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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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DUG:<i> Ah!</i>

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<i>Oh!</i>

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-(GRUNTS)
-Come on now, that doesn't hurt.

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DUG: <i>Ah! I do not like</i>
<i>my foot to be cut off.</i>

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-It's your toenail.
-(WINCES)

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You know, if you were out in the wild,
your nails wouldn't get this long.

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-(DUG WINCES)
-You are a house pet now.

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-DUG:<i> A pet? </i>(GRUNTS)
-Yeah.

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I take care of you,

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and your only job is to sleep, eat,
and say moderately funny things.

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DUG:<i> Do I still have a feet?</i>

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-See? Moderately funny.
-(WINCES)

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All done.
Go on, get out of here.

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DUG: (SIGHS) <i>I do have a feet.</i>

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<i>I will run away now.</i>

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(GRUNTS)

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(GASPS) <i>Oh, boy! It is a small mailman.</i>

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-Hey, Dug. How you doing, boy?
-(BARKS)

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<i>I have missed you.</i>

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<i>I am happy that now your den</i>
<i>is next to ours.</i>

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<i>Mmm...</i>

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(SNIFFS)

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(SNIFFING) <i>Oh... Mmm...</i>

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<i>Ah...</i>

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<i>Are you going to eat that?</i>

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<i>-I would be happy if you did not.</i>
-(CHUCKLES)

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<i>Oh, that is okay.</i>
<i>I really did not want the food.</i>

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<i>No, not at all. And I... Squirrel!</i>

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(BARKING) <i>I'm warning you</i>
<i>once again, Squirrel.</i>

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<i>I will not warn you after that.</i>

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<i>Maybe I will warn you.</i>

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<i>I will decide tomorrow</i>
<i>about another warning. Ha!</i>

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SQUIRREL:<i> So what? Fine with that. Uh-huh.</i>
<i>Don't care! No, I don't. Don't care.</i>

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DUG:<i> Wha...</i>

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Yes!

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(SINGING) <i>A Wilderness Explorer only needs</i>

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<i>The skills to help the others</i>

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<i>The deers and wolves and bears and birds</i>
<i>that have lot of feathers</i>

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-Thank you, Mr. Muntz.
-(FLY BUZZING)

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FLY: <i>Later, I will walk on your food.</i>

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Yup, it works.

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(BEEPING)

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Whoa! (CHUCKLES)

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The wilderness must be explored!

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(SQUIRREL CHITTERS)

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(BEEPS)

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SQUIRREL: <i>Whoa! What's this?</i>
<i>Don't like it one bit.</i>

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<i>-No, I don't.</i>
-Yes!

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(BEEPS)

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BIRD: <i>Huh? Oh, no!</i>

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<i>Who said that?</i>
(GASPS AND SQUAWKS)<i> It's me.</i>

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SNAIL: (SINGING)
<i>I'm enjoying a day in the garden</i>

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DUG: <i>You are smart, small mailman.</i>

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<i>You made the squirrel talk.</i>

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SQUIRREL: <i>Did you do this to me,</i>
<i>you... furry bag of acorns, huh?</i>

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<i>-Was it you?</i>
-DUG:<i> I kind of wish you had not.</i>

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SQUIRREL:<i> See this tail?</i>
<i>I'm twitching at you. Yeah.</i>

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<i>Oh, I know you feel insulted, huh?</i>

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<i>Because you are seeing my twitches.</i>
<i>Twitch, twitch!</i>

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<i>Here's another one. Twitch!</i>

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DUG:<i> I do not</i>
<i>like your tail when it twitches.</i>

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SQUIRREL: <i>Twitch!</i>

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DUG:<i> You did it again, Squirrel.</i>

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SQUIRREL:<i> Aw, you have a skinny</i>
<i>doggy tail that cannot twitch.</i>

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DUG:<i> I do not want a fat tail.</i>

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BIRD: (CLEARS THROAT)
<i>Would you all be quiet?</i>

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(SQUAWKING) <i>My babies are sleeping.</i>

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<i>And if you wake them up,</i>

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<i>they'll be bobbing up and down at me</i>
<i>with those open beaks for hours,</i>

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<i>so be</i><i> quiet!</i>

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DUG: <i>Wow, everything can talk.</i>

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SQUIRREL: (SIGHS)
<i>I don't have time for this.</i>

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<i>I have to go and bury a nut.</i>

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<i>-Twitch!</i>
-(DUG GROANS)

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-(CHUCKLES)
-WOMAN: Russell.

