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‎原創內容

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‎跟我一樣

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‎我們需要一個可依靠的人

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‎幫助我們，讓彼此變得更好

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‎雖然世界偶爾會出錯
‎困難讓我們更堅強

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‎屬於彼此，我們在一起最美好

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‎我們在一起最美好

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‎我只是看不出來

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‎什麼都不缺的有錢人
‎偷走兒子的包裹？

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‎-令人懷疑
‎-山姆音樂人呢？

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‎-沒有動機
‎-戈登？

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‎我不認為他存在，阿洛

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‎是誰拿走我的包裹？

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‎也許沒有人拿走

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‎也許包裹寄錯地方了

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‎不可能

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‎這裡有包裹小偷

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‎這是唯一的解釋

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‎艾德梅寄包裹給我
‎是出於她對我的愛

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‎我忙著處理海岸城的事

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‎連感謝她的時間都沒有

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‎親愛的艾德梅

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‎她從來沒有把我當成孤兒

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‎她是我遇過最溫柔的女人

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‎除非你是想偷野餐籃的熊

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‎艾德梅，我該如何追蹤包裹

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‎收到妳寄給我的訊息？

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‎我的老天爺

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‎-就是這樣
‎-怎麼做？

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‎我們用艾德梅的方法找她的包裹

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‎-跟熊打架
‎-不

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‎靠強硬手法

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‎你強硬得起來嗎？

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‎妳保持懷疑態度，我喜歡這樣的好友

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‎我們去海岸城大鬧一番

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‎然後…擺脫…

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‎那些謊言，沒錯

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‎好吧，如果你想這麼做的話

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‎要我幫我們準備午餐嗎？

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‎好，謝謝

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‎我的午餐，吐司要去邊

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‎為了非危樓派對，一切都要完美無缺

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‎早安，阿洛

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‎隨便啦，老爸

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‎青少年啊

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‎這種焦慮感很棒

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‎以你為榮

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‎昂索爾，你有什麼急事？

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‎我想聽聽妳的意見

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‎妳覺得我們該選哪一個
‎當官方綠雕塑術

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‎海豚？還是鼠海豚？

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‎其實你不必故意想出
‎如此複雜的理由

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‎只為見我一面

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‎我不知道妳在說什麼

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‎我完全不想見到妳

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‎-我是說，我是想見妳…
‎-我喜歡鼠海豚

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‎謝謝妳的意見

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‎你確定強硬的方法合適嗎？

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‎我確定

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‎小子，謝謝你幫忙清理

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‎有什麼能效勞嗎？

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‎我不是來喝酒的

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‎我有更重大的事情要處理

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‎聽著，不需說大人用語
‎你要知道什麼？

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‎某天晚上我有個包裹不見了

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‎你是否有見到可疑的地方？

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‎小子，我所有的行為都很可疑

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‎你昨晚有看到可疑的活動嗎？

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‎話說回來，我看到東尼獨自走在路上

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‎是線索！

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‎對，他背對著我

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‎我問他：“東尼，你好嗎？”

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‎他沒有跟平常一樣說
‎“就像一片莫札瑞拉起司一樣”

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‎反而直接跑掉了

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‎東尼有所隱瞞

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‎我不想過於心急，但我打賭

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‎絕對跟什麼“裹”有關

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‎很好

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‎來點新鮮的噴泉水如何？

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‎先警告你，我應該有尿在裡面

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‎謝謝

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‎不行…

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‎對，要強硬

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‎我沒時間喝下午茶

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‎是時候小小恐嚇東尼一下

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‎謝謝你的幫忙，馬賽勒斯

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‎快點，波蒂，要幫忙

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‎不，那杯是尿

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‎反正你會清理吧？

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‎再次感謝你的協助

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‎每一天都要吃披薩

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‎每一天都要吃，都要吃披薩

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‎你好嗎？東尼

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‎就像一片莫札瑞拉起司一樣
‎你有什麼事？阿洛

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‎我正在這面牆後面忙著

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‎因為有人破壞了半個社區
‎害我得重建收銀台

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‎別想把焦點放在我身上

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‎有隻小魚告訴我，你昨晚做了壞事

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‎馬賽勒斯只有說他有點擔心你

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‎這是怎麼回事？是想審問我嗎？

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‎什麼？

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‎阿洛，別這麼做

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‎別把那片披薩扯進來！

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‎你這個怪物！那是家庭尺寸

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‎不要！

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‎你做了什麼？

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‎-快點回答他的問題
‎-好，我說！

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‎你開心了嗎？
‎小小東尼有個又大又毛的秘密

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‎我本來要去芙蕾莎那裡
‎做每週的鬍子修剪

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‎可是芙蕾莎一直沒出現

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‎可能是因為她忙著偷我的包裹

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‎芙蕾莎為什麼要偷你的…

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‎沒時間了，艾德梅需要我！

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‎我聽到騷動了
‎老闆，你遇到問題了嗎？

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‎沒有，小子，已經沒事了

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‎回去後面把我的假鈔藏起來…

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‎我是說賺來的鈔票

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‎不好意思，不過我的毛髮一天

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‎最多只能照射36分鐘的廣譜光

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‎這樣好多了，你有什麼事？

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‎剛出爐的披薩線索告訴我
‎妳昨晚取消客人的預約

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‎也許人生有點困難…

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‎起初我以為

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‎“天啊，這或是芙蕾莎所謂的

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‎另一種激進版的自我照顧”

