1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:02,035 - Hi, I'm Nicky Monet, 2 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:05,606 internationally tolerated TV personality 3 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:07,274 and your host. 4 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:09,209 Now girl, this is a great gig, 5 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:10,711 'cause they gave me super powers. 6 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,179 Look. 7 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,081 (whimsical music) (electricity whizzing) 8 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:17,184 (lasers shooting) 9 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:22,656 Now, I may not have rights in half of the US states, 10 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:25,626 but in the Slag House, I'm omnipotent. 11 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:28,462 Which I really thought only meant fucking uncut guys, 12 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:32,232 but apparently it means God-like and all knowing. 13 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,403 Now, you guys, I'm sure you're all wondering, 14 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,739 where is Chase Icon? 15 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:41,942 (adventurous music) 16 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:45,279 (wood clanking) 17 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,147 To which I'd have to say, 18 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,317 what do you think, all trans girls know each other? 19 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:53,053 Problematic, you're canceled! 20 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:58,859 Oh, oh, and another reason why I love it here, 21 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:01,762 the musical numbers. 22 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:05,365 (variety of vocal music) 23 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,214 Now, times have changed, 24 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:23,150 but our mission has not. 25 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:26,119 Find cocks and destroy them. 26 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,958 Welcome to "Slag Wars." 27 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:33,460 (vocal music) 28 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,129 You see, that's why I should've won Season 1. 29 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:43,337 - [Nicky] In a seclude estate in the British countryside, 30 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,671 eight slags will face 31 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:48,275 the naughtiest challenge of their lives. 32 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,944 A series of sexy events 33 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,813 to prove once and for all, 34 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:56,883 who deserves to carry on the cock destroyer legacy. 35 00:01:58,385 --> 00:01:59,987 But before they arrive, 36 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:01,755 Rebecca More and Matthew Camp 37 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,825 are about to reunite for the first time since Season 1. 38 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,694 - My God. 39 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,697 Oh my God, wow. 40 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:13,300 - Seeing Matt for the first time, 41 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,434 I don't know what I'm gonna do, 42 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:15,969 I don't know what I'm gonna say. 43 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,537 - You haven't changed. 44 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,306 - We got the same perfume. 45 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,008 - I think we do, oh my God. 46 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:23,610 - Babe, I have been, it's so weird to be here, 47 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:24,978 it's been like three years. 48 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,413 - It's been three years. 49 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:27,981 - I'm really nervous, but obviously- 50 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,583 - Don't be nervous. 51 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:30,951 - That's what the outfit's for, okay, this is a- 52 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,052 - Oh, protection. 53 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,186 - Yeah, protection, right. 54 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:34,187 - Very undercover right now. 55 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,188 - Should we have a seat? 56 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:36,656 - Absolutely, yeah. 57 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,392 This is the first time I've seen, talked, 58 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:41,461 or had any sort of conversation with Rebecca, 59 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,131 since Season 1 in "Slag Wars." 60 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:45,632 - Oh gosh, where do I start? 61 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:48,001 The last time I saw you was in this house. 62 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,403 - That's right. 63 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:52,239 - And I don't know if I can do this. 64 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:53,673 I'm a little in my head right now. 65 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,442 I mean, am I gonna have the fortitude 66 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,244 that the Slag's gonna be expecting, 67 00:02:57,244 --> 00:03:00,480 to make the decisions alone? 68 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,949 - You should just continue. 69 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:06,653 I'm here to make sure Rebecca 70 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:09,022 has all of the support she needs. 71 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,390 I brought some help 72 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:11,958 from the United States. 73 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:13,126 - No way, who? 74 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:13,894 - And you're gonna love them. 75 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:14,895 - Who? 76 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,496 - Oh, wait til you see. 77 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:18,465 I really wanna make sure that Rebecca feels supported 78 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:21,234 but I don't know if I can do it all by myself. 79 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:23,703 - Matt's got a guest. 80 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:24,738 Who's he got? 81 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:25,872 - Here we go. 82 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:28,842 - Oh my God! 83 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,010 - Fantasia. 84 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,044 Wow! 85 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,479 I am such a huge fan. 86 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:35,615 I can't wait to get to know her. 87 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:37,784 - My name is Fantasia Royale Gaga. 88 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:40,754 I'm your Season 1 winner of Hot House. 89 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:41,888 - Fantasia! 90 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,958 (everyone cheering) 91 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,662 - And if it wasn't for "Slag Wars," 92 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,263 there wouldn't be no "Hot House" honey. 93 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:52,365 - I'm so happy to finally meet you. 94 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:53,667 You look beautiful. 95 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,901 - I just seen you on "Hot House." 96 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:55,869 - Yes. 97 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:56,736 - This is a dream. 98 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:57,571 - Oh my God. 99 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:58,572 - My gosh, how are you? 100 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,840 - Are you gonna help me? 101 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,608 - Come sit down. 102 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,376 - Yes, I'm here to help babe, I'm here to save the world. 103 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:06,613 I am so happy to be here in London with Rebecca and Matt, 104 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:09,149 this is gonna be such an amazing season. 105 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,450 - I know all about her. 106 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:11,451 (Fantasia laughing) 107 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,220 I'm a big big juicy fan. 108 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,788 - Oh my gosh, same, same. 109 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,524 I'm so happy to finally meet you in person. 110 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:19,126 I love Rebecca More, 111 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,961 she is such an inspiration. 112 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,630 - Now, I'm gonna need every bit of help, 113 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:27,134 I need you both to help me keep an eye on these slags. 114 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,702 We know how unruly they can get. 115 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,637 I need you to be in there 116 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,405 finding out all the juicy goss, 117 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:34,674 because they're gonna be on their best behavior around me. 118 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:38,411 And so, I wanna find the top slag. 119 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,881 Matt and Fanny are gonna be my help. 120 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,649 Matt is a porn star, 121 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:46,953 he knows everything about sex, porn, and being a hot slag. 122 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,390 Fantasia embodies a cock destroyer. 123 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,759 I cannot wait to have her by my side. 124 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,060 I think the slags are coming, 125 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,328 you must go and get them. 126 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:58,131 I'm so excited to see them. 127 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,100 Please, go and bring them to me. 128 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,635 I can't wait to meet them. 129 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,104 I'm gonna be here waiting for them. 130 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,338 - Let's go get 'em, Matt. 131 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:06,840 Let's go get 'em, Matt. 132 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,311 - Oh shit. 133 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,514 I've gotta pull myself together, 134 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:15,682 I've got to embody Mistress More, 135 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,517 before I see the slags. 136 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:21,555 Oh, God. 137 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:24,691 (whimsical music) 138 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,129 - Oh my God. 139 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,997 Wow. 140 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:34,401 I'm Sabrina, I'm the first one in this house. 141 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:37,537 I'm from the UK, Brighton, 142 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,973 gay capitol, not the real capitol. 143 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:42,742 Aw, I'm alone, where are the other slags? 144 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:46,146 I've done the full spectrum of sex work. 145 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:49,616 Domming, camming, the occasional strip club gig. 146 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,985 Can you fucking believe we're doing this? 147 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:53,687 This is "Slag Wars 2." 