1 00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:24,380 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:03,805 --> 00:01:05,807 I don't know where we are. 3 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,743 Yeah. Me neither. 4 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:10,545 There's no turning back. 5 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:12,348 We're lost forever! 6 00:01:12,747 --> 00:01:14,283 Just the two of us. 7 00:01:14,383 --> 00:01:15,284 Yeah... 8 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:18,187 Everybody else in the world can go fuck themselves. 9 00:01:23,558 --> 00:01:25,627 I love your skin, Amber. 10 00:01:26,195 --> 00:01:27,430 That's sweet. 11 00:01:27,562 --> 00:01:30,665 I love your hair, your neck, your... 12 00:01:30,865 --> 00:01:32,134 clavicle. 13 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:37,173 What about something about my personality? 14 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:38,540 Oh... 15 00:01:38,873 --> 00:01:41,710 I really love your imagination. 16 00:01:42,610 --> 00:01:44,813 Really? Aw. 17 00:02:39,135 --> 00:02:40,269 Wow... 18 00:02:40,403 --> 00:02:41,669 Cool. 19 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:53,449 I hope this won't give me a rash. 20 00:02:53,581 --> 00:02:54,816 Nah, I'm sure it's fine, babe. 21 00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:57,219 Nothing natural can hurt us too bad. 22 00:02:57,652 --> 00:02:58,820 That's bullshit. 23 00:02:58,954 --> 00:03:00,822 Natural stuff fucking kills you. 24 00:03:00,956 --> 00:03:02,690 What about poison plants, and wolves? 25 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:06,328 Oh, babe, I had the coolest dream last night! 26 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:14,470 We were in Washington D.C., like thousands of people. 27 00:03:15,004 --> 00:03:17,373 We were storming the Capitol. 28 00:03:17,705 --> 00:03:19,641 The pigs were there guarding it, 29 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,743 But we broke through. 30 00:03:22,211 --> 00:03:27,283 And then we started a whole new perfect society, 31 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:29,751 where everyone was equal. 32 00:03:31,686 --> 00:03:33,889 It was a sweet trip. 33 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:38,994 I'm less worried about the pigs than I am about the wolves. 34 00:03:39,228 --> 00:03:43,199 Any animals out here are gonna be way more scared of us 35 00:03:43,299 --> 00:03:44,433 than we are of them... 36 00:03:44,533 --> 00:03:46,102 Animals should be afraid of humans. 37 00:03:46,235 --> 00:03:47,635 We hunt for sport. 38 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,905 And we're burning down their forests in Vietnam. 39 00:03:50,139 --> 00:03:52,208 The Bambis can't defend themselves. 40 00:03:52,374 --> 00:03:53,509 But wolves... 41 00:03:53,641 --> 00:03:55,377 Wolves know the deal. 42 00:03:56,011 --> 00:03:59,248 They know they're faster and fiercer than us. 43 00:03:59,381 --> 00:04:00,316 No... 44 00:04:00,715 --> 00:04:04,587 They think we're like confusing weird other things. 45 00:04:04,819 --> 00:04:07,523 We're blobs of meat to them. 46 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:10,092 They just stay away from us. 47 00:04:10,593 --> 00:04:11,961 Or chomp on us... 48 00:04:14,662 --> 00:04:16,999 Jesus, Amber, whoa, whoa... 49 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:17,967 Whoa. 50 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:21,036 You turned into a demon there in my mind. 51 00:04:24,739 --> 00:04:26,175 I think... 52 00:04:26,674 --> 00:04:28,511 We should get a dog. 53 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,080 Really? 54 00:04:31,413 --> 00:04:32,814 Aw... 55 00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:35,351 Oh, shit. Shit. 56 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:36,418 Shit. 57 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:44,293 We need twigs. 58 00:04:47,897 --> 00:04:49,365 I'll get some. 59 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:54,403 I always dug the name Great Dane. 60 00:04:54,970 --> 00:04:58,107 I want a white one, with big black spots. 61 00:05:00,109 --> 00:05:02,077 That's cool. 62 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:09,185 Whoa! 63 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,685 Look! 64 00:05:11,153 --> 00:05:12,388 What's up? 65 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:15,790 Oh... 66 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,560 Far out. 67 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,963 It's probably some kind of military base. 68 00:05:23,132 --> 00:05:24,366 Could be... 69 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,305 It keeps going. 70 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,741 Kill it. 71 00:05:34,276 --> 00:05:35,444 Ugh! 72 00:05:35,578 --> 00:05:37,580 Uh, what are you doing? 73 00:05:39,081 --> 00:05:40,015 Matt! 74 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:45,187 I can see your balls dangling as you climb. 75 00:05:45,588 --> 00:05:46,721 That's nice. 76 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:50,626 Fuck, this thing is high! 77 00:05:50,758 --> 00:05:52,860 Oh, Jesus, Matt. 78 00:05:53,529 --> 00:05:55,064 Amber, there's a castle! 79 00:05:55,197 --> 00:05:56,999 It's like the home of Walt Disney. 80 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:01,237 He's gonna shoot you for trespassing! 81 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:03,939 I'm clearly unarmed. 82 00:06:05,674 --> 00:06:07,176 I'm coming! 83 00:06:10,179 --> 00:06:12,847 What if it's a secret weapons lab or test site? 84 00:06:12,982 --> 00:06:15,050 There could be chemicals all over these trees! 85 00:06:15,217 --> 00:06:17,486 C'mon, babe, have some faith. 86 00:06:17,686 --> 00:06:20,889 There could be magic here. Or a utopia... 87 00:06:21,056 --> 00:06:23,192 Use your imagination. 88 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,566 Utopias never work out. 89 00:06:40,808 --> 00:06:42,478 Holy shit... 90 00:06:43,012 --> 00:06:45,581 What? 91 00:06:45,914 --> 00:06:47,249 - What is it? - Shh. 92 00:06:47,383 --> 00:06:48,350 Quiet. 93 00:07:04,266 --> 00:07:05,800 No way. 94 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,004 There is magic here. 95 00:07:11,173 --> 00:07:12,308 Whoa. 96 00:07:14,443 --> 00:07:15,477 Wow! 97 00:07:16,045 --> 00:07:17,913 You're pretty. 98 00:07:19,715 --> 00:07:20,716 Hey, there. 99 00:07:20,848 --> 00:07:22,351 Hey, girl... 100 00:07:23,018 --> 00:07:25,287 Matt, don't mess with it. 101 00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:27,956 It's gentle. 102 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,795 Leave it alone, Matt. 103 00:07:32,928 --> 00:07:34,663 You're wigging it out. 104 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:36,864 I just want to pet her. 105 00:07:40,235 --> 00:07:41,337 C'mon... 106 00:07:43,939 --> 00:07:46,608 Okay, beautiful, we'll leave. 107 00:07:47,309 --> 00:07:50,579 Bye-bye, pretty girl. 108 00:07:54,817 --> 00:07:56,485 Whoa, oh! 109 00:07:56,618 --> 00:07:58,387 Argh! 110 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:04,827 No! 111 00:08:12,901 --> 00:08:14,937 Oh! Matt! 112 00:08:16,672 --> 00:08:19,475 Please be okay, Matt! 113 00:08:19,575 --> 00:08:21,043 No! No! 114 00:08:21,176 --> 00:08:23,112 Matt! 115 00:08:23,278 --> 00:08:25,914 Matt... you're gonna be okay. 116 00:08:26,115 --> 00:08:28,384 You're gonna be okay, Matt. 117 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,353 I love you. 118 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:37,893 Matt, please come back! 119 00:08:38,026 --> 00:08:40,062 Please come back, Matt... 120 00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:44,166 No! 121 00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:50,939 I love you too. 122 00:09:39,822 --> 00:09:41,891 Argh! Ah! 123 00:09:52,902 --> 00:09:54,636 You... 124 00:10:03,011 --> 00:10:04,680 I'm sorry. 125 00:10:49,091 --> 00:10:50,592 Oh, fuck... 126 00:10:52,761 --> 00:10:54,229 Hello! 127 00:10:58,267 --> 00:10:59,434 Fuck! 128 00:11:16,852 --> 00:11:18,453 Helicopters! 129 00:11:19,755 --> 00:11:21,423 Is anyone there? 130 00:11:24,526 --> 00:11:26,261 I need help! 131 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:31,166 Hello! 132 00:11:41,777 --> 00:11:43,612 Anybody here? 133 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:56,224 "Cryptids?" 134 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,662 What is this place? 135 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:53,375 I grew up an army brat... 136 00:13:55,111 --> 00:14:00,348 Mostly at a base in Okinawa, just after World War II ended. 137 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:15,263 When I was a little girl, I had the most horrible nightmares. 138 00:14:46,996 --> 00:14:48,396 Until... 139 00:14:49,065 --> 00:14:50,599 the Baku came. 140 00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:05,347 The Baku ate my nightmares, 141 00:15:06,381 --> 00:15:08,617 allowing me to sleep. 