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‎這當然是犯罪的最佳不在場證明

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‎我完全不明白你在說什麼

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‎我好熱，還有誰覺得熱嗎？

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‎我們有辦法讓大家開口說話

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‎快把十元店賣的鬍刷拿開

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‎告訴我妳為何拿走包裹

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‎否則我就用它幫妳刷毛

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‎我量你沒那個膽！

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‎快告訴他，芙蕾莎

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‎我見識過他有多狠

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‎我不知道什麼包裹

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‎我取消東尼的預約
‎是因為我得整修沙龍

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‎都是老貝西摩天輪意外的關係
‎你明明很清楚

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‎你為何覺得我們在從事秘密活動？

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‎艾德梅！

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‎等等！

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‎妳還好嗎？

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‎我在經濟層面永遠無法恢復

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‎好，我沒事了

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‎我問了海岸城的每一個人

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‎我總覺得少了什麼東西

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‎或是遺漏了某個人

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‎阿洛，你在跟誰說話？

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‎沒有人

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‎聽著，我知道你擔心艾德梅

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‎但指控朋友是小偷真的有幫助嗎？

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‎我們應該把重心放回海岸城身上

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‎讓非危樓派對活動重上軌道

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‎妳是想誤導我吧？

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‎也許是因為我就快破案了

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‎我好像找到下一個嫌犯了

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‎你好大的膽子

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‎如果你要指控我
‎至少把我畫得可愛一點

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‎我一整天都在協助你
‎你竟然把矛頭指向我

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‎阿洛，我對你太失望了

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‎走啊，誰需要妳？

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‎我只需要找到嫌犯

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‎只不幸，海岸城的朋友我全懷疑過了

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‎還是一無所獲

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‎俗話說，犯人總是
‎最讓人不起疑的那個人

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‎他太可疑了，不符合

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‎但我最不懷疑的人是誰？

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‎對了！

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‎就是你

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‎什麼？不！不可能是我

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‎犯人永遠是你最不懷疑的人

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‎不，我愛艾德梅

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‎我想找到那個包裹

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‎而且我整天都在你身邊

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‎這話很有道理

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‎但我還是能嗅出你的罪惡感

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‎什麼？不！

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‎你一心忙著處理海岸城的新家

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‎完全忽略艾德梅遇到麻煩的跡象

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‎-不！
‎-她試著告訴你

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‎你卻任由她寄來的包裹被人偷走

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‎我正在找那個包裹

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‎怎麼找？指控最親密的朋友是小偷？

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‎這不像你的作風

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‎你很清楚

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‎我知道，我最近不太對勁

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‎都是我的錯

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‎你是誰？

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‎我就是我

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‎而且我孤單一人

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‎如果你找那位貼心又快樂的鱷魚男孩

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‎他已經不住在這裡了

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‎我是說，他的人是在這裡

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‎可是他過著沒有朋友或心愛的人…

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‎-什麼？
‎-謝了，我忘記帶鑰匙

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‎波蒂，還有艾德梅的包裹

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‎波蒂，我真的很對不起

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‎貼心的阿洛回來了嗎？

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‎很好，我很想你

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‎妳怎麼能找到包裹？

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‎我跑去找郵遞員小邵

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‎有趣的是，包裹的收件人是阿爾羅

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‎他就住在前面

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‎是誰在說我的名字？

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‎阿爾羅，輪到我用偷聽窗了

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‎我還有五分鐘，博蒂

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‎我真高興平常的阿洛回來了

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‎來吧，來看看艾德梅說了什麼

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‎是勒索信

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‎“親愛的阿爾羅

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‎我們抓住艾德梅了…”

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00:10:20,376 --> 00:10:22,918
‎我們要贖金！

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‎你不能只寫“贖金”兩個字

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‎-要清楚寫出來才行
‎-對，沒錯

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00:10:28,918 --> 00:10:30,918
‎“我們要一匹小馬”

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‎錢！跟他要錢

217
00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:36,376
‎我才能買萊茵石鑲在犰狳身上

218
00:10:37,293 --> 00:10:42,584
‎“我們要一筆贖金
‎來維持史塔琪昂貴嗜好

219
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‎請把錢送到艾德梅的

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‎沼澤小屋

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‎永遠屬於你，拉夫和史塔琪”

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‎附註：謝謝你給我們上了一堂人生課

223
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‎我們已經忘記了，你有24小時！”

224
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‎我們該怎麼辦？

225
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‎如果是我被人綁架

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‎艾德梅會單槍匹馬衝去救我
‎並且輕鬆打敗他們

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‎但阿洛的方式是向朋友求助

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‎只是我對大家那麼差勁
‎誰還會幫我？

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‎拜託

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‎若是脾氣壞就交不到朋友

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‎那我打從出生就沒朋友了

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‎小小東尼

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‎只不過價格…我是說，你好

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‎我們所向披靡

235
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‎我們需要補給品

236
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‎繩子、點心、一艘船

237
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‎等等，如果我都去了

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‎誰能留下確定非危樓派對順利舉行？

239
00:11:30,293 --> 00:11:31,668
‎兒子，祝你好運

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‎我不會讓你失望的

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‎沒有我，你一個人是無法處理的

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00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:39,584
‎我不會讓妳失望

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‎艾德梅

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‎很快就能見面了

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