1 00:00:03,625 --> 00:00:05,417 鑰匙在哪… 2 00:00:06,458 --> 00:00:07,708 找到了 3 00:00:20,625 --> 00:00:21,542 好痛 4 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:28,208 討厭… 5 00:00:31,042 --> 00:00:32,042 我躺 6 00:00:48,833 --> 00:00:50,125 換這隻 7 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:01,375 好喝 8 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:08,375 對了 是要找真紀真小姐幹嘛 9 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:11,917 算了 10 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:19,000 水… 11 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:59,417 淀治 12 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:02,125 你怎麼會跑來我家呢 13 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:06,750 是我帶回來的嗎 14 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:13,083 頭好暈 怎麼搞的 15 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:17,167 對了 16 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:20,125 你喜歡真紀真小姐吧 17 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,000 頭昏眼花 18 00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:26,875 別喜歡那種臭女人不就得了 19 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:29,333 討厭 阿秋也是 20 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:31,500 還害羞成那樣 21 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:35,292 討厭…哞… 22 00:03:35,292 --> 00:03:36,417 牛 23 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:10,208 來做吧 24 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:41,375 《鏈鋸人》 25 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:49,792 要… 26 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:51,958 要做什麼 27 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:55,917 性行為 28 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:01,667 比個"萬歲" 29 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:12,500 好 30 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:14,500 乖孩子 31 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,958 確定要做嗎 32 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:17,583 真聽話 33 00:06:17,583 --> 00:06:20,708 本來初吻要獻給真紀真小姐 34 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:21,417 好乖喔 35 00:06:21,417 --> 00:06:23,208 卻被這女人的嘔吐物玷污 36 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,750 被這種女人奪走第一次沒關係嗎 37 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,542 好 38 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,792 很乖… 39 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,833 下面也脫掉吧 40 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:02,625 口袋裡好像有東西耶 41 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,875 加倍佳棒棒糖 好髒喔 42 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:12,833 淀治… 43 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:16,125 淀治 還好嗎 44 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:18,667 要不要去外面透透氣 45 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:32,292 我在超市買了解酒藥 46 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:35,125 記得睡前一定要配水吃掉 47 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,125 真紀真小姐 我… 48 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:43,958 得到了狗屎一般的初吻 49 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:48,583 就算我以後跟不同女生接吻 50 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:52,375 每次親下去的時候 51 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:55,375 一定會想起嘔吐物的味道吧 52 00:07:58,583 --> 00:07:59,958 嘴巴張開 53 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:14,542 嘔吐物的味道 大概一輩子都忘不了 54 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,708 但是不要緊的 55 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:21,250 現在開始 直到死去的那一刻 56 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,708 你會嚐到各種初體驗的滋味 57 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:27,375 根本沒有餘力想起嘔吐味 58 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:32,125 總之第一次間接接吻的味道 59 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,083 就是加倍佳棒棒糖可樂口味呢 60 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,667 抱歉 波奇塔 61 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,792 你也想做色色的事吧 62 00:08:47,792 --> 00:08:49,375 但是我… 63 00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:51,542 我的第一次 還是想留給真紀真小姐 64 00:08:53,042 --> 00:08:55,208 等我殺死鎗之惡魔 65 00:08:56,875 --> 00:08:58,458 在那之前… 66 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:08,792 淀治 早安 67 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:14,833 有胃口吃早餐嗎 68 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:22,875 一邊俯視人群一邊吃飯就是好吃 69 00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:24,875 淀治 70 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:29,583 昨晚我喝醉了 什麼都不記得 71 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:33,083 我有沒有對你亂來 72 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,458 誰會跟嘔吐女做那檔事 73 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:37,958 我已經決定 第一次要給真紀真小姐了 74 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:42,750 那就好… 75 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:46,292 要是對未成年出手 我會被逮捕的 76 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:59,375 淀治你真奇怪 77 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:02,792 普通人在這種狀況下 都會尷尬地離開 78 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,958 可以免費吃飯 幹嘛回去 79 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:11,583 話說回來 你也喜歡真紀真小姐嗎 80 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:12,500 我超喜歡她 81 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:16,583 就算她的個性爛到爆也喜歡嗎 82 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:17,917 喜歡到爆 83 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,167 決定了 84 00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:26,083 我來幫你跟真紀真小姐湊對吧 85 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:28,542 真的假的 86 00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:29,792 真的 87 00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:34,000 淀治 我們要不要私下結盟 88 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000 我會幫你跟真紀真小姐牽線 89 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,875 你來幫忙撮合我跟阿秋 90 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,417 妳喜歡那傢伙的哪部分 91 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:50,292 臉蛋 92 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:55,625 好啊 我贊成 93 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,792 來組成同盟吧 94 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:02,833 那麼今天起我們撇除資歷輩分 95 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:04,125 來當朋友吧 96 00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:11,667 偶爾過來吃早餐吧 97 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,625 帶魔人跟阿秋一起過來 98 00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:22,333 真紀真小姐願不願意來呢 99 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,333 我忘了幾點抵達京都 100 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,708 再30分鐘 101 00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:41,875 那我就買個鐵路便當吧 102 00:11:42,542 --> 00:11:44,583 請別忘了一點要去餐敘 103 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:47,375 