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♪ It's original ♪

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Like me.

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[opening theme music plays]

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[Arlo] ♪ We all need
Someone to hold us up ♪

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♪ To help us on
We make each other better ♪

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♪ Though the world's not always right
Tough times, they can make us strong ♪

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♪ We all belong
We're beautiful together ♪

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♪ We're beautiful together ♪

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[dramatic sting]

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-[Arlo and Bertie] Hmm…
-I'm just not seeing it.

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A rich guy who has everything
stealing a package from his son?

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-Doubtful.
-Sam the music man?

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-[Bertie] Hmm… No motive.
-Gordon?

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-[Bertie] I don't think he exists, Arlo.
-Ugh!

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Who took my package?

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Maybe no one took it.

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Maybe the package just got misplaced.

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No way!

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We've got a package thief.

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Hmm… It's the only explanation.

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Edmee sent all these packages to me
because she loves me,

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and I was so busy with Seaside

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I couldn't even
take a moment to be grateful.

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Oh, sweet Edmee,

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not even thinking twice
about taking me in as an orphan.

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She's the gentlest woman I know.

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-[punch lands]
-[dramatic sting]

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Unless you're a bear
trying to steal a picnic basket.

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Edmee, how am I going to
track the package down

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-and get the message you were sending me?
-[punch lands]

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[bear groans]

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-Rickety-biscuit! That's it!
-What is?

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We're going to find Edmee's package
like Edmee would.

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-By fighting a bear!
-Nope.

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-[in deep voice] By gettin' tough!
-You? Tough?

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[in normal voice] You're skeptical.
I like that in a partner.

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[twinkles]

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[glasses clack]

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[squeaks]

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[in deep voice]
Let's go shake down Seaside…

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[uncertainly] and…
shake loose… some lies. Yeah.

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[scoffs] Okay, if that's
what you feel you need to do.

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You want me to pack us a little lunch?

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[in normal voice] Yes, please!
[in deep voice] No crust… on mine.

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Everything for the Un-condemning
must be absolutely impeccable.

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Good day, Arlo!

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Whatever, pops!

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[chuckles] Teenagers.
Excellent angst, son.

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-Proud of you.
-Okay, Ansel, what's the emergency?

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Ah, yes, I need your opinion.

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Which do you think
should be our official topiary,

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-dolphin or porpoise?
-[dolphin chirps]

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-[porpoise squeaks]
-[Ansel] Hm?

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You know,

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you don't need to come up with these
complicated reasons just to see me.

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Uh, I don't know
what you're talking about.

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[chuckles] I don't want to see you at all.

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-I mean, I do want to see you. I--
-I like the porpoise.

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Thank you for your input! [scribbles]

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[rag squeaking]

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Are you sure tough is the way to go?

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-[punch lands]
-[dramatic sting]

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I'm sure.

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-[hacks, spits]
-[groans]

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-[Arlo chuckles]
-[whimpers]

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[Marcellus humming]

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-[grunts]
-[thuds]

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Hey, thanks for helping
with the clean-up, kid.

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What can I get you?

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I ain't here for libations.
I got bigger fish to fry.

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Whoa. Okay, no need for adult language.
What do you need to know?

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A package went missing the other night.

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You see anything…

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-[splats]
-…suspicious?

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Kid, everything I do is suspicious.

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Well, did you see
anything suspicious last night?

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Come to think of it,
I did see Tony walking alone.

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A clue!

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Yeah, he had his back to me,
and when I said, "Yo, Tony! What's up?"

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He didn't say…

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[imitates Tony] "Nothing but
the price of mozzarella" like usual.

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Instead, he just ran off!

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Tony's hiding something.
I don't want to get ahead of myself,

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but I bet it rhymes with "mackage."

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[dramatic sting]

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Oh, good.

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Now, how about some fresh fountain water?

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Fair warning,
I might have definitely peed in it.

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Oh! Thank you!

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-Ugh!
-Nope. Nope. Nope.

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Oh, right. [in deep voice] Tough.

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-I ain't got time for no tea party.
-[clatters]

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Time to give Tony a teeny, tiny shakedown.

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[chuckles nervously] Thanks
for your help, Marcellus.

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Mmm. Come on, Bertie. Be helpful.

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[groaning]

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Ugh. Nope, that's pee.

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You're cleaning up anyway, right?
[chuckles] Thanks again for your help.

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[Tony] ♪ Eat-a pizza every single day ♪

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-♪ Eat-a pizza ♪
-[door chimes]

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♪ Every single day ♪

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What's up, Tony?

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Nothing but the price of mozzarella!
What do you need, Arlo?

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I'm very busy staying behind this wall

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while I rebuild it on account of
somebody wrecked half the neighborhood!

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[in deep voice] Don't try
and turn the spotlight on me!

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A little fish told me
you were up to no good last night!

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Marcellus just said
he was a little worried about you.

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[Tony] What is this?
Some kind of interrogation?

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-[tense music builds]
-Mm?

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-Hmm.
-[Tony gasps] Wha?

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[shuddering] Arlo! Not that!

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[Tony] Leave the slices out of this!

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Mm. Mm.

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[splats]

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[Tony] You monster!
That was a family size!

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-[humming] Mm-hm-hm-hm.
-[Tony] Don't!

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[grunts]

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-[splats]
-[Tony crying] What have you done?

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-Just tell him what he wants to know!
-Okay, I'll talk!

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[dramatic sting]

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[gasps] Oh!

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You happy?
Teeny Tiny Tony's got a big, bushy secret.

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I was supposed to have my
weekly mustache trim with Furlecia.

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Only thing is Furlecia never showed.

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Probably because
she was out stealing my package!

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-Why would Furlecia want to steal your--
-No time for that! Edmee needs me!

