Hey, little Lady.
Hell's coming for breakfast.
Hey, little lady.
Hell's coming for breakfast.
Hey, little lady, hell is coming for breakfast.
Hey, little lady.
Hell is coming for breakfast.
Hey, little lady.
Hell is coming for breakfast. I got it.
You've been saying that for the last forever, Joe.
Am I supposed to pretend I can't hear?
It's Clint.
I'm sleeping.
So, is it the actual location that's coming for breakfast
or is hell actually coming for breakfast?
Like, is it like, "Get ready, little lady,
Friars Club is coming for breakfast."
Or is it, "Hey, little lady,
Walmart is coming for breakfast,
because I need to know how many places to set."
You think you're funny, don't you?
- What is that? - Oh, you mean this?
Well, who's coming for breakfast?
Satan? Hitler?
You love it.
No, please go back
to the bathroom, shave it off.
Not shaving it off. It's authentic.
- It's my hunting look. - Oh.
Yeah.
- Hey, baby. - Hmm?
Authentic is how you walked into this town.
It looks good on me.
It does look good.
- That's right. - It does.
Now, hold on, hold on, hold on.
-Oh, wow. -Hold on, hold on.
Honey, why don't you hop back into bed?
Come on. I'll do this authentic guy.
Come on. Come on. I mean it.
Honey, come on, don't be--
Making fun of me. It's fine.
I mean so...
All right, let's have it.
-This is irresponsible. -You said that last night.
That's just stupid, what you're doing.
-You said that too. -Well, you're being an asshole.
Tess, why are you blowing this out of proportion?
Tons of guys around here hunt for their livelihood.
Your dad does it, Doug does it.
Uh, you're not from here, Joe.
You sell insurance for a living and you're really good at it.
Okay, well, I live here now, so what?
And you're understanding of here thus far is that mustache?
You haven't hunted enough with Doug
to go out on your own.
I keep telling you I have a funny feeling about this
and you just keep ignoring that.
That was mean.
Yeah, it was.
I'm sorry.
We moved out here to provide our boys with a safe,
familiar place to grow up and not to become some...
end of the world Fox News people.
That's not what's happening.
It's not what's happening, Tess.
You have nothing to prove.
I love you...
without the mustache.
But there are a couple of girls
I can whore you out to if you want it.
If things get worse,
we need to know how to do this stuff.
Not that argument again.
No, why can't-- why can't I say that?
-Why can't I say that? -Because--
Because I heard it my whole life.
Okay?
I grew up with these mountains and my--
my dad prepping for the end of days.
-That's why I left. -This is stupid.
-I can't win this argument. -Oh, you can't? You know why?
Because it's not about providing,
it's about your ego, it's about you wanting to
go out with the boys hunting.
So what? So what?
There's nothing wrong with that
except for experience you don't have.
-That's why I'm going out. -With someone else, Joe.
That's how you learn. You don't learn alone.
No, you learn by going out there and doing it.
Right, you just go sit in the deer stand,
you wait for a deer, and you shoot it.
Twelve-year-old boys do it.
Why can't I go out there and try it?
We agreed that we would learn together as a family.
We would grow a garden in the spring
and can in the winter.
Go with Doug next week. That is all I'm asking.
It's not much.
I packed lunch for the entire day.
And I'm going to go out there and I'm gonna stay all day.
And I will not be home until tonight.
Okay. And if you kill something,
you know how to disembowel it, right?
Babe, I can't-- I can't. I'm not doing this.
-I love you. -I love you.
You better say goodbye to the boys.
No doubt they heard us.
Love you, buddy.
Hey, little lady, hell's for breakfast.
You like that?
Mm-hmm. Will you say it for me?
That's why I'm coming in.
To tell you I love you and I'll see you tonight.
Okay.
You and Mom fighting?
No, not at all.
You're doing that whisper thing again.
Well,
sometimes when Mom
and Dads need to have a conversation,
it's better that it happens in whispers.
-You like it? -Mm-hm.
It looks funny.
I love you.
- I'll see you tonight. - Me too.
Hey.
Last offer.
Don't do this.
Don't do that. Don't.
-What are you doing? -Come on.
What are you doing?
Okay, then. Have fun out there.
You know what I'll be doing.
