1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,040 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. 2 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:14,240 - My name is Paul Williams. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 - Ooh! 4 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,720 - Hi-yah! 5 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:37,056 - Kia or a koutou. You have just found your way to Taskmaster. 6 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:41,416 We're here to celebrate and commiserate five comedians attempting to impress me 7 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:46,856 by completing tasks that would make an ordinary human say, 'No, thank you. I am leaving.' 8 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,856 Luckily, we don't have ordinary humans. 9 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,576 Instead, we have Chris Parker... 10 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:56,016 ...Josh Thomson... 11 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,896 ...Justine Smith... 12 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,056 ...Kura Forrester... 13 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,360 ...and Paul Ego! 14 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:09,856 They are the heroes of the story, and every hero needs a sidekick. 15 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:15,096 Unfortunately, all the ones with actual superpowers were taken, sadly, 16 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:20,080 so, I have with me a human who has the power of being here right now. 17 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:26,920 Say hello, everyone, to Paul Williams. 18 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,536 - So great to be here, Jeremy. 19 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:34,736 In past seasons, I've actually tried to have a musical episode on this show, and-and you haven't let me, 20 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:40,040 so I thought tonight could be the non-musical episode... - Ohh. 21 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:45,736 ...where, uh, we just talk and there's no singing. So, don't sing. 22 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,336 - Don't sing. I'll be very upset if any of you start singing. 23 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,856 - ♪ Paul Williams. Paul Williams. Just a tiny little man in a tiny little suit. 24 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,360 ♪ Paul Williams. ♪ 25 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,216 ♪ Got big shoes and plays the skin flute. ♪ 26 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,376 The what now? 27 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,600 - Plays a what? - Skin flute. - Plays the skin flute. 28 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,016 - Do you play the skin flute? - I don't know the― No. 29 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:09,576 I don't know what that is. - Before they came up with the technology of making flutes out of, 30 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,856 you know, bamboo and, like, willow and stuff, 31 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,896 they would use the skin of their dead tribesmen and stuff... - Oh, yes. 32 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,056 - ...known as the skin flute. - I thought― I thought it was a penis. 33 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,296 I don't think so, Justine. 34 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:24,976 - Paul, please dip your grubby little skin flute into the slippery, invisible box in front of you 35 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,080 and pull us out a prize task, will you? 36 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:33,000 - This week's prize task ― the best weekend. 37 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:37,416 Whoever's brought in the best weekend will take home five points, 38 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:42,696 and whoever wins the episode will be taking home all five wonderful weekends. 39 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,576 - OK. Josh. - Yo. 40 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,296 - I'd like to see your best weekend first. 41 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:51,576 - Well, whoever wins tonight will have the pleasure of taking home this very voucher. 42 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,656 Yeahhhh, boy. 43 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,680 I love that. 44 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,696 - A voucher for a great weekend with David, is it? - There we go. 45 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,336 Yeah. It's a voucher for a great weekend with David. Um, and who's David? 46 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:07,296 Uh, it happens to be this guy right here ― David Thomson. It's my bloody dad. There we go. 47 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,456 Let's have a look at him on the farm. 48 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,136 Yep. 49 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:16,680 - You will not be idle on the farm; you will be put to work. Boy, I hope you've got your tetanusshot, um... 50 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,456 ...because, uh... 51 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,256 you'll be sorting through the scrap iron! 52 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:27,776 And to top off the whole thing, when the sun goes down, Dad'll be more than happy to make you a cocktail. 53 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,600 His favourite ― rum and Thriftee. 54 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,336 - Rum and Thriftee. - KURA, PAUL EGO: Wow. 55 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,096 - That's a weekend. - Sounds like an amazing weekend. 56 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,336 What are the sleeping arrangements with your dad? 57 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,240 Oh, you go on the left. 58 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:48,056 - Justine? - I brought in a voucher for a really good weekend as well. 59 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:53,016 As someone may know, I am a huge Disneyland fan. I've been to all the Disneylands in the world. 60 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:57,896 My voucher is for the ultimate Disneyland experience, where I'm gonna take you to Rope Drop; 61 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,856 I'm gonna show you hidden Mickeys around the park; 62 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,856 we're gonna eat; we're gonna drink; and we're gonna have a great, great time. 63 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:07,296 - Um, Justine. Just cos I'm unfamiliar with this stuff, because I'm an adult, 64 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,320 but, um... 65 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,016 what's a superstitious lightbulb? 66 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:17,096 - I'll tell you what. Why don't you give up your stinky little weekend with your dad, 67 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,936 come with me, and I'll show you what the lightbulb is? 68 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:26,176 - Kura. - Well, I've brought in a memory of my own personal weekend, 69 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:30,256 but I'd be happy to take the winner there as well. 70 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,056 - There's a bit of a story that goes with it. 71 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:37,080 So, it was 2004. I was at home for uni holidays in Plimmerton. 72 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:42,016 So, my sister is a big rugby league fan and union fan, and she was like, 73 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:46,136 'Come down to the pub with me. The Bulldogs have just played the Warriors in town, 74 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,080 'but for some reason, they're out in Plimmerton.' 75 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,496 So I put on my best hoodie and jeans... 76 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,696 ...went down to the Mana Esplanade― local pub, 77 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:58,576 and there were all these league players there, and I couldn't have given a shit, 78 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,736 until this one quite good-looking guy comes up to me. 79 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,176 He said, 'Hey, my name's Sonny, like sunny days.' 80 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:07,800 And I was like, 'Hi, I'm Kura, like school.' 81 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:12,656 And we hit it off, right? And so we're talking and chatting, and he's buying me drinks. 82 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,816 We had a little kissy wissy, like you do. 83 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:20,296 The night ends, and he says, 'Would you like to come back to my hotel room?' 84 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,576 And his cab's full of, like, all these big league players. 85 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,160 And I was like, 'No, thank you. I'm afraid.' 86 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,536 - And then he said, 'Well, is there anywhere we can go?' 87 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:36,960 And my sister was the manager of the local Pizza Hut at the time... 88 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:41,976 - ...which is right next to the pub. This is a true story. - This is a true story. 89 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,496 - And so, it's, like, the end of the night, and she gives me the key to Pizza Hut. 90 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:50,456 She's like, 'Go to Pizza Hut and have sex with him.' 91 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,240 And I was like... 92 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,720 So I open up Pizza Hut, offer this guy a Pepsi, 93 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,856 and then, on the swivelly chair at Mana Esplanade Pizza Hut, 94 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,760 I had sex with Sonny Bill Williams! 