1 00:00:13,043 --> 00:00:15,459 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:20,918 --> 00:00:24,793 MAN: (SINGING) It was Christmas Eve, babe 3 00:00:26,001 --> 00:00:29,459 In the drunk tank 4 00:00:29,793 --> 00:00:33,001 An old man said to me 5 00:00:33,751 --> 00:00:37,126 Won't see another one 6 00:00:38,126 --> 00:00:42,418 And then we sang a song 7 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:46,793 The Rare Old Mountain's Dew 8 00:00:46,876 --> 00:00:50,043 I turned my face away 9 00:00:51,043 --> 00:00:55,126 And dreamed about you... 10 00:00:55,668 --> 00:00:59,084 (LAUGHING) 11 00:01:03,043 --> 00:01:04,126 Hey, this one looks good. 12 00:01:05,334 --> 00:01:08,668 What in the fires of Ogord y'all think you doing? 13 00:01:08,751 --> 00:01:12,043 Hey, Captain. We're just, uh... Have you ever heard of Christmas? 14 00:01:12,126 --> 00:01:13,126 What? 15 00:01:13,209 --> 00:01:16,251 Well, it's a celebration we have once a year on Earth, 16 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:19,668 where everybody gets presents for each other. 17 00:01:20,501 --> 00:01:23,709 So, me and Kraglin made this tree and we got gifts for everyone. 18 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:25,043 It was Pete's idea. 19 00:01:25,501 --> 00:01:26,918 Eh... 20 00:01:27,001 --> 00:01:31,376 -And this one here's for you. -Don't come at me with no damn gifts. 21 00:01:31,543 --> 00:01:36,001 What a Ravager gets, he works for. We ain't about no damn handouts. 22 00:01:36,584 --> 00:01:41,209 -It's more like a sign of appreciation. -That sounds more like sentiment, boy. 23 00:01:41,293 --> 00:01:43,876 That may be okay for you mushy types on Terra, 24 00:01:44,168 --> 00:01:47,209 but out here in the cold rigors of space, it's what'll get you killed. 25 00:01:47,876 --> 00:01:50,418 And you, you ought to know better. 26 00:01:51,501 --> 00:01:54,751 Now, get this crap out of here. 27 00:01:54,876 --> 00:01:56,709 If it ain't out of here before I get back, 28 00:01:56,793 --> 00:02:00,751 you're both gonna be cleaning the latrines for the rest of the damn year. 29 00:02:01,001 --> 00:02:04,793 -But that's Gef's favorite job. -You talking back now, Kraglin? 30 00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:05,876 No. 31 00:02:06,834 --> 00:02:08,418 (YELLING ANGRILY) 32 00:02:10,376 --> 00:02:13,126 I hate Christmas! 33 00:02:18,293 --> 00:02:22,168 And that's how Yondu ruined Christmas forever. 34 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,126 That is so sad. 35 00:02:24,251 --> 00:02:25,918 (LAUGHS) 36 00:02:26,001 --> 00:02:28,126 I like the part where Yondu kicked over the tree. 37 00:02:28,251 --> 00:02:29,459 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 38 00:02:35,084 --> 00:02:37,043 Anyways, I just saw on the Multi-calendar 39 00:02:37,126 --> 00:02:40,209 that right now on Earth, it's almost Christmastime. 40 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:43,334 So, yeah, it kind of brings back some memories. 41 00:02:43,418 --> 00:02:44,543 Yondu had a point. 42 00:02:44,668 --> 00:02:46,626 Ever since buying Knowhere from The Collector, 43 00:02:46,793 --> 00:02:49,709 we don't have time for trivialities like Christmas. 44 00:02:50,251 --> 00:02:53,126 This place needs a lot of fixing up before it's livable. 45 00:02:53,751 --> 00:02:56,584 -Yeah, I reckon we've got work to do. -Yeah. 46 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,876 That was such a heartbreaking story. 47 00:03:03,168 --> 00:03:06,209 I know. I hate stories where everybody lives. 48 00:03:15,668 --> 00:03:16,918 -Thank you. -Yeah. 49 00:03:21,376 --> 00:03:24,584 Cosmo, what use is telekinesis if you can't even aim? 50 00:03:24,751 --> 00:03:26,709 COSMO: You wanna do it? Do it. 51 00:03:27,418 --> 00:03:29,793 Just concentrate, you stupid mutt. 52 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,543 (BARKS) 53 00:03:32,959 --> 00:03:33,959 What? 54 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:36,584 COSMO: I refuse to do any more work while you demean me. 55 00:03:36,709 --> 00:03:39,751 All right, all right. I'm sorry. Chill out. 56 00:03:39,876 --> 00:03:43,251 COSMO: Also, I want one of those delicious treats in that bag. 57 00:03:44,418 --> 00:03:46,168 (ROCKET GROANS) 58 00:03:46,376 --> 00:03:47,834 (BARKS) 59 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,209 (COSMO GIGGLES) 60 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:53,834 ROCKET: All right, that's it. Back to work. 61 00:03:57,626 --> 00:03:58,876 BZERMIKITOKOLOK: Here he comes. 62 00:04:00,543 --> 00:04:01,543 Hey, Peter. 63 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,459 Oh. Hi, Bzermikitokolok. 64 00:04:04,626 --> 00:04:06,418 My bandmates and I have been mastering 65 00:04:06,501 --> 00:04:09,501 these old Earth instruments and working on a little ditty. 66 00:04:09,584 --> 00:04:11,376 And I thought you might be able to help us out 67 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:13,668 as it's about one of your Earth traditions. 68 00:04:13,959 --> 00:04:15,459 -Oh? -Christmas. 69 00:04:15,751 --> 00:04:16,751 Oh. 70 00:04:16,834 --> 00:04:19,793 Everything I know about Christmas, I learned from Rocket, 71 00:04:19,876 --> 00:04:22,501 who learned from Cosmo, who learned from Kraglin, 72 00:04:22,626 --> 00:04:23,751 who learned from you. 73 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:25,751 So I thought I might just take it back to the source 74 00:04:25,834 --> 00:04:28,376 and make sure I understand this all correctly. 75 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:30,918 This is, after all, a historical document. 76 00:04:31,126 --> 00:04:32,293 -Okay. Yeah, sure. -Okay. 77 00:04:32,418 --> 00:04:35,001 (SINGING) Out on the third planet closest to the sun 78 00:04:35,084 --> 00:04:38,959 There's a special celebration And it sounds quite fun 79 00:04:39,084 --> 00:04:42,001 A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone 80 00:04:42,084 --> 00:04:45,001 On a holiday they call Christmas 81 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:46,834 That's perfect. Good. Bzer, good job. 82 00:04:46,918 --> 00:04:48,376 Now I'm not gonna lie 83 00:04:48,501 --> 00:04:49,501 Oh, there's more. 84 00:04:49,626 --> 00:04:50,876 It makes no sense to me 85 00:04:51,084 --> 00:04:56,376 But here's what I've discovered about this Christmas mystery 86 00:04:56,459 --> 00:04:58,918 I'm super busy. Is this a long song? 87 00:04:59,251 --> 00:05:00,459 One, two, three. 