1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:03,003 (Dynamic music) 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,588 ♪ 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:15,098 (Text on screen) 4 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,100 (Dramatic instrumental music) 5 00:00:18,225 --> 00:00:21,312 ♪ 6 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,530 ♪ 7 00:00:31,655 --> 00:00:35,743 ♪ I need you baby ♪ 8 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:41,750 (city traffic humming) 9 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:50,759 (city traffic humming) 10 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,553 (sighing) 11 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:59,517 (city traffic humming) 12 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,604 ♪ 13 00:01:03,729 --> 00:01:05,647 ♪ Ah-ah ♪ 14 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,232 ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪ 15 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:09,402 ♪ Ooh ♪ 16 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:12,029 ♪ Ah-ah ♪ 17 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:16,492 ♪ Ooh-ah-ah ♪ 18 00:01:16,617 --> 00:01:18,411 ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪ 19 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:20,412 (phone chiming) 20 00:01:20,537 --> 00:01:23,415 (radio playing quietly) 21 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,917 Jaspreet, 22 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,375 this delivery robot is still stuck. 23 00:01:26,376 --> 00:01:28,629 Like I told you, it'll sort itself out. 24 00:01:28,754 --> 00:01:30,048 Modern technology, Mummy-ji. 25 00:01:32,466 --> 00:01:33,759 And now it says the battery's low. 26 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,718 Don't worry. It's solar-powered. 27 00:01:35,719 --> 00:01:38,180 That means the Sun is its battery. 28 00:01:38,305 --> 00:01:39,598 "Sun"? What Sun? 29 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,475 I don't know why I even need this. 30 00:01:43,352 --> 00:01:44,685 Don't involve me. 31 00:01:44,686 --> 00:01:46,688 Mummy-ji, just give it some time. 32 00:01:46,814 --> 00:01:48,441 They'll fix it. 33 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:49,774 Who is "they"? 34 00:01:49,775 --> 00:01:51,276 - The algorithm. - Al who? 35 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,780 Mummy ji, please, later. 36 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:58,826 (radio playing quietly) 37 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,665 (sighing) 38 00:02:07,751 --> 00:02:09,502 (phone chiming) 39 00:02:09,503 --> 00:02:10,920 Phone voice: At the lights, continue straight. 40 00:02:10,921 --> 00:02:13,174 Supinder: Go straight? I barely see. 41 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,424 Phone voice: Continue straight. 42 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:17,804 (car horn honking) 43 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,430 Phone voice: Take the freeway towards Mississauga. 44 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:22,098 (car horn honking) 45 00:02:22,099 --> 00:02:24,144 - (wipers flapping loudly) - (air rushing) 46 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,811 (phone chiming) 47 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:26,978 Phone voice: You are driving too slow. 48 00:02:26,979 --> 00:02:28,271 - (whimpering) - (car horn honking) 49 00:02:28,272 --> 00:02:29,857 Phone voice: You are slowing traffic. 50 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,191 - (car horn honking) - (tires squealing) 51 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:32,525 Phone voice: At the light, make a U-turn. 52 00:02:32,526 --> 00:02:33,693 - (car horn honking) - (tires squealing) 53 00:02:33,694 --> 00:02:34,819 Phone voice: Make a U-turn now. 54 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:37,281 (car horn honking) 55 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:38,907 - (tires squealing) - (screaming) 56 00:02:39,032 --> 00:02:42,078 (tires squealing) 57 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,580 Oh, my gosh. 58 00:02:44,705 --> 00:02:46,582 Yo, lady! Lady! 59 00:02:46,707 --> 00:02:48,584 What the fuck? 60 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,335 You didn't see me honking for you to pull over? 61 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:51,502 You have a flat tire! 62 00:02:51,503 --> 00:02:53,590 Holy shit! You wanna die? 63 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,299 This girl, man! 64 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,841 I'm tryin' to save your fuckin' life, yo! 65 00:02:56,842 --> 00:03:00,180 Sorry! My son-in-law left me alone! 66 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,638 Your son-in-law left you in the hood? 67 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,222 Yeah. 68 00:03:03,223 --> 00:03:04,558 That makes me sick to my stomach, fam. 69 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,313 (tires squealing) 70 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,318 "Invest," "money," "power." 71 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:17,863 These are all the words I use and you can use 'em too 72 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,741 if you follow Jaspreet Purewal's mini series. 73 00:03:20,866 --> 00:03:23,786 (phone ringing) 74 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,622 - Hello? - Supinder: Hello, Jaspreet! 75 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,460 Supinder: Can you please help? 76 00:03:32,461 --> 00:03:34,963 Ah, I'd love to come, but, I'm deep in my livestream. 77 00:03:35,088 --> 00:03:36,965 (laughing) Sorry, guys. 78 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:38,467 Can't reject a call from your mother-in-law. 79 00:03:38,592 --> 00:03:39,718 Family first. 80 00:03:39,843 --> 00:03:41,720 Jaspreet! 81 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,222 Jaspreet: Okay, I'm gonna give you CAA's number. 82 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,890 Tell them you're stuck on the side of the road, 83 00:03:45,015 --> 00:03:46,475 and someone will come help immediately. 84 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,852 (speaking Punjabi) 85 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,979 Now, where were we? 86 00:03:51,104 --> 00:03:52,522 (phone chiming) 87 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,900 (phone ringing) 88 00:03:55,901 --> 00:03:57,486 CAA Person: CAA roadside assistance. 89 00:03:57,611 --> 00:03:58,947 What's the CAA card number? 90 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,741 Oh, it's... it's 298384. 91 00:04:02,866 --> 00:04:04,993 CAA Person: Perfect. Are you Jaspreet Purewal? 92 00:04:05,118 --> 00:04:07,830 No, he's my son-in-law. He sent me this number. 93 00:04:07,955 --> 00:04:09,538 CAA Person: Oh, he's not with you? 94 00:04:09,539 --> 00:04:10,832 The cardholder must be at the vehicle 95 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,251 that needs responding to. 96 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,168 But my car has a flat tire! 97 00:04:14,169 --> 00:04:15,920 CAA Person: Sorry. Maybe try a tow truck company? 