142 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:22,531 Nobody at the camp believed me 143 00:15:22,597 --> 00:15:24,967 when I told them about the Baku. 144 00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,536 I never forgot her. 145 00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:34,243 When I grew up, I dedicated my life 146 00:15:35,044 --> 00:15:38,380 to keeping cryptids like her safe from harm. 147 00:15:41,884 --> 00:15:43,485 Huh! 148 00:15:43,785 --> 00:15:44,820 Ah! 149 00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,333 Good boy! 150 00:16:13,082 --> 00:16:16,484 Across the globe, cryptids are captured and traded 151 00:16:16,585 --> 00:16:17,954 on black markets. 152 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:23,758 It's my duty to be their human rescuer and protector. 153 00:17:26,188 --> 00:17:30,092 Ah, my old friend, Lauren Grey. 154 00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:32,427 Come to join the party? 155 00:17:32,527 --> 00:17:33,461 You wish. 156 00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:36,265 - Do you recognize this? - Ooh... 157 00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:37,499 For tickling? 158 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,734 Oh, you're so kinky, Lauren. 159 00:17:39,936 --> 00:17:42,071 Look, don't play dumb with me, Gustav. 160 00:17:42,338 --> 00:17:45,408 I found this Alkonost feather at an auction in Morocco. 161 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:46,841 You're trading these? 162 00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:50,012 Well, I'm a cryptid myself. 163 00:17:50,179 --> 00:17:54,016 Now why would I get involved in the black market? 164 00:17:54,183 --> 00:17:54,984 For the money. 165 00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:57,485 How else do you pay for all your whoring? 166 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,022 You owe me, Gustav. 167 00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:05,094 Well, I... I'll make a call, okay? Um. 168 00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:07,529 I can get you the bird lady. 169 00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,834 I didn't free you from a cryptid prison, 170 00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:15,137 so you could traffic cryptids yourself. 171 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:16,538 You... 172 00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:18,207 You should be ashamed. 173 00:18:18,441 --> 00:18:22,178 Oh, come on, Lauren. Can you take a lesson from me? 174 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,713 Loosen the fuck up, please! 175 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,816 Besides, I'm just the middleman. 176 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:31,820 Who are they? 177 00:18:32,021 --> 00:18:33,788 The babushkas. 178 00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:36,325 They sold me the feathers. 179 00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:39,328 They are the keepers of the bird. 180 00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:42,064 But not for long. 181 00:18:47,236 --> 00:18:48,137 Hey! 182 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,205 What's he doing? 183 00:18:49,372 --> 00:18:50,373 Don't worry. 184 00:18:50,605 --> 00:18:53,142 He and I, we have an arrangement. 185 00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:56,879 Thanks for the muscle, droog. 186 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,615 Very classy, Gustav. 187 00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:25,740 The babushkas are quite protective of the bird. 188 00:19:26,275 --> 00:19:27,642 As they should be. 189 00:19:27,776 --> 00:19:29,512 According to Russian folklore, 190 00:19:29,677 --> 00:19:33,215 when her eggs hatch, it causes terrible storms. 191 00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:38,620 Oh... 192 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:40,990 Look what they've done! 193 00:19:42,624 --> 00:19:45,327 I had no idea, I swear. 194 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:48,364 Here you go, my dear. 195 00:19:48,497 --> 00:19:50,032 Here you go. 196 00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:53,868 There you are. 197 00:19:54,003 --> 00:19:56,238 Let's get you out of here. 198 00:20:01,377 --> 00:20:02,811 Oh, man! 199 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,679 Poor girl. 200 00:20:06,315 --> 00:20:07,216 Hey... 201 00:20:07,316 --> 00:20:08,384 Hey, girl. 202 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,885 What's your name? 203 00:20:10,019 --> 00:20:12,421 You look like a Sasha to me. 204 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,924 Do you like that? Sasha? 205 00:20:15,057 --> 00:20:16,892 Okay, good. Sasha. 206 00:20:17,026 --> 00:20:18,461 I'm gonna get you someplace safe. 207 00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:22,264 God damn it! 208 00:20:23,665 --> 00:20:24,900 Ahh! 209 00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:26,102 Ah! 210 00:20:26,202 --> 00:20:27,436 Stupid babushka. 211 00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:51,060 Hey, Grey, come on, let's split! 212 00:20:52,194 --> 00:20:53,661 Come on! 213 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,379 Hey! 214 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,882 Wait! Ah... 215 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:19,388 Ahh... 216 00:21:19,889 --> 00:21:21,090 No! 217 00:21:22,124 --> 00:21:23,893 You're hurting her! 218 00:21:24,193 --> 00:21:25,261 No! 219 00:21:29,365 --> 00:21:30,865 Hey, hey! 220 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,902 Look who it is! 221 00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:37,907 The Alkonost is mine, Nick! 222 00:21:38,174 --> 00:21:39,441 I was here first! 223 00:21:39,575 --> 00:21:42,411 And yet it only matters who's last. 224 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,880 Thanks for leading us here. 225 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,282 Fuck you, Nick. 226 00:21:47,183 --> 00:21:48,584 She's not yours... 227 00:21:48,918 --> 00:21:50,519 You're falling apart. 228 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:53,522 Maybe you should go back to Joan and your little 229 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,991 animal shelter until you feel better. 230 00:22:27,423 --> 00:22:29,191 Ah! 231 00:22:34,029 --> 00:22:35,231 Joan. 232 00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,936 I'm so sorry. It's my fault. 233 00:22:41,136 --> 00:22:44,473 I led Nicholas right to her. He captured her and he... 234 00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:49,445 I saw an Alkonost fetus die right in front of me. 235 00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:50,479 Shh... 236 00:22:50,879 --> 00:22:53,882 It's okay now, Grey. 237 00:22:54,116 --> 00:22:56,118 I need you back on your feet. 238 00:22:56,252 --> 00:22:57,152 There's been news... 239 00:22:57,519 --> 00:22:58,887 about the Baku. 240 00:22:59,521 --> 00:23:00,422 What? 241 00:23:00,556 --> 00:23:01,957 - The Baku? - Yes. 242 00:23:02,157 --> 00:23:04,593 She's somewhere in North America now. 243 00:23:04,826 --> 00:23:07,630 The U.S. military got a hold of her, but of course, 244 00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:10,232 she managed to escape her captors. 245 00:23:10,532 --> 00:23:11,433 Where? 246 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,302 We've got a lead. 247 00:23:13,669 --> 00:23:16,071 We fly out tonight but... 248 00:23:16,538 --> 00:23:18,741 Grey, I'm worried about you. 249 00:23:18,873 --> 00:23:20,276 No, I'm fine. 250 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:23,279 I can't lose you, 251 00:23:23,746 --> 00:23:26,515 so I'm giving you some help. 252 00:23:26,649 --> 00:23:29,018 What? I don't need... 253 00:23:29,851 --> 00:23:30,953 He'll just slow me down. 254 00:23:31,086 --> 00:23:32,988 Her name is Phoebe. 255 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,759 She really understands the cryptid experience. 256 00:23:36,892 --> 00:23:39,161 We need someone like her on our team. 257 00:23:39,295 --> 00:23:41,530 It looks good for us. And you'll like her. 258 00:23:41,764 --> 00:23:43,365 I like her. 259 00:23:43,565 --> 00:23:45,434 You know I'm best working alone. 260 00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:46,502 Yes... 261 00:23:46,735 --> 00:23:49,104 But you also work for me. 262 00:23:49,238 --> 00:23:53,242 And I say you're in no condition to do this by yourself. 263 00:23:55,311 --> 00:23:56,844 Come in, Phoebe. 264 00:23:59,581 --> 00:24:00,949 Hi, Miss Grey. 265 00:24:01,150 --> 00:24:03,152 I've read your file and I know 266 00:24:03,252 --> 00:24:05,120 how important the Baku is to you, 267 00:24:05,254 --> 00:24:07,323 and she's important to me too because I'm... 268 00:24:07,589 --> 00:24:08,991 Are you ready to risk dying, 269 00:24:09,124 --> 00:24:11,894 to get a Japanese dream-eating cryptid? 270 00:24:12,161 --> 00:24:13,095 Yes. 271 00:24:13,228 --> 00:24:14,229 Why? 272 00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:16,031 It's important to me. 273 00:24:16,465 --> 00:24:17,566 Why? 274 00:24:25,474 --> 00:24:26,542 This is who I am. 275 00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:28,444 And I should not have to hide it. 276 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:31,246 Phoebe is a gorgon. 