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-[horns beeping]
-[siren blaring]

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Don't be filming this for one of those
causal introductory shots, please.

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This shit's demeaning.

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So, what is it you guys wanna talk about?
What's this for?

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[director] It's a look back over the year.
We're reliving the events of 2020.

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Why in the fuck would you wanna do that?

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[narrator] 2020, a year so momentous
they named it twice.

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A year whose story couldn't be told
until now because it was still happening.

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With unprecedented access to experts…

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If I keep my little assistants down here,
that's alright? Good.

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…Politicos…

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You know you look ridiculous, right?

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…Powerbrokers…

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-[director] We are ready now.
-Just a second.

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-…Monarchs…
-Mind the chandelier.

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[chandelier crashes down]

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Christ.

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-…Scientists…
-Wait, wait, wait.

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Let me just ingest some H20.

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-…Psychologists…
-I'm gonna smoke.

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Y'all got on masks, so what do you care?

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…and average citizens.

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So, will this be on Quibi?

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This is the definitive story
of the most historic year in history

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through the eyes and minds
of those who lived it.

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This… is 2020.

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I mean really, why?

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[dramatic drumming]

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[dramatic music playing]

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[dramatic music crescendos]

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[narrator] It's January 1st,
and on the day it is born

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2020 seems like any other year.

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Well, January started out as usual.

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The planet was floating in space
like it normally does.

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But as it began to revolve
and loom closer,

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you could see there was
this immense natural disaster

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happening on its backside.

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[narrator]
Fire, a radicalized, angry form of air

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and one of mankind's oldest foes,

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is raging out of control,

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subjecting the Australian landscape
to an extreme carbon makeover.

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The scenes were appalling.

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I mean it left these areas utterly
inhospitable, even to Australians.

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[narrator] While Australia burns,
in the snowy hell that is Switzerland,

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an assortment of the world's
most powerful people and bastards

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arrive at the Davos summit.

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Davos is basically Coachella
for billionaires.

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And this year, pretending to care about
climate change was top of the agenda,

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so they had Greta Thunberg headlining.

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She's this teenage girl
who'd become famous

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even though everything she says
is depressing.

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Kind of like Billie Eilish.

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Our house is still on fire.

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Your inaction is fueling the flames
by the hour.

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[narrator]
While the junior harbinger speaks,

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amongst her audience of powerbrokers
is billionaire tech mogul Bark Multiverse.

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We are telling you to act

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as if you loved your children
above all else.

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Thank you.

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[Bark Multiverse] It was powerful.

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Usually when a child is shouting for help,

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it's best to ignore them
in case it's a trap.

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No less a man than Jeffrey Epstein
told me that.

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But this little lady's words hit home.

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I realized our whole world could collapse
into chaos and disaster,

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and here's me,
one of the richest people on the planet,

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in a position
to actually do something about it.

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As soon as she finished speaking,

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I hit the phone, got my people
to buy a mountain in New Zealand,

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had it hollowed out, and here we are.

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In my survival bunker.

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-[director] Don't people call you selfish?
-I don't know. It's soundproof.

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[narrator] Meanwhile in America,

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President
and experimental pig-man Donald Trump

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faces the 407th most historic crisis
of his presidency.

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The US President,
you may have heard of him,

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he's quite the character, Mr. Trump,

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was facing an impeachment trial,
which is a traditional ceremony

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that Americans perform to work out
whether their president has gone off.

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Trump was in trouble.
What he needed was a distraction,

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either something big like a goose
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or something small like World War Three.

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Luckily, our military had located
this Iranian general, Soleimani,

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real military superstar,

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the Beyoncé
of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard.

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[male reporter]
The aftermath shows an attack

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that was deliberate and sustained.

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[Bracket] So, then Trump walks out
to announce the hit.

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And for fun, he does it
in the style of a children's poet

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recovering from a brain trauma.

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He's been called a monster,
and he was a monster.

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And he's no longer a monster, he's dead.

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Well, of course, the Iranians would
have preferred their chap, on the whole,

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not to explode.

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[chanting in Persian]

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This almost started World War Three.

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And it's only fucking January.

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[Big Ben chimes]

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[narrator] In the UK, everyday citizens
celebrate the countdown to Brexit-cide

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and the recent installation

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of newly-elected Prime Ministerial
scarecrow, Boris Johnson.

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But others have little to celebrate.

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[imitating Queen's accent]
My name is Her Royal Highness,

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Queen Elizabeth The First part two.

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For the purposes of this recording,
you may address me as "Your Majesty."

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[director] So, can you remember where
you were when you first heard the news…

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Your Majesty?

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Here in Buckingham Palace,

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posing for a banknote portrait.

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It was proving tedious,

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so I turned to my portable telephone
machine for some light relief.

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And there on Meghan's Instagram
was the announcement.

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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex
have announced that they are carving out

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what they call
"a new role" for themselves.

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In a statement released
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they say they intend to step back
as senior members of the Royal Family.

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[director] That must have come
as quite a shock.

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Well, of course.

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And I think that's reflected
in the banknote portrait.

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Sadly, I believe they felt there is
a degree of prejudice in Britain.

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Which is why they moved to America,

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where race has never been an issue at all.

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[narrator] But the year is about to be
dominated by an infinitely bigger story

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emerging on the other side of the world.

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Residents in Wuhan, China,
are succumbing to a mysterious illness,

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which at first baffles doctors,
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Scientists in the West can only watch
from afar or on television,

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both of which are safer.

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I have studied viruses for 15 years
and consider many of them close friends.

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But I have to say,
this was the most recent.

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The virus itself is
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On close inspection,

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it resembles a revolving alien basketball
rendered on a PlayStation 2.

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Which is biologically unusual.

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As to where it came from,
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although how it passed to humans
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Except in ultrasonic tones
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The hypothesis is a man
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and got bat juice in his pee-pee hole,
which festered and took hold.

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We have tried replicating this
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but with limited success because…

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the bat keeps flying away.

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[narrator] As the outbreak worsens,

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Chinese authorities quickly swing
into cover-up.

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Some doctors caught the virus early on
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But blowing the whistle
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Ah… that's a big ask.

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[narrator] Meanwhile,
the virus has seeped out of China,

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turning surrounding areas of the map
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and ruining a perfectly good atlas.

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A full-scale medical emergency
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Nonetheless, in the West,

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the average citizen
is largely unconcerned.

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Yeah, I can't say I was fussed
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Was that this year?

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[director] The pandemic? Yeah.

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-How come you're talking to me about this?
-[director] You provide human color.

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Alright, even I know that's racist
and I've not done an awareness course.

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[director] No, you're an average person.

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We ran a computer search,

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and you're one of the five
most average people in the world.

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Oh.

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Thanks.

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[narrator] With the pandemic
firmly at the back of Western minds,

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the front of Western minds is free
to focus on important matters

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like the Oscars, which traditionally
celebrates Caucasian filmmakers.

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This year promises to be different,
but isn't.

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Yeah, those Best Picture nominees,
real rainbow coalition.

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You got Marriage Story, two mopey white
people trapped in an affluent marriage.

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Ford v Ferrari,
that's white guys on wheels.

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Little Women, four white girls
standing on the cusp of Karenhood.

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And Joker,
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thereby appropriating
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while denying a role to a genuine clown.

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Oh, and 1917,
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and the number of white people in it.

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[narrator] Oscar night, disaster strikes
for the 10,000 white hopefuls,

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as a South Korean entry
makes movie history.

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And the Oscar goes to…

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Parasite.

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[cheers and applause]

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Parasite?

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That's not even an English word.

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[director] Actually, it is.

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What?

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[director] Parasite is an English word.

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Only when you say it in English.

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[narrator] Away from tinsel town,
Washington DC has been consumed

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by real drama, Trump's impeachment trial.

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The President stands accused
of pressuring a foreign power

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into investigating Hunter Biden,
son of prehistoric concierge Joe Biden,

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who has a chance of challenging Trump
in the November elections.

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But not everyone believes
the charges have merit.

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The whole impeachment thing was baseless,
OK?

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So, the Democrats claim
that Trump pressured Ukraine

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into digging up dirt on the Biden family,

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and their only real "evidence" of that
is a transcript of him doing it.

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[director]
What did he say on the transcript?

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What transcript?

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[director]
You just mentioned a transcript.

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Check your tape, I said no such thing.

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[director] You said, uh…
the only real evidence was

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a transcript of Trump pressuring Ukraine…

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There's no such place as Ukraine.

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[director] Yes, there… Yes, there is.

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I choose to believe there is not.

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[narrator] The Republican-controlled
Senate votes along partisan lines.

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Trump is declared not guilty and fabulous.

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But this is what the end result is.

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[loud applause and cheers]

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[narrator] While Republicans cheer
the President for holding a newspaper,

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in another political universe

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the Democrats are deciding
who will take on Trump in November.

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The race has narrowed to a face-off
between Civil War hero Joe Biden

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and anarchist grandpa Bernie Sanders.

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As you may have noticed lately,

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the establishment's getting
a little bit nervous.

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Well, as Super Tuesday arrives,

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despite his huge early gains,

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Mr. Sanders's support was shriveling,

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whereas Biden appeared
to have come back from the dead.

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I mean, literally,
he resembled a butler's ghost.

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[shouting] We are very much alive!

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[loud cheers]

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[Bracket] This was a choice
between two guys in their late seventies.

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It was like being stuck on the character
selection screen in geriatric Tekken.

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Bernie offered radical change,

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whereas Biden reminded folks
of a more easygoing era

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when you could sniff a woman's hair
without being called creepy.

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I think to many Americans,
Biden is Uncle Joe.

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He's been a part of their lives
for centuries.

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As familiar as an old armchair
and nearly as sharp-witted.

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We're gonna do this, folks!

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[narrator]
Amiable phantom Joe Biden seizes victory,

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officially starting
the 2020 election campaign.

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Yeah!

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[narrator] The stage is set
for an electoral showdown

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between two very different Americas.

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-[man shouting] Fuck you!
-I don't smoke.

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Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

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[narrator] And the animus between
the two sides is greater than ever.

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Polarization is the problem of our age.

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And not just in America,
in the actual world too.

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Whether the debate is over Trump or Brexit
or science or gender, God help us,

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or reality itself,

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no two factions can agree,

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or agree to disagree,

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or even agree that their disagreement
might be disagreeable.

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-[director] I'm not sure I totally agree.
-Well, then why don't you fuck off?

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-[lighthearted, cheerful music playing]
-[birds chirping]

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I would say that I'm just
a regular soccer mom, you know?

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I've got the husband and the kids,

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and a cat and a dog,
and just the whole darn show.

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[chuckles] Uh, no, I wouldn't describe
myself as a big internet person, no.

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I mean, I only use Facebook and WhatsApp.

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[chuckles]

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And Instagram and Twitter and YouTube.

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Oh, and Google.

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In fact, that's how I discovered
the Ivory Fist message board.

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[woman 1] Look,
things wasn't always this way.

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I've studied human behavior
long enough to get sick of it.

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You gotta remember, most folks
are still neighborly, Ned Flanders.

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Unfuckably nice.

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But right now,
the edges are rougher than ever.

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On the right, you got shit-nose extremists
wondering aloud whether Hitler was all bad

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and inventing
their own clown-house reality.

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And on the left,
you got fucking whiney woke-lords

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cancelling the shit out of anyone

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who dares to take a dump
at the wrong time of the day.

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And both sides,

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both sides look so unhappy
it makes you wanna puke.

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But the way it's going,

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you know we gonna end up on one side
or the other.

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So, pick your fucking team
and hunker the fuck down.

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[narrator] Throughout 2020,
the gods of Silicon Valley stand accused

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of allowing their products to split
the world into two warring factions.

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Uh… actually, it's more like
four warring factions.

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We prefer to call it a hate spectrum.
That's the official term.

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[director] Right now, it takes about
six months' exposure to social media

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for the average person
to become hopelessly radicalized.

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I know, right.

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We're hoping to get that down
to five minutes.

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Mmm.

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Now, of course, all this division,

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all this intractable conflict,

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was tearing humankind asunder
at the worst possible time.

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Because, of course, at the very moment

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that we were preoccupied
with fighting each other,

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the coronavirus was steadily
bearing down upon us.

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Now, those who've closely studied
the history books,

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such as myself,

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knew that this was strongly reminiscent
of the time the White Walkers

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led their "army of the dead"
towards the warring factions of Westeros.

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[director]
So, you mean like in Game of Thrones?

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No, no. I am discussing history.

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I'm pretty sure that was Game of Thrones.

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Well, I'm pretty sure
that I am the historian here.

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Cut to a map or something.

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[narrator]
As this map we've cut to makes clear,

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the coronavirus is indeed spreading
at an alarming pace.