95 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,816 - It's like... 96 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:18,016 - you actually deserve a Queen's Honour for that. - Yep. 97 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,696 - Ca-Can I ask, was the all-you-can-eat dessert bar still going or...? 98 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,536 - She was the dessert bar, mate. - Yeah. 99 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,016 - And he had all he could eat. - Yeah! 100 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:31,776 So, tha― I guess that's my prize. The prize is knowing that story, 101 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,016 and... 102 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,216 - Yeah. I was just gonna say, 'What is the prize exactly?' 103 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:38,216 - If they're lucky, my shout, down to Plimmerton. 104 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:44,616 The Pizza Hut's still there, and I'll show you where it happened. 105 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,776 There. 106 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,016 - Now, Chris. 107 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:53,696 - OK. Do you remember in 2020 when we used to talk about where you went if you had COVID, 108 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:57,096 and then everyone would alert and find out about all your plans and stuff? 109 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:02,256 And so I vividly remember, as it was all happening, a family who went to Rotorua. 110 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,736 The whole weekend was announced on TV. 111 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,176 And all I could think at the time ― wasn't so much worried about the pandemic ― 112 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,800 but what a lovely weekend away. 113 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,456 So I went back through the news and found all the locations of interest... 114 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:21,096 ...and I've booked that exact holiday, so... here we go. 115 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:26,096 So you get to stay at the Wai Ora Lakeside Resort and Spa. 116 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,656 Uh, this is all booked; very expensive. 117 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:33,056 You get to go to the Rotorua Heritage Farm and 3D Art Gallery, 118 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,096 which I think's gonna be fuckin' awesome. 119 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,616 My favourite ― Herbs and Spices Thai Restaurant. There's a dinner voucher there. 120 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,336 No haunted light bulbs. No weird― - It's not a haunted light bulb. 121 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,256 - No weird piles of rusty old metal... - Oh. 122 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:49,096 And no old cum-stained s― office chair. 123 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,320 It's just a lovely holiday in Rotorua! 124 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,616 OK, Paul. 125 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,440 - You're next. - Oh, man. 126 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,656 I'm really regretting what I did. 127 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:06,736 - On― On my weekends, generally, I like to get out into the garden and fire up the garden tools. 128 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:10,856 It's great fun. And that, at best, is probably, like, an OK weekend. 129 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:16,976 But, for me, what turns an OK weekend into an amazing weekend ― like, the best weekend― 130 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,200 is if you're sharing your weekend with The Weeknd. 131 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:30,456 So this is me and... incredibly, garden tool-loving pop artist The Weeknd cutting the front hedge. 132 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,256 - He comes round. We do that together. - With an axe. 133 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:36,016 - And he always insists on using the chainsaw. It's overkill, but he's The Weeknd ― 134 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:40,496 what are you gonna do, you know? So, you know. So, yeah, that's my weekend with The Weeknd. 135 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,376 It was― It was one of the best weekends I've ever had. 136 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,800 Yeah. 137 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:50,656 - Yeah, I think― You're right. - I'm really in with a chance. 138 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:55,816 - How am I gonna score this? Um... - Cum stains, cum stains, cum stains. 139 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,896 No, I think he u― I think he uses points. 140 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,920 Oh! 141 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,376 - I think one point for Kura. - What?! 142 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,576 Cos I don't want to see the spot where you― 143 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,656 - OK. - Even though I love the story. It was a great story. I― 144 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:13,856 - Great story. - Amazing. 145 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,656 - I totally appreciate the story. - You don't wanna see it? OK. 146 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:20,056 - I also don't wanna go to Disneyland with Justine particularly, so I'll go two points for Justine. 147 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:24,176 - Oh, that's really harsh. - Well, can I go by myself? It's― You came along with me. 148 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:28,400 If it was by myself, then I'd be into it. 149 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,136 - Chris' one's you can just go by yourself... - Yeah. 150 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,976 - Or pay for someone else to come along. - With that attitude, 151 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,576 you can fucking go right by yourself, thank you. 152 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,720 - Paul, I reckon I'll give you three points. - I am amazed. 153 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,296 - Me too. - Cos I like doing― I like a weekend of doing chores. 154 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:48,696 Josh, I think four points for you. Your father seems like a lovely man. 155 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,936 And I think, Chris, that's the best prize by a long way. 156 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,656 - Unbelievable. - Unbelievable. 157 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,216 - And what a win for Rotorua. They'll be stoked. - Yeah. 158 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:00,336 Herbs and Spices Thai Restaurant ― they do an amazing pad Thai. 159 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,960 Well, enjoy your meal for one. 160 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,496 - With a lingering eye on those freakin' weekends, let's get back to work. 161 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:13,496 I'd like to see a task, please, Paul. - This task is a real thinker. 162 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,600 - Uh-oh. - No. 163 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,480 - Hello, Kura. - Hello, Paul. 164 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,880 Oh no. Is it maths? 165 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,696 - Yuck. 166 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:28,377 Yuck. 167 00:10:28,401 --> 00:10:30,400 - Not a problem for me. 168 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,456 Yep. 169 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,480 Someone's won that. 170 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,176 Gosh. 171 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,336 - What's wrong? - Can't open this one. 172 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,656 - Prove you're smarter than the other contestants. 173 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,496 - Smartest contestant wins. 174 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,520 - You have five... 175 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:47,497 squared? 176 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,160 - I don't know what that means. 177 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,336 Five to the power of two. Or is it two to the power of five? 178 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:57,616 - Five squared. Five fives are 25. Minus the square root of 25? 20― You have 20 minutes. 179 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:02,160 - The other contestants. Well, they're pretty thick, a lot of them. 180 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,336 Maybe not Kura, but the others are a bit stupid. 181 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,736 - I just saw your clock. I've got 20 minutes. 182 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,760 - OK. - Smart. 183 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:14,216 - What's something that I know? 184 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,240 You wouldn't know. 185 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,056 Hope that wasn't the task. 186 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,776 They'd just sealed it. It was so stuck. 187 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:26,840 - How do you think you're gonna go on this one, Justine? - Uh, f― OK. Fine. Good. 188 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,376 - You all right? - I don't know. 189 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:35,720 - You seem on edge. - Yeah, I think I'd― Let's see. 190 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:42,496 - She's in the top 15 smartest people to have ever competed on Taskmaster New Zealand. 191 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,200 It's Justine Smith. 192 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,736 - Can you just Google 'random quiz questions'? 193 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:53,976 - OK, this is trivia questions for you.com. - Let's go. 194 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,816 - Who said the famous quote 'Knowledge is power'? - Winston Churchill. 