88 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:06,001 Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers 89 00:05:06,293 --> 00:05:12,043 He flies to every human home in under 14 hours 90 00:05:12,459 --> 00:05:14,626 He's a master burglar 91 00:05:14,709 --> 00:05:15,709 No. 92 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,543 A pro at picking locks 93 00:05:17,626 --> 00:05:18,626 No. 94 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,876 If you don't leave milk and cookies out 95 00:05:21,376 --> 00:05:24,501 He will put dung in your socks 96 00:05:24,584 --> 00:05:26,793 That is not part of the lore at all. 97 00:05:27,084 --> 00:05:29,793 If you act nicely through the night 98 00:05:29,918 --> 00:05:32,626 And don't jump on your bed 99 00:05:33,251 --> 00:05:38,501 Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head 100 00:05:39,001 --> 00:05:41,668 But if you're on his naughty list 101 00:05:41,751 --> 00:05:44,543 He shoots missiles at your toes 102 00:05:44,876 --> 00:05:47,251 He might just roast your chestnuts 103 00:05:47,334 --> 00:05:52,084 With his powerful flamethrower 104 00:05:52,168 --> 00:05:54,126 No, he doesn't have a flamethrower. 105 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:55,876 Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein 106 00:05:55,959 --> 00:05:56,959 That's kinda cool. 107 00:05:57,043 --> 00:05:59,251 Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer 108 00:05:59,751 --> 00:06:05,251 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 109 00:06:07,293 --> 00:06:11,834 He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish 110 00:06:11,918 --> 00:06:12,959 Huh? 111 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:18,459 One sought to be a dentist Now he's sleeping with the fish 112 00:06:19,209 --> 00:06:24,584 Mrs. Claus, she works the pole Plans her man's demise 113 00:06:24,668 --> 00:06:25,668 No! 114 00:06:25,751 --> 00:06:27,626 Soon the elves will all rise up 115 00:06:27,709 --> 00:06:31,168 And stab out Santa's eyes 116 00:06:31,376 --> 00:06:32,834 I am Groot. 117 00:06:34,001 --> 00:06:36,168 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho 118 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:39,334 Earthlings are so weird 119 00:06:39,418 --> 00:06:40,459 That's true. 120 00:06:40,543 --> 00:06:45,126 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 121 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:48,126 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho 122 00:06:48,793 --> 00:06:51,543 Earthlings are so weird 123 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:57,376 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 124 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,959 What the heck's a turtledove? 125 00:07:01,793 --> 00:07:05,084 And who lit up that deer? 126 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:12,751 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 127 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:18,376 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 128 00:07:19,043 --> 00:07:23,043 Or maybe it's there Or it's somewhere 129 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:24,793 I don't know. 130 00:07:27,168 --> 00:07:30,209 -You just got these instruments? -Thank you, Knowhere. 131 00:07:30,293 --> 00:07:31,751 (CROWD APPLAUDING TEPIDLY) 132 00:07:33,293 --> 00:07:35,001 Have you ever seen a crowd more into it? 133 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:39,793 He loved it, guys. (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 134 00:07:42,751 --> 00:07:45,043 It sounds like Christmas is a wonderful time, 135 00:07:45,168 --> 00:07:46,959 and Yondu ruined it for Peter. 136 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:49,501 I feel like I should do something. 137 00:07:49,709 --> 00:07:54,043 -Why? -Because of, you know, my secret. 138 00:07:54,668 --> 00:07:56,126 The one only you know. 139 00:07:56,251 --> 00:07:58,584 That you ate the entire bowl of zarg-nuts in the commissary? 140 00:07:58,668 --> 00:08:00,876 -My other secret. -That you're Quill's sister? 141 00:08:02,418 --> 00:08:04,126 Why don't you just tell people the truth? 142 00:08:04,418 --> 00:08:09,334 Peter's father, our father, killed his mother and tried to kill him. 143 00:08:10,584 --> 00:08:13,626 I don't want him to be reminded of that every time he sees me. 144 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:15,584 No, I meant about the zarg-nuts. 145 00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:18,209 Oh. I don't think anyone cares about that but you. 146 00:08:19,043 --> 00:08:20,376 Maybe because I'm his sister, 147 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:23,126 I feel like I should give Peter a happy Christmas. 148 00:08:23,418 --> 00:08:25,959 He's so sad about Gamora being gone. 149 00:08:27,126 --> 00:08:30,584 Maybe if we gave Peter a really wonderful Christmas gift, 150 00:08:30,751 --> 00:08:31,876 it would make him happy. 151 00:08:31,959 --> 00:08:34,709 Well, we could give him those zarg-nuts, except you ate them all. 152 00:08:34,918 --> 00:08:36,584 Get over the zarg-nuts! 153 00:08:39,209 --> 00:08:43,126 -What kind of present? -Something special he will never forget. 154 00:08:44,543 --> 00:08:48,084 -What about someone special? -What? 155 00:08:48,168 --> 00:08:51,084 Over the years, Quill has talked about one person more than any other. 156 00:08:51,334 --> 00:08:53,834 A legendary hero who has saved countless lives. 157 00:08:54,084 --> 00:08:56,501 We could give him to Quill as a present. 158 00:08:58,084 --> 00:08:59,626 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) 159 00:09:00,584 --> 00:09:01,793 -(CAR DOOR SHUTS) -(MUSIC STOPS) 160 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:04,043 (PHONE RINGING) 161 00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:07,584 Kyra, hey, honey. 