我會在那之前空出肚子的 104 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,792 真不想見京都那群大人物 105 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,417 所有人都很恐怖 106 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:58,000 我只是想要以平靜的心情用餐 107 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,917 昨天的酒真好喝 108 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,917 這裡是C組… 109 00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:41,875 開始 110 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:46,625 那是什麼聲音 111 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,833 你竟然不知道 太蠢了吧 112 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,542 那是太鼓聲 113 00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:51,667 辦祭典嗎 114 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:52,833 對了 115 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,458 你們兩個昨晚真的沒交配嗎 116 00:13:57,042 --> 00:13:59,667 淀治其實是個紳士喔 117 00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:05,083 真虧你們吃得下這間店的拉麵 118 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,625 不覺得難吃死了嗎 119 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,792 你誰啊 120 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,875 我倒是覺得很好吃 121 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,042 不准你隨便跟老子講話 122 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,042 看來你們分辨不出味道的好壞 123 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,083 這也無可奈何 124 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:25,292 聽說幼時只吃同一種味道的東西 125 00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:27,625 長大後舌頭會變遲鈍 126 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,667 舌頭遲鈍 幸福的感覺也會隨之下降 127 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,625 老子幸福得很 128 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:34,958 我們走吧 129 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,542 我爺爺是全世界最溫柔的人 130 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,542 常常帶我去高級餐廳吃美食 131 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:46,417 雖然他混黑道 卻是正義的一方 132 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:49,000 像他那樣的人 133 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,458 可謂"必要之惡" 134 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:55,750 殺掉的婦孺屈指可數 135 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:59,792 我想要什麼 他都會拿賣毒品賺的錢買給我 136 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,500 是個人見人愛 137 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,625 充滿江戶男兒氣概的好人 138 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,833 淀治 你也喜歡他吧 139 00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:14,917 混蛋 你想幹嘛 140 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,375 你認識他嗎 141 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:20,125 鎗之惡魔想要你的心臟 142 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:31,417 武士頭 143 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:32,250 叩 144 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,042 早川秋… 145 00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:56,292 竟然讓我吞下不得了的東西 146 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,333 既非人類 147 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,917 亦非惡魔 148 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,417 帕瓦 快幫姬野前輩止血 149 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:19,375 釘子… 150 00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:29,458 打 151 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,208 3 152 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,083 打 153 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:49,833 2 154 00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:56,542 打 155 00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,917 1 156 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,125 竟敢用那種噁心的東西 157 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,917 卡斯 殺了他 158 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:09,917 0 159 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,583 姬野前輩呢 160 00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:43,167 最好盡快帶去看醫生 161 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,167 那傢伙… 162 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,208 竟然用了槍 163 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,750 在日本除了警方或惡魔獵人 164 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,250 明明不可能拿得到槍 165 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:57,208 鎗之惡魔想要你的心臟 166 00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:01,667 總之 先幫姬野前輩處理傷勢… 167 00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,000 詛咒惡魔 168 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,042 只要用那個釘子釘幾次就會死 169 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,375 我猜得沒錯吧 170 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,333 你的身手挺俐落的嘛 171 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,375 妳從哪裡冒出來 172 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,292 是那傢伙的同夥嗎 173 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,292 你怎麼輸了 174 00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:39,417 我太大意 真的太大意了 175 00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:40,792 那就趕快殺了他 176 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,208 他還活著 177 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,542 惡魔獵人就屬西裝特別頑強 178 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,458 給他致命一擊 179 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:26,833 別管我了 去救阿秋 180 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,125 不可能 181 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,750 老子根本看不清他的動作 182 00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,000 幽靈… 183 00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:35,167 我拒絕 184 00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:37,875 那女人很恐怖 185 00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:58,292 我願意獻出我的全部 186 00:19:59,292 --> 00:20:01,792 讓我使用你的全部吧 187 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,500 阿秋還能落淚 188 00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:33,417 惡魔獵人過於習慣死亡如影隨形 189 00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,833 會漸漸哭不出來 190 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,208 但是阿秋動不動就會哭 191 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:42,458 負責照顧的後輩死掉時 192 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,708 他還躲起來偷哭 真的很有趣 193 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:49,333 若能得到他的思念與淚水 194 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,375 一定會很高興吧 195 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,333 快來幫我 196 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,625 阿秋… 197 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,417 你別死喔 198 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,667 當我死了… 199 00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,125 希望你能為我哭泣 200 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,667 蛇 整個吞了 201 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,125 回去