Last One Laughing - Italy
Am I making you laugh with this?
-What? -Am I making you laugh?
By the way, I understand her much better than when she speaks normally.
So? I mean, can we laugh?
Isn't this funny? It's impossible…
Red card! Red card! Red card!
No, come on!
Someone laughed.
-Who laughed? -The other way, Ale.
These things suck.
I didn't bring them because they're good, you know.
-So… -No!
Let's watch the replay. Let's see.
Am I making you laugh?
By the way, I understand her much better than when she speaks normally.
So? I mean, can we laugh? Isn't this funny?
-I didn't laugh! -You haven't even tried to hide it.
I didn't laugh!
-Enrico Brignano… You're out! -No!
-Guys… -Sorry, darling!
-Eh, well. -Maestro!
I didn't think I'd live enough to see this happen.
-Let me put it… -He does it himself.
He's putting it there himself.
Since the ceremony you guys do sucks…
Good-bye, guys. Enjoy your game.
-Enjoy your game. -Thank you for everything. What a shame.
-Bye, Enrico. -For a pickle.
If the pickle doesn't go to the greengrocer…
At LOL, a laugh can turn into a divorce in the split of a second.
Flora's made her husband Enrico laugh.
-Guys. -Enrico.
-Enriquez, how nice! -See?
As Alberto Sordi used to say, "I've married a stranger." Got it?
You're not allowed to laugh at LOL. Remember that.
It's not funny.
-We're on again. -Go!
-LOL. Laugh and you go home. Out. -Here we go again.
Do us a favor, Geppi.
-Geppi Cucciari? -Yes?
Do us a favor, thank you.
So, you are telling everybody what to do and me what not to do? Assholes!
Shall I play the trumpet?
The piano now seems to be a better idea.
What buttons haven't we used yet?
This is a biceps. I don't want to press that.
-That one! -The musical note.
Go on!
Something is happening! Watch out!
Golden Voices.
-Golden Voices. -Make a circle
and sing in turns.
In circle, huh?
-Like in rugby. -How do they mean?
You have to take turns.
Fuck!
-Oh, my. -Bravo!
Maestro!
And now?
-And the others? -Come on.
Yes.
There's also a choice of…
Watch out for Pisani. Let's follow Pisani.
Amazing! Amazing!
Great! Great!
Come on. Amaze us, Andrea!
-Look me in the eyes when you do it. -Go on!
-Geez! -Why?
No, come on!
-I'll go. Yes! -Yes!
-Why did you commit suicide like that? -Why did you look into his eyes?
No, wait. Maybe it's someone else.
-Ciacci! -It was me, sorry! I slipped.
It slipped out.
-Here! Okay? Here? -Here.
You were looking embarrassed,
but you were in tune.
-Intimidated… but perfect… -But perfect!
Few things make me happy…
Few things make me happy in life, except…
Let's watch the replay!
Look into my eyes when you do it.
No!
-Tommy Cassi is out. -No!
-Yes! -That's so unfair!
-Okay, Tommaso. -That's so unfair!
I mean, I went in with Tommaso, I got him a yellow and then a red card.
What a shitty friend.
Tommy Cassi's last teaser. Action!
-Save him! It was just a game, no! -No!
-Tommy! -Stop!
-Cut. Bye. -Stop, cut. Thank you, Tommy.
-Thank you. -Have fun.
Oh, yes. I almost forgot.
-Oh, my God! No! No! No! -No, come on.
-Well, we have another one. -Where is he coming from?
-No! -So,
let me show you the replay. It's sensational.
-Gosh! -Why?
-No, come on! -Geez!
-No! -No!
-Oh, my!
Well, it's a very beautiful woman with a wonderful smile.
-Well, it's cold comfort. -Nice exit!
So, Flora… You're out.
-Bravo, Flora. -Bravo, Flora
-All right, the game goes on! -Bye, guys, have fun.
Only my self-respect and dignity as a woman have been a bit… hurt.
Especially my self-respect, you know?
Nobody sang well during the musical game.
But two of them laughed.
Flora Canto and Tommaso Cassissa got a red card.
-Tommy! -Tommy!
See?
