
-[ screaming ] -the mer!
-Succotaaa --
-If the mer dead, please to god, kill me too.
-Listeners, I'm afraid the mer is sidekick to jesus now.
[ awooga sound effect ]
-Awooga, indeed, dear friend.
Awooga.
I can't possibly go on without her.
I guess you should all go home, unless there's a woman out there
Who'd like to join me for the goof of the day.
[ "woohoo" sound effect ]
-Poor succotash. He's so sad without sidekick.
[ gasps ]
Baba fix.
Hey, you got baba on the mic, ready to make you hoot
As we find the most astute route for your morning commute
With traffic on the ones! [ honking sound effect ]
-Weather on the what? [ splash sound effect ]
-Hey, fort gatorlings.
When one woman falls down a pit,
Another will rise to rectify it.
Let's hear it for my new sidekick,
-The baba! [ purrs ]
-Wake up, fort gator!
[ baby crying ]
-♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪
♪ some of my devils up and left me free ♪
♪ to find a quiet space
♪ I'm not as out of place
♪ and I'm coming home again
♪ it's been too long a time
♪ gettin' back what's mine
♪ and I can't remember why I went away ♪
♪ but it's lookin' now like maybe ♪
♪ I can stay
Is that any good?
♪♪
[ ding ]
-Oh, my sleepover kit just got delivered!
-Why are you wasting your money on that hooey?
I can help you with your party, annie!
I'm not just your uncle.
I'm also your funcle.
-Thanks, uncle pete, but I need a sure thing.
When it comes to teen girl sleepovers,
Middle-aged men usually aren't the secret weapon.
[ chime ] -delivery update.
Trophy fantasy, your package is 10 stops away.
-Yes! My cakemakers are nearly here.
-You're gonna bake a cake?
This is gonna be the best sleepover ever!
-They're butt enhancement leggings, annie.
Get a grip. -Oh.
[ chime ] -delivery update.
-Ahh! What the hell?
The delivery truck was so close
And now it's moving in the opposite direction?
That's it!
I'm taking my butt into my own hands.
I'm gonna hunt down this package myself!
This can't be right.
All that's here is a giant sinkhole.
Dammit!
My leggings better not be ruined.
Nobody likes wet cakes.
♪♪
[ grunts ]
Damn it!
It's like no one wants to work anymore.
-Driver bioprint required to open cargo door.
No pulse detected.
-Ugh. Jeez, la touche.
God's will? Butt enhancing leggings?
Death powers! Yow!
-[ screaming, gurgling ]
-Yes!
My butt aches to be caked!
-[ groans ]
♪♪
-Ooh, it also includes a latin-english dictionary.
-Cool!
Should I get into my jammies now or wait til snuggle hour?
That's 6:00 pm.
-Oh, sorry.
The small print says no uncles allowed.
-Lemme see. -No!
-Oh, wow.
You know who'd look great in those?
Baba.
-Pete, you're supposed to respond to my butt.
It's a reaction video. Here.
Zoom in on the cakes, then drop the phone
Like you 're overwhelmed with horniness.
I'm gonna caption it,
"wife looks so good, husband ruins phone!"
-Oh, can I pitch some titles?
I was thinking we lead with the chef's kiss emoji.
-Annie, get out of the shot! -Fine.
But don't expect my help with imovie.
-Ooh.
-[ howling ]
-Ahh! -Pete, I think the scream
Should be more sexual and less terrified.
Like... "owwurrrlllf."
-There's a man out there ogling you!
-Let me see that.
Ohhh. This is perfect.
We get it, you're horny. Pipe down!
-Actually, it sounds like he's in pain.
I think he's injured.
-Wait a minute. That's the dead delivery guy
I resurrected to get my cakemakers.
-[ gasping ] -what?
It's not like I killed him.
I just left him for dead in a watery grave.
-[ moaning ]
-Mom, you can't just give life to people then abandon them.
They could become serial killers.
Or 15-year-old virgins
Who don't know how to throw a sleepover.
Excuse me?
-[ moaning ]
-Easy there, mister.
It looks like you're stuck.
-[ whimpering ] -let me help you, okay?
Oh, no. You're bleeding.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
My name's annie. -Ann-nee.
F-fraaank.
-Come inside and I'll get you cleaned up.
♪♪
-Where'd you learn how to french braid like this?
Did you used to be a hairstylist and a delivery man?
-Frank not remember.
Pancake pretty as annie.
-Ooh. Oh, frank.
It's like looking into a buttery mirror.
-We're viral! Look at this dm from cakemakers!
If I post one more top 10 timesuc video,
I get to be a brand ambassador!