277 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:34,450 She wears contacts and tranquilizes her snakes 278 00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:35,884 to fit in with the public. 279 00:24:36,418 --> 00:24:39,854 She knows firsthand how the wider world treats cryptids, 280 00:24:39,988 --> 00:24:44,426 and how important it is for them to have a safe home, 281 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,395 where outcasts are welcome. 282 00:24:47,763 --> 00:24:50,566 So let's welcome her. 283 00:25:00,476 --> 00:25:04,179 The Baku may be the most powerful cryptid on the planet. 284 00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:09,184 She feeds on dreams. 285 00:25:09,985 --> 00:25:12,187 She can be a force for good. 286 00:25:12,321 --> 00:25:15,190 But she could also do irreparable harm. 287 00:25:15,524 --> 00:25:18,327 Babe, I had the coolest dream last night... 288 00:25:18,794 --> 00:25:22,030 The U.S. Government wants to harness the Baku, 289 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,834 to wipe out the dreams of the counterculture. 290 00:25:26,201 --> 00:25:28,437 Suck them away into nothing. 291 00:25:29,505 --> 00:25:33,242 Without dreams, there can be no future. 292 00:25:35,411 --> 00:25:36,645 Who's our lead? 293 00:25:37,446 --> 00:25:40,816 We know that the Baku was captured in Okinawa, 294 00:25:41,016 --> 00:25:42,684 stolen from Japanese collectors, 295 00:25:42,818 --> 00:25:46,622 and flown to a secret military base somewhere in the Midwest. 296 00:25:47,823 --> 00:25:51,360 She was being transferred to a cryptid holding facility 297 00:25:51,493 --> 00:25:53,495 when she managed to free herself. 298 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:56,165 We don't know where the Baku went, 299 00:25:56,331 --> 00:26:00,469 but there was a second cryptid who escaped at the same time. 300 00:26:00,669 --> 00:26:02,471 He's in Florida right now. 301 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,206 So we need to go to him, 302 00:26:04,406 --> 00:26:07,309 and find out what he knows about the Baku. 303 00:26:24,026 --> 00:26:26,528 I'm so glad you're with us. 304 00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:30,699 That's lovely! 305 00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:32,968 Thanks. 306 00:26:34,069 --> 00:26:36,906 I started having dreams of Jay and me being married, 307 00:26:37,039 --> 00:26:39,274 and I always listen to my dreams. 308 00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:41,743 Where's the wedding going to be? 309 00:26:42,578 --> 00:26:45,514 An island called Belle Isle... 310 00:26:46,582 --> 00:26:48,250 When the water is shallow, 311 00:26:48,383 --> 00:26:50,719 you can catch fish with your hands. 312 00:26:51,553 --> 00:26:53,655 Sounds magical. 313 00:26:54,256 --> 00:26:58,460 Just think... Little half-cryptid babies! 314 00:26:58,594 --> 00:27:00,262 How interesting... 315 00:27:00,395 --> 00:27:02,331 How beautiful! 316 00:27:02,464 --> 00:27:04,266 Oh, I guess so. 317 00:27:28,524 --> 00:27:29,959 How's your leg? 318 00:27:30,092 --> 00:27:31,527 It's fine. 319 00:27:32,127 --> 00:27:33,362 Fine enough, anyway. 320 00:27:35,999 --> 00:27:37,733 What is that cane? 321 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,668 It's a catch pole. 322 00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:43,539 I made my first rescue with this. 323 00:27:44,072 --> 00:27:45,607 The last Pegasus... 324 00:27:46,275 --> 00:27:48,143 I named her Gloria. 325 00:27:48,644 --> 00:27:50,512 You caught her with that? 326 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,216 She's okay now. You'll see. 327 00:27:54,951 --> 00:27:56,285 Oh, okay. 328 00:27:57,185 --> 00:28:00,622 This cryptid is a humanoid, like you, Phoebe. 329 00:28:01,189 --> 00:28:03,792 So let's be mindful not to refer to him 330 00:28:03,927 --> 00:28:05,962 as a creature or animal. 331 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:09,197 His mother offered to let us talk to him, 332 00:28:09,331 --> 00:28:11,466 so long as we take him back with us and 333 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,570 give him a home and employment at the cryptozoo. 334 00:28:21,878 --> 00:28:23,445 Come inside. 335 00:28:27,050 --> 00:28:30,452 Oh, what a cutie-pie. 336 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,956 Hi, Pliny. 337 00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:34,790 My name is Lauren. 338 00:28:35,691 --> 00:28:37,459 I'm a doctor. 339 00:28:37,659 --> 00:28:40,462 I'm just going to look at you, okay? 340 00:28:44,499 --> 00:28:45,667 Okay. 341 00:28:47,502 --> 00:28:49,605 You're doing really well, Pliny. 342 00:28:52,942 --> 00:28:54,643 He has bruises on his back. 343 00:28:55,344 --> 00:28:58,014 It was those army men who captured him. 344 00:28:58,246 --> 00:28:59,882 He's only a child. 345 00:29:00,049 --> 00:29:02,517 They took him all over, in cages. 346 00:29:02,885 --> 00:29:04,586 They beat him. 347 00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:06,154 I'm so sorry. 348 00:29:11,727 --> 00:29:13,930 Pliny's gonna love his new life. 349 00:29:14,063 --> 00:29:16,231 He'll be with his own kind. 350 00:29:16,565 --> 00:29:17,599 I'm his kind. 351 00:29:17,733 --> 00:29:18,867 I'm his mother. 352 00:29:19,068 --> 00:29:20,168 Yes... 353 00:29:20,402 --> 00:29:21,470 I know. 354 00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:23,305 He'll make friends. 355 00:29:23,438 --> 00:29:26,042 As soon as he tells us about the Baku, 356 00:29:26,174 --> 00:29:27,376 we'll go straight there. 357 00:29:27,509 --> 00:29:28,210 No. 358 00:29:28,310 --> 00:29:30,579 First, you get us to California, 359 00:29:30,712 --> 00:29:33,315 then Pliny tells to you what he knows. 360 00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:34,349 But... 361 00:29:34,783 --> 00:29:38,186 We need to get to the Baku right away. 362 00:29:38,353 --> 00:29:39,821 You can trust us. 363 00:29:40,056 --> 00:29:41,390 I don't trust you. 364 00:29:41,523 --> 00:29:45,560 And I'm not just handing my son over to strange people. 365 00:29:45,727 --> 00:29:47,063 I'm coming with you. 366 00:29:47,596 --> 00:29:49,264 Pliny will give you the information 367 00:29:49,464 --> 00:29:51,166 after we have seen the home. 368 00:29:51,299 --> 00:29:53,802 Also, I want 400 dollars. 369 00:29:54,369 --> 00:29:58,206 - That was not the agreement. - 400 U.S.A. dollars... 370 00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,676 To show you are serious. Or no deal. 371 00:30:01,010 --> 00:30:04,047 You are not the only ones who want to talk to my boy. 372 00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:05,280 You know? 373 00:30:05,882 --> 00:30:07,649 - Alright. - Joan! 374 00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:11,954 Four hundred it is. 375 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,189 Okay, c'mon, Pliny. 376 00:30:14,589 --> 00:30:16,926 It's time to see your new home. 377 00:30:22,464 --> 00:30:24,332 I met Joan years ago 378 00:30:24,466 --> 00:30:26,635 and was moved by her vision of a place for 379 00:30:26,735 --> 00:30:29,504 all the unloved animals in the world. 380 00:30:32,507 --> 00:30:34,443 After I got my veterinary degree, 381 00:30:34,576 --> 00:30:38,213 I traveled half-way across the globe to work here. 382 00:30:44,319 --> 00:30:47,522 "Cryptozoo" is just a catchy title for marketing. 383 00:30:47,656 --> 00:30:50,893 We think of it as more of a sanctuary than a zoo. 384 00:30:51,027 --> 00:30:53,862 Soon the whole world will see what we've done. 385 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:58,101 It doesn't look much like a sanctuary. 386 00:30:58,233 --> 00:30:59,936 More like a shopping mall. 387 00:31:00,002 --> 00:31:00,903 Yeah... 388 00:31:01,303 --> 00:31:04,372 The initial funding came from Joan's inheritance but 389 00:31:04,606 --> 00:31:06,909 if this place is going to be able to sustain itself 390 00:31:06,976 --> 00:31:07,676 over a long term, 391 00:31:07,876 --> 00:31:09,979 it's gotta generate a lot of revenue. 392 00:31:10,245 --> 00:31:11,948 We need to be tourist-friendly. 393 00:31:12,581 --> 00:31:14,951 It doesn't change anything about our mission. 394 00:31:16,185 --> 00:31:18,653 It's just not what I was expecting. 395 00:31:19,287 --> 00:31:21,857 Well, it's very progressive, I think. 396 00:31:22,290 --> 00:31:24,227 I mean the shops are staffed with both cryptids 397 00:31:24,359 --> 00:31:26,129 and non-cryptids, working together. 398 00:31:26,495 --> 00:31:28,830 Maybe you'll work at one of these stores, Pliny. 399 00:31:28,965 --> 00:31:29,966 Wow! 400 00:31:30,732 --> 00:31:32,034 Oh, my god! 401 00:31:33,635 --> 00:31:36,505 We have dolls of every confirmed cryptid. 402 00:31:37,839 --> 00:31:39,909 Pliny, it's you! 403 00:31:40,442 --> 00:31:42,677 You don't think it's a little tacky? 404 00:31:42,979 --> 00:31:43,845 Think of it this way, 405 00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:46,916 a hundred dolls sold is one saved cryptid. 406 00:31:47,582 --> 00:31:49,484 - Ah. - Besides, look, 407 00:31:49,684 --> 00:31:50,752 he loves it. 408 00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:52,821 C'mon. 409 00:31:53,655 --> 00:31:57,260 The Cryptozoo is organized by continent of origin. 