148 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,056 The house is fucking huge. 149 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,724 Probably the biggest house I've ever been in. 150 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,392 Actually, that's a lie. 151 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:00,527 That's a lie. 152 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,598 - Holy fucking shit. 153 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,433 My name is JV Marx, 154 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:09,502 I'm from sunny Los Angeles, California. 155 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,137 I'm an actor, 156 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,240 I am a writer, 157 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,141 I am penis masturbater. 158 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:18,311 - [Nicky] Tilda Swinton introduces herself the same way. 159 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,347 - I do a lot of sola male stuff, 160 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:22,315 and now it's a full-time job. 161 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,450 - Hi. - Hey. 162 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,784 What's up, JV, nice to meet you. 163 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,453 - Nice to meet you, I'm Sabrina. 164 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:27,887 - Oh my God, it's giving like, Cat Girl. 165 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:28,688 - Yeah, meow. 166 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:29,689 - Bark, bark, bark. 167 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,291 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 168 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,760 The cat boy in me was like jumping up and down. 169 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,997 - All this for little old me. 170 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:37,931 Hey bitches. 171 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,232 I'm Mama Mamba, 172 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,667 I'm from Burmingham, 173 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,168 well not originally, but I live there. 174 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,770 I am a burlesque performer, 175 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,572 I do more alternative burlesque, 176 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:48,008 so I have lots of tricks up my sleeve. 177 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,009 You look sexy. 178 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,410 - Thank you, so do you. 179 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,411 - Thank you. 180 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,312 - What's your name? 181 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:53,313 - Mama Mamba. 182 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,748 - Mama Mamba, Mama Mia. 183 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,815 - Yes, like the snake. 184 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:56,950 - Oh. 185 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,019 - Why cook when you can eat it raw? 186 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,153 My name is Braxton, 187 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,721 I'm a Aussie living in Montreal. 188 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:04,124 I'm a porn star and I love to have fun. 189 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,126 When you go to see my spicy content, 190 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,728 you can expect to see a variety of my taste. 191 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,764 You've got twinks, you've got daddies, 192 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,265 you got muscle boys, 193 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,566 we're all having fun. 194 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:14,634 - I hope you're naked under there. 195 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:15,835 - Ass out. 196 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:20,373 - Oh yeah, I just wanna put my face in it. 197 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,108 - I'm so excited to be here. 198 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,312 I just can't wait to get this journey started. 199 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,579 - Is that what we're eating? 200 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:27,714 - Underneath here. 201 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:29,215 - Oh, I thought it was out back. 202 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,153 Oh wow. 203 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,555 - Oh my God, I can't wait to take nudes in here. 204 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,457 My name is Cocoa, 205 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,658 I'm from Birmingham, 206 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,126 but I live in the UK. 207 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,795 I live in the UK, I'm not a dumb bitch, 208 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,364 I live in London, I live in London now. 209 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:48,268 You will find me anywhere in between a burlesque show 210 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:51,471 to beating your dad for money. 211 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,007 Maybe your mom, I don't know. 212 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,975 (Mama screams) 213 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:59,012 - Oh my fuck. 214 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,581 Oh my God, that's my best friend. 215 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,483 I could not fucking believe it. 216 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:05,819 I'm so sorry. 217 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:08,555 - And freaking Cocoa here as well, 218 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,223 I literally cannot live without that bitch, 219 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,558 and the fact that she's here with me, 220 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,727 it's all like, I'm obsessed. 221 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:16,196 - But what, how we keeping this from each other? 222 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,597 That's my bestie. 223 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:19,199 Definitely. 224 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,400 - We've been hoes together for a very long time. 225 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,735 - A very long time. 226 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,237 Yeah, naked always, besties always. 227 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,805 We met in Unie, 228 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:29,442 and now we get to "Slag Wars Season 2" together. 229 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:30,443 Like, what? 230 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,678 That's insane. 231 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:33,980 - As besties. 232 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:36,883 - Wow. 233 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,419 Alien queen. 234 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,388 - Hello, my name is Freyja. 235 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,123 I am from London. 236 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,591 I identify as an alien, 237 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,960 because I am autistic. 238 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,996 My mind operates very different from other people. 239 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:53,366 So surreal walking into the slag house 240 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,834 and greeting everybody. 241 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,870 Having seen the first season, 242 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,371 then I'm just suddenly there, 243 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,106 was just insane. 244 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:01,875 - Freyja, where'd you get her from, 245 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,410 she is out of this world. 246 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,712 - Oh my gosh, you look gorgeous. 247 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:06,846 - Alien queen. 248 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,715 - Yeah, you're outta this world. 249 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,849 - Blue vibes. 250 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:10,884 - It's your natural hair color. 251 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:11,818 - Yeah. 252 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,320 Everyone here was just so hot 253 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:18,091 and I could just feel the talent emerging from them. 254 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,360 - [Nicky] I thought talent was emerging outta me once, 255 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,495 but it was just the worst case of giardia 256 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,030 the doctor had ever seen. 257 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:27,500 - Holy fuck. 258 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,635 Hey. 259 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:31,671 - Wow. 260 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,373 Hi, I'm Damien Lenore, 261 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:37,577 and I am a burlesque performer from South Florida. 262 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,814 I do classic and neo burlesque 263 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:44,517 and I also do fire performance, fire eating. 264 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,686 - Can squeeze in next to me. 265 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,455 - Nice to meet you. 266 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:51,057 - You know, in Britain, they call that a faggot, I believe. 267 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:51,925 Fags. 268 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:52,625 - Fags. 269 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,626 - Yeah, yeah. 270 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,228 - I love that. (laughs) 271 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,164 In the UK, cigarettes are called fags. 272 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:02,068 I guess kinda on brand for me. (laughs) 273 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,038 - Wow, my new slutty home. 274 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,739 Hey, save the best for last. 275 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:08,775 I'm Hotboiyo, but you can just call me Oscar. 276 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:09,876 I'm from Australia, 277 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:10,743 but I live in London now. 278 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:11,644 I'm a model, 279 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:12,779 I do porn, 280 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,280 I do a whole bunch of sex work, 281 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,249 all of the things I do revolve around art 282 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,785 and trans masculinity at the foot. 283 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,453 Hey everybody, how are ya's? 284 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,921 - [Nicky] I hope he's T for T 285 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,756 and into loud chicks. 286 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,558 Hi Oscar! 287 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,427 - You guys look slutty and cute. 288 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,428 - Another Aussie? 289 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,295 - Yeah, Aussie. 290 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,430 - Hey. 291 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,264 - Wait, where are you from? 292 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,265 - Sydney. 293 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,733 - Sydney, Melbourne. 294 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,034 Bit of a rivalry, but that's all right. 295 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,102 - I've been banned from Australia, 296 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:36,803 does that count? 297 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,238 Am I an Aussie? 