[Nicky] Previously on "Slag Wars".
You will be repeating all of your Passion Projects
back to back in one afternoon!
- Oh, fuck. - We are gonna select
our top four. - That's changing my position
in this competition.
[upbeat music]
Mama Mamba, you have been very, very consistent.
Damien, you've really pushed yourself.
Freyja, you started off [chuckling] quite scared.
Well done, you've done great, and congratulations.
Cocoa, you are going through to the final.
What?
I don't know how that happened, but I'm so glad it did.
Everything paid off. - Braxton, Oscar,
JV, Sabrina,
your job is not done yet.
I'm gonna need your help tomorrow to help me find a winner.
I hope that means we get to, like,
sit on a special chair or something.
I'm not sure what's going on.
This whole season, Rebecca has taught the slags
to fake it until you make it,
and that is a mantra that I live by.
That is why I fake having seizures at chain restaurants
right before they bring me the check.
With only our top four left,
our eliminated slags have their own points to divvy up,
which could change the game for someone.
Then, later, with an emotional finale,
Rebecca will crown a winner of "Slag Wars: Season Two".
Can I do that again?
I want it a little more natural.
[cymbals shimmering] [container pops]
[bright folk music]
Then, later, Rebecca is going to crown a winner
of "Slag Wars: Season Two". [crying]
[bright folk music continues]
Use that cut, it's so much more natural.
Rebecca and the judges have their work cut out for them
because our top four, they're incredible.
We have Cocoa Kink,
Freyja,
Mama Mamba,
and Damien Lenore,
but only one is gonna walk away with the title
of the next Cock Destroyer and a cash prize of,
wait, there's still no cash prize?
How do you get people to sign up for this, blackmail?
Wait, I'm still getting paid, right?
Oh, okay, we're back.
I'm so proud of this cast at this show
and what it represents to queer people. [crying]
♪ Slag Wars, whoa-oh-oh
♪ We're the ones you wanna know ♪
♪ Slag Wars, whoa-oh-oh
♪ Cock Destroyers run this show ♪
♪ Slag Wars, whoa-oh-oh
♪ We're the ones you wanna know ♪
♪ Slag Wars, whoa-oh-oh
♪ Cock Destroyers run this show ♪
♪ It's a motherfucking slag house, slag house ♪
♪ Ooh, aah [upbeat music]
♪ Ooh, aah
Last night was so fun.
I thought the main challenge was really fun
and everyone did so well.
I didn't even think I was gonna be in the top four,
rubbing shoulders with that kind of talent.
Apparently, I can. [laughs]
Can I just say I am so glad to be in this house
with you beautiful Black queens.
- Hey, and you too. - Thank you, and likewise.
Yeah, exactly, abso-fucking-lutely.
So, today, I wanted to catch up with my Black queens
and just relax and chill before we get the day started.
In our everyday lives, like, you know,
being a person of color in this industry,
the comments that I get, like,
with all the OnlyFans stuff that I do,
if I do a scene with a white guy, like,
the comments will be like, "Yeah, destroy that white ass,"
you know, or like, you know, "Love seeing that Black cock
destroy that white ass," and I'm like, "Why not just say
that big dick," you know? - Yeah.
Yeah, so many people will bring in race.
Like, they see you as a person of color
and automatically they think that's your thing.
- Yeah. - That's your gig, right?
- Exactly. - And it's like, actually, no.
Like, I do porn, or I make content or whatever,
or I do, whatever you're doing, as me.
It was really nice to be able to actually connect
with other Black sex workers
and talk about our shared experiences.
I feel like people like to group it,
so all Black sex workers think this,
all Black people think this.
The issue with that is, is it's just dehumanizing
as being, like, straight up racist,
and there's this constant theme of dehumanizing people
of color and dehumanizing sex workers.
I really don't like that.
Like, I want people to see me and love me for who I am
and listen to me when I express these nuances
of being a Black person in the UK.
I live in the UK
and outside of London, so when I was at the strip club,
I commonly had to explain to people who were like,
"I've never fancied a Black girl before,"
while they fancied me, which is so stupid, but, yeah,
I've seen it happen loads of times in the industry.