-As a director,
I'm just glad my work is finally finding an audience.
-Hey, what's he still doing here?
I brought you back from the dead.
I made you a viral video star.
What more do you want?
Annie, you said you'd get rid of him.
-Seriously, annie, you better get him out of here
Before baba gets back from the radio station.
You know her policy about strays and reanimated corpses.
-I guess he does need to get home.
It's just, we're having so much fun.
-Ooh, pete, get a video of me
Twerking next to annie having a moral quandary.
Unh, unh, unh. -Oh, yeah!
-Look, frank's gotta go.
Want me to drop him off at the railroad tracks?
-The grocery store has a lost and found.
That's where I leave all our unclaimed corpses.
-I could just drop him off there
When I pick up food for the party.
He's just the right amount of not-a-person that
That doesn't feel too messed up to do.
-Ooh. -Aww.
-Quit stalking me! I've got a brilliant idea.
"pov: You're in a casket
And my cakes bring you back to life."
Ehh? -Rear-end resurrection!
Yes! Art! -Right?
-Check dis out. -Ahh!
-It's time for succotash and...
-The baba, baby!
[ dog barking sound effect ] -backdoor secrets.
-Fort gator, you got a steamy secret
You need to get off your chest?
Call now.
Jessica, you're on the line. Unleash the stank.
-[ bleats ] -[ fart sound effect ]
-Okay, well, um, I had sex with a cardboard cutout
Of saddam hussein and put the video online.
It only got 12 likes!
-You focus on wrong thing.
Before other can like your video,
You must like your video.
-The baba is on point!
And alfredo, what are you hiding?
-Hey, the baba. I love you.
My secret is...
I told my husband I'm having an affair
With the mascot from the roller rink,
But actually, I am the mascot from the roller rink.
-What? How could you do this to me?
-I feel like I'm drowning!
-Shame natural part of life, fredo.
Channel it into mascot performance.
-Okay, next we have...
Mystery caller?
Baba appreciate anonymity.
-You're the one with the secret, baba.
-[ gasps ] what you mean?
I am good woman with only slight tax evasion issues.
-Long ago, you did something awful.
I know all the sordid details.
Soon, everyone else will too.
[ "uh-oh" sound effect ]
-Why you look at me like this?
Baba have nothing to hide.
-We believe you, and women.
[ cheering sound effect ] right, listeners?
You've got nothing to worry about,
If your past is squeaky clean.
-Baba have nothing to hide!
Callers not supposed to harass host.
Should be other way around, no?
[ meowing sound effect ]
[ "come on" sound effect ]
-Coming up next, we've got the man who turned going viral
When a rat fell on his head at a buffalo wild wings
Into a successful run for congress.
[ airhorn sound effect ]
-Sleepover kit says you gotta have pigs in a blanket
And big bowls of junk food.
Is this a sleepover or the super bowl?
-[ laughing ] -you got that?
-Annie make joke!
Ooh, picture with annie? Can we?
Picture?
-That's weird. It's September.
But, sure.
You have to promise to keep your clothes on, though,
Or I won't be able to afford soda.
-Say "bail money."
-Male bunny! -Bail money!
-Frank, annie.
Best friends.
♪♪
[ whimpers ] -I'm sorry, frank.
I really wish I could keep you,
But you must have people who miss you somewhere.
Plus my sleepover tonight really needs to stick the landing.
-If you'd like one last dance with your corpse,
Now's the time.
Unfortunately, we no longer provide music.
-Well, I guess this is goodbye.
-Thank annie for help frank.
Goodbye.
Annie, frank, best friends.
Annie, I never forget you.
Wait, who's annie?
-Ohh... -It's only two more bucks.
I'm trying to get my cousin out of jail!
-C'mon, frank.
I can't leave you with all these scarves and corpses.
Maybe you can stay with me forever.
-Frank not lost. Annie found frank.
[ laughs ]
[ both laugh ]
♪♪
-You're sure this is legal? -Oh, yeah.
You should see the releases baba
Gets these grieving families to sign.
You don't become the state's leading
"law and order" corpse provider by being transparent.
-I copy. Walk me through your vision again.
[ phone buzzes ]
-They can take something down for copyright infringement
Even if you just fart the tune?
We worked so hard on that one. -Well, they can't all be hits.
♪♪
-Sorry, I think it'd be too hard to explain you to my friends.
You have to stay in here tonight.
-Hello! -Annie?
You up there, annie? -Oh! Gotta go. Wish me luck!
-Hey, annie. -Welcome to my slumber party!
We're gonna go heavy on the party and light on the slumber.
Now, I know what you're all wondering.