410 00:31:57,392 --> 00:32:00,695 Walking clockwise around the center lake, 411 00:32:00,829 --> 00:32:02,198 home to our Kraken, 412 00:32:02,364 --> 00:32:05,567 you go from North America to South America, 413 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:09,805 to Africa to Australia to Europe to Antarctica to Asia! 414 00:32:09,972 --> 00:32:12,307 We'll have guided tours every half hour, 415 00:32:12,407 --> 00:32:13,775 and culturally-appropriate food 416 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:15,577 served in the cafes in each zone. 417 00:32:15,677 --> 00:32:17,412 So visitors who come to see something 418 00:32:17,546 --> 00:32:18,613 totally out of this world 419 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,849 will be learning about our world. 420 00:32:21,017 --> 00:32:22,151 Our world. 421 00:32:22,350 --> 00:32:24,220 That's the thing for me, Pliny. 422 00:32:24,352 --> 00:32:27,290 This place is absolute proof we exist. 423 00:32:27,422 --> 00:32:30,692 Out there, people think of us as imaginary beasts. 424 00:32:30,826 --> 00:32:33,829 But most mythological beings are simply 425 00:32:34,030 --> 00:32:36,032 extremely rare beings. 426 00:32:36,232 --> 00:32:37,499 We're real, too. 427 00:32:37,866 --> 00:32:40,002 Let's help the public get hip to the fact 428 00:32:40,136 --> 00:32:41,270 that we're normal. 429 00:32:41,403 --> 00:32:42,571 And then maybe one day, 430 00:32:42,704 --> 00:32:44,840 we can feel safe anywhere in the world, 431 00:32:44,974 --> 00:32:46,741 not just in a protected zoo. 432 00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:50,445 Welcome to the Karzelek Cave! 433 00:32:51,113 --> 00:32:55,650 In Polish mythology, Karzeleks are elf-like beings 434 00:32:55,784 --> 00:33:00,122 that punish unwary travelers by pummeling them with rocks. 435 00:33:00,622 --> 00:33:05,094 But these tricksters also love to dance and entertain. 436 00:33:08,730 --> 00:33:09,798 Wow... 437 00:33:11,633 --> 00:33:14,003 Oh. 438 00:33:17,139 --> 00:33:18,773 C'mon, there's even more. 439 00:33:22,311 --> 00:33:25,680 So the value is a European mountain cryptid. 440 00:33:26,182 --> 00:33:27,716 We found him in a hidden valley 441 00:33:27,816 --> 00:33:29,919 in a remote corner of the Pyrenees. 442 00:33:30,052 --> 00:33:31,753 He was utterly savage but, 443 00:33:31,988 --> 00:33:35,490 as he's spent time here, Joan domesticated him. 444 00:33:35,624 --> 00:33:37,559 She named him Vaughn. 445 00:33:40,762 --> 00:33:42,031 Hm... 446 00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:48,004 Of course, we do have some untamable creatures... 447 00:33:48,137 --> 00:33:50,139 There's the Kraken. A Hydra. 448 00:33:50,273 --> 00:33:52,507 A flying Roc. A Tarasque. 449 00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:55,610 And the Camoodi, the longest snake in the world. 450 00:33:58,347 --> 00:34:01,816 This way are the Luz Mala of South America. 451 00:34:02,484 --> 00:34:04,954 You know Will O' the Wisp? They're like that. 452 00:34:06,454 --> 00:34:08,958 They mesmerize people into following them. 453 00:34:10,026 --> 00:34:12,727 That's how they got the name "the evil lights." 454 00:34:14,529 --> 00:34:16,631 but they're not really evil at all. 455 00:34:16,933 --> 00:34:20,136 People always fear what they don't understand, you know? 456 00:34:27,642 --> 00:34:29,078 They are alive? 457 00:34:29,211 --> 00:34:30,279 Mm-hm. 458 00:34:31,113 --> 00:34:34,216 They're made up of gas, but they are sentient. 459 00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:39,322 Here they perform behind glass as a light show. 460 00:34:40,122 --> 00:34:43,993 Intelligence has nothing to do with appearance. 461 00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:47,662 Some of the more beastly cryptids are 462 00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:50,099 much more intelligent than the humanoids. 463 00:34:50,366 --> 00:34:52,034 Like the Baku... 464 00:34:52,168 --> 00:34:54,569 Well, these lights are smart. 465 00:34:54,836 --> 00:34:56,838 Pretty far out, right, Pliny? 466 00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:03,012 - Are there dragons? - Yes. 467 00:35:03,245 --> 00:35:05,714 Oh, I want one as a pet. 468 00:35:06,082 --> 00:35:09,484 Joan has a baby Chinese dragon. She keeps her in the tower. 469 00:35:10,286 --> 00:35:12,989 Joan's office and living quarters are up there. 470 00:35:15,424 --> 00:35:18,094 The Cryptozoo is her whole life... 471 00:35:18,227 --> 00:35:20,162 Her great utopian dream. 472 00:35:37,079 --> 00:35:40,615 Vaughn, oh! 473 00:35:52,428 --> 00:35:53,628 We can only greet 474 00:35:53,762 --> 00:35:56,798 the strange and unusual with love. 475 00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:59,201 And if we show them love, 476 00:35:59,834 --> 00:36:02,837 they will return love. 477 00:36:03,072 --> 00:36:07,709 And love will spread and envelop all of the beings 478 00:36:07,842 --> 00:36:11,813 on our diverse, wondrous world. 479 00:36:18,254 --> 00:36:20,189 Welcome to your new home. 480 00:36:20,555 --> 00:36:22,624 You have a bath and a TV. 481 00:36:24,626 --> 00:36:26,795 Every year, adds new lusters of 482 00:36:26,929 --> 00:36:29,131 Thunderbirds' reputation... 483 00:36:30,799 --> 00:36:32,634 Okay, so you're here. 484 00:36:33,069 --> 00:36:34,070 Pliny? 485 00:36:34,370 --> 00:36:36,305 Listen. Okay? 486 00:36:38,174 --> 00:36:41,043 It's hard to believe that such a gentle little thing 487 00:36:41,210 --> 00:36:44,980 could destroy the future if she fell into the wrong hands, 488 00:36:45,147 --> 00:36:46,648 but it's true. 489 00:36:47,249 --> 00:36:50,519 We need to get to her before the army does, okay? 490 00:36:50,986 --> 00:36:54,290 She saved me, when I was about your age. 491 00:36:55,191 --> 00:36:56,892 And I owe it to her. 492 00:36:57,659 --> 00:36:59,161 What do you remember? 493 00:37:02,164 --> 00:37:03,865 It's okay, Pliny. 494 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,800 You tell them now. 495 00:37:07,236 --> 00:37:08,603 Maysville. 496 00:37:08,938 --> 00:37:10,772 - What? - What did he say? 497 00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:13,309 Maysville, Kentucky. 498 00:37:14,410 --> 00:37:16,378 Thank you. Thank you, Pliny. 499 00:37:17,413 --> 00:37:20,516 Okay, was the Baku with anyone? 500 00:37:21,317 --> 00:37:25,020 What's the last thing you saw? 501 00:37:26,555 --> 00:37:27,890 Kitty. 502 00:37:29,191 --> 00:37:30,292 A kitty? 503 00:37:31,427 --> 00:37:32,561 Kitty cat. 504 00:37:32,694 --> 00:37:33,929 Black kitty cat. 505 00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:37,600 Did the black kitty cat take the Baku, Pliny? 506 00:37:37,832 --> 00:37:40,035 Yes... 507 00:37:40,702 --> 00:37:43,939 Who? Who is the black cat? 508 00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:45,441 Pliny? 509 00:37:45,707 --> 00:37:47,343 That's enough questions. 510 00:37:47,476 --> 00:37:49,644 He said all he knows. 511 00:37:50,146 --> 00:37:51,413 He rest now. 512 00:38:06,228 --> 00:38:07,263 Mm... 513 00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:13,536 - You're leaving again. - Yeah... 514 00:38:13,668 --> 00:38:16,405 We need to go find something. Someone. 515 00:38:16,605 --> 00:38:18,340 Well, when will you be back? 516 00:38:18,941 --> 00:38:21,110 I don't know. Soon. Hopefully. 517 00:38:21,310 --> 00:38:24,613 C'mon, Phoebes, we moved here to start a new life. 518 00:38:24,812 --> 00:38:26,982 Find an apartment. Plan our wedding. 519 00:38:27,183 --> 00:38:29,919 I've been stuck alone in this hotel room for a week now 520 00:38:30,052 --> 00:38:31,620 while you're flying all over the world. 521 00:38:31,753 --> 00:38:32,820 I'm sorry, Jay. 522 00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:36,225 I want to just be with you too, but this is the job. 523 00:38:36,392 --> 00:38:39,261 What we're doing is really important, I think. 524 00:38:39,461 --> 00:38:41,564 A wedding isn't important? 525 00:38:42,064 --> 00:38:44,934 I have to make the seating arrangement for my family. 526 00:38:45,467 --> 00:38:47,369 At least you have a family. 527 00:38:48,003 --> 00:38:50,406 I don't because I'm a cryptid. 528 00:38:51,073 --> 00:38:53,509 The Cryptozoo is maybe the only place 529 00:38:53,642 --> 00:38:54,809 in the entire world 530 00:38:54,910 --> 00:38:57,513 where cryptids can have a home. 531 00:38:58,013 --> 00:39:01,116 It might look like a fucking amusement park, but... 532 00:39:01,483 --> 00:39:02,384 I'm sorry. 533 00:39:02,585 --> 00:39:04,320 I get it, sweetie. 534 00:39:04,486 --> 00:39:06,222 I just miss you is all. 535 00:39:07,223 --> 00:39:08,856 I know. 536 00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:11,260 We're gonna be married. 537 00:39:12,661 --> 00:39:14,363 I'm gonna be your husband. 538 00:39:16,498 --> 00:39:17,499 I know. 539 00:39:17,633 --> 00:39:19,101 It's out of sight. 540 00:39:42,124 --> 00:39:43,858 I hate towns like this. 541 00:39:45,894 --> 00:39:47,463 Lots of police. 542 00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:49,698 Fuck. 543 00:39:49,864 --> 00:39:51,367 That's Nicholas. 544 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,468 It has to be. 545 00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:54,169 He's ex-military. Extremely smart. 