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♪ ♪ ♪

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He had his fucking         
       cell phone in his hand

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against the pottery        
 while we were giving it to them.

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I just wanna make a great show.

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And if we include you talking

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about these wounds         
           of frustration

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between you and Asher,

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then people are gonna       
          connect with you

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and they're gonna think      
        you're being honest.

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[Abshir]              
       Stop discussing curses.

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If you put an idea in your head,

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it can become very real.

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-[giggling]            
          -[teacher] Girls.

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You're always complaining about 
          the gaming board?

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[man] You should be proud of    
          yourself, Asher.

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[beeping]

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[automated voice]         
             $50. Max bet.

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This is your chance to do     
         something about it.

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We're not gonna be able      
          to do the story,

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unless I have           
        the security footage.

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[Asher]   I--I know the exact    
          folder I put it in.

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I will get it for you.

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What the hell do you        
        and Cara text about?

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-[Dougie] You can see.       
            -What's this?

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[Dougie] That's some racist    
      statue that she sent me,

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some miniature           
     golf course in Albuquerque.

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Wait till you see this show.

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Your art looks          
          so good in our home.

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Did you guys talk about      
            that release?

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'Cause apparently we need like   
    an official signature before

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we can use your artwork      
            in the show.

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Yeah, yeah. I need do that.

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No rush. Like,   kind of   a rush,   
      but not, not a big rush.

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[chuckles]

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Maybe corporate comedy class    
    would be interesting for you,

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just so you could         
        feel more confident.

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[muttering]

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[gym teacher]           
        Use your legs, pull.

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-[giggling]            
           -Use your arms.

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Step, step, step.

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Pull, pull, pull.         
        You're almost there.

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Good, good.            
           Way to go, Max.

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Good job. Good job.

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Next.

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[girl]               
        You got this, Josie.

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[gym teacher] Use your legs,    
        pull. Use your arms.

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Keep stepping.

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[girl] You got it, Josie.

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Good job, Josie. Good job.

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Use your legs. Pull, pull.     
         You're doing good.

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Good job. Awesome. Awesome.

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Use your legs, pull.        
           Use your arms.

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Keep pulling. Keep pulling.    
           Use your legs.

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Pull it. Pull it.         
          Pull, pull, pull.

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[whispers] Fall.

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[gym teacher] Keep stepping.    
     Keep stepping and pulling.

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Way to go. Way to go.

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Keep climbing.           
      Keep-- good, good, good.

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Touch the yellow.         
          Touch the yellow.

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[whispers] Fall.

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[gym teacher] Great.        
      Now, come back down slow.

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Slow it down. Good job.

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Nala, you're up.

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Keep going, Nala.         
         You're doing good.

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[grunting]

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Keep trying. Keep trying.     
      One hand over the other.

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Use your feet. Keep pulling.

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Keep pulling. Pull it. Pull it.

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[grunts]

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[gym teacher]           
      Keep trying. Keep trying.

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All right, Nala,          
          maybe next time.

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You can't hog the rope all day.

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Next.

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Good job, Nala.

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So that's how it's gonna be.    
           Well, I tried.

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[gym teacher] Okay, Jasper. Keep 
      going. Keep going. Good.

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Um, she's bullying me.

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Is it hurting you?

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If anybody says          
    anything negative about you,

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as long as you           
        believe in yourself,

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no bullying is gonna        
       get--get to you unless

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they get very physical with you.

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But I'm glad you came       
       and told me about this.

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But be positive          
        in all your actions.

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Believe in yourself,        
       that's the main thing.

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Can I use the bathroom?

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Oh, sure. Go.

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♪ eerie music ♪

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[GPS voice]   Head southeast     
          on Reservoir Street.

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Your destination         
            is on the left.

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♪ ♪ ♪

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Okay.

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Sean.

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Sean. Sean. Sean!

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I called your name         
          four times, man.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

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You gotta answer me        
      when I'm talking to you.

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[beeping]

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[Whitney] Oh.

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You got a bungee or something?

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This is fine. This is good.

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It'll work. This will work.

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[grunts] Okay. There we go.

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Thank you.

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Shit.

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♪   I'm giving it my all   ♪

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♪ But I'm not the girl      
          you're taking home ♪

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♪ Ooh. I keep dancing       
              on my own ♪

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♪ I keep dancing on my own   ♪

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♪   I'm in the... ♪

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[beeping]

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[grunting]

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[chuckles]

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Hello?

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-I'm calling the police.      
     -It's me, it's me. [laughs]

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I see you've met my friend.    
             [chuckles]

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♪ ♪ ♪

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It's from the mini-golf course,

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but not anymore.          
          Now, it's yours.

120
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Okay. Thank you.

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I think your friend        
          is a little cold.

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Should we bring him        
         inside? [chuckles]

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-Sure.               
          -[chuckles] Okay.