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Yet even as it inches towards them,
millions persist in everyday activities.

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[Dr. Gravel] We saw the news.

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They made it clear that the virus
was coming and it was gonna be bad.

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But a lot of us didn't wanna know.

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[director] And why do you think that is?

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I don't know, denial, disbelief.

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Or because, in my professional opinion,
we're fucking imbeciles.

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That's the title of my next book
by the way.

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[narrator]
In a desperate bid for attention,

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the virus infects
beloved Hollywood everyman

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and occasional CGI Cowboy, Tom Hanks,

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providing news networks
with an irresistible celebrity angle

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to the otherwise boring deadly pandemic.

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[female reporter] We think of Tom Hanks
as a positive kind of guy,

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not a guy who tests positive.

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He was battling the virus
for two whole weeks.

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Ah, being a leading man,
he won in the end, of course.

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I rather doubt that he'd have accepted
the role if he hadn't.

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[Flask] It showed the virus
could also pass from humans to icons,

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which raised the possibility
that it might one day infect God.

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And God is older than the universe,

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which puts him in a high-risk category.

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[narrator] Fear rocks Wall Street

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with the stock market shitting ten billion
coins out of its economic anus.

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[shouting] On the bell, on the bell!
FIS on the bell!

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[narrator] As cold reality sets in,
there's a run on the supermarkets.

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Around the world,
panic-buyers empty shelves

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faster than panic-stockers
can refill them.

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It is a full-blown crisis.

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Government buildings
wonder how to respond.

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With cases surging,
Italy introduces a lockdown.

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Other European governments
contemplate following suit.

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And yet, around the same time in London,

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Prime Minister and haystack Boris Johnson

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decides that since Britain
is no longer part of Europe,

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it can safely ignore the warnings.

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He encourages those
who haven't already died

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to go about their business as usual,
but with a greater emphasis on hygiene.

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The single most useful thing
that we can all do

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to stop the spread of coronavirus
is to wash our hands.

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[Nerrick] That was weird.
One minute he was doing a soap ad about

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how important it was
to keep your hands clean

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and the next he was boasting about
how he didn't care what he did with them.

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I was at a hospital the other night

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where I think there were actually
a few coronavirus patients,

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and I shook hands with everybody.

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Totally put me off using hands whatsoever.

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So, I started doing absolutely everything
with my elbows instead.

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And it was shortly after that
my boyfriend left.

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[sirens wailing]

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[narrator]
America also seems underprepared.

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New York is hit hard.

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At a series of daily briefings,

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Governor Andrew Cuomo desperately pleads
for medical supplies.

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Where are the ventilators?

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Where are the gowns, where's the PPEs,
where are the masks, where are they?

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[narrator] Sadly, he has failed to notice
they are piled up behind him.

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Across the USA, supplies of masks,
which, unlike guns,

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cannot be cheaply
and easily manufactured, run low,

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while critics describe
the lack of ventilators as "breathtaking."

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It felt like the government
wasn't taking the coronavirus seriously.

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Maybe because there were still folks
out there comparing it to the flu,

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which is like comparing Uruguay
to a banana.

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And one of those folks was the President.

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[Foss] Trump seemed to feel
that the virus was one of those things

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that goes away if you ignore it,
like a wasp or a wife.

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We're prepared,
we're doing a great job with it.

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It will go away, just stay calm.

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[director] In March, the President said
the pandemic would simply "go away."

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OK, see… [sighs]
This is what the media does.

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You lie, fabricate, fantasize.

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The president never said that.

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[Trump] It will go away. Stay calm.
We want to protect our shipping industry.

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OK, I know this doesn't fit
with your agenda, but this never happened.

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[narrator] But the pandemic does
the opposite of going away,

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as do the negative headlines.

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Trump needs to reassure the public.

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He hits the airwaves,
huddled tightly with close advisors.

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So, I'm glad to see that you're practicing
social distancing, that looks very nice.

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[narrator] By the end of March,

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lockdowns have been rolled out
right across the planet,

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making them
the most successful global franchise

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since the Marvel cinematic universe.

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In major cities, with clubs, bars,
and restaurants shuttered,

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everyday communal life
comes to a screeching halt.

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Human beings are social animals,

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so shutting down social interactions
goes against our instinct.

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I mean for most folks, not me!

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I fucking hate people.

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My God, it was bliss.

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[wind blowing]

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[slow suspenseful music playing]

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[Foss] Well, the lockdown
was absolutely transformative.

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It was as though

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time itself

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stood still.

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Life suddenly suspended in amber.

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Birds frozen in place in midair.

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The planet quite literally
stopped revolving.

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-[pigeons cooing]
-[Nerrick] It was so quiet

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you could actually hear yourself think.

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I expect.

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[narrator] Workplaces and everyday
businesses are forced to close.

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Particularly hard hit,
workers in the gig economy,

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millennials who often work
more than one job at a time.

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I can put my legs up and stuff,
that's OK if I have my feet up?

407
00:21:48,229 --> 00:21:50,271
I don't want my feet to fall, so…

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00:21:50,354 --> 00:21:51,979
Yeah, my name's Duke Goolies.

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I'm a content provider.

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00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,771
And I'm a barman slash mixologist.

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Yeah, it's definitely been challenging.
Uh…

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00:22:01,062 --> 00:22:03,104
Listen, I don't want to be Mr. Mansplain,

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but I kind of saw this coming
because I was following coronavirus

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back before…

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you know, pre-Wuhan days
when it was still inside of bats.

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I work a lot of jobs.

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00:22:14,646 --> 00:22:18,354
In the lockdown, I've had to reposition
them to work on Zoom, you know.

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00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:22,229
Like, I DJ at gender-neutral
gender-reveal parties.

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Really important.

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[electronic music playing]

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00:22:26,854 --> 00:22:28,146
Um…

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00:22:28,229 --> 00:22:29,687
I work as a life coach.

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00:22:30,437 --> 00:22:34,229
Amy, you can. OK, A…?

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00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:37,604
Amy! Believe in yourself, OK? You can!

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00:22:37,687 --> 00:22:38,937
Just shut up!

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00:22:40,604 --> 00:22:45,604
The other area of growth for me has been
providing online content-tainment.

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The theaters are shut, so you can't see
your James Bonds or your Trolls 2.

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And the only film that did come out

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was about time being an endless loop,
which we all know now anyways.

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00:22:56,521 --> 00:23:00,229
So, my YouTube channel's gone
total fuckbusters.

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00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:03,437
Especially with the reaction videos
where I react to 2020.

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00:23:03,521 --> 00:23:06,604
Guys, this literally looks like
Armageddon, we're living through it.

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00:23:06,687 --> 00:23:10,104
Awesome, oh my gosh,
maybe like the bad version of awesome.

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Shittifying, fuckawfulicious.
I don't know!

435
00:23:14,396 --> 00:23:17,646
Oh, my God.
Don't forget to like and subscribe.

436
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:20,021
They do crazy numbers.

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00:23:20,104 --> 00:23:22,521
I mean, yeah,
there's so much material all year.

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00:23:22,604 --> 00:23:24,312
Look at this man!

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00:23:24,812 --> 00:23:27,854
He looks like a heap of balls!

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Never-ending.

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00:23:29,437 --> 00:23:31,229
That's a big blast. Whoa.

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00:23:31,312 --> 00:23:33,479
Whoa! Oh!

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I learned there's a lot of money
in creating streaming content.

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[director]
How much did you make this year?

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I wanna say…

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like 16 million dollars.

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[Big Ben chimes]

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[narrator] Meanwhile, in Britain,
in a bid to raise the country's spirits,

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the Queen prepares to deliver
a unifying speech.

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The monarch only addresses the nation
on special occasions,

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such as Christmas or the end of the world,
so this was a huge moment.

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[The Queen] Good evening, people of Earth.

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I speak to you at a time
of grave national crisis.

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Her Majesty rather successfully,
I thought, evoked the spirit of the Blitz,

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when Nazi bombs rained down nightly,

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obliterating streets and homes
and families on the ground.

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The kind of patriotic imagery
that we find so comforting.

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Defeating this enemy requires us
to bravely cower indoors.

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In addition to television,

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this was the first time

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one of one's speeches
was carried live on YouTube.

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[director]
And did that affect the content at all?

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00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,437
Of course not.

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We will meet again.

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Now, smash that "Like" button
and don't forget to subscribe.

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Also, click here to check out
my official regal merch.

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[narrator] But moments after her Majesty
delivers these stirring words,

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-the mood darkens.
-[BBC News theme tune]

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Tonight at ten, the Prime Minister Boris
Johnson has been taken to intensive care

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as he suffers the effects of coronavirus.

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[narrator] With the Brexit PM
in a critical condition,

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52% of the nation holds its breath.

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There was a real fear
that at a time of national crisis

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the Prime Minister
might have to be replaced

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by someone less qualified than him.

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Which would be impossible.

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00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:23,771
Unless they were drawing up plans
to replace him

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00:25:23,854 --> 00:25:26,479
with a sock or a balloon or something.

479
00:25:26,562 --> 00:25:29,729
[narrator] Just as the Prime Minister
might exit the realm of the living,

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a process known as Prexit,

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00:25:31,812 --> 00:25:33,812
hospital staff nurse him back to health,

482
00:25:33,896 --> 00:25:36,979
and weeks later he's back on the job.

483
00:25:37,062 --> 00:25:41,479
Incredibly, the virus didn't seem
to have affected his abilities in any way.

484
00:25:41,562 --> 00:25:42,937
He still didn't have any.

485
00:25:43,021 --> 00:25:45,646
[narrator] News of Johnson's illness
proves that world leaders

486
00:25:45,729 --> 00:25:47,312
aren't naturally immune,

487
00:25:47,396 --> 00:25:50,104
yet some seem unwilling
to take precautions.

488
00:25:50,187 --> 00:25:53,521
[Bracket] Trump refused
to wear a mask for a long time.

489
00:25:53,604 --> 00:25:56,479
If someone told him white hoods
protected against the virus,

490
00:25:56,562 --> 00:25:58,229
maybe he'd have felt differently.

491
00:25:58,312 --> 00:26:02,229
[narrator] Egged on by the President,
some citizens also refuse to toe the line.

492
00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:04,937
Whoa! I thought I heard a voice.

493
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:07,146
I thought I heard some Americans!

494
00:26:07,812 --> 00:26:10,896
[narrator] In several states,
protestors take to the streets,

495
00:26:10,979 --> 00:26:14,354
demanding their constitutional right
to spread the deadly virus.

496
00:26:14,437 --> 00:26:17,146
The online rumor mill is working overtime.

497
00:26:18,354 --> 00:26:21,062
When this whole thing started, um,

498
00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:25,896
there were so many wild rumors
flying around.

499
00:26:25,979 --> 00:26:28,771
So, I would watch Dr. Fauci
to get an anchor

500
00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:31,854
on what was actually happening, you know?

501
00:26:31,937 --> 00:26:37,812
And, um… even though it was so scary,
I found it really reassuring

502
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:42,521
um, to watch someone
who is so accomplished

503
00:26:42,604 --> 00:26:46,229
calmly laying out the science.

504
00:26:46,312 --> 00:26:50,437
Um… but that was before I knew
he was an actor. Yeah.

505
00:26:51,271 --> 00:26:55,146
[director]
And… how did you come to learn that?

506
00:26:55,229 --> 00:26:59,396
Well, someone from my PTA WhatsApp group
shared a link to a documentary

507
00:26:59,479 --> 00:27:03,771
which proves that George Soros
created the virus in a Chinese lab

508
00:27:03,854 --> 00:27:06,896
so that Bill Gates could make
a vaccine out of microchips

509
00:27:06,979 --> 00:27:08,729
and control us all
like we're in a videogame.

510
00:27:08,812 --> 00:27:10,687
And I know, I know that sounds crazy,

511
00:27:10,771 --> 00:27:14,146
but the thing is,
we've seen him do this before.

512
00:27:14,729 --> 00:27:17,896
Right? Like when he crossed
a human with a paperclip

513
00:27:17,979 --> 00:27:21,854
and made that poor tormented monster
that haunted Windows 98.

514
00:27:21,937 --> 00:27:26,187
Of course, it wasn't surprising
that some folk were confused

515
00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:29,937
about the biology of this whole thing,
given the President seemed to be saying

516
00:27:30,021 --> 00:27:34,812
it could be cured with a kind
of sunlight-and-bleach wonder diet.

517
00:27:34,896 --> 00:27:37,521
Right, and then I see the disinfectant,

518
00:27:37,604 --> 00:27:40,729
where it knocks it out in a minute,
one minute,

519
00:27:40,812 --> 00:27:43,521
and is there a way we can do
something like that?