298 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,239 (everyone laughing) 299 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,240 - I wanna get naked. 300 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,274 - Yeah, let's get naked. 301 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,475 Let's join Braxton. 302 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,476 - I'm ready. 303 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,345 (everyone laughing) 304 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,913 - Braxton can get it. 305 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,681 Damien can get it. 306 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,083 There was a lot of people 307 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,151 who's ass I'd like to take a bite of. 308 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,953 - Everyone here is insanely hot. 309 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,356 - I really don't know what's gonna happen next. 310 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,290 But I love that. 311 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,527 - Oh my God, it's starting, 312 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,561 I think it's starting. 313 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:02,629 Someone's coming. 314 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,696 (Fantasia screams) 315 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,598 (everyone cheering) 316 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,901 - Matt is, he is hot. 317 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,769 - Sup y'all motherfuckers! 318 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,307 - Matthew Camp and Fantasia, 319 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,909 oh my God. 320 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,844 - I've seen them all over TV before, 321 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,380 I'm so excited for them to be seeing us. 322 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,117 - Holy shit, these are some fucking hot slags. 323 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,686 I can't wait to see what happens. 324 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,255 - These slags look so incredible, 325 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,223 oh my gosh. 326 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,992 But we have a long way to go. 327 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,795 Welcome skanks to the skank house. 328 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,700 - Fanny, it's slags. 329 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,936 - Oh, I mean hi slaggies. 330 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,671 (everyone laughing) 331 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,507 - We are back and we are doing "Slag Wars," again again. 332 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,109 And it's bigger and badder than ever. 333 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,378 - We have a ton of surprises for you, 334 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,580 are you fucking ready? 335 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,315 (everyone cheering) 336 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:59,519 - My death bed can be between those two fucking honkers. 337 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:02,622 - All right, let's go to the yard, slags. 338 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,891 (everyone cheering) 339 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:05,892 - Oh my God. 340 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:06,893 - Do you need help? 341 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,461 - Can somebody help? 342 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,296 - Oh my God, we literally only just got here, 343 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,231 and now we are running around like headless chickens. 344 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,600 We're already going to the yard, 345 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,734 we're starting the challenges. 346 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,868 I have no idea what's going on. 347 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,604 My brain is chaos right now. 348 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,972 - This is actually sinking in 349 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,641 that I am on "Slag Wars." 350 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,942 Slag Wars, ahh. 351 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,311 ♪ Slag Wars oh oh 352 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,113 ♪ We're the ones you wanna know ♪ 353 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,881 ♪ Slag Wars oh oh 354 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,750 ♪ Cock Destroyers run the show 355 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,285 ♪ Slag Wars oh oh 356 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,987 ♪ We're the ones you wanna know ♪ 357 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,788 ♪ Slag Wars oh oh 358 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:40,026 ♪ Cock Destroyers run this show ♪ 359 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,962 (upbeat music) 360 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:48,334 (everyone cheering) 361 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,268 - Mommy. 362 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,105 - Wow, my slags are here. 363 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,541 It's getting real. 364 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,277 I'm so excited, my tits are popping out. 365 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:02,849 I'm so so happy to see you all. 366 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,817 - When I saw Rebecca More, 367 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:07,086 I was like fuck, I was in shock. 368 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:10,390 - Slag, slag, slag, slag, slag, slag, 369 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,858 slag, slag, slag, slag. 370 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,560 - Seeing Rebecca More for the first time 371 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,064 is the most star-struck I've ever been, 372 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:21,567 and I served Colin Ferrell a hamburger. 373 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,669 (blows whistle) 374 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,803 - Some of you might know, 375 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,938 I've actually retired from porn. 376 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,241 I recently retired a few months ago. 377 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,543 It was just time to hang up my G-string, 378 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,913 so I need the next generation of Cock Destroyers 379 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,815 to rise up. 380 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,216 There's a big-titted elephant 381 00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,152 in the room right now, isn't there? 382 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,787 - It's so weird seeing Rebecca 383 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,456 and just waiting for Sophie to pop out the bushes. 384 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,557 Where is Sophie? 385 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,192 - So you might've noticed 386 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:48,895 that my fellow cock destroyer, Sophie, isn't here. 387 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:53,032 She was invited, but sadly, she cannot be here. 388 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,801 The show must go on 389 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,603 and this show is about you shining. 390 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:01,741 This is such an opportunity to show the world 391 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,943 who the fuck you are. 392 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,612 I hand-picked all of these slags, 393 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,215 because I saw in each and every one of them 394 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:12,051 something really special and unique, 395 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,953 and each one of these has got the potential 396 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,922 to be the next cock destroyer. 397 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,825 I have got each of you a little gift. 398 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:19,992 - [Nicky] A gift? 399 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,728 Season 1 was so low budget, 400 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:24,664 the slags had to eat each other out for lunch. 401 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:28,601 - Plus your very own slag title. 402 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,304 I have named each slag individually 403 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:35,308 according to their very special slag quality. 404 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,244 Sabrina, the Fantasy Slag. 405 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,313 You have so much imagination 406 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:44,083 and you can embody anyone's deepest desire. 407 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:48,521 A cock destroyer is all about the fantasy. 408 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:49,956 (everyone cheering) 409 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,824 - Fantasy Slag? 410 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,160 Do you know what's so interesting that she noticed that, 411 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,895 because it's so true. 412 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,630 I even turned up to as a cat. 413 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,866 - [Nicky] What's inside the slag bag you ask. 414 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,300 It's spunk. 415 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,137 - Braxton, the Business Slag. 416 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,539 You take your work seriously 417 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,642 and that has led to some serious success. 418 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,677 A cock destroyer is driven. 419 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,212 - That is me to a T, 420 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:16,816 because I am so protective over my business, 421 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,217 I am a professional, 422 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,519 I come from a corporate background, 423 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,087 and I've brought that into my porn. 424 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,488 When it's work, it's work, 425 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,190 and when it's fun, it's even funner. 426 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,725 - All these bottoms out. 427 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,293 (everyone laughs) 428 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,195 I'll whip mine out a bit more. 429 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:32,665 Next up is Mama Mamba, 430 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,734 the Extreme Slag. 431 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,604 You are fearless and you smash people's expectations, 432 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,473 like a bloody badass. 433 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,743 A cock destroyer pushes boundaries. 434 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,844 - I'm a freaky bitch, 435 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,179 I don't have many limits. 436 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,413 I'm a little bit wild. 437 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,715 I'm very happy with that title. 438 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:50,883 - Oscar! 439 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,385 The Art Slag. 440 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,988 You have a vision that's yours and yours alone. 