162 00:09:07,668 --> 00:09:08,709 -KYRA: Hey, baby. -(CHUCKLES) 163 00:09:08,793 --> 00:09:11,084 I can't wait for you guys to get back from New York. 164 00:09:11,168 --> 00:09:12,418 -Did you get the stuff? -Yep. 165 00:09:12,501 --> 00:09:13,876 Yeah, I got all the presents. 166 00:09:14,501 --> 00:09:18,209 Everything is set for the perfect family Christmas. 167 00:09:20,084 --> 00:09:21,251 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 168 00:09:25,709 --> 00:09:28,084 MAN: (SINGING) I don't care what the neighbors say 169 00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:30,751 Christmastime is near 170 00:09:31,418 --> 00:09:34,251 I don't care what anyone says 171 00:09:34,334 --> 00:09:37,001 Christmas is full of cheer 172 00:09:37,084 --> 00:09:38,626 All I know is that Santa's... 173 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,043 Wow! 174 00:09:42,793 --> 00:09:45,501 I wonder which one belongs to Kevin Bacon. 175 00:09:48,668 --> 00:09:50,751 (SOBBING) 176 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:56,209 Drax, why are they staring? 177 00:09:57,376 --> 00:10:00,418 You put the cloaking device on like you said you did, right? 178 00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:01,543 Yes. 179 00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:09,543 I can plainly see that you just did it right now in front of me. 180 00:10:09,668 --> 00:10:10,959 -No, I didn't. -Yes, you did. 181 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,043 No, I didn't. 182 00:10:13,543 --> 00:10:15,209 I wish I brought Groot. 183 00:10:16,751 --> 00:10:20,876 So, we'll go down into the city and ask people where Kevin Bacon is. 184 00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:23,043 DRAX: Do you think Kevin Bacon is the leader of the world 185 00:10:23,126 --> 00:10:24,959 or just to most people? 186 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:28,834 -I think everybody. -Oh! I'm so excited. 187 00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:31,918 (BOTH LAUGH GLEEFULLY) 188 00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:36,793 MAN: (SINGING) I can hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend 189 00:10:36,876 --> 00:10:39,626 Here comes the darkest end 190 00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:41,626 Christmas is here 191 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,876 (GASPS) Look. 192 00:10:46,626 --> 00:10:48,834 (GIGGLING EXCITEDLY) 193 00:10:53,543 --> 00:10:54,543 (WOMAN EXCLAIMS) 194 00:10:58,251 --> 00:10:59,834 Steve! 195 00:11:04,001 --> 00:11:06,251 -Why is he running away? -I don't know. 196 00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:14,293 -Hey! -No! I'm sorry. GoBots killed his cousin. 197 00:11:14,376 --> 00:11:17,918 -I'll rip your head off! -Drax! Stop being a bigot. 198 00:11:20,626 --> 00:11:21,668 (BELL DINGING) 199 00:11:21,751 --> 00:11:24,959 Oh. Hey, can we get a picture? Come on, guys. Come on. Ready? 200 00:11:26,168 --> 00:11:27,459 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 201 00:11:27,543 --> 00:11:30,126 -Okay, amazing. Thank you so much. -Thank you. 202 00:11:30,209 --> 00:11:32,209 We got a picture with the God of War. 203 00:11:36,084 --> 00:11:38,209 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 204 00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:41,001 (CROWD CHEERING AND WHOOPING) 205 00:11:43,418 --> 00:11:45,709 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 206 00:11:47,168 --> 00:11:48,959 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 207 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,418 My dear 208 00:11:52,584 --> 00:11:55,543 Is this Christmas? 209 00:11:55,626 --> 00:12:01,043 Whatever happened to that festive cheer? 210 00:12:01,126 --> 00:12:02,918 (LAUGHING) 211 00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:04,668 (DRAX GRUNTING) 212 00:12:17,751 --> 00:12:19,959 MANTIS: Could Kevin Bacon be in here? 213 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,418 WOMAN: (SINGING) Don't think I have the energy 214 00:12:22,668 --> 00:12:24,876 To add to my already mad rush 215 00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:26,626 -(MUSIC CONTINUES) -(CROWD CLAMORING) 216 00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:28,543 The perfect gift for me would be 217 00:12:28,626 --> 00:12:30,584 Completions and connections left from 218 00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:32,834 Last year, ski shop 219 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,918 Encounter, most interesting 220 00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:36,959 Had his number but never the time 221 00:12:37,043 --> 00:12:38,709 Most of '81 passed along those lines 222 00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:41,251 So deck those halls Trim those trees 223 00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:43,251 Raise up cups of Christmas cheer 224 00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:45,709 I just need to catch my breath 225 00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:47,626 Give us your finest libations. 226 00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:50,834 Have you seen Kevin Bacon anywhere? 227 00:12:50,918 --> 00:12:53,168 Why would I know where Kevin Bacon is located? 228 00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:57,418 Calendar picture, frozen landscape 229 00:12:57,501 --> 00:12:59,376 Chilled this room for 24 days 230 00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:01,834 Evergreens, sparkling snow 231 00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:03,168 (HISSING) 232 00:13:10,501 --> 00:13:11,959 Mmm. More. 233 00:13:15,543 --> 00:13:17,459 (MANTIS GIGGLES) 234 00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:20,001 (MANTIS WHOOPS) 235 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:27,084 -Come out and dance with us. -Dancing is for people who are pathetic. 236 00:13:27,209 --> 00:13:28,793 (CHUCKLES) 237 00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:31,168 -Well, how about a drink then? -Yes! 238 00:13:31,418 --> 00:13:33,084 Two shots of tequila, please. 