For me, in porn and content creation,
like, I have this message for any person of color,
whether you're Asian, whether you're Latino,
whether you're Black, Middle Eastern, it's like,
"Don't put us in this box and be like,
"You're an Asian, you're a bottom, you're a Black,
you're a top," because that's not the way it is, you know?
Absolutely, absolutely, yeah.
It was so lovely to take the time
at the slag house to talk to other Black sex workers
'cause I don't really get to have that conversation
that often and not in the framework where we're all so open
and calm and in a fucking hot tub. [chuckles]
So, let's represent! - Yes.
Yes, let's fucking represent.
[upbeat music] ♪ It's getting closer, yeah
♪ Getting closer, yeah
♪ It's getting closer, yeah
♪ It's getting closer now ♪ It's getting closer now
- Final four. - Could you imagine?
- Isn't that wild? - It's crazy.
It's insane, what's happening?
[Nicky] We had a magical robot a few episodes ago,
but this is what shocks 'em? - Absolutely astounded
by the level of talent in this competition.
Everybody is amazing here, absolutely fantastic.
So deserved, so fucking deserved.
Like, congrats, congrats.
We're in top four.
It's gonna be a very intense day.
We don't know what's gonna happen,
like what we're gonna be doing,
exactly how the day's gonna pan out,
so we're all feeling a bit nervous.
You can feel the tension in there.
Yesterday was a struggle for me, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, I was going through it. [laughs]
Like, I was having a really hard time yesterday,
like every single thing, like I was just not okay yesterday.
Give me a second. [breathes heavily]
What's going on, baby?
I think I just got a bit overwhelmed
'cause I've been feeling like,
obviously I struggle with anxiety,
so everything's just been a lot.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
And even though you were like probably
the most anxious person yesterday,
like, it just didn't show in your performance at all.
You just got up there,
and you didn't even see the nerves on your face.
Fake it till you make it, baby.
Yeah, I definitely did that yesterday.
And you fucking made it.
I think everybody can admit that they have had a little bit
of imposter syndrome at one point in their life at least.
I always think I didn't do well,
and that's just kind of something I'm gonna
probably have to work through.
Well, I do think this season does need
a little bit of drama,
so I'm gonna start some drama.
Mama? [suspenseful music]
You are so fucking gorgeous, I'm sick of looking at you.
I'm just, I don't even wanna look at you anymore.
Why would you say that? [laughing]
Get out of my fucking face, all of you.
I just love you too much! [Cocoa laughing]
Your fucking beauty drives me insane.
I can't stand any of you.
[all laughing]
It has been a wild ride.
There's no more Passion Projects.
It's just coming down to finding out
what the outcome of everything is.
Fuck the table, [roaring] I'll fuck it up! [roaring]
[all laughing loudly]
[upbeat music]
[contestants cheering] - Hey!
Oh, my gosh, what's going on, top four slags?
I cannot believe this is my last day at the slag house.
I have had such an amazing time.
We are out here in the country, honey, and guess what?
There ain't no club out here.
So, I fixed us some cocktails, and guess what?
We're gonna have our own club.
Yay, I like that. [contestants cheering]
I've been a contestant on a few shows now
and I've done many a pageant,
so I know how stressful it can get.
So, today, I wanted to alleviate the stress from the slags,
and we're gonna have a dance party.
Cheers to the club, honey! [contestants cheering]
♪ You better make it count
♪ Work it out now, work it out
♪ Make it count
♪ Sweat it out now, sweat it out ♪
♪ Make it count ♪ Break it down now
♪ Break it down ♪ Make it count
♪ Everybody popping on the dance floor, make it count ♪
♪ Work it out now, work it out
♪ Make it count
♪ Sweat it out now, sweat it out ♪
♪ Make it count ♪ Break it down now
♪ Break it down ♪ Make it count
♪ Everybody popping on the dance floor, make it count ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
♪ Everybody popping on the dance floor, make it count ♪
Whoo, honey, I'm feeling good.
If I don't know how to do nothing else, I know how to party.
[all laughing]
- That was so much fun. - Yes, honey.