441 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,123 - What a cute fit. 442 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,891 I feel like it suits me so well. 443 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,359 Everything I do has art at the front 444 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,961 and porn mixed in all in one. 445 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,296 That's so me. 446 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,265 - Next up, Cocoa the Supermodel Slag 447 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,167 in a world so dark, 448 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,204 your inner light shines the brightest. 449 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,740 And a cock destroyer is asspirational. 450 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,142 - Supermodel Slag, 451 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,176 I thought I have a bright personality 452 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,578 that shines out, 453 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,912 so I thought that was really sweet. 454 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,747 I was like, aww, thank you. 455 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:26,419 - Next slag, JV, the Clown Slag. 456 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:31,023 You are so silly, some would say you're a goon. 457 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,491 That spirit is contagious 458 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,595 because a cock destroyer is joyful. 459 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,163 - It's a bit of an honorific, isn't it? 460 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,131 I'm quite proud of that. 461 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,600 - [Nicky] Oh Christ, 462 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,969 if he's gonna do that accent all season, 463 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,837 I hope he goes home first. 464 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,206 - Freyja, the Alien Slag, 465 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,475 you are out of this world. 466 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,644 Authenticity is a super power, 467 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,347 because a cock destroyer is original. 468 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,648 - The Alien Slag, 469 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,617 that was such a compliment to me, 470 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,887 being honored by Rebecca More in that way. 471 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:05,157 - Last, Damien the Siren Slag. 472 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,560 (rolls tongue) 473 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,563 You are polished and classic. 474 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,332 You honor the long history of slags 475 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,868 that came long before us. 476 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,738 A cock destroyer is refined. 477 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,406 - The Siren Slag, 478 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,341 which of course I love, 479 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:25,144 because it's giving very old school burlesque 480 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,847 and it makes me sound fancy and elegant, 481 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:31,183 which I'm not but I can pretend to be. (laughs) 482 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,185 - Now, each one of these qualities 483 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,954 can help you in this competition. 484 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,689 But don't let them hinder you. 485 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,491 I want to see growth. 486 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,825 - [Nicky] When I was on the show, 487 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,628 my slag title The One Girl. 488 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:48,301 - Are you ready for our first foreplay challenge? 489 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,168 - Fuck yeah. 490 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,636 - Yeah! 491 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,571 - Let's get this slag show on the road. 492 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,106 Each week, 493 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,876 the slags are gonna be going through a series of challenges, 494 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,411 to test their slagginess. 495 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,279 (blows whistle) 496 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,914 Now, Fanny, come on in. 497 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,184 (everyone cheering) 498 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,153 Come on in. 499 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,088 - Grab these cocks by the neck. 500 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,925 - What are we gonna do with these stuffed animals? 501 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,161 Like, I'm sure it's gonna be something weird, but fun. 502 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:18,898 - As you can see, Matt and Fanny are dripping in cocks. 503 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,467 What do we do when there's cocks around? 504 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,869 - [Everyone] Destroy them! 505 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,138 - Destroy them! 506 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,446 - Quite literally. 507 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,781 Spot on. 508 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,651 - [Nicky] It's time for the foreplay challenge. 509 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,353 The slags better take this seriously, 510 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,321 because one of them will get an advantage 511 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,156 in tonight's passion project. 512 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,192 - Okay, so one at a time, 513 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,860 you are gonna come up to the table 514 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,630 and you are going to destroy your cock. 515 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:56,002 I am ready for slags very first ball play challenge. 516 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,771 Give it all you have got, 517 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:02,608 like your life depends on destroying this cock. 518 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,410 - Bitch, bring on the fucking cocks, 519 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,412 I'm ready to destroy some fucking cocks. 520 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,314 Cocks and money, cocks and money, cocks and money. 521 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,182 - A little bit of pussy. 522 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,586 (upbeat music) 523 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,557 (Rebecca laughs) 524 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,493 - I have destroyed a lot of cocks, 525 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,029 so I wanna see that they really know what they're doing, 526 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,530 how to make it their own. 527 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,300 - So I've got this cock, 528 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,635 I've got my staple gun, 529 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,604 I'm ready to Frankenstein this bitch. 530 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,506 But my staples were not going in, 531 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,609 I didn't realize that you can't staple a stuffed cock. 532 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,613 So, your girl had a problem with that. (laughs) 533 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,649 - [Nicky] Someone give that cock a hit of poppers. 534 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,719 - Because I came as a cat, 535 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,587 I was thinking pussy versus cock. 536 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,489 A tale as old as time. 537 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,324 Why not wack in some scissors? 538 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,960 So I was there pussy scissoring cock. 539 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,696 And then it wouldn't fucking cut anything, 540 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,932 so I just have to rip it apart with my bare hands, 541 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,301 so I turned from like a little cat into a big cat 542 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,570 and I just hope that message translated. 543 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,641 - My dog does the same thing. 544 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,610 - Oh, she means business. 545 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,180 - I'm gonna use some nice BDSM things, 546 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,781 put a ball gag on it. 547 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,384 - She's done this before. 548 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,125 - I'm not gonna lie, I can't remember what was happening, 549 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,560 it was all a bit of a blur. 550 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,195 I think there was some jelly. (laughs) 551 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:32,465 (upbeat rock music) 552 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,573 - Yeah, baby. 553 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,442 - I'm gonna make you guys a chicken stir fry. 554 00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:47,847 - Whoa, that is a real error. 555 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:52,384 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 556 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:55,754 A cock is a rooster, not a fucking chicken. 557 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,257 - I thought, let me cook it, 558 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,425 let me go old school, 559 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,026 let me cook for everyone. 560 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,498 - I can see that the slags gonna need some mentorship. 561 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:08,200 They actually need to know what a cock is 562 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,735 to win this game. 563 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:19,879 - Is that my duct tape? 564 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,547 - Oh, this is so kinky. 565 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,249 - I have my bear claws, 566 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:27,953 which I realize I used for pulling pork, not roosters. 567 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,523 I can't destroy this fucking cock. 568 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,692 I feel like the foreplay performance 569 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,561 went a little bit wrong for me. 570 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:39,331 This is just too much to deal with right now. 571 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,634 - There really is no rush to destroy, 572 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,836 as long as you destroy the cock. 573 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,909 - All right, let's get this cock. 574 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,377 I grabbed that cock 575 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:54,747 and I laid it down nice and soft and smooth 576 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,751 before I fucked it really hard with a fucking saw. 577 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:04,990 - Well, hello. 578 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,727 - And then I got my pecker out 579 00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:10,329 and now I'm gonna fuck it. 580 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,964 I stuffed the cock with my own cock. 581 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:20,573 - I am the Siren Slag 582 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,041 and I have to live up to that name. 583 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,944 I love you, but I have to kill you now. 584 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,047 - Oh, yes. 585 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,591 It's happening, someone's actually getting naked. 586 00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,261 Wow. 587 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,630 This looks like high end skills. 