What's wrong with you, Joe?
Get a gun, go out, kill a deer just to go...
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Hey.
Can I borrow your-- your rifle?
You ain't get one yet?
Tess, she, uh--
she doesn't want to get one right now.
It-- it doesn't matter. Can I just borrow yours?
Ah.
- Do you need ammo? - No, I bought some.
-Tess let you get ammo? -She doesn't know I bought it.
- Mmm. - Sorry, sorry.
- Got your tags? - Got them in the bag.
- You double check 'em? - Yes, Mom.
I ain't your mom.
All right, I know.
Won't be a problem on the property.
No one can be on it.
But if an officer asks for your tags on the way back
and you don't have them, that's trouble.
I got it. Got it.
You remember how to get to the property?
- I believe so. - What else?
I-- I can't think of anything else.
If you just wait 'til next week, I can go.
Thank you. But I've got two conferences next week.
-Plus, Tess-- -No, I ain't in your marriage.
Unless you into some freaky stuff.
Keep it to yourself, then.
Look, keys are in the car
if you need to borrow it for any reason, have at it.
I ain't driving that jerk mobile.
That's nice.
- Thanks again. - Mm-hm.
Hey, I'll be sure to bring that ten point by here
so you can get that photo op.
Godspeed.
That's your music, right?
You know, you've got neighbors.
All right, mustache. Have fun.
Strike one.
One and one is the count.
Joseph Chambers steps to the mound.
Bottom of the ninth. Two outs.
1991 World Series.
Strike two.
Too high. Too high.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Can Joe do it tonight?
And he may.
Minnesota. The talk of the sports world.
Outside.
Strike three!
Joseph Chambers has won
the 1991 World Series.
The Minnesota Twins are victorious.
Joseph Chambers is an MVP.
He has just beaten ,
ladies and gentlemen.
There was never, ever any doubt.
We knew he could pull it off.
And tonight...
We have sat here and witnessed history.
♪ I'm the moustache man ♪
♪ King of the mountain, here I stand ♪
♪ I'm the moustache man ♪
♪ King of the mountain, here I stand ♪
♪ I'm the moustache man ♪
♪ King of the woods, yeah, here I stand ♪
♪ I'm the moustache man ♪
♪ I'll catch it, I'll kill it any way I can ♪
No, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, please no.
Oh, please just wake up.
Oh, please tell me this isn't happening.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Oh, please, God.
Please, please, please, please, please, oh, please.
Please, I'm so sorry.
Stupid fucking vest.
He's trespassing.
And I'm just standing my ground, right?
I'm supposed to be on this property.
He's not supposed to be on this property.
So...
I did a good thing.
Maybe some little kid had been on here, right?
What if this guy was dangerous?
They should thank me for getting his ass
off of this property because he was trespassing.
He could be a convict, he could be dangerous.
He's breaking the law,
and no, it's not my job
to enforce the law by any means.
I'm not saying that.
What I am saying, though, is that he is the danger.
And I will just have to stand my ground.
All right. Exactly what I'm doing.
Make this go away.
It was an accident.
Of course it's an accident, you idiot.
You didn't do this on purpose.
Come on, Joe. These things happen, okay?
He was on private property.
Private land means trespassing,
and trespassing means stand your ground.
You're doing what's right, okay?
You did the right thing, Joe.
Okay, okay.
Okay, it's the right thing.
You gotta dig a hole. You gotta put him in it.
Dig a hole.
And you gotta put him in it, do you hear me, Joe?
Go and dig a hole.
You put him in it. You gonna dig a hole.
I'm so sorry.
Go and dig a hole. You put him in it.
Dig a hole. You gotta put him in it.
Go dig a hole.
Dig a hole and put him in it.
Dig a hole, put him in it.
Dig a hole.
Dig a hole and put him in it.
Dig a hole, put him in it.
Just dig a hole and put him in it.
No, no, wait.
Wait. Wait, please. Please don't run away.
- Help. - Please don't run away.
- Help! Someone! - Hey! Sir! Sir.
No. No, no. Please wait. Come back.
- Somebody help. - No, no.
I'm not gonna hurt you, I promise.
- Help! Help! - No, no, Wait. Wait.
- Hold on. - Help!
- Please stop running! - Somebody! Help!