195 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,736 - Sir Francis Bacon. - Mm, bacon. Yum. 196 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,136 - What temperature does water boil at? 197 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,456 - Oh, um... - minus something? 198 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,176 100 degrees Celsius. Minus? 199 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:12,600 Who is the founder of Apple Company? - Um, Bill Gates? 200 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,656 - Steve Jobs. - Shit! Shit. Shit. Bugger. 201 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:20,216 - How many times has Andy Murray won Wimbledon playing singles? 202 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,240 - Twice. - Correct. 203 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,456 I mean, yep. Next question. 204 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,560 - What does IPA stand for? 205 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,160 - Llll... 206 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,896 lager? - 'Lager' starts with an I. 207 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,696 - What'd I say? - You said lager. 208 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,616 - What is it? IPA? - Yeah. 209 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,656 It's not great, is it? 210 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,056 - Oh my God. 211 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,736 - Do you think anyone will do anything smarter than that? - Yeah, I do. 212 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,696 But I-I do enjoy a good quiz night. - Right. 213 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:52,776 - Disappointing lack of any kind of alcoholic beverages for that one. - Well, there was the IPA. 214 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,800 - Indian pale ale. - Yes. 215 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,136 I've learnt something too. 216 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,896 Can see what's happened there, haven't you? 217 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:05,456 - Same. I― pretty harsh editing, cos I got quite a few more questions than that right, Paul, didn't I? 218 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:09,296 - She did get some right, yeah. - Some right? I got quite a few right, actually. 219 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,320 OK. 220 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:18,256 Andy Murray was in there. - I'll Andy Murray you in a minute. - OK. 221 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,136 - Is he a tennis player? - Yeah. - Yeah. 222 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,736 There we go. 223 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,216 Thank you. 224 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,536 - Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. - Who's next? 225 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:30,416 - She's in the top 15 smartest people to have ever competed on Taskmaster New Zealand. 226 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,056 - It's Kura Forrester. - Yeah! 227 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:37,256 - I bet ya I could probably, like, speak another language better than them. 228 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,936 Maybe I'll speak some te reo Maori. 229 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,840 Kia or a. My name's Girl, or Kotiro. 230 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,256 Welcome to my interesting world. 231 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,496 Don't tell anyone, but I'm just using a little bit of Google. 232 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,016 - There are cameras filming this. - What? 233 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:55,896 - There are cameras filming this. - Well, I didn't consent to that. 234 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,216 Kerewa ― 235 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,696 to be clever. 236 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,720 Mohio ― understand. 237 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,976 Muremure ― crafty. 238 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,056 - Wait, you haven't consented to any― anything being filmed? - No. 239 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,336 Punenga ― 240 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,360 intellectual. 241 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,056 ...tual. 242 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,360 I don't think there's an R. 243 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:21,096 - Here are some te reo Maori words for the colours. Mawhero. 244 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:21,936 Kahurangi. 245 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:22,697 Kowhai. 246 00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:23,776 Kakariki. 247 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,080 - We've been filming... all your tasks. 248 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,056 - Nah, just kidding. - OK. 249 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,896 - What other words would you like to know, Paul? - Time's up. 250 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,776 - Kua pau. It's over. 251 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,880 Kua pa... 252 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,480 - Thanks, Paul. Kia or a. - Kia or a. - Ka kite. 253 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:50,896 - Beautiful use of reo there. There was a schoolteacher-y vibe going on there. I noticed that. 254 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:56,136 - Oh, kura means school. Yeah, but it also means precious. - Oh. 255 00:14:56,160 --> 00:15:00,360 Why-Why didn't you say that to Sonny? 256 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:07,856 - Before we test the mental mettle of the other three taskers, it's time to take a paku whakata, 257 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,576 which means a small break. I'll― see, I know some things too actually. 258 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:14,080 - Yeah. That's beautiful. - We'll see you for more brain busting soon. 259 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:26,616 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. Paul Williams, describe for the people what is happening right now. 260 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:30,376 - We've challenged our contestants to prove that they are the smartest. 261 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:37,216 We've seen Kura and Justine. Now it's time for Chris Parker to prove Chris smarter than everyone else. 262 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,177 Here's Chris. 263 00:15:38,201 --> 00:15:43,936 - Prove I'm smarter than the other contestants. Well, I don't know. I'm not working that out. 264 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,976 Is there a smart way I can get out of this? 265 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,600 What's a really smart way to do this? Can I get a massage? 266 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:56,800 - Hi, Paul. - Hello. Welcome to Chris' Day Spa. 267 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,856 - Do you find joy in massaging people for a living? 268 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,376 - This is my first one, to be honest. 269 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,336 - Yeah, you can tell. 270 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,760 You can sing to me if you like. 271 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,520 ♪ Wouldn't it be nice 272 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,296 ♪ if we were― ♪ 273 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,856 No. I change my mind. 274 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,936 I don't want you to sing. 275 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,960 It's too weird. - OK. 276 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,696 - Ooh. What's that? What's this technique? 277 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,816 - I'm just kinda vibing it. - Yeah, freestyle. It's great. 278 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,920 I feel like, um, DJ decks. 279 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,640 Get in there. Beat the shit outta me, Paul. 280 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,296 Oh my God. 281 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,560 - Sorry. - No, that was perfect. 282 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,400 Do you feel smart? - I feel... 283 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,776 like the smartest person on this fucking show. 284 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,880 So good. 285 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,176 How was Paul's massage? 286 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:56,536 - It was easily the most uncomfortable experience I've ever had in my life. 287 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:04,240 It was one of the many experiences we had that I think has permanently ruined our friendship. 288 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,856 But we cool, eh? 289 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,880 - We cool. - We cool. 290 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,896 - Who's next into the intellectual arena, Paul? 291 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:19,976 - Based on the size of his body, you'd assume his brain is very tall. It's Paul Ego. 292 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,256 Prove you're smarter than the other contestants. 293 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,136 Well, first of all, I will, cos there's a spelling mistake there. 294 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,176 Should be an apostrophe and an extra E. 295 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,200 - Oh! - Do you have a pen? 296 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:34,280 'You're' is spelt Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E. 297 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:41,360 You're. Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E. The apostrophe takes the place of the A. 298 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,176 You 299 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,200 are smarter. 