239 00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:35,709 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(MANTIS LAUGHS WILDLY) 240 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,834 (LAUGHING HEARTILY) 241 00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:45,709 (LAUGHING) 242 00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:49,043 -(WHOOPING) -(LAUGHING) 243 00:13:52,668 --> 00:13:55,251 I can't believe not a single one 244 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:59,834 of our new homies (HICCUPS) know where Kevin Bacon is. 245 00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:04,043 There are tens of thousands of people on this planet 246 00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:08,043 and we don't even know what Kevin Bacon looks like. 247 00:14:08,126 --> 00:14:09,584 MAN: (SINGING) Said it was like Christmas 248 00:14:09,668 --> 00:14:11,251 You wanna know where Kevin Bacon lives? 249 00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:14,751 Yes. 250 00:14:23,584 --> 00:14:24,834 That's 40 bucks. 251 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,209 Uh-oh. 252 00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:36,168 I don't know where my money is. 253 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,543 Give it to me for free. 254 00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:42,043 By the time we got to Oslo 255 00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:45,251 Give me all your money. 256 00:14:45,376 --> 00:14:47,001 The snow was gone 257 00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:50,293 MANTIS: Drax, move faster. 258 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:55,126 MAN 1 ON TV: It won't be exactly the same as the one you have on Earth, 259 00:14:55,209 --> 00:14:57,043 but I'm sure it will serve your purpose. 260 00:14:57,126 --> 00:15:00,293 MAN 2: Good. Good. Now I'd like to get going 261 00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:03,376 and have the toy shop operating full-blast 262 00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:06,293 so that I can return to Earth for Christmas. 263 00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:11,293 'Cause, you know, Mrs. Claus is a very good-natured woman. But... 264 00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:14,668 Santa Claus, you will never return to Earth. 265 00:15:14,751 --> 00:15:15,751 Wait. 266 00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:17,334 (LAUGHING) 267 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,834 (DOORBELL RINGS) 268 00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:25,709 KEVIN: Yeah. Can I help you? 269 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,168 (GASPS) 270 00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:31,168 Yes. We are looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon. 271 00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:33,709 We're looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon. 272 00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:34,959 I just said that, Drax. 273 00:15:35,043 --> 00:15:37,334 Your voice is small and mousy. I think maybe he didn't hear you. 274 00:15:37,459 --> 00:15:40,459 He heard. He's Kevin Bacon. He's probably got great ears. 275 00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:43,126 I'm sorry, guys. I can't help you. 276 00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:44,959 But wait, wait, wait, wait. 277 00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,584 -(RINGS DOORBELL) -Hello? 278 00:15:50,001 --> 00:15:51,001 -(RINGS DOORBELL) -Hello? 279 00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:54,876 -(RINGS DOORBELL CONTINUOUSLY) -Hello? Hello? Hello! 280 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,668 He's gone. Look what you did. 281 00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:07,584 You acted weird and you made him not want to talk to us. 282 00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:09,043 Sorry. 283 00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:16,501 Do you think you can toss me over the gate if you... 284 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,376 (MANTIS EXCLAIMS) 285 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,126 Ow! (GRUNTS) 286 00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:25,876 -What are you doing? -Tossing you over the gate. 287 00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:30,459 I didn't mean right that second. I meant after I was ready. 288 00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:32,876 I wasn't even done talking. 289 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,959 Toss you over the gate. Don't toss you over the gate. 290 00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,084 Make up your mind. 291 00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:50,709 Whoa! 292 00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:52,501 (GASPS) 293 00:16:55,168 --> 00:16:58,834 -I want this funny man. -Don't just take stuff. 294 00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:01,293 (GASPS) 295 00:17:01,376 --> 00:17:02,376 Oh. 296 00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:06,126 But I guess that's what it's here for. 297 00:17:08,084 --> 00:17:10,709 -(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 298 00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:12,709 MANTIS: Kevin Bacon! 299 00:17:14,751 --> 00:17:16,501 Kevin Bacon! 300 00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:19,793 Kevin Bacon! 301 00:17:20,334 --> 00:17:21,834 (DOORBELL RINGS) 302 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:23,918 (BANGING ON DOOR) 303 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,793 Kevin Bacon! 304 00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:28,501 Kevin Bacon! 305 00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:31,418 (DOORBELL RINGING) 306 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:34,209 -Kevin Bacon! -(BANGING ON DOOR) 307 00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:39,126 Okay, guys, I don't know what you're thinking, but this is not cool. 308 00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:40,334 This is private property. 