98 00:04:15,921 --> 00:04:17,257 - Good luck! - (sighing) 99 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,799 (phone disconnecting) 100 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,383 I got all the architectural drawings 101 00:04:20,384 --> 00:04:22,678 and the civil engineers, mechanical engineers-- 102 00:04:22,803 --> 00:04:25,597 - (phone ringing) - Sorry. 103 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,850 Sorry, y'all. No more distractions. 104 00:04:27,975 --> 00:04:29,268 Jaspreet's voicemail: Jaspreet Purewal here. 105 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,769 If you missed me, it's because-- 106 00:04:30,894 --> 00:04:32,562 (whispering) 107 00:04:34,564 --> 00:04:37,526 (whispering) 108 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:43,574 (sighing) 109 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,661 - (car horn honking) - Ah! 110 00:04:48,745 --> 00:04:50,622 (whispering) 111 00:04:50,747 --> 00:04:59,298 ♪ 112 00:04:59,423 --> 00:05:00,632 Oh, my god. 113 00:05:00,757 --> 00:05:05,596 ♪ 114 00:05:07,973 --> 00:05:17,899 ♪ 115 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:26,867 (sighing) 116 00:05:28,201 --> 00:05:30,245 - (metal clanging) - (sighing) 117 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:35,793 My hero. 118 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:42,632 (car door shutting) 119 00:05:45,052 --> 00:05:46,387 Challo. 120 00:05:49,723 --> 00:05:50,807 He's useless. 121 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,604 (laughing) 122 00:05:56,605 --> 00:05:58,064 (imitating Jaspreet) Mummy-ji, I can find you 123 00:05:58,065 --> 00:06:01,694 the best deal, but I can't find my salai. 124 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,695 - (both laughing) - Yeah, bro! 125 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,821 Property's on fire, bro. 126 00:06:05,822 --> 00:06:07,866 Real fire! 127 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,536 I tried to cook something besides the protein shake! 128 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,413 - (laughing) - Sala, joker. 129 00:06:17,084 --> 00:06:19,586 (breathing deeply) 130 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:46,863 (footsteps approaching quietly) 131 00:06:52,702 --> 00:06:54,454 (door opening) 132 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:03,422 (rattlesnake rattling) 133 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,591 (drumming) 134 00:07:06,716 --> 00:07:11,639 (rattlesnake rattling and drumming) 135 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,099 (rattlesnake rattling) 136 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,517 (elephant trumpeting) 137 00:07:15,642 --> 00:07:18,812 (drumming and cymbals crashing) 138 00:07:18,937 --> 00:07:28,156 ♪ 139 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,158 Jaspreet: Oh, hey! You're back. 140 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,951 Ooh, lovin' the hair. (laughing) 141 00:07:33,076 --> 00:07:35,538 Yeah, I'm on my way there now. 142 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,415 Yup, Jaspreet Homes all day. 143 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,668 I'm gonna go unpack. 144 00:07:49,843 --> 00:07:54,182 (suitcase clunking loudly) 145 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,516 (both breathing deeply) 146 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,649 (Maanvi sighing) 147 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,692 Maanu, I want to talk to you. 148 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,529 Okay, I know you guys are pissed I took the trip, 149 00:08:09,654 --> 00:08:10,780 but I-- 150 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,074 Come, sit. 151 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:24,169 I know you haven't been happy. 152 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,923 I know you know, and I know it doesn't matter to you. 153 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,548 - You made that clear. - (sighing) 154 00:08:28,673 --> 00:08:30,884 It does matter to me. 155 00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:33,596 But I should always do what's best for the family, right? 156 00:08:39,059 --> 00:08:40,852 But I don't just want to say 157 00:08:40,977 --> 00:08:43,898 the same things my mother said to me. 158 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:47,691 I always wished I would have done things differently, 159 00:08:47,692 --> 00:08:51,113 and stepped out on my own more, 160 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:55,658 but now I realize we haven't let you do the same thing. 161 00:08:55,659 --> 00:08:58,578 You were so much reliable, like me. 162 00:08:58,703 --> 00:09:01,916 We never thought we would have to worry about you. 163 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,708 I've tried to do everything right. 164 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,253 I promise. 165 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,587 I know you have. 166 00:09:07,712 --> 00:09:10,298 And you always have so much to carry with Jasmeet, 167 00:09:10,423 --> 00:09:13,051 I never wanna add any more. 168 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,096 Don't worry what I have to carry. 169 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,183 With time, my hands grow bigger. 170 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:30,278 And we will help you to do whatever you need to. 171 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,197 Even if it means being on your own. 172 00:09:34,322 --> 00:09:36,783 (laughing) 173 00:09:36,908 --> 00:09:41,788 (crying) 174 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:48,712 (crying) 175 00:10:04,102 --> 00:10:06,980 (sniffling) 176 00:10:08,106 --> 00:10:10,567 (birds chirping) 177 00:10:12,986 --> 00:10:17,866 (birds chirping) 178 00:10:22,203 --> 00:10:23,288 (sighing) 179 00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:28,293 (birds chirping) 180 00:10:28,418 --> 00:10:33,298 - (rain pattering) - (birds chirping) 181 00:10:33,423 --> 00:10:40,014 ♪ 182 00:10:41,097 --> 00:10:51,024 ♪ 183 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,403 ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 184 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:57,740 Rebecca: Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, he's... he's good. 185 00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,325 ♪ And neither do you ♪ 186 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:04,245 ♪ 187 00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:09,210 ♪ Confused smile and nod ♪ 188 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,878 Hey. 189 00:11:12,337 --> 00:11:14,715 Do you maybe wanna go for a walk? 190 00:11:16,424 --> 00:11:18,259 I mean, we could grab lunch. 191 00:11:18,385 --> 00:11:21,138 Chole bhature? Kinda in the mood. 192 00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:25,016 Plus, it might be nice to get outside. 193 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,143 ♪ 194 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,645 (Jasmeet sighing) 195 00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:35,235 (rain pattering) 196 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,456 Girl, you're back! 197 00:11:49,457 --> 00:11:51,043 And, what the fuck is on your head? 198 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:52,877 Do you like it? 199 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,753 The ladies at the resort said... 200 00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:55,839 (imitating Jamaican accent) They make me look 201 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,673 - like a true Jamaican! - I love it. 202 00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:59,969 I just hope that you never run for politics. 