How can annie top last year's room temperature bean dip
And a dvd of "scream" that kept skipping?
Well...
-Hope it's not pigs in a blanket.
-Yuck, I hate piggies in a blanket.
-I'm vegan, so for me, it's just blankets.
-Um...
There's also sheet cake.
-That cake is triggering me.
-Maybe we should go to the skate park?
It's open a few more hours. -Okay.
Didn't think it'd have to bring the big guns out this early,
But here we are.
[ screaming ] -hi, kweens!
It's your digital party leader and new bff, mindy!
Are you ready to take this sleepover
To the next level, bitches?
-Uh, possibly?
-Who wants to get jacked up on red bull
And find out whether or not we've masturbated yet?
We're staying up all night! Girl power!
-Why is she so big?
-Who wants to make fun of my legs?
#squadgoals!
-I'm scared. -[ laughs ]
Now change into your skimpiest pajamas
And get ready to share your deepest, darkest sex crushes...
Or else! -Okay.
-Who runs the world? Girls!
-Why does her nipple keep slipping out?
-[ laughs ]
-[ screaming ] -sorry, annie.
-I found this in the sequin duffel bag she came in.
She gave me serious ptsd from that one time
I shopped at sephora.
I think I better go home.
-You really don't need to try so hard, annie.
-Thanks anyway.
-[ sighs ] I guess mom's right.
I really am just a two-hour hang.
-[ screaming ]
-Not go! -[ screaming ]
-Who ready to sing karaoke?
-It's okay, frank! Let them go.
They'll have more fun screaming as they flee than staying here.
-But we could make friendship bracelets.
Or trash-talk friends who not here.
-Annie, who is he?
-Frank's one of the sinkhole victims.
-Oh, rare!
I don't know anyone at school who's got one of those yet.
-Cool hat. -Oh, dang.
-Wait a minute. Check frank out.
Mindy, turn on radio!
-Impressive.
Something about him is...
Lowering my anxiety.
-Where'd you find him again?
-He was stuck in my fence.
-Who ready to make homemade tie-dye
Then look closely at personal carbon footprint
And do sound bath?
-I've got to hand it to you,
Frank is way too cool to be our friend.
-I'm obsessed. -I would die for frank.
-I would kill and die for frank!
♪♪
How mystery caller know about baba secret?
Goat, you only one who know baba's forbidden shame.
Are you mystery caller?
-[ bleats ] -good. Good.
Okay. Okay. Baba not proud of past.
Baba did what anyone would do, right?
Everyone have dirty secret.
That is why no one make proper eye contact, everyone know this.
Baba's secrets live in baba!
Die with baba!
Come here, goat. Eat secrets.
Baba need hug. -[ bleats ]
-Frank make slime!
You want sparkle unicorn or italian?
-How 'bout crunchy rainbow koala?
-You got it, javi. -Annie? A word?
-I know I was supposed to get rid of him,
But now I'm having the best sleepover ever, thanks to frank.
Please don't ruin it. -Well...
There's a trending video I think you're gonna want to see.
-I get it, the leggings make mom's butt look bigger.
-Sorry, annie. -Oh.
-He's a delivery man, breakdancer,
Pancake youtuber, and hobby tie-dye enthusiast.
If you have any information about my husband,
Please contact the authorities immediately.
-All our pancakes look like blobs without you, papa.
-And mom can't french braid for shit!
-If you're watching this, daddy, we haven't given up hope.
Well, kristen has,
But she hides behind her negativity
To stop herself from feeling.
-Please come home, frank.
We love you.
[ all crying ]
-[ sighs ] okay. I'll take him home.
First thing tomorrow morning.
[ laughter ]
-Frank, could I talk to you alone for a second?
-What wrong, annie? -Mm-hmm!
I told you annie has a crush on frank.
-Frank flattered, annie,
But frank think of you more as friend.
-No, frank. I need to tell you something.
Something about when you were alive.
-Frank a-alive?
-What if I have a crush on frank?
-Eww, dude.
-Hey, guys, I actually had a really fun idea.
How about instead of going to bed here, you all
Go home and sleep in your own beds?
Huh? Huh? -Yeah, okay.
A no-sleep sleepover.
-Great idea, annie.
-Annie sad?
-I can't believe no one's liking our videos.
I guess I'll have to keep posting
Vapid, materialistic content purely for the love of the art.
-I believe it was chris nolan who once said,
"films are not worth making,
'cause no one watches them anymore."
-You know my dentist, dr. Chris nolan.
He's a real film buff.
-Uncle pete, could you give us a ride?
Time to take frank home to his family.
-But, but, but --
Annie frank family.