309 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:46,334 Now, kindly put down my elf and my candy cane and go. 310 00:17:46,668 --> 00:17:48,626 I'm calling the police right now. 311 00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:52,751 (GASPS) 312 00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:55,543 OPERATOR OVER PHONE: 911. What's your emergency? 313 00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:57,834 You're coming with us. As a Christmas present. 314 00:17:57,918 --> 00:18:01,251 911. Can I help you? Hello? Hello? 315 00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:04,751 There's two... I don't know what they are. People in costumes. 316 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:05,959 (GASPS) 317 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,626 MAN: (SINGING) I want an alien for Christmas 318 00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:12,168 Bring me an alien this year 319 00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:15,751 I want a little green guy About three feet high... 320 00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:18,043 (SCREECHING) 321 00:18:18,418 --> 00:18:23,126 I want an alien for Christmas this year 322 00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:44,001 -DRAX: Wait. -What? 323 00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:45,918 I left my little funny man back in the house. 324 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,418 -What? -I wanna go back and get him. 325 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,293 But Kevin Bacon is gonna get away. 326 00:18:49,376 --> 00:18:51,376 But you still have your swirly red and white curly man. 327 00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:54,168 How can you possibly think this is a man? 328 00:18:54,543 --> 00:18:58,001 -What is it? -I don't know. A shape? 329 00:18:58,126 --> 00:19:00,584 Well, how is it fair you get to keep it and I don't? 330 00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:03,293 Because I was responsible and held on to it. 331 00:19:05,126 --> 00:19:08,751 Drax, do you love Peter and want to save Christmas? 332 00:19:08,876 --> 00:19:10,668 Or do you want a little funny man? 333 00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:13,376 Uh... 334 00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:20,418 -A little funny man. -No! 335 00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:23,793 (SIGHS) 336 00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:33,668 (MANTIS SNARLING) 337 00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:37,834 (SIREN WAILING) 338 00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:48,543 -Mr. Bacon. We got your 911 call. -You gotta get these things away from me. 339 00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:52,209 Hey, I'm a police officer. 340 00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:55,251 I don't know what's going on here, but you need to back up or I'll shoot. 341 00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:58,418 Raise your hands above your head! Stop! 342 00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:00,168 -(GUN FIRES) -(DRAX CHUCKLES) 343 00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:03,459 (LAUGHS) 344 00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:08,084 Stop. It tickles. Stop. I'm gonna pee my pants. 345 00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:09,668 (DRAX LAUGHING) 346 00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:16,834 -Sleep. -Hey! 347 00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:21,709 -Sleep. -Let him go! Let him go! Let him go! 348 00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:24,043 Freeze! Get on the ground! Get on the ground! 349 00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:33,793 Sleep. 350 00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:38,084 (SIREN WAILING) 351 00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:42,751 (DRAX LAUGHS HEARTILY) 352 00:20:46,751 --> 00:20:49,751 Drax! You can't just kill people. 353 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,209 Well, how am I supposed to know the rules if no one tells me? 354 00:21:03,543 --> 00:21:04,709 Are you okay? 355 00:21:06,251 --> 00:21:08,126 We are not doing anything wrong. 356 00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:11,626 We are just taking the legendary hero Kevin Bacon, 357 00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:14,959 to give him as a present to a friend who is sad about Christmas. 358 00:21:15,209 --> 00:21:16,209 Okay. 359 00:21:19,168 --> 00:21:20,168 Here. 360 00:21:24,626 --> 00:21:28,584 I really wanted this, but we're even now, okay? 361 00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:31,293 Sure. 362 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,751 That doesn't look like a man to you, does it? 363 00:21:35,876 --> 00:21:38,334 A man? No. 364 00:21:39,418 --> 00:21:42,918 Of course not. My friend is being an idiot. 365 00:21:45,668 --> 00:21:47,251 (PANTING) 366 00:21:49,168 --> 00:21:50,251 (GASPS) 367 00:21:51,126 --> 00:21:52,834 You would love to come with us. 368 00:21:54,293 --> 00:21:58,376 -Hey, where are we going? -First, there. 369 00:22:00,418 --> 00:22:01,543 Whoa! 370 00:22:01,626 --> 00:22:02,626 Coolness. 371 00:22:03,418 --> 00:22:04,834 CHORUS: (SINGING) Shoo bop, shoo bop 372 00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:06,668 Sha la la la la 373 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,959 Shoo bop, shoo bop 374 00:22:09,209 --> 00:22:12,668 WOMAN: I ain't got no time for it now Oh, no, no 375 00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:15,918 I got to make this holiday glow 376 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,001 CHORUS: Like a lightbulb 377 00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:18,834 Are you friends with the Fonz? 378 00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:21,209 -Who? -The Fonz. 379 00:22:21,584 --> 00:22:25,376 -Fonz. He's a hero, like you. -Have the two of you ever had a team-up? 380 00:22:25,459 --> 00:22:27,834 Oh. Well, the Fonz's real name is Henry Winkler. 