No, no, no. Please stop running.
- Sir, hold on. Hold on. - Help! Help!
No, no, no, please, please, please.
- I'm not gonna hurt you. - Help!
No, no, I'm not gonna hurt you, please.
- Help! - Hey! Hey!
Stop, please, please!
No! No, no, ow!
Please stop!
Please stop, please stop. Stop it, please.
I wanna help you, okay? Ow!
Please! Let me talk.
No, no. Ow! Stop! Stop! Stop!
No! Hold on. Just let me explain. Ow!
Stop and let me explain.
Ah! No! Stop it!
God, please. Please stop!
- Help! - Please stop!
- Listen. Listen. Listen. - Help! Help!
- I'm not gonna hurt you!
I promise I'm not gonna hurt you.
- Please. Please. Please. - Help!
- Please, please, ow! - Somebody!
Please stop! Please stop!
Please stop. Please stop. Please, please, please.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Help, please, someone.
Help me.
Somebody!
Help.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
No, I'm not gonna-- Hold on. Let me help you.
I'm just gonna help you sit up.
Okay? Come on.
Come on. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Stop. I'm not gonna hurt you, okay?
Okay? I'm just trying to help.
You shot me.
You're on private property.
You were trespassing.
Private property...
How old are you?
Do you live out here?
I was trying to.
Are you out here alone?
What the fuck?
What the fuck were you thinking?
Firing off in the woods like that.
I was chasing a deer.
I didn't mean to shoot you.
It's my buddy's property.
He lets me come out here and hunt.
I was following this deer.
Trying to learn how to be self-reliant
in case things get worse, you know?
Ah, you're an idiot.
You don't belong out here.
Your type will be the first to go
when it goes down.
I'm trying, okay?
That's why I was trying to kill a deer,
so I could clean it.
And I could keep it in my freezer,
and I can feed my family.
So, I'm trying.
What kind of working freezer are you gonna put it in
when there's no power?
What?
Does your freezer magically work in your fantasy?
I guess so.
Small animals...
how you survive.
And wheat.
Edible plants...
You just waste resources with deer.
I didn't know that.
My buddy, Doug, has been teaching me how--
Come on. We got to do something.
- No. Don't. - Yeah, let me just--
-let's just try, let's just-- -Don't.
Don't--
don't try.
I'm at least gonna try to stop the bleeding.
You're a fucking idiot.
No, stop. Don't touch me.
Don't come-- don't touch me.
Stop! Goddammit, stop it!
Just let me help. Here. Here. Here.
It's not gonna make any--
Stop. I'll just put this back here.
Don't-- don't try-- Stop.
Stop it.
Just lean up. Lean up.
Oh, God!
Goddammit, stop.
- I'm so sorry. - Stop saying that.
I'm so sorry.
God damn you're pathetic...
I need to get you to the hospital.
No, you don't.
Look, I was only digging the hole
'cause I thought you was dead, okay?
Now that-- if I'd known that you were alive, I would've--
It wouldn't have made any difference.
I can't just leave you out here.
We got to try to get you down to the truck, come on.
-Man, come on, just-- -If you keep touching me
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm so sorry.
Stop saying that.
God, it's pathetic.
You're not gonna fix anything.
How long you been living out here?
Doesn't matter.
Seems like you've been out here for a long time.
Is there somebody I can call for you?
Yeah.
You pick out them fancy catalogue clothes yourself?
Or your mommy do it for you?
Oh, God.
Oh, the irony.
Killed by a phony.
Yup.
I'm a big phony.
But I'm at least trying.
That was the whole point of this.
Oh, God.
I can't just sit here while you're dying,
so no, we need to do something.
Just shut up.
My wife didn't want me to come out here today.
She tried everything to keep me to stay at home.
I'm just saying, it seems like
the whole world is falling apart and it's--
There is no...
...point to surviving.
Just to survive.
There's no point.
Well...
the whole point of this was...
so I could take care of my family.
If things got really bad, I don't--
I don't know how to do anything but sell insurance.
I just want to--
I just want to be able to take care of them, you know?
I'm so sorry. I did not mean--
I'm so sorry.
Okay.
Joe. Joe.
Hey, sexy.
Hey, sweetheart.