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Do you want help?         
          Is it-- I mean...

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No. I'm okay.

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So Dougie showed me the photo   
       and it was disgusting.

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And I had to do something,

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so I offered the owner       
      to take it off his hands.

129
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You paid him for it?

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Oh, my God,            
   I didn't want this thing there.

131
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It's like a place for children. 
         It's so offensive.

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It was around all         
   these dinosaurs and it's like,

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I didn't want that,        
          so it's gone now,

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and it is my gift to you      
         and you can use it

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in your art            
      and re-contextualize it.

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Maybe I can just          
          sign it right now

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and you can buy it.        
           How about that?

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[chuckles] I mean...

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an original Cara Durand piece   
      in my home would be fine,

140
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but, you know, obviously      
 if we wanna show it on the show,

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I'm gonna have           
     to have you sign a release,

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and we all know that's       
        not a quick process.

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Yeah. I--I'm sorry, I...

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I'm kidding. I'm completely    
        kidding. I actually--

145
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I--I printed out          
         the release for you

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just, because I know email is   
     so annoying and, you know,

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it like, always          
         gets lost and I'm--

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I never pay attention to it.

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And, um, I will-- Oh, here.    
        Here, I'll get a pen.

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Okay. Here you are.

151
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Is everything okay?

152
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I don't think           
   that I can sign this right now.

153
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I don't understand.

154
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,727
What do you mean?

155
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,605
I'm--I'm sorry.

156
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:10,192
No. But you, you said that it   
          was--it was fine

157
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if it was only           
    in our house--only our home.

158
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,240
What's--what's going on?

159
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Your art is all over the show,

160
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so it's like it would be really 
       hard to cut around it.

161
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,123
And--and              
    Dougie says it's impossible,

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but, of course I'll do what    
      I need to do, of course.

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I'm just-- I--I think       
          I'm just confused

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'cause we're friends,

165
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so why wouldn't you want your   
        artwork in the show?

166
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,848
I love that you have my art.    
               It's--

167
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it's just-- it's gonna be     
           a whole thing,

168
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you know, considering       
        what your parents do,

169
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and I'm also being told      
            about, like,

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where I should be         
           showing my art

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and then where           
         it should be seen.

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And it's just, I don't know if

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I want my art in the show

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at this point.

175
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:12,004
So what my-- what my parents do?

176
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Well, they take advantage     
           of poor people.

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I--I don't even really       
          see them anymore.

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And my whole thing,        
            my whole life

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is about doing           
   everything that they don't do.

180
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But you know what?         
 This is--this is good, actually.

181
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I needed to hear this.

182
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Nobody               
    tells me the truth, honestly.

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And that's why we're friends

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because you're           
        always real with me.

185
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And maybe I haven't been as    
       real with you, lately.

186
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'Cause there's actually been    
           a lot of things

187
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,431
going on in my life        
     that you don't know about,

188
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,267
and that's not cool to do

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as a friend, you know.

190
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,816
And I felt this distance      
         between us lately,

191
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,235
and I--I know this is why.

192
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,488
So I'm insecure about myself

193
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,742
and I'm not telling you things.

194
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But, um...

195
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,792
I'm unhappy in my marriage...

196
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,380
and I hide it well, right?

197
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,508
Like, who would even        
             know that?

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00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,928
But I feel like he's        
           holding me back

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00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:47,516
and I just             
         wanna be artistic,

200
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and philosophical,

201
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:53,022
and all he cares          
      about are the financials.

202
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,233
And it's so sad,

203
00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,361
because I came here today

204
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,740
to ask you to be          
     a consultant for the show.

205
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:06,660
That's what I wanted to do.    
     It was gonna be so special.

206
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,829
And, I mean...

207
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,998
you don't want even want      
        your art in the show,

208
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,458
so, like, what am I thinking?

209
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,044
I mean, I'm so lost.

210
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,755
I'm so off base. It's crazy.

211
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,592
I just-- I--I should--       
        I should just leave.

212
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,803
I should leave.

213
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:30,893
I didn't know--I didn't know    
        about you and Asher.

214
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,103
I'm sorry.

215
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,689
Well, I mean,           
      how would you know that?

216
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,442
I haven't been           
         telling you things.

217
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:48,077
I was so excited.         
    It was gonna be so special...

218
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:53,999
and we have $15,000 to       
        $20,000 for this job,

219
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,835
and it's...

220
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:10,015
So, what would--          
     what would this job entail?

221
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:18,065
I just really wanna get things   
          right, you know?

222
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:24,321
And so if I-- if I have a     
    question about Tiwa or Tewa,

223
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:29,451
like I still mix those up.     
     And I-- you know, if have.

224
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:34,623
So-- so, like           
    a Native American consultant?

225
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:39,545
Yes. I mean, but it--       
       it really wouldn't take

226
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,463
much of your time at all.