520
00:27:43,604 --> 00:27:46,896
[narrator] The remarks confuse
the President's own medical advisors,

521
00:27:46,979 --> 00:27:50,354
who visibly try to clamber
deep within their own souls to die.

522
00:27:50,437 --> 00:27:54,646
I guess if you could collapse
the past three and a half years of madness

523
00:27:54,729 --> 00:27:56,812
-into one clip--
-That would be it.

524
00:27:58,021 --> 00:28:01,604
[narrator] As May draws to a close,
for the first time in months,

525
00:28:01,687 --> 00:28:04,437
the coronavirus pandemic
is knocked from the headlines

526
00:28:04,521 --> 00:28:08,187
of every news network
by a different story altogether,

527
00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:10,646
one that also makes for grim viewing.

528
00:28:10,729 --> 00:28:13,396
The FBI is looking into the death
of a Black man

529
00:28:13,479 --> 00:28:16,062
after he was stopped by police
in Minneapolis.

530
00:28:16,146 --> 00:28:17,896
The incident was caught on camera.

531
00:28:17,979 --> 00:28:20,104
George Floyd died in police custody

532
00:28:20,187 --> 00:28:24,604
after an officer pressed his knee into
Floyd's neck for at least seven minutes.

533
00:28:24,687 --> 00:28:26,771
Some people,
including the Minneapolis mayor,

534
00:28:26,854 --> 00:28:29,062
are already saying
the police used excessive force.

535
00:28:29,146 --> 00:28:32,187
[male reporter 1] Today, the mayor
called it "wrong at every level."

536
00:28:32,271 --> 00:28:34,687
What we saw was horrible.

537
00:28:34,771 --> 00:28:37,979
Fact is, those officers

538
00:28:38,062 --> 00:28:41,479
didn't see George Floyd as a human being,

539
00:28:41,562 --> 00:28:44,187
but the world did.

540
00:28:44,271 --> 00:28:47,271
[male reporter 2] Tonight the outrage
in Minneapolis is mounting,

541
00:28:47,354 --> 00:28:49,354
even after four officers were fired.

542
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:52,021
Was it enough for you
that the officers were fired?

543
00:28:52,104 --> 00:28:54,604
That is not enough. That is not enough.

544
00:28:54,687 --> 00:28:56,771
The police have interesting priorities.

545
00:28:56,854 --> 00:28:59,354
When George Floyd, one black guy,

546
00:28:59,437 --> 00:29:03,896
tried, allegedly, to pass
one fake $20 bill in a liquor store,

547
00:29:03,979 --> 00:29:06,979
he had four cops on his ass
within minutes.

548
00:29:07,062 --> 00:29:08,479
And they killed him.

549
00:29:08,562 --> 00:29:11,312
Know how long it took
the same police department

550
00:29:11,396 --> 00:29:13,979
to arrest the prime suspects in that case?

551
00:29:14,646 --> 00:29:16,312
Four days.

552
00:29:16,396 --> 00:29:18,479
And they had that shit on tape!

553
00:29:18,562 --> 00:29:20,937
Did they think that was counterfeit too?

554
00:29:21,021 --> 00:29:23,646
[narrator] The George Floyd tragedy
is merely the latest

555
00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:26,521
in a long series of police killings
of Black people,

556
00:29:26,604 --> 00:29:28,437
and it comes as a final straw.

557
00:29:28,521 --> 00:29:30,021
In increasing numbers,

558
00:29:30,104 --> 00:29:33,479
protestors take to the streets
to give voice to their anger.

559
00:29:33,562 --> 00:29:36,604
People said, "It's dangerous
to gather in crowds like that.

560
00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:38,604
What about the pandemic?"

561
00:29:38,687 --> 00:29:43,937
But, you know, in some ways
I prefer the coronavirus to the police.

562
00:29:44,021 --> 00:29:47,896
And don't get me wrong,
I fucking hate the virus,

563
00:29:47,979 --> 00:29:50,396
but at least it doesn't pretend
it's here to help.

564
00:29:50,479 --> 00:29:52,354
It doesn't drive around the neighborhood

565
00:29:52,437 --> 00:29:55,937
with "Protect and Serve"
painted on its side before it kills you.

566
00:29:57,146 --> 00:30:00,146
[Dr. Gravel] What happened
with George Floyd disgusted everybody.

567
00:30:01,271 --> 00:30:03,562
But it didn't surprise Black people.

568
00:30:03,646 --> 00:30:06,229
We've always known
what cops are capable of.

569
00:30:06,812 --> 00:30:09,062
But today, bystanders got
a camera on their phones

570
00:30:09,146 --> 00:30:11,312
so now everybody gets to see it.

571
00:30:11,396 --> 00:30:12,729
And honestly?

572
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:15,896
That ought to be the number one
sales feature for the iPhone.

573
00:30:15,979 --> 00:30:18,271
Fuck your "Megapixel Display."

574
00:30:18,354 --> 00:30:22,229
How about put "Exposes Police Brutality"
on the box?

575
00:30:23,229 --> 00:30:25,021
[narrator] Over the following days

576
00:30:25,104 --> 00:30:28,521
as tensions escalate
and police and protestors face off,

577
00:30:28,604 --> 00:30:30,562
some of the demonstrations turn violent.

578
00:30:30,646 --> 00:30:33,687
The President skillfully placates
the situation

579
00:30:33,771 --> 00:30:36,396
with some soothing incendiary comments.

580
00:30:36,479 --> 00:30:39,604
And in Washington,
he orders peaceful demonstrators

581
00:30:39,687 --> 00:30:43,771
to be gently dispersed
with some courteous state violence.

582
00:30:43,854 --> 00:30:49,062
-[protestors shouting]
-[tear gas grenades explode]

583
00:30:49,146 --> 00:30:51,104
[Dr. Gravel] Trump got riot police

584
00:30:51,187 --> 00:30:54,812
with tear gas and rubber bullets
to clear the protesters

585
00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:59,604
so he could pose for a photo
in front of St. John's Church.

586
00:30:59,687 --> 00:31:01,437
Because, you know,
when you live in a city,

587
00:31:01,521 --> 00:31:04,646
you never get to appreciate it
and do the touristy things.

588
00:31:05,854 --> 00:31:08,729
[narrator] Trump's gracious,
Christ-like diplomacy fails

589
00:31:08,812 --> 00:31:11,187
and violence continues to flare up.

590
00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:16,521
[Flowers]
There was so much anger expressed

591
00:31:16,604 --> 00:31:19,271
and emotions were running super high,

592
00:31:19,354 --> 00:31:21,271
so of course there was gonna be trouble.

593
00:31:21,937 --> 00:31:25,312
But… the sensible thing to do

594
00:31:25,396 --> 00:31:27,771
would have been to wait at home

595
00:31:27,854 --> 00:31:34,729
um… until everyone had just calmed down
and the whole thing had blown over,

596
00:31:34,812 --> 00:31:40,562
and then you go out and protest in a, um…
calm and orderly manner.

597
00:31:41,146 --> 00:31:43,562
Um… I would have been the first
to support that,

598
00:31:43,646 --> 00:31:46,396
unless it was on a Tuesday
because that's my Peloton class.

599
00:31:47,396 --> 00:31:51,146
But instead what was happening
just looked like

600
00:31:52,021 --> 00:31:54,479
all-out anarchy to me.

601
00:31:54,562 --> 00:32:00,396
Um… and believe me, I, uh…
I know criminal behavior when I see it.

602
00:32:00,479 --> 00:32:05,562
Whether it's someone breaking a window
or a Black man sitting in a car.

603
00:32:05,646 --> 00:32:07,396
[director] Wasn't there a video of you

604
00:32:07,479 --> 00:32:10,854
haranguing a Black man sitting in a car
that went viral this year?

605
00:32:12,937 --> 00:32:16,062
[man] And I'm telling you this is my car.

606
00:32:16,146 --> 00:32:19,312
Well, then I'm sure you'll prove that
with some ID. Yeah.

607
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:23,646
First of all, I… [chuckles]
I wasn't haranguing.

608
00:32:23,729 --> 00:32:27,312
I was politely enquiring,
for less than an hour.

609
00:32:27,896 --> 00:32:30,812
[director] So, that was the only time
you did something like that this year?

610
00:32:32,146 --> 00:32:34,937
Um… there was an incident at a pool.

611
00:32:35,937 --> 00:32:37,771
-[woman] Give it back!
-Do you have a receipt?

612
00:32:37,854 --> 00:32:39,187
I need to see a receipt.

613
00:32:39,271 --> 00:32:42,146
Uh… there was an incident up in the hills.

614
00:32:43,021 --> 00:32:44,646
[man] I'm painting a watercolor!

615
00:32:44,729 --> 00:32:47,937
The way that you're wielding
that paintbrush is very unsettling to me.

616
00:32:48,021 --> 00:32:49,271
And at the hospital.

617
00:32:49,354 --> 00:32:52,771
Sweetie, are you absolutely sure
that this is your dialysis machine?

618
00:32:52,854 --> 00:32:56,479
-[girl] Mommy, the crazy lady's back.
-I was just asking. I'm allowed to ask.

619
00:32:56,562 --> 00:33:01,312
[voice breaking] I don't know why people
are so quick to judge.

620
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:02,812
[sniffles]

621
00:33:07,937 --> 00:33:09,312
[whispering] Is he with you?

622
00:33:11,146 --> 00:33:13,687
[director] That's Mike.
He's been here all day.

623
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:20,229
[narrator] By now, the protests
have gone international,

624
00:33:20,312 --> 00:33:23,104
with a rallying cry
reverberating across the globe.

625
00:33:23,604 --> 00:33:26,437
-Black Lives Matter!
-Black Lives Matter!

626
00:33:26,521 --> 00:33:29,396
Black Lives Matter.

627
00:33:30,979 --> 00:33:34,771
Well… no reasonable person
could disagree with that,

628
00:33:34,854 --> 00:33:38,687
but I would prefer to say,
"All lives matter."

629
00:33:39,437 --> 00:33:42,896
[director] I think the point is they're
currently treated like they don't matter.

630
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:45,271
All lives? I don't think so.

631
00:33:45,354 --> 00:33:46,771
[director] No, black lives.

632
00:33:46,854 --> 00:33:48,604
Oh, those.

633
00:33:49,896 --> 00:33:51,562
I'm sorry, what about them?

634
00:33:52,521 --> 00:33:54,562
-[director] They matter.
-More than all lives?

635
00:33:54,646 --> 00:33:57,146
-Now who's being a racist?
-[director] I didn't call you a racist.

636
00:33:57,229 --> 00:33:58,062
You are.

637
00:33:58,146 --> 00:34:01,521
You are just about to label me a bigot,
just like my daughter.

638
00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:05,104
And her friends, and my son,
and his friends.

639
00:34:05,187 --> 00:34:06,646
And my wife.

640
00:34:07,229 --> 00:34:08,479
And her friends.

641
00:34:09,729 --> 00:34:11,312
And my friends.

642
00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:14,354
You can't say anything these days.

643
00:34:17,271 --> 00:34:20,979
[narrator] Next, the spotlight falls upon
the relics of an intolerant past.

644
00:34:21,062 --> 00:34:25,729
In Bristol, England, protestors surround
slave trader and statue Edward Colston

645
00:34:25,812 --> 00:34:28,604
and drag him
from the safety of his plinth.

646
00:34:28,687 --> 00:34:30,021
[protesters shouting]

647
00:34:30,104 --> 00:34:32,937
Look, these people are trying
to destroy history.

648
00:34:33,521 --> 00:34:35,729
[director] What if by tearing
these statues down

649
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,729
they're actually making history?

650
00:34:41,562 --> 00:34:43,771
Shut up and move on.

651
00:34:44,771 --> 00:34:46,187
[protesters shouting]

652
00:34:46,271 --> 00:34:48,687
[Nerrick] They threw him in the sea,
which is cruel.

653
00:34:48,771 --> 00:34:50,354
They might have killed him.

654
00:34:50,437 --> 00:34:52,812
Can statues breathe underwater?

655
00:34:53,812 --> 00:34:55,437
No, they don't breathe at all.

656
00:34:55,937 --> 00:34:58,354
OK, so he probably swam to safety.

657
00:34:59,479 --> 00:35:02,062
[Bracket]
You had corporations going woke too,

658
00:35:02,146 --> 00:35:05,437
asking themselves
how can they support Black people

659
00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:07,187
without actually paying them.

660
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:08,771
Demonstrating their sensitivity

661
00:35:08,854 --> 00:35:12,771
by rebranding Ku Klux Krunchies
as Rosa Parks Puffs,

662
00:35:12,854 --> 00:35:13,937
and so on.