Is this your new hunting look,
or you're just trying to make me regret
being so mean to you this morning?
I, uh, fell in the river and decided to strip down
and ride home with the heat on.
I'm sorry, I'll take you any way I can.
Did you see anything?
No.
-Did you have fun, at least? -Yeah. It was okay.
Hey, what's wrong?
Nothing.
Just tired and sore from walking around all day.
Yeah, that can happen.
Oh, God.
The irony...
Killed by a phony...
Does Doug know you're keeping the truck overnight?
No, he, uh...
I figured I'd come home, eat dinner,
maybe drop it by later.
Just didn't want to show up in my underwear.
-Never live that down. -That's true.
-Watch out. -Sorry.
Hey, sexy.
Hey...
You okay?
Sure. I'm fine.
Just need some food in me.
Thank you, Father, thank you, Father,
for this wonderful food.
Thank you, Father, for Dad being able to go hunting
and come back safely,
in Jesus' name, amen.
-Amen. -Amen.
Well, we didn't get a deer,
but we did get Daddy's favorite meat as back up.
Ribs.
I was actually, talking to Frank about venison,
about the different ways
you can cut it and cook it,
and he said that if you happen to catch a deer,
you should have him do it this time...
No, help me!
Please!
Joe.
Okay, okay, okay.
He says, "Pat, well, that's exactly
what I said, and Pat--"
He just kind of walks up and says,
"No, ma'am, you said armadillo."
Hey, Joey.
Joe? Hey, are you all right?
Hey, Bonnie, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Hey, buddy, what's going on?
Are you okay? Are you hurt?
Can you talk to me?
Joe, I'm just gonna have a quick look at you.
I'm gonna grab you a blanket.
Just wait-- wait right here.
Tessie and the kids?
Joe. Are they hurt?
Okay, all right, look, I'm just gonna
put this blanket on, I'll get you--
get youreal-- what?
Okay, all right, you stay right here.
I'll be right back.
Oh!
Dammit.
We have a situation, 1089, white pickup truck
at the police station parked right in front.
You can't miss it.
I'm going to need one of you to come back here.
All right, do me a favor,
set up a perimeter when you arrive
I'll be inside questioning the suspect.
God damn it.
I have to cuff you, Joe.
Just 'till we figure out what's going on, all right?
All right, we're gonna go in the back,
and have a little chat.
Just step against the wall to the right.
All right we're gonna go right to the right here.
All right, I'm gonna have you sit...
Just sit right here.
Oh, the motion sensors are on the fritz.
So, I'm gonna wave my arm around like a jackass.
All right, Joe...
do you think you can tell me what happened?
Joe, there's a body in the back of Doug's truck.
Joe.
Can you-- can you tell me how it got there?
Listen Joe, I am here for you, all right?
But you have to tell me what happened.
Come on, Joe.
I just want to see Tess.
yeah.
We can work that out.
Say it.
- I just want to see the boys. - Okay.
I can help you.
But you-- you still have to tell me what's going on.
I need you to tell me what happened.
Take your time, there's no rush.
There's no rush, Joe.
There's no rush, huh?
I am here, so whenever you're ready...
♪ Can I find forgiveness in this life ♪
♪ Or in the life to come? ♪
♪ Must I carry the guilt for the rest of my days ♪
♪ And the nightmares of what I have done ♪
♪ Oh, Lord, are you listening to me? ♪
♪ You might be my only friend ♪
♪ Oh, Lord, I've been brought to my knees ♪
♪ Please let me start this day over again ♪
♪ I may not be innocent ♪
♪ And I'm guilty of being a fool ♪
♪ My whole life changed in a blink of an eye ♪
♪ How can this life be so cruel? ♪
♪ Oh, Lord, are you listening to me? ♪
♪ You might be my only friend ♪
♪ Oh, Lord, I've been brought to my knees ♪
♪ Please let me start this day over again ♪
♪ They say that pride comes before the fall ♪
♪ And I can see now that it is true ♪
♪ I started the day as a know-it-all ♪
♪ And I ended without a clue ♪
♪ Oh, Lord, are you listening to me? ♪
♪ You might be my only friend ♪
♪ Oh, Lord, I've been brought to my knees ♪
♪ Please let me start this day over again ♪