381 00:22:27,918 --> 00:22:30,334 And, yeah, I do know him. He's a very nice guy. 382 00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:33,876 Would you consider grabbing dinner, like, one time a team-up? 383 00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:36,959 No. Eating together is not a team-up. 384 00:22:37,084 --> 00:22:39,293 Tell us, what was it like when you had to save a small town 385 00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:40,543 by dancing like an idiot? 386 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,709 Oh. Well, that wasn't me. 387 00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:46,876 That was a character that I played, Ren McCormack, in the movie, Footloose. 388 00:22:47,126 --> 00:22:48,126 What? 389 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,293 What about when you fought and defeated 390 00:22:50,376 --> 00:22:54,043 the super-strong masked killer Jason Voorhees in the woods? 391 00:22:54,209 --> 00:22:55,209 Yeah. 392 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:58,501 Nope. Again, not me. Just a character I played. 393 00:22:58,834 --> 00:23:01,376 And he didn't actually kill Jason. 394 00:23:01,668 --> 00:23:05,126 He got stabbed through the neck with an arrow. 395 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:06,501 (LAUGHS) 396 00:23:07,584 --> 00:23:08,584 Yeah. 397 00:23:12,334 --> 00:23:16,084 He's an actor! He's never actually saved anyone. 398 00:23:16,209 --> 00:23:18,626 -But actors are repugnant. -I know. 399 00:23:18,709 --> 00:23:20,584 (RETCHING AND COUGHING) 400 00:23:21,293 --> 00:23:24,043 They make me feel gross and creepy when they pretend to be someone else. 401 00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:26,918 (CHUCKLES) No. Acting is a wonderful profession. 402 00:23:27,001 --> 00:23:29,043 I mean, you don't get to live just one life, 403 00:23:29,126 --> 00:23:30,543 you get to live so many lives... 404 00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:35,126 (GROANS) We got Quill the worst gift ever. A disgusting actor! 405 00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:40,959 -This is the worst day of my life! -We ruined Christmas worse than Yondu. 406 00:23:41,251 --> 00:23:45,126 Peter was a child when he left Earth. His memory is all screwed up. 407 00:23:45,418 --> 00:23:47,084 He doesn't remember things right. 408 00:23:49,918 --> 00:23:53,376 Kevin Bacon, you have to pretend you're an actual hero, 409 00:23:53,459 --> 00:23:55,709 or else Christmas is doomed. 410 00:23:57,584 --> 00:23:58,959 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Blimey, mate. 411 00:23:59,043 --> 00:24:01,834 I can't wait to storm them Nazis on the beach. 412 00:24:02,459 --> 00:24:05,126 -What are you doing? -I'm a hero, ain't I then? 413 00:24:05,209 --> 00:24:08,293 I'm a private in the British Army during World War II. 414 00:24:08,376 --> 00:24:10,626 No. Just your regular voice. 415 00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:14,709 (IN NORMAL ACCENT) Oh. Okay. Yeah, sure, fine. Hello. I'm the Batman. 416 00:24:15,293 --> 00:24:19,043 -I mean, hello. I'm Bruce Wayne. -Who is Bruce Wayne? 417 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:23,168 No! Don't be someone else. Be Kevin Bacon, but, like, if you didn't suck! 418 00:24:23,293 --> 00:24:25,584 (LAUGHS) 419 00:24:27,084 --> 00:24:28,251 That's something. 420 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:33,543 How weird. 'Cause, like, normally, it would really piss me off, 421 00:24:33,626 --> 00:24:34,626 but I don't know. 422 00:24:34,834 --> 00:24:41,334 Right now, for some reason, I just feel really great about all of it. 423 00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:43,543 Hmm. 424 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:45,126 We hate you. 425 00:24:58,876 --> 00:25:02,126 MAN: (SINGING) We watch the children playing 426 00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:06,376 Beside the Christmas tree 427 00:25:09,043 --> 00:25:13,043 Presents are wrapped up It's beautiful 428 00:25:13,584 --> 00:25:19,751 And secretly the gifts you hide 429 00:25:20,584 --> 00:25:26,501 The fun awaits for you inside 430 00:25:27,668 --> 00:25:31,001 Christmastime has come 431 00:25:32,168 --> 00:25:35,293 There'll be toys for everyone 432 00:25:36,918 --> 00:25:42,626 'Cause Christmastime has come for you 433 00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:45,126 I remember dreaming 434 00:25:46,293 --> 00:25:52,501 -Wishing, hoping, praying for this day -(MOUTHING) 435 00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:54,168 Now I sit and watch them 436 00:25:55,293 --> 00:25:58,376 The little ones I love 437 00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:03,751 So excited by the way 438 00:26:05,168 --> 00:26:08,876 Christmastime has come 439 00:26:09,376 --> 00:26:12,918 There'll be toys for everyone 440 00:26:14,209 --> 00:26:20,293 'Cause Christmastime has come for you 441 00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:32,876 And now the word is given 442 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:37,001 It's time to peer inside 443 00:26:39,751 --> 00:26:41,043 Are you kidding me? 444 00:26:41,876 --> 00:26:46,793 So anxious for your look of joy 445 00:26:47,084 --> 00:26:52,459 Merry Christmas, Peter. From me and Drax and, you know, 446 00:26:55,501 --> 00:26:56,668 all of us, really. 447 00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:01,793 Christmastime has come 448 00:27:02,543 --> 00:27:05,709 There'll be toys for everyone 449 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:13,126 'Cause Christmastime has come 450 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:16,168 For you 451 00:27:18,668 --> 00:27:20,834 Oh! You guys. 452 00:27:21,668 --> 00:27:25,126 There'll be toys for everyone 453 00:27:26,793 --> 00:27:27,918 What did you do? 454 00:27:28,001 --> 00:27:30,751 'Cause Christmastime has come 455 00:27:30,834 --> 00:27:33,126 For you 456 00:27:35,876 --> 00:27:37,709 (BOX THUMPING) 457 00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:44,793 KEVIN: Hey, uh, guys, I'm about to pass out. 458 00:27:44,876 --> 00:27:46,376 There's no air in here. 459 00:27:48,543 --> 00:27:49,626 (MANTIS GIGGLES) 460 00:27:58,084 --> 00:27:59,168 Ta-da! 461 00:27:59,376 --> 00:28:02,543 You must be Pete. Merry Christmas! 