300 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,896 Tick. 301 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,816 10 outta 10. 302 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,840 100%. 303 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,040 Booyah. 304 00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,040 - You've got 16 minutes and 42 seconds. 305 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,416 - That's fine. I'm gonna go and read my Hawking book. 306 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:06,240 Cheers, P Willy. That was really satisfying. 307 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,000 Oh, you missed one. 308 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:18,056 - And once again, smugness gets in the way of greatness. - Yeah. 309 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,456 Really did. Really did. 310 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:25,256 - You know, over the years, my wife and both my kids have said, 'You don't listen.' 311 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:29,880 And I used to think they were liars. And this show has proved that they're absolutely right. 312 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:35,336 - What did the task say exactly? There were two different 'your's, weren't there? 313 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,177 - Yes. 314 00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:38,280 And both were incorrect. 315 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:44,096 Still, at least I didn't have your creepy little hands on me. 316 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:48,576 - If this were the end of the world, there would be only one more who could save us. 317 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:54,016 So who have we got left? - He was the dux of his primary school. It's Josh Thomson. 318 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:58,816 - 'Prove your smarter.' You've used the wrong 'your' for a start. 319 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:03,136 I don't wanna be pedantic, but if we gotta be smart, should be an apostrophe-R-E. 320 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,736 I've just gotta show off. I've gotta show off my intellectual capability. 321 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,256 Ask me something. - How's your day going? 322 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,376 - Good. 323 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,336 Uuum... 324 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,360 I know what this is. 325 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,480 It's a telescope. 326 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,136 - Did you just break my telescope? 327 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:28,560 - Yeah. I've just got a bit of a time thing at the moment. I'll come back to that. 328 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,536 I can speak a dialect of Yolngu which is Aboriginal from the people of Arnhem Land, 329 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,400 of the northwestern territories of Australia. 330 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,240 Means bouncing tits. 331 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,576 Ionic, Doric, 332 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,600 Corinthian. 333 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,680 This is the flowery one. 334 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:50,176 Oh, shit. I can't remember. This... This is, uh... 335 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,536 the Ro― the columns of the Classical period. 336 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:56,976 - We might have to blur that middle one. - - Yeah. 337 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:57,937 Yep. 338 00:19:57,961 --> 00:20:00,600 - You got 34 seconds. - Goddammit! 339 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,840 Bummer. 340 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,336 - A lot of faff and paff there, but not a lot of proving that you were smart. 341 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,856 Although, the columns... - Mm-hm. 342 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,296 - How accurate were the columns? 343 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:21,120 - His drawings weren't super clear, but I do think he got Ionic and Doric maybe around the wrong way. 344 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,480 Bullshit, mate. 345 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,136 You wanna talk Classical columns? Let's talk Classical columns. 346 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,136 - Here we go. He's off. - JUSTINE, CHRIS: He's off. 347 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,376 - He's doing that thing again. - What thing? 348 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,776 - Yelling. - Yelling. 349 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,536 - It is hard though, because I think Josh is by far the smartest. 350 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,896 Yeah. I hate to admit that as well. 351 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:44,176 - But he fucked that up. - Fucked it so hard. 352 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,936 - Should we score this one? - Yes, please. 353 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,296 Let's― No. No, thanks. 354 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,616 - Justine, it's only fair that you get one. - Sure. I'll take that. 355 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,056 - I think, Josh, you come in with two points. - Mm-kay. 356 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,096 - Although, you got the 'you're' right, as did you, Paul, so you get three points, 357 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,656 but then, you were out of there quite quickly, and I thought that was quite smart, 358 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,496 whereas Josh just faffed around for a lot longer. 359 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,336 Kura, four points for you. Speaking another language is always impressive. 360 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,217 - Thank you. 361 00:21:05,241 --> 00:21:08,936 - And five points for Chris because that's smart use of time, in my opinion. 362 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,840 - Yeah. - Well done, Chrissy! 363 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:16,816 - Paul, let's not do any more maths. Just tell us the scores, please. 364 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,176 - Out in first with a perfect 10 points, it's Chris Parker. 365 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,936 Fantastic. 366 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,536 Well, why don't we see these titans of intellect tackle another task? 367 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:30,696 - I've been told that I have to pre-face this task by saying that despite appearances, 368 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:35,776 the following task is not the 10th instalment of the Fast and Furious franchise. 369 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,080 Oh no. 370 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,416 - I'm sssso... - Ooh. 371 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,256 - Excited already. - We got a buggy? 372 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,656 - Oh my God. - Strength. Oh my God. - Oh, wow. 373 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:54,696 - Are we ponies? Golf cart! - Oh, right on. 374 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,136 - Hello, Chris. Hello, Paul. 375 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,976 - Hey, P Willy. - Hey, Paul. 376 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,736 - Hey, Paul! - Hey, Paul. 377 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,360 - Hello, Kura. Hello, Justine. 378 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,240 - 'Hello, Josh.' - Oh, well, you didn't say hello. 379 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,080 - What do you reckon it is? 380 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:14,616 Drive 11 complete laps without leaving the cart. 381 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,320 - Every lap, a rule will be added. 382 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,416 Rule one ― 383 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:24,440 - the cart must remain in motion and below 8km/h at all times. 384 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,296 - Each time a rule is broken, 100 seconds will be added to your time. 385 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,576 Fastest wins. 386 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,776 - Your time will start when Paul drops his flag. 387 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:36,216 So, we gotta drive 11 complete laps without leaving the cart. Every lap, a rule will be added. 388 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:36,657 - OK. 389 00:22:36,681 --> 00:22:38,536 - OK. Less go! 390 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,776 - OK. So... - This is the attitude we need. 391 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,736 - I'm so excited. Yeah. - Ready? 392 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,240 - Are you ready? - We're ready. 393 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:52,056 - It's a great task, but I've never seen a bunch of adults so excited about driving around... 394 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,656 - I know. - ...in a generic golf cart. 395 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:58,056 - It was really neat. - What buggy team do I get to see first? 396 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:04,776 - Hello, race fans. Start your... 10 horsepower engines. It's Justine, Kura and Josh. 397 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,697 - ♪ Yay! ♪ 398 00:23:05,721 --> 00:23:07,176 - On your marks, 399 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,576 get set, 400 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,600 go. 401 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,056 - This is gr― Oh, this is really nice. - This is so nice! 402 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,616 Josh, do you wanna grab the task, or shall I? 403 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,416 - I can grab it. You drive, you drive. - OK. Here we go. 404 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,776 You right, mate? He's got it. - Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. 