663
00:35:14,021 --> 00:35:18,396
I'm proud to say as a corporation
we stepped up in several bold ways.

664
00:35:18,479 --> 00:35:21,396
We rolled out an update
that replaced our virtual assistants

665
00:35:21,479 --> 00:35:23,479
with the personality of Malcolm X.

666
00:35:24,479 --> 00:35:26,979
[man] Malcolm, could you play
the best of ZZ Top?

667
00:35:27,062 --> 00:35:30,271
[imitates Malcolm X] I will neither follow
your orders nor recognize your authority.

668
00:35:30,354 --> 00:35:33,896
But perhaps our biggest gesture
was the whole Boris Johnson thing.

669
00:35:34,937 --> 00:35:36,896
We've had great ties with UK government

670
00:35:36,979 --> 00:35:38,854
since we delivered the Brexit vote
for them.

671
00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:41,354
And they'd reached out
looking for a gesture to show

672
00:35:41,437 --> 00:35:43,812
Britain had shrugged off
its colonial past,

673
00:35:43,896 --> 00:35:47,187
which was a little "slave-trade-y."

674
00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:49,604
So, we had them trial our body swap tech.

675
00:35:49,687 --> 00:35:52,896
This is the first time the soul
of a British Prime Minister

676
00:35:52,979 --> 00:35:55,979
has been transferred
into the body of a Black man.

677
00:35:56,771 --> 00:35:58,271
And it worked.

678
00:35:58,854 --> 00:36:02,562
[imitating Boris Johnson] Today,
I stand before you as a proud Black man,

679
00:36:02,646 --> 00:36:06,687
a thrusting, living symbol
of vibrant modern Britain.

680
00:36:06,771 --> 00:36:08,812
I will now take questions.

681
00:36:08,896 --> 00:36:12,687
-Yes, the lady with her hand up?
-You're not from round here, are you?

682
00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,604
[man 1] Have you got a receipt
for that suit?

683
00:36:14,687 --> 00:36:17,562
-Well, not a receipt per se--
-[man 2] Officer, arrest this man!

684
00:36:18,104 --> 00:36:20,437
When I say worked,
I mean temporarily, you know,

685
00:36:20,521 --> 00:36:23,812
We had to revert Johnson back into his
natural form so he could continue ruling

686
00:36:23,896 --> 00:36:27,479
from a position of safe,
familiar white incompetence.

687
00:36:27,562 --> 00:36:30,146
[narrator] Some white individuals
begin to ask

688
00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:32,521
whether they're doing enough personally.

689
00:36:33,521 --> 00:36:35,437
Well, I consider myself an ally.

690
00:36:36,479 --> 00:36:39,521
You know, but I looked within,
I felt I could make some changes.

691
00:36:39,604 --> 00:36:43,521
So, I started small,
posting the black squares on Insta.

692
00:36:44,271 --> 00:36:47,937
I swapped to only using
black emojis for texts.

693
00:36:48,437 --> 00:36:51,771
I sent a lot of friend requests
to Black people.

694
00:36:51,854 --> 00:36:54,854
And I even learned
how to pronounce their names.

695
00:36:54,937 --> 00:36:56,312
Even if it was difficult.

696
00:36:57,021 --> 00:37:00,479
A-de-fo-la-ke.

697
00:37:00,562 --> 00:37:01,937
A-de-fo-la-ke.

698
00:37:02,479 --> 00:37:03,854
Hmm, beautiful.

699
00:37:03,937 --> 00:37:07,396
And then I thought, listen, look.
I know I care,

700
00:37:08,271 --> 00:37:11,729
but do enough other people
know that I care?

701
00:37:12,979 --> 00:37:16,229
I realized I should up my game,
so I posted a video about it.

702
00:37:17,437 --> 00:37:21,562
And so I guess in a way,
I'm Black too, maybe…

703
00:37:21,646 --> 00:37:23,687
maybe more than anyone.

704
00:37:23,771 --> 00:37:26,146
That caught some likes,
so we did a follow-up

705
00:37:26,229 --> 00:37:31,187
where I drove around a Black neighborhood
to let them hear my support in person.

706
00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:35,771
Guys, I just want to say, right now,
I'm with you.

707
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:40,104
I hear you. I see you. I am you.

708
00:37:40,187 --> 00:37:44,562
And this wasn't just some quick
little gesture, we kept it up till 2 a.m.

709
00:37:44,646 --> 00:37:46,021
That's how committed we were.

710
00:37:46,104 --> 00:37:51,146
Friends of color, I stand by you.
I feel your pain.

711
00:37:51,229 --> 00:37:54,437
-[man] Go the fuck home!
-Oh shit, drive. Drive. Go, go, go!

712
00:37:54,521 --> 00:37:55,812
[engine revving]

713
00:37:55,896 --> 00:37:58,187
There's just no pleasing some people.

714
00:37:59,187 --> 00:38:01,896
[narrator] All the while,
the pandemic is raging out of control

715
00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:04,146
and there is disagreement
on how to respond.

716
00:38:04,229 --> 00:38:08,271
Some believe the only way out
is to achieve herd immunity.

717
00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:10,062
[Flask] Herd immunity occurs

718
00:38:10,146 --> 00:38:13,062
when almost everybody
has been exposed to something,

719
00:38:13,146 --> 00:38:15,562
but gotten over it,
so it quickly dies out.

720
00:38:15,646 --> 00:38:17,937
Just like what happened with the Floss.

721
00:38:18,937 --> 00:38:20,646
[director] Sorry, the… the what?

722
00:38:20,729 --> 00:38:21,729
You know…

723
00:38:28,646 --> 00:38:31,396
[narrator] Others want to wait
for a miracle cure,

724
00:38:31,479 --> 00:38:34,854
but any potential vaccine faces
a lengthy uphill climb,

725
00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,354
a challenging maneuver for any liquid.

726
00:38:37,437 --> 00:38:40,396
Well, vaccines go through
a lengthy approval process.

727
00:38:40,479 --> 00:38:44,771
They start with the preliminary trials
using a limited number of volunteers

728
00:38:44,854 --> 00:38:49,604
in which we are monitoring the level
of proteins known as antibodies generated.

729
00:38:49,687 --> 00:38:51,604
It is called a blind trial

730
00:38:51,687 --> 00:38:55,104
because around half the volunteers
are given a placebo, which means…

731
00:38:55,187 --> 00:38:59,771
Sorry. Sorry, why are you showing
footage of whatever that is?

732
00:38:59,854 --> 00:39:02,604
I'm still speaking. Is that relevant?

733
00:39:02,687 --> 00:39:06,604
Yeah, sorry. We're just trying to keep it
visually interesting. Ignore us. Carry on.

734
00:39:07,687 --> 00:39:09,562
No, OK. No problem, OK.

735
00:39:09,646 --> 00:39:14,687
So, once the initial trial is complete,
the second trial begins.

736
00:39:14,771 --> 00:39:18,687
This is less to do with efficacy
because during the second trial

737
00:39:18,771 --> 00:39:21,562
there's a tricky balance
you are trying to maintain

738
00:39:21,646 --> 00:39:25,187
between monitoring
the serological response and how that…

739
00:39:25,271 --> 00:39:29,021
What's going on? That's got
nothing to do with this. This…

740
00:39:29,104 --> 00:39:30,354
I'm talking here.

741
00:39:30,437 --> 00:39:33,229
[director] Just… just ignore it, OK.
It's just texture.

742
00:39:34,146 --> 00:39:36,854
Are you guys actually interested
in the science?

743
00:39:36,937 --> 00:39:40,271
[director] Um… to be honest… no.

744
00:39:42,771 --> 00:39:43,771
Oh.

745
00:39:44,396 --> 00:39:47,021
[narrator] With no cure
for Covid in sight,

746
00:39:47,104 --> 00:39:50,312
life for millions has been reduced
to a creepy new normal

747
00:39:50,396 --> 00:39:53,479
and a seemingly endless series
of lockdowns.

748
00:39:53,562 --> 00:39:56,854
I live on my own
and after a while I got so lonely

749
00:39:56,937 --> 00:40:00,271
I developed a multiple personality
disorder on purpose

750
00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:02,271
so I could keep myself company.

751
00:40:02,354 --> 00:40:04,771
But then, of course, I had to try and keep

752
00:40:04,854 --> 00:40:07,729
two meters away from myself at all times.

753
00:40:08,229 --> 00:40:12,521
Don't know if you've ever tried doing that
but it's a bloody nightmare.

754
00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:17,021
So, I started doing video calls
to keep sociable.

755
00:40:17,104 --> 00:40:20,521
-Hiya, you alright?
-[man on laptop] No, is what it is, innit?

756
00:40:20,604 --> 00:40:24,187
I did so many
I sometimes glitch in real life now.

757
00:40:24,271 --> 00:40:26,354
Like, I just freeze now and then, like…

758
00:40:32,104 --> 00:40:33,687
Can you hear me your end?

759
00:40:34,604 --> 00:40:39,146
[narrator] Like defecating and sobbing,
video calls become part of everyday life,

760
00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:41,729
which means for some, business is booming.

761
00:40:41,812 --> 00:40:43,646
[Multiverse]
Early, we ran numbers and realized

762
00:40:43,729 --> 00:40:47,896
that around 20% of our customer base
might die of the virus.

763
00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:51,771
But the surviving 80%
would increase their reliance

764
00:40:51,854 --> 00:40:54,896
on our videoconferencing products
200 fold,

765
00:40:54,979 --> 00:40:57,687
so that was a huge win for us.

766
00:40:57,771 --> 00:41:00,187
A huge, but sad win.

767
00:41:00,687 --> 00:41:01,937
[narrator] In desperation,

768
00:41:02,021 --> 00:41:05,562
millions turn to award-winning
streaming service Netflix

769
00:41:05,646 --> 00:41:07,104
for entertainment.

770
00:41:08,146 --> 00:41:11,354
One spent a lot of time at Windsor
watching Netflix.

771
00:41:12,021 --> 00:41:16,021
[director] Do you find that you spend most
of your time browsing the home page?

772
00:41:16,104 --> 00:41:18,979
No. No, my footman does that for me.

773
00:41:19,729 --> 00:41:21,729
[Dr. Gravel] I watched so much dumb shit.

774
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:25,104
You see Floor is Lava,
fire and brimstone, the game show?

775
00:41:25,187 --> 00:41:27,271
-[presenter] Don't…
-[woman] No!

776
00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:29,396
-…fall…
-[man 1 groans]

777
00:41:29,479 --> 00:41:30,937
-…in…
-[man 2 groans]

778
00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:32,771
-…the…
-[man 3] Ah!

779
00:41:32,854 --> 00:41:33,896
…lava!

780
00:41:33,979 --> 00:41:36,312
You know they filmed that last year,
because in 2020

781
00:41:36,396 --> 00:41:38,687
people wouldn't even be bothering
to try to escape the lava.

782
00:41:38,771 --> 00:41:41,396
They'd be lining up
to willingly throw themselves in,

783
00:41:41,479 --> 00:41:43,312
pausing only to kick their kids in first.

784
00:41:43,896 --> 00:41:45,604
Maybe that's season two.

785
00:41:46,312 --> 00:41:49,687
[The Queen] My favorite program
has to be The Crown.

786
00:41:50,437 --> 00:41:53,229
It's refreshing to see
a down-to-earth drama

787
00:41:53,312 --> 00:41:56,146
about everyday people
living ordinary lives.

788
00:41:56,229 --> 00:41:59,646
It's the sort of thing
that gives the little people hope.

789
00:41:59,729 --> 00:42:02,354
Some say The Crown is unrealistic,

790
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:06,146
but it strikes me as a far more
faithful depiction of the monarchy

791
00:42:06,229 --> 00:42:09,521
than their other regal drama, Tiger King.

792
00:42:09,604 --> 00:42:12,479
You can guaran-goddamn-tee
I'm gonna put a cap in your ass

793
00:42:12,562 --> 00:42:15,104
the first time
to make you squirm around on the ground.

794
00:42:15,187 --> 00:42:17,812
Then I'm gonna put a bullet
between your fucking eyes.

795
00:42:17,896 --> 00:42:21,521
That man is from no royal line
I recognize.

796
00:42:22,937 --> 00:42:24,604
[director]
Harry and Meghan have a Netflix deal.

797
00:42:24,687 --> 00:42:25,812
Harry and who-an?

798
00:42:26,729 --> 00:42:28,937
-[director] Harry and Meghan.
-Who-ey and who-an?

799
00:42:29,479 --> 00:42:33,396
[narrator] Back in the real world,
with America facing crises on every front,

800
00:42:33,479 --> 00:42:36,146
criticism of the President is mounting.

