1 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:10,006 ‎NETFLIX 原創喜劇系列 2 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:10,933 ‎砂糖 3 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:12,716 ‎蜜糖 4 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:15,306 ‎冰茶 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,230 ‎聽起來不錯,不是嗎? 6 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:20,979 ‎可能有點太甜,或許可以加點檸檬汁 7 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:24,402 ‎不過聽起來還是很不錯 ‎聽起來很悅耳 8 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:27,242 ‎聽起來是一些你會細味的東西 9 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:30,658 ‎在嘴裡含著,再滿足地嚥下 10 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,741 ‎但如果我告訴你這個詞語 11 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:35,696 ‎“糖… 12 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,537 ‎蜜糖… 13 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:41,415 ‎冰茶” 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,300 ‎其實是一種加密的髒話 15 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,298 ‎它如此忌諱,如此生動… 16 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,841 ‎大部分人只要一聽到這個字 17 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:53,724 ‎就會腦補到非常噁心… 18 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:58,814 ‎用來描述我們身體 ‎某種特定機能的髒話 19 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:03,102 ‎糖、蜜糖、冰茶 20 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:05,772 ‎英文簡寫就是“屎” 21 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:08,779 ‎(雞掰、革命) 22 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:09,690 ‎(庸俗) 23 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,488 ‎(臭鮑魚、粗言穢語) 24 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,871 ‎(淫邪、靠北) 25 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,785 ‎我啥都沒有,連句生日快樂都沒有 26 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,041 ‎我才不管 27 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,332 ‎我最愛的髒話就是“屎” ‎也就是該死的 28 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,286 ‎哇靠! 29 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:28,836 ‎當然,我想到屎的時候 ‎就想到拉屎,是吧? 30 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:29,762 ‎那還用說嗎? 31 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:31,879 ‎為何“該死”會是個髒話? 32 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:33,546 ‎它的英文由四個字母組成 33 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:38,215 ‎糞便的英文也是由四個字母組成 ‎意思也一模一樣 34 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,636 ‎“我有很多該死的東西要拿” ‎其他人都不會反感 35 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:42,305 ‎我們一起做很多酷東西 36 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:44,443 ‎他們在網絡上找到那些酷東西 37 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:45,861 ‎然後他們也想要了 38 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,019 ‎(該死) 39 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,397 ‎“該死”是… 40 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,904 ‎一個簡單好用的字 41 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:54,282 ‎因為你可以把它與其他髒話組合 42 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,954 ‎然後它就會變得很酷很有趣 43 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,543 ‎“這媽的有夠智障,有夠白爛” 44 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,289 ‎-“爛婊玩意” ‎-“爛人” 45 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,331 ‎“看看那個他媽的爛人” 46 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,254 ‎“酷玩意,該死的玩意” 47 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,923 ‎“你麻煩了,該死的玩意?” 48 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:16,587 ‎那麼便便和大便的叛逆兄弟 ‎到底是怎麼來的? 49 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,638 ‎(該死的歷史) 50 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:22,061 ‎單詞並不會一開始就是髒話 ‎它們只是單詞 51 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,562 ‎然後突然之間,它們就開始成為 52 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:32,778 ‎文化中最大的忌諱 ‎以及變得根深蒂固 53 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,991 ‎在某個時候,在歷史的語源學上 54 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:39,525 ‎有人決定把這個詞定性為髒話 55 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,163 ‎蠢死了 56 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,954 ‎“該死”可能是從… 57 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:44,366 ‎一個情緒而來 58 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:48,205 ‎要耍聰明地回答的話,應該就是來自 59 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:51,923 ‎拉丁語中的詞根,類似的屁話吧 60 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,415 ‎“屎”是盎格魯撒克遜人的單詞 61 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:57,137 ‎像大多數髒話 ‎它當時並非甚麼粗言穢語 62 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,008 ‎它起初只是排泄的意思 63 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:03,556 ‎在中世紀的英國,有醫學用語 64 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:06,561 ‎講到排泄作用的時候,就會用“屎” 65 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:10,324 ‎在中世紀時代,上廁所是個共同經驗 66 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:12,728 ‎你上廁所時不會有一個獨立的位置 67 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:14,527 ‎給你坐下來上廁所 68 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,281 ‎而是一個設有多個座廁的戶外廁所 69 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,913 ‎可能是你和不熟悉的人一起上廁所 70 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,911 ‎也有可能是你和全家人一起上廁所 71 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:25,913 ‎那個畫面太美了 ‎想到大家聚在一起拉屎 72 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:30,877 ‎我們的社會,會不會比現在更好? ‎要是我們沒有踏進獨立廁所 73 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,090 ‎拿起手機、回著電郵 74 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,422 ‎在IG上發文 75 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:40,297 ‎而是坐在一個陌生人旁邊 ‎問他:“老兄,今天好嗎? 76 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:41,966 ‎拉屎拉得怎樣?” 