546 00:39:54,303 --> 00:39:56,605 - Obsessed with cryptids. - Why? 547 00:39:56,739 --> 00:39:58,641 What does he want with them? 548 00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:00,009 He wants to sell them, 549 00:40:00,142 --> 00:40:02,878 as bio weapons, to the U.S. Armed Forces. 550 00:40:03,112 --> 00:40:05,447 The military know they lost the Baku around here, 551 00:40:05,581 --> 00:40:06,882 so they brought him in. 552 00:40:07,049 --> 00:40:09,184 He's the best at finding cryptids. 553 00:40:09,652 --> 00:40:11,987 The best except for me, of course. 554 00:40:12,388 --> 00:40:13,455 Look. 555 00:40:13,756 --> 00:40:15,291 Black kitty cat. 556 00:41:16,118 --> 00:41:18,020 You dance anywhere before? 557 00:41:18,987 --> 00:41:21,023 No. Not really. 558 00:41:21,490 --> 00:41:23,192 You've got a cute face. 559 00:41:23,392 --> 00:41:24,927 Can I see your tits? 560 00:41:25,828 --> 00:41:27,896 Oh, yeah. 561 00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:32,701 That's alright. 562 00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:34,403 Some guys dig that. 563 00:41:35,504 --> 00:41:36,905 How about your ass? 564 00:41:37,806 --> 00:41:39,108 Uh... 565 00:41:42,611 --> 00:41:44,880 Ah, now we're in business. 566 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,348 Mm... 567 00:41:47,049 --> 00:41:48,417 What's back there? 568 00:41:48,550 --> 00:41:49,351 Hold on... 569 00:41:49,418 --> 00:41:51,387 I've seen a lot of wigs in my day. 570 00:41:51,687 --> 00:41:53,122 That one's top notch. 571 00:41:53,255 --> 00:41:55,090 - What've you got under there? - I... 572 00:42:22,985 --> 00:42:25,454 Lauren Grey! 573 00:42:25,889 --> 00:42:26,989 Gustav. 574 00:42:27,055 --> 00:42:29,758 Funny seeing you here. 575 00:42:29,992 --> 00:42:31,393 I could say the same. 576 00:42:32,161 --> 00:42:35,764 And of all the places a low-life pervert could hide out, 577 00:42:35,899 --> 00:42:38,500 you choose a club in the same shithole town 578 00:42:38,634 --> 00:42:39,802 that the Baku went missing? 579 00:42:39,935 --> 00:42:44,506 I'm just enjoying some Southern belles. 580 00:42:46,175 --> 00:42:48,544 If you know where the Baku is, you better tell me right now. 581 00:42:48,677 --> 00:42:51,547 I'm outta that game, honest. 582 00:42:52,448 --> 00:42:55,017 If you're lying, you'll regret it. 583 00:42:56,452 --> 00:43:00,155 You won't find your Baku here, Lauren. 584 00:43:05,861 --> 00:43:07,362 Don't. You'll mess it up. 585 00:43:07,529 --> 00:43:09,998 Oh... But I like seeing girls all fucked up. 586 00:43:10,132 --> 00:43:11,266 Hey, back off. 587 00:43:12,701 --> 00:43:14,303 What the fuck is that? 588 00:43:15,103 --> 00:43:17,806 Where is Mariko? We know you have her. 589 00:43:17,973 --> 00:43:19,675 I got no girls by that name. 590 00:43:20,108 --> 00:43:21,577 Are you pigs? 591 00:43:23,913 --> 00:43:25,614 He doesn't have shit. 592 00:43:26,048 --> 00:43:27,683 Let's shag ass. 593 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,755 Sorry you had to deal with that creep. 594 00:43:33,890 --> 00:43:36,658 It's okay. Just sucks it's a dead end. 595 00:43:36,792 --> 00:43:37,894 We'll keep looking. 596 00:43:38,026 --> 00:43:39,328 I have an idea. 597 00:43:56,778 --> 00:44:01,918 We heard there was a wild animal in the neighborhood last week. 598 00:44:02,050 --> 00:44:03,987 Did you happen to see anything or... 599 00:44:04,319 --> 00:44:06,522 Like a bear or something? 600 00:44:07,456 --> 00:44:11,260 Yeah, it looks partly like a bear. 601 00:44:11,426 --> 00:44:13,295 You obviously love animals. 602 00:44:13,428 --> 00:44:15,731 We were thinking you might have taken it in 603 00:44:15,864 --> 00:44:17,132 if you came across it? 604 00:44:17,432 --> 00:44:20,302 No, no, I haven't seen anything. 605 00:44:20,970 --> 00:44:22,538 Oh, okay. 606 00:44:22,704 --> 00:44:24,273 Well, thanks anyway. 607 00:44:29,578 --> 00:44:31,346 Well, that was a waste of time. 608 00:44:32,982 --> 00:44:35,952 If the Baku is out here, she's starving to death. 609 00:44:36,485 --> 00:44:38,687 Nobody has any big dreams here. 610 00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:40,489 Hmm, I don't get it. 611 00:44:40,689 --> 00:44:42,992 If I lived out here, or in the country, 612 00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:44,660 we'd have all this space. 613 00:44:44,793 --> 00:44:46,728 I could let my hair down... 614 00:44:46,896 --> 00:44:48,363 Have a yard, kids. 615 00:44:48,497 --> 00:44:51,533 Don't you find the city people to be more open-minded? 616 00:44:51,667 --> 00:44:54,003 Not to having a gorgon for a neighbor. 617 00:44:54,836 --> 00:44:58,540 I just worry the outside world is never going to accept us. 618 00:44:58,674 --> 00:44:59,708 Not really. 619 00:44:59,841 --> 00:45:01,543 Even with the Cryptozoo. 620 00:45:01,677 --> 00:45:05,614 The best we can hope for is to be treated like circus freaks. 621 00:45:05,747 --> 00:45:06,782 Think about Pliny. 622 00:45:06,950 --> 00:45:10,285 Serving popcorn to tourists who tease and stare at him? 623 00:45:10,452 --> 00:45:14,756 No, the Cryptozoo is going to change things gradually. 624 00:45:14,991 --> 00:45:17,060 Things will be different for Pliny's kids. 625 00:45:17,259 --> 00:45:18,760 Your kids even. 626 00:45:19,127 --> 00:45:21,163 People will learn to be more accepting. 627 00:45:21,330 --> 00:45:24,232 The Cryptozoo is a necessary stepping stone. 628 00:45:25,801 --> 00:45:27,003 C'mon. Let's ride. 629 00:45:27,135 --> 00:45:29,871 The Baku will turn up, I'm sure of it. 630 00:45:58,834 --> 00:45:59,801 Look. 631 00:46:01,703 --> 00:46:02,905 Worth a try? 632 00:46:12,414 --> 00:46:15,450 I collect rare and unusual tarot decks. 633 00:46:16,218 --> 00:46:18,620 Each has its own story. 634 00:46:19,388 --> 00:46:21,090 Get a reading, Lauren. 635 00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:23,893 Do you have a question for the cards? 636 00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:25,427 Yes... 637 00:46:25,727 --> 00:46:26,728 I'm... 638 00:46:27,329 --> 00:46:29,264 I'm looking for someone. 639 00:46:36,204 --> 00:46:38,740 This is the Waite-Smith deck, 640 00:46:39,075 --> 00:46:41,209 drawn by Pamela Colman Smith. 641 00:46:41,343 --> 00:46:42,644 It's my favorite. 642 00:46:43,245 --> 00:46:45,280 I think it suits you. 643 00:46:45,447 --> 00:46:46,415 Oh... 644 00:46:46,983 --> 00:46:48,183 Okay. 645 00:46:49,451 --> 00:46:51,453 While you're shuffling the cards, 646 00:46:51,586 --> 00:46:54,690 you must think back to the last time you saw her. 647 00:46:59,128 --> 00:47:00,762 We won't do reverse cards, 648 00:47:00,897 --> 00:47:03,699 as there are enough complexities and contradictions 649 00:47:03,832 --> 00:47:05,434 in the deck itself. 650 00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:16,311 I haven't seen her since I was a little girl. 651 00:47:21,184 --> 00:47:22,651 Yes... 652 00:47:24,921 --> 00:47:26,421 Now put it down, 653 00:47:27,156 --> 00:47:28,690 and cut the deck. 654 00:47:33,261 --> 00:47:35,363 Now take those stacks and cut them. 655 00:47:36,999 --> 00:47:38,266 Like this? 656 00:47:41,070 --> 00:47:43,940 Each position relates to a different suit of the tarot. 657 00:47:44,439 --> 00:47:45,807 One for the wands, 658 00:47:45,942 --> 00:47:48,111 then the swords, then the cups, 659 00:47:48,343 --> 00:47:50,545 and finally, the pentacles. 660 00:47:51,147 --> 00:47:53,381 The reading proceeds through the suits, 661 00:47:53,548 --> 00:47:55,417 from beginning to end. 662 00:47:55,584 --> 00:47:56,618 Got it? 663 00:47:56,818 --> 00:47:57,887 I think so. 664 00:47:58,955 --> 00:48:00,622 Turn over the first card. 665 00:48:03,025 --> 00:48:04,093 Hmm... 666 00:48:04,227 --> 00:48:05,761 The Hanged Man. 667 00:48:07,262 --> 00:48:09,664 Look, he's upside down. 668 00:48:10,565 --> 00:48:13,236 He has a different perspective than the rest of us. 669 00:48:13,435 --> 00:48:14,904 He is enlightened. 670 00:48:15,537 --> 00:48:19,008 You see things in the world that others do not see. 671 00:48:20,609 --> 00:48:23,278 You see the hidden world. 672 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,748 Yes. 673 00:48:27,616 --> 00:48:32,088 Now, let's see how this is then channeled through the swords, 674 00:48:32,221 --> 00:48:33,789 intelligence. 675 00:48:36,092 --> 00:48:37,359 Oh... 676 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,394 Three of pentacles. 677 00:48:39,561 --> 00:48:41,630 This quest is your job. 678 00:48:42,064 --> 00:48:45,634 You work with two others. You are the pentacle, the body. 679 00:48:45,767 --> 00:48:48,004 The others are the heart and the brain. 680 00:48:48,137 --> 00:48:51,174 It is important for all three to be in alignment, right? 681 00:48:51,339 --> 00:48:52,909 Yeah... Yes. 682 00:48:53,742 --> 00:48:55,912 Now we must move into the future. 683 00:48:56,645 --> 00:48:59,081 First, let's see what your quest will cost you. 684 00:49:01,850 --> 00:49:03,019 Oh... 685 00:49:05,021 --> 00:49:06,521 The Tower. 686 00:49:07,455 --> 00:49:08,958 I'm so sorry. 687 00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:12,360 This will come at a great cost to you. 688 00:49:12,828 --> 00:49:15,363 - Your work will... - But will I find her? 689 00:49:16,933 --> 00:49:19,969 Wands, Swords, Cups. 690 00:49:20,102 --> 00:49:22,704 Now, finally, Pentacles. 691 00:49:23,572 --> 00:49:26,675 The material world. The end of your reading. 692 00:49:34,917 --> 00:49:36,585 So what is it? 693 00:49:37,652 --> 00:49:39,956 You're here for the dream-eater. 