801
00:42:37,437 --> 00:42:40,104
Also, there were questions
about his fitness to govern,

802
00:42:40,187 --> 00:42:41,729
in part because of the way he had

803
00:42:41,812 --> 00:42:43,771
to drink a glass of water
using both hands,

804
00:42:43,854 --> 00:42:45,812
but mainly because of everything
else he did.

805
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:49,479
[narrator] To boost support,
Trump announces a series of rallies.

806
00:42:50,062 --> 00:42:54,562
We've had a tremendous run at rallies.
I don't think there's been an empty seat.

807
00:42:54,646 --> 00:42:57,312
[narrator] But despite a surge
in ticket requests,

808
00:42:57,396 --> 00:43:01,312
an event in Oklahoma is mainly attended
by people who aren't there.

809
00:43:01,396 --> 00:43:03,187
As the media makes clear,

810
00:43:03,271 --> 00:43:06,937
heartless users of the social media
platform TikTok are to blame.

811
00:43:07,521 --> 00:43:10,604
[female reporter] TikTokers said
they intentionally sabotaged the event

812
00:43:10,687 --> 00:43:15,062
by registering en masse
with no intention of showing up,

813
00:43:15,146 --> 00:43:17,021
and they spread the word via TikTok.

814
00:43:17,104 --> 00:43:19,396
[narrator] Republicans claim social media

815
00:43:19,479 --> 00:43:23,604
is actively trying to suppress
an unreasonable conservative agenda.

816
00:43:24,604 --> 00:43:27,812
I'll cut to the chase,
Big Tech is out to get conservatives.

817
00:43:27,896 --> 00:43:29,812
That's not a suspicion,
that's not a hunch.

818
00:43:29,896 --> 00:43:30,896
That's a fact.

819
00:43:30,979 --> 00:43:33,979
The fact,
which doesn't care about your feelings,

820
00:43:34,062 --> 00:43:36,354
is that online and in the media

821
00:43:36,437 --> 00:43:39,479
conservative voices are being silenced.

822
00:43:39,562 --> 00:43:42,479
I've said this before.
I said it on my YouTube channel.

823
00:43:42,562 --> 00:43:44,562
Conservative voices are being silenced.

824
00:43:44,646 --> 00:43:45,979
I said it on Joe Rogan.

825
00:43:46,062 --> 00:43:47,937
Conservative voices are being silenced.

826
00:43:48,021 --> 00:43:50,146
On the Jordan Peterson Kayak podcast.

827
00:43:50,229 --> 00:43:52,479
Conservative voices are being silenced.

828
00:43:52,562 --> 00:43:54,271
I said it on Tucker Carlson.

829
00:43:54,354 --> 00:43:57,021
Tucker, we know conservative voices
are being silenced.

830
00:43:57,104 --> 00:43:58,271
Twice actually.

831
00:43:58,354 --> 00:44:01,604
Like I said last time, Tucker,
conservative voices are being silenced.

832
00:44:01,687 --> 00:44:03,021
That is exactly right.

833
00:44:03,104 --> 00:44:05,562
And I said it
in my New York Times bestseller,

834
00:44:05,646 --> 00:44:08,187
Conservative Voices Are Being Silenced.

835
00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:10,854
It's a point I have to make over and over

836
00:44:10,937 --> 00:44:15,604
because conservative voices
are being silenced.

837
00:44:15,687 --> 00:44:19,062
-In fact, you won't even use this footage.
-Actually, we will.

838
00:44:19,146 --> 00:44:21,271
Bob, we both know
that's not going to happen.

839
00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:23,812
-Yeah, my name is James.
-Whatever, Bob.

840
00:44:24,979 --> 00:44:27,229
[narrator] On the opposite side
of the political divide,

841
00:44:27,312 --> 00:44:30,146
the husk of Joe Biden
is encountering setbacks.

842
00:44:30,229 --> 00:44:33,271
He is the oldest presidential candidate
since records began,

843
00:44:33,354 --> 00:44:35,312
200 years after he was born,

844
00:44:35,396 --> 00:44:38,479
and questions are asked
about his longevity.

845
00:44:38,562 --> 00:44:40,521
[woman] Biden is clearly diminished.

846
00:44:40,604 --> 00:44:44,687
All men and women were created by the…
Go, you know the thing.

847
00:44:44,771 --> 00:44:46,521
He seemed kind of frail.

848
00:44:46,604 --> 00:44:48,062
Never mind the virus,

849
00:44:48,146 --> 00:44:51,896
there were times it looked like
a stiff breeze might be too much for him.

850
00:44:51,979 --> 00:44:56,479
So, he stayed in his basement,
running a virtual campaign.

851
00:44:56,562 --> 00:44:59,646
Which is like a real campaign
that never really happens.

852
00:44:59,729 --> 00:45:06,021
So, welcome, everybody,
to our first virtual happy hour.

853
00:45:06,604 --> 00:45:09,187
He might as well have been
in witness protection.

854
00:45:09,271 --> 00:45:13,104
But there came a time
he had to venture out.

855
00:45:13,187 --> 00:45:16,271
His team were clearly extremely cautious.

856
00:45:16,354 --> 00:45:19,604
Whenever he met the public,
they made him sit some distance away

857
00:45:19,687 --> 00:45:22,896
so he couldn't face further allegations
of inappropriate touching.

858
00:45:22,979 --> 00:45:24,812
And they prevented verbal gaffes

859
00:45:24,896 --> 00:45:27,521
by keeping him physically gagged
at all times.

860
00:45:28,104 --> 00:45:32,104
[narrator] Biden also hosts
COVID-safe drive-in rallies,

861
00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:34,771
attended by handfuls of enthusiastic cars,

862
00:45:34,854 --> 00:45:38,854
in which he channels the vibrant energy
of an old man yelling at traffic.

863
00:45:38,937 --> 00:45:41,354
And we should have no tolerance

864
00:45:41,437 --> 00:45:45,354
for extremist white supremacist groups
marching in our communities.

865
00:45:45,437 --> 00:45:51,896
[horns honking]

866
00:45:52,646 --> 00:45:56,729
[narrator] But his campaign gets a shot
in the arm as he picks his running mate.

867
00:45:56,812 --> 00:46:00,562
Now let me introduce to you,
for the first time,

868
00:46:00,646 --> 00:46:02,979
your next Vice President
of the United States,

869
00:46:03,062 --> 00:46:04,979
Kamala Harris.

870
00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:07,146
Kamala, the floor is yours.

871
00:46:07,229 --> 00:46:10,937
[narrator] At 55, Harris is less
than a quarter of Biden's age.

872
00:46:11,021 --> 00:46:12,521
She is the first African American

873
00:46:12,604 --> 00:46:15,729
and South Asian American
vice presidential candidate,

874
00:46:15,812 --> 00:46:17,896
and, therefore, alongside Donald Trump

875
00:46:17,979 --> 00:46:21,354
is the second person of color
on the 2020 ballot.

876
00:46:21,937 --> 00:46:23,396
We're all in this fight.

877
00:46:24,146 --> 00:46:28,479
You, me and Joe, together.

878
00:46:28,562 --> 00:46:32,104
Well, previously,
Biden and Harris hadn't got on.

879
00:46:32,187 --> 00:46:34,646
She'd clashed with Biden at the primaries.

880
00:46:34,729 --> 00:46:40,062
Do you agree today that you were wrong
to oppose busing in America?

881
00:46:40,146 --> 00:46:44,937
And last year said that she believed
the women who accused him of impropriety.

882
00:46:45,021 --> 00:46:47,062
Now, all that was forgiven.

883
00:46:47,146 --> 00:46:50,646
Although their relationship
did appear a little standoffish.

884
00:46:50,729 --> 00:46:53,062
And, of course, if they won,

885
00:46:53,146 --> 00:46:55,979
she'd be president
in the event of Biden's death.

886
00:46:56,062 --> 00:46:58,062
Assuming anyone noticed.

887
00:46:58,854 --> 00:47:01,354
[narrator] Biden's campaign
is reenergized,

888
00:47:01,437 --> 00:47:05,187
but the American story is about to take
an unexpected turn

889
00:47:05,271 --> 00:47:07,271
as the world looks on.

890
00:47:07,354 --> 00:47:11,104
[dog barking]

891
00:47:11,187 --> 00:47:13,687
[Nerrick] Having another lockdown
was really annoying

892
00:47:13,771 --> 00:47:18,646
because I'd watched literally
all of Netflix during the first lockdown.

893
00:47:18,729 --> 00:47:23,396
But then I got into this show called
America, which was amazing.

894
00:47:23,479 --> 00:47:26,521
Have you seen it?
It's on the news channel.

895
00:47:26,604 --> 00:47:28,812
It's totally mental.

896
00:47:28,896 --> 00:47:31,021
Just one twist after another.

897
00:47:31,104 --> 00:47:33,396
They had this sort
of election fight happening

898
00:47:33,479 --> 00:47:36,687
between a bloke who looked
like a ticket inspector on a ghost train

899
00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:41,271
and an inflatable orange maniac who
didn't seem to be dealing with the plague.

900
00:47:41,354 --> 00:47:43,271
We have so much testing,

901
00:47:43,354 --> 00:47:46,021
I don't think you need that kind
of testing or that much testing,

902
00:47:46,104 --> 00:47:50,271
but some people disagree with me
and some people agree with me.

903
00:47:50,354 --> 00:47:55,271
[Nerrick] Everybody hated everybody else,
and the whole country was on fire.

904
00:47:55,354 --> 00:47:58,812
Not just the forests
but the towns and cities.

905
00:47:59,771 --> 00:48:02,437
The only thing that wasn't on fire
was the fucking sea

906
00:48:02,521 --> 00:48:04,562
and that was probably thinking about it.

907
00:48:04,646 --> 00:48:06,604
As if all that wasn't enough,

908
00:48:06,687 --> 00:48:11,146
they dropped in an unexpected twist
involving a beloved character.

909
00:48:12,854 --> 00:48:14,687
This is a Fox News alert.

910
00:48:14,771 --> 00:48:18,021
US Supreme Court Justice
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

911
00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:20,437
has died at the age of 87.

912
00:48:20,521 --> 00:48:24,396
[narrator] Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
was a feminist icon and trailblazer

913
00:48:24,479 --> 00:48:26,771
who fought for abortion rights,

914
00:48:26,854 --> 00:48:31,479
gender equality, and a 600-mile
gas pipeline through indigenous land.

915
00:48:31,562 --> 00:48:35,562
RBG's dying wish was that she
wouldn't be replaced on the Supreme Court

916
00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:38,312
until the next president was sworn in.

917
00:48:38,396 --> 00:48:42,146
But that dying wish died with her.

918
00:48:42,229 --> 00:48:44,396
Breaking tonight, Fox News has confirmed

919
00:48:44,479 --> 00:48:47,562
President Trump will nominate
Amy Coney Barrett

920
00:48:47,646 --> 00:48:49,479
as the next Supreme Court Justice.

921
00:48:50,062 --> 00:48:52,729
[narrator] As Fox News made
bombastically clear,

922
00:48:52,812 --> 00:48:55,604
Trump selected Amy Coney Barrett,
a devout Catholic

923
00:48:55,687 --> 00:48:59,521
who claims a legal career is
"a means to an end of serving God."

924
00:49:00,479 --> 00:49:02,354
God was unavailable for comment.

925
00:49:02,854 --> 00:49:07,646
Amy Coney Barrett stands for everything
RBG was against, everything!

926
00:49:07,729 --> 00:49:09,812
She's so pro-life, I got a theory.

927
00:49:09,896 --> 00:49:13,396
She's secretly bankrolled
by the wire hanger industry.

928
00:49:13,979 --> 00:49:15,396
[narrator] September 26th,

929
00:49:15,479 --> 00:49:18,687
and The White House throws
a ceremony in the Rose Garden,

930
00:49:18,771 --> 00:49:21,271
announcing Coney Barrett's nomination.

931
00:49:21,354 --> 00:49:25,729
It is a roll call of the great and good
and soon to be infected.

932
00:49:26,229 --> 00:49:28,687
Most of the president's inner circle
was there,

933
00:49:28,771 --> 00:49:32,854
although the most significant attendee
was the novel coronavirus,

934
00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:35,271
silently mingling among the guests,

935
00:49:35,354 --> 00:49:38,354
particularly the ones
who didn't believe in it yet.

936
00:49:39,437 --> 00:49:40,937
[narrator] But in the following days,

937
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:43,229
the President is beset
by other distractions.

938
00:49:43,312 --> 00:49:46,146
The New York Times uncovers
his tax returns,

939
00:49:46,229 --> 00:49:50,271
revealing that, like all top businessmen,
he has made no money in years.

940
00:49:51,396 --> 00:49:56,604
September 29th, and the first presidential
debate makes for illuminating television.

