1 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:06,715 You're listening to RedFM. 2 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,926 Just got word that there's a new romantic Punjabi comedy movie 3 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:12,387 being shot in Brampton. 4 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,013 The premise involves a Canadian-born boy 5 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,473 getting into a fake marriage 6 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:17,600 with a Punjab-born girl for citizenship. 7 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,021 It isn't Jasmeet, is it? 8 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,524 Lucky Gill, the film's director 9 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,654 Then it's a guarantee! This is going to be a hilarious film. 10 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:32,532 Get ready to have a laughing fit! 11 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,043 I don't care about the dowry anymore. 12 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,003 I'm bringing her back to Canada. 13 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,609 Oh! What's up, paaji? 14 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,697 Oy! Come here. 15 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,409 Man, these guys don't do any work. 16 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:22,952 Just wandering around all day. 17 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,663 Do you want to take a shot? 18 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:41,846 We've been working on rewrites all day. 19 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:44,557 Look, I've got these uncles inside writing. 20 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,829 Yes! You're right! Give me two minutes. 21 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:17,007 Okay okay, we've figured it out! 22 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,428 ...instead of marrying a girl named Preeti, 23 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,805 you're marrying a guy named Preet! 24 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,057 You get it? 25 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,858 We'll call it "Rainbow Card"! 26 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:38,111 Like a PR card! You know how their flags are all colourful? 27 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,635 Guys, guys, write down this great scene! 28 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,736 It'll get people in the Punjabi community 29 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,613 thinking about gay people, gay rights and all that. 30 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,782 This is our seva to them. 31 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,587 Paaji, you're going to become the biggest star. 32 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,339 Forget millions, we're gonna make billions! 33 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:43,218 Avatar, Titanic, they'll be left in the dust. 34 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,178 You're going to have the biggest directors chasing after you. 35 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,514 As if you're gonna call Lucky Gill anymore... 36 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,224 You're going to have white girls after you, 37 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,934 gays chasing after you. 38 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:27,012 Why don't you guys get a better sofa? It's killing my back. 39 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:30,390 Ma Ji, why don't you sleep comfortably downstairs? 40 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,725 We made a bed for you. 41 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:35,645 No, don't worry, I slept plenty on the plane. 42 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,565 Mama, Supinder is right. 43 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,942 She has made a nice room for you downstairs. 44 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,235 Plenty of space. 45 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,738 Don't worry, I'll just sleep on the floor in the TV room. 46 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,282 Who's going to watch TV late at night? 47 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,993 Plus, it'll be really good for my back. 48 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,246 Okay, you decide. 49 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,706 I'm going to work. 50 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,042 Call if you need anything. 51 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,671 Don't worry, I won't be in your way at all. 52 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,679 The tea looks a little weak, no? 53 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,429 Who am I to argue and give any creative input... 54 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,972 He's not my mom's sister's son. 55 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:54,154 My thanks you egg... 56 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,183 Everybody gather round, gather round. 57 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,873 He dropped everything he needed to do, 58 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,125 just to come here and be a part 59 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,043 of this tiny little film of mine. 60 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,046 I'm filled with happiness... 61 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,848 I have a wonderful feeling about this; 62 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,266 you've written such a great script. 63 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,767 I got so much enjoyment reading it, 64 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,228 as soon as I read the first two lines I was like "yes!" 65 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,896 My plane was on the way to Dubai, 66 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,941 we're 25 thousand square feet up, 67 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,527 and I said "No! We're not going to Dubai anymore. 68 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,030 Forget performing for those Sheikhs." 69 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,032 Then I told that pilot "make a u-turn." 70 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,325 "Bring me straight here." 71 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,659 So now I'm here in Toronto 72 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,786 to be a part of this amazing, culture changing movie. 73 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,331 I feel so proud and emotional 74 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,626 that this is going to be our own... 75 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,713 "Back Bone Mountain." 76 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,932 Shall we start off with a quick prayer. 77 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,517 My good friend, Avtar... 78 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,627 Just wait two minutes. 79 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:59,214 Can you just shut up for two minutes. Prayers are happening. 80 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:47,429 Mummy, do you watch Pakistani dramas? 81 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,304 Oh, forget it! 82 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,431 I don't watch that kind of garbage. 83 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,057 No, they're really exciting, trust me! 84 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,600 You need to try and watch it at least once. 85 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,228 That stuff is there to ruin the minds of people with free time. 86 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:59,441 Then when the family breaks up they ask what happened. 87 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,529 Hello? Hey sister! 88 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,780 How are you? 89 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,032 I'm fine. 90 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,617 I've arrived but the flight was very long. 91 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,079 I haven't even seen my grandchildren yet. 92 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,623 They're out busy building their lives. 93 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:19,336 Maanvi? God knows what she is up to. 94 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,671 She's out here getting pushed around in the streets. 95 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,924 Sometimes she goes to Asia, sometimes Europe. 96 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,260 No, no, her marriage got broken off. 97 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,220 It's such a shame. 98 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,557 And Jasmeet? It's not like he's married yet either. 99 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,101 No, he moved downtown. 100 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,853 I don't know why he doesn't live at home. 101 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,813 Their house looks pretty good to me! 102 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,649 Yes, everyone else is okay too. 103 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:46,488 You know, she hired someone to make roti for her 104 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,658 so she can have some free time to watch TV. 105 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,412 Oh, well, let's move on - what's it to us anyway? 