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DUG: Ah!
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Oh!
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-(GRUNTS)
-Come on now, that doesn't hurt.
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DUG: Ah! I do not like
my foot to be cut off.
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-It's your toenail.
-(WINCES)
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You know, if you were out in the wild,
your nails wouldn't get this long.
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-(DUG WINCES)
-You are a house pet now.
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-DUG: A pet? (GRUNTS)
-Yeah.
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I take care of you,
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and your only job is to sleep, eat,
and say moderately funny things.
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DUG: Do I still have a feet?
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-See? Moderately funny.
-(WINCES)
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All done.
Go on, get out of here.
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DUG: (SIGHS) I do have a feet.
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I will run away now.
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(GASPS) Oh, boy! It is a small mailman.
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-Hey, Dug. How you doing, boy?
-(BARKS)
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I have missed you.
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I am happy that now your den
is next to ours.
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Mmm...
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(SNIFFING) Oh... Mmm...
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Ah...
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Are you going to eat that?
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-I would be happy if you did not.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, that is okay.
I really did not want the food.
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No, not at all. And I... Squirrel!
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(BARKING) I'm warning you
once again, Squirrel.
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I will not warn you after that.
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Maybe I will warn you.
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I will decide tomorrow
about another warning. Ha!
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SQUIRREL: So what? Fine with that. Uh-huh.
Don't care! No, I don't. Don't care.
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DUG: Wha...
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Yes!
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(SINGING) A Wilderness Explorer only needs
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The skills to help the others
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The deers and wolves and bears and birds
that have lot of feathers
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-Thank you, Mr. Muntz.
-(FLY BUZZING)
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FLY: Later, I will walk on your food.
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Yup, it works.
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Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
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The wilderness must be explored!
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SQUIRREL: Whoa! What's this?
Don't like it one bit.
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-No, I don't.
-Yes!
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BIRD: Huh? Oh, no!
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Who said that?
(GASPS AND SQUAWKS) It's me.
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SNAIL: (SINGING)
I'm enjoying a day in the garden
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DUG: You are smart, small mailman.
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You made the squirrel talk.
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SQUIRREL: Did you do this to me,
you... furry bag of acorns, huh?
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-Was it you?
-DUG: I kind of wish you had not.
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SQUIRREL: See this tail?
I'm twitching at you. Yeah.
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Oh, I know you feel insulted, huh?
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Because you are seeing my twitches.
Twitch, twitch!
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Here's another one. Twitch!
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DUG: I do not
like your tail when it twitches.
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SQUIRREL: Twitch!
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DUG: You did it again, Squirrel.
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SQUIRREL: Aw, you have a skinny
doggy tail that cannot twitch.
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DUG: I do not want a fat tail.
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BIRD: (CLEARS THROAT)
Would you all be quiet?
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(SQUAWKING) My babies are sleeping.
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And if you wake them up,
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they'll be bobbing up and down at me
with those open beaks for hours,
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so be quiet!
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DUG: Wow, everything can talk.
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SQUIRREL: (SIGHS)
I don't have time for this.
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I have to go and bury a nut.
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-Twitch!
-(DUG GROANS)
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-(CHUCKLES)
-WOMAN: Russell.
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You need to take out the trash.
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But I didn't finish my...
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WOMAN: Don't you need
a "Help Your Mom" badge?
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Aw!
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Here.
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There you go.
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DUG: Oh, thank you.
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Hi there.
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SQUIRREL: I want that sandwich.
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BIRD: Look at that sandwich!
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SQUIRREL: It will be mine.
BIRD: I'll get it from that dog.
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SQUIRREL: I can just taste it.
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BIRD: That dog
doesn't deserve that sandwich.
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DUG: Oh, kitty litter.
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SQUIRREL: Give me that!
DUG: No!
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That's my sandwich. I want that.
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BIRD: You drop that, it's mine.
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DUG: Please stay away from my sandwich.
BIRD: Sandwich!
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DUG: I will not say please again!
SQUIRREL: Slow down!
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DUG: (SCREAMS) My sandwich!
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DUG: I will eat my sandwich now.
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BIRD: Wait. I deserve it.
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I have babies in a nest who need food.
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If I can't provide for them,
they will not grow.
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SQUIRREL: No, I deserve it.
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I'm constantly searching for food
to store for the winter.
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If I don't eat food now and get fat,
I won't survive the cold months.
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DUG: Ha, And then you would get dead.
SQUIRREL: What?
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DUG: That was a joke I know.
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BIRD: What is a joke?
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DUG: Maybe not the time to say my joke.
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BIRD: Stick to the talk of food.
SQUIRREL: Yes, the food.
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DUG: This food is from the small mailman.
He gave it to me to eat.
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SQUIRREL: You are given food?
No one gives us food.
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BIRD: No, they do not.
That is why you are fat
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and cannot fly.
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DUG: I... I...
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SQUIRREL: You are also given a warm den
by the tall gray monkey.
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Do you have to make a nest of leaves
to stay warm?
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DUG: No.
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BIRD: You are given water
by the tall gray monkey.
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Do you have to fly far to find it?
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No.
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SQUIRREL: It is so easy for you.
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BIRD: Yeah, you are just a pet.
SQUIRREL: You're nothing but a pet.
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A pet.
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-DUG: I know what it is like for you.
-(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
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I used to be outside for many days.
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My pack locked me out.
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It is hard to be outside and to find food.
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DUG: Poppa, am I just a pet?
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Well...
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you're my dog.
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Sure, I do things for you.
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But you get me through my day.
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You protect the yard, the house,
heck, the whole neighborhood.
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You are my pet.
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But you are also my best friend.
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You're a good boy, Dug.