227
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:45,801
Would I-- would my name      
             have to be

228
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,511
in the credits of the show or...

229
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,681
I mean, if you felt comfortable 
          with that, yeah.

230
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:56,353
Could I-- could we maybe do it   
            anonymously?

231
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,525
It's a pretty big network show,

232
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,695
so, you know, if they--

233
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,697
if they were paying you      
           for this role,

234
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,699
I--I do think it might be a    
          little bit weird

235
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,576
if it was anonymous,        
           you know, like,

236
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,996
I don't know if          
        they would want that.

237
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:21,962
So for-- and this is        
            for $20,000?

238
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,716
I don't wanna force you into    
         anything. [laughs]

239
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,760
And it's just to consult.

240
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:30,596
It's not about           
         my art in the show?

241
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,598
[stammers] Yes, exactly,      
          just to consult.

242
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,516
I mean, we could          
    rip this thing up right now.

243
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,560
I mean, you know,         
          I'm just kidding.

244
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:40,064
You can--you can take time     
    to think about it, of course.

245
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,524
But it's just to consult.

246
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,614
Hmm. [chuckles]

247
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:53,953
[chuckles] Oh, I'm so happy we   
      can talk like this. I...

248
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,164
Yeah, yeah, me too.

249
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:01,418
[laughs] Do you mind if I get   
             some water?

250
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,879
-No, no, please.          
   -I'm thirsty from all of these.

251
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,964
Get some water.

252
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:09,134
Okay. I'm just gonna use      
         one of these mugs.

253
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,136
[tinkling]

254
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,409
I'm so ugly that on Halloween   
        when I open the door,

255
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,910
kids give   me   candy.

256
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,078
[laugh]

257
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,204
That's funny, right?

258
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,165
Does anybody know what       
         comedian said that?

259
00:16:40,915 --> 00:16:42,334
I'll give you a clue.

260
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,753
He gets no respect.

261
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,006
Steven Wright.

262
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,591
Actually, it is...

263
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,888
Rodney Dangerfield, right?

264
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,057
We used to             
      be really close friends,

265
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,436
but then he stopped talking    
    to me because I'm not funny.

266
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,564
All right. Well, show of hands,

267
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,692
how many of you, uh, know     
     who Rodney Dangerfield is?

268
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,737
All right.             
       Well, he was the master

269
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,238
of self-deprecating humor.

270
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,074
And some say, that is       
      the safest form of comedy

271
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,827
because you're making yourself   
    the butt of the joke, right?

272
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,704
I know some of you right now    
       you're asking yourself,

273
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:24,585
“Jeff, you are an         
       extremely handsome guy

274
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,003
and you seem to be         
         pretty smart, too.

275
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:29,882
So how is that gonna help me    
           with my career?

276
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:33,510
How is it gonna help me      
   if I'm pointing out my flaws?”

277
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,179
Well, the answer is,        
            and I know--

278
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,015
I know I keep going        
   back to emotional intelligence,

279
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,934
but it is a form of        
       emotional intelligence.

280
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:44,938
People are drawn to those     
     who are self-aware, right?

281
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,858
And puts everybody         
           at ease, right?

282
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,818
So, Rachael, you were,       
        uh, saying something

283
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,154
about, uh,             
       mothering, smothering.

284
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,238
What were you saying?

285
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,282
I said, "Mothering, smothering,

286
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,784
what's the difference?"

287
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,285
Okay.               
 Well, it's kind of a pun, right?

288
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,829
But you're also looking back    
   at yourself when you're saying

289
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,123
that you're            
    an overbearing mother, right?

290
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,667
So what can be           
      the exaggeration on that,

291
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,087
that we can turn it into a joke?

292
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,381
I'm not a mother, I'm a smother?

293
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,093
That's close,           
        but it's still a pun.

294
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:17,971
So let's, let's take a       
   look at, uh, Rodney here, okay?

295
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:22,434
Are we really to believe that   
       kids think he's so ugly

296
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,894
that they give him candy

297
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,815
because they think he's wearing 
         a monster costume?

298
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,234
No, no. And that's         
        what makes it funny.

299
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,487
So what would happen if you    
      were to smother your kid,

300
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,240
like, like, way too much, right?

301
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,451
He would suffocate and die.

302
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,871
So you might say,

303
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:46,208
uh, "I'm really concerned     
      with my parenting skills

304
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,335
because I'm--           
   I'm afraid I might be arrested

305
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,839
-for first degree smothering."   
             -[laughter]

306
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,841
Okay.               
    Well, it's not the best joke,

307
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,301
but you guys get          
          the idea, right?

308
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,886
Uh, Asher, you were, uh,

309
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,805
saying something          
       about a career change.

310
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,265
How can we make          
         a joke out of that?

311
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:04,268
Uh, perhaps maybe,         
         uh, you were fired

312
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,978
or, um, nobody wants you?