You were waiting for me, right?
-Great, you were great. -Thank you. Thank you.
-Here comes Flora. -Here's Flo…
I got myself eliminated for you.
-I'd have stayed longer. For crying out… -I know, my love. I know.
But…
We have to go on with it, come on.
Well, yes. Even Tommy has left us.
-What about Flora? -I'd put her next to…
-To her husband. -To Enrico.
-Bye, Flora. -Bye.
-Bye, Tommy. -Protect us, Tommy, wherever you are.
This water bottle trick is so funny.
I know a joke, "A man dives into his coffee, but he doesn't drown."
"Instead, he tells the bartender, 'I'd like a lungo,
in a glass, warm, almost hot,
with a drawing made with cinnamon of a concrete mixer.'"
'"I'll drink it on my upholstered couch while I'm reading Proust.'"
"'I mean, it's basically like drowning.'" And off he goes.
-Oh, my God. Oh, no! No! -Hello. Good evening to you all.
-Here we go! -LOL wants to give you,
the best contestants ever, the opportunity to take home
a rare and precious item.
I'd like to call our art expert,
our very own Alessandro Ciacci. Please.
He's looking at me. He's not that convinced.
I'm hardly an art expert, you know?
-I'm more of a consultant. -Okay. We've got everything we need.
Let me start with a very valuable item for real art lovers.
We have one of Giotto's first sketches.
-A unique piece. -Good one.
It's great. It's so great.
It deserves a valuable frame too, but it could also be used
as a party gift, or as a gift for a confirmation and/or a degree.
Okay, 5,000 euros.
-Great. You've got that kind of money? -We have 6,000 euros…
FLORA HAS LEFT THE GROUP
…from a missus or a miss who's wearing…
Why are there signs with your name on them?
-I haven't had the time to use them. -Okay. It's funny she's using them.
Six thousand going once, 6,000 going twice…
I just want to know…
Seven thousand for the gentleman.
-Eight thousand. -Seven thousand.
They keep on bidding.
-So… Going once… -We're closing at 7,000. Going once…
-Is it for me or for her? -She's bidding against herself. 8,000.
I'm crazy like that.
Eight thousand is too much for a sketch.
Eight thousand. Going once, twice. Sold.
Sold to the lady.
-Please take good care of it. -A sketch by Giotto is…
Let's go on. Today we're happy to offer you
a piece of the iceberg that caused the Titanic to sink.
Pisani is about to crack.
Here it is, with its certificate of authenticity.
The maestro will read it to us.
-Ciacci. -It's over for Ciacci.
I certify that… This is actually
the famous tip of the iceberg.
-A million euros. -Sold.
-That was fast. -We're running out of time.
This is crazy. Is this the North Sea's deposit ?
-That's right. -And now let's continue with cinema.
For cinema-lovers, we have a collection
of letters autographed by some great movie stars.
Let's start with Gregory "PEC,"
the first Hollywood movie star to have a PEC, a certified email.
Our one and only Gregory PEC.
-The letter was written by the actress… -Someone laughed!
-Our art expert. Why… -I didn't expect it from Ciacci.
-I'll go. For Ciacci. -Are you ready?
I need long socks.
Stay where you are. I still have some interesting items.
-Dang! Dang! -No!
We have another bidder, here he is.
It's weird how quickly the room emptied…
-Let's watch. -Let's start with Gregory "PEC,"
the first Hollywood movie star to have a PEC, a certified email.
-Ale. -Alessandro…
-Well… -Let's say goodbye to Alessandro Ciacci,
the king of cha-cha-cha.
Bye, Ale.
See you in the control room.
-Bye, Ale. Bye, Alessandro. Thank you. -Bye, guys. Bye.
I've been hit and I sank like the Titanic did.
I'm a Titanic relic, like the one sold by Basso. I deserve that.
Federico Basso's auction got Ciacci a red card.
-Well, no. Those are-- -I had to do it.
-Nice one. -I can picture him looking for…
-"Well, my…" -He'll do that. He'll do that.
-May I? -Ladies and gentlemen, Ciacci.
-Go, Ale! -We didn't see that coming.