588 00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:46,198 - He's a pro. 589 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,566 - Oh wow, straight off. 590 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:50,769 - Oh. 591 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,006 Oh, I love it. 592 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:56,442 - Oh, yes, bravo. 593 00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:57,743 - If there's one thing I love, 594 00:22:57,743 --> 00:23:00,379 it's putting my fag out on a cock. 595 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:08,554 - Straight to it, head off. 596 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,189 - Oh nice, clean. 597 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,057 (squeaking rubber chicken) 598 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:12,992 - Ooh. 599 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:17,796 (everyone laughs) 600 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,035 - You're gonna be so beautiful. 601 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,037 - Oh my God, I love it. 602 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,407 (everyone laughs) 603 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,908 - Yeah! 604 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,511 - I know it's tight but it's gonna be perfect. 605 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:34,380 There we go. 606 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,514 - Love it. 607 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:42,054 Now where are we going? 608 00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,524 - I knew these bitches, what they were gonna do, 609 00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:46,825 they were gonna cut it up, 610 00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:48,594 they were gonna talk dirty to it. 611 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,095 I said, fuck that. 612 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,900 (everyone laughs) 613 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,708 The brits got a drip coffee 614 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:05,944 and I had some piss brewing. 615 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,013 I'm pissing for a long time. 616 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,183 I'm still peeing 617 00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:13,485 and I'm still peeing. 618 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,689 And I'm still peeing. 619 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:21,060 And now I'm done, okay. 620 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,329 (upbeat music) 621 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,197 - Slags, thank you so much 622 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,599 for bringing your individual personality 623 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:30,636 to this very serious challenge. 624 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,072 Now, we wanted to see some humor, 625 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:36,575 we want to see how you'd actually destroy a cock. 626 00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:38,544 They're all very very different. 627 00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,045 I like the energy. 628 00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,380 I do feel like some of you could've really, 629 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,915 like in the next challenges, 630 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:45,384 really bring more energy. 631 00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:50,356 Me personally, I have never ever been able to pee on demand. 632 00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:51,490 Okay? 633 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,026 You've got me, it's a done deal. 634 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:57,296 The winner of the foreplay challenge is JV. 635 00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:58,564 (everyone cheering) 636 00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:01,066 The urinator, well done. 637 00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:04,803 - I won the first foreplay challenge of "Slag War Season 2." 638 00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:06,905 I knew that was gonna happen. 639 00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:10,509 Tonight, we're throwing it all the way back to Season 1, 640 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,679 a revival of le cock cabaret. 641 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,849 (everyone cheering) 642 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,485 Every week, there's gonna be a passion project. 643 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:21,787 Now, that's the big one. 644 00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:24,089 JV, as our foreplay winner, 645 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:27,693 you get to introduce the show tonight as our very own emcee! 646 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,730 (everyone cheering) 647 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,799 - My sweet little clown 648 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,935 is very anxious for le cock cabernet. 649 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:39,638 - All right slags, you have a lot to prepare for tonight. 650 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:42,608 Go and explore the slag house. 651 00:25:42,608 --> 00:25:44,977 (everyone cheering) 652 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:46,612 - These slags, they turned it out. 653 00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:49,748 We have definitely stepped this season off. 654 00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,550 Everyone is on fire. 655 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,951 - If this first foreplay 656 00:25:52,951 --> 00:25:55,454 is any example of what's gonna come, 657 00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:57,189 these slags are gonna bring it! 658 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:00,192 ♪ It's a motherfucking slag house ♪ 659 00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,460 ♪ Slag house 660 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,328 ♪ Ooh 661 00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:07,533 ♪ Ahh 662 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:09,368 ♪ Ooh 663 00:26:09,368 --> 00:26:10,702 ♪ Ahh 664 00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:12,704 - Well, that was nuts. 665 00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,674 - We got to have a little sit down 666 00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:17,376 with some of the other slags, 667 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,511 and I was looking forward to getting to know everybody. 668 00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,313 - What makes you all slags, 669 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:22,748 I can smell it on you. 670 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:23,715 (all laugh) 671 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:25,184 I'm from Brighton, 672 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,352 it's known as the gay capitol of the UK. 673 00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:28,587 I've been a sex worker, 674 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,255 I've gotten more into performing 675 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:33,826 and online work and porn, especially the kinky porn. 676 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:36,562 I love fisting. 677 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:38,764 Ooh, some alien orgies. 678 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,532 I should probably get on Freyja for that. 679 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:42,501 - I'm also from Brighton, 680 00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,470 but I'm living in London now. 681 00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:47,506 I'm a sex worker and an artist. 682 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:49,775 I do a lot of fetish art. 683 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,443 I do more online sex work now, 684 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:56,648 but I used to do in real life domming and performing 685 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:58,217 and stuff like that as well. 686 00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:00,652 And I was also a stripper for awhile as well. 687 00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:03,288 I really wanted to get here and arrive 688 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,958 and really put my best foot forward, 689 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,427 because someone's being eliminated tonight. 690 00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:11,263 - I'm a sex worker, I do porn. 691 00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:12,831 I'm new to the industry. 692 00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:14,666 I had to quit my nine to five job, 693 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,535 the office is not for me. 694 00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:18,604 I was a financial data analyst, 695 00:27:18,604 --> 00:27:20,405 so I kinda bring that into my porn. 696 00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:23,275 Like, give me the numbers, what am I meant to do, 697 00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:24,710 that kinda thing, 698 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:26,211 'cause I'm actually quite a jokester, 699 00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:28,046 but when it comes to work, I'm so serious. 700 00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:30,415 Fuck sitting in an office chair from nine to five. 701 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:33,018 I love it when the guy's sit on me nine to five. 702 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,520 What about you, what do you do? 703 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,988 - I started stripping 704 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,890 and that kinda segwayed into doing burlesque 705 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,358 and now I do that full-time, 706 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,560 I never thought I'd wind up doing burlesque 707 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,061 and it was like wow, 708 00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:45,030 I should've been doing this my whole life. 709 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:48,934 It's a beautiful combination of art and theater and drama, 710 00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:50,335 my favorite thing in the world. 711 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,937 - That was a crazy ass challenge. 712 00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:53,405 - So good, it was so fun. 713 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:55,541 - How od you guys feel about your names? 714 00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:57,042 - Well, I really like mine, 715 00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:59,011 mine was the artsy slag, 716 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:02,314 and I like to bring a lot of artistic elements into it. 717 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:05,083 My whole brand is pretty much reclaiming 718 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:06,718 our sexuality as trans men. 719 00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:08,220 We are such a fetish 720 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,889 and a lot of trans men don't feel sexy, 721 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,158 and that's, so it needs to change. 722 00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:14,960 So, keep watching because you're about to see 723 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,763 one of the hottest trans guys you've ever seen. 724 00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:21,366 - I make my living being silly and ridiculous. 725 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:25,938 I'm a gooner, like fucking masterbater boy, cam boy. 726 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,840 For someone who doesn't know what gooning is, 727 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,743 if you just take your general jack off session 728 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:34,880 and just crank it up to 11, 729 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,815 extend it by an hour, 730 00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:38,317 making crazy faces. 