1 00:00:07,376 --> 00:00:09,876 ‎原創內容 2 00:00:10,376 --> 00:00:11,376 ‎跟我一樣 3 00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:21,584 ‎我們需要一個可依靠的人 4 00:00:21,668 --> 00:00:25,293 ‎幫助我們,讓彼此變得更好 5 00:00:25,376 --> 00:00:29,209 ‎雖然世界偶爾會出錯 ‎困難讓我們更堅強 6 00:00:29,293 --> 00:00:33,168 ‎屬於彼此,我們在一起最美好 7 00:00:36,501 --> 00:00:39,084 ‎我們在一起最美好 8 00:00:46,084 --> 00:00:50,876 ‎當那暴風雲經過後 9 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:52,459 ‎當那… 10 00:00:59,834 --> 00:01:00,668 ‎有青蛙! 11 00:01:01,834 --> 00:01:04,834 ‎原來是你,傑洛米歐 12 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:16,959 ‎傑洛米歐… 13 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:19,876 ‎你來到我的家園喔 14 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:24,751 ‎而且就是不肯讓我靜一靜喔 15 00:01:26,084 --> 00:01:28,459 ‎我的天啊 16 00:01:28,543 --> 00:01:34,293 ‎我是不是聽到 ‎新誕生的友情小鳥開口歌唱? 17 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:38,709 ‎阿洛,你明知道我對青蛙的感覺 18 00:01:38,793 --> 00:01:40,334 ‎妳愛青蛙! 19 00:01:40,418 --> 00:01:41,376 ‎不對 20 00:01:41,459 --> 00:01:42,834 ‎如果牠要坐沙發 21 00:01:42,918 --> 00:01:44,751 ‎你能在牠身下放個杯墊嗎? 22 00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:46,376 ‎牠的身體好濕 23 00:01:46,459 --> 00:01:47,293 ‎當然 24 00:01:47,376 --> 00:01:50,709 ‎誰是海岸城最受喜愛 ‎又最濕潤的青蛙? 25 00:01:51,834 --> 00:01:53,293 ‎就是傑洛米歐 26 00:01:53,376 --> 00:01:55,001 ‎對,太好了 27 00:01:55,084 --> 00:01:56,459 ‎我需要妳照顧牠一下 28 00:01:56,543 --> 00:01:57,459 ‎等等,什麼? 29 00:01:57,543 --> 00:02:00,876 ‎爸爸要帶我去一個叫夏威夷的地方 30 00:02:00,959 --> 00:02:02,334 ‎去那裡躲暴風雨 31 00:02:02,418 --> 00:02:06,459 ‎據說某人屬於外來物種 32 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,668 ‎原生動物最可愛的威脅是誰? 33 00:02:09,751 --> 00:02:11,626 ‎阿洛,我不能照顧傑洛米歐 34 00:02:11,709 --> 00:02:14,418 ‎牠噁心的青蛙行為 35 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:15,543 ‎我無法接受 36 00:02:15,626 --> 00:02:18,084 ‎噁心?說什麼傻話 37 00:02:18,709 --> 00:02:21,376 ‎妳只需要了解牠 38 00:02:21,459 --> 00:02:23,209 ‎妳看牠多麼可愛 39 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:25,626 ‎相信我,你們會相處融洽 40 00:02:25,709 --> 00:02:26,626 ‎阿洛,等等 41 00:02:26,709 --> 00:02:28,209 ‎總之 42 00:02:28,293 --> 00:02:30,751 ‎我們先說再見 43 00:02:36,293 --> 00:02:39,251 ‎這是個壞主意 ‎我對照顧寵物完全沒有概念 44 00:02:39,334 --> 00:02:41,793 ‎別擔心,傑洛米歐很容易照顧 45 00:02:41,876 --> 00:02:43,334 ‎有餵牠吃東西就好 46 00:02:43,418 --> 00:02:45,334 ‎妳不會喜歡牠又餓又氣的時候 47 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,376 ‎好了,愛你們,再見 48 00:02:49,251 --> 00:02:50,126 ‎對了 49 00:02:50,209 --> 00:02:52,668 ‎還有一件非常重要的事情 50 00:02:52,751 --> 00:02:54,126 ‎千萬別忘了… 51 00:02:56,501 --> 00:02:57,501 ‎別忘了什麼? 52 00:03:01,084 --> 00:03:03,543 ‎是會發生爆炸嗎? 