203 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,761 Can you believe I'm pulling it off? 204 00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:04,221 This might be my new thing... cornrows. 205 00:12:04,222 --> 00:12:07,268 Uh, well... let's keep trying different things. 206 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,976 You're right. 207 00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:10,145 - Maybe next, I try dreads. - (scoffing) 208 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,813 Would your husband allow it? 209 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:16,066 He's not gonna be my husband much longer. 210 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:18,360 - What? - I'm gonna end it with him. 211 00:12:18,361 --> 00:12:20,363 My parents know. They're gonna help me. 212 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:23,743 Your parents. As in Jasmeet's parents? 213 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,200 Crazy, right? 214 00:12:25,201 --> 00:12:28,705 I'm saved from a whole life of... 215 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,581 laundry. 216 00:12:30,582 --> 00:12:34,086 Uh... This is amazing. I'm so happy for you. 217 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,420 You're free! 218 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,340 Or, as they say in Jamaica... 219 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,090 - (clearing throat) - (strumming ukelele) 220 00:12:40,091 --> 00:12:41,217 (imitating Jamaican accent) "..bad gyal." 221 00:12:43,553 --> 00:12:45,053 Dude. (laughing) 222 00:12:45,054 --> 00:12:46,264 - Hold that. - (laughing) 223 00:12:46,389 --> 00:12:48,767 I can't forget this. 224 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,311 All right, just get that right there. 225 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,188 That's for me. Okay. 226 00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:55,731 - (musical ringtone ringing) - Uh... 227 00:12:55,732 --> 00:12:57,150 ♪ Bring glitchin' in the kitchen and with fire see me cookin' ♪ 228 00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:58,902 - ♪ Sweat drippin'-- ♪ - What's up, fool? 229 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,153 Forget how to tie your shoelaces? 230 00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:03,990 Yo, out of curiosity, you got an OnlyFans or some shit? 231 00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:05,908 Chippy: What? What are you talking about? 232 00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:07,451 Sunny: I'm seeing some raunchy-ass pic of you 233 00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:08,994 in a see-through sari 234 00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:11,247 one of my boys got in his group chat. 235 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,457 Fuck. 236 00:13:12,582 --> 00:13:14,082 Sunny: You got hacked? 237 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,918 No. Umair! 238 00:13:15,919 --> 00:13:18,254 That fucker leaked my photo?! I trusted him. 239 00:13:20,048 --> 00:13:22,176 This is not good for my anger. 240 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,301 God, how is a bitch not supposed to get mad 241 00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:26,554 when this is the bullshit that we have to deal with? 242 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:28,473 I just wanna-- (sighing) 243 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,558 I just wanna punch him in the fucking face! 244 00:13:30,683 --> 00:13:32,811 Sunny, I gotta go. 245 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,437 - Yo, don't do anything stup-- - (call disconnecting) 246 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,566 What the fuck are y'all standing around for 247 00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:41,903 when there's tires to be changed and shit to be transported!? 248 00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:44,365 Get the fuck outta here and go back to work! 249 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,865 And delete the fuckin' picture! 250 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:52,998 ♪ 251 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:56,168 (breathing raggedly) 252 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,086 Hey, fuck-face! 253 00:13:58,211 --> 00:13:59,462 Chippy. 254 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,965 What's with the bat? 255 00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:04,176 I stop answering your calls and texts, and you what, 256 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,927 fucking revenge-porn me? 257 00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:07,637 Or did your fingers slip, 258 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,845 like when you sent my picture to yourself? 259 00:14:08,846 --> 00:14:10,931 Look, if you wanna have a conversation, 260 00:14:10,932 --> 00:14:12,349 you gotta lower your voice and show me some respect. 261 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,768 This is my place of business. 262 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,186 I don't wanna have a conversation. 263 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,646 We're done! 264 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,480 So stop calling me. Stop texting me. 265 00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:20,023 Stop buying me shit I don't need, 266 00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:21,359 and stop fucking coming to my house. 267 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,028 - I know it's you. - Or what? 268 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,822 What are you gonna do? 269 00:14:26,322 --> 00:14:27,615 (laughing) 270 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:31,536 (song playing in Punjabi) 271 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,372 ♪ 272 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,291 Yo, what the fuck?! 273 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,585 That's for telling me what I can and can't wear. 274 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,043 You don't wanna do this Chippy. 275 00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:41,045 (smashing) 276 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,090 That's for telling me where I can and can't go. 277 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,424 (clapping) Oh, real... 278 00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:45,926 ...real fuckin' classy. 279 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,971 Don't. Don't. Don't! 280 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,389 - (smashing) - Guest: Oh, my god! 281 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,724 - (laughing) - Fuck's sake! 282 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,183 That's for leaking my photo to your fucking pervert friends. 283 00:14:55,184 --> 00:14:56,728 Fuck you. 284 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,022 You're just an angry, ugly, fat bitch 285 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,898 and no one's gonna want your ran-through ass anyways. 