313
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,688
Well, I wasn't fired.       
           I left myself.

314
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,065
It was like a contract job,    
        so I chose to leave.

315
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,359
Okay. Sure, sure.         
    But, but again, we're--we're,

316
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,863
uh, talking about exaggeration   
            here, right?

317
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,949
So all we really          
   need is just a kernel of truth.

318
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:23,328
So, um, maybe the other day,

319
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,747
uh, we were talking        
       and you were telling me

320
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,916
about an insecurity        
    that you have about yourself

321
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,919
and you thought it         
    could be the source of humor,

322
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,422
so why don't we, uh, try that?

323
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,383
Um...

324
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,888
I'd, I'd rather not go into it.

325
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,347
Okay. Well, are, are you sure?   
           Because again,

326
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,808
you know, we all          
    know that for a joke to work,

327
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,310
um, we've got to be able to

328
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,395
stretch the truth a little,    
               right?

329
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,023
We're not gonna take        
        everything literally.

330
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,443
Well, there's one thing I'd    
    like to stretch a little bit.

331
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,861
My penis.

332
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,283
Okay. Well, okay.         
        That's a good start,

333
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,786
but let's try it again,      
           but this time,

334
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:07,873
let's not literally say      
     the subject matter, right?

335
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,542
Let's just hint          
       at the subject matter.

336
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:17,591
Well, there's one-- well,     
    there's one phrase I don't--

337
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,885
no one ever says to me,

338
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,137
"Is that a banana         
          in your pocket?"

339
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,807
Um, because even if        
     I could stretch my banana,

340
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,935
uh, no one would          
         think I was happy.

341
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:32,147
Okay. Well, again,         
      I think maybe not exactly

342
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,482
because I mean the banana...

343
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,859
Oh, because you can't stretch   
       a banana. I see, I see.

344
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,279
Does it really matter how he    
 phrases it? Can we just move on?

345
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,324
Well, I, you know, I--I would   
      really love for this joke

346
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,117
to land properly for Asher.

347
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,370
No, yeah, I understand,      
         but I just, I mean,

348
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:49,206
I'm asking myself         
    why am I paying to watch you

349
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:52,626
workshop a masturbation joke?   
        I just wanna move on.

350
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,420
Okay. Well, I don't think     
          that Asher's joke

351
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,632
was to invoke           
        masturbation, right?

352
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,050
I mean, Asher, do you wanna go

353
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,885
and explain your joke       
            to everyone?

354
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,721
Uh, I'd prefer not to.

355
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,557
Well, Asher told me in private   
      that he has a small penis

356
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,601
and I think that is what      
              the joke

357
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,228
was supposed to portray.

358
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,313
You know, penis size, you know,

359
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:17,234
that is a classic form       
        of self-deprecation.

360
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,527
[woman]              
        He wants to move on.

361
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,487
I don't understand why       
      you keep dwelling on it.

362
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:23,907
Okay. What about even if      
      you rub the genie bottle

363
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,742
really hard,            
      you never see the genie?

364
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,120
Stop, okay? Stop.

365
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:32,124
Uh, I'm a man and I did not    
     think that joke was funny.

366
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:35,043
And I work with victims      
          of sexual assault

367
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,297
and I can guarantee you      
      that joke would not land.

368
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:43,510
Let's-- all right.         
   This is a learning opportunity.

369
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,346
Asher told a joke         
       that offended everyone.

370
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,765
So let's talk about this.

371
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,018
Okay, Asher,            
     I'm gonna be blunt, right?

372
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:54,313
Um, you crossed          
       the line and, you know,

373
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:58,108
you got to know when, uh, you're 
    going outside the boundaries,

374
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,027
and that's exactly         
         what you just did.

375
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:03,030
I guess kind of the way      
    that you chose to phrase it,

376
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,239
it was a little weird.

377
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,949
I didn't even want to talk     
         about it in class.

378
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,409
That's why I brought it up     
         with you privately.

379
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,619
So, you know, maybe        
        we could get together

380
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,413
and we could have         
         a private session,

381
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,914
or maybe you could have,      
              you know,

382
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,458
-the next round of classes.    
        -What are you saying?

383
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,043
You don't want me         
         back in this class?

384
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:18,337
No, I do want you back.      
         You have my email.

385
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,505
You know, why don't you      
 contact me in a couple of months

386
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,424
and we'll get           
     you in with the new group,

387
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,343
see how that goes.         
         I mean, you know...

388
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,719
Sure, sure.

389
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,512
[teacher] Are we good?

390
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,433
I don't need these         
          fucking classes.

391
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:32,976
I don't need to          
         come back to this.

392
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,311
If you were really funny,     
           you wouldn't be

393
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,645
teaching in            
       a fucking Legion Hall.

394
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,147
-[teacher] Okay.          
        -You'd be on YouTube,

395
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,523
like the comedians I watch.    
                Okay?