I can't believe how close I got to these slags.
We are really a family.
On Slag Wars' sister show, "Hot Haus", which I won,
uh, uh, yeah, we don't make decisions alone
because it's all about- - Community!
So, because of that,
oh, slags! [suspenseful music]
[Nicky] That's right.
The eliminated slags are crashing the party,
and they each have 20 points to distribute to our top four.
Will this push our competition over the edge?
Let's find out. [suspenseful music crescendos]
I'm gonna ask some important questions
and the eliminated slags are gonna figure out
how to split 'em up. - Each and every one of them
have bought something different to the challenges,
so I'm really proud of all of them.
How do you plan to step into a community leadership role
and make a positive impact?
Mama? - I'm gonna keep doing
what I'm doing now, by being my authentic self
and showing people not to let their bodies
or anything get in the way of who they want to be
and how they want to represent themselves.
Body positivity is really important to me
because growing up, like, I've always been
either made fun of for my weight
and, like, it's only fairly recently that I've actually come
to terms with, like, this is how I am and, like,
I can still be sexy looking like this.
Body positivity. - I love it.
Well, you know I'm all about body positivity, honey.
I know what that means. [laughing]
It's just really important for me
to be able to, like, put that out there,
and project that onto other people as well.
- Okay, what about you, Cocoa? - My plan is to create events,
and so people can showcase their talents
and also appreciate the talents of other people around them.
I love that, it's always good to have safe spaces.
We need more of those in the world.
I wanted to create a space that will allow for people
who are in the community, in the queer community,
sex worker community, to be able to showcase
their talents and their crafts.
So, my plan would be
to use any exposure that I get and any power that I have
to bring more diversity into the performance community
and put more of a spotlight on queer people,
put more of a spotlight on not just cis white performers,
but performers of color, trans performers,
non-binary performers, and make sure that there's a place
that everyone can showcase their art.
That really just hit me.
Like, I wasn't really expecting to hear that.
[Nicky] His shows are gonna be so diverse,
he won't be allowed to perform in them.
- Freyja? - Just with lots of love
and acceptance for people of all ethnic backgrounds,
gender identity, giving them a platform and just a lot
of love that they might not have had previously.
- I love that. - Love always wins.
Love is the answer to everything.
Well, not everything, sometimes sex
or sometimes really hard BDSMs,
but love always wins.
All right, slags, I have one
last question to ask you.
Where is the body? - Everywhere!
- Where is the body? - Everywhere!
I said, where is the body?
- Everywhere! - All right, motherfuckers.
Now, to our bottom slags,
I will give you a chance to distribute your points.
The other slags were given 20 points to divide up
between myself and the other top four contestants.
I'm standing here with the top four.
Anything can happen.
Mama, I've watched you kill every challenge,
and I'm giving you five points.
I'm sure y'all can see where this is going.
Cocoa, I'm so proud of your growth,
I'm so happy to know you, especially on the level we do now,
and you'll be getting five points.
Damien, I'm so proud of you. - I love you.
And you're getting five points.
- Thank you. - And Freyja, my love,
you know how much I love you.
You're one of the most unique
and creative people in this entire industry,
and you'll also be getting five points.
I love you all so much, I can't be non-balanced.
I've been part of unions and everything,
but never surrounded by queer people on the same wavelength
as me and so intimately and so closely,
and it's just been, like,
unforgettable and just one of the most amazing experiences
of my life, and I don't want it to be over,
and I'm really upset about it.
Mama, the confidence in you that I've seen,
like every time you got on
and did a challenge, you just turned on.
I'm gonna give you eight points.
Cocoa, my Black queen, [upbeat music]
I am so proud of you.
I'm so happy that we got to do this together.
I know you're gonna go off and do amazing things as well,
so I'm gonna give you two points.
Damien, I feel like you and I were the quieter ones
in the group and what you just said in your speech
means so much to me as well because I believe
that it's a cause that I really want to bring
[crying] as well, so I'm giving you eight points.
Sorry. [gentle music]
Love you, Braxton.
I feel a great responsibility for anyone
that's in this industry to make sure that we are seen,
we are heard, and that we are represented equally.