77 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,675 ‎在對方拉屎時,看著對方雙眼 78 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:48,516 ‎肯定會減少很多在廁所裡 ‎被污名化的行為 79 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,023 ‎使我們感到羞恥的行為 80 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:53,404 ‎星巴克的等待時間也會減少許多 81 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,613 ‎真是胡扯 82 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:56,532 ‎(拉屎) 83 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:59,241 ‎“該死”的起源是個很有趣的故事 84 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,412 ‎那是個民間詞源 85 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:05,582 ‎人們以前會在大西洋越洋送屎 86 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:09,792 ‎“屎”源自“船運中” 87 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,504 ‎以前的講法就是在1800年代 88 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,545 ‎人們要把糞肥運送到大西洋的另一邊 89 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,710 ‎記住我這句話 90 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:21,048 ‎有天會由我來付錢 ‎把我的糞肥越洋運送 91 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:24,305 ‎而且糞肥要放在高處 ‎要是擺在船艙的話 92 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,429 ‎甲烷加上熱力就有可能造成火災 93 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:33,107 ‎我在騙誰呢? ‎我還迷戀著愚蠢的浪漫海上生活 94 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:35,649 ‎自由、冒險、寶藏 95 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:40,821 ‎老實說,我這輩子 ‎唯一能夠肯定的就是… 96 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,663 ‎這個故事有夠遜的 97 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:48,413 ‎我隨便想也想得出一個更好的故事吧 98 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:49,576 ‎真是的 99 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,004 ‎繼續說“該死”的歷史之前 100 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:55,423 ‎我們探索一下這個詞的 ‎其中一個提倡者,以及他的成就 101 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:58,213 ‎演員伊塞亞維特洛克在《火線》裡 102 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:04,045 ‎用“該死”這個字 ‎用得出神入化,繼而成名 103 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,597 ‎“該死”已經成為我職業生涯的一部分 104 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,982 ‎這是我意料之外的 105 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:13,479 ‎他說:“該死的” 106 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:19,568 ‎我來自印第安納州的南本德 ‎而我家人是田納西州人 107 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:23,362 ‎我有南方口音,又有中西部口音 108 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,278 ‎我把兩者合而為一 109 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,584 ‎想出… 110 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:31,827 ‎該死的 111 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:37,594 ‎我從史派克李的電影 ‎《25小時》裡就這麼演 112 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:41,090 ‎又在《火線》中這麼演 ‎那時開始就爆紅了 113 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:44,264 ‎“該死”是伊塞亞維特洛克專屬 ‎而“操”就是山繆傑克森的專屬 114 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,394 ‎事實上,他們猶如21世紀的髒話雙星 115 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:48,772 ‎各代表一個髒話 116 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,847 ‎好,就這樣 117 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:54,483 ‎我要說出史上最長的一句“該死” 118 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:04,821 ‎該死… 119 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:09,290 ‎(十分鐘後) 120 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:13,119 ‎(22分鐘還在繼續中) 121 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,496 ‎經科研證實,說“該死” 122 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:20,665 ‎與拉屎一樣對人體有益無害 123 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,554 ‎有科學研究會說… 124 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,054 ‎罵髒話會讓人心情變好 125 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:30,385 ‎如果你在痛的時候罵髒話 ‎你的忍痛能力會變高 126 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:34,853 ‎有些人的確是不會罵髒話 ‎不會說粗言穢語 127 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:38,056 ‎不過他們會嘗試去碰那條界線 128 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:42,147 ‎所以你會聽到有人說 ‎“我無論如何都不會罵髒話的” 129 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,565 ‎但他們卻會盡情地用 130 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:49,624 ‎“淦”,“靠腰”或“可惡” ‎那些類似而比髒話含蓄的字眼 131 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,330 ‎他們和罵髒話有同樣的效果 132 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:56,922 ‎許多人認為罵髒話有淨化作用 133 00:06:56,999 --> 00:07:00,999 ‎當你情緒低落的時候,髒話非常有用 134 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,207 ‎想一下分娩中的女性 135 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:08,257 ‎如果妳要把一個孩子 ‎經由陰道從體內推出來 136 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:11,934 ‎妳不會想說一大堆廢話,妳不會說 137 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,934 ‎“天啊,我要推…” 138 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:16,556 ‎不會,妳會直接說:“操!” 139 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:18,274 ‎然後把孩子推出來 140 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:19,314 ‎好了 141 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,397 ‎我們要做個實驗,妳要做嗎? 142 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,482 ‎好啊,來吧,那是不是冰水? 