-Some thought you would win. -Is that so?.
Very interesting. But we have to go on.
After this short break, let's continue with our auction.
I want to ask to my art expert… He's gone. He's left.
Let's get to the next item.
A water bottle belonging to a former contestant of LOL.
Isn't that funny, Geppi?
I added some laxative. Nobody knows. I hope they won't buy it.
-This is not auctionable, but… -What?
-Auctionable. -…a gift together with the only copy
of a manuscript which is the prequel of the Bible.
The prequel?
Spoiler. It's 700 empty pages. In the last one, God says, "I've got an idea!"
-So, we'll start the bidding with… -Did you like it?
A million euros. A million for the gentleman.
Two million.
Two million for the wealthy heiress. Two million going once, going twice…
Sold for two million euros.
-Congratulations. What a tasteful item. -Very good job.
The music was perfect.
Thank you for your attention.
-Thank you so much. Curtains. -Bravo, Federico.
What a funny auction. Darn it.
It doesn't sound like it from your tone.
I can't say "funny" and then laugh. Don't you know the rules of this game?
Do you want to see what's in my backpack?
-Yes, we can't wait. -Of course. Go for it.
I'm 37. I started going bald when I was just 26.
-Okay. -I'd like to see you bald for ten minutes.
-Is it from The Rocky Horror Picture Show? -We could try Golden Voices…
It's astounding
-It'll backfire on him. -That's not good.
It's not a typical commercial for a shampoo for split ends.
This is still LOL.
You the one who asked for it.
-We're competing on equal terms. -I can't… Federico, go away. Go.
This is suicide. How can't I not laugh at this stuff?
He looks like a drugged-up elf from The Lord of the Rings.
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
No!
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Bravo, Federico.
Let's do the Time Warp again
Where are my pickles?
Are you happy now? Have we fulfilled your wish, champ?
-It's almost the end, Fede. -I did it for you.
-Go for it. -No. No.
-No, but you, Federico… -And she goes, "Go for it!"
Suicide.
Let's get rid of these bald heads.
When there were the three of us left, I decided to team up with Federico.
We wanted to destroy Andrea Pisani.
Andrea, this is for you.
-Andrea. -No, come on. No, Federico.
I wanted to show you…
-No, please. Don't. -…my friendship
-by cooking something for you. -No! No!
I know you've always been a great fan of "crunch."
Let me start with this dish I created called "Childhood Memory."
It's a crushed snack.
To make it, just take a snack and put it in you schoolbag
-with all your books for one morning. -In a schoolbag.
-And then… -You have to run.
Serve it and eat it in crumbs. You can have a sweet or savory version.
-Is it all "crunch?" -All that glitters is "crunch."
I still remember when my classmates used to make fun of me
by saying, "You're snack is in crumbs!"
I would reply, "Buffoons! Can't you see my mom made me a crumble?"
You called your friends "buffoons"?
I never used swear words because I had respectable friends.
The next dish I want to present you is called "White Heat."
It's milk which has reached a temperature which is causing the pan it's boiling into
to melt.
You can notice a delicious skin or cream on top of it.
I'll work on the geometry of the dish by placing a rectangle in the circle.
It will float, because it remains suspended on the skin.
I can't find my pickles.
Let me round off this tryptic by showing you my approach to…
-"Molecular." -…molecular cuisine.
"Universal Transparency."
To make this dish, I used two hydrogen atoms, and one oxygen atom.
I blended them together to create this liquid
that has no color, smell, nor taste.
It would make me very happy if you tasted it, Chef.
-It's simple. -Come on.
I recommend you do this gesture before tasting it.
I hope you enjoy it.
How did you remove its color, taste, and smell?
I focused on removing the "crunch."
That's the spirit of LOL. You have to sacrifice yourself.
We help each other out. We're open to each other, not stiff.
Can I say "stiff?" I didn't say "stiffy."
It's a privilege.
-Is there an aftertaste? I hope not. -It has no taste.
It's the greatest compliment you could make.
That's what he aimed for.
-He removed everything. -Thank you.
-That's enough. -It's been a privilege to cook for you.
Federico is funnier than his vest.