So, for me, when Damien, you know, made his speech,
it just really, like, hit me. [gentle music continues]
Freyja, to see where you've come from
from day one, I'm proud of you.
I'm giving you two points.
[gentle music continues]
JV.
You guys all deserve to win this challenge,
but I have 20 points to give them, and, Damien,
I really feel that you stand out above all of us here.
All of us are so amazing, and all of you are amazing,
but none of us are masters of our craft the way you are.
All of us shook at some point.
You didn't crack under pressure ever.
Those kind of things coming from him about me,
it was just, it was wild. [gentle music continues]
You are, like, seriously like a fucking brother to me.
I just feel that I have to give you, like, all my 20 points
because all of us here have, like,
so much to learn from you.
And, like, all of you deserve this,
but, like, if I was picking a winner,
like, baby, you'd be my winner.
It was just like super, super, super, super emotional,
but in the most beautiful possible way.
Mama, I am so captivated by everything you do,
and I can't wait for the world to be captivated
by everything you do, so I'm giving you 10 points.
- Thank you. - Cocoa, I'm so glad we've met
and you have been amazing in this competition,
so I'm giving you four points.
Damien, you're such an amazing, amazing performer,
and I have a lot to learn from you,
so I'm giving you three points.
Freyja, you're the weirdest bitch I've ever met.
I love you so much, [chuckles]
so I'm giving you three points.
Thank you. [gentle music continues]
This experience has been insane.
I don't really know how to put it into words
because it feels
so beautiful [gentle music continues]
and slutty all in one. [chuckles]
Now, slags, your points will be added to your total score,
and I'll make sure Rebecca hears about your answers.
Now, I think Matt have a special surprise for y'all.
Y'all better go see what it is, honey.
[contestants laughing]
[Nicky] Wow!
Now this is where our leaderboard stands.
[upbeat music]
Kind of gagged.
[upbeat music fading]
[Matt breathing deeply]
Oh, my God, I haven't seen you in so long.
How have you been? - It's been too long.
It's been too long. - Last season, Delia came
and she gave us all readings.
Ooh, what do we got here, Delia?
Oh, the hung man. [mystical music]
How hung is he?
Child, that's not what the hung man means.
And I'll tell you what, she is so on point,
everything she's ever predicted for me has come true.
You know, you were right about your prediction
that you made. - Tell me more.
I met the hung man.
I met him three times. - What?
And he was incredible.
I'm really happy for you, even though that, no,
I'm so happy for you. - Thank you.
Even though I'm still a connoisseur
of the spiritual arts, I have started
to delve into pole. [mystical music]
- Oh! - I needed to explore
my more hoe side. - You've been pole dancing?
- Like a slag. - Oh, I love it.
- I know. - It's so hot.
I'm very spiritual, and that's why I brought
my bestie, Delia, here.
So, are you ready to meet our first slag?
Bring them on.
Well, well, well, look at this fine devil.
Oh, my God, she is so, so beautiful
and her energy is so calming and amazing.
I can't wait to sit down with her.
So, three cards, any three cards.
[mystical music continues]
Two.
[mystical music continues]
Even though you may portray this slightly naughty,
devilish character, I do feel like sometimes people
just totally misunderstand you or misread you.
There is someone there who is incredibly sensitive,
emotionally astute.
You pick up things from a lot of different people.
Your peak is on its way, and I would say to you, like,
next year is gonna be a much bigger year for you.
You are actually gonna go on
and do really, really great things.
Delia's reading confirmed a lot of the things
that were going through my mind today.
So, I think tonight [mystical music continues]
is definitely going to be
an interesting and challenging night.
- Hi. - Hey, gorgeous.
I'm gonna have my chat with Delia.
Thank you so much.
Hm-hmm, interesting. [mystical music continues]
There is a part of you that feels
like you have found yourself.
You know what you want, you know what you're doing,
you know where you're going.
I actually feel there is a part of you
that is very good at caring for other people.
There is something about you helping people of the future,
bringing up their energy, giving them confidence, teaching.