143 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:28,488 ‎科學家會請你把手 ‎插進裝滿冰水的水桶裡 144 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:33,953 ‎並叫你不斷講同一個髒話 145 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:35,906 ‎或者會叫你講一個中性的單詞 146 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:39,037 ‎結果發現,如果你在罵髒話 147 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,495 ‎你把手放在水中的時間 ‎會比沒有罵髒話多50% 148 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:43,417 ‎(不能罵髒話) 149 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:44,384 ‎好吧 150 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:50,639 ‎那麼… 151 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,061 ‎操你媽的臭婊子 152 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,980 ‎我真傻 153 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:59,271 ‎該死的 154 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:00,773 ‎甚麼? 155 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,435 ‎該死的 156 00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:03,613 ‎(不能罵體話) 157 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:04,531 ‎他媽的 158 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,569 ‎(不能罵髒話) 159 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:06,940 ‎操 160 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:10,948 ‎A、B、C、D、E… 161 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:14,792 ‎(約28分鐘) 162 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,289 ‎該死的… 163 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:20,041 ‎該死的! 164 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:21,745 ‎真是… 165 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,634 ‎該死 166 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,051 ‎…簡單到極 167 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:29,129 ‎不知道為甚麼,我不想說“臭鮑魚” ‎感覺“臭鮑魚”不會幫得上忙 168 00:08:35,597 --> 00:08:36,927 ‎我不行了,不行 169 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,637 ‎放棄了 170 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,475 ‎夠了,那算好了,忍夠了 171 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,733 ‎操 172 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:46,149 ‎操 173 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:47,694 ‎操… 174 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,156 ‎-幾秒? ‎-2分20秒 175 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,736 ‎那是真的 176 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,957 ‎我超想罵髒話的,你有所不知了 177 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,918 ‎我越是說“該死的” ‎我好像在催眠自己一樣 178 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:04,169 ‎罵髒話的力量,太重要了 179 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,672 ‎它可以幫我們忍受痛楚 180 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,464 ‎罵髒話是很有力量的 181 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,508 ‎他媽的,能罵髒話真是謝天謝地 182 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:16,056 ‎冰水實驗引起了一些 ‎我們為何會罵髒話的有趣問題 183 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,218 ‎不過還有我們如何罵髒話 184 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:21,847 ‎要明白大腦與粗言穢語之間的關係 185 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:26,226 ‎我們必須看看一宗19世紀的怪奇個案 ‎有關一個鐵道工人 186 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:27,725 ‎費尼斯蓋吉 187 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,277 ‎蓋章的蓋 188 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,490 ‎蓋吉 189 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:34,530 ‎費尼斯蓋吉當時正在佛蒙特州 ‎卡文迪附近鋪鐵道路軌 190 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:39,325 ‎天啦,我真幸運 ‎新一天,路上又有新的洞 191 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,582 ‎傳聞說他忘了把洞補起來 192 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:46,839 ‎洞口爆炸了,把長110公分的鐵棒 193 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,249 ‎直接刺穿他的頭顱 194 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:51,467 ‎鐵棒落在他25公尺外的位置 195 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:55,759 ‎他在意外後居然能馬上說話 ‎就連醫生都嚇一跳 196 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,925 ‎我說:“該死的!” 197 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,064 ‎在媽的礫石上拉屎! 198 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:04,151 ‎不過每個認識他的人 ‎都說他的性格大變 199 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,518 ‎他不再是蓋吉 200 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,436 ‎該死! 201 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:11,693 ‎他的言語變得庸俗 ‎性格變得更具攻擊性 202 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,737 ‎連找工作都成困難 203 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:16,452 ‎礫石該死的! 