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‎要不要開慢一點？

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‎這是快車道欸，蠢蛋！

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‎-圖米！
‎-怎樣？

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‎我們看起來超慘的

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‎我們不用趕著加入假期往生潮

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‎妳在想什麼？

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‎想殺人

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‎妳有沒有過這種情況

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‎妳腦中有些話想跟某人說

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‎字字句句都想好了

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‎完美無比

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‎結果真的要講卻亂成一團？

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‎當然有

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‎我見到她的時候可不會這樣

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‎這偽善的婊子！

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‎她是我們媽媽啊！

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‎是嗎？

18
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‎我剛剛才發現自己是個孤兒

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‎冷靜點

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‎為了我，把情緒收好

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‎婚禮過後再發脾氣

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‎我有漏掉什麼嗎？

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‎那男的剛剛對我們吐口水

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‎是沒錯，但我只剩這場婚禮了

25
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‎只剩婚禮？

26
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‎妳一直假裝不累嗎？

27
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‎我們已經裝了一輩子
‎不差這三天吧？

28
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‎不

29
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‎那老傢伙都說了嗎？
‎他說了什麼？妳們有找到他嗎？

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‎圖米，冷靜點

31
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‎妳知道我們發現真相了

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‎看老天的份上，說話啊！

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‎圖米！

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‎圖米洛，妳可是在跟妳媽媽說話

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‎阿姨，相信我，我已經夠有禮貌了

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‎葛蕾絲阿姨，午宴的菜色還行嗎？

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‎上了幾道菜？

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‎-五道
‎-對，五道

39
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‎然後呢？

40
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‎怎樣？聖經和阿們都掩蓋不了

41
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‎妳幹的下流事

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‎我早該把妳留在外婆那邊

43
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‎那就好了

44
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‎我可能還會正常點

45
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‎-圖米！
‎-妳只在乎

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‎妳那肚子裡的寶寶！

47
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‎寶寶？

48
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‎寶貝

49
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‎圖瓦拉先生！

50
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‎圖瓦拉先生！

51
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‎我得記得上網查
‎要怎麼閉上我的大嘴巴

52
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‎我的天啊！

53
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‎拜託，我們談談

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎什布，等等

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‎什麼鬼啊？

57
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‎妳為何沒跟我說？

58
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‎我慌了，不知道該怎麼辦

59
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‎慌了？

60
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‎什布，我知道的時候你才剛求婚

61
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‎我不想讓你家人覺得我絆住你

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‎我家人？

63
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‎為了在乎我家人的看法
‎妳就向我隱瞞？

64
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‎那我呢？

65
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‎-妳不在乎我怎麼想嗎？
‎-我當然在乎

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‎我最在乎你

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‎因為我要離開妳了，才在乎？

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‎我們可以解決這事，寶貝

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‎我向妳求婚，以為我們的婚姻

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‎能和其他人不同

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‎隱瞞、恐懼、謊言

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‎這些都該消失

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‎這應該是我們最坦承面對

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‎彼此的時候了

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‎什布，你在說什麼？

76
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‎妳打破我們之間的信任了

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‎我很抱歉，美美

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‎我有努力不說，但是

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‎我一看到她那道貌岸然的表情

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‎我就腦充血了

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‎我很抱歉

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‎妳一天到晚為妳犯的錯

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‎感到愧疚不累嗎？

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‎妳就不能少做錯事嗎？
‎就不用一直道歉了

85
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‎妳想必很累吧？

86
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‎哎呦

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‎這不一樣

88
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‎我又不是每天都會發現
‎自己的爸爸不是親生父親

89
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‎妳每天都有不同的藉口

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‎不是家庭鬧劇

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‎就是難吃的壽司

92
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‎都能讓妳大鬧特鬧

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‎不是這樣的

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‎我只是想為妳做點什麼
‎我原本很高興

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‎妳不明白

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‎無論是當我姊

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‎或是做第一伴娘

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‎妳都只為自己著想

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‎我知道妳什麼事都辦不好

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‎什麼事都做不到

101
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‎但妳至少要有點人性吧？

102
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‎沒有老爸能牽我走紅毯，沒關係

103
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‎但我至少還有我姊吧？

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‎妳知道嗎？我去找什布談

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‎不要！

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‎妳有問題，圖米

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‎我不想要妳接近任何我愛的人

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‎沒關係，妳就回去開普敦

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‎隨便妳愛幹嘛就幹嘛

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‎妳也不用再假裝了，好嗎？

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‎但我在乎妳，美美

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‎是哦

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‎我不在乎

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‎圖米，我剛失去了丈夫

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‎妳也失去了妹妹

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‎美美

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‎（私人包廂）

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‎美美

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‎好閨蜜

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‎美美，別這樣

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‎走開！

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‎你原本跟我說…

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‎嗨，姊

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‎你原本說

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‎這次婚禮不會順利的

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‎我原本不相信，因為…嗨