53 00:03:03,626 --> 00:03:05,418 ‎我不知道你在說什麼 54 00:03:05,501 --> 00:03:08,001 ‎阿囉哈! 55 00:03:25,751 --> 00:03:27,709 ‎我說,傑洛米歐 56 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:29,626 ‎你喜歡… 57 00:03:42,043 --> 00:03:44,668 ‎我讓你看電視 58 00:03:45,918 --> 00:03:47,334 ‎我們跟現場連線… 59 00:03:47,418 --> 00:03:49,501 ‎如果需要我,我人在房間裡 60 00:03:54,626 --> 00:03:57,084 ‎看來今晚會是糟透的一晚 61 00:03:57,168 --> 00:03:59,293 ‎若各位能待在家裡,我強烈建議 62 00:03:59,376 --> 00:04:02,293 ‎我不能,因為這就是我的工作 63 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:06,751 ‎當暴風雲隱約出現時 64 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:14,418 ‎當青蛙眼睛…突然出現? 65 00:04:15,126 --> 00:04:17,918 ‎在黑暗中… 66 00:04:24,251 --> 00:04:25,209 ‎我真笨 67 00:04:30,001 --> 00:04:32,168 ‎我為什麼會有那種時鐘? 68 00:04:38,126 --> 00:04:40,459 ‎天啊,有地方在漏水嗎? 69 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,043 ‎我說傑洛米歐 70 00:04:55,126 --> 00:04:57,668 ‎你好,我還以為公寓淹水了 71 00:04:58,751 --> 00:05:02,043 ‎不過是你,還有你惹人愛的分泌物 72 00:05:06,168 --> 00:05:07,459 ‎你需要什麼嗎? 73 00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:11,293 ‎天啊,阿洛到底說了什麼? 74 00:05:12,376 --> 00:05:15,001 ‎好像是什麼又餓又氣之類的 75 00:05:16,084 --> 00:05:19,043 ‎是這樣嗎?你餓了?你想吃東西嗎? 76 00:05:24,459 --> 00:05:26,751 ‎你不需要氣象學學位 77 00:05:26,834 --> 00:05:30,168 ‎也看得出來這場暴風雨越來越猛烈 78 00:05:32,876 --> 00:05:35,668 ‎我真後悔自己選擇走上這條路 79 00:05:39,918 --> 00:05:43,418 ‎抱歉,你可能習慣吃沼澤蒼蠅,不過 80 00:05:43,501 --> 00:05:45,418 ‎希望你喜歡番茄三明治 81 00:05:49,668 --> 00:05:51,168 ‎青蛙的臭口氣 82 00:05:56,084 --> 00:05:58,043 ‎牠跑去哪裡… 83 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:04,876 ‎你吃太多纖維質了吧 84 00:06:07,751 --> 00:06:08,584 ‎好吧 85 00:06:09,334 --> 00:06:10,501 ‎那樣還不夠嗎? 86 00:06:10,584 --> 00:06:12,209 ‎來,吃點番茄吧 87 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:17,293 ‎還要?你的胃到底有多大? 88 00:06:20,168 --> 00:06:22,209 ‎抱歉,但我只有這些了 89 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:23,959 ‎待在那裡別動 90 00:06:24,043 --> 00:06:25,251 ‎我只是想餵你吃飯 91 00:06:26,001 --> 00:06:27,584 ‎你還要我做什麼? 92 00:06:27,668 --> 00:06:30,084 ‎阿洛還說了什麼?我記得很重要 93 00:06:30,168 --> 00:06:31,626 ‎他不停揮動手臂 94 00:06:45,168 --> 00:06:46,084 ‎牠跑去… 95 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:52,459 ‎求求你,別來煩我 96 00:07:12,209 --> 00:07:16,043 ‎目前外面刮著強風還淹水 97 00:07:18,709 --> 00:07:20,918 ‎若是我沒辦法活著回去 98 00:07:21,001 --> 00:07:22,876 ‎媽媽,請記得餵我的沙鼠 99 00:07:23,501 --> 00:07:25,418 ‎阿洛試著告訴我很重要的事 100 00:07:25,501 --> 00:07:28,084 ‎他是在警告我 ‎傑洛米歐可能會殺了我嗎? 101 00:07:28,168 --> 00:07:29,793 ‎不對,波蒂,冷靜點 102 00:07:29,876 --> 00:07:31,834 ‎這場暴風雨讓妳無法好好思考 103 00:07:35,668 --> 00:07:36,918 ‎不會 104 00:07:37,876 --> 00:07:39,168 ‎我不會死 105 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:40,751 ‎傑洛米歐? 106 00:07:47,168 --> 00:07:48,334 ‎不要… 107 00:07:49,209 --> 00:07:50,584 ‎我得離開這裡 108 00:07:54,751 --> 00:07:55,751 ‎但我要怎麼… 109 00:07:56,584 --> 00:07:57,418 ‎從窗戶 110 00:07:57,501 --> 00:08:01,001 ‎我當初應該追求對室內設計的熱情 111 00:08:03,709 --> 00:08:05,084 ‎我喜歡你們的花園 112 00:08:08,001 --> 00:08:09,293 ‎(東尼披薩屋) 113 00:08:13,668 --> 00:08:15,751 ‎不!我的硬幣 114 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:23,334 ‎完了,我逃不掉,我被困住了 115 00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:26,376 ‎傑洛米歐? 116 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:30,709 ‎不管你在哪裡 117 00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:34,584 ‎你這可愛的…小東西 118 00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:09,501 ‎退後,不要! 119 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:22,793 ‎傑洛米歐,你在哭嗎? 120 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,376 ‎沒關係 121 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:31,959 ‎好噁心 122 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:41,334 ‎別哭了,小伙伴 123 00:09:42,918 --> 00:09:45,209 ‎原來你不是想傷害我 124 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,126 ‎你只是想要一個擁抱 125 00:09:51,001 --> 00:09:54,918 ‎當那暴風雲經過後 126 00:09:56,584 --> 00:10:01,293 ‎當那漫長夜晚終於結束時 127 00:10:01,376 --> 00:10:03,751 ‎人生中最棒的事情 128 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:09,459 ‎就是能擁有一隻青蛙當朋友 129 00:10:13,626 --> 00:10:16,626 ‎你其實挺可愛的 130 00:10:40,126 --> 00:10:42,209 ‎天空晴空萬里 131 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,043 ‎暴風雨似乎已經走了 132 00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:46,376 ‎人們漸漸恢復正常生活 133 00:10:46,459 --> 00:10:48,376 ‎等等,我上電視了嗎? 134 00:10:48,459 --> 00:10:50,751 ‎沒錯,可以接受我的訪問嗎? 135 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:52,459 ‎世上寂寞的人們 136 00:10:52,543 --> 00:10:54,876 ‎我目前單身,帶狀皰疹長滿身 137 00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:57,543 ‎而且準備好與你共度一生 138 00:10:58,168 --> 00:10:59,334 ‎瞭解 139 00:10:59,418 --> 00:11:02,168 ‎總之,這位先生好像找到我的錢包了 140 00:11:02,251 --> 00:11:04,793 ‎裡面裝著我的信用卡,沙鼠照片 141 00:11:04,876 --> 00:11:07,001 ‎還有各種證件 142 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:09,584 ‎現在他跑走了 143 00:11:11,418 --> 00:11:12,376 ‎我不幹了 144 00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:15,876 ‎阿囉哈! 145 00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:18,501 ‎我回來了 146 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,168 ‎看吧 147 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:29,001 ‎我就知道你們會成為好朋友 148 00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:31,084 ‎阿洛?你回來了 149 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,126 ‎我是不是跟妳說過很簡單? 150 00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:34,876 ‎妳只需要餵飽牠 151 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:38,418 ‎最重要的是給牠大量的擁抱 152 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:41,251 ‎原來是擁抱,你當時是說擁抱 153 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:45,709 ‎我有一刻以為 ‎你是說傑洛米歐可能會殺了我 154 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,001 ‎女孩,別傻了 155 00:11:47,084 --> 00:11:48,459 ‎傑洛米歐不是殺人犯 156 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,293 ‎傑洛米歐到的時候,他們已經死了 157 00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:53,209 ‎什麼? 158 00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:23,209 ‎字幕翻譯:鄒曉瑛