941
00:49:56,687 --> 00:49:58,729
I'm Chris Wallace of Fox News,

942
00:49:58,812 --> 00:50:02,354
and I welcome you to the first
of the 2020 presidential debates.

943
00:50:03,104 --> 00:50:05,979
[Dr. Gravel] Trump comes out
just like regular Trump, grouchy,

944
00:50:06,062 --> 00:50:08,437
like something was eating him up
on the inside.

945
00:50:08,521 --> 00:50:10,604
Which of course we now know it was.

946
00:50:10,687 --> 00:50:13,312
While Biden's just trying to look alive.

947
00:50:13,396 --> 00:50:14,937
And then the debate started

948
00:50:15,021 --> 00:50:18,312
and straightaway it was
like a rap battle in a senior home.

949
00:50:18,396 --> 00:50:19,562
But worse.

950
00:50:19,646 --> 00:50:22,354
-[Biden] The question is…
-[Trump] The new Supreme Court Justice…

951
00:50:22,437 --> 00:50:25,396
-…the radical left.
-Will you shut up, man?

952
00:50:25,479 --> 00:50:27,354
I'd say it was a train wreck
and a shitshow,

953
00:50:27,437 --> 00:50:30,104
but that would be unfair
to trains and shit.

954
00:50:30,187 --> 00:50:31,604
Well, it's incredible, really.

955
00:50:31,687 --> 00:50:37,562
73 million Americans witnessing a debate
as intellectually stimulating

956
00:50:37,646 --> 00:50:41,646
as watching two pigeons fight
over a piece of bread in a car lot.

957
00:50:41,729 --> 00:50:44,021
[narrator] A key moment comes
when Trump is asked

958
00:50:44,104 --> 00:50:47,229
to condemn white supremacists
and fumbles the response.

959
00:50:47,312 --> 00:50:48,979
What do you wanna call them?

960
00:50:49,062 --> 00:50:52,271
-Who would you like me to condemn?
-[Biden] The Proud Boys.

961
00:50:52,354 --> 00:50:55,396
Proud Boys, stand back and stand by.

962
00:50:55,479 --> 00:50:57,937
He told those guys to stand by.

963
00:50:58,479 --> 00:51:00,271
That's not disavowing.

964
00:51:00,771 --> 00:51:03,062
That's pumping a fucking shotgun.

965
00:51:03,687 --> 00:51:06,437
[narrator] Following the debate,
the only positive news for Trump

966
00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:08,479
is his coronavirus test result,

967
00:51:08,562 --> 00:51:11,521
which prompts negative blanket coverage.

968
00:51:11,604 --> 00:51:13,521
[announcer] It starts with breaking news…

969
00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:18,271
Breaking news, President Trump
has tested positive for coronavirus.

970
00:51:18,354 --> 00:51:21,687
[Brian Williams] It is extraordinary
on many different levels.

971
00:51:21,771 --> 00:51:23,812
No one saw that coming.

972
00:51:23,896 --> 00:51:25,354
Oh, let me rephrase that.

973
00:51:26,271 --> 00:51:28,812
Everyone saw that coming.

974
00:51:28,896 --> 00:51:31,187
We just didn't believe
it'd actually happen.

975
00:51:31,271 --> 00:51:34,521
Well then, of course, the people
surrounding him all start falling ill.

976
00:51:34,604 --> 00:51:38,062
Even Melania, who'd been
socially distancing from him

977
00:51:38,146 --> 00:51:40,146
for the past four years.

978
00:51:40,229 --> 00:51:42,771
[director] The President didn't exactly
take precautions, did he?

979
00:51:42,854 --> 00:51:45,437
Sorry, are you saying this was his fault?

980
00:51:45,521 --> 00:51:47,354
[director] Well, he rarely wore a mask.

981
00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:49,062
Didn't wear a mask?

982
00:51:49,146 --> 00:51:53,312
Are you saying because of the way
he was dressed he was asking for it?

983
00:51:53,396 --> 00:51:57,979
Because that, my friend, is victim blaming
and you should hang your head in shame.

984
00:51:58,062 --> 00:52:01,771
[narrator] As an overweight
74-year-old male, Trump is at low risk

985
00:52:01,854 --> 00:52:05,104
of appearing on the cover
of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit issue.

986
00:52:05,187 --> 00:52:07,229
but at high-risk from coronavirus.

987
00:52:07,312 --> 00:52:08,812
As his condition worsens,

988
00:52:08,896 --> 00:52:10,896
he's transported to Walter Reed Hospital

989
00:52:10,979 --> 00:52:13,062
and the world holds its breath.

990
00:52:13,729 --> 00:52:17,979
It was actually a moment
of national unity.

991
00:52:18,729 --> 00:52:22,771
Whatever their political alliance,
everyone in America was praying that day.

992
00:52:22,854 --> 00:52:24,354
For different outcomes.

993
00:52:24,437 --> 00:52:27,437
[Nerrick] So, the President
is in a military hospital

994
00:52:27,521 --> 00:52:31,312
getting injected
with an experimental antibody treatment.

995
00:52:31,396 --> 00:52:35,146
By now, I'm thinking
this storyline's far-fetched,

996
00:52:35,229 --> 00:52:38,646
but I'm well into this,
I'm bingeing the shit out of it.

997
00:52:38,729 --> 00:52:41,646
[narrator] Well-wishers outside
the hospital show their support

998
00:52:41,729 --> 00:52:45,396
and are rewarded when the President
commandeers a Secret Service vehicle

999
00:52:45,479 --> 00:52:48,104
to perform the most dangerous drive-by

1000
00:52:48,187 --> 00:52:50,562
since the final moments of Tupac Shakur.

1001
00:52:50,646 --> 00:52:53,854
Then there was this mental bit
where he flew back to the White House

1002
00:52:53,937 --> 00:52:55,979
and stood on the balcony
and took his mask off

1003
00:52:56,062 --> 00:53:00,396
so we'd know it was actually him
and not a beautiful woman in disguise.

1004
00:53:00,479 --> 00:53:03,646
Then he proved
both his thumbs still worked.

1005
00:53:03,729 --> 00:53:05,229
Thank God.

1006
00:53:05,312 --> 00:53:07,479
And he saluted a helicopter,

1007
00:53:07,562 --> 00:53:10,187
which couldn't see him
because it was flying away.

1008
00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:13,396
The production values
were through the roof.

1009
00:53:13,479 --> 00:53:16,562
It looked like the final shot
in the season finale of America.

1010
00:53:16,646 --> 00:53:20,354
So, I was quite surprised
when the country kept going after that.

1011
00:53:20,854 --> 00:53:22,437
[Foss] It was quite remarkable really,

1012
00:53:22,521 --> 00:53:25,604
one of the most iconic moments in history
that any of us will live through,

1013
00:53:25,687 --> 00:53:28,937
but also deeply profoundly stupid.

1014
00:53:29,021 --> 00:53:32,812
The history books covering this period
will have to be written in crayon.

1015
00:53:33,521 --> 00:53:34,896
By a dog.

1016
00:53:34,979 --> 00:53:37,604
I stood out front, I led.

1017
00:53:37,687 --> 00:53:41,687
Nobody that's a leader
would not do what I did.

1018
00:53:41,771 --> 00:53:45,271
And I know there's a risk,
there's a danger, but that's OK.

1019
00:53:45,354 --> 00:53:48,479
And now I'm better and maybe I'm immune,
I don't know.

1020
00:53:48,562 --> 00:53:49,854
[narrator] Despite his ordeal,

1021
00:53:49,937 --> 00:53:52,646
Trump seems to have gained little sympathy
from the US public

1022
00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:54,979
and is cratering in the polls.

1023
00:53:55,062 --> 00:53:59,062
Right about now, it looked like Trump
needed some kind of October surprise

1024
00:53:59,146 --> 00:54:01,354
to wipe the smile off Biden's skull.

1025
00:54:01,437 --> 00:54:02,979
[narrator] In a bombshell report,

1026
00:54:03,062 --> 00:54:07,687
Hunter Biden is accused of introducing
his father to a Ukrainian businessman.

1027
00:54:07,771 --> 00:54:09,479
[director] You said Ukraine didn't exist.

1028
00:54:09,562 --> 00:54:10,562
That's not relevant.

1029
00:54:10,646 --> 00:54:14,187
What is relevant is the total silence
from the mainstream media.

1030
00:54:14,271 --> 00:54:16,729
No one was asking
about Hunter Biden anywhere.

1031
00:54:16,812 --> 00:54:18,187
It's like I said on Joe Rogan.

1032
00:54:18,271 --> 00:54:19,771
What about Hunter Biden?

1033
00:54:19,854 --> 00:54:21,229
And on Tucker Carlson…

1034
00:54:21,312 --> 00:54:22,479
What about Hunter Biden?

1035
00:54:22,562 --> 00:54:23,521
More than once.

1036
00:54:23,604 --> 00:54:24,896
What about Hunter Biden?

1037
00:54:24,979 --> 00:54:27,146
Let's hope that evidence
arrives in the mail.

1038
00:54:27,229 --> 00:54:28,437
That is exactly right.

1039
00:54:28,521 --> 00:54:32,479
And I said it in my New York Times
bestseller, What About Hunter Biden?

1040
00:54:33,562 --> 00:54:36,604
-[director] What about Hunter Biden?
-You don't even want to ask about it!

1041
00:54:37,104 --> 00:54:41,229
[narrator] As the crucial day nears,
other factors make 2020's election

1042
00:54:41,312 --> 00:54:44,062
as unpredictable
as an ape with a hockey stick.

1043
00:54:44,146 --> 00:54:47,437
The pandemic forces states
to introduce widespread postal voting,

1044
00:54:47,521 --> 00:54:51,604
dragging the US electoral system
into the 19th century.

1045
00:54:52,812 --> 00:54:55,562
[Bracket] Trump supporters were gonna vote
in person on election day

1046
00:54:55,646 --> 00:54:57,854
because they weren't afraid of the virus.

1047
00:54:58,646 --> 00:54:59,979
Or fascism.

1048
00:55:00,062 --> 00:55:03,729
Covid-cautious Democrats
were more likely to vote by post

1049
00:55:03,812 --> 00:55:06,646
from the comfort
of their liberal elitist homes,

1050
00:55:06,729 --> 00:55:10,562
wearing a mask and swabbing the pencil
down with bleach when they'd finished.

1051
00:55:10,646 --> 00:55:13,854
[narrator] Advance in-person voting
also explodes.

1052
00:55:13,937 --> 00:55:17,812
Lines stretch for miles as Americans
wait for a go on their democracy.

1053
00:55:17,896 --> 00:55:23,021
[Flowers] It was so inspiring to see
so many Americans voting. Um…

1054
00:55:23,104 --> 00:55:26,437
Yeah, and there was a pretty big, uh…

1055
00:55:26,521 --> 00:55:30,687
Black vote too, which I think is so great!

1056
00:55:30,771 --> 00:55:33,937
And I mean, obviously,
I have no problem with that

1057
00:55:34,021 --> 00:55:36,729
as long as everyone has proper ID
with a current street address

1058
00:55:36,812 --> 00:55:38,521
and they keep their hands in the air.
Yeah!

1059
00:55:41,979 --> 00:55:44,562
[male reporter] Good morning, America.
Election day 2020.

1060
00:55:44,646 --> 00:55:46,687
[narrator] The big day arrives,

1061
00:55:46,771 --> 00:55:49,771
and as the media frantically promotes
the last election in human history,

1062
00:55:49,854 --> 00:55:53,687
early fears of violent clashes
at polling stations melt away

1063
00:55:53,771 --> 00:55:58,104
in the face of familiar tedious scenes
of long lines and paperwork.

1064
00:55:59,312 --> 00:56:02,896
[male presenter] From MSNBC,
Decision 2020.

1065
00:56:02,979 --> 00:56:05,729
[Nerrick] That was when the whole program
suddenly turned

1066
00:56:05,812 --> 00:56:08,687
into a really complicated
game show format.

1067
00:56:08,771 --> 00:56:10,437
Sort of based on an election.

1068
00:56:10,521 --> 00:56:13,229
Basically, they had this map of America

1069
00:56:13,312 --> 00:56:15,896
that's blue around the edges
and red in the middle.

1070
00:56:15,979 --> 00:56:17,437
And to win the election,

1071
00:56:17,521 --> 00:56:20,729
the players have to flip the states
over one by one

1072
00:56:20,812 --> 00:56:23,104
to see if they're a different color
on the other side.

1073
00:56:23,187 --> 00:56:27,146
Election night doesn't begin until we flip
a red state blue or a blue state red.

1074
00:56:27,229 --> 00:56:28,812
They're worth different amounts.