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‎去前面坐

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‎快點，肥美，上車

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‎快上車！

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‎上車！

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‎（凱亞 好時光酒吧 科萊爾公園）

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‎說點什麼

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‎好

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‎好閨蜜，情況可能更糟的

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‎-是真的
‎-怎麼說？

136
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‎嚴格來說，在這兩天

137
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‎我已經離婚兩次了

138
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:02,791
‎妳們在幹嘛？

139
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‎嗨，伯母

140
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‎她把自己關在裡面

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‎她不肯開門

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‎好

143
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‎請讓我們獨處一下

144
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‎女兒？

145
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‎媽，我不要出去

146
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‎妳不能待在裡面

147
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‎什布父母付過錢了，沒關係

148
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‎反正不能退費

149
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‎我要坐在這裡，把菜單點過一輪

150
00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,916
‎女兒，我們家裡有的是食物

151
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‎媽，這裡的才叫食物

152
00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:34,500
‎像是客房服務
‎不是舅舅殺的雞啊牛的

153
00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:37,916
‎妳現在需要家人陪妳

154
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‎什麼家人，媽？

155
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‎嗯？

156
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‎毀了我婚禮的姊姊

157
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‎還是捏造我們身世的媽媽？

158
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‎嗯？

159
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‎美美

160
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‎妳為什麼不跟我說妳懷孕了？

161
00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,791
‎因為我不像圖米，媽

162
00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,958
‎我很在乎你們怎麼想

163
00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:12,708
‎我想要先有名份再生孩子

164
00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:15,041
‎妳知道，我的女兒

165
00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:17,708
‎我只想讓妳幸福

166
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‎是啊

167
00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:21,916
‎妳做得很好，媽

168
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:25,916
‎現在我是單親媽媽了

169
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‎我回家裡等妳

170
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‎妳的家

171
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,958
‎今天發生什麼事？

172
00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:24,500
‎不是什麼都發生了？

173
00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:31,625
‎什布要當爸了

174
00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,000
‎單親爸爸，但至少是個爸

175
00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:34,791
‎圖米也該驗孕一下

176
00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:37,416
‎搞不好肚子裡也有圖瓦拉的血脈

177
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:40,916
‎我們有用保險套

178
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,666
‎你沒忘啊？

179
00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:46,791
‎妳知道嗎？這是種病

180
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,125
‎那為什麼想吐的是我，提巴？

181
00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:55,583
‎我的老天啊！

182
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,083
‎你的盥洗包有止痛藥

183
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:21,916
‎葛蕾絲！

184
00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:24,208
‎夏賈克！

185
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,125
‎-再給我們兩杯
‎-謝謝

186
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‎謝謝！

187
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,416
‎-我先喝完這杯
‎-謝謝

188
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‎非常感謝妳

189
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‎只剩我和妳了！

190
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‎最後一杯

191
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‎最後一杯！

192
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,625
‎別擔心，我來付

193
00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:59,916
‎好耶，好姊妹

194
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,291
‎-免費的酒耶！
‎-等等

195
00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:02,416
‎先等一下

196
00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:04,416
‎不如把酒錢省下來

197
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,083
‎幫我們付沒能穿到的伴娘服如何？

198
00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:08,583
‎沒錯！

199
00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:10,000
‎別來煩我們

200
00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:17,833
‎嘿！

201
00:13:21,916 --> 00:13:22,791
‎嘿！

202
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,583
‎我認識妳嗎？

203
00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:28,041
‎不，但這是好事

204
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,250
‎你應該是唯一不會唾棄我的人了

205
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:32,208
‎圖米！

206
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,458
‎跟我姪子上床

207
00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:36,083
‎又毀了婚禮的人

208
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,000
‎還揭穿了妹妹的秘密

209
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,916
‎我在監獄裡打趴一堆猛漢

210
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‎在聖誕節前夕搶劫的罪犯

211
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:47,916
‎但我可不敢招惹妳

212
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,250
‎要喝酒嗎？

213
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:50,416
‎好啊

214
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:54,583
‎但你知道嗎？這裡太無聊了

215
00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:56,875
‎我知道有個地方更有趣
‎我們可以喝個兩杯

216
00:13:57,666 --> 00:13:59,625
‎-好啊，沒問題
‎-好

217
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,291
‎你有車嗎？

218
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,583
‎別擔心，聽說外面停了一堆瑪莎拉蒂

219
00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:07,833
‎好

220
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,166
‎哇！

221
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,250
‎她還真是個蕩婦

222
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,083
‎天啊

223
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:19,708
‎我早該告訴她們的

224
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,500
‎妳再怎麼後悔

225
00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,625
‎也都於事無補了

226
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,333
‎真是一團糟

227
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,416
‎但我們塞洛家族的人

228
00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:34,166
‎會繼續前進

229
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,416
‎繼續走，就像約翰走路

230
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,125
‎她們怎麼知道他在哪？

231
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,291
‎我不懂

232
00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:42,708
‎妳知道現在的小孩

233
00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:46,083
‎他們會玩臉書、推特

234
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,666
‎還有ＩＧ

235
00:14:47,916 --> 00:14:48,916
‎但美美又不玩這些

236
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,208
‎有可能是圖米

237
00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:53,458
‎是我

238
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:56,625
‎我跟美美說的

239
00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:58,625
‎我沒想到她會去找他

240
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,833
‎-老實說，我還蠻佩服她的
‎-佩服？