694 00:49:52,101 --> 00:49:53,768 She's gorgeous. 695 00:49:54,769 --> 00:49:56,939 Does anyone else know she's here? 696 00:49:57,073 --> 00:49:57,974 No. 697 00:49:58,140 --> 00:49:59,909 She came straight to me. 698 00:50:00,809 --> 00:50:02,078 I'm like you. 699 00:50:02,211 --> 00:50:04,247 I see the hidden world, too. 700 00:50:04,947 --> 00:50:07,616 She knew this was the safest place for her. 701 00:50:09,952 --> 00:50:11,553 Hi there, Mariko. 702 00:50:13,521 --> 00:50:15,157 Do you remember me? 703 00:50:17,459 --> 00:50:19,461 I've had so many nightmares. 704 00:50:19,728 --> 00:50:20,695 But she... 705 00:50:20,829 --> 00:50:23,865 Mariko has eaten nearly all of them now. 706 00:50:24,866 --> 00:50:26,202 How does it work? 707 00:50:26,701 --> 00:50:30,006 You can suggest things you want to disappear... 708 00:50:30,139 --> 00:50:33,441 by dwelling on them just before you fall asleep. 709 00:50:33,642 --> 00:50:36,678 Or she'll just latch onto your head 710 00:50:36,811 --> 00:50:39,348 and suck out whatever dreams she wants. 711 00:50:39,514 --> 00:50:42,784 - Does it hurt? - No. Not at all. 712 00:50:43,986 --> 00:50:45,687 It just disappears. 713 00:50:45,988 --> 00:50:46,923 Yeah. 714 00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:50,759 Go get the carrier. 715 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:51,860 Right. 716 00:50:59,168 --> 00:51:00,635 That's her. 717 00:51:06,775 --> 00:51:08,843 - You can't just... - Hey, hey. 718 00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:09,811 Who's this now? 719 00:51:10,046 --> 00:51:12,747 - You're with Grey? - We won't hurt you. 720 00:51:12,915 --> 00:51:14,283 I don't have to... 721 00:51:14,417 --> 00:51:15,384 answer! 722 00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:17,219 You two have the Baku? 723 00:51:17,353 --> 00:51:19,521 That thing's not for kids, girl. 724 00:51:20,256 --> 00:51:21,823 Fuck you, meatheads! 725 00:51:24,859 --> 00:51:25,962 Ahh! 726 00:51:28,197 --> 00:51:30,132 - A medusa! - I'm a gorgon! 727 00:51:33,735 --> 00:51:34,469 Ahh! 728 00:51:34,736 --> 00:51:37,672 I knew she was a cryptid. I could tell. 729 00:51:38,174 --> 00:51:39,942 Humanoids are tough to tame. 730 00:51:40,409 --> 00:51:41,576 You can't... 731 00:51:41,710 --> 00:51:44,013 You can't do this! 732 00:51:44,479 --> 00:51:45,647 I think we can, actually, 733 00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:48,084 considering you just killed a man. 734 00:51:52,821 --> 00:51:55,657 Don't you think some things are meant to stay hidden? 735 00:51:56,892 --> 00:51:59,494 But that's how they get lost. 736 00:52:00,062 --> 00:52:01,830 I can't lose her again. 737 00:52:05,334 --> 00:52:06,335 Miss Grey! 738 00:52:06,768 --> 00:52:09,105 We have your gorgon servant girl! 739 00:52:09,604 --> 00:52:11,340 The animal in there is the property 740 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,707 of the U.S. Military. 741 00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:14,110 - Fuck! - We're coming in! 742 00:52:15,077 --> 00:52:16,145 We gotta hide her. 743 00:52:23,319 --> 00:52:24,387 - Hey! - Argh! 744 00:52:29,925 --> 00:52:31,760 Get him! 745 00:52:32,128 --> 00:52:34,330 Ah! 746 00:52:35,697 --> 00:52:37,266 Okay, okay, okay. 747 00:52:39,734 --> 00:52:41,536 Jesus Christ, lady. 748 00:52:42,637 --> 00:52:44,173 - Go on. - Damn it. 749 00:53:00,489 --> 00:53:01,891 Let's go. 750 00:53:04,592 --> 00:53:07,762 Remember, listen to your heart. 751 00:53:12,268 --> 00:53:14,103 Get your hands off of me! 752 00:53:16,105 --> 00:53:17,073 Gustav! 753 00:53:17,306 --> 00:53:20,076 I should've known you were working with this asshole. 754 00:53:20,242 --> 00:53:23,079 Hey, a job is a job. 755 00:53:23,212 --> 00:53:26,348 What? I should go and dance at your park? 756 00:53:26,482 --> 00:53:27,950 That shit's demeaning. 757 00:53:28,384 --> 00:53:31,487 I risked my life to get you out of that prison cell. 758 00:53:31,686 --> 00:53:33,422 And now you work for a zoo. 759 00:53:33,721 --> 00:53:35,657 You've always been so righteous, Grey. 760 00:53:35,790 --> 00:53:37,659 But you know we're not so different. 761 00:53:37,792 --> 00:53:41,464 We were both raised military. You hunt exotic game, too. 762 00:53:41,629 --> 00:53:43,798 You like to tell a pretty story about yourself. 763 00:53:43,933 --> 00:53:45,401 But this isn't a fairytale. 764 00:53:46,068 --> 00:53:48,803 Look, these animals are strong weapons. 765 00:53:48,938 --> 00:53:50,973 We could end the war with these things. 766 00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:53,109 That's what weapons are for. 767 00:53:53,275 --> 00:53:55,311 I'd think your parents would've taught you that. 768 00:53:55,478 --> 00:53:57,079 You are a monster. 769 00:53:57,779 --> 00:53:59,515 Takes one to know one. 770 00:54:00,282 --> 00:54:03,751 Put the Baku in the Tomahawk and load the skirts in with me. 771 00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:07,056 Nice work once again. 772 00:54:07,189 --> 00:54:11,293 There's no reason to be too rough with them, is there? 773 00:54:11,427 --> 00:54:13,661 Hah, you play the good cop. 774 00:54:13,795 --> 00:54:14,897 I'm sorry, Lauren. 775 00:54:15,030 --> 00:54:17,566 No, I should've gone with you. 776 00:54:17,765 --> 00:54:19,401 - No. - It's my fault. 777 00:54:19,535 --> 00:54:21,170 I'm supposed to protect you. 778 00:54:21,303 --> 00:54:23,405 No, we protect each other. 779 00:54:23,539 --> 00:54:25,307 Oh, this is so sweet. 780 00:54:25,541 --> 00:54:27,809 You're through, you know? It's over. 781 00:54:27,943 --> 00:54:30,012 Now my client gets the Baku, as promised. 782 00:54:30,212 --> 00:54:32,014 And thanks to your little murderer friend here, 783 00:54:32,148 --> 00:54:33,883 they have all the legal excuses they need 784 00:54:34,016 --> 00:54:36,185 to shut down your monster zoo. 785 00:54:38,621 --> 00:54:41,390 - It's a sanctuary. - A stepping stone. 786 00:54:41,557 --> 00:54:43,359 It's a carnival. 787 00:54:43,526 --> 00:54:45,594 What it is is a giant holding pen. 788 00:54:45,727 --> 00:54:47,729 All those cryptids, in one place. 789 00:54:47,897 --> 00:54:50,798 Do you really think the public would be ready for that? 790 00:54:51,167 --> 00:54:54,736 I'm sure that with a real purpose, they'll be happier. 791 00:55:11,554 --> 00:55:13,289 I should thank you, Grey. 792 00:55:13,422 --> 00:55:14,689 You did a great job. 793 00:55:15,291 --> 00:55:16,926 Mission accomplished. 794 00:55:17,159 --> 00:55:20,062 We have to be there to see them confiscated. 795 00:55:20,695 --> 00:55:21,964 Let's go, Joe. 796 00:55:22,097 --> 00:55:25,634 Cryptozoo, California. 797 00:55:25,733 --> 00:55:27,036 Yes, sir. 798 00:56:28,631 --> 00:56:30,165 What'll you do, Lauren? 799 00:56:30,299 --> 00:56:33,902 I mean if you're not in jail for resisting arrest. 800 00:56:34,270 --> 00:56:37,573 You gonna sit around getting stoned like everybody else? 801 00:56:37,706 --> 00:56:38,674 No. 802 00:56:39,008 --> 00:56:41,010 Once we have all your little pets, 803 00:56:41,143 --> 00:56:43,312 you'll be handing in your resume to me. 804 00:56:43,811 --> 00:56:47,416 If you love to collect cryptids, it's hard to kick. 805 00:56:47,716 --> 00:56:49,251 I know how it is. 806 00:56:49,385 --> 00:56:52,154 What makes it fun is that they don't want to be held. 807 00:56:52,521 --> 00:56:54,822 She'll never work for you. 808 00:56:54,957 --> 00:56:56,458 It's not so bad. 809 00:56:56,959 --> 00:56:59,827 Isn't that right, my faun friend? 810 00:57:01,930 --> 00:57:04,033 Uh, Nick... Sir. 811 00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:06,602 The monsters, they're loose! 812 00:57:07,002 --> 00:57:08,904 - What? - What's wrong? 813 00:57:11,373 --> 00:57:14,209 Is this some kind of airshow rehearsal bullshit? 814 00:57:14,376 --> 00:57:15,277 No! 815 00:57:15,444 --> 00:57:17,012 Something's wrong. 816 00:57:20,616 --> 00:57:21,816 Jesus! 817 00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:27,122 - No! - What's happening? 818 00:57:28,424 --> 00:57:30,292 Mariko! 819 00:57:38,300 --> 00:57:40,835 - I'll take care of the devil. - No, no, don't! 820 00:57:40,969 --> 00:57:42,604 Don't hurt him! 821 00:57:42,705 --> 00:57:44,073 He's the last Tengu! 822 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:47,009 Uncuff us! We can parachute out! 823 00:57:47,076 --> 00:57:48,177 Carefully! 824 00:57:48,477 --> 00:57:49,278 No! 825 00:57:49,511 --> 00:57:51,580 - I said carefully! - Stop! 826 00:57:55,918 --> 00:57:57,052 Mariko! 827 00:57:59,521 --> 00:58:00,723 You don't love Cryptids. 828 00:58:00,855 --> 00:58:01,990 You hate them! 829 00:58:02,124 --> 00:58:04,193 Holy shit! 830 00:58:05,194 --> 00:58:06,995 You don't have to hurt her! 831 00:58:07,129 --> 00:58:09,365 They're attacking on instinct. 832 00:58:09,598 --> 00:58:11,567 We're in their air space! 833 00:58:16,739 --> 00:58:17,806 Ugh! 834 00:58:17,940 --> 00:58:19,441 What the hell? 835 00:58:27,950 --> 00:58:29,485 You're gonna be alright. 836 00:58:32,755 --> 00:58:34,022 I'm sorry. 837 00:58:36,792 --> 00:58:37,893 Okay. 838 00:58:38,026 --> 00:58:39,628 Hah! 839 00:58:42,264 --> 00:58:45,367 Land the chopper and she won't attack! 840 00:58:45,901 --> 00:58:47,836 Tell your bird to back off! 841 00:58:50,539 --> 00:58:52,307 You're making her angry! 