462 00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:07,376 It's Kevin Bacon. He's not a loser. He's great. We don't hate him at all. 463 00:28:09,626 --> 00:28:10,626 What'd you do? 464 00:28:10,709 --> 00:28:12,334 -What? -What did you do? 465 00:28:12,501 --> 00:28:16,834 -We got you Kevin Bacon as a present. -You got me a human being as a present? 466 00:28:16,918 --> 00:28:19,001 What better gift for the guy who has everything 467 00:28:19,084 --> 00:28:21,626 than an actual human living person? 468 00:28:21,709 --> 00:28:25,668 This isn't a Christmas gift! This is human trafficking! 469 00:28:25,751 --> 00:28:28,376 -Yes! -It was mostly Drax's idea. 470 00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:29,584 It was. 471 00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:31,251 Hey, Pete, I got to stick up for these guys, 472 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,209 because to tell you the truth, 473 00:28:33,293 --> 00:28:36,501 I am totally stoked about the whole thing, man. 474 00:28:38,668 --> 00:28:42,334 -You used your powers on him, didn't you? -Maybe. I can't remember. 475 00:28:42,418 --> 00:28:45,126 Get Kevin Bacon out of the trance now! 476 00:28:49,251 --> 00:28:50,876 Just be what you really are. 477 00:28:58,418 --> 00:28:59,876 -(SCREAMS) -(GASPS) 478 00:29:01,293 --> 00:29:03,418 (SCREAMING) 479 00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:05,918 Dude, calm down. We're not gonna hurt you. 480 00:29:06,418 --> 00:29:09,834 -That's a talking raccoon. -I'll kill you. Don't ever call me that! 481 00:29:09,918 --> 00:29:11,251 Whoa! 482 00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:13,168 Sir, sir, sir. Right here, right here. 483 00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:17,293 Kraglin, prepare The Bowie for his transport back to Earth. 484 00:29:17,376 --> 00:29:19,251 -Aye, Captain. -Mr. Bacon, I am so sorry. 485 00:29:19,418 --> 00:29:20,418 This is really embarrassing. 486 00:29:20,501 --> 00:29:23,126 I know you're worried sick and your family is, too. 487 00:29:23,209 --> 00:29:25,001 We're gonna get you back home immediately. 488 00:29:25,084 --> 00:29:26,209 I am Groot. 489 00:29:26,293 --> 00:29:28,876 Oh. Suddenly you thought it was a bad idea all along? 490 00:29:28,959 --> 00:29:29,959 I am Groot. 491 00:29:30,043 --> 00:29:32,543 Dude, I literally just saw you wheel him out in front of everybody. 492 00:29:35,293 --> 00:29:38,376 I'm gonna let you go, Kevin Bacon. Don't run. 493 00:29:39,001 --> 00:29:41,168 -You're not gonna run? -No, no. No, no, no. 494 00:29:41,834 --> 00:29:43,084 (SHOUTS IN FEAR) 495 00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:47,501 -Go get Kevin Bacon. -I've got it. 496 00:29:48,459 --> 00:29:51,543 -Don't kill him. -NEBULA: You can't outrun me, Bacon! 497 00:30:03,084 --> 00:30:04,709 Hey, that man was a plant. 498 00:30:04,793 --> 00:30:08,668 Oh, Groot? He's just a kid. Sorry about all this stuff. 499 00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:10,751 What's that on your head? 500 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:15,001 That is a device for controlling a flying arrow. 501 00:30:15,084 --> 00:30:17,376 But I ain't quite got the hang of it yet. 502 00:30:19,126 --> 00:30:20,751 I know this must all be a shock to you, 503 00:30:20,834 --> 00:30:25,126 but it's only 'cause you mean a great deal to Pete that they've done it. 504 00:30:26,751 --> 00:30:28,334 Pete didn't have much to love growing up, 505 00:30:28,418 --> 00:30:32,084 but one thing he did love was telling us all stories about you. 506 00:30:32,376 --> 00:30:36,043 -Me? -You saved a town through dancing. 507 00:30:36,959 --> 00:30:41,751 And once, Pete saved the whole galaxy with dancing. For real. 508 00:30:42,293 --> 00:30:44,001 You taught him how to be a hero, 509 00:30:45,001 --> 00:30:47,293 and now he might just be the greatest hero alive. 510 00:30:52,293 --> 00:30:53,459 Mant and these dopes, 511 00:30:53,543 --> 00:30:58,668 they was just hoping you'd bring the joy of Christmas back into his heart, is all. 512 00:31:01,251 --> 00:31:02,543 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING HYMNAL) 513 00:31:03,418 --> 00:31:05,209 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 514 00:31:05,293 --> 00:31:06,459 Whoa! 515 00:31:10,043 --> 00:31:12,626 How on earth do you get reception up here? 516 00:31:14,293 --> 00:31:15,834 Couple of good satellite dishes out front 517 00:31:15,918 --> 00:31:18,584 will get you anything within about 400 million light-years. 518 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,668 Hi, honey. 519 00:31:19,751 --> 00:31:20,793 KYRA: Are you at the house? 520 00:31:20,876 --> 00:31:23,959 Yeah, no, (STAMMERS) I'm just with some friends. 521 00:31:24,501 --> 00:31:27,001 Oh, okay. Well, what time do you think you'll be home? 522 00:31:29,751 --> 00:31:33,751 Hey, would it be okay if I'm just a little bit late? 523 00:31:35,168 --> 00:31:40,001 I got some friends here that kind of need to learn about Christmas. 