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‎原創內容

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‎跟我一樣

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‎我們需要一個可依靠的人

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‎幫助我們，讓彼此變得更好

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‎雖然世界偶爾會出錯
‎困難讓我們更堅強

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‎屬於彼此，我們在一起最美好

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‎我們在一起最美好

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‎我要…

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‎我要…

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‎我要

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‎東尼，這是怎麼回事？

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‎是我爸媽

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‎他們終於死了嗎？

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‎比這個更糟糕…

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‎他們要來拜訪我

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‎什麼？我超愛我爸來看我

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‎直到我開始擔心會讓他失望

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‎但是我從來沒有

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‎但是…有一天我可能會讓他失望

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‎我當然深愛著父母親

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‎但是自從我不再犯罪

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‎開始做合法的披薩生意之後

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‎我覺得他們好像看不起我

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‎拜託

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‎不！

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‎我有來自歷史悠久的犯罪家族

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‎都是行騙者、扒手

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‎詐騙犯、背叛者、詐術師

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‎冒牌貨、作弊者

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‎賭棍、庸醫、假鈔販子

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‎潛逃者和江湖騙子

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‎厲害

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‎對他們來說
‎如果你不騙不偷，就是個失敗者

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‎東尼，你實現了自己的夢想
‎應該讓父母看一看

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‎這間店真的很棒

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‎若是大家幫你把店裡裝飾一下
‎讓它發光發熱如何？

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‎對，我們都會幫忙
‎讓他們知道你有多優秀

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‎你們願意這麼做？為了我？

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‎當然，你只是需要打扮一下

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‎他們還沒到

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‎再一下就好了

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‎-他們還沒到
‎-然後，完成了

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‎天啊

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‎我好緊張，腳都流汗了

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‎這不重要

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‎你們看！沒人動得了我

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‎連招呼都不打嗎？真沒禮貌

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‎他們今天會來吧？

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‎空中接力

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‎是東尼的父母嗎？

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‎我怎麼跟妳說的？
‎這是兩人最便宜的交通方式

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‎我說過了，我比較喜歡快捷

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‎我的頭髮亂成一團

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‎-妳確定是這裡？
‎-他就是給我這個地址

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‎地下賭場一定就在後面

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‎總之

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‎看起來有兩個人坐在這裡

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‎說吧，誰想賭賭運氣？

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‎有這麼美味的披薩等著品嚐
‎誰會想玩牌？

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‎艾莉亞…

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‎沒錯

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‎這一間是我最愛的披薩店

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‎餅皮好吃，起司也美味

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‎這間店一定經營得很成功

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‎好，大家都坐好

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‎我的寶貝

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‎媽媽！

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‎爸爸…

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‎來抱一個

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‎說吧，你偷了誰的披薩店？

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‎不，爸爸，我沒偷

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‎東尼，披薩店是很有說服力的掩護

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‎媽，這間店不是掩護

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‎是真正的披薩店

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‎東尼，不！

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‎還以為我把你教得更聰明

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‎你傷透了母親的心！

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‎媽媽，別哭
‎這間店生意興隆，是棵搖錢樹

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‎我就像這裡的市長，看好了

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‎所有人出去！

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‎這裡現在是私人用餐時段

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‎-天啊，他們一定是貴賓
‎-一定是州長

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‎或是州長的繼子之類的

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‎這個地方吸引了各地的大人物

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‎你能賺到多少錢？

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‎你的堂弟小托茲尼一天進帳六千

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‎他是經營洗衣兼洗錢生意

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‎爸，我是他的兩倍

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‎我甚至還有專屬私人助理

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‎嗨，快走開…

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‎誰快幫我把它拿走，拿走

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‎你們好

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‎請

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‎兩位請入座

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‎這當然好…先生

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‎我最美味的披薩馬上來

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‎這裡一定有東西是偷來的

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‎那麼…

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‎我聽說兩位從東尼一出生
‎就認識他了吧？

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‎是的

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‎是我生下他的

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‎真有意思…

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‎我不知道生產過程是如何進行的

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‎好…謝謝你，助理

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‎餐點來了

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‎這是什麼？

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‎是披薩，媽媽

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‎就這樣？

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‎嚐嚐看吧

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‎-沒有騙人的地方嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎你的祖先會怎麼想？