396
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,108
-That's a-- that's a cliche.    
      -I don't need this shit.

397
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,276
Don't say that.          
          That's not true.

398
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,486
You put me in that situation.

399
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:43,737
-Relax.              
       -[Asher] Whatever, man.

400
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,655
-Okay, dude.            
           -[door closes]

401
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,241
[Kevin Hart]   I'm serious,     
        I did, I thought my baby

402
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,284
was a dumb baby.

403
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,036
But now I realize         
             he's not dumb,

404
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,579
he just does dumb shit.      
             Like I don't--

405
00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:54,539
I don't like the way my      
        son throws his tantrums.

406
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,375
You know, when          
        a baby throw a tantrum,

407
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,794
he's supposed to fall       
     out, cry, roll on the ground.

408
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,212
That's a tantrum.

409
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,755
This is not a           
        joke, this is for real.

410
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:02,672
[thud]

411
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,216
It's the most retarded thing

412
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,051
I've seen in my life.       
          I can't say nothing.

413
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,427
I got to wait till        
             he's finished

414
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,554
then explain to          
         people what happened.

415
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,819
No, I know, exactly.

416
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:29,449
Yeah.               
       Uh, hold on one second.

417
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,076
[door closes]

418
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:40,585
Okay. No, I know.         
         I completely agree.

419
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,554
...throughout our state,

420
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,722
we can only hope         
           changes come soon,

421
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:57,060
especially to this area.     
          Monica Perez, KOE 7.

422
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,104
Thank you, Monica,        
            shocking stuff.

423
00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:01,231
There is nothing funny      
            about addiction.

424
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,691
All right.            
       Let's check in with Carey.

425
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,526
And brighten things up      
             with forecast.

426
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:07,070
[Carey]   Ooh, well,         
            I'll tell you...

427
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:11,658
You know, gambling addiction   
         is a huge problem here

428
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,452
in our states and our reporting

429
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:17,247
uncovered questionable      
     practices at Whistling River.

430
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,249
Monica Perez reports.

431
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,335
The roll of the dice,       
         the spin of the wheel,

432
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,628
the turn of the card.

433
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:26,173
At any moment,          
         you could be a winner.

434
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,425
But for more than         
          10 million Americans

435
00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,135
who are addicted to gambling,

436
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:33,263
these images may remind them   
         of their life savings

437
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:34,556
going down the drain.

438
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,224
And to prevent this        
            from happening,

439
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,394
local recovering addicts     
        like Joanna Hernandez...

440
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,646
rely on the New Mexico      
         Gaming Control Board,

441
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:44,441
in collaboration         
      with the casinos themselves,

442
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,735
to prevent them from playing.

443
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,778
They let me in,          
          they watch me play,

444
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:52,240
and when I win,          
           they come up to me

445
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,409
and tell me            
       "We're taking your money."

446
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:57,245
After losing her daughter's    
            college savings

447
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,122
through gambling         
            seven years ago,

448
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:02,167
Ms. Hernandez joined       
       the Gaming Control Board's

449
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:05,003
self-exclusion program,      
          which forces casinos

450
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:08,548
like Whistling River,       
      run by the San Pedro Pueblo

451
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,177
to deny entry to addicts     
          like Ms. Hernandez.

452
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,429
But through our          
        reporting, we discovered

453
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,557
the Gaming Control Board is not   
       only negligent in its duty

454
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:20,685
to deny that access        
       and protect those addicts,

455
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,480
but it's knowingly        
         allowing them to play.

456
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:27,526
This security footage we     
      obtained shows Ms. Hernandez

457
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,237
winning a $35,000 jackpot

458
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,447
at the Indian Dreaming      
             slot machine,

459
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:35,242
at which point,          
         several casino staff,

460
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,701
including an onsite inspector

461
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,454
from the New Mexico        
          Gaming Control Board

462
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,830
appear on the casino floor.

463
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:44,000
You'll see here,         
       the casino staff stood by

464
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:48,213
as Ms. Hernandez switched     
        from slots to blackjack,

465
00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:50,173
where her winning         
           streak continued.

466
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,758
We figured out she had an     
        accurate self-exclusion

467
00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:53,260
after she won the jackpot,

468
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,387
but when I went to go remove   
       her off the casino floor,

469
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,180
the inspector was         
     like, "No, no, no, let's wait,

470
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,640
let's leave her,         
       see how much she can win,"

471
00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:00,350
like it was some         
           sick game of his.

472
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,269
Watch here as           
      the control board inspector

473
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,187
and an unidentified        
             casino staffer

474
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:07,566
seemed to find delight      
       in watching Ms. Hernandez

475
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:10,610
accumulate chips         
           knowing full well

476
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,237
the casino is legally required

477
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,240
to confiscate           
          everything she wins.