286 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,192 I am the best you've ever had. 287 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,861 I'm going. 288 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:11,367 The thing is, all you had to do was answer my calls 289 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,995 and show me some respect. 290 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,540 Clearly you still want me. 291 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,626 - No. - That's why you're back here. 292 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:23,047 Isn't it? Unless you're here to hurt me. 293 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,341 In that case, do it. 294 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,760 Do it. 295 00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:30,927 Sunny: How 'bout I do this, pussy? 296 00:15:30,928 --> 00:15:33,013 - (bottle smashing) - (groaning) 297 00:15:33,014 --> 00:15:34,556 Sunny: Fuckin' big man sending pics to all your boys! 298 00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:36,309 Lay your hands on a woman! The fuck's wrong with you? 299 00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:37,936 - Umair: Get off! - I'll fucking kill you. 300 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,936 - You piece of shit! - (flesh thudding) 301 00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:41,229 - Sunny, get off him! - Fuck you! 302 00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:42,482 Get off! 303 00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:43,899 - Stop it! - (grunting) 304 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:47,904 (police radio chattering) 305 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,158 Dispatcher: Standby, oh-two. 306 00:15:52,408 --> 00:15:54,495 What the fuck was I thinking? 307 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,454 Umair won't mess with you again. 308 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,456 - Trust that. - It's too late. 309 00:15:58,581 --> 00:16:00,457 My photo's already out there. 310 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,461 Yo, honestly, the photo's not even that bad. 311 00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:06,089 I've seen shorties post way worse online. 312 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,548 That's not the point, Sunny. 313 00:16:07,674 --> 00:16:09,258 I wanted to post it myself 314 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,927 when I was ready to get back on the scene. 315 00:16:12,553 --> 00:16:14,472 It was supposed to be my choice, 316 00:16:14,597 --> 00:16:16,557 and he fucking took that away from me. 317 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,269 (sighing) 318 00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:23,481 No, you know what? 319 00:16:23,606 --> 00:16:27,485 (phone clicking and chiming) 320 00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:29,612 Whoa! You posted it?! 321 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,240 Yeah. Now, he has no power over me. 322 00:16:32,365 --> 00:16:34,076 Why'd I bust my hands on that man's face 323 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,618 if you were gonna post it?! 324 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,287 I don't get feminism, man. 325 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,165 (sighing) 326 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,503 Hey, Mr. Link & build linked his face with my fists. 327 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:47,589 (both laughing) 328 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,674 Shut up, Sunny. 329 00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,676 And don't bring a cricket bat next time. 330 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,135 Baseball bats are easier to swing 331 00:16:53,136 --> 00:16:54,845 and they're lighter. 332 00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:57,014 I'm not planning on repeating this, Sunny. 333 00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,641 Yeah, right... 334 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,518 ♪ Oh ♪ 335 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,729 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 336 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,188 - Worker One: Thanks, guys. - Worker Two: Thanks, guys. 337 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,523 - Rebecca: Thank you. - (door bell ringing) 338 00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:06,982 Rebecca: Oh, my god. 339 00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:08,359 I'm gonna be bloated for a week. 340 00:17:08,484 --> 00:17:10,152 So worth it though. 341 00:17:10,153 --> 00:17:11,404 Jasmeet: I know. Especially for that chutney? 342 00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:13,364 It's totally worth it. 343 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,076 Rebecca: Did you hear back about that audition? 344 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,744 Jasmeet: No, not yet. 345 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,039 Okay, is everything all right with you? 346 00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:23,291 Yeah. Why? 347 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:24,834 I don't know. 348 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,460 You've just been acting really weird 349 00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:28,087 ever since we got back from my parents' cottage. 350 00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:29,881 (sighing) Yeah, I don't know. 351 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,469 I just felt a little uncomfortable out there. 352 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,510 Listen. 353 00:17:35,511 --> 00:17:37,012 I know my parents do things a little differently. 354 00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:39,056 They drink. They play cornhole. 355 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:41,602 They sometimes keep their shoes on in the house. 356 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,685 - It's just who they are. - Yeah, it wasn't that. 357 00:17:43,686 --> 00:17:45,854 It was just, like, the general vibe, you know? 358 00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:48,317 The debates during dinner, plus you completely folding 359 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,233 on your whole dance studio thing. 360 00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:53,237 I still wanna do it. I just have to be realistic. 361 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,115 Be realistic? That's what I'm talking about. 362 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,531 You sound exactly like your dad. 363 00:17:56,532 --> 00:17:58,200 Plus, what about all the whack shit 364 00:17:58,201 --> 00:17:59,911 he was saying about international students? 365 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,370 And then your mom bragging about how many people 366 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,663 you've converted in Punjab? 