731 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:40,285 There's some discourse about whether or not 732 00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:43,855 you should make the crazy faces or what that's about. 733 00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:48,026 But I like to make the crazy faces, so. 734 00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:50,429 What about you Miss Cocoa? 735 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:51,730 - Supermodel. 736 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:52,798 - Yeah, it's a lot. 737 00:28:52,798 --> 00:28:54,299 I mean, I do love that. 738 00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:56,568 For me, my aesthetic is important, 739 00:28:56,568 --> 00:29:00,606 and I do like to look pretty and be the hot bitch. 740 00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:03,742 But also, I like that she was talking about 741 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,344 that my personality shines through, 742 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:07,346 and the thing is, I'm such a goofball, 743 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:08,947 this is the thing, 744 00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:11,883 I am a chaotic mess but in the best way. 745 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,852 I am chaotic, okay. 746 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:16,121 I'm also a Burmingham girly. 747 00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:17,489 - Are you, 'cause you two are friends. 748 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:18,423 - You guys know each other? 749 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,291 - Yeah. - Yeah. 750 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,525 - Oh my God. 751 00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:22,160 - We actually met at burlesque society, 752 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,996 so we met taking our clothes off. 753 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,530 But we're like besties, 754 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:27,866 we do shows together and stuff all the time. 755 00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:29,601 We work together. 756 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,003 It's just fun. 757 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,437 And now we get to do this together. 758 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,374 - I do like a lot of more alternative burlesque. 759 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,876 I like to staple things to my face. 760 00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:38,744 - Oh shit. 761 00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:39,845 - That's insane. 762 00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:41,213 - Yeah. 763 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:43,115 - What do you staple to your face? 764 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,783 - I figured out I could have hammer things up my nose, 765 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,118 because I accidentally put a carrot stick up my nose 766 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,252 when I was in college once. 767 00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:48,920 - [Nicky] I learned dhow to put 768 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,288 a lot of stuff up my nose in college too. 769 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,424 Just kidding, I never went to college. 770 00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:54,660 - So, how I figured out I could hammer a nail up my nose, 771 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,962 I actually accidentally put a carrot stick up my nose, 772 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,930 and I saw somebody doing it with their nail. 773 00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:02,868 And I was like, ah, I think I could do that, 774 00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:04,369 and then I did it. 775 00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:06,171 So, I'm gonna be doing all that freaky shit 776 00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:07,539 at cabaret tonight. 777 00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:13,245 - So, obviously, there's the thing about eliminations. 778 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,747 - I mean, as long as I'm not the first one to go home. 779 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,215 - I think that's the thing, 780 00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:18,750 I'm like, I don't wanna home. 781 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:19,951 - No, I feel you. 782 00:30:19,951 --> 00:30:22,788 I did not carry all of my things 783 00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:24,156 to go home day one. 784 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,557 All of these outpatients and stuff 785 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,059 that I've tracker all the way here. 786 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:28,827 I don't want to waste all of that. 787 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,095 - The cabaret is tonight. 788 00:30:30,095 --> 00:30:32,864 Oh god, I am doing a roast. 789 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,302 - [Nicky] In the history of reality TV, 790 00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:39,438 doing a roast has always been a good idea. 791 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:41,139 Now! 792 00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:43,642 - If feel like that's a part of being gay, being queer, 793 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:45,877 knowing whether it's pop cultural references 794 00:30:45,877 --> 00:30:47,212 and roasting your friends. 795 00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:48,747 So that is very me, 796 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:51,583 so hopefully I'm able to make you guy laugh. 797 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,086 And that's me, like I just like to roast. 798 00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:55,987 - I really need to pee, really bad. 799 00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:57,055 - Me too. 800 00:30:57,055 --> 00:30:58,090 - Besties? 801 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:00,158 - Besties. (giggling) 802 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,359 Should we do a JV? 803 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,363 - Not the JV. 804 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,466 This is your interview now, I guess. 805 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:08,467 - Oh, there you have it. 806 00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:10,168 - Full bumping a squat. 807 00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:12,204 - Her pom pom's out I think. 808 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,005 - My pom pom is out. 809 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:17,042 (upbeat music) 810 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,643 - Before tonight's passion project, 811 00:31:18,643 --> 00:31:20,312 the judges meet in Rebecca's bedroom 812 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:21,880 to check on how she's feeling, 813 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,915 after her earlier anxiety. 814 00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:25,050 - What a day. 815 00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:27,486 - Yes. 816 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:29,521 - My slag bedroom is just as I left it. 817 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:31,790 I'm so happy that I've got this space 818 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,425 to bring my judges in 819 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,660 and we can discuss everything the slags are up to, 820 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:36,895 what they're doing right, 821 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,196 and what they're doing wrong. 822 00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:40,031 Or what they're not doing at all. 823 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,233 - I loved that foreplay challenge. 824 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,768 That was a real way to get like, 825 00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:44,069 get us in there. 826 00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,504 Some of them are nervous, 827 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:47,939 but it's the first foreplay challenge, 828 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:49,274 so I loved it. 829 00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:51,042 - I think this foreplay challenge 830 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:52,778 really pepped Rebecca up. 831 00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:54,613 But I think I really need to check in with her, 832 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,214 because she's my friend 833 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:58,216 and I kinda can tell something's still going on. 834 00:31:58,216 --> 00:31:59,718 I noticed earlier, 835 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:01,153 you were a little bit more, I don't know, 836 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:03,822 trepidatious, conflicted. 837 00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:05,490 - Look, I'll be really honest, 838 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:10,162 since the Cock Destroyers broke up, I've struggled. 839 00:32:11,997 --> 00:32:13,231 It was a relationship 840 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:15,367 and it just ended. 841 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:17,402 I just needed to take a beat 842 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:21,773 and just work out who the fuck I was, 843 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,375 where I was going, 844 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:27,045 and I just needed to protect myself a little bit. 845 00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:28,180 Do you know what I mean? 846 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,048 I haven't been ready to do this 847 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:32,884 and this has been a big deal. 848 00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:36,888 I really thought that me and Sophie 849 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,991 were gonna see each other again. 850 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:41,760 I was expecting her to be here, 851 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,864 and now I've got the weight of all these slags 852 00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:49,100 and passion projects and everything on my shoulders. 853 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,669 - Are you still okay? 854 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,671 - Yeah, I miss her. 855 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,039 - Yeah, me too. 856 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:57,742 We've had so much fun together over the years. 857 00:32:57,742 --> 00:32:59,611 Do you remember all of it? 858 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,379 - Do I remember it? 859 00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:04,349 The Cock Destroyers brought me so much fun. 860 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,852 It was such a whirlwind. 861 00:33:06,852 --> 00:33:08,620 I remember thinking to myself, 862 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:11,323 oh this is that Andy Warhol moment of 15 minutes of fame, 863 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,958 which lasted years. 864 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,159 We had a show, 865 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,760 me and Sophie had so much fun. 866 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,963 - You know what, you're gonna kill it this time. 867 00:33:17,963 --> 00:33:19,664 I'm not even worried about it at all. 868 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:20,699 You got this. 869 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:24,769 - Thanks, Matt, but I don't think I have. 870 00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:28,273 I just honestly. 871 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:34,112 I just don't know if I can do this. 872 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:37,415 There's just that voice of doubt. 873 00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:39,284 - Let me stop you right there. 