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Hey, I heard a commotion.
You got a problem here, boss?

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Nah, kid. Not anymore.

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Go back to hiding
my stacks of forged cash--

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Ooh, I mean my stacks of earned cashews.

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-[dramatic sting]
-[light clunks, buzzes]

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Uh, excuse me,
but my hair can only be exposed

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to 36 minutes
of full spectrum light per day, max!

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Better. What did you want?

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[in deep voice] I got a hot pizza tip that
you flaked on an appointment last night.

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Maybe life got a little hairy…

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At first I thought, "Gee,
maybe this is another one of Furlecia's

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so-called radical acts of self-care",

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which of course is the perfect alibi…
for crime!

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I couldn't possibly know
what you're talking about!

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I'm warm. Is anyone else warm?

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[in deep voice] We got ways
of making people talk.

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[squeaky wheeze]

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[gasps] You keep that dollar-store
mustache comb away from me! [screams]

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Tell me why you took that package,

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or I'll split those ends
down to the follicle!

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You wouldn't dare!

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Tell him, Furlecia!
I've seen what he's capable of!

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I don't know anything about a package!

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I canceled Tony's appointment
because I had to fix up the salon

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after the Bessie Wheel incident,
and you should know that!

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Why do you think we're in the back room?

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[dramatic sting]

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[door crashes open]

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[pants] Edmee!

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Wait!

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You okay?

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[yelling] I will never
financially recover from this!

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[inhales deeply, sighs]

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Okay, I'm fine.

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[Arlo] I'd gone through
everyone in Seaside,

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and still, it felt like I was missing
something or someone.

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Arlo, who are you talking to?

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No one.

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Look, I get that
you're worried about Edmee.

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But is accusing your friends
of being thieves really helping?

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I think we should refocus on Seaside,

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get things back on track
for the Un-condemning Party--

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Trying to throw me off the trail, huh?

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Maybe I'm getting a little too close
to breaking the case.

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I think I found my next suspect!

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[gasps] How dare you?

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If you're gonna accuse me,
at least draw me cute.

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[dramatic sting]

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I can't believe you would accuse me
after I spent the day helping you.

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I'm so disappointed in you, Arlo.

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Fine! Who needs you?

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The only thing I need is a suspect.

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[thuds softly]

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Unfortunately, I've already accused
everyone I know in Seaside

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and gotten nowhere with it. Hmm.

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An ancient saying dictates that the perp
is always the person you'd least suspect.

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-[playing police procedural music]
-[pigeon cooing]

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He's much too suspicious to fit the bill.

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But who do I suspect the least?

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[gasps] That's it!

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-[light buzzing]
-You!

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[whimsical music playing]

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[gasps in regular voice] What?
No! It can't be me.

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Ah! The culprit is always
the one you'd least suspect.

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No, I love Edmee.
I want to find the package!

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Plus I've been with you all day.

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Excellent point.

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-Still, I can smell the guilt on you!
-[funky music plays]

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What? No!

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You got so caught up
with your new home in Seaside,

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you completely missed
all the signs Edmee was in trouble.

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-No!
-She tried to tell you,

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but you let her package get stolen!

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[stammers] I'm trying to find it!

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[in deep voice] How? By accusing
your closest friends of being thieves?

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That's not like you, and you know it.

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I know. I haven't been myself at all.

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It's all my fault.

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Who are you?

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I'm just me.

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-[melancholy music plays]
-And I'm alone.

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[doorbell rings]

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If you're looking for
a sweet and happy alligator boy,

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he doesn't live here anymore.

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I mean, technically he does,

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but is it really living with no friends
or loved ones to-- [gasps]

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-Wha?
-Thanks! I forgot my keys.

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[gasps] Bertie! And Edmee's package!

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[sighs] I'm so sorry, Bertie.

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-Is sweet Arlo back now?
-[in high voice] Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm!

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[chuckles] Good. I missed you.

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How did you find the package?

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I just went to check
with Thao the mail carrier.

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You know, funny thing is,
the package was made out to Alro.

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He lives down the block.

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Hey, yo, ay!
Who saying my dang name out there?

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[woman] Alro! It's my time
to use the listenin' window!

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I got five more minutes out here, Bortie!

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It's good to have regular Arlo back.
Now, let's find out what Edmee has to say.

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[box wheezes]

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[gasps] It's a ransom note!

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"Dear Alro, we goat Edmee…"

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"…and we wants a ransom!"

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You can't just say "a ransom."

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-You gotta be specific!
-Oh, oh, right!

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"And we wants a pony--"

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Money! Ask for money!

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So I can buy rhinestones
and put 'em on armadillos!

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"We would like a ransom of money

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-to support Stucky's expensive habits."
-[twinkles]

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"Please deliver it to Edmee's shack…"

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"…in the swamp.
Forever yours, Ruff and Stucky!"

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"P.S. Thank you
for teaching us that life lesson."

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"We've already forgotten it.
You have 24 hours!"

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What do we do?

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Well, if I was kidnapped,

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Edmee would stage a one-woman rescue
and mop the floor with them.

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But the Arlo way would be
to get help from my friends.

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Except I've been so awful to everyone,
who would help me?

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[Tony] Oh, please!

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If a crusty mood
is all it takes to end a friendship,

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I would've been alone since birth!

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Small Tony!

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Nothing but the price of--
Oh, I mean, hello.

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Nothing can stop us now!

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We're gonna need supplies.
Rope, snacks, a boat.

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Wait! If we all go,

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then who'll stick around to make sure
the Un-condemning goes smoothly?

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[ship bell rings]

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[Ansel] Good luck, son!
I won't let you down!

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Uh… There is no way
you can handle this without me.

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-And I won't let you down, Edmee.
-[gentle music plays]

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See you soon.

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[closing theme music plays]