I think it's gonna be a beautiful,
it's really gonna be your true calling,
and there will still be sauciness,
just with a little bit of a caring nature there as well.
I feel like everything she said,
it was like pretty spot on.
Is there any advice you have for me about that?
The message I have for you is don't hold back.
Just go all in there, all in.
[all laughing]
Coming here and doing all of this, I feel like,
well, shit, how did you know that? [chuckles]
- Hi. - Hello, hello.
I am very intuitive and quite witchy myself.
Have a shuffle.
I'm really bad at shuffling.
I can't shuffle to save my life, but, you know,
it is all about the energy that you put into the cards.
I feel like I'm looking at someone who has a lot of ideas,
maybe even too many ideas, too many projects.
You're very talented in a lot of things.
As much as people might want to tell you
to take a more grounded approach, get organized,
I don't know that that's the approach for you.
What you need to know is to truly follow your heart.
I really resonated with what she was telling me.
I am someone who has evolved over time,
and I feel like I've lived so many different lives.
So, yeah, thank you. - Yeah.
For her to tell me to embrace my chaos was fantastic.
That's exactly what I needed to hear
'cause I've always associated my chaos
with being a negative thing.
- Darling. - Hello.
So, it's happening. [mystical music continues]
- Okay. - What do you mean okay?
Okay. - I kind of feel like
I would like to keep you in suspense for a little bit longer
for my pleasure. [Cocoa laughing]
I feel like, you know,
life hasn't always been that kind for you.
You know, that's the PG version, it's been a shit show.
There may have been some family members
who didn't support you.
Oh, my gosh.
When she said that part, I was like, oh, fuck.
Like, people haven't been as supportive of you
as you would necessarily like.
I'm pleased to be able to see
that is a thing that's well behind you.
The question is, are you ready to let go of the trauma?
I don't think you realize where you're going.
Something is blossoming here, all you need to do is just go,
"Bye-bye, trauma, that's not me anymore."
You willing to do that? - Well, yeah, yeah, yes.
Am I ready to let go of this?
Am I ready to let go of these things?
You know, that's pretty fucking deep
for just before the final.
I was like, "Oh, God."
This is like an amazing insight that I guess
I've never had the pleasure to experience before,
and I'm so happy that this is my first time.
I'm very good with first-timers.
[Matt and Cocoa laughing] Very gentle.
[mystical music continues]
So, what is the high priestess high on?
[moves to suspenseful music]
[Delia inhales deeply]
[suspenseful music continues]
[moves to dramatic music]
[dramatic music continues]
This is it, this is the final Golden Lips ceremony.
I'm standing here with the top four.
It could be any of us that win.
[contestants gasping] - [Cocoa] Oh, my God.
[JV] Oh, my God!
She's gorgeous. - Hello, slags.
- Yes! - Gorgeous!
- Loving it. - Rebecca comes out
with her brand new hairdo.
She looks fucking incredible.
Slags, you're the first to witness my new look.
For years, my image has defined me,
my hair, my boobs, my lips. [gentle music]
Retirement has made me think about things that I want.
This week has been a huge journey for me with you.
Everything I've been telling you
I've been secretly telling myself.
All the rules that I live by, fake it till you make it,
tonight has been the most nervous I've been,
a new life, a new me.
People change, and that's okay.
It's a big moment and, you know,
you just want to be fully present and not overwhelmed
with tears and emotions like that, and I'm just like,
all right, all right, just listen, just listen.
Damien, the siren slag, [gentle music continues]
this journey for you has been about balancing
your perfectionism with some Cock Destroyer chaos.
Moving forward, after everything I've learned here,
I'm going to really work on things that feel perfect
and has no flaws because sometimes our flaws are the things
that really make us the most incredible.
I have one more thing to say.
I think that diversity is such an important thing,
and I don't think cis white men really need to be put on
as much of a pedestal as they are, so I'm not questioning
your judging capabilities whatsoever,
but I'm going to remove myself from the top four.
So, thank you for everything.
I appreciate you. - Thank you, Damien.
- Yeah. - Thank you.
