What have I done?
Since Aunt Dineo is a Real Housewife of Joburg now,
surely she could've hired someone for all this labor?
Careful, she might hear.
Maybe if you stopped gossiping, we wouldn't be running late.
Maybe if you helped us…
And ruin my outfit?
I can hear you, and it's a launch.
I'm throwing a baby launch.
You know what?
Auntie Grace…
Keeping up with the Twalas has made her a monster.
Tumi did herself a favor by going on a solocation.
Actually, I wish I was in Rusty Dusty with Moipone instead of being here with Dineo.
Hey, you two, the chicken is not ready!
But I put it on the stove hours ago.
Was that before or after the electricity went off?
What?
It's not Eskom.
When will you start respecting me by calling me your brother?
I'm busy.
Not shaving, do you hear me?
That rubbish urn tripped the electricity again.
Fix it. We need to go.
But I haven't even had breakfast.
Just come and fix it, then you can have breakfast when you are done.
Oh my God. Please give me the strength of Job to deal with my enemies.
This chicken won't cook itself.
-No, Auntie Grace. -Let's go.
-I'm tired. -Me too.
Let's go before they eat you.
Dineo, I'm coming!
It looks like we're at China Mall.
Brother, what time does your thing start again?
I always speak like this.
You're running away from Shaka, aren't you?
I'm this close to getting in the car and fetching the nanny from the Maseru,
because I can't handle this.
Hey, what's going on?
I think he found me.
Listen, T, I have to go. Please don't be late.
Whoa. Brother, what time does this thing start again?
Now he'll be repeating that the whole day today.
-We need to go home right now. -Right now?
…to balance some books, get an investor, and buy a lodge?
Okay, Themba, where's your lodge, then?
Can't you see what's happening?
What?
Ever since Sbu came back from London, they don't care about us.
You don't see it. No, you don't see it.
This lodge is for the entire Twala family.
Now please, Themba…
You know…
So I decided to put this together myself.
People had their own duties to fulfill.
You're lucky you're even a part of the planning.
I may be a Christian, but I'm not afraid to--
Even when the devil herself walks among us--
My goodness, Ma. Did you do all of this?
Oh my goodness!
-What are you doing here? -Vusimuzi.
Things are bad, brother,
ever since mom passed away.
I've even tried to communicate with her.
Nothing's working.
Things are bad. They even stole my car. It's gone.
-Siya… -It's important.
It's not Mom's fault that they stole your car.
I'm glad you could make it.
Just in time for us to leave.
It's important that we connect with Mom.
She is very angry at me.
Who knows what she'll do next?
You know, bones, ancestors, traditional healers…
So we'll do it?
…with our mother…
My goodness.
Right on time.
Now I can be part of the footage.
Uncle, are you okay?
Please, can we stop? We need to go.
What about my segment?
Um, listen.
Brother…
I want to outshine Tito and his Lucky Star posts.
-You do want this. -I don't.
Do you see what the stress is doing to you?
Babes, let's do this.
Ah. And you?
Just look at me. I'm so underdressed. Look at me. I'm here.
Zama… what are you doing here?
My sister.
I know, but after you told me how uptight Beauty is about this shower…
Right?
You did say that.
You said…
Don't look at me like that. I've got the receipts.
Me? Friend.
Some tequila?
It was fun.
But you know that…
Huh. So there's no gender reveal?
Friend…
Wait, hold on.
I know you're frustrated.
Your feet even look like fat cakes.
And I'm sure you're not sure if you're glowing due to the pregnancy or it's just sweat.
I'm here to celebrate with you.
I'll even do your makeup.
Friend…
When is lunch?
I've lost weight with all this manual labor.
Let me tell you something, brother.
This is no way to spend every December. I can't.
Dineo is worse.
I wish Moipone was here to pray for her.
Maybe Moipone can pray for my horniness.
It's dry.
My brother, it's dry.
-No, man. -Dry!
Dry! There's no potential.
Is that the reason you're dressed like this?
Like what?
I hate Christmas.
Last year's Christmas wasn't too bad.
The same Christmas when my mom died?
By the way…
Come back here.
Let's give them a round of applause.
My friend…
Please give her a round of applause.
Sister!
She wants you to sing.
Our faithful Father. Let's close our eyes, please.
Our faithful Father…
Listen to that English.
Thank you for your mercy
upon our lives and the lives of our children.
You are beautiful, God.
We are grateful for the child that will be born into the Sello family.
A child that will be born into a spiritual home.