367 00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:04,373 Not to mention, your grandpa 368 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,625 was a turban-wearing Sikh guy? 369 00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:08,419 Like, how do you think that makes me feel when I see that? 370 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,629 You were never gonna mention this? 371 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,256 That's just my family history. 372 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,672 Yeah, trust me. I know. 373 00:18:12,673 --> 00:18:14,383 Your dad made sure I understood it. 374 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,178 Among other things. 375 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,095 What other things? 376 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,430 Never mind. Just forget it. 377 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,349 No, Jasmeet, what? 378 00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:23,769 What other things? 379 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,229 Look, he basically told me I had to convert or fuck off, 380 00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:29,231 and I said that was stupid 381 00:18:29,232 --> 00:18:31,776 because that's not something you'd ever ask from me. 382 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,861 - Right? - (sighing) 383 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,779 I mean, we've just never really talked about our future 384 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:38,240 in that way. 385 00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,786 - Okay, so, are we-- - Oh, young man. 386 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,287 My family and kids are all huge, huge fans. 387 00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:46,208 - They love your videos. - Thanks so much, yeah. 388 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,749 - Take a picture. - Sure. 389 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,627 Yeah. 390 00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:52,213 - (shutter clicking) - Okay. 391 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:53,463 - I took a bunch. - Thank you. 392 00:18:53,464 --> 00:18:55,298 - Thank you. - Yeah. 393 00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,468 (sighing) 394 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,260 I just... (sighing) 395 00:18:58,261 --> 00:18:59,887 It's been a thought in the back of my mind. 396 00:19:00,012 --> 00:19:01,721 I just haven't wanted to think about it. 397 00:19:01,722 --> 00:19:03,181 Okay, I didn't think this was something 398 00:19:03,182 --> 00:19:05,352 we needed to think about, like, ever. 399 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,269 - Ever? - Yeah, ever. 400 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,565 Okay, so, what exactly are we doing here then? 401 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,274 - What's the plan? - I don't know what the-- 402 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,608 Okay, with-- now with me and Sameer. 403 00:19:13,609 --> 00:19:16,404 Oh, take a picture. (speaking Indian language) 404 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,490 - (shutter clicking) - Okay. 405 00:19:20,491 --> 00:19:21,659 All right, thank you so much. 406 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,828 Thank you. 407 00:19:23,953 --> 00:19:25,830 So, did you know your dad was gonna talk to me 408 00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:27,498 about all this? 409 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,124 What exactly are you accusing me of? 410 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,836 - Why would I have any idea? - I don't know. 411 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,627 You guys are clearly such a close family. 412 00:19:32,628 --> 00:19:34,505 You tell each other everything, 413 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,214 including the fact that I don't talk to mine. 414 00:19:36,215 --> 00:19:38,383 Don't think I didn't pick up on that by the way-- 415 00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:40,179 Okay, now with the whole group. (speaking Indian language) 416 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,679 Come on in. 417 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,930 - (shutter clicking) - All squeeze. 418 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,431 Okay, I-I-I just-- I can't do this. 419 00:19:44,432 --> 00:19:45,601 - Where are you going? - (shutter clicking) 420 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,559 Rebecca: Home. 421 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,440 - Okay, now one-by-one. - (speaks Indian language) 422 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,317 - (shutter clicking) - Oh, Suhitha. 423 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,192 - (shutter clicking) - Oh, Sameera. 424 00:19:56,193 --> 00:20:01,199 (traffic humming) 425 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:06,288 ♪ 426 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:10,500 (door opening and closing) 427 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,759 Way to just leave me there like that. 428 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,675 Rebecca: I couldn't fake smile and play cameraman. 429 00:20:20,676 --> 00:20:22,303 Sorry. 430 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,055 Okay, well, you asked me what was up. 431 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,766 So, was I just supposed to keep my mouth shut? 432 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,853 No. 433 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,896 We need to have this conversation. 434 00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:34,942 I mean, we need to figure out what it is 435 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,984 that we're doing, exactly. 436 00:20:37,109 --> 00:20:38,902 I thought we were just doing our own thing, 437 00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:41,404 not tied down by, like, the rules of it all, 438 00:20:41,405 --> 00:20:43,406 or why else would you have gotten involved with me? 439 00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:47,245 Because, it's nice. 440 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,958 You're nice. And we're nice together. 441 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,250 But, you know my values. 442 00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:54,919 You always have. 443 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,586 Yeah, I know that you're a good person 444 00:20:56,587 --> 00:20:59,007 with a good heart and that's what matters to you, 445 00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,634 not, like, the whole religious logistics. 446 00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:06,430 But, the religious logistics do matter to me. 447 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,847 It's made me who I am, 448 00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:10,183 the person that you love so much. 449 00:21:10,184 --> 00:21:14,021 I mean, why can't you even just be open to the idea of my faith? 450 00:21:14,146 --> 00:21:16,065 Are you really that selfish? 