[gentle music continues]
Thank you. [clapping]
Things are made very easy
for me, and there are so many extremely intelligent,
creative, wonderful people that I've shared
this challenge with since I've been here,
and it felt like the right move to step down.
Mama Mamba, you lived up to your name, the extreme slag.
So, this whole experience has been
a massive journey for me.
It's been no secret that I've struggled with anxiety a lot,
but I feel like this experience has really helped me
to push myself through that.
I feel like
performance is, like, my specialty,
but I've also done stripping, I've done real-life sex work,
I've done online sex work.
Like, I understand the community,
so I would use it to be more of like an active part in that
and just keep going, keep doing what I'm doing,
and show the world what I got.
Thank you so much, you've been amazing,
and wow! [clapping] [contestants applauding]
I'm scared. [laughs]
I hate talking about things, I find it very scary,
but I need to get my shit together because I wanna win.
Freyja, the alien slag, you've proven that pushing
the mold is a ticket to success.
We exist on one timeline.
There's only one version of ourselves.
We have to give everything that we have
to the exact time that we exist in.
It would be a waste to hold back.
When you feel so content within yourself as well
is when you just stop giving a fuck
about what people think or anything.
This experience has definitely given me more of that,
and thank you, to you, for that.
Thank you. [clapping] [contestants applauding]
Being yourself is the most beautiful thing
that you can do, and if that means being different,
then that's beautiful. [gentle music continues]
Cocoa, supermodel slag, [gentle music continues]
your beauty has been on display inside and out.
You've climbed from the bottom to the top.
It takes a lot of balls to put yourself out there.
I have learnt to do that massively.
Throughout this competition, I had been kind of coasting
a little bit or not having as much faith in myself,
and this morning, I woke up and said, "Fuck that,
I'm Cocoa fucking Kink," and I have definitely learned that.
It's beautiful, Cocoa, thank you so much.
[contestants applauding]
Okay, this is really fucking happening now.
Like, this is when on all the nerves
just like fall on top of me in one go.
Now, slags, from the beginning,
this slag showed consistency, entertainment,
energy,
kindness,
pure Cock Destroyer energy,
and like a pure mama, looked after all of the other slags.
I am proud to give my title
as a Cock Destroyer over to you, Mama Mamba.
[contestants cheering and applauding]
I fucking won.
I am the next Cock Destroyer and the winner
of "Slag Wars: Season Two".
Congrats to our newest Cock Destroyer, Mama Mamba!
I'm just so excited for her.
She deserves it so much.
She has smashed her way through this competition.
This was incredible, and she completely deserved it,
and I'm so, so happy for her.
Like, she is an absolute icon. [uplifting music]
[in a Southern twang] Well, Luanne would like to thank you
very much for this lovely trophy.
- Exactly. - I'm gonna share it
with my cousin, Emma-Lee. [all laughing]
I wondered when we were gonna see her again.
Honestly, though, thank you so much.
I feel like I'm gonna go home from this
like a completely different person,
and I can't thank you guys enough, all of you.
So, with my new title,
I'm planning on showing the world body positivity.
I'm gonna bring diversity, community, teaching the world
that us slags, we are not horrible people.
Like, we're all angels,
and you're gonna learn that from this show as well.
Like, people always think that sex workers
are like these nasty, horrible people, but, like, we're not.
We're really sweet and, like,
we all have similar experiences, and I feel like
that's what adds all of this, like, humanity to us.
Slags are lovely. [chuckles]
Mama Mamba and all of my slags,
it's time
to go de-spunk the world! [upbeat rock music]
[all cheering and applauding]
[upbeat rock music fades]
[Rebecca sighs heavily] [gentle music]
[Rebecca] We're fucking Cock Destroyers, aren't we, babe?
- Cock fucking Destroyers. - Yeah.
Fucking Cock Destroyers.
We love to just get your dick
and fucking de-spunk them fucking bubbles.
- You are my best friend. - I love you, Sophie.
[Sophie] I love you.
I love you so much.
[gentle music continues]
Well, I was fucking gutted! [gentle music fades]
[glass breaking] [dramatic drum beat]
[heels crunching]
[logo swishing]
[Announcer] Mm, Daddy.