-Wait a minute. Family reunion, the supernatural,
True crimes, derrieres!
Trophy, a video of frank's return
Will be the holy grail of things internet people like!
-Oh my god, you're right!
Do they give out pulitzers for hidden camera reaction videos?
-No, but that is an oscars category now.
-Yes, yes, yes, yes! [ laughs ]
♪♪
-Yo, fort gator, we're back with succotash and the baba.
The only radio show guaranteed to make your aunt climax!
[ monkey sound effect ]
[ burp sound effect ]
-Hello, caller. You on air. What you want from me?
-Huge fan, baba. I'm darius.
My dilemma is that I'm always thirsty.
What should I do? -Phew. Okay.
Sex addiction actually stem from deep unmet need for intimacy.
-No, I mean literally thirsty.
-Oh, okay. Have blood test for diabetes.
-Wow, that's exactly what the doctor
I'm seeing right now said.
Alright, egghead!
Turns out you were right for once!
-Podcasters and shock jocks really are the best places
To get your medical advice.
-Next caller? -Mystery caller.
-Would this be the same mystery caller
Who's specifically trying to ruin the baba's career?
What's up? How you livin?
-Your new sidekick's been living a lie for decades.
If she won't tell you what she did, I will.
-Well, baba, I think it's time for you to spill the tea.
This spilled tea moment is brought to you
By grendel's spilled tea, now available in peach chamomile.
-Fine! [ exhales deeply ] you win!
In old country, I was star gymnast.
-Okay? That is thing one.
I very good at twirly ribbon,
So my country send me to moscow to compete.
-Quit humble-bragging and confess your sins!
-But I not alone.
My best friend there too.
I very good,
But nadiya, she make judges weep with her greatness.
In first round, nerves take hold of me
And .2 of point from perfect, which in old country,
Is considered equivalent of being absolute garbage person.
[ gasping ]
If win, you get extra food ration.
But if not, you have fate worse than death --
Forced marriage to mid-level government official
Chosen for being especially codependant.
Baba no want to marry.
Baba very single and had not gotten enough mingle.
So baba take action.
-Uh-huh, marriage isn't for everyone.
Get to the shameful part, baba!
-I -- -say it!
-I cheat my way to gold medal!
Poor nadiya had to marry
Minister of wheelbarrow transportation.
I overcome with guilt, so I flee to america.
Luckily, airline not charge extra fee
For shame I carry on.
I never tell nadiya I cheat,
But I send her nice card for wedding.
It had tiny bear on it.
-My brilliant friend.
Feed him hot dogs and teach him to love baseball.
You be the success I will never be.
-[ bleats ] -in a way,
You stole your best friend's life and goat from her.
-I just wish she could have seen this country.
She would have loved truck nuts and very berry flavor.
-Come on.
Didn't you ever poop your pants in public or something?
-I think she's had enough, mc.
-I guess now, since I am cancel,
I share my real thoughts on obama --
-Nope, don't say anything.
Because you're --
The goof of the day!
-Goof of the day! -[ laughs ]
-So this was...
Prank? -That's right.
Since starting couples therapy,
I thought I'd try a different kind of goof.
Mystery caller is actually my wife.
Goofing has really spiced up our marriage.
-Great job, honey!
-Baba trauma made into a goof? -Mm-hmm!
-Wait minute, wait minute.
Is the mer part of goof too? Yeah! Is she still alive?
-No, baba, I watched the mer die with my own eyes.
Succotash couldn't save her.
Do I still get to be co-host? -No.
That was also part of the goof.
-How about free station mug? -Nope!
♪♪
-[ whimpers ] -it's okay.
Just ring the bell.
You're home, frank.
-Daddy! -Daddy!
-Can you make pancakes?
-Frank, these are your daughters.
This is your real family.
-My girls!
-What in the --
Oh my god, frank?
-Frank happy!
-Are you getting this?
-Her cakes are taking up most of the shot, but yes!
-Oh, frank, we missed you so much!
-[ clears throat ] -except kristen.
But without you here,
Little frankie had to cancel her sleepover.
-I knew they wouldn't be the same without you, daddy.
-Don't I know it.
-Annie.
Fa-ma-lee.
-Aww!
Mrs. Frank, your husband
Was in a terrible accident and technically died.
Just try to keep him well-lotioned.
It helps with the decomposition.
-This is my masterpiece. -Ohh.
Should I put my badonk in there somewhere?
-Yeah, yeah. Get that butt in there.
♪♪
-♪ what's your take on cassavetes? ♪
♪ what's your take on cassavetes? ♪
-♪ alcoholic -♪ but inspired
-♪ alcoholic