842 00:58:53,475 --> 00:58:55,043 Holy shit! 843 00:58:55,811 --> 00:58:57,212 No, no! 844 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,262 Where'd he go? 845 00:59:14,062 --> 00:59:15,497 I'm gonna do it. 846 00:59:21,804 --> 00:59:22,971 Ahh! 847 01:00:07,015 --> 01:00:08,417 Gustav! 848 01:00:10,152 --> 01:00:12,054 - Lauren! - C'mon. 849 01:00:12,354 --> 01:00:14,590 You can swim in the surface, Gustav. 850 01:00:14,723 --> 01:00:15,991 Let's go! 851 01:00:16,124 --> 01:00:17,626 - Okay, c'mon. - I... I... 852 01:00:17,759 --> 01:00:19,094 I got you. 853 01:01:09,311 --> 01:01:11,413 Is the Kraken going to be alright? 854 01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:12,748 Yes... 855 01:01:12,916 --> 01:01:14,918 It will just have a sore throat. 856 01:01:15,050 --> 01:01:16,351 Okay, good. 857 01:01:26,395 --> 01:01:28,263 You didn't have to do that. 858 01:01:28,463 --> 01:01:30,666 Uncuff Phoebe! 859 01:01:30,766 --> 01:01:32,001 - Uncuff her! - Fuck you! 860 01:01:32,401 --> 01:01:34,938 I ought to shoot the both of you right now, I mean, really. 861 01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:36,238 Don't. 862 01:01:37,006 --> 01:01:37,941 We need... 863 01:01:38,106 --> 01:01:40,208 We need them to guide us out of here. 864 01:01:40,442 --> 01:01:42,177 A helicopter will pick us up. 865 01:01:42,344 --> 01:01:45,247 It could take hours for a copter, you know, to come... 866 01:01:45,347 --> 01:01:47,951 So we might need our ladies. 867 01:01:48,317 --> 01:01:52,287 Doesn't it make more sense to keep our options open? 868 01:01:53,388 --> 01:01:55,757 The gorg covers her eyes right now, 869 01:01:55,892 --> 01:01:58,160 or I blast her brains out. 870 01:01:59,094 --> 01:02:01,064 - Tighter! - Alright. 871 01:02:02,564 --> 01:02:04,533 Mariko. 872 01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:06,301 Oh, she's hurt. 873 01:02:06,970 --> 01:02:09,005 - No, uh-uh... - I'm a vet. 874 01:02:09,237 --> 01:02:12,574 Yeah, let her see the magic pig. 875 01:02:12,874 --> 01:02:15,577 Mariko, you're gonna be fine. 876 01:02:15,945 --> 01:02:17,746 I need a stick and some cloth. 877 01:02:18,081 --> 01:02:21,583 - It's got a name? - Oh, that's cute. 878 01:02:22,150 --> 01:02:23,619 Mariko. 879 01:02:24,653 --> 01:02:27,422 How long have the cryptids been loose? 880 01:02:27,823 --> 01:02:29,291 I don't know. 881 01:02:29,959 --> 01:02:31,693 There you go, honey. 882 01:02:31,894 --> 01:02:32,929 There you go. 883 01:02:35,430 --> 01:02:37,766 - What's going on? - Oh, man! 884 01:02:39,167 --> 01:02:42,105 - It's the Camoodi. - The what? 885 01:02:42,304 --> 01:02:44,573 A South American megaworm. 886 01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:04,093 Phoebe! Follow my voice! 887 01:03:04,192 --> 01:03:05,627 Where? 888 01:03:05,928 --> 01:03:07,863 - Where? - Here! 889 01:03:08,764 --> 01:03:11,199 - Lauren! - This way! 890 01:03:18,941 --> 01:03:20,242 Where are you? 891 01:03:27,182 --> 01:03:28,583 Phoebe! 892 01:03:30,019 --> 01:03:31,453 This way! 893 01:03:53,176 --> 01:03:54,843 Where are we now? 894 01:03:55,210 --> 01:03:56,845 The Karzelek's cave. 895 01:03:58,647 --> 01:04:00,415 We'll be safe here, I think. 896 01:04:00,515 --> 01:04:01,483 Welcome to... 897 01:04:01,783 --> 01:04:03,251 - ...the Karzelek's cave. - Is there an opening? 898 01:04:03,318 --> 01:04:04,419 I gotta make a signal. 899 01:04:04,519 --> 01:04:07,389 In the center, there's a cave heart. 900 01:04:07,556 --> 01:04:10,859 ...elf-like beings that punish unwary travelers 901 01:04:10,993 --> 01:04:12,962 by pummeling them with rocks... 902 01:04:15,464 --> 01:04:17,866 Lauren saved me before. 903 01:04:17,967 --> 01:04:19,168 And she can do it again. 904 01:04:19,301 --> 01:04:20,769 Ah, shut up! 905 01:04:20,903 --> 01:04:22,105 I'm in charge here. 906 01:04:22,205 --> 01:04:23,305 Hey! 907 01:04:24,539 --> 01:04:25,707 Look... 908 01:04:39,889 --> 01:04:41,289 Kill me. 909 01:04:43,658 --> 01:04:44,994 Are you human? 910 01:04:46,795 --> 01:04:48,363 Yes. 911 01:04:58,306 --> 01:04:59,674 What happened? 912 01:05:01,343 --> 01:05:02,912 It's all my fault... 913 01:05:04,180 --> 01:05:05,580 I was angry. 914 01:05:15,191 --> 01:05:18,627 My boyfriend and I came across a tall fence last night. 915 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,264 C'mon, babe, have some faith! 916 01:05:21,429 --> 01:05:25,268 We climbed it into this side of the Cryptozoo. 917 01:05:25,567 --> 01:05:27,702 There could be magic here! 918 01:05:28,403 --> 01:05:31,773 Matthew was killed this morning and I... 919 01:05:39,714 --> 01:05:41,850 I murdered the unicorn! 920 01:05:44,887 --> 01:05:46,755 I carried Matthew's body, 921 01:05:46,923 --> 01:05:49,258 but I couldn't get him back across the fence, 922 01:05:49,391 --> 01:05:50,960 so I went looking for help. 923 01:05:51,093 --> 01:05:52,195 Hello! 924 01:05:52,327 --> 01:05:54,563 I called out, but no one answered. 925 01:05:56,531 --> 01:05:59,302 Then I found these beasts, howling in their cages, 926 01:05:59,434 --> 01:06:01,336 and I knew how they felt. 927 01:06:03,438 --> 01:06:04,941 I freed them. 928 01:06:07,043 --> 01:06:08,743 They came after me... 929 01:06:09,778 --> 01:06:13,049 but a winged horse appeared from nowhere... 930 01:06:13,582 --> 01:06:15,084 and held them off. 931 01:06:16,451 --> 01:06:18,054 She saved me. 932 01:06:19,155 --> 01:06:21,090 And then she guided us here... 933 01:06:24,492 --> 01:06:26,494 So I could bury his body. 934 01:06:29,798 --> 01:06:31,067 Oh, geez. 935 01:06:34,337 --> 01:06:35,972 So you killed... 936 01:06:38,740 --> 01:06:39,909 I'm... 937 01:06:40,408 --> 01:06:41,978 I'm so sorry. 938 01:06:44,313 --> 01:06:46,715 We should've left the unicorn alone. 939 01:06:48,351 --> 01:06:50,152 Oh! 940 01:07:02,164 --> 01:07:03,465 Woah... 941 01:07:06,735 --> 01:07:07,937 Joan... 942 01:07:09,272 --> 01:07:10,373 What is it? 943 01:07:10,505 --> 01:07:12,141 It's Joan's tower. It's falling. 944 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,176 You've got to get to her! 945 01:07:14,343 --> 01:07:15,244 Go! 946 01:07:15,510 --> 01:07:17,013 - Gloria! - Nah-uh. 947 01:07:17,146 --> 01:07:18,713 Stay right here! 948 01:07:18,780 --> 01:07:20,415 If anyone's taking that gay horse, 949 01:07:20,482 --> 01:07:22,084 it's me with the Baku! 950 01:07:24,153 --> 01:07:25,854 No! Let her go! 951 01:07:27,522 --> 01:07:29,225 Lay off! 952 01:07:29,424 --> 01:07:30,960 No! Don't shoot! 953 01:07:31,093 --> 01:07:32,161 Please. Don't. 954 01:07:32,361 --> 01:07:33,262 Ouf! 955 01:07:35,497 --> 01:07:37,233 - Ahh! - C'mon, girl. 956 01:07:37,532 --> 01:07:40,568 Fucking freaks always stick together. 957 01:07:42,405 --> 01:07:44,006 No! 958 01:07:44,307 --> 01:07:46,142 Ahh! 959 01:07:46,275 --> 01:07:47,609 Gustav! 960 01:07:55,117 --> 01:07:58,054 Please forgive me. 961 01:08:00,289 --> 01:08:02,224 Go, Lauren, go! 962 01:08:02,358 --> 01:08:03,993 Come back here! 963 01:08:04,260 --> 01:08:05,794 Land it, you bitch! 964 01:08:23,511 --> 01:08:25,181 Oh, my god! 965 01:08:56,312 --> 01:08:58,513 Oh, my god! 966 01:09:04,987 --> 01:09:05,988 Jo... 967 01:09:08,324 --> 01:09:10,859 Steady, steady... 968 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,562 Stay by the window, Gloria. 969 01:09:16,399 --> 01:09:17,766 Ahh! 970 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,136 Ooh! Ugh! 971 01:09:24,140 --> 01:09:25,274 Joan! 972 01:09:25,774 --> 01:09:28,210 Joan! Where are you? 973 01:09:28,411 --> 01:09:29,778 I have her. 974 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:39,955 I'm okay... 975 01:09:40,489 --> 01:09:43,125 She's hurt. But I have her. 976 01:09:44,659 --> 01:09:46,694 I've got you, Joan. 977 01:09:56,472 --> 01:09:57,907 He's dead. 978 01:09:59,874 --> 01:10:03,512 Well, now they can stuff him and put him on display. 979 01:10:03,845 --> 01:10:05,680 You caused all this. 980 01:10:05,915 --> 01:10:08,250 Now you're gonna get us out of here. 981 01:10:08,384 --> 01:10:09,584 Where's this fence? 982 01:10:09,717 --> 01:10:11,053 We'll climb it. 983 01:10:11,187 --> 01:10:12,587 Her head! 984 01:10:12,854 --> 01:10:13,923 Ahh... 985 01:10:14,656 --> 01:10:17,026 No! 986 01:10:19,761 --> 01:10:23,332 It won't kill you, but you should get to a hospital soon. 987 01:10:26,035 --> 01:10:27,903 - Calm them down! - I can't. 988 01:10:28,070 --> 01:10:30,406 I lost my tranquilizers in the crash. 989 01:10:30,573 --> 01:10:31,773 Then cut them off! 990 01:10:33,409 --> 01:10:35,511 Aah! 991 01:10:35,578 --> 01:10:36,744 Go on! 992 01:10:37,980 --> 01:10:40,615 Jesus fucking Mother of God! 993 01:10:40,748 --> 01:10:43,018 Fuck it, time to shoot the bitch. 994 01:10:43,152 --> 01:10:44,353 No! 995 01:10:45,588 --> 01:10:47,890 Ow! 996 01:10:51,626 --> 01:10:53,795 Bad trip! Bad trip! 997 01:10:54,696 --> 01:10:56,098 Hah! 998 01:10:59,502 --> 01:11:00,802 C'mon. 999 01:11:17,286 --> 01:11:18,354 Wait! 1000 01:11:18,888 --> 01:11:21,157 - Where is Mariko? - Who's that? 1001 01:11:21,290 --> 01:11:22,291 The weird-looking pig thing. 1002 01:11:22,491 --> 01:11:24,726 - It crawled into the cave. - We gotta go back for her! 1003 01:11:24,894 --> 01:11:27,329 - Those guys are there. - But it's hiding in the rocks. 