1075
00:56:28,896 --> 00:56:32,021
Like, Florida is worth 29 points

1076
00:56:32,104 --> 00:56:35,521
even though it's got fewer letters
in its name than Tennessee.

1077
00:56:35,604 --> 00:56:39,979
It was so confusing, they kept
explaining the rules over and over.

1078
00:56:40,062 --> 00:56:43,562
If he does not pull off a Hail Mary pass
and win Wisconsin,

1079
00:56:43,646 --> 00:56:46,937
win Michigan or flip any
of those Hilary Clinton states,

1080
00:56:47,021 --> 00:56:50,021
then he's gotta go five for five
in these states.

1081
00:56:50,104 --> 00:56:53,729
The whole broadcast
was literally days long

1082
00:56:53,812 --> 00:56:57,229
and they never seemed to get
to the fun bit where contestants buzz in.

1083
00:56:57,896 --> 00:57:00,271
It's the most boring game show ever.

1084
00:57:01,396 --> 00:57:04,521
No wonder they only broadcast it
once every four years.

1085
00:57:05,354 --> 00:57:08,271
[narrator] As election night ends
without an official victor,

1086
00:57:08,354 --> 00:57:11,062
all eyes turn to the crucial state
of Pennsylvania,

1087
00:57:11,146 --> 00:57:13,646
where Trump has been on a winning streak.

1088
00:57:13,729 --> 00:57:16,729
Until officials stubbornly insist
on counting Biden's votes too.

1089
00:57:17,479 --> 00:57:18,937
Trump calls foul.

1090
00:57:19,021 --> 00:57:22,104
On live television, he attempts to beat
Nixon's world record

1091
00:57:22,187 --> 00:57:23,979
for Presidential bullshit.

1092
00:57:24,729 --> 00:57:27,646
We were getting ready
to win this election.

1093
00:57:27,729 --> 00:57:30,312
Frankly, we did win this election.

1094
00:57:30,396 --> 00:57:31,812
We did win this election.

1095
00:57:31,896 --> 00:57:33,437
[cheering]

1096
00:57:33,521 --> 00:57:35,396
[narrator] The President demands an end

1097
00:57:35,479 --> 00:57:38,437
to democracy and so do some
of his followers.

1098
00:57:39,229 --> 00:57:40,229
Stop the count!

1099
00:57:40,312 --> 00:57:43,604
There appeared to be swathes
of Trump supporters protesting.

1100
00:57:43,687 --> 00:57:47,104
But we don't know how many because
they refused to let anyone count them.

1101
00:57:47,187 --> 00:57:50,062
Stop the count! Stop the count!

1102
00:57:50,146 --> 00:57:52,146
[narrator] With the counting lasting days,

1103
00:57:52,229 --> 00:57:54,937
the networks are reluctant
to make an official call.

1104
00:57:55,021 --> 00:57:58,354
National fingernail supplies
are chewed dangerously low.

1105
00:57:59,354 --> 00:58:02,146
This election was a done deal
on night one.

1106
00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:05,854
But it didn't feel like it because
of the way the count was happening.

1107
00:58:05,937 --> 00:58:10,271
Pennsylvania and Georgia
were counting mail-in ballots last,

1108
00:58:10,354 --> 00:58:12,854
even though those had been
the first to arrive.

1109
00:58:13,437 --> 00:58:17,187
So, the narrative that Biden
was slowly inching to the finish line

1110
00:58:17,271 --> 00:58:20,271
was really just a story
being told backwards.

1111
00:58:20,354 --> 00:58:22,021
When you watch Jaws backwards,

1112
00:58:22,104 --> 00:58:25,437
it's the story of a shark that spits
panicking white people into the sea.

1113
00:58:25,521 --> 00:58:27,146
Different movie.

1114
00:58:27,229 --> 00:58:31,229
[narrator] Finally, as Trump's
hunchbacked lab assistant Rudy Giuliani

1115
00:58:31,312 --> 00:58:33,896
addresses the media
from the prestigious car lot

1116
00:58:33,979 --> 00:58:35,812
of Four Seasons Total Landscaping,

1117
00:58:36,479 --> 00:58:38,312
a call is made.

1118
00:58:38,396 --> 00:58:39,937
Who was it called by?

1119
00:58:40,771 --> 00:58:44,437
Oh… Oh, my goodness! All the networks!

1120
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:45,937
Wow!

1121
00:58:47,021 --> 00:58:48,521
All the networks!

1122
00:58:51,646 --> 00:58:54,729
CNN projects Joseph R. Biden Junior

1123
00:58:54,812 --> 00:58:58,271
is elected the 46th President
of the United States.

1124
00:58:58,354 --> 00:59:01,521
I'll never forget where I was
when I heard Biden had won.

1125
00:59:01,604 --> 00:59:04,354
Staring at the news
on a Saturday afternoon

1126
00:59:04,437 --> 00:59:06,521
or maybe a Sunday night.

1127
00:59:06,604 --> 00:59:08,646
I don't know. The whole week's a blur.

1128
00:59:08,729 --> 00:59:11,229
But, oh God, the sheer sense of relief

1129
00:59:11,312 --> 00:59:14,146
was like finally taking a dump
after a long flight.

1130
00:59:14,229 --> 00:59:19,854
And I mean that in every sense
because I actually had tears in my eyes.

1131
00:59:19,937 --> 00:59:21,271
[narrator] In major cities,

1132
00:59:21,354 --> 00:59:23,896
libtards and snowflakes mince
into the streets

1133
00:59:23,979 --> 00:59:25,896
to celebrate Biden's victory

1134
00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:29,604
with an outpouring of hope, joy,
and coronaviral droplets.

1135
00:59:29,687 --> 00:59:34,521
Well, the last time I witnessed
a celebration on that scale was in 1983

1136
00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:37,937
on the forest moon of Endor,
when the Empire was defeated.

1137
00:59:38,771 --> 00:59:41,729
[director] Yeah,
that's Return of the Jedi. It's a movie.

1138
00:59:42,312 --> 00:59:43,854
A Star Wars, you know.

1139
00:59:44,687 --> 00:59:47,604
Well, excuse me, but I was there.

1140
00:59:47,687 --> 00:59:51,854
I was there.
Me, and those dear little bear people.

1141
00:59:51,937 --> 00:59:53,479
And we had a lovely time.

1142
00:59:55,562 --> 01:00:00,146
[narrator] As night falls,
President-Elect and keen jogger Joe Biden

1143
01:00:00,229 --> 01:00:01,646
delivers a victory speech.

1144
01:00:01,729 --> 01:00:05,104
After four years of Trump's
inflammatory half sentences,

1145
01:00:05,187 --> 01:00:09,479
progressives draw comfort from Biden's
dull but coherent message of hope.

1146
01:00:10,062 --> 01:00:12,271
I pledge to be a President

1147
01:00:12,354 --> 01:00:15,896
who seeks not to divide but unify.

1148
01:00:17,104 --> 01:00:19,229
[Bracket] Biden's message
was that Americans have

1149
01:00:19,312 --> 01:00:21,604
more that unites us than divides us.

1150
01:00:21,687 --> 01:00:25,021
Even though we were still counting
millions of pieces of paper

1151
01:00:25,104 --> 01:00:27,479
that proved we're completely different.

1152
01:00:27,562 --> 01:00:31,062
And we couldn't even agree
on the outcome of that.

1153
01:00:32,521 --> 01:00:36,521
[Foss] Well, traditionally by now,
the loser would congratulate the victor,

1154
01:00:36,604 --> 01:00:39,479
but Mr. Trump doesn't know
the meaning of the word "concede,"

1155
01:00:39,562 --> 01:00:41,812
and he was furious when they told him.

1156
01:00:41,896 --> 01:00:45,146
[narrator] The President is not alone
in besmirching and be-shitting the result.

1157
01:00:45,229 --> 01:00:47,187
Having just been re-elected to the Senate,

1158
01:00:47,271 --> 01:00:51,687
leading Republicans insist the election
that put them there was rigged.

1159
01:00:51,771 --> 01:00:54,271
There is a lot of shenanigans
going on here.

1160
01:00:54,354 --> 01:00:57,396
If I were President Trump,
I would take all this to court,

1161
01:00:57,479 --> 01:00:58,812
I'd fight back.

1162
01:00:58,896 --> 01:01:02,854
Stop the steal! Stop the steal!
Stop the steal!

1163
01:01:02,937 --> 01:01:04,937
[Flowers] My God.
There were so many discrepancies.

1164
01:01:05,021 --> 01:01:07,354
I mean, listen, according to the records

1165
01:01:07,437 --> 01:01:09,521
there were dead people
who voted for Biden,

1166
01:01:09,604 --> 01:01:12,354
which is impossible
because ghosts cannot hold pencils.

1167
01:01:12,437 --> 01:01:14,729
They said there were
more mail ballots than ever.

1168
01:01:14,812 --> 01:01:17,354
What about female ballots?

1169
01:01:17,437 --> 01:01:21,229
The voting machines in Michigan
were controlled by Hunter Biden's laptop.

1170
01:01:21,312 --> 01:01:22,812
Georgia's not even a real state.

1171
01:01:22,896 --> 01:01:25,854
There's no record of it existing
before November.

1172
01:01:25,937 --> 01:01:29,521
Jet fuel does not burn that hot.
That was a controlled demolition.

1173
01:01:29,604 --> 01:01:32,104
Trump not winning
is a statistical impossibility

1174
01:01:32,187 --> 01:01:34,646
like snow in winter
or a duck that can't talk.

1175
01:01:34,729 --> 01:01:37,062
The lack of evidence proves
there's been a cover-up!

1176
01:01:37,146 --> 01:01:40,104
And the whole election
never even happened.

1177
01:01:40,187 --> 01:01:44,896
CNN made it look like it did
using Deep State CGI.

1178
01:01:46,687 --> 01:01:47,979
It's all a lie.

1179
01:01:49,937 --> 01:01:54,521
And, um… if that's what democracy
looks like, then count me out.

1180
01:01:54,604 --> 01:01:59,646
Actually, don't count me at all
because that would be democracy again.

1181
01:01:59,729 --> 01:02:02,479
And I want no part of it.

1182
01:02:02,562 --> 01:02:05,896
This election is not over, far from it.

1183
01:02:05,979 --> 01:02:08,854
[narrator] In a blizzard of headlines,
Trump launches court challenges

1184
01:02:08,937 --> 01:02:12,937
under the guidance of the legal world's
village idiot, Rudy Giuliani,

1185
01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:15,646
whose efforts prove so hapless
his hair starts crying.

1186
01:02:15,729 --> 01:02:19,104
…and the mail-in ballot process,
in order to cheat.

1187
01:02:19,187 --> 01:02:21,021
[narrator] But the efforts
come to nothing.

1188
01:02:21,521 --> 01:02:25,896
[Dr. Gravel] The one good thing
about Trump refusing to concede

1189
01:02:25,979 --> 01:02:29,729
was that we got to watch him lose
over and over.

1190
01:02:30,354 --> 01:02:32,271
All those doomed legal efforts?

1191
01:02:32,354 --> 01:02:36,271
It was like watching a man
fall from a skyscraper

1192
01:02:36,354 --> 01:02:40,146
trying to sue the sidewalk
out of existence before he hit the ground.

1193
01:02:40,229 --> 01:02:43,729
[Grace] The media will deny this,
but Trump did not lose the election.

1194
01:02:43,812 --> 01:02:45,479
[director] Have you got any proof of that?

1195
01:02:45,562 --> 01:02:48,437
He won the popular vote
by a margin of literally millions.

1196
01:02:48,521 --> 01:02:51,396
What more evidence do you need?
He won fair and square.

1197
01:02:51,479 --> 01:02:54,396
Right, so you're claiming Trump
won the popular vote?

1198
01:02:54,479 --> 01:02:58,604
No, Biden did. President-Elect Biden.
The victor. [chuckles]

1199
01:02:58,687 --> 01:03:00,437
[director] Right. Don't you support Trump?

1200
01:03:00,521 --> 01:03:02,479
I have never supported Trump.

1201
01:03:02,562 --> 01:03:03,771
Check your tape, Bob.

1202
01:03:04,437 --> 01:03:06,937
[director] It's James,
and you were part of Trump's campaign.

1203
01:03:07,021 --> 01:03:08,187
Who's Trump?

1204
01:03:08,687 --> 01:03:10,937
[narrator] Trump himself
may have been voted out,

1205
01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:13,146
but the movement behind him persists.

1206
01:03:13,229 --> 01:03:17,812
America remains trapped
in a loveless marriage with itself.