I mean…
even if it is from only one side of the family.
You're making noise.
Your prayer was heartfelt.
We all heard you, Ma.
Observed, man.
Were elephants on the gift registry?
I don't know.
Wow, give her a round of--
We all know that elephants…
Uh, now that it is time for the gifts,
please go fetch my gift and bring it here.
Yes, sir?
When are we eating?
What's going on?
Must I call an ambulance?
Who?
What's wrong with you?
And you're beautiful?
I'm coming with you.
You scared me.
What's going on, Vusi? What's wrong with you?
Who, Vusi?
She was staring right at me.
You know what, Vusi? You better pray that nobody finds out.
Do you understand me? You better pray nobody finds out, Vusi.
…with you and your affairs.
I can't handle this.
Thando was right about your uptightness.
Fine, then.
Who is Tumi?
Satan!
-What about Shaka's elephants? -Themba, we're busy.
Handle it.
Remember what happened last time?
We're not done here.
Oh my goodness.
You know what?
We need to do something big for Mom.
I say we slaughter one of Shaka's elephants.
I'm ready.
Why did you invite him to our holiday?
My goodness.
Valencia, I'm talking to you.
Are you okay?
My friend!
-I'm going to get my wife. -We're coming with you.
Is this the Konka with the sparkling champagne?
Grace, go and fetch the food and gifts.
We're going home!
You and your friend, notify all the guests.
What's going on with this lunch?
My gosh.
It's December!
My friend, we all have our own shit, for goodness sake.
…who passed away…
What do you want me to do? Carry her tombstone and cry about it?
Okay, thank you, girls.
And look at you now.
Enjoy life.
They're going to disappoint you anyway.
You're totally right.
You're right.
People can't just throw you out then Johnnie Walker it.
Let's go back to the baby shower.
After this song, please.
What a disaster.
Who is that?
Oh my goodness.
Must a man die of hunger?
I'm going to fix it.
Auntie, please switch on the gas stove so we can eat warm food.
With this hat?
This is unbelievable. What are you feeding this child?
Where is everyone?
They're not here.
-Huh? -I can't find them.
But we're here. Let's order.
Stop it.
Stop it, Siya.
What about Zama? Did you see her?
Let's find the owner of this place,
to show us the CCTV footage.
We'll be able to see if Beauty's facial expression changes.
You do that, and I'll do a clean sweep.
I'll look for them on the stage.
-What if she tells Beauty everything? -What? She won't say anything.
Minister, you also come to places like this?
-She sent a message. -What?
Zama is taking her to the Sellos.
Let's go.
No. I want to go alone.
No, let's all go.
I just want to apologize to Beauty's mom.
Let's go.
Where is Uncle Siya?
Oh God, he's over there.
What are these gay guys doing?
Bokang! You're busy kissing your boyfriend.
Come and help!
I'm going to Konka.
Come here, my boy.
Oh, my baby…
I was worried about you.
I'm really sorry.
That woman brings out the street in me.
I'm sorry. Let's have something to eat.
May I please also have a plate of food?
I'm sick of Mogodu Mondays.
Thank you.
Hello. Is Vusi not back yet?
-You should've seen her. -It was so much fun.
The champagne was spitting fire.
You scared me.
Thank you so much, Ma.
What is she doing here?
I'm going to kill her.
Sister, no. Let's go over there.
Let me talk to her.
Dad.
You left me again?
-Not now, Themba. -When are we going to talk, Dad?
-We'll talk-- -When?
Vusi, just hear him out.
-Really? -Yes.
I want to start with the issue of the elephants.
Go and eat your food.
Can we talk?
I'd rather talk to Vusi.
Look at what you did. Let's go. I'll get you another plate.
Don't grab me like that.
Jesus. What is wrong with you?
Coming here.
What do they call them?
"Suffering aunties."
…about your situation?
This auntie is trying to test me.
Excuse me.
I need to turn on the urn…
She can't tell me anything.
It's done.
-I want to wash the dishes. -We'll wash them.
You need to make sure the urn and the wires are sitting correctly.
We'll wash them.
-All of them? -Go.
Thank you.
Listen here…
I'm here for Vusi.
Tell him to grow some balls and come talk to me…
Do you understand me?
Don't touch me!
Oh gosh.
Oh, hell no.
Who does she think she is?
Oh, no! Fire!
Dad.
Fire!
There's a fire in the house.
Fire!
Oh, thank you, brother. Thank you, brother.
What have I done?
Is that you?