405 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,096 Rule two ― swap all shoes at the start of each lap. 406 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,776 - Here's mine, Thomo. You take mine. - OK. 407 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,376 - OK. We've swapped! 408 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,096 - Don't stop. Don't stop. - Take the bucket. Take the bucket. 409 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,136 - Bucket taken. - Yeah. 410 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,656 - OK, swap shoes. Swap shoes. - Great. 411 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,056 - We could just swap between us, eh? - Rule three ― put one duck in the bath every lap. 412 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,416 - Whoo-hoo! - OK. 413 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,656 Every lap shoes, every lap duck. - ♪ Every lap shoes. ♪ 414 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,096 ♪ Every lap duck. 415 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,976 ♪ Every lap shoes. Every lap duck. ♪ 416 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,696 - I need shoes. - OK, you― Whoo-hoo! 417 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,936 - OK, duck in. Duck in. Here's some shoes. I got some shoes. 418 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,576 - Whoo! Shoes. 419 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:53,736 - Rule four ― high five Paul and exclaim a new catchphrase every time you pass him. 420 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,096 - You got a catchphrase? - Yeah. Shit yeah. 421 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,600 - Yes! - Whoo! Well, all right! 422 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,016 - OK. Shoes, high five. - OK, new rule ― 423 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:06,296 honk your horn exactly once every minute for all remaining laps. 424 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,736 - Who's got a timer? - I've got a timer. OK, here we go. 425 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,696 Uh, honk it now. 426 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,376 Here comes a duck! - OK, here comes a duck. 427 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,816 - Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! - Eye on the minute. 428 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,336 - OK. You are enough. All right! 429 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,896 - You get the glasses. I'll get the task. - OK, glasses. OK. 430 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,416 Rule six ― cool lap. 431 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,616 Everyone must wear shades for this lap. Shades on, shades on. 432 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,856 - Can I leave my shades on? I quite like them. 433 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,496 - Reach for the stars. 434 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,417 - You got all of it? 435 00:24:28,441 --> 00:24:30,296 - Yep, I got it. - I got it. 436 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,016 Rule seven ― make Paul a decadent sandwich during this lap. 437 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,256 Duck coming. Duck coming. Here comes the duck. - Shoes. Shoes. 438 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,856 - I'm gonna go real slow. - Duck's in. OK. 439 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,016 - Real slow, love. - So that's a big sandwich. 440 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,416 Big sandwich. Big sandwich. - Yep, got it. 441 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,536 - Nah, nah, you're all good. - I could go― I could go a Sammie. 442 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,536 Go, Juzzy! 443 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,936 - It's Paul's sandwich! 444 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,960 - Pastrami?! Yum! 445 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,056 - Here's your sandwich, Paul. 446 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,696 - Thank you, Paul. - Thank you. - KURA, JOSH: Keep going! 447 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:52,816 - Sorry. Sorry. 448 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,496 - What's all that about, am I right? 449 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,896 - Grab it. Grab it. - OK. 450 00:24:55,920 --> 00:25:00,776 - Rule eight ― scream 'This is fun' in unison exactly once every minute for your remaining laps. 451 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,136 - My God. - OK. 452 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,936 - This is fun. - I'm glad you're enjoying it. 453 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,656 - Shoes. - Duck in. 454 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,536 - You're the man. Yes, you are. You're the man. You'll go far. 455 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,976 One contestant must have a mouthful of sparkling water for this lap. 456 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,176 Do you mind if I do it? - Go for it. 457 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,280 What a― 458 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,496 - Task! Task! - Task! 459 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,297 - Sorry. 460 00:25:20,321 --> 00:25:22,776 Everyone must stay still and make minimal noise for this lap. 461 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,496 Two, one. The horn. 462 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,216 This is fun. 463 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,520 - Taskmaster? More like ass-master. 464 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:34,976 At the end of this final lap, honk your horn exactly 21 times. - OK. 465 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,696 - ♪ Bye, little ducky. ♪ 466 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,216 Hardly working or working hard? Am I right? 467 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,320 This is fun! ...fun! 468 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,056 - Stop the clock. - All right! 469 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,536 - That's my funnest one of all time. - That was very fun. 470 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,536 So good. 471 00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:00,016 - Yeah. You guys really seem to have sorted out your teamwork issues. 472 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,896 We've had some problems in the past episodes, but look at that. 473 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,616 - Yeah. We really came together. - Amazing. 474 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,560 - It was a real window into what going to Disneyland with Juzzy's like. 475 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,056 'Shoes! Shoes! Take your shoes off!' 476 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,360 'This is fun!' 477 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,416 - There were quite a few rules. - A lot of rules, yes. 478 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,696 They completed the course in 14 minutes and 16 seconds, 479 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:27,336 but they broke nine rules for an additional 900 seconds. - What?! 480 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,216 - So the adjusted time was 29 minutes and 16 seconds. 481 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,520 Oh, bullshit! 482 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:37,456 - We're gonna take a quick pit stop to refuel and make sure we're all wearing the same shoes, 483 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:42,360 actually, that we came with. We'll see you after the break. 484 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,976 - Welcome back to Taskmaster, where these five comedians are battling it out 485 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:57,256 for an all-inclusive VIP weekend to Disneyland, which they have to pay for themselves. 486 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,176 So one more team to go. - Yes. 487 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,200 It's Chris Park-a-car 488 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,200 and Paul Ego-fast. 489 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,856 On your marks. - Get set. 490 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,880 Go. 491 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,576 - Oh my God! This is so much fun. - Brilliant. 492 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,496 I don't reckon we're over eight. We won't be over eight. 493 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,096 - Yeah, I got it. OK, swap all shoes at the start of each lap. 494 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,496 - OK. You put your foot on the brake. There's one of mine. Have you got that? 495 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,616 - Yeah, I got it. - OK. 496 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,856 Kee― Kee― No, you can't take your foot off. 497 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,056 Thank you. Got it? - Got it. 498 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,736 - Got it. Got it. Got it. Have we gotta swap shoes again? 499 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,296 - Put one duck in the bath every lap? 500 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,736 Oh, that's coming round. That's all right. 501 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,560 Yep, good. Ohh. 502 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,096 Got it. Right, swap shoes again. 503 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:41,576 - High five Paul and exclaim a new catchphrase every time you pass him. 504 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,376 - Oh! - Got it. 505 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,840 - Oh, we need a catchphrase. - Oh! Um, bring on summer. 506 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,256 - Bring on summer, baby. - Task. Task. Task. The task! 507 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,480 - Oh shit! - Can we reverse? 