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You need to take out the trash.

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But I didn't finish my...

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WOMAN: Don't you need
a "Help Your Mom" badge?

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Aw!

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(SNIFFING)

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Here.

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There you go.

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DUG:<i> Oh, thank you.</i>

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(SNIFFS)

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<i>Hi there.</i>

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SQUIRREL:<i> I want that sandwich.</i>

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BIRD:<i> Look at that sandwich!</i>

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SQUIRREL:<i> It will be mine.</i>
BIRD:<i> I'll get it from that dog.</i>

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SQUIRREL: <i>I can just taste it.</i>

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BIRD:<i> That dog</i>
<i>doesn't deserve that sandwich.</i>

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(SIGHS)

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DUG:<i> Oh, kitty litter.</i>

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SQUIRREL:<i> Give me that!</i>
DUG:<i> No!</i>

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<i>That's my sandwich. I want that.</i>

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BIRD:<i> You drop that, it's mine.</i>

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DUG:<i> Please stay away from my sandwich.</i>
BIRD: <i>Sandwich!</i>

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DUG:<i> I will not say please again!</i>
SQUIRREL:<i> Slow down!</i>

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DUG: (SCREAMS) <i>My sandwich!</i>

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(EAGLE SCREECHES)

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(METAL CREAKS)

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DUG:<i> I will eat my sandwich now.</i>

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BIRD:<i> Wait. I deserve it.</i>

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<i>I have babies in a nest who need food.</i>

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<i>If I can't provide for them,</i>
<i>they will not grow.</i>

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SQUIRREL:<i> No, I deserve it.</i>

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<i>I'm constantly searching for food</i>
<i>to store for the winter.</i>

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<i>If I don't eat food now and get fat,</i>
<i>I won't survive the cold months.</i>

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DUG:<i> Ha, And then you would get dead.</i>
SQUIRREL:<i> What?</i>

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DUG:<i> That was a joke I know.</i>

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BIRD:<i> What is a joke?</i>

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DUG:<i> Maybe not the time to say my joke.</i>

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BIRD: <i>Stick to the talk of food.</i>
SQUIRREL:<i> Yes, the food.</i>

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DUG: <i>This food is from the small mailman.</i>
<i>He gave it to me to eat.</i>

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SQUIRREL:<i> You are given food?</i>
<i>No one gives us food.</i>

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BIRD:<i> No, they do not.</i>
<i>That is why you are fat</i>

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<i>and cannot fly.</i>

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DUG:<i> I... I...</i>

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SQUIRREL:<i> You are also given a warm den</i>
<i>by the tall gray monkey.</i>

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<i>Do you have to make a nest of leaves</i>
<i>to stay warm?</i>

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DUG: <i>No.</i>

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BIRD: <i>You are given water</i>
<i>by the tall gray monkey.</i>

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<i>Do you have to fly far to find it?</i>

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<i>No.</i>

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SQUIRREL:<i> It is so easy for you.</i>

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BIRD:<i> Yeah, you are just a pet.</i>
SQUIRREL:<i> You're nothing but a pet.</i>

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<i>A pet.</i>

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-DUG:<i> I know what it is like for you.</i>
-(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

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<i>I used to be outside for many days.</i>

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<i>My pack locked me out.</i>

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<i>It is hard to be outside and to find food.</i>

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(SIGHS)

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(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BEEPS)

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(BEEPS)

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DUG: <i>Poppa, am I just a pet?</i>

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Well...

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you're my dog.

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Sure, I do things for you.

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But you get me through my day.

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You protect the yard, the house,
heck, the whole neighborhood.

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You are my pet.

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But you are also my best friend.

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You're a good boy, Dug.

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(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)