Why did you have to steal my pickles…
I don't know where… I just tidied up the room.
It's a conspiracy.
It's not easy to hide eight kilos of pickles in here.
-I agree. -I put them there.
It's not easy.
-Where's he going? -I don't know. He looks pumped.
-I can't stand him anymore. -Me neither.
-No, but when… -When?
No, when…
THE CHICKEN
I think I should've thought twice before accepting this.
-How the fuck dare you? -I dunno, I can't help it.
A minute of "Ah!" That's funny, huh?
Here I am. Were you calling me?
What is it?
Ah, it's you.
-So, let's play this game. -Okay.
-We take turns saying a word. -A word…
We have to form a sentence.
-Let's start. "Your." -"Mother's."
-"Pans." -"Are."
-"Made." -"Of."
-"Heavy." -"Metal."
-"Such." -"As."
-"Steel." -"Or."
-"Stainless." -"Steel."
-Which is basically the same. -Don't be a nitpicker.
-"Eighteen." -"Ten."
-"Six." -"Sex."
"Who?"
Hey. It's your turn.
-"But." -"But."
-"Despite." -"Our."
-"Young." -"Age."
-"We." -"Can."
-"Not." -"Say."
"We"… "Bu"…
What word is that?
-What language do you generally speak? -What game are you playing?
Kick him out.
-Random topic. Manzoni. What do you know? -Answer.
-What about the Austrian borders? -Answer!
And add a bit of "crunch" to what you say.
Come on, let's start again.
-"So." -"Penguins."
-"Often." -"Fly."
-"In." -"What."
-"Inflexible." -"Ducks."
-"Consider." -"Strictly."
-"Forbidden." -"Skies."
-"They." -"Could."
-"Warn." -"Them."
-"Before." -Period.
-Period? -Fuck you.
He laughed!
Come on… A period!
The sentence was done. The sentence was done.
"A period?" She killed me by saying that.
The straw that broke the camel's laughter.
-No! -No! You stole his pickles!
So, there's a protocol to follow.
Let's watch the replay.
-"Could." -"Warn."
-"Them." -"Before."
-Period. -Period?
I just lost it!
-Pisani, you've been great. -Thank you.
-You've been great. -Thank you!
I'll see you out there. I'll have to take that road eventually.
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
Get out of here!
I'm taking this to the court in Lazio. It was unfair.
Despite Pintus' continuous jinxing, Pisani has held up this far.
But now it's time to go to the control room.
We're left with a duel between Geppi and Federico.
Just a moment, please. Sorry.
Ah… the funeral. Eh, well.
Bravo, come here.
LOL has been like going on a school trip.
You laugh a lot, but you won't get laid.
Guys, we know you're exhausted.
So, we decided to stay here and support you.
-Okay. -Here's what will happen now.
There are two stools.
-No, well, come on. -Stools?
-Stools. -Yes. So, Federico. Come here.
We're ready to start with the last round.
-Oh, my. -So, Geppi.
I'll be your coach. Angelo will be Federico Basso's.
Now it's getting really tough,
because she seems indestructible.
-Shall I press the green button? -Yes.
Game on.
-Can you speak Sardinian? -Not at all.
Great. Do it anyway.
From northern Sardinia.
I'm not interested in suffering from Toto Cutugno's Syndrome.
I don't want to be a runner-up. I want to win.
-Can I laugh at you? -Absolutely not.
-Sorry. -You can't laugh at us.
You can never laugh.
-He made me to laugh. -"He made me to laugh"
is not like you. You're well-educated.
Do an impression of Alessandro Siani.
-Eh, Angioletto. -Angioletto, are you okay?
-Angioletto… No. -No, let's try something else.
Do you remember our friend Ciacci's joke about this?
-No, luckily I don't. -Great. Let's toss this.
-That's out of the way. -Yes.
That was useless.
Shall I do Iginio Massari?
Let me hear that.
So, this sponge cake… Does it look like a sponge cake to you?
Was it an anacoluthon?
She wants to know if you have burped.
That wasn't it. I want to know if it was an anacoluthon.
-I have… -We thought you asked about a burp.
-Sorry. -Would I use that kind of language?