508 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:55,697 The ducks! 509 00:27:55,721 --> 00:27:57,016 - We'll get the task and then the ducks. 510 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,336 - Can I get out? I can get out. - The car must stay in motion. 511 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,337 - You can't. You gotta stay in motion. 512 00:28:00,361 --> 00:28:03,840 - Do we have to stay in the drive― - Get the ducks. 513 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,120 - But we― - No, that'll do for now. 514 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:11,456 - Honk your horn exactly once every minute for all remaining laps. 515 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,176 Yeah, let's do it. 516 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,336 A new catchphrase. - Hey, balls to the wall. 517 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,760 - Task! The task! The task! - Oh! The task. 518 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,840 Do I keep the... swap shoes. 519 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,376 - Cool lap ― everyone must wear shades for this lap. 520 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,600 - Yeah, nice. Got the duck? 521 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,216 - Here come Mr Nice Guys. 522 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,616 - Yeah. - We need a duck. We need a duck. 523 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:37,176 - Sorry. Go back for the ducks. You open that; I'll get the duck. 524 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,656 - Grab a couple. 525 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,680 Oh, fuck! 526 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,696 Fuckin' hell. 527 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,696 - Reversing. - Hang on, we're reversing. It's all right. 528 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,976 Caravan's fine. It's all good. It probably needed to be moved a bit. 529 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,256 How 'bout a duck? - I reckon I should get the ducks, actually. 530 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:53,737 - Yeah. 531 00:28:53,761 --> 00:28:55,576 - I gotta make Paul a sandwich. Oh, we don't need― 532 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,096 - What?! You gotta make Paul a sandwich? 533 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,096 - Yeah. We don't need the shades anymore. - OK. 534 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,216 Yeah, bros before homeowners. 535 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,177 - Oi. - OK. 536 00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:04,616 - Here's a lovely sandwich. - Thank you. 537 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,576 - Wha― Oh, we gotta say, 'This is fun' in unison. One, two, three. 538 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,456 - This is fun! - Once exactly every minute. 539 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,256 I'm glad you're enjoying it. 540 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,280 - I'll do the duck. 541 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,256 - See ya. I wouldn't wanna be ya. - That's not very nice. 542 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,776 - One contestant must have a mouthful of sparkling water for this lap. 543 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,336 I'll have that. - K. 544 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,256 - Better watch where you're putting those, big boy. 545 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,376 - Got enough ducks? - Yeah. 546 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,376 Everyone must stay still 547 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,400 and make minimal noise for this lap. 548 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,416 - Is that a radar in your pocket or have you got an erection? 549 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,816 - It's a radar. - Oh, yeah. 550 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:42,336 - At the end of this final lap, honk the horn exactly 21 times. - OK. 551 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,696 That's it. OK. 552 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,800 - One, two. - Three, four. 553 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,920 18, 19, 20... 554 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,296 21. - ...21. 555 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,056 Final catchphrase, yeah! - Booyakasha! 556 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,336 - That's a good one. 557 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,896 - Thank you, Paul. Thank you, Chris. - That was so good. 558 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,656 - Those crocs are comfortable. - They are comfortable, eh? 559 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,136 Yeah. 560 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,896 - That was brilliant! - Amazing. So good. 561 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,400 - I knew something interesting was about to happen when the banjo music starts up. 562 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:15,416 You're the first person to― to crash, uh, one of those into the caravan. 563 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,976 - The thing is, Paul would keep forgetting to get the task, 564 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,736 so then we'd have to do a little― we added this gorgeous little U-turn in. 565 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,256 And then we thought, 'Let's never do that again.' 566 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,976 Then all the ducks fell off the thing, and then we had to do it every time. 567 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,976 I'll tell you the worst part ― was me having to take the crocs off Paul's bare feet... 568 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 - Ew! Ew! - Ooh! 569 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:42,336 ...and then, put that into my foot. It was honestly... 570 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,360 ...awful. 571 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:50,936 It was like getting into a bath your grandad's just got out of. 572 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,856 - So, the time to beat was 29 minutes and 16 seconds, 573 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:59,936 and Paul and Chris' time before the rule penalty gets added on 574 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:03,360 was 11 minutes and 27 seconds. 575 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,336 - They made 576 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,360 15 errors... - Not bad. 577 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:13,896 - ...for an additional of 1500 seconds, taking their total to 36 minutes and 27 seconds. 578 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,496 - Oh no. - Not that bad. 579 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,336 Yass! 580 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,976 - Right. I think it should be three points to you guys; two points to you guys. 581 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,576 - Oh, thank you. Appreciate it. - Happy with that. 582 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:31,600 - It's time to take an ad break in our TV show that, in itself, is an ad for Herbs and Spices Thai Rotorua. 583 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:39,560 Let the herbs and spices transport you away. That's what they say. See you after the break. 584 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,216 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. 585 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:51,496 If you're just joining us, these five folks are vying to win a sensual weekend with Sonny Bill Williams 586 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,000 on Josh Thomson's dad's farm. 587 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,696 Sonny Bill not included. 588 00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,816 - At a blistering 8K's an hour, Paul, why don't you speed us into the next task? 589 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:05,240 - This next task had our contestants 'rope-a-pull'. 590 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,616 - The spider hath 591 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,136 spun its web. 592 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,096 - Ah, there's been a drive-by roping. 593 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,296 - I guess I should get the task. 594 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,520 - Where is that pesky task? 595 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,616 - Do you want me to abseil up there? 596 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,496 - Um, just pull it down, ideally. - Oh, pu― Yeah, OK. Cool. 597 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,680 - I can pull it? - Hi-yah! 598 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,440 - Pull the rope to drop the duck. 599 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,177 - There's a lot of ropes. 600 00:32:34,201 --> 00:32:36,096 - You cannot enter the house. 601 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,536 - Fewest rope pulls wins. Your time starts now. 602 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,696 - Is the duck in the bucket? 603 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,656 - This is not the first time I've come across a duck in a bucket. 604 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,360 - Which one's got the duck in it?! 605 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,376 - Mm-kay. Which puller are we gonna see first, Paul? 606 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,376 - Here, completing one of the things off her bucket list, 607 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:58,736 which is a list of things she wants to do with buckets, it's Justine Smith. 608 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,016 - So, the duck is maybe in one of these buckets. 609 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:05,296 I'm assuming the duck is yellow, so I'm just gonna do that. 610 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,097 Not a duck. 611 00:33:06,121 --> 00:33:08,656 Oh, that's got water. 612 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,056 Ooh. 613 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,096 That made me feel uncomfortable for some reason. 