451 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,900 How am I selfish? I've done so much for you. 452 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,612 I've literally given up career opportunities for you. 453 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,279 Like what? That YolkedTV thing? 454 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,699 That thing fell through. 455 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,284 That's not even a real sacrifice. 456 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,826 It is to me. 457 00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:29,453 That thing fell apart after the fact. 458 00:21:29,578 --> 00:21:31,204 Plus, I think it's pretty selfish of you 459 00:21:31,205 --> 00:21:32,957 to ask me to basically get rid of my turban 460 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,710 and erase my whole identity. 461 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,585 That's a huge ask. 462 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,796 Yeah, but you question Sikhi all the time! 463 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,547 And when we first met, 464 00:21:40,548 --> 00:21:41,883 you told me that you weren't even religious! 465 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,299 Yeah, I'm not. 466 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,010 I'm still, like, figuring it out. 467 00:21:45,011 --> 00:21:46,636 Okay, so then why can't you just be open 468 00:21:46,637 --> 00:21:48,515 to the idea of Jesus Christ? 469 00:21:49,682 --> 00:21:51,893 (laughing) 470 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,730 Are you serious? 471 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,815 - Oh. - Oh, my God! 472 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,734 Okay, you're being for real? 473 00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:00,942 Rebecca: Yes! 474 00:22:00,943 --> 00:22:02,777 (sighing) Okay, yo, look. 475 00:22:02,778 --> 00:22:04,822 I'm not, like, not open to the ways of Jesus. 476 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,825 He was a cool guy. Same as Guru Nanak. 477 00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:08,826 They were both chill guys that believed in love. 478 00:22:08,951 --> 00:22:10,995 (sighing) 479 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,579 Jasmeet: Okay, they're basically saying the same thing. 480 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,789 So, why is having a specific label so important? 481 00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:17,125 Because it's important to me! 482 00:22:17,126 --> 00:22:19,546 Yeah, but you're not telling me why it's so fucking important! 483 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,426 (sighing) Actually, you know what? 484 00:22:25,551 --> 00:22:26,677 (Rebecca sighing) 485 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,845 Jasmeet: I think I know why. 486 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,388 Oh, please. Enlighten me. 487 00:22:29,513 --> 00:22:30,806 I think it matters to you 488 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,682 because it matters to your parents, 489 00:22:32,683 --> 00:22:34,352 and because you're always seeking their acceptance 490 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,063 and approval, you believe it matters to you. 491 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,439 Excuse me?! 492 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,856 It's like you don't even have your own fucking life. 493 00:22:39,857 --> 00:22:42,109 You're folding for them over the tiniest things, 494 00:22:42,234 --> 00:22:44,194 like this couch. 495 00:22:44,195 --> 00:22:46,448 So why would you not fold over this huge thing 496 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,076 that is basically their entire identity? 497 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,912 Okay, as if religion doesn't matter to you or your family. 498 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,037 No. 499 00:22:54,038 --> 00:22:56,583 Okay, so you wanting me to change my name to Harpreet 500 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,085 at the funeral was just for what? 501 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,711 Jokes? Okay. 502 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,379 And then, what if we have kids 503 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,880 and they don't wanna wear a turban? 504 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,006 What are your parents gonna think? 505 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,548 What are you gonna think? 506 00:23:05,549 --> 00:23:06,759 I don't give a shit what they think. 507 00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:08,135 But what do you think? 508 00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:09,804 Fuck. I don't know, man! 509 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,305 Oh, my God! Of course you know. 510 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:13,056 - Of course you would care. - Okay, maybe. 511 00:23:13,057 --> 00:23:14,558 I don't know, but that's something 512 00:23:14,683 --> 00:23:15,768 we would figure out together, 513 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,019 me and you, not our parents. 514 00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,980 I walked away from my family and their bullshit 515 00:23:20,106 --> 00:23:21,690 just so I could be my own person. 516 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,652 You just refuse to do the same thing. 517 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,112 Because I actually have a healthy relationship 518 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,737 with my parents! 519 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:28,739 Oh, yeah, no, it's real healthy 520 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,908 how they dictate and manipulate your every little move. 521 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,494 Oh, my God, Jasmeet! That is so unfair. 522 00:23:33,619 --> 00:23:35,454 I make my own decisions too, okay? 523 00:23:35,579 --> 00:23:37,749 Oh, yeah, no, Miss Independence over here, 524 00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:39,874 with the couch, and the condo, 525 00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,920 and the abandoned dance studio idea. 526 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:44,423 Actually, you know what I think is the most 527 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,965 independent thing you've ever done? 528 00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:47,759 - What? - Dating me. 529 00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:49,927 And now it's just a little too real, 530 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,471 so you have to scurry on back to your comfort zone. 531 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,596 "Comfort zone"?! 532 00:23:53,597 --> 00:23:55,306 Well, you have to scurry on back to your dusty basement 533 00:23:55,307 --> 00:23:57,477 with your judgemental parents and your immigrant complex, 534 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,688 as if you weren't raised here like me! 535 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,771 No, nice try, Miss Summer Home Cottage. 