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None of your business, don't be so nosy.

2
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None of your business, don't be so nosy.

3
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I can't believe I told Chad exactly what
he needed to do to make up with Julia.

4
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Now he looks like a hero
and I look ridiculous.

5
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Speaking of…

6
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What's going on with that outfit?

7
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Today's the most important game
of the season.

8
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Hugo Sánchez is wearing number four,

9
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so everything is about
the number four today!

10
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I woke up at four a.m.

11
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I showered in exactly four minutes,

12
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and I paid four dollars for this radio.

13
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It was actually only three-fifty,
but I didn't want to jinx it.

14
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You're gonna get in trouble!

15
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With who?

16
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No one even knows my name at work.

17
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Come on, you're exaggerating.

18
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Come on, you're exaggerating.

19
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"little boy tears"

20
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"little boy tears"

21
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I'll be back.
I've got to go call Father Ramón.

22
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Come on.

23
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Come on!

24
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Come on!

25
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"little boy tears"

26
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I could get used to this.

27
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I could get used to this.

28
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Shit.

29
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,397
This can't be.

30
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Broken shower.

31
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Major plumbing problem.

32
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But the TV still works?

33
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Yeah, gets all FOUR channels.

34
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Yeah, gets all FOUR channels.

35
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No thank you.

36
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Two 12 year old Lagavulin, please.

37
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Neat.

38
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Neat.

39
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No, thank you.

40
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But here you go.

41
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,602
But here you go.

42
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Máximo!

43
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You're just in time!

44
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Oh, man, I haven't been this excited since
Farrah Fawcett skinny-dipped in our pool!

45
00:14:57,189 --> 00:15:01,276
Oh, man, I haven't been this excited since
Farrah Fawcett skinny-dipped in our pool!

46
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:02,861
How did you know I was in here?!

47
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:04,571
Héctor tipped me off… for five bucks.

48
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,741
Okay, but be quiet!
I don't want to get in trouble.

49
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,627
Mónica? What are you doing here?

50
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:20,295
I'm here for the game I paid for!

51
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:28,762
Okay, let's do this.

52
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,014
I'm late for snack time.

53
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,519
Do I look like a joke to you?!

54
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,520
Actually, yes.

55
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Marriage is a lifetime commitment.

56
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,776
Máximo, will you love Becca…

57
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in sickness and in health?

58
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:46,613
Depends.

59
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What kind of disease?

60
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:48,699
And how contagious is it?

61
00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:50,033
Hey! Knock it off.

62
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,411
Earlier today I turned away a girl

63
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who wanted to marry a boy
just for his Atari.

64
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Come on, just marry us already.

65
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By the authority vested in me by the
municipality of Acapulco,

66
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By the authority vested in me by the
municipality of Acapulco,

67
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I pronounce you husband and wife.

68
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The court will now take
a five-minute Frutsi break.

69
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Let's go, Barcelona!
Kick Atletico's ass!

70
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I had no idea
you were such a soccer fan, Lupe!

71
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Why do you think
I was calling Father Ramón?

72
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To pray for the team?

73
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,007
No, he's my bookie.

74
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GOAL! ATLÉTICO SCORES!

75
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Will you fire me if I rub this in
your face for just one moment?

76
00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:00,521
Will you fire me if I rub this in
your face for just one moment?

77
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,776
Then suck it, Lupe! Suck this tangerine.

78
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What's up with Barcelona now?

79
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Not such a hot team, is it?

80
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How does it feel?

81
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In your face, Lupe! In your face!!!

82
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Everyone here will work
twice as hard for me for weeks

83
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because I let them have this moment.

84
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:57,744
I wasn't done praying.
I had two more saints to go!

85
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Mom, we've been inside the church all day.
It's time to have fun.

86
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Mom, we've been inside the church all day.
It's time to have fun.

87
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I was having fun… with Jesus.

88
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I had to ask him to protect Máximo's soul;

89
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I'm worried the resort is changing him.

90
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You're exaggerating.

91
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:15,220
How much can it change him
in such a short time?

92
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Hi, mom.

93
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Hi, Sara.

94
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:26,690
What's going on Mijo?

95
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,942
Why are you dressed like a gringo?

96
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,777
Becca's father loaned these to me.

97
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Sin City!

98
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:41,330
That's Las Vegas. New York is the
city that never sleeps.

99
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,247
Why don't they sleep?

100
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Because they're up all night, sinning.

101
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Máximo is my husband!

102
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Mama, don't worry, it's just pretend.

103
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Are you at least Catholic?

104
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,180
Are you at least Catholic?

105
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They don't believe in God.

106
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:03,685
I know what it means!

107
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Only two minutes left in sudden death…

108
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,989
Rodriguez kicks it to Hernandez.
Hernandez has an opening and…

109
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GOAL!!

110
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Victory for FC Barcelona!--

111
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:25,332
Madrid Athletic?
More like Madrid Pathetic!

112
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Suck on these mandarins!

113
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You suck it!

114
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:31,255
And you suck on these mandarins.

115
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Oh, well!

116
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Oh, well!

117
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But maybe one day!

118
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But maybe one day!

119
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Ah, I could get used to this.

120
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My thoughts, exactly.

121
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,743
My thoughts, exactly.

122
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No more dreaming, Memo.

123
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From now on - we start
turning our dreams into reality.

124
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:15,844
Oh, I bumped into Ximena, she mentioned
Julia and Chad came back early.

125
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:16,512
They did?

126
00:27:18,931 --> 00:27:21,016
Yeah, seems like
their trip didn't go as planned.

127
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I wonder what happened?

128
00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:27,439
Yeah…

129
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:30,234
I wonder.