614 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,280 OK, the yellow theory, maybe not working. 615 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,800 Thought that was an iPad. 616 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,856 Oh, I'm enjoying that, though. 617 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,056 Little bit of Disneyland. 618 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,080 Um, OK. That's that. 619 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,976 What was that? Is that a duck? - No, that― that was my yo-yo. 620 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 That was my xylophone. 621 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,296 - Close to a duck. 622 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,520 - In what way? - It's an egg! 623 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,136 I'd have been happier with it if that was the first rope I pulled, 624 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,216 but I'm happy there was a duck in the bucket 625 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,656 and it wasn't some mysterious clue I was missing. 626 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:50,336 - Why'd you choose that one? - Duck ― I mean, there's three letters in the word duck― 627 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,640 four. 628 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,456 - Can't blame the editing. - Not this time. 629 00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,776 No, you can't. 630 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,616 - How long did that take? 12, was it? - It was 12 rope pulls, yes. 631 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,856 - 12's pretty good. - How many buckets were there? 632 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,880 - Uh, 26 buckets. 633 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:11,920 - Who's up next? - Let's watch 'Pull' Ego pull 'thee' rope. 634 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,640 I feel like a trick is involved, Paul. 635 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,936 That is definitely not a duck. 636 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,776 I'm just gonna have to pull all of them. We'll go every second. 637 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,496 No. Confe― OK. 638 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,976 Oh! Ohh! 639 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 - Oh, this is really― 640 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,376 How many― How many pulls is that now? 641 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,856 It's a hell of a mess. I don't have to clean all this up, do I? 642 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,496 Oh, there's nothing in that one at all. That probably doesn't even count. 643 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,496 I reckon it's either this one or this one. 644 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,096 It's not that one either. 645 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,120 This is still one pull. 646 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,416 - I think that's two rope pulls. 647 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,520 P Willy, you're a. 648 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,416 That's not a duck either. 649 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,376 I reckon it's misdirection and there are no ducks. 650 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,936 Well, I'm not gonna win fewest pulls. We're doing all of them. 651 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:02,480 We're gonna commit to every bucket. I'm an every bucket guy from way back. 652 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,416 Was that literally the last bucket? - I think it was second to last. 653 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:11,856 - I'm just gonna check the envelope in case it says 'the most number of pulls wins.' 654 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,816 Yep. That's what it says. Mo― No, fewest. It says fewest. - Yeah. 655 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,240 Yep. 656 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,056 - How many buckets did Paul pull? How many ropes? 657 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:27,096 So, there was a total of 26 ropes, and he pulled 25. 658 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,000 - That's amazing. That's like 99%. 659 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,416 - Why 26 buckets? 660 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,440 - Uh, because there are 26 letters in the alphabet. 661 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,760 Oh my God! 662 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,936 - What, so each bucket had something in it... - Yes. 663 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,256 - So, D for duck. - Yeah. 664 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,896 - Fourth bucket. - Yeah. 665 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,720 - There we go. Look at that. - Yeah, you could've put those up there. That would've been better. 666 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:55,456 We would've got it really fast. - Not everyone could have done as badly as Paul, though, surely. 667 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,216 - Should we find out? - Yeah. 668 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:02,360 - She's the Sonny Bill Williams of finding ducks. It's Kura Forrester. - Oh God. 669 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,896 - Can you tell me which bucket the duck's in? 670 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,896 - I can't, sorry. - Worth a shot, though, eh? 671 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,920 Ducky! 672 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:17,400 I'm pulling this one cos it looks like it's got something in it. 673 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,016 A QR code? 674 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,216 I feel like this― this is a riddle. 675 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,336 'Scan me.' Yes, I will. 676 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,096 Hope it sees where the duck is. 677 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,400 Taskmaster. Use the fourth! 678 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,216 Wow! 679 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,616 - Thanks, Paul. - Thank you, Kura. 680 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,496 - See ya later. - See ya. 681 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,936 - Well done, mate. - Thanks, mate. 682 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,296 - Well done. - Got lucky. 683 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,256 - Impressive, Kura. Impressive, using technology. 684 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,416 - Thank you. - Uh, it was three rope pulls. 685 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,376 - Three rope pulls. See, that's quite impressive. - Really good. 686 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,176 - A little bit of luck involved in that, though, you gotta say... 687 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,576 - For sure! - ...that you pulled the QR one. 688 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,416 - Yeah. - I mean, the other two also pulled the QR one. 689 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:59,096 Justine thought it was an iPad, and Paul... 690 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,976 Did I? - Yeah, I paid no attention at all 691 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,656 to any of the other things in the buckets. - No, I didn't either. 692 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:09,336 - Like, at no point did I go, 'Oh, this is a show that's often got clues as to what the thing is. 693 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,736 'Maybe I should look at what the things are.' 694 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,496 No, you dumb fucko, just keep pulling the ropes. 695 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:21,456 - Who are we gonna see next, Paul? - These two are really 'quack' up. It's Josh and Chris. 696 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,536 - I mean, is there a way of working it out? 697 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,560 Or... is there a hack? 698 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,040 - Just gotta make some sort of situation. 699 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:36,320 - Can you please get me some tape, a mirror and a stick? 700 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:41,000 It's just wet from the dew. 701 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:46,136 - I've seen ducks have sex before. Pretty gruesome stuff. 702 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,816 - I generally stay away from those types of websites. 703 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:53,936 - My phone's connected to my watch, and I can see what my watch― ph― watch― 704 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,840 I can watch what― I can― I can― I can― 705 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,136 I can watch... what was the question? 706 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,336 - Oh! 707 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,240 I saw something yellow in that one. 708 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,416 A lemon! 709 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,096 You could see how I thought that was a duck. 710 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,256 - There's a duck. - There's a duck in the blue one. 711 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,360 Eh! 712 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,016 Oh, which one was it? 713 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,920 Which one was it? - What do you mean? 714 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,616 There's something in here. 715 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,656 - Yeah! I mean, it's a toy duck. It's not an actual duck. 716 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,296 Oh shit! Which one was it? 717 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,456 - What? - Oh... it's the blue one. It's gotta be the blue one. 718 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,216 That blue one, eh? 719 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,217 Which one is it? 720 00:38:33,241 --> 00:38:34,920 - I swear this is a duck. 721 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,616 Ah! 722 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,640 Clever! Clever! 