536 00:24:01,772 --> 00:24:03,441 We did not grow up the same. 537 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,151 - Whatsoever. - No, you're right, 538 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:06,777 because I actually have supportive parents 539 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:07,945 and I didn't feel the need to rebel against them! 540 00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:09,698 - Wow. - Oh, shit! 541 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,574 Is that why you're dating me? 542 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,116 Because you wanna get back at your parents? 543 00:24:13,117 --> 00:24:15,118 No, but did you use me to get over your wood-chopping, 544 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:18,079 ATV-riding, dumb-ass, thumb of a boyfriend? 545 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,708 "ATV--" "Wood--" 546 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,584 What the fuck?! 547 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,460 What the fuck are you fucking talking about?! 548 00:24:24,461 --> 00:24:26,087 You always fucking do this! 549 00:24:26,088 --> 00:24:28,089 You make shit up in your head, 550 00:24:28,090 --> 00:24:29,924 and then you get all fucking stressed out about it, 551 00:24:29,925 --> 00:24:32,095 and then I'm the one who has to fucking fix it! 552 00:24:33,888 --> 00:24:36,097 - Wow. - I do so much for you. 553 00:24:36,098 --> 00:24:39,227 And I just don't understand why you can't even consider 554 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:40,935 doing this one little thing for me. 555 00:24:40,936 --> 00:24:43,565 Because it's not fucking real! 556 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:44,940 Rebecca: What's not fucking real?! 557 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:46,775 Your whole identity. 558 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:48,110 You're like Brown people that are stuck playing 559 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,820 good Christian for the colonizers. 560 00:24:49,945 --> 00:24:51,654 Like, hello! They left. 561 00:24:51,655 --> 00:24:53,156 Years ago. 562 00:24:53,157 --> 00:24:54,991 You don't have to pretend any more! 563 00:24:54,992 --> 00:24:57,496 The literal audacity, coming from a line of sellouts! 564 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,247 Sellouts? Are you fucking kidding me?! 565 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,664 Yes, sellouts! 566 00:25:01,665 --> 00:25:02,999 You're like leftover shrapnel from British colonization. 567 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,460 (TV chiming) 568 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:05,711 YolkedTV Host: Welcome to YolkedTV. 569 00:25:05,836 --> 00:25:07,630 You have successfully-- 570 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:08,838 What the fuck? I'm not even wearing the watch. 571 00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:10,341 Oh, my God. 572 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,634 YolkedTV Host: What do you wanna-- 573 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,637 (sighing) 574 00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:17,890 (sighing) 575 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:21,560 That was a really fucking shitty thing to say, Jasmeet. 576 00:25:21,685 --> 00:25:25,146 But, you know what? I'm not even surprised. 577 00:25:25,147 --> 00:25:28,025 'Cause you're always sneak dissing Punjabi Christians 578 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,817 and playing it off like it's a fucking joke, 579 00:25:29,818 --> 00:25:31,527 but, you know what? 580 00:25:31,528 --> 00:25:32,988 I'm glad you finally said it with your chest. 581 00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:34,950 Why don't we make a video about it? 582 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:37,076 Oh, my god. Yo, what are you doing? 583 00:25:37,201 --> 00:25:39,036 Rebecca: For all of your huge fans, 584 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,788 because that's who you really care about, right? 585 00:25:40,913 --> 00:25:42,624 Why don't we share all of your hot takes 586 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,249 about why my life is meaningless 587 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:46,043 and all of my experiences are invalid? 588 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,255 You know, since you're the all-knowing authority 589 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,713 on what's fucking real. 590 00:25:49,838 --> 00:25:51,382 Why don't you take it away, hm? 591 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,508 Why don't you fucking take it away? 592 00:25:53,509 --> 00:25:55,135 (lens cap clicking across floor) 593 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,887 (sighing) 594 00:25:57,888 --> 00:26:00,181 You know what? This is insane. 595 00:26:00,182 --> 00:26:02,644 This is so fucking stupid and petty. 596 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:06,020 - I'm being petty? - Yes, petty. (sighing) 597 00:26:06,021 --> 00:26:08,065 I can't even think right now. I'm gonna go get some air. 598 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,775 Okay, go get some air. 599 00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,235 Yeah, no, you need to chill the fuck out. 600 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,612 You need to chill the fuck out! 601 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:13,946 (door shutting) 602 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:27,711 ♪ 603 00:26:32,339 --> 00:26:37,304 (chanting quietly) 604 00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:43,309 (chanting quietly) 605 00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:49,316 (chanting quietly) 606 00:26:50,357 --> 00:26:55,321 (chanting quietly) 607 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,793 (sighing loudly) 608 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,629 (sighing) 609 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:16,593 (chanting quietly) 610 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,679 (whispering) Hey. 611 00:27:20,763 --> 00:27:22,681 Is he breathing? 612 00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:24,893 I don't think he's taken a breath in like 20 minutes. 613 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:26,852 He's gotta be, like, breathing in one nostril 614 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:28,770 and out the other, while simultaneously doing paat, 615 00:27:28,771 --> 00:27:30,646 because how is that possible? 616 00:27:30,647 --> 00:27:32,650 No, I've been watching his nostrils. 617 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,067 They're not moving. 618 00:27:34,068 --> 00:27:36,070 - I think he's dead. - He's dead. 619 00:27:36,195 --> 00:27:37,779 - He's... he's gotta be dead. - He's dead. 620 00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:39,324 Yeah, his lungs are just squeezing out 621 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,616 the last hour of prayers he had in him. 622 00:27:41,617 --> 00:27:44,078 - Wow. - Yeah. 623 00:27:44,203 --> 00:27:48,208 (chanting quietly) 624 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,669 I don't even know what I'm doing here. 625 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:54,004 Yeah, like, what... what is all of this? 626 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,048 What is even religion? 