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‎你竟然放棄我們家偷竊行騙的傳統

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‎改做這種小披薩

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‎爸，我在做我喜愛的事情

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‎製作美味披薩賣給付錢的顧客

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‎而且我的筆電上面寫著

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‎你還有5678封電子郵件

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‎還有…

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‎香蕉電話

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‎你好，安排會面時間？

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‎東尼爵士，總統想見你

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‎並頒發披薩製作獎章給你

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‎我從海鷗那裡偷來
‎牠從某人手中偷來的熱狗

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‎你的總統能做到嗎？

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‎助理

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‎取消總統會面
‎把我的商務直升機開過來

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‎我想讓父母見識一下
‎我披薩帝國的未來

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‎是的，先生

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‎-我們不要好高鶩遠
‎-那是直升機嗎？

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‎東尼爵士，尊貴的貴賓

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‎各位的黃金直升機到了

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‎這架直升機真大

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‎上面有很多黃金

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‎感覺真不錯

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‎座椅有點硬

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‎兒子，跟我說說披薩帝國的事吧

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‎想像一下

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‎你們兒子的小披薩店
‎遍布你們眼睛所見之處

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‎一直到澤西

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‎每個角落都有掛著
‎你們兒子笑臉招牌的披薩店

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‎人們聚在店裡共享著美味披薩

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‎不論你在哪一間分店

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‎我們都把你當成家人對待

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‎媽媽，爸爸，我要經營連鎖店

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‎圈套呢？

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‎你不打算入侵別人的地盤嗎？

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‎我真受不了你

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‎我可能會在費城開店

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‎要什麼技術？優勢在哪？

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‎你堂弟把洗衣洗錢生意
‎變成連鎖店時…

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‎這樣為什麼還不夠？

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‎我們搭著我的商務直升機

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‎你們還不覺得我厲害？

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‎我不知道，是你偷來的嗎？

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‎我的媽媽咪呀，不，我沒偷

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‎我不明白

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‎孩子的媽，抱住我，我很害怕

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‎我的小東尼波隆尼去哪了？

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‎我就在這裡，媽媽

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‎他會讓我心臟病發，知道嗎？

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‎他離家太久了

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‎也許該帶他回家，讓他恢復騙子本性

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‎這個主意太好了

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‎我們可以去拜訪小托茲尼

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‎我們才不去拜訪小托茲尼！

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‎讓開，我要降落

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‎東尼，穩著點

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‎別想告訴我該怎麼做！你又不是我爸

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‎你說得對，很抱歉

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‎至少跟我們回家

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‎我現在就是要回家

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‎怎麼回事？我的媽媽咪呀

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‎偏偏弄壞招牌

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‎我們花了好幾個月才做好的

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‎你發洩完了嗎？

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‎沒有，還沒有

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‎對你們兩個而言，我永遠不夠優秀

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‎若是我認識總統又有商務直升機

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‎還是無法讓你們改觀，那我放棄

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‎這一切都是伎倆

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‎我的朋友幫我改造店面

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‎我偽裝成功人士，好讓你們感到驕傲

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‎但是我跟你們說清楚

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‎媽媽，爸爸，我超愛做披薩

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‎而且我很厲害

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‎我經營正當生意，而且利潤相當可觀

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‎若這樣還無法讓你們刮目相看
‎那就算了

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‎我只是希望你們能以我為榮

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‎妳能相信嗎？

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‎他假裝自己認識總統？

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‎讓整個社區參與其中

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‎我們的小東尼成功騙了我們

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‎我就知道你永遠是我們的小騙子

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‎我們真的被你騙了，兒子

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‎你何不讓我們看看
‎這間店的真實模樣？

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‎他還說他取消了總統的頒獎儀式

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‎你們真該看看

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‎總統想見我家東尼？一定是在開玩笑

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‎我當然是在開玩笑

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‎新鮮出爐

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‎東尼…

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‎我們以你為榮

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‎也以你的朋友為榮
‎因為他們騙了我們

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‎還有什麼呢？

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‎我為了你，用超低價買到
‎老乳牛奶製做的莫札瑞拉起司

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‎我可以說那塊起司經過合法陳年

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‎你好，博加先生

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‎謝謝你借我們直升機

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‎我想正式向你介紹我的…

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‎等等，等一下

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‎他們跑去哪了？

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‎不對，那是他拉的控制桿

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‎妳先前沒有看到他怎麼開嗎？

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‎我知道…

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‎謝謝你的商務直升機，東尼的朋友

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‎這麼棒的東西不可放過

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‎-再見，爛人
‎-再見！

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‎-我們拿到大家的密碼了
‎-尊重

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‎對不起，博加先生

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‎你不用擔心

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‎反正我一直在找理由買新的直升機

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‎糟糕，他們也偷走我的筆電

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‎字幕翻譯：鄒曉瑛