1 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,333 《大白!》 2 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:33,125 定位中 3 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,416 垃圾 没用 垃圾 4 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:46,083 还是垃圾 5 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,833 疼痛 我的老朋友 6 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:02,333 你好 7 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:04,208 希子 8 00:01:05,208 --> 00:01:06,041 嘿! 9 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:08,750 我是大白 你的私人健康... 10 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:10,291 什么?大伯? 11 00:01:12,625 --> 00:01:16,083 我是大白 你的私人健康助理 12 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:19,500 你可能需要医疗帮助 因为你说… 13 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:21,583 你听错了 14 00:01:21,666 --> 00:01:24,666 按1到10分 你的疼痛可以打几分? 15 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:27,083 我对待疼痛向来公平公正 16 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:29,041 这个回答无效 17 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:30,416 我要对你进行扫描 18 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:31,416 扫描我? 19 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,541 雪松街社区泳池 20 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,833 扫描结束 你的关节软骨已经退化 21 00:01:35,916 --> 00:01:38,000 主要影响了你的髋部 22 00:01:38,083 --> 00:01:39,541 说得再好听也没用 23 00:01:39,625 --> 00:01:43,666 我建议你服用止痛药 同时每天坚持锻炼 24 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,958 我将使用尖端的GPS定位系统 25 00:01:46,041 --> 00:01:48,333 来寻找附近的健身设施... 26 00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:49,250 找到了 27 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:52,666 游泳是一种理想的物理疗法 尤其是对于... 28 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:53,666 我不想游泳 29 00:01:56,875 --> 00:02:00,708 和朋友或家人一起游泳会让你更有动力 30 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:02,375 好 我一定组团去游 31 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:06,708 当我提到游泳时 你的皮质醇水平忽然升高 32 00:02:06,791 --> 00:02:08,416 你是怕水吗? 33 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:09,416 答对了 34 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,625 那我们要先治好你的恐水症 35 00:02:11,708 --> 00:02:14,875 我将使用“暴露疗法”对你进行心理治疗 36 00:02:14,958 --> 00:02:16,333 我只想关上这扇门 37 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:18,708 逐渐熟悉你所惧怕的东西后 38 00:02:18,791 --> 00:02:20,375 你就可以下水游泳了 39 00:02:20,916 --> 00:02:22,208 拜拜啦 胖气球 40 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:50,666 怎么会... 41 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,500 恭喜你 希子 42 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:56,125 你迈出了克服恐水症的第一步 43 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:58,458 奖励你一根棒棒糖 44 00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:02,541 你好 希子 45 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:05,000 水流声能帮你克服恐惧 46 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:50,416 是时候戳破那个大气球了 47 00:03:54,541 --> 00:03:55,416 塞富森公园 48 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,333 多谢 49 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:04,375 开始扫描 50 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:06,291 扫描结束 51 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:07,541 你非常健康 52 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:15,250 去哪儿了? 53 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:47,750 你完蛋了 大伯 哈哈 54 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:48,708 是的 55 00:05:03,916 --> 00:05:05,541 恭喜你 希子 56 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:08,166 你迈出了直面恐惧的一大步 57 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:10,666 哦 不 58 00:05:11,666 --> 00:05:14,041 不 你不该带我来这里 59 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:15,416 我要回家 60 00:05:18,458 --> 00:05:20,833 你不用害怕水 希子 61 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:24,416 水疗可以帮你缓解关节疼痛 62 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:27,000 疼痛程度 63 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:28,166 你不懂 64 00:05:29,666 --> 00:05:31,416 我怕的不是水 65 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:33,666 是这个地方 66 00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:36,875 是那些回忆 67 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:41,500 你瞧 这是我那傻乎乎的丈夫 68 00:05:43,291 --> 00:05:45,750 他以前经常在这个小破泳池里 69 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:47,041 游泳 70 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:50,791 像一头穿了泳裤的海豚在水里扑腾 71 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:55,375 他常说 “来啊 希子 要及时行乐” 72 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:00,583 我尝试了很多次 73 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:03,750 但就是不敢下水 74 00:06:06,791 --> 00:06:07,875 我真后悔 75 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:12,833 你非常健康 希子 76 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:15,708 因此 你现在仍然可以... 77 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:19,916 及时行乐 78 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:26,875 准备好了吗? 79 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:28,583 准备好了 80 00:07:08,916 --> 00:07:10,500 大白 你最近在游泳吗? 81 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:13,875 1.8米 82 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,416 应该说是 83 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:24,333 漂浮 84 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:25,708 字幕翻译:涅伽达