204 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:20,754 ‎他還失去大部分說話能力 205 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:24,168 ‎不過在他想說話的時候 206 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:25,208 ‎他會罵出髒話 207 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,251 ‎那支鐵棒刺穿了他的額葉 208 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:32,086 ‎這種情況下,會損害到大腦 209 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:36,473 ‎負擔計劃和社交的部位 210 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,972 ‎這些是我們想抑制衝動時 211 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,965 ‎大腦會用到的部位 212 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,768 ‎他們認為這是一宗 213 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:46,151 ‎你會從一個好人變為爛人的案例 214 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,768 ‎該死的! 215 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:51,065 ‎那我們要怎麼用“該死”這個詞? 216 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,782 ‎我很少會用“該死”來表達排泄 217 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:57,071 ‎因為它已經成為我平常講話的一部分 218 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,616 ‎我講“該死”的時候 219 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:01,239 ‎通常是說:“我要去拿些該死的東西” 220 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,497 ‎或者“我要去放下一些該死的東西” 221 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,669 ‎要是我在罵髒話,我會直接說“操” 222 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,788 ‎“該死”和“操”基本上是可以互換的 223 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:11,295 ‎不過“操”比“該死”來得更有力量 224 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:15,469 ‎所以我在腦中組成句子的時候… 225 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,839 ‎我會適當地選用吧 226 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:21,307 ‎“該死”就如帶刀打槍戰,懂嗎? 227 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,519 ‎“該死”同時非常有效 228 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,730 ‎我是“該死”的大粉絲 229 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,850 ‎(《侏羅紀公園》) 230 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,517 ‎那真是一大坨屎 231 00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:32,725 ‎例如說我去餐廳 232 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:37,317 ‎我會說:“你知道嗎? ‎我想試菜單上那該死的新東西 233 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,405 ‎讓我先試試那該死的東西” 234 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:43,290 ‎我叫服務生過來說 ‎“這該死的東西是我叫的嗎? 235 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,999 ‎因為這玩意 ‎吃起來不像那個該死的東西” 236 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,170 ‎服務生就說:“妳講甚麼東‘屎’?” 237 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,329 ‎我說:“我點的東西” 238 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,625 ‎然後他說:“該死的” 239 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,512 ‎該死… 240 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,839 ‎(約30分鐘) 241 00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,215 ‎(趣屎?) 242 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:03,722 ‎我覺得喜劇界圍繞著“屎”的笑話 243 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,676 ‎不管是庸俗還是高雅 244 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:10,017 ‎都是在於你是否把“屎”用作“糞便” 245 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:13,774 ‎會很庸俗嗎?都是在於怎麼用它 246 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:17,608 ‎你不能一口咬定說 247 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,695 ‎有關“屎”的笑話都是庸俗 248 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,986 ‎它可能是很棒的 249 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,124 ‎我放屎屁了 250 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,120 ‎(《遇上波莉》) 251 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:26,751 ‎-我不知道那是甚麼意思 ‎-我想放屁,結果拉出屎了 252 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,659 ‎我放屎屁了 253 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:32,497 ‎我到台上表演 ‎講我那些解放女性的狗屁 254 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:35,167 ‎年輕人才不會想聽 255 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,924 ‎然後我說 ‎“好了,誰在旅遊車上挫屎了?” 256 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:38,967 ‎他們會笑死 257 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,101 ‎屎尿屁的笑話是蠻複雜的 258 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:46,269 ‎我覺得算是走在孤獨的路上 259 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:49,598 ‎其他人都不屑這些笑話 ‎覺得又庸俗又容易講 260 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,345 ‎它可以是《紐約客》等級的高端笑話 261 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,267 ‎都是取決於它的內容 262 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:56,817 ‎(狗屎秀) 263 00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:00,991 ‎“該死”是獨樹一格的髒話 264 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:05,661 ‎不像人人想要的趣味單詞 ‎像“操”、“臭鮑魚”和“屁股” 265 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,333 ‎“屎”是沒有人想親眼看到的 266 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,082 ‎那“該死”是怎麼變得冒犯人的呢? 