723 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,376 - Great mirror work from you. 724 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,456 - Yeah. How long was I actually doing that for, cos it felt like ages. 725 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,776 - It was quite a while. - Yeah. 726 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,216 - He took 36 minutes. - Yeah. 727 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,736 - 36 minutes? - So long. 728 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,136 - Yes. But, uh, two rope pulls from Chris. - Yeah. 729 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,576 - Amazing. - That's very good. 730 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,536 Yeah. It's not very many, is it? 731 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,560 No. 732 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,976 - But Josh found it in one pull. - Yeah, well done. 733 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,800 - Wow. - One pull. 734 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,896 - One point for Paul, two points for Justine, three points for Kura, 735 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,136 four points for Chris and five points for Josh Thomson. 736 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,736 - Nice, Jo shy. - Well done, Josh. 737 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,256 - All right, it's time for you all to go and tug your own bucket and see what comes out. 738 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,760 We'll see you after these ads. 739 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,416 - Welcome home. We've missed you. 740 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,736 It's almost time to send someone home with a heavily discounted weekend of action 741 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:38,496 courtesy of Chris Parker and Grab One, but we still have one more task to complete. 742 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,376 First of all, however, Paul, what are the scores? 743 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:46,480 - With a two-point lead, on 16, it's Chris Parker out in front. 744 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:53,640 - It is all to play for. Let's head up on to the stage for the live task. 745 00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:01,496 Those are some beautifully art-directed toilet brushes on plinths. 746 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,136 Paul, who's gonna read out the task? 747 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:07,136 - Josh Thomson. - We believe in you, Josh. - Thanks. That's very nice. 748 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,936 Trick the Taskmaster by hiding your toilet brush 749 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,856 either in your reusable shopping bag or on your person. 750 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:20,936 The Taskmaster can ask one question per player and make one accusation of each brush's location. 751 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,336 If his accusation is wrong, you move on to the next round. 752 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:29,616 If his accusation is correct, the player will leave the game. Last player standing wins. 753 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:34,336 You have 20 seconds to hide your toilet brush while the Taskmaster averts his gaze. 754 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,656 - Is that me? Or, do I have to get― Oh. 755 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,096 - Oh, his gaze. - Oh, the gaze. His gaze. 756 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,696 Oh, there was just a... 757 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,656 Your first 20 seconds starts on Paul's whistle. 758 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,696 - Everybody understands? - Yes. 759 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,720 OK. 760 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,960 10 seconds. 761 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,720 OK. 762 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,696 You're holding your bag behind you, Chris? 763 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:08,376 - Yeah. - Is that my question? 764 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,936 I believe that was your question. 765 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,256 - It's on your person, Chris. 766 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,360 Dammit-uh. 767 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,176 Really good. - Josh? 768 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,616 - Hey. 769 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,016 - It's in your bag. - Hey? 770 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,136 - I'm not even gonna ask you a question. It's in your bag. 771 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,456 I forgot. Fuck. 772 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,136 You're good at this, I know. 773 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,256 - You haven't put it up your dress, have you, Justine? 774 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,680 - Nope. - It's on your person. 775 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,656 - Ooh. 776 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,960 Eh! Well done. 777 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,656 - What year were you born, Kura? - 1985. 778 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,680 - Good year. - Mm. 779 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000 - It's in the bag. 780 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,256 - Oh! - Eh! 781 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,416 - Nice work. 782 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,440 - Paul. - Yeah, I wasn't born in 1985. 783 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,696 - Is it in the bag or on your person, Paul? 784 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:02,616 I'm not telling you. 785 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,216 - It's on your person. 786 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,720 - Then how do you explain this? 787 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,976 Yes, baby! 788 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Ooh, ugh! Wow. 789 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,096 Wow! 790 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:20,000 - That's round one. For round two, we'll be adding a second toilet brush. 791 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:25,440 Same again. 20 seconds to hide both on my whistle. 792 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,056 - Justine. - Hi. 793 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,616 - Are you a fan of supermarket shopping? - I am. 794 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,536 - They're on your person. 795 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,560 Yep. 796 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,816 That was amazing. 797 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,656 First time I've ever seen someone shit out two toilet brushes. 798 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,936 Kura. 799 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,416 What's your favourite Pizza Hut pizza? 800 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,976 Easy. Chicken and bacon with barbecue sauce. 801 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,096 - I believe that the brushes are on your person. 802 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:18,200 Then how do you explain... 803 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,280 - this? - Eh! 804 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,816 Well, that means that you guys came first equal. 805 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,216 - Yes! - We took it! - Come on down. 806 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,440 - Yes, queen! - Wow! 807 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,520 - Take a seat, please. 808 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,256 I think it'd be good to score that five points for each of you guys. 809 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,096 - Thank you. - And one point each for the boys. 810 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,056 - Yes! Yes, yes! - What?! 811 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,576 - One for the boys. - One for the boys. 812 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,416 - And as always, someone must have won that episode, Paul. 813 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,136 In second place with 16, Kura. 814 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,336 - And winning the episode with 17, 815 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:55,160 - Chris Parker! - Chrissy! 816 00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:01,336 - Chris Parker wins, meaning, like a recent divorcee, the weekends all belong to you. 817 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,720 Yeah. - Go and grab them, Chris. Enjoy the spoils. 818 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,336 Tonight, we've found our ducks, we've discovered new massage techniques 819 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:15,256 and learnt that the boiling point of water is indeed above zero. 820 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:19,080 And our winner for this fourth episode is Chris Parker! 821 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:26,480 Thanks for your company tonight. See you next week. Po Marie. Good night. 822 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,896 - All the information you need is in the task, yeah. 823 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,576 - When your girlfriend goes, 'Do you wanna go out for dinner?' 824 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,720 do you just go, 'All the information is on the task'? - Yeah. 825 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:49,817 - Fuck! 826 00:44:49,841 --> 00:44:50,856 Yeah! 827 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:55,720 I'm not the Taskmaster, but I'd say, phwoar, nailed it.