1004 01:11:27,695 --> 01:11:29,331 C'mon! We gotta get out of the zoo! 1005 01:11:29,398 --> 01:11:30,299 No. 1006 01:11:30,665 --> 01:11:32,134 I know what we'll do. 1007 01:11:32,368 --> 01:11:34,069 We can ask the Luz Mala. 1008 01:11:34,170 --> 01:11:34,904 What? 1009 01:11:35,271 --> 01:11:38,040 The lights. They can mesmerize people. Cryptids, too. 1010 01:11:38,174 --> 01:11:41,110 We can ask them to guide all of the cryptids away from here, 1011 01:11:41,243 --> 01:11:44,079 far away from San Francisco to safety. 1012 01:11:44,213 --> 01:11:46,382 The Luz Mala are kept in an auditorium. 1013 01:11:46,515 --> 01:11:47,715 I know where it is. 1014 01:11:47,849 --> 01:11:49,318 Take us there. 1015 01:11:49,485 --> 01:11:50,852 Let me get that belt off. 1016 01:11:50,986 --> 01:11:52,655 It's okay, I won't look at you. 1017 01:11:52,754 --> 01:11:54,089 No! That never works. 1018 01:11:54,223 --> 01:11:57,593 You'll glance at me and you'll die. It always happens. 1019 01:11:57,725 --> 01:11:58,826 Oh... 1020 01:11:59,028 --> 01:11:59,761 Okay. 1021 01:11:59,895 --> 01:12:02,164 Take my arm and I'll guide us. 1022 01:12:02,298 --> 01:12:06,168 I know where we are. I know how to get there, really. 1023 01:12:06,302 --> 01:12:07,336 Trust me. 1024 01:12:08,736 --> 01:12:10,172 I love you. 1025 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,548 Take a right at the next path. 1026 01:12:19,682 --> 01:12:20,916 Right. 1027 01:12:25,588 --> 01:12:27,423 You can't get up that way! 1028 01:12:28,790 --> 01:12:31,026 You gotta come up to the top! 1029 01:12:31,327 --> 01:12:33,262 Gloria's at the window! 1030 01:12:34,363 --> 01:12:36,831 The Camoodi's choking the tower! 1031 01:12:37,266 --> 01:12:38,601 You'll be alright. 1032 01:12:38,733 --> 01:12:40,269 We're almost there. 1033 01:12:44,006 --> 01:12:45,007 Hurry! 1034 01:12:45,307 --> 01:12:47,042 Vaughn! Joan! 1035 01:12:47,209 --> 01:12:48,377 Argh! 1036 01:12:48,577 --> 01:12:49,811 Ahh! 1037 01:12:56,151 --> 01:12:57,119 Ahh! 1038 01:13:11,667 --> 01:13:13,602 Buggers! 1039 01:13:14,937 --> 01:13:16,138 Fucking gnomes are... 1040 01:13:16,272 --> 01:13:19,575 Boss, help me here. 1041 01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:20,743 Please! 1042 01:13:20,875 --> 01:13:22,311 Where's the Baku? 1043 01:13:22,678 --> 01:13:25,347 It went into the cave. 1044 01:13:29,652 --> 01:13:31,420 Where are we now? 1045 01:13:31,553 --> 01:13:33,455 The Mermaid Cove! 1046 01:13:33,589 --> 01:13:35,391 We're almost there! 1047 01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:38,894 Careful! Careful! 1048 01:13:40,763 --> 01:13:43,365 - Luz Mala? - Yeah! 1049 01:13:44,099 --> 01:13:45,934 The gate's closed. 1050 01:13:46,235 --> 01:13:48,337 There's a switch in the booth. 1051 01:13:54,276 --> 01:13:55,810 What the fuck! 1052 01:13:56,278 --> 01:13:58,247 Oh... Hi! 1053 01:13:58,347 --> 01:13:59,348 Do you work here? 1054 01:13:59,782 --> 01:14:01,216 Who is it? 1055 01:14:01,383 --> 01:14:02,484 Stab her. 1056 01:14:02,885 --> 01:14:05,087 Wait! We just wanna open the gate! 1057 01:14:05,287 --> 01:14:06,221 Who is it? 1058 01:14:06,355 --> 01:14:09,024 There's a boy with a face in his gut and 1059 01:14:09,158 --> 01:14:10,858 a woman with a caged bird. 1060 01:14:12,194 --> 01:14:15,964 Pliny? Pliny! It's me, Phoebe! 1061 01:14:16,198 --> 01:14:16,999 It's okay. 1062 01:14:17,299 --> 01:14:20,202 Whatever you're doing, it doesn't matter right now. 1063 01:14:20,336 --> 01:14:22,638 We're trying to get to the lights. 1064 01:14:22,771 --> 01:14:24,740 Don't listen to that monster, baby. 1065 01:14:24,872 --> 01:14:27,609 She's lying. They bought and captured you. 1066 01:14:27,710 --> 01:14:28,944 They want you in a cage. 1067 01:14:29,244 --> 01:14:30,779 She doesn't care about you. 1068 01:14:30,913 --> 01:14:31,947 None of them do. 1069 01:14:32,247 --> 01:14:34,516 Please, Pliny. Remember the beautiful lights? 1070 01:14:34,650 --> 01:14:37,453 - We just need to free them. - Don't come any closer. 1071 01:14:37,619 --> 01:14:40,456 You can leave if you want to. We won't tell anyone. 1072 01:14:40,556 --> 01:14:41,523 Stop her! 1073 01:14:41,690 --> 01:14:44,093 If you are too chicken, I'll do it. 1074 01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:45,928 Give me the knife! 1075 01:14:46,061 --> 01:14:47,529 Give me the knife! 1076 01:14:47,796 --> 01:14:49,031 Pliny... 1077 01:14:49,164 --> 01:14:49,965 Bad boy! 1078 01:14:50,099 --> 01:14:52,267 You listen to your mother! Bastard boy! 1079 01:14:52,401 --> 01:14:53,635 Thanks, Pliny! 1080 01:14:54,269 --> 01:14:58,073 Yes! 1081 01:15:17,893 --> 01:15:19,261 Joan! 1082 01:15:24,366 --> 01:15:25,300 Joan? 1083 01:15:26,735 --> 01:15:28,537 Are you here? 1084 01:15:32,975 --> 01:15:34,309 Joan? 1085 01:15:35,377 --> 01:15:37,079 Her lungs are weak. 1086 01:15:37,579 --> 01:15:38,947 She's weak. 1087 01:15:45,421 --> 01:15:46,622 Joan. 1088 01:15:47,322 --> 01:15:48,590 Oh, Joan. 1089 01:15:50,859 --> 01:15:52,661 You're gonna be okay... 1090 01:15:53,061 --> 01:15:55,597 I failed Lauren. 1091 01:15:56,532 --> 01:15:58,133 We failed them. 1092 01:15:58,333 --> 01:16:01,570 We should've had better security. 1093 01:16:01,737 --> 01:16:03,605 - I shouldn't have... - No, no. 1094 01:16:03,939 --> 01:16:05,174 so trusting... 1095 01:16:05,307 --> 01:16:07,843 You had a beautiful dream. 1096 01:16:07,976 --> 01:16:10,412 And I believed in it. 1097 01:16:10,546 --> 01:16:13,215 But it wasn't gonna last. 1098 01:16:14,884 --> 01:16:18,454 Maybe now the cryptids can go back into hiding. 1099 01:16:18,587 --> 01:16:21,457 Maybe it's better this way. 1100 01:16:22,257 --> 01:16:23,258 But... 1101 01:16:23,859 --> 01:16:26,395 Who will take care of them? 1102 01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:30,065 They can take care of themselves, Joan. 1103 01:16:31,567 --> 01:16:33,168 They always have. 1104 01:16:34,236 --> 01:16:36,338 They want to be free. 1105 01:16:36,906 --> 01:16:38,073 No... 1106 01:16:38,207 --> 01:16:39,241 No! 1107 01:16:40,609 --> 01:16:43,812 Maybe we needed them more than they needed us. 1108 01:16:43,979 --> 01:16:48,116 But I love them. 1109 01:16:50,486 --> 01:16:52,254 I do too. 1110 01:17:26,923 --> 01:17:29,057 Baku? 1111 01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:33,262 Baku, where are you? 1112 01:17:37,633 --> 01:17:38,800 Ah... 1113 01:17:40,769 --> 01:17:42,471 Mariko, right? 1114 01:17:45,173 --> 01:17:47,476 That's such a pretty name. 1115 01:17:48,912 --> 01:17:51,446 But why do they think you're a girl? 1116 01:17:53,582 --> 01:17:55,484 Come home, little piggy. 1117 01:17:56,351 --> 01:17:58,820 Ah! Fuck! 1118 01:18:00,957 --> 01:18:02,824 Ah, ah! 1119 01:18:03,859 --> 01:18:05,527 Jesus Christ! 1120 01:18:06,061 --> 01:18:08,397 Fuck! Ah! 1121 01:18:12,969 --> 01:18:14,670 Argh! 1122 01:18:53,910 --> 01:18:55,410 Oh... 1123 01:19:01,249 --> 01:19:02,551 Luz Mala! 1124 01:19:02,684 --> 01:19:03,685 Listen! 1125 01:19:03,819 --> 01:19:05,687 The Cryptozoo has fallen! 1126 01:19:05,821 --> 01:19:09,092 Soldiers have come to capture all the free cryptids! 1127 01:19:09,157 --> 01:19:10,292 Or worse! 1128 01:19:10,659 --> 01:19:12,127 Please, help us. 1129 01:19:12,294 --> 01:19:15,597 Guide the cryptids out of here. Away from the city. 1130 01:19:15,731 --> 01:19:17,299 Back into hiding! 1131 01:19:17,466 --> 01:19:19,568 They're so scared and confused! 1132 01:19:19,701 --> 01:19:23,639 But you can shepherd them to safety! 1133 01:19:32,882 --> 01:19:34,549 Do they get it? 1134 01:19:35,952 --> 01:19:37,653 I think they get you. 1135 01:19:46,261 --> 01:19:49,364 Glow blue if you understand! 1136 01:19:55,804 --> 01:19:56,939 Far out. 1137 01:19:58,941 --> 01:20:02,111 They can dig it. But they're still trapped behind the glass. 1138 01:20:02,244 --> 01:20:03,745 Can you break it? 1139 01:20:03,879 --> 01:20:05,647 Yeah, let's fucking break it! 1140 01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:13,221 If I turn Pliny's mother to stone, 1141 01:20:13,355 --> 01:20:15,457 we can throw her at the glass! 1142 01:20:16,324 --> 01:20:18,226 - Not even... - Goddamnit! 1143 01:20:18,427 --> 01:20:20,462 The glass is too thick. 1144 01:20:20,997 --> 01:20:22,330 Wait. 1145 01:20:23,032 --> 01:20:24,399 What? 1146 01:20:30,039 --> 01:20:31,974 The horn of the unicorn. 1147 01:20:34,743 --> 01:20:36,946 Okay, okay, okay. 1148 01:20:38,780 --> 01:20:39,715 Ah! 1149 01:21:03,705 --> 01:21:05,507 Yes! 1150 01:21:09,078 --> 01:21:10,345 Ah yes! 1151 01:21:13,883 --> 01:21:15,617 Where are you going? 1152 01:21:15,817 --> 01:21:17,753 Ah! What's happening? 1153 01:21:19,088 --> 01:21:20,522 Pliny! 1154 01:21:21,623 --> 01:21:24,526 Bye-bye, mean lady! 1155 01:22:32,094 --> 01:22:33,562 Joan... 1156 01:23:11,234 --> 01:23:12,801 Mariko. 1157 01:23:37,159 --> 01:23:38,693 Ugh! 1158 01:23:51,274 --> 01:23:52,741 Huh? 1159 01:24:23,772 --> 01:24:26,608 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... 1160 01:24:57,772 --> 01:25:01,077 ...I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1161 01:26:34,370 --> 01:26:36,205 Don't worry, she's gonna be fine. 1162 01:26:39,408 --> 01:26:40,943 She's beautiful. 1163 01:26:42,411 --> 01:26:43,745 Come here. 1164 01:26:45,081 --> 01:26:46,348 Good girl. 1165 01:26:49,885 --> 01:26:50,953 Thank you. 1166 01:26:51,586 --> 01:26:52,555 Yeah. 1167 01:26:53,122 --> 01:26:55,657 You take care of yourself, Amber. 1168 01:26:57,826 --> 01:26:59,328 C'mon, Mattie. Let's go. 1169 01:27:37,102 --> 01:27:42,102 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull