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‎原創內容

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‎跟我一樣

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‎我們需要一個可依靠的人

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‎幫助我們，讓彼此變得更好

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‎雖然世界偶爾會出錯
‎困難讓我們更堅強

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‎屬於彼此，我們在一起最美好

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‎我們在一起最美好

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‎你好，帥哥

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‎那是新長的肌肉嗎？

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‎為什麼？怎麼會…

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‎又到了那個時期了嗎？

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‎我有預感這次會很棒

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‎順利脫皮的感覺真棒

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‎已經好多年了，舊皮

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‎我們離開沼澤，遇見我爸

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‎我學會了一些都市用語

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‎酒吧！賄賂！

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‎我應該把它叫做：“我的硬殼期”

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‎把你寄給艾德梅

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‎她見到孩子長大一定會很驕傲

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‎偷襲行動

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‎你好

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‎有鬼

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‎阿洛…

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‎阿洛

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎我在外面執行街頭正義

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‎-趕走遊手好閒的傢伙
‎-什麼？

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‎我從你的臥室窗戶看到一隻鬼魂

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‎鬼魂？

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‎真的太可怕了

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‎薄薄一片，透明

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‎而且帶有綠色

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‎一個討厭且陰森的幻影

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‎從未知國度跑來嚇我們這些凡人

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‎我覺得…應該沒有那麼糟吧？

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‎這確實是我見過最可怕的東西

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‎它會在我的腦海裡散不去
‎直到我死去的那一天

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‎我不知道我的皮膚…

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‎那隻鬼魂有那麼噁心

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‎妳在做什麼？

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‎我在施展阻擋邪靈的保護咒語

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‎對了，你跟傑洛米歐感情很好嗎？

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‎-算了
‎-妳知道自己在做什麼嗎？

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‎相信我，我看過很多電視節目

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‎你有鼠尾草嗎？我要做一個藥草結界

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‎也許妳能用一直帶在身上的
‎東尼的奧勒岡

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‎對，奧勒岡，不是貓草

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‎那鬼魂就在附近
‎我甚至能嗅到它的氣味

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‎那是什麼味道？

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‎在那裡
‎我好像看到它在幫我的植物澆水

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‎我們應該趕走它了

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‎我感應不到幽靈的存在

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‎我真的很感謝妳
‎讓我注意到這麼大的問題

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‎我是為了服務大眾而活，沒辦法

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‎舊皮，對不起

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‎但我不知道原來你這麼噁心

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‎趁著還沒有別人發現
‎我要把你寄給艾德…

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‎不好意思

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‎請把它還給我

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‎一定要…把它寄給…艾德梅

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‎什麼？

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‎我讓那隻鬼逃跑了

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‎有鬼？

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‎對，看起來很像阿洛，不過很醜

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‎我得去抓鬼了

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‎艾莉亞，我來幫忙

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‎妳別太靠近，我來抓它

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‎怎麼會有鬼？它們比老鼠還可怕

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‎我最好確保他們不會被附身

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‎結束漫長辛苦的一天

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‎與朋友共享餐後酒是最美好的事情

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‎好極了

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‎真棒

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‎美味

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‎艾莉亞

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‎妳覺得…

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‎不如我們放了那隻鬼吧？

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‎別同情這種超自然之物

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‎我的老天爺

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‎太可怕了

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‎我錯過什麼了？

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‎這裡發生一件噁心又嚇人的事情

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‎對，剛才我們正在忙

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‎然後它突然出現…

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‎那隻鬼把阿洛抓走了

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‎有鬼？

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‎把阿洛抓走了？

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‎沒錯，我剛才就是這麼說的

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‎我說，我還是得要回我的舊皮

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‎希望沒有人看見這一幕

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‎那是什麼？

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‎太可怕了

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‎我無法移開目光

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‎這就是我們的歸宿，舊皮

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‎我們把這裡當成家

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‎跟這些噁心被丟棄的東西一起

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‎它們就跟我們一樣

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‎沒錯

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‎不行…不准在垃圾桶裡唱歌

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‎你好，小子

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‎馬賽勒斯？你在這裡做什麼？

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‎這裡是我的度假屋

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‎我偶爾會來這裡，遠離噴泉放鬆一下

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‎順便吃被丟掉的披薩邊

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‎這是有利環境的作法

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‎你也是來吃披薩邊嗎？
‎算了吧，我先搶到了

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‎不是

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‎我來是因為

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‎我不適合這個社會

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‎你終於明白了這一點

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‎只是時間早晚的問題

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‎聽著，小子，你何不…

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‎你何不把事情經過告訴有智慧

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‎又帥到不行的馬賽勒斯？

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‎我有一個非常嚇人
‎古怪又骯髒的秘密

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‎你想吃一點披薩邊嗎？

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‎好吧，阿洛

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‎不管是什麼我都能接受

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-真的

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‎那我就跟你分享吧

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‎以兩個噁心人的身分

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‎我有這種…

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‎該說是生理功能嗎？

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‎我長大的時候都會脫皮

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‎就這樣？

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‎這樣還不夠嗎？

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‎這根本無法列入我的噁心排名前三名

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‎跟諾姆那隻外翻魚差多了

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‎他還欠我5元

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‎小子，你以為我沒看過
‎別人脫下的皮？

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‎我本來住在水族箱裡
‎大家泡在彼此的排泄物中

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‎不覺得羞恥的訣竅在於不隱藏

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‎所以我才會穿成這樣

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‎你一定要喜愛身上的皮膚

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‎或是脫下的舊皮

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‎知道嗎？我想你說得對

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‎這塊舊皮還不錯

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‎對吧？

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‎東尼，快拿去，好可怕

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‎別再朝我吹了，好噁心！

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‎艾莉亞，妳好了嗎？

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‎我們要把它吹去妳那裡了

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‎你們吹太遠了！

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‎我準備變成靈魂容器…

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‎抓住你了

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‎糟糕

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‎艾莉亞，妳打算怎麼做？

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‎阿洛，我要消滅這個鬼魂

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‎讓它永遠消失

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‎把吸力調到最強

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‎等等！

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‎它不是鬼

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‎它是我的一部分

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‎這是我的鱷魚皮

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‎是今天早上脫下來的

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‎那是…你的皮？

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‎對，今天我學會了

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‎我若是愛自己
‎就不用對自己的身體感到羞恥

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‎這是一位智者教我的

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‎就是我

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‎我就是那位智者

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‎智者現身，就在此

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‎大家都聽到了嗎？
‎我們能記錄這一刻嗎？

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‎起初我覺得…

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‎你噁心的生理功能很丟臉嗎？

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‎阿洛，我們都以為那是超自然的東西

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‎若它來自你的身上，那根本不可怕

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‎我們的身體各有奇怪之處

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‎例如有時候我會有跳蚤

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‎我晚上會盜汗

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‎我有彈吉他的老繭

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‎別看我，親愛的，我完美無瑕

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‎是啊…

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‎我想艾莉亞想表達的意思是
‎我們都…

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‎我們都很噁心

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‎大家一樣噁心

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‎東尼，我就愛濕淋淋的你

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‎別這樣

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‎你想怎麼處理舊皮？

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‎我可以用它測試新的滋潤霜

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‎抱歉，芙蕾莎

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‎它已經有人要了

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‎你看看…

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‎已經到了那個季節了嗎？

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‎我親愛的鱷魚小男孩

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‎是誰跑來這裡？

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