Coach, if you laugh that loud, you're not helping me.
Allow me to say that to you.
Red card.
I suspect the coach doesn't know what an anacoluthon is.
His coach.
I was looking at Alessandro…
He's not helping… Can I do without my coach?
-Can I have some water? -Sure.
Forgive me. It's a sad day.
My milkman died yesterday. They are cream-ating him today.
-But why… -Can I play against him?
-You're making him laugh. -It's easier.
-What game is it? -Fuck.
"Can I play against him?"
I would have won the first edition hands down…
-If Pintus laughs again, he's out. -Okay.
Do you think you're helping us? I need to understand.
What a nice atmosphere.
The two hosts were acting like two kids
who crashed the school party next door.
So, Alessandro. I'll do Siani.
-Well, wait. -Angioletto.
How did it go today? We had fun.
It was a good episode, Angioletto.
-It's useless. -My impressions are minimalist.
-Fuck. -Very minimalist.
Look, it's going to be quite clear now.
-Cannavacciuolo. -No.
-No! No! No! -Who was it?
-Very easy. Tullio De Piscopo. -Tullio De Piscopo.
The drumsticks confused me.
I don't even know how to interact. He lives in his own world.
-He's in his own world. -He's spinning around it.
Captain Tsubasa.
Now we're talking.
Eighty thousand spectators for this match where Oliver Hutton…
I don't want him to get the ball.
This final round is busting my balls. Really, come on.
ORONZO THE MAGICIAN
Evaristo and Ernesto burst.
Laugh, come on! Let's get it over with. Fuck. Fuck off to the fucking A.
Elephants have an amazing memory,
and when it's almost full they delete
old pictures, unused apps, and whatever else.
His repertoire. His repertoire.
If a snake gets a cramp, he turns into a stick.
A zebra is like a huge barcode.
Check its price at checkout.
-You like animal jokes. -Right.
Scotch tape was invented in 1790,
but it took them one year to find the end of the roll and use it.
-You're wearing her down. -No!
Federico is deadly, guys.
Look, if I ever laughed at something you've said,
I'd set fire to myself in the public square.
-I'm telling you. If you made… -Great approach.
If you made…
She laughed!
-She laughed. -Red card.
She laughed.
What a pity.
-She laughed! -I'm crying.
-Why? -I didn't expect that.
No, come on, Fede. I'm so happy you won, Fede.
Okay, but I wasn't expecting that. It was pretty sudden.
Come on, Fede.
-Here we come! -Here they are!
-It was about time! Well done! -Here they are!
-Bravo. -Thank you.
-Here they are. -Here we are!
-Well done! -So, let's check the replay.
Let's watch the replay.
Look, if I ever laughed at something you've said,
I'd set fire to myself in the public square.
-I'm telling you. If you made… -Great approach.
A lovely laugh that really suits me.
Geppi, you get LOL's last red card.
But you've done a great job!
-Thank you. -And you'll get a booby prize.
-It's great. -Pickles with filthy water.
Federico's material was richer, more abundant,
and this is a fair final outcome.
Get up here!
-And now… -Come here, Mr. Basso!
LOL's winner!
Federico Basso!
Oh, my. How scary! Oh, my. How scary!
Federico, your check. This is nice. I'd like one for my house.
A check to give to charity.
-To give to charity. -One hundred thousand euros for charity.
-Because you would… -We know you very well.
Geppi and I got to the final,
and for that I want to share my price with her. My part goes to AVIS Milan.
I'm a blood donor. I believe it's important to do it.
Please, donate your blood. There's a great need for it.
I decided to share my half of the prize money
between three charities, AIRC, PizzAut, and Dynamo Camp.
He's crying! No!
No!
I'm not sure whether Federico Basso is moved or concussed.
No, I must thank her. Thank you.
Who laughs is out, who cries is in!
It has never happened before.
-The longest arm takes the pic. Come on. -It was the tension, the nerves… Or…
You have to…
-Go on. -Okay.
-Here we go. Are we all in? -Ready?
-Very nice! -Bravo!
Very nice!
Are almost 50-year-olds allowed to cry?
Yeah. If you win LOL, you can.