627 00:27:56,173 --> 00:27:59,009 Is it a bunch of traditions we're used to? 628 00:27:59,134 --> 00:28:02,011 Is it a place where we feel a sense of comfort, 629 00:28:02,012 --> 00:28:05,182 to feel safe, or to be told what to do 630 00:28:05,307 --> 00:28:07,226 so we don't feel lost? 631 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,228 And, like, what's the difference between any of them? 632 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,690 It's like different cuisine. They do the same thing. 633 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:14,149 - They nourish-- - Shh! 634 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,986 If you want to talk, go outside. 635 00:28:18,070 --> 00:28:21,031 Here, be respectful. 636 00:28:21,156 --> 00:28:22,825 - Okay? - Sorry, Uncle. 637 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:24,743 - Sorry. - (speaking Punjabi) 638 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:32,751 (phone ringing loudly) 639 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,087 Hello! 640 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,010 (whispering) That's loud. 641 00:28:43,011 --> 00:28:44,763 That's way louder than what we were doing. 642 00:28:46,432 --> 00:28:47,851 Shh! 643 00:29:00,195 --> 00:29:01,904 (phone clicking) 644 00:29:01,905 --> 00:29:05,826 (chanting quietly) 645 00:29:05,951 --> 00:29:07,996 (both sighing) 646 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:11,833 Hey, so, um, last time we were at a Gurdwara, 647 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:16,378 I said some things, and, it really wasn't cool of me. 648 00:29:17,838 --> 00:29:19,757 It's fine. 649 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,425 I mean, it wasn't cool at all, 650 00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:25,346 but, I've been doing a lot of thinking, 651 00:29:25,471 --> 00:29:29,183 and everyone's been pushing me out, but, 652 00:29:29,308 --> 00:29:32,935 now I'm using that push to go out to explore 653 00:29:32,936 --> 00:29:35,522 so I can figure out what works for me 654 00:29:35,647 --> 00:29:38,984 and not what someone else wants me to be. 655 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,823 (exhaling loudly and sighing) 656 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:44,990 Jasmeet: Oh, my god. 657 00:29:45,115 --> 00:29:46,240 There it is. 658 00:29:46,241 --> 00:29:48,242 His one breath of the day. 659 00:29:48,243 --> 00:29:50,370 Shoot. 660 00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:52,332 I gotta call the paramedic and tell him not to come. 661 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:55,292 - (laughing) - (chanting quietly) 662 00:29:55,417 --> 00:29:58,796 (inhaling deeply) You're dumb, bro. 663 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,381 (laughing) 664 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:06,179 (door closing) 665 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,848 (Jasmeet sighing) 666 00:30:15,270 --> 00:30:16,396 (sighing) 667 00:30:17,523 --> 00:30:22,403 (siren wailing distantly) 668 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:32,413 (siren wailing distantly) 669 00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:47,178 ♪ You are my shepherd, babe ♪ 670 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:50,390 ♪ I wouldn't have it any other way ♪ 671 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,016 ♪ No other way ♪ 672 00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:54,894 ♪ My heavenly shepherd ♪ 673 00:30:55,019 --> 00:31:04,945 ♪ 674 00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:10,201 ♪ Shepherd, babe ♪ 675 00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:12,537 ♪ You're such a good shepherd ♪ 676 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,873 ♪ Such a good shepherd ♪ 677 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:18,041 ♪ A heavenly shepherd, babe ♪ 678 00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:23,006 (choir singing) 679 00:31:25,173 --> 00:31:30,096 (choir singing) 680 00:31:40,606 --> 00:31:42,482 ♪ La-da-da-da ♪ 681 00:31:42,608 --> 00:31:44,652 ♪ I wish I was a sheep ♪ 682 00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:46,988 ♪ La-da-da-da-da-da ♪ 683 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,655 ♪ Instead of a lion ♪ 684 00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:50,950 ♪ La-da-da-da ♪ 685 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:53,075 ♪ Cause then I wouldn't have to eat ♪ 686 00:31:53,076 --> 00:31:54,662 ♪ La-da-da-da-da ♪ 687 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:57,123 ♪ Animals that are dying ♪ 688 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,083 ♪ La-da-da-da ♪ 689 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:01,251 ♪ I wish I was a sheep ♪ 690 00:32:01,376 --> 00:32:03,462 ♪ La-da-da-da-da ♪ 691 00:32:03,587 --> 00:32:05,588 ♪ Instead of a lion ♪ 692 00:32:05,589 --> 00:32:08,424 ♪ La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪ 693 00:32:08,425 --> 00:32:10,259 ♪ Cause then I wouldn't have to eat ♪ 694 00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:11,596 ♪ La-da-da-da-da ♪ 695 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:13,932 ♪ This meat that is dying ♪ 696 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,474 ♪ La-da-da ♪ 697 00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:17,518 ♪ I wish I was ♪ 698 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,604 ♪ La-da-da ♪ 699 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:21,940 ♪ One of your sheep ♪ 700 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,150 ♪ La-da-da ♪ 701 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,942 ♪ Only because ♪ 702 00:32:26,068 --> 00:32:27,943 ♪ La-da-da ♪ 703 00:32:27,944 --> 00:32:30,114 ♪ I wouldn't have to kill to eat ♪ 704 00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:31,699 ♪ La-da-da ♪ 705 00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:34,285 ♪ Oh how I wish I was ♪ 706 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:35,952 ♪ La-da-da ♪ 707 00:32:36,078 --> 00:32:38,288 ♪ One of your gentle sheep ♪ 708 00:32:38,413 --> 00:32:40,248 ♪ La-da-da ♪ 709 00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:41,625 ♪ Only made out of love ♪ 710 00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:43,960 ♪ La-da-da ♪ 711 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,295 ♪ Like a bird in-- ♪ 712 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:51,258 ♪ 713 00:32:51,259 --> 00:32:52,970 (sighing) 714 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,346 Goddamn cockblock. 715 00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:57,306 (sighing) 716 00:32:57,307 --> 00:33:05,440 ♪ I'm a lion babe ♪ 717 00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:09,319 ♪ Feeding off the sheep that graze ♪ 718 00:33:09,444 --> 00:33:11,990 ♪ Off the leaves and blades ♪ 719 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:16,702 ♪ I wouldn't have it any other way ♪ 720 00:33:16,827 --> 00:33:20,373 ♪ I'm a lion, hey ♪ 721 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:24,166 ♪ See me livin' in the shade ♪ 722 00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:27,461 ♪ I have everyone afraid ♪ 723 00:33:27,462 --> 00:33:32,467 ♪ Roamin' free so no one's safe ♪ 724 00:33:32,468 --> 00:33:37,432 (chanting) 725 00:33:38,557 --> 00:33:43,438 (chanting) 726 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:49,443 (chanting)