874 00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:42,020 Honestly, I want to real with you right now. 875 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,521 I was once a contestant, 876 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,524 I was in that position that they are right now. 877 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:49,761 You have eight slags out there that need you. 878 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,263 Don't forget who you are. 879 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:52,998 You are Rebecca fuckin' More, 880 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:57,469 you are a legendary fuckin' icon in the porn industry. 881 00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:59,137 Don't you ever forget that. 882 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:00,639 You have to keep that in your mind 883 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,374 and you have to keep it in your mind, 884 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:03,842 you have to stand in it. 885 00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:05,510 You are a bad ass bitch 886 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:07,512 and you have eight slags out there, 887 00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:09,147 they are looking up to you 888 00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:10,782 and you are their mentor. 889 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:12,517 And hell, you're a mentor to me. 890 00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:15,120 Look, I see myself in Rebecca, 891 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,855 and I have felt what she's feeling. 892 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,957 So right now, I don't need you to quit, 893 00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:20,892 I need you to pull it together, 894 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:21,960 stand in it, 895 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,428 'cause guess what, 896 00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:24,930 yeah I know you were the Cock Destroyers, 897 00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:26,831 but guess what, you are Rebecca fuckin' More. 898 00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:31,569 It's my job to remind her just who the fuck she is. 899 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:32,570 So stand in it, 900 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,072 'cause we have to move forward. 901 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,308 There's a whole competition ahead 902 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:38,576 and they are depending on you. 903 00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:41,012 - Well, that's fucking told me, isn't it? 904 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:42,614 Thank God Fantasia's here. 905 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,582 I don't know what I would've done if she wasn't here, 906 00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:47,252 because Matt would've never have shooken me up like that. 907 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,220 I love the balance. 908 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:52,157 Listen, this goes no further, okay? 909 00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:55,160 Just between us, all right? 910 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,928 You promise me 911 00:34:56,928 --> 00:35:01,499 you won't tell anyone that I nearly breaked my pens, okay? 912 00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:02,901 - Keep that shit off, 913 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,135 we gonna shake that shit off, 914 00:35:04,135 --> 00:35:06,771 we gonna leave it here. 915 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,306 - Shake that shit off. 916 00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:09,874 - I'm glad we got all that off of our chest 917 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:14,312 and we gotta get ready for le cock cabaret tonight, 918 00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:16,481 which is gonna be fucking amazing. 919 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:17,983 So we gotta go get ready. 920 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:19,017 Are you okay? 921 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:20,986 - I am more than okay. 922 00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:22,120 - You're gonna be okay. 923 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,154 - I'm more than okay. 924 00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:24,155 - You got this, honey. 925 00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:25,790 - I really needed that. 926 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,492 - I'm gonna crawl over your bed if you don't mind. 927 00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:28,693 - Oh, that's perfect. 928 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,362 Look at that arch. 929 00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:33,164 Oh Fanny. 930 00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:34,399 (Fantasia laughs) 931 00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:35,500 I love you, I'll see you. 932 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,835 - [Fantasia] I love, baby. 933 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,303 - See you soon. 934 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:54,152 (upbeat music) 935 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,621 - To celebrate le cock cabaret, 936 00:35:56,621 --> 00:36:00,992 I am going to be performing a huge opening number. 937 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:05,196 - [Producer] Oh, Nicky, we have to cut that part. 938 00:36:05,196 --> 00:36:06,064 Sorry. 939 00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,232 - Oh. 940 00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:08,233 - [Producer] It was for time. 941 00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:10,235 - Okay. 942 00:36:10,235 --> 00:36:11,369 - [Producer] We'll do it next time. 943 00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:12,337 - That's fine, that's fine. 944 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,172 - [Producer] Okay. 945 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:16,674 Nicky. 946 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:18,676 Nicky, Nicky! 947 00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:22,747 Get her off me! 948 00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:28,653 - [Nicky] Tonight, our passion project is le cock cabaret. 949 00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:31,656 Our stage is set in the slag forest 950 00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:33,458 and these woodland creatures 951 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,960 are about to get a real eye full. 952 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,396 (everyone cheering) 953 00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:40,532 - Can you get a little bit (yelling)? 954 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:41,733 (everyone shouts) 955 00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:43,835 There you go, oh yes, it's a lot. 956 00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:47,338 - We are at the second le cock cabaret. 957 00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:49,541 I am ready, I'm feeling fabulous, 958 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,910 I've chosen the most hot sexy outfit. 959 00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:55,447 I don't get out much so, thought I'd make the effort. 960 00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:58,016 - It's an honor to be your emcee. 961 00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:01,453 My "prize" for winning the foreplay challenge 962 00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:04,022 was more work to do, 963 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:07,325 but once it came time to it, I got really excited. 964 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:08,827 Are you guys excited? 965 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,395 - [Everyone] Yeah! 966 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,831 - Sabrina's first, can we give it up for Sabrina? 967 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:14,032 (everyone cheering) 968 00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:15,400 - Ahhh! 969 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,835 Give it up. 970 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,203 - I'm ready to see these slags perform. 971 00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:20,238 I think it's time for a show. 972 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,907 (dance music) 973 00:37:28,213 --> 00:37:29,614 - [Rebecca] Yes! 974 00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:32,283 Ooh, straight in my face. 975 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:35,553 - Sabrina, so athletic. 976 00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:38,356 Oh my God, she is defying gravity. 977 00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:43,661 - Fuck. 978 00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:46,464 That bitch is strong as hell. 979 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:49,334 (dance music) 980 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:52,604 (everyone cheering) 981 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,005 - [Rebecca] That is stunning. 982 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:55,874 - Swinging my legs around everywhere, 983 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:58,643 I'm surprised I didn't take out anyone's eye. 984 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:02,247 Just gave them all erections and wetness. 985 00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:04,482 - [Nicky] The only way that could've been more impressive 986 00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:06,618 is if she sat on the pole at the end. 987 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:10,388 (upbeat rock music) 988 00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:11,523 - Ugh. 989 00:38:15,693 --> 00:38:19,764 - Oscar is the hottest man I've ever seen in my entire life. 990 00:38:19,764 --> 00:38:21,399 I don't know if it's in the water down under, 991 00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:22,934 but they're doing it right. 992 00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:26,971 - Oscar, I did not know what to expect, 993 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,706 and Oscar brought it. 994 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:33,044 - Oscar got up there and killed it. 995 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:34,045 Murdered it. 996 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:35,046 Like, massacred it. 997 00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:37,815 It was so good, so good. 998 00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:39,984 - Woo! 999 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,120 (Fantasia laughing) 1000 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,521 - [Rebecca] Oscar! 1001 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,823 This is hot. 1002 00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:48,960 - And just when you think I was done, 1003 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,563 I got my pussy out and I got all wet. 1004 00:38:52,197 --> 00:38:55,400 (slow dance music) 1005 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:06,744 - Well obviously, I am the alien slag, 1006 00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:09,914 that's what I've been assigned by Rebecca fucking More. 1007 00:39:09,914 --> 00:39:12,984 So I have to give you an intergalactic performance. 1008 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:18,456 (vocal dance music) 1009 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:19,958 - She looks amazing, 1010 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:23,861 but I have no idea what is going on. 1011 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:28,132 - I get it, but, eh, what's next? 1012 00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:34,138 - I was just getting way too inside my head, 1013 00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:36,040 it's the first day I'm here, 1014 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,542 so I think in my head 1015 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,043 I had a very different performance set out. 1016 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:41,579 And I really really don't want to go home. 1017 00:39:41,579 --> 00:39:43,314 I feel like I've got so much more 1018 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:47,118 that I can offer to "Slag Wars." 1019 00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:49,053 - The one thing about being a cock destroyer, 1020 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,823 we have no fucking time for being nervous, 1021 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,191 fake it until you make it, 1022 00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:54,859 the show must go on. 1023 00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:58,630 - We are joined by an esteemed panel of guests tonight. 