478
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:19,411
But one person who is       
     not laughing is Ms. Hernandez,

479
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:20,912
as it was not           
            until the casino

480
00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:24,874
let her accumulate upwards of   
          $70,000 in winnings

481
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,543
that they stepped in.

482
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,336
I was like,            
         "Why? It's my money."

483
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:31,423
I won it. I'm gonna        
         leave with those chips

484
00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,425
because my brother's       
            gonna come back

485
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:34,759
and cash them in for me.

486
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,178
They tell me, "No, you have to 
        leave those chips here."

487
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,638
[reporter]             
           While some casinos

488
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,724
use facial recognition      
               technology

489
00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:43,310
to catch problem gamblers     
           right at the door,

490
00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:46,354
our reporting shows        
        the Gaming Control Board

491
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,814
has dragged their feet.

492
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,107
Whit?

493
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:57,282
Whit? Baby?

494
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,994
Did you see the news?

495
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,164
Was that you laughing?

496
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,834
It was me, but she         
      completely misrepresented

497
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:09,210
what I was doing.

498
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,587
I was telling him         
        he had to remove her.

499
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,380
That's why I was pointing.

500
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:15,550
[Whitney] You were patting him   
            on the back.

501
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,512
I was being friendly because I   
     was trying to persuade him.

502
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,848
It was extremely uncomfortable.

503
00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:25,727
Why didn't you just        
         stop her yourself?

504
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:29,814
Well, A, that's not my job.

505
00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:33,652
And, B, the inspector       
          could have been--

506
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,195
I mean, he could          
          have been annoyed

507
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,280
and we need            
   to maintain a good relationship

508
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:40,241
with the control board or else   
      it could hurt the casino.

509
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:44,329
[sighs] I mean,          
     it's really hard to explain

510
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,122
the vibe in that moment.

511
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,793
You know, when you said that    
         you witnessed this,

512
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,878
I didn't realize          
      that you were part of it.

513
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,631
How could you accuse me      
       of being part of this?

514
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:57,884
I--I was trying to get him     
           to remove her.

515
00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,803
I'm--I'm the one          
        who blew the whistle

516
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:02,263
This news story          
          is because of me.

517
00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:06,559
You wouldn't have done anything 
     if I hadn't forced you to.

518
00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:07,686
That's bullshit.

519
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,688
[Whitney]             
           Is it bullshit?

520
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,445
You wouldn't do          
            anything good

521
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,698
if I didn't force you to.

522
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:30,875
♪ ♪ ♪

523
00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:45,682
[phone chimes]

524
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:20,425
♪ ♪ ♪

525
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:31,770
-There you go.           
          -Okay. Thank you.

526
00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:33,563
And we're on good timing.

527
00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:35,356
-You wanna follow me?       
               -Yeah.

528
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,028
So, we're gonna have you sit    
             right here.

529
00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:41,070
-Hey.               
                -Hi.

530
00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:42,947
-She is.              
             -[chuckles]

531
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,618
All right. You guys good?

532
00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:48,495
-Rolling.             
        -[Dougie] All right.

533
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:54,125
So, all right. So,         
         let me--let's, um,

534
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,336
let's start off with, um,

535
00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:58,880
how's your--how's         
      your relationship doing?

536
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:00,965
How's it all going?

537
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:07,263
Uh, ooh, um...

538
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:13,436
well, I think every relationship

539
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,940
reaches a point where       
    you start to question things.

540
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,983
You know, that--that's normal,

541
00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:23,154
everyone goes           
       through that, you know?

542
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,992
You notice yourself keeping    
           little secrets,

543
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,954
things that you          
       don't share with them,

544
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:35,583
because you wonder if       
       they'll have your back.

545
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:40,630
Uh, and you would think that if 
 you've spent years with someone,

546
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,715
that eventually at some point

547
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:46,052
you'd feel like you        
          really know them.

548
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,263
But honestly,

549
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:50,390
maybe sometimes...

550
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:54,185
you never do.

551
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:58,106
Because you start to see these   
        glimpses of a person

552
00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:01,568
that you don't recognize,     
        and it's--it's scary.

553
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:07,574
And you wonder, is that      
           the real them?

554
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:14,205
Is my idea of them just      
    a projection or is that real?

555
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,541
You know?

556
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,507
Do you ever feel like, um,

557
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,385
Asher is holding you        
            back at all?

558
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,266
[chuckles]

559
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:38,229
You're good at this.        
          Um... [chuckles]

560
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,066
Because you guys          
       are--are strong, right?

561
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:45,194
At the end of the day,       
    you're gonna survive, right?

562
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:56,080
Next question.

563
00:31:56,831 --> 00:32:00,001
♪ eerie music ♪

564
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,976
-All done?             
            -[man] Yeah.

565
00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:20,480
-Can I see in a mirror?      
            -[man] Sure.

566
00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:27,946
-Looks good. Thanks.        
           -[man] Welcome.