524 00:31:45,959 --> 00:31:47,334 (FEEDBACK WHINES) 525 00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:50,126 (MUSIC PLAYING) 526 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:59,626 (SINGING) When we are born We are swaddled and snuggled 527 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:03,376 Whispered to, fussed over Tickled and cuddled 528 00:32:03,543 --> 00:32:07,209 When we grow up things get muddled 529 00:32:07,376 --> 00:32:10,001 And here it is Christmastime 530 00:32:11,293 --> 00:32:15,709 Will you stop by for a piece of delicious peach pie? 531 00:32:15,793 --> 00:32:18,709 While I tell you my yuletide wishes 532 00:32:18,918 --> 00:32:22,376 You can help me do the dishes 533 00:32:22,459 --> 00:32:25,334 'Cause here it is Christmastime 534 00:32:25,459 --> 00:32:27,501 And we all want someone 535 00:32:28,793 --> 00:32:31,293 Who will love us and hold us 536 00:32:33,001 --> 00:32:35,668 To curl up alongside 537 00:32:36,751 --> 00:32:39,418 When nights are the coldest 538 00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:43,084 And we all want someone 539 00:32:44,001 --> 00:32:46,668 Who will hug us and kiss us 540 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:53,168 All I want is you for Christmas 541 00:32:55,209 --> 00:32:58,668 Let us examine the holiday spirit 542 00:32:58,793 --> 00:33:02,543 Let the small kids sing so we can all hear it 543 00:33:02,626 --> 00:33:06,209 Light up a fire and pull the chair near it 544 00:33:06,334 --> 00:33:08,293 'Cause here it is Christmastime 545 00:33:08,418 --> 00:33:09,751 Bucky's arm? 546 00:33:09,834 --> 00:33:11,376 We all want someone 547 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:13,251 Merry Christmas. 548 00:33:13,334 --> 00:33:15,334 Who will love us and hold us 549 00:33:16,959 --> 00:33:19,293 To curl up alongside 550 00:33:20,584 --> 00:33:22,709 When nights are the coldest 551 00:33:24,418 --> 00:33:26,459 And we all want someone 552 00:33:27,876 --> 00:33:30,459 Who will hug us and kiss us 553 00:33:33,543 --> 00:33:36,918 All I want is you for Christmas 554 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:43,918 (GUITAR SOLO PLAYING) 555 00:34:00,001 --> 00:34:01,626 (GASPS) 556 00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:06,251 (BOTH LAUGHING) 557 00:34:09,251 --> 00:34:12,918 When we are born we are swaddled and snuggled 558 00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:16,793 Whispered to, fussed over Tickled and cuddled 559 00:34:16,876 --> 00:34:20,543 And when we grow up things get muddled 560 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:23,418 And here it is Christmastime 561 00:34:23,501 --> 00:34:25,834 And we all want someone 562 00:34:26,793 --> 00:34:29,668 Who will love us and hold us 563 00:34:31,168 --> 00:34:33,751 To curl up alongside 564 00:34:34,876 --> 00:34:37,376 When nights are the coldest 565 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:41,293 And we all want someone 566 00:34:42,001 --> 00:34:44,918 Who will hug us and kiss us 567 00:34:47,626 --> 00:34:51,251 All I want is you for Christmas 568 00:34:51,334 --> 00:34:54,834 -All I want is you for Christmas -(CHUCKLES) 569 00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:59,001 All I want is you for Christmas 570 00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:02,751 (SONG ENDS) 571 00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:07,209 (ALL CHEERING) 572 00:35:18,126 --> 00:35:20,459 -The best Christmas ever. -Oh, come on. Bring it in. 573 00:35:21,918 --> 00:35:23,251 Okay. All right. 574 00:35:24,001 --> 00:35:26,543 -Love you, guys. -COSMO: We love you, Kevin Bacon. 575 00:35:26,668 --> 00:35:28,668 ALL: Bye, Kevin Bacon. 576 00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:30,834 ROCKET: See you, Kevin Bacon. 577 00:35:30,959 --> 00:35:33,501 -DRAX: We love you, Kevin Bacon. -Hey, I'll see you at Easter. 578 00:35:35,918 --> 00:35:39,876 Wow. I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit. 579 00:35:46,293 --> 00:35:50,834 I can't believe you guys did all of that for me. I mean, why? 580 00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:52,584 Why what? 581 00:35:52,668 --> 00:35:56,043 Why would you go to the trouble of going all the way to Earth 582 00:35:56,126 --> 00:35:59,251 to abduct Kevin Bacon? 583 00:36:01,168 --> 00:36:04,793 Kraglin told us the story about how Yondu ruined Christmas. 584 00:36:05,459 --> 00:36:07,334 So we wanted to save it for you. 585 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,251 (CHUCKLES) 586 00:36:11,334 --> 00:36:13,668 I'm not sure Kraglin knows how that story ended. 587 00:36:33,501 --> 00:36:35,751 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING HYMNAL) 588 00:36:43,084 --> 00:36:44,501 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 589 00:37:01,543 --> 00:37:03,043 That is so sweet. 590 00:37:05,543 --> 00:37:06,543 That's Yondu. 591 00:37:08,168 --> 00:37:13,668 I guess I just wanted to do something special for you, because, well... 592 00:37:17,459 --> 00:37:20,293 -What? -Your father, Peter. 593 00:37:22,209 --> 00:37:26,209 -He might be... -Ego? He might be what? 594 00:37:26,501 --> 00:37:27,793 He might be... 595 00:37:28,584 --> 00:37:32,834 He is my father, too. 596 00:37:36,959 --> 00:37:38,793 Wait. So does that make you my sister? 597 00:37:42,709 --> 00:37:44,126 (MANTIS EXHALES DEEPLY) 598 00:37:44,209 --> 00:37:49,334 Mantis, that's the greatest Christmas gift I could ever get. 599 00:37:52,376 --> 00:37:53,793 (CHUCKLES) 600 00:37:56,668 --> 00:37:58,334 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING HYMNAL) 601 00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:03,918 -Merry Christmas, Mantis. -Merry Christmas, Peter. 602 00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:27,126 MAN: (SINGING) I could have been someone 603 00:38:27,959 --> 00:38:30,626 WOMAN: Well, so could anyone 604 00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:36,751 You took my dreams from me when I first found you 605 00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:39,709 MAN: I kept them with me, babe 606 00:38:39,793 --> 00:38:42,543 I put them with my own 607 00:38:42,626 --> 00:38:43,626 (BOTH LAUGH) 608 00:38:43,709 --> 00:38:45,584 Can't make it all alone 609 00:38:45,668 --> 00:38:49,209 I've built my dreams around you 610 00:38:51,084 --> 00:38:53,793 The boys of the NYPD choir 611 00:38:53,876 --> 00:38:56,376 Still singing Galway Bay 612 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,209 And the bells are ringing out 613 00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:01,834 For Christmas Day 614 00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:10,501 (CHORUS VOCALIZING) 615 00:41:12,501 --> 00:41:14,293 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING) 616 00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:45,793 -Oh, come on, Groot! -COSMO: Groot ruined Christmas again. 617 00:41:46,584 --> 00:41:48,209 Now we got to have another special.