1024 00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:02,467 Now, Rebecca, you have the weight of the world on your tits, 1025 00:40:02,467 --> 00:40:03,534 and I've got it on my dick. 1026 00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:05,236 - This is true. 1027 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,137 We are heroes. 1028 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:07,639 (Rebecca laughs) 1029 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:09,707 I don't mind taking a little roast. 1030 00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:11,643 - Rebecca, your tits are so big, 1031 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,544 I've become lactose intolerant. 1032 00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:15,647 Speaking of big tits, 1033 00:40:15,647 --> 00:40:17,482 she calls herself the body, 1034 00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:19,384 I call her Queen Latifa. 1035 00:40:19,384 --> 00:40:21,719 (Fantasia laughing) 1036 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:23,655 - This shit is not funny. 1037 00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,623 - Rebecca, you're such a trendsetter, 1038 00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:27,692 you've even designed your own coffin 1039 00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:29,394 in the shape of a triangle of course. 1040 00:40:29,394 --> 00:40:31,362 That's because every time your head hits the pillow, 1041 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:32,363 your legs open. 1042 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:34,365 (Rebecca gasps) 1043 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:37,835 You guys should know that Rebecca's actually quite smart. 1044 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:40,038 She studied at the university of West London, 1045 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,806 that's where she got her law degree 1046 00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:44,909 to get her the job in that movie, Big Tits at Work. 1047 00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:47,445 - [Nicky] Wow, tell a joke. 1048 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,646 - You've done your research. 1049 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,181 - Yes, I have. 1050 00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:52,116 I wanted to show that I researched Rebecca, 1051 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,819 just to be able to be show her that I am funny, you know? 1052 00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:56,354 - Well done, Braxton. 1053 00:40:56,354 --> 00:40:58,523 (everyone clapping) 1054 00:40:58,523 --> 00:41:01,459 - Braxton was very brave to choose to do a roast 1055 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:03,394 and that's not an easy thing to do. 1056 00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:05,596 - Someone did their research. 1057 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:07,365 - That's a real movie? 1058 00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:08,366 - Yeah. 1059 00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:11,602 (upbeat rock music) 1060 00:41:12,503 --> 00:41:16,307 (everyone cheering) 1061 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:17,742 - [Rebecca] Yes! 1062 00:41:17,742 --> 00:41:19,877 - Oh my God, as soon as Mamba came on, 1063 00:41:19,877 --> 00:41:21,946 I know what she's gonna do, 1064 00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:24,315 I fucking love this act that she does, 1065 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:28,720 it's just so hot, it's so fun, it's so camp. 1066 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,322 - [Rebecca] Yes! 1067 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,457 Woo! 1068 00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:35,727 (everyone cheering) 1069 00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:42,734 - [Fantasia] Let's do it honey! 1070 00:41:42,734 --> 00:41:44,268 - [Rebecca] Oh yeah! 1071 00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:47,538 (everyone cheering) 1072 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,018 - No, no she's not gonna do that. 1073 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:03,654 Is she really donna do that? 1074 00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:06,824 Fuck! 1075 00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:08,860 - [Rebecca] No fucking way. 1076 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,561 (everyone cheering) 1077 00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:13,464 - Mama is like the sweetest person in the whole world, 1078 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:15,233 but when she turns that shit on, 1079 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,769 she is the scariest person in the whole world 1080 00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:20,605 and somehow just so delightful and fun. 1081 00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:22,073 - I put the nail up my nose 1082 00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:24,742 and everybody was like screaming. 1083 00:42:24,742 --> 00:42:26,210 Nobody understands where it goes, 1084 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:28,312 but that's a secret that I will not tell ya. 1085 00:42:28,312 --> 00:42:31,549 (everyone cheering) 1086 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,418 - She won me over. 1087 00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:37,688 (everyone yelling and cheering) 1088 00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:41,292 - I can't even think about it anymore, 1089 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:43,060 it's too much, 1090 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:45,696 - I actually got a standing ovation from all three judges, 1091 00:42:45,696 --> 00:42:46,831 which was wild. 1092 00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:53,204 (everyone cheering) 1093 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:55,640 (snapping whip) 1094 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,241 - I'm on stage and I went like this, 1095 00:42:57,241 --> 00:43:01,612 and it made a big noise and it was so good. (laughs) 1096 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,149 - [Rebecca] The outfit is fantastic. 1097 00:43:05,149 --> 00:43:10,087 - And I got this little custom-made bra by Broker T. 1098 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,057 I like to have fun in here, 1099 00:43:13,057 --> 00:43:14,759 I like to take my clothes off, 1100 00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:16,461 I like to play around, be like a little tease. 1101 00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:17,595 - [Rebecca] Yes! 1102 00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:21,332 (burlesque music) 1103 00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:31,108 - [Matt] Meow. 1104 00:43:35,079 --> 00:43:37,148 I don't know what's going on. 1105 00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:38,282 I love it. 1106 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:41,352 (slow upbeat music) 1107 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,992 - I came out and I tease with the feather fans first, 1108 00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:51,929 and then I removed articles of clothing. 1109 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,536 Then I used my fire torches. 1110 00:43:58,536 --> 00:43:59,670 - [Nicky] This is my impression 1111 00:43:59,670 --> 00:44:01,539 of the hair on Damion's asshole. 1112 00:44:01,539 --> 00:44:02,673 Ow! 1113 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:04,976 - And I ate them. 1114 00:44:05,910 --> 00:44:08,112 (slow upbeat music) 1115 00:44:08,112 --> 00:44:11,349 - [Rebecca] (gasps) Be careful! 1116 00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:18,789 - Damion is beautiful. 1117 00:44:21,559 --> 00:44:24,428 (carnival music) 1118 00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:54,959 - I felt very warm, my heart was racing. 1119 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:01,732 (everyone laughing) 1120 00:45:01,732 --> 00:45:04,335 (bell dings) 1121 00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:12,376 (Rebecca laughing) 1122 00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:16,581 (everyone laughing) 1123 00:45:16,581 --> 00:45:18,382 - He's making me laugh so much, 1124 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:21,586 this is so different from any performance we've had tonight. 1125 00:45:21,586 --> 00:45:23,754 - [Radio] Two minutes to places. 1126 00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:34,966 (everyone laughing) 1127 00:45:36,834 --> 00:45:37,969 - Ooh. 1128 00:45:38,769 --> 00:45:42,039 (everyone clapping) 1129 00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:48,012 - Everybody was really nice and congratulatory. 1130 00:45:48,012 --> 00:45:50,815 I felt very happy that everyone had a good time 1131 00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:52,850 and that I didn't fuck it up. 1132 00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:55,353 - [Nicky] With the cabaret wrapped, 1133 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:57,755 it's time for Rebecca to give feedback, 1134 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:58,889 name a winner, 1135 00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:01,292 and send one of our slags home. 1136 00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:06,764 - Slags, that was absolutely incredible. 1137 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:10,167 Now that all the slags have taken to the stage, 1138 00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:12,837 I think it's time for me to take the stage. 1139 00:46:13,971 --> 00:46:15,406 I might not have made you aware of this, 1140 00:46:15,406 --> 00:46:19,877 but today has been quite difficult for me. 1141 00:46:19,877 --> 00:46:21,746 I'm having a lot of doubt 1142 00:46:21,746 --> 00:46:23,681 and I have to tell the slags. 1143 00:46:23,681 --> 00:46:25,116 I'll be really honest, 1144 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,451 I didn't know if I could do this alone. 1145 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:29,020 I've really struggled. 1146 00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:34,058 - Rebecca, I knew it, I knew something was up to her. 1147 00:46:34,058 --> 00:46:36,360 - (sighs) I had to make a decision today, 1148 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:39,864 and I thought long and hard. 1149 00:46:39,864 --> 00:46:42,033 - What is this decision? 1150 00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:45,336 - I just got here, is Rebecca gonna leave? 1151 00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:46,137 Nah. 1152 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:48,172 - And I've decided that. 1153 00:46:48,172 --> 00:46:50,241 - There's no way she can just abandon us like that, 1154 00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:51,676 we all worked so hard for this, 1155 00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:53,611 she can't just leave us. 1156 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:56,480 (dramatic music) 1157 00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:01,519 - [Nicky] Oh Christ, a cliffhanger? 1158 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:04,455 I guess I need to stay out of jail for another week. 1159 00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:08,426 This season on "Slag Wars." 1160 00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:09,527 - I don't think so. 1161 00:47:09,527 --> 00:47:12,063 - Oh is for orgasm. 1162 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:15,099 - That's right, who's my nasty buccaneer? 1163 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,902 (laughing) 1164 00:47:17,902 --> 00:47:19,236 - I'm a virgin. 1165 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:23,074 - It's a competition, that's sabotage. 1166 00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:24,742 - Don't talk to me like that. 1167 00:47:24,742 --> 00:47:26,010 - It's over for you bitches. 1168 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,212 (yelling) 1169 00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:29,346 - Oh wow, another twist, I can't handle another twist. 1170 00:47:30,981 --> 00:47:32,683 - Ugh, Fanny. 1171 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,818 - What? 1172 00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:35,519 - It's not all about your bussy. 1173 00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:39,323 - Are you being for real right now? 1174 00:47:39,323 --> 00:47:41,959 - So let the ceremony begin. 1175 00:47:41,959 --> 00:47:45,029 (dramatic music) 1176 00:47:54,672 --> 00:47:57,408 (upbeat music)