567
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,238
[Dougie] Anyways,         
         so I'm standing there

568
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,615
and this guy is, like,

569
00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:32,283
"Hey, you wanna fight?"      
           And I'm like...

570
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:33,284
[laughing]

571
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,869
...and somebody goes,       
           "Bitch! Bitch!"

572
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:36,913
And I'm like, you know,      
      like, "I didn't say it."

573
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,831
-That's not good!         
     -I swear. I didn't say it.

574
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:40,166
Hundred percent. Totally.

575
00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:42,001
-Yo, what's happening?       
           -What's funny?

576
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,128
Just, just some dumb story.    
               But...

577
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:46,130
-Can I hear?            
              -[laughs]

578
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,509
-Okay.               
            -What was it?

579
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:51,302
Okay. I have to go.        
        You're done with me?

580
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,720
[Dougie]              
      All good. That was great.

581
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,013
-Okay. Okay.            
         -[Dougie] Amazing.

582
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,098
You're up.

583
00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:56,391
Um, we're doing Shabbat      
          tonight, are we?

584
00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:58,893
-When I get home?         
           -I have plans.

585
00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,229
I bought a challah         
          on the way here.

586
00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:05,108
I'll have it for breakfast.

587
00:33:05,191 --> 00:33:09,487
Did you, um, buy a bunch of    
      stuff from Iosheka Jeans?

588
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:14,617
No, I gave them          
          the credit card,

589
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,119
so that if someone shoplifts,

590
00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:17,829
they can just charge me

591
00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:20,289
instead of calling the police.

592
00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:22,792
Okay.

593
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,086
-Yeah.               
    -I guess that's a good idea.

594
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,005
-I know.              
          -Hey, um, Asher,

595
00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:28,756
we're just gonna have you,

596
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:30,174
uh, sit over here.

597
00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:31,259
[Asher] Okay.

598
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,012
Asher time! [vocalizing]

599
00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:37,098
[chuckles] What was        
          the funny story?

600
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,017
Oh, it was just, uh, some guy   
        who thought I wanted

601
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,769
to fight him because I happened 
       to be stretching my jaw

602
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:43,229
when someone            
         else said "bitch."

603
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,189
[chuckles] Okay.

604
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:46,149
We good?

605
00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:47,358
[Tonya] You better         
          go do it because

606
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,526
we're a little bit over time.

607
00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,486
Not even if we end         
     30 minutes early tomorrow?

608
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:51,738
[Tonya]              
            Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

609
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:54,115
-Really?              
      -[Tonya] No, I've asked.

610
00:33:55,324 --> 00:33:59,454
Great. I appreciate that.     
             Thank you.

611
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:02,582
Um... [chuckles]

612
00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:04,667
So looks like we're gonna     
     have to do you another day.

613
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,295
Whitney went long,         
        so sorry about that.

614
00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:10,255
But hey, at least you got some   
     nice, uh, beautiful makeup

615
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:12,091
for your Shabbat dinner.      
           Which I want--

616
00:34:12,132 --> 00:34:14,677
I wanted to, uh, to thank you   
             by the way.

617
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:17,179
I really, really          
      wanted to thank you for,

618
00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:19,264
for never inviting me.       
           Not even once.

619
00:34:19,306 --> 00:34:23,603
All right. You remember      
         I'm Jewish, right?

620
00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:25,813
All right. You guys        
     don't have to stick around.

621
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,107
I know you don't wanna       
       stay any longer, so...

622
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:30,650
[Tonya]              
        I'm sorry about this.

623
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,790
Hey, don't be silly.        
            It's, like--

624
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,333
it's, like, flushing        
        money down the drain.

625
00:34:45,373 --> 00:34:46,833
Can't we just do a wire?

626
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,504
You can just wire it to me,    
     it's the same thing, right?

627
00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:50,797
It's just a transfer.

628
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,422
It's gonna count          
      against your inheritance

629
00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:55,717
if I have to file         
         a gift tax return.

630
00:34:57,136 --> 00:35:00,139
Okay, fine.            
       Just give me the cash.

631
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:08,940
Would you like me         
      to count this out to you?

632
00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:10,900
No, I'm good.

633
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,235
So, you have a good day.

634
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:13,277
You, too.

635
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:14,779
Thank you.

636
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,292
Can you get me some        
           receipt paper?

637
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,878
Can you get me           
         some receipt paper?

638
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,172
Do I have to do it myself?

639
00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:41,139
I know you only wanted 30     
           but there's 40.

640
00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:43,432
That will save you         
          a trip next time.

641
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,434
Well, there won't be        
            a next time.

642
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,311
This is the only time.

643
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,940
That is what I love about you.

644
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,693
I'm serious.            
       This is the last time.

645
00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:58,948
Look at me. I am serious.     
     This is a loan, so add it.

646
00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:03,494
You want the market interest    
     rate or friends and family?