1207
01:03:17,896 --> 01:03:19,854
[Bracket] It is astounding

1208
01:03:19,937 --> 01:03:24,229
that despite everything he did
over the past four years,

1209
01:03:24,312 --> 01:03:28,396
over 70 million Americans
were absolutely rooting for Trump.

1210
01:03:28,479 --> 01:03:32,396
We will never give in, we will never
give up, and we will never back down.

1211
01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:35,104
We will never ever surrender.

1212
01:03:35,187 --> 01:03:36,729
[cheering]

1213
01:03:36,812 --> 01:03:38,521
[Bracket] It's either terrifying

1214
01:03:39,271 --> 01:03:42,062
or the most inspiring love story
of our age.

1215
01:03:44,479 --> 01:03:47,771
[Foss] People think of democracy
as permanent and unchanging.

1216
01:03:48,354 --> 01:03:51,937
In truth, it's something
you must perpetually nurture,

1217
01:03:52,021 --> 01:03:54,396
like a woman or a professional grudge.

1218
01:03:55,437 --> 01:03:58,187
American democracy has survived
this challenge.

1219
01:03:58,271 --> 01:04:03,021
But what will happen in a few years' time
when the next Trump comes along?

1220
01:04:03,104 --> 01:04:06,854
Perhaps a younger, more cunning,
more ruthless Trump.

1221
01:04:06,937 --> 01:04:10,896
With faster reflexes
and a titanium exoskeleton.

1222
01:04:10,979 --> 01:04:12,812
Venom sacs on his neck.

1223
01:04:12,896 --> 01:04:15,229
Maybe some kind of fearsome onyx claw.

1224
01:04:15,312 --> 01:04:16,729
What happens then?

1225
01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:20,521
[Goolies] The thing is
once Trump finally leaves,

1226
01:04:20,604 --> 01:04:24,521
America will be back to being
totally non-racist, overnight.

1227
01:04:24,604 --> 01:04:29,104
And we can just chill about that whole
institutional, you know… whatever deal.

1228
01:04:29,979 --> 01:04:32,354
I shall be sad to see Mr. Trump go

1229
01:04:32,437 --> 01:04:36,104
because he brought
such quiet dignity to his role.

1230
01:04:36,896 --> 01:04:38,604
But that said,

1231
01:04:38,687 --> 01:04:40,896
I do look forward to welcoming Mr. Biden

1232
01:04:40,979 --> 01:04:43,687
to Buckingham Palace
at the earliest opportunity.

1233
01:04:44,187 --> 01:04:45,687
Indeed we have met before,

1234
01:04:45,771 --> 01:04:48,521
at my coronation in 1953,

1235
01:04:48,604 --> 01:04:50,521
which he attended as an old man.

1236
01:04:50,604 --> 01:04:54,771
[narrator] As America begins a new chapter
and 2020 shudders to a close,

1237
01:04:54,854 --> 01:04:57,896
the global pandemic
is sadly still in full swing.

1238
01:04:57,979 --> 01:05:00,812
Yet even as it tightens its grip
once more,

1239
01:05:00,896 --> 01:05:03,437
glimmers of hope appear at last.

1240
01:05:04,437 --> 01:05:07,521
Good news at last on Covid-19,

1241
01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:10,312
a vaccine could be available by Christmas.

1242
01:05:11,271 --> 01:05:14,229
Well, this was
a historic scientific achievement,

1243
01:05:14,312 --> 01:05:16,771
on a par with the moon landings.

1244
01:05:16,854 --> 01:05:21,437
But more difficult because the coronavirus
is far smaller than the moon.

1245
01:05:21,521 --> 01:05:23,979
The vaccine breakthroughs are good news.

1246
01:05:24,062 --> 01:05:26,187
But there is still a lot of work to do.

1247
01:05:26,937 --> 01:05:28,562
Once approval has been met

1248
01:05:28,646 --> 01:05:30,729
and manufacture scaled up,

1249
01:05:30,812 --> 01:05:33,937
it must be distributed
at sub-zero temperatures,

1250
01:05:34,021 --> 01:05:38,729
and the slightest transport setback
could generate a huge amount of waste.

1251
01:05:39,562 --> 01:05:41,562
What is wrong with you people?

1252
01:05:42,062 --> 01:05:44,354
[narrator] Even with a miracle cure,

1253
01:05:44,437 --> 01:05:47,521
there's no guarantee
everyone will embrace the vaccine.

1254
01:05:47,604 --> 01:05:51,937
No 5G vaccine for me, thank you very much.
It's made in a laboratory.

1255
01:05:52,021 --> 01:05:55,479
And you shouldn't trust
anything that's not natural.

1256
01:05:55,562 --> 01:05:57,521
I read about it on Facebook.

1257
01:05:57,604 --> 01:06:00,229
[director] Well, Facebook isn't
exactly natural either.

1258
01:06:00,312 --> 01:06:03,979
Well, I don't inject Facebook
into my veins. Yeah. [laughs]

1259
01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:07,979
[director] But you're happy
to absorb it into your mind?

1260
01:06:10,229 --> 01:06:11,437
Get out of my house!

1261
01:06:11,521 --> 01:06:13,854
[narrator] Despite naysayers
and refuseniks,

1262
01:06:13,937 --> 01:06:16,562
vaccines offer a chance
of a more normal life

1263
01:06:16,646 --> 01:06:19,104
in 2021 and beyond.

1264
01:06:20,104 --> 01:06:23,146
It's exciting to think
we could have our lives back soon.

1265
01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:26,437
You know, we could go to the pub.

1266
01:06:27,479 --> 01:06:30,729
Maybe meet someone
and have a bit of a dance.

1267
01:06:31,812 --> 01:06:33,187
Bit of a fumble.

1268
01:06:34,104 --> 01:06:35,646
Move in together.

1269
01:06:37,771 --> 01:06:38,979
Drift apart.

1270
01:06:40,146 --> 01:06:42,979
Learn to hate the way
they pick their teeth.

1271
01:06:45,396 --> 01:06:46,979
The sound of their voice.

1272
01:06:48,479 --> 01:06:49,979
Wish you'd never met.

1273
01:06:51,104 --> 01:06:53,354
Like, seriously rue the day.

1274
01:06:58,187 --> 01:06:59,937
Is the vaccine compulsory?

1275
01:07:00,771 --> 01:07:03,896
[narrator] 2020 challenged humanity
on a scale like no other.

1276
01:07:03,979 --> 01:07:07,437
A year of tumult, upheaval, outrage,

1277
01:07:07,521 --> 01:07:10,479
insult, disaster, lava, and division.

1278
01:07:10,562 --> 01:07:13,521
It tested us, but maybe it taught us too.

1279
01:07:14,312 --> 01:07:16,354
[director] What did you learn in 2020?

1280
01:07:16,437 --> 01:07:17,604
What did I learn?

1281
01:07:18,187 --> 01:07:19,396
Huh.

1282
01:07:19,479 --> 01:07:23,812
Uh… how many steps there are
between my couch and the refrigerator.

1283
01:07:23,896 --> 01:07:27,771
I learned the complete genomic sequence
of the novel coronavirus.

1284
01:07:28,854 --> 01:07:30,271
And how to do the Floss.

1285
01:07:35,021 --> 01:07:37,354
I've learned a lot about myself.

1286
01:07:37,437 --> 01:07:41,646
That sometimes I'm too much
of a giving person.

1287
01:07:41,729 --> 01:07:47,479
And, um… Oh, I've also learned
how to correctly pronounce Sieg Heil!

1288
01:07:47,562 --> 01:07:52,729
Well, I would say, personally,
2020 was rather fun, looking back.

1289
01:07:52,812 --> 01:07:55,146
I got in touch
with some old university chums

1290
01:07:55,229 --> 01:07:58,521
and we have started
a Zoom barbershop quartet.

1291
01:07:59,729 --> 01:08:04,521
-Would you like to hear my Camptown Races?
-[director] Um… I… No. No.

1292
01:08:07,729 --> 01:08:11,062
-[director] That was so good. Thank you.
-Oh, thank you.

1293
01:08:11,146 --> 01:08:12,396
Great, awesome.

1294
01:08:12,479 --> 01:08:15,062
-Are we done, is that it?
-[director] It was brilliant. Thank you.

1295
01:08:15,146 --> 01:08:18,604
Listen, uh, it looks like we might
be doing one of these again next year

1296
01:08:18,687 --> 01:08:20,729
-for the end of 2021.
-Mm-hmm.

1297
01:08:20,812 --> 01:08:21,854
Mm-hmm.

1298
01:08:21,937 --> 01:08:23,729
-Right.
-Yeah.

1299
01:08:23,812 --> 01:08:26,854
[director] Is there any chance
you could read some advance responses now

1300
01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:31,104
so we can cut them into the edit later?
They're on that piece of paper.

1301
01:08:31,187 --> 01:08:32,354
Uh…

1302
01:08:32,437 --> 01:08:34,896
Yes. Yes, happy to oblige.

1303
01:08:36,104 --> 01:08:37,521
OK.

1304
01:08:37,604 --> 01:08:40,271
-Yeah, just this last page?
-[director] Yeah.

1305
01:08:40,354 --> 01:08:42,771
"But no one could have foreseen

1306
01:08:42,854 --> 01:08:45,146
what the vaccine would do to us

1307
01:08:45,229 --> 01:08:47,979
or how we'd use our new powers."

1308
01:08:49,021 --> 01:08:51,646
But no one could have foreseen
what the vaccine would do to us

1309
01:08:51,729 --> 01:08:53,812
or how we'd use our new powers.

1310
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:57,312
But no one could have foreseen
what the vaccine would do to us

1311
01:08:57,396 --> 01:08:59,271
or how we'd use our new powers.

1312
01:08:59,354 --> 01:09:02,854
And that, of course, is when
President Harris unveiled her real agenda.

1313
01:09:02,937 --> 01:09:06,979
And that was when President Harris
unveiled her real agenda.

1314
01:09:07,062 --> 01:09:11,521
And that was when President Harris
unveiled her real agenda.

1315
01:09:11,604 --> 01:09:17,146
Of course, in the end, the Trump News
Network came off air after just one month.

1316
01:09:17,229 --> 01:09:21,562
Of course, in the end, the Trump News
Network came off air after just a month.

1317
01:09:21,646 --> 01:09:24,896
I've gotta say he was the last
world leader you'd expect to see

1318
01:09:24,979 --> 01:09:29,562
pushing a hardboiled egg
up his own ass on Italian television.

1319
01:09:29,646 --> 01:09:32,354
Gotta say he was the last world leader
you'd expect to see

1320
01:09:32,437 --> 01:09:35,354
pushing a hardboiled egg
up his own ass on Italian television.

1321
01:09:35,437 --> 01:09:38,687
Gotta say he was the last world leader
you'd expect to see

1322
01:09:38,771 --> 01:09:42,521
pushing a hardboiled egg
up his own ass on Italian television.

1323
01:09:42,604 --> 01:09:45,979
But then, at the last moment,
we all woke up

1324
01:09:46,062 --> 01:09:48,062
and it had all been a horrible dream.

1325
01:09:48,146 --> 01:09:51,021
But then, at the last moment,
we all woke up

1326
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:54,521
and it had all been a horrible dream!

1327
01:09:54,604 --> 01:09:56,687
But then, at the last moment,
we all woke up

1328
01:09:56,771 --> 01:09:59,062
and it was all a horrible dream.

1329
01:09:59,146 --> 01:10:00,271
Oh, I wish.

1330
01:10:00,354 --> 01:10:03,021
Is that enough, will that do? Terrific.

1331
01:10:03,646 --> 01:10:04,937
Great, thank you.

1332
01:10:05,687 --> 01:10:06,687
OK.

1333
01:10:06,771 --> 01:10:09,021
Well, guys, it has been great.

1334
01:10:09,687 --> 01:10:11,187
Anyway, I have a train,

1335
01:10:11,937 --> 01:10:16,937
and prior to train I am going
to find myself a semi-louche bar

1336
01:10:17,021 --> 01:10:19,146
and a welcoming Negroni.

1337
01:10:20,062 --> 01:10:21,604
[Flowers] Um… is that enough?

1338
01:10:22,229 --> 01:10:26,312
OK, this was fun! I had fun.

1339
01:10:26,979 --> 01:10:28,437
Alright, we done here?

1340
01:10:28,521 --> 01:10:29,854
Mmm!

1341
01:10:29,937 --> 01:10:31,896
I'm done here, you? Huh?

1342
01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:34,104
You wanna have sex?

1343
01:10:35,271 --> 01:10:36,604
[director] Um…

1344
01:10:36,687 --> 01:10:40,521
Well… there's quite a strict social
distancing policy on this production…

1345
01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:41,771
Suit yourself, man.

1346
01:10:41,854 --> 01:10:43,062
[director] Uh…