106 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,854 No, no, you idiot. 107 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,450 God has given me such a brilliant mind. 108 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,130 He purposely wrote that scene just so he could kiss me! 109 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,132 Go get ready and get your makeup done! 110 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,383 Why are you standing here? 111 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:53,221 Okay, everyone on your marks, let's get going. 112 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,278 You should learn to laugh too. You're always serious. 113 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,489 Yeah, go ahead and set that there. 114 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,836 Bro, we're not making porn. 115 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,714 Where am I supposed to find a white woman 116 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,965 to tell you how to kiss? 117 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,602 Why are you always stressing me out man? 118 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,604 Making everything so complicated. 119 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,654 Bro, you're not actually gay. 120 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,617 Just relax. Somebody get him some water. 121 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,661 You drank coffee, right? Go brush your teeth! Go! 122 00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,330 Think about Sajan, he's such a big star! 123 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,875 And why are you standing here? Get to work! 124 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,250 Hurry up, man, I'm getting light on me. 125 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,169 Get ahead of me. Walk side by side. 126 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,921 Or I'll fire your ass. 127 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,934 What are you doing sitting in the tub? 128 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:03,977 What happened? 129 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,353 Please, you have to help me! 130 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,647 Mummy-ji is ruining the vibe of the whole house. 131 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,399 She doesn't like my cooking, 132 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,776 and she's taking over the whole living room. 133 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,404 She won't even let me watch my dramas. 134 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,615 Okay, I'll talk to her. 135 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,414 Here, let's get you out. 136 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,097 My wife is here and even my mother is here! 137 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,974 Any of your family here? 138 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,522 But, I'm nervous about doing this movie 139 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,857 considering our culture. 140 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,776 I would never let them come see this scene. 141 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,694 That's why I had them wait outside. 142 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,281 The disgrace they would experience if they saw... 143 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,949 a boy kissing another boy. 144 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,496 I mean we both know it's part of the job but... 145 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:10,001 Not everything needs to be shown. 146 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,390 The only thing it'll expose is their broken little hearts. 147 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:29,062 They tried watching Glee and even that didn't help. 148 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,316 Bro, one very important thing... 149 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,567 My India data pack is finished. 150 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,820 Can you give me the wi-fi password? 151 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,489 Enter it in, paaji. 152 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:35,754 The disgrace they would experience if they saw... 153 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,131 a boy kissing another boy. 154 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:43,720 You're going to be a big star, huge star! 155 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:03,782 Oh, he's your brother, man! Give your little brother a kiss! 156 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:19,839 Which penchod is interrupting my shoot?! 157 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:29,849 Umbrella! 158 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,559 We'll get you your goddamn umbrella! 159 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,770 Umbrella, umbrella... always umbrella. 160 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,091 Your five minutes aren't up yet? 161 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,676 Everyone else is back. 162 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,281 Are you serious? 163 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,491 Are you gonna work? 164 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,326 Go change your shirt! 165 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,203 Umbrella boy, get over there! 166 00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:18,708 and they keep messing up my shirts. 167 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,004 What's the point of saying sorry, 168 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,839 these guys aren't going to do anything different. 169 00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:26,633 Same thing over and over again, 170 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,468 copying 30 year old Hollywood movies. 171 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,304 They don't want to do anything different. 172 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:39,729 Kid... 173 00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:41,481 This is your job. 174 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,820 Everything your Sri Lankan friend said? 175 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,697 I think she was right. 176 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:52,033 You can't break out of the box this way. 177 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:54,619 You have to try something new, 178 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,997 and you can do that. 179 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,415 So why don't you? 180 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,964 For thirty years, 181 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:07,674 "Look at his clothes!" 182 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,509 "Look what he did to his hair! He looks silly!" 183 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,094 The day the culture goes away, 184 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,804 that's when you're gonna do something? 185 00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:13,972 My mentor used to say... 186 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:18,184 "Don't mind anyone else. Like a river, carve your own way." 187 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,694 Go show off your swag, playa! 188 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,112 Take this. 189 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,114 And one more thing... 190 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:06,191 Mama? 191 00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:08,485 Come, I can take you to your room downstairs 192 00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:10,236 so you can sleep peacefully. 193 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,989 You're trying to put me in the ground like Jogi? 194 00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:14,240 I'm fine right where I am. 195 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,203 You can take Maanvi's room upstairs if you like. 196 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:22,499 No peace in this house. 197 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:27,879 Here, upstairs, this first room on the left is yours. 198 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,514 Yes, Mama, the room on the left. 199 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:41,935 Yes, yes. 200 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:47,524 Mama, it's this one on the left! The one on the left! 201 00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:53,363 Mama, this is our bedroom! 202 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:16,780 Ah penchod, you're still not ready yet? 203 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:18,198 Bro, can you get him ready? 204 00:28:19,574 --> 00:28:21,117 Where'd he go off and die? 205 00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:27,123 Quit? After all these costs?! 206 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:50,689 Man, let's go. 207 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:53,566 Let's go link up with Quentin Tarantino. 208 00:28:56,403 --> 00:28:59,030 We gotta stop messing around with Desi's. 209 00:28:59,364 --> 00:29:01,658 Let's ride. 210 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,038 Do you act? 211 00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:11,334 Bro, trust me. This is going to be a huge film.