267 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,785 ‎另一個代替“該死”的單詞 ‎是來自文藝復興時期的“排糞” 268 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,127 ‎和“排便” 269 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,592 ‎這兩個字基本上是解作噴屎 270 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,933 ‎一個拉肚子噴屎時的說法 271 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:25,139 ‎你可以看得出 ‎為甚麼它們不適合成為髒話 272 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,391 ‎它們不夠有力 273 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:31,642 ‎“該死”在詞彙上定位比較受限 274 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,847 ‎因為它與“無用之物”有關聯 275 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:38,398 ‎所以它通常會指一些不理想的事物 276 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:43,235 ‎這個詞長久以來 ‎都是一個人畜無害的單詞 277 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,242 ‎你不會在平常的對話用起這個詞 278 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,575 ‎除非是對專門處理糞便的人 279 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,332 ‎像是農夫或是律師,哈哈哈! 280 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:57,285 ‎不過當我們越少牽扯進別人的“屎” 281 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,758 ‎我們也漸漸變得很少用這個字 282 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,129 ‎甚至數百年來都沒有人提及過這個詞 283 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:07,047 ‎但我們為何要一直對“屎”避而不談 284 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:10,597 ‎這很有可能是因為管路系統的出現 285 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,353 ‎文藝復興時期,人們開始變得富裕 286 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,555 ‎他們開始可以蓋擁有多個房間的房屋 287 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:20,107 ‎這使得我們現今世代有了隱私的概念 288 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,362 ‎一旦你開始有隱私的概念 289 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:27,115 ‎有些事情就是該自己一個人的時候做 290 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,699 ‎不是跟其他人一起做 291 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,954 ‎而這些人就開始對排泄有所忌諱 292 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,916 ‎然後,“該死”就開始變成一個髒話了 293 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:35,959 ‎到了1930年代 294 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,711 ‎我們開始看到一些有關“屎”的用詞 ‎像是“爆瞎” 295 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,255 ‎“豬頭”和“孬種”加入我們的詞彙當中 296 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:47,514 ‎不過隨著時代變遷 297 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,675 ‎這個單詞在文化和俚語當中 ‎變得更被廣泛使用 298 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:54,064 ‎特別在過去50年 ‎“該死”真是走了一段漫長的路 299 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:58,313 ‎它在粗言穢語當中 ‎佔了非常重要的地位 300 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:03,487 ‎它足夠冒犯人 ‎使你講出來後有足夠的分量 301 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,279 ‎不過又沒有太讓人反感 302 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,911 ‎搞得沒人要用 303 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,542 ‎(該死) 304 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,249 ‎(大概42分鐘) 305 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,540 ‎(扭曲的審查) 306 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:21,464 ‎《扭曲姊妹》樂隊主唱迪伊斯尼德 307 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,127 ‎1985年在國會廳上 308 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:28,394 ‎穿著背心、塗了大量髮膠 ‎為藝術言論做辯護 309 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,639 ‎家長音樂資源中心 310 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,471 ‎由蒂珀戈爾共同創辦 311 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:39,516 ‎決定加強控管孩童接觸 ‎含有露骨歌詞的音樂 312 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,605 ‎我被請來這裡提出我的觀點 313 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:46,361 ‎“對於某類錄音製品內容 314 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:50,275 ‎建議把錄音製品內容加以標籤 315 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,656 ‎並對購買者提供指引說 316 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:57,583 ‎本內容含有性愛露骨 ‎及其他使人反感的內容” 317 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,455 ‎聽證會的結果? 318 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,541 ‎家長指導標識 319 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,747 ‎當時有一股勢頭 320 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:06,086 ‎黑人文化漸漸推廣開來 321 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,223 ‎而蒂珀戈爾等人想藉由 322 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,971 ‎家長指導標識來阻止 323 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:14,853 ‎對我來說,家長指導標識 ‎是暗中帶種族歧視的 324 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,812 ‎對我朋友來說也是 ‎我們都覺得是種族歧視 325 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:22,233 ‎因為它在1980年代出現 ‎當時嘻哈音樂終於變得有商業價值 326 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,324 ‎不再是暗地裡做的東西 327 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,240 ‎我想:“這是一種誤解 328 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:30,108 ‎這是錯過了 ‎談論未來文化去向的機會” 329 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:34,658 ‎許多保守的人,面對自己不認同的人 330 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:39,673 ‎會嘗試說他們的話是猥褻庸俗 ‎使他們不能出售 331 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,418 ‎好像在說猥褻庸俗的話 332 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,551 ‎就是缺乏教育或腦袋有問題 333 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:49,089 ‎又是一種對年輕文化 ‎及黑人文化的恐懼 334 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:53,264 ‎我認為是所謂的得體、政治和管轄 335 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,845 ‎使種族歧視問題一直存在 336 00:16:56,932 --> 00:17:00,102 ‎家長和蒂珀戈爾懼怕這些事物 337 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:03,355 ‎這些唱片只會讓孩子更想擁有 338 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,569 ‎像郊區的火災中受損物品大拍賣 339 00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:07,978 ‎“老兄,這玩意上面有家長指導標識” 340 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,318 ‎我最討厭人買沒有標籤的唱片 341 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,664 ‎我最討厭要猜到底用上了甚麼單詞 342 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:17,490 ‎我確實更會想買 ‎印有家長指導標識的光碟 343 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:23,128 ‎我記得有路達克里斯的《口傳》 ‎它印有一個像是用來口交的口 344 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,748 ‎那是超露骨,還印有家長指導標識 345 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,297 ‎我當時想:“哇,該死的” 346 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,381 ‎審查對我來說不是一件好事 347 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,137 ‎由誰來決定這些字眼不好?誰? 348 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,389 ‎由誰決定說:“這個字眼太糟糕” 349 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,771 ‎這使我們說到一個歷史悠久 350 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,190 ‎一直重塑我們的文化的傳統 351 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:46,569 ‎非裔美國人英語方言的改革能力 352 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:50,188 ‎重申一次,我們必須感激黑人文化 353 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:53,987 ‎把語言學上的糞,變為獨當一面的王 354 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,451 ‎“該死” 355 00:17:55,532 --> 00:18:00,252 ‎從我們會想不惜一切地 ‎避而不見、不聽、不說的單詞 356 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,579 ‎變成“超屌”的 357 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:03,962 ‎(該死與超屌) 358 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:07,881 ‎“該死”一詞 ‎從1970至1980年代開始流行 359 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:14,471 ‎有一種全新的俚語 ‎開始用上“該死”,並擺在哪裡都能用 360 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:17,511 ‎試想你一直以來都被說是該死的東西 361 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,426 ‎現在都毫無意義了 362 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:23,805 ‎事實上,你找方法把該死的東西 363 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,194 ‎由最差勁的一種說法 ‎變為人人想要的說法 364 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:31,862 ‎現在,如果是說“超屌” ‎就是用來分辨好與壞的時候 365 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,454 ‎那就是很棒的意思 366 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,159 ‎感覺是把負面意思抽走並翻轉 367 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,780 ‎要是有人說我超屌 368 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,197 ‎我會說:“謝謝啦,多謝你的認可” 369 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,707 ‎我認為… 370 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,749 ‎那就是把粗言穢語變成讚美說話 371 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,884 ‎“壞”以前就只代表壞 ‎直到麥可傑克森改變了它 372 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:55,473 ‎“肥”本身只有負面意思 ‎直到出現了“肥美”這個字 373 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,721 ‎“屎”是最屌了 374 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,562 ‎超屌,就是史上最屌啦 375 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,308 ‎但你可以是爛人,然後一無是處 376 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,231 ‎懂了沒? 377 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,765 ‎有一句歌詞 378 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,944 ‎對我來說,是我聽過最浪漫的歌詞 379 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,153 ‎他說… 380 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,525 ‎“妳就是使我泥足深陷的屎” 381 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,529 ‎我認為單詞就是單詞啊 382 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,414 ‎我覺得就是普通的單詞 383 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:26,464 ‎一兩百年前都沒有人會講“屎” 384 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:31,090 ‎誰會想到“這屎真香” ‎會是一個正面的說法呢 385 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,460 ‎“該死”只是比“可惡”晚幾十年出現 386 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:38,258 ‎如果你覺得你在任何情況下 ‎都可以說“可惡” 387 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,973 ‎那“該死”應該也能用的 388 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,270 ‎無論你是受夠了別人的狗屎話 389 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,270 ‎還是你要去拉屎 390 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:50,862 ‎要記得“屎”是一種非常好的平衡器 391 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,649 ‎不論你的種族、宗教與教義 392 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,404 ‎國王還是農民 393 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,195 ‎每個人都會拉屎! 394 00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:02,739 ‎(大概56分鐘後,可能更久) 395 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,615 ‎就這樣 396 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,865 ‎打給金氏世界紀錄吧 397 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,036 ‎夠了,我說完了 398 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,082 ‎字幕翻譯:李瑋樂