647
00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:06,289
Very funny.

648
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:11,878
Here is the 20 that        
           we agreed upon.

649
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,672
And the way that production    
       accounting is working,

650
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:18,092
it's just easier for        
      them to pay you in cash.

651
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,052
-Wow.               
             -[chuckles]

652
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:25,850
Nice. I'm using the kitchen.

653
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:28,811
God...

654
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,942
Have you, um, thought any more   
           about your work

655
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,570
being featured on the show?

656
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:44,243
Um, no, I haven't.

657
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:48,122
So, it's just in the home,

658
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:51,417
it's not-- you're not talking   
              about it.

659
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,753
It's just there, right?

660
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:57,715
No, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.   
    It's just in the background.

661
00:36:58,007 --> 00:37:05,014
Right. I think...         
       I'd be cool with that.

662
00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:07,558
-Really? Yeah?           
               -Yeah.

663
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:10,686
Amazing. Okay. Um...

664
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:15,149
God, it's so annoying       
     that they make us do this.

665
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:18,402
They made me sign this       
          exact same thing

666
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,321
to feature the           
         homes on the show,

667
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:22,031
just because            
       I guess they're, like,

668
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,867
considered art or whatever.    
          [chuckles] Um...

669
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:29,205
so, this is the          
        consultant contract.

670
00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:32,583
So, you just sign here.

671
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,211
All right.

672
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,589
And then your address       
             goes there.

673
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:42,843
And then you'll just do the same 
    for the contract underneath.

674
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:48,891
Oh, my God. [chuckles]

675
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,480
I saw you have a hoop outside.

676
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:56,732
Yeah, it was, uh, there      
      when I rented the place.

677
00:37:56,774 --> 00:38:00,069
Yeah, I tried out for junior    
    varsity but I didn't make it.

678
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,821
-[Cara] Mm-hmm.          
            -Do you play?

679
00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:03,948
Just HORSE.

680
00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:05,533
Let's play.

681
00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:06,701
Right now?

682
00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:10,037
Yeah, if you're free.

683
00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:11,664
Yeah, I guess I'm free.

684
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:16,585
Yeah. I mean, we don't have to   
   if you have other stuff to do.

685
00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:20,715
Sure. Let's-- let's do it.

686
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,758
Okay.

687
00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:36,480
[dribbling continues]

688
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:41,193
[Whitney]             
        All right. So this one,

689
00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:43,446
spin around until you're dizzy, 
             five times.

690
00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:44,405
Okay.

691
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:48,075
And then your feet         
         are off the ground,

692
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,369
you have to yell, "Ow!"

693
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:56,417
Okay? Ready?            
          One, two, three,

694
00:38:56,500 --> 00:39:01,922
four, five. Ow! Oh!

695
00:39:01,964 --> 00:39:05,259
[Cara] Oh, you made it!      
              Oh, yes!

696
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:08,012
Your turn. Exact same thing.

697
00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:12,350
Let's do it. Five times, jump,

698
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:16,354
feet off the ground, shout.

699
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:20,191
[indistinct]

700
00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:22,860
♪ ♪ ♪

701
00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,530
H-O-R.

702
00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:30,409
[Whitney on recorder]       
         Was that you laughing?

703
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,536
[Asher on recorder]        
     It was me, but she completely

704
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,246
misrepresented          
           what I was doing.

705
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,998
I was telling           
       him he had to remove her.

706
00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:37,833
That's why I was pointing.

707
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:41,921
[Whitney on recorder]   You were   
        patting him on the back.

708
00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:43,381
[Asher on recorder]        
          I was being friendly

709
00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:45,174
because I was trying       
            to persuade him.

710
00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:47,343
It was extremely         
             uncomfortable.

711
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:50,554
[Whitney on recorder]       
          Why didn't you just

712
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,056
stop her yourself?

713
00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:54,850
Was that you laughing?

714
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,645
[Asher on recorder]        
     It was me, but she completely

715
00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:59,271
misrepresented          
           what I was doing.

716
00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:00,731
I was telling him         
         we need to remove her.

717
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,525
That's why I was pointing.

718
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,027
[Whitney on recorder]   You were   
        patting him on the back.

719
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:08,155
But there's some makeup      
   that you can wear in the water

720
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,782
so when you swim,

721
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,742
it will stay on after,

722
00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:14,078
and you can wear it for      
        the rest of the month

723
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,330
and you never           
         have to replace it.

724
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,124
But how does it stick?

725
00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:21,544
I don't know. It just does.    
       It sticks on your skin.

726
00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,879
[girl screams]           
         Oh, my God! Josie!

727
00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:28,676
Ms. Donna! Are you okay?

728
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:32,805
We need a teacher!

729
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:36,016
Josie, are you okay?

730
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,603
No, it hurts.

731
00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:43,232
♪ ♪ ♪