241
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:04,833
‎我只是想幫她們兩個罷了

242
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,625
‎是誰問妳的？

243
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,416
‎美美問我的

244
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,875
‎她跑來問我，沒有問妳

245
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,250
‎妳覺得為什麼？

246
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,708
‎沒事的，迪妮

247
00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:20,458
‎她們還是很需要妳

248
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:22,375
‎她們不知道而已

249
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,583
‎夏賈克，你把牠帶回家了？

250
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,250
‎牠會叫整晚，叫到我們沒辦法睡的

251
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,333
‎妳是想聽羊咩咩叫

252
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,333
‎還是維妮莎該該叫？

253
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,625
‎花花公子

254
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,833
‎絕頂帥哥、富二代，你還好嗎？

255
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,041
‎你還好嗎？

256
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:27,708
‎妳怎麼找到我的？

257
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,458
‎你改不了

258
00:16:29,541 --> 00:16:31,666
‎愛炫耀的毛病，連喝杯咖啡都要打卡

259
00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:34,083
‎妳也改不了惹事的毛病

260
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:36,791
‎兩位

261
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,125
‎我去那裡喝好了

262
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,958
‎好啊

263
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,541
‎-方便聊聊嗎？
‎-我沒空

264
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,291
‎你最好沒空

265
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:50,083
‎忙著發文和喝悶酒才不叫沒空

266
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,625
‎好，圖米！

267
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,250
‎我沒空理妳

268
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,625
‎聽著，我…

269
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,333
‎我今天過的很糟
‎我很需要朋友的陪伴

270
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:03,875
‎我是為你而來的

271
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:05,000
‎我該感激妳嗎？

272
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,333
‎你知道嗎？操你的

273
00:17:09,665 --> 00:17:11,125
‎我才操過妳

274
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,790
‎還做了很多次

275
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:20,208
‎那是妳前男友？

276
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,415
‎不是，他以為自己是

277
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,750
‎妳說的就是這裡？

278
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,625
‎這裡就叫有趣？

279
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,958
‎給我們兩杯酒

280
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:50,291
‎我還記得在1988年
‎參加過一場婚禮

281
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:54,000
‎天氣實在太熱了，我一點也不想參加

282
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,916
‎我以為婚禮會辦一整天

283
00:17:56,500 --> 00:18:00,916
‎還好新娘昏倒，直接死在教堂裡了

284
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:03,958
‎把雞腳傳給我

285
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,000
‎什布西，兒子啊

286
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,083
‎這是個祝福

287
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:18,458
‎那女孩可跟我們不同

288
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,125
‎你最好娶個同族的女孩，什布西

289
00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:22,833
‎妳以為妳是誰？

290
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,041
‎妳以為妳是誰？

291
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,833
‎-什布西
‎-提巴！

292
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,000
‎妳瞧不起我愛的女人

293
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,458
‎把她當鞋踩在腳底下

294
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:34,541
‎兒子，我想說的是
‎你不娶同族的女子

295
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:35,541
‎就是自找麻煩

296
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,208
‎妳的婚姻就幸福美滿嗎？

297
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:40,458
‎大家都知道妳和老爸
‎已經分房好幾年了

298
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,708
‎怎麼樣？

299
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,208
‎你怎麼敢

300
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,541
‎這樣對我說話？

301
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,708
‎我不是你兄弟，我是你媽！

302
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:55,541
‎什布西

303
00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:58,333
‎你在乎什布西的話，你就該多陪他

304
00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:01,041
‎而不是在那裡酗酒，提巴

305
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,916
‎就算是80年代

306
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,833
‎要是我跟她一樣

307
00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:08,500
‎穿那套婚紗，我也會死在教堂

308
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,375
‎你知道我擅長什麼嗎？

309
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,291
‎弄丟東西！

310
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:26,833
‎不是像一般人弄丟手機或鑰匙

311
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,250
‎而是弄丟朋友

312
00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:35,166
‎父親或是妹妹

313
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:39,583
‎有誰會弄丟妹妹的？

314
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:43,291
‎不！

315
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,958
‎不用感到內疚，我就不會

316
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,750
‎你知道嗎？

317
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,416
‎你說得對

318
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,250
‎妳要去哪？

319
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,250
‎我要去嚐點甜頭

320
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,541
‎她還真學不乖

321
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,833
‎你知道侍酒師是做什麼的嗎？

322
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:08,541
‎設計酒品清單之類的吧

323
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:09,958
‎很接近了

324
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,708
‎我該請你喝一杯

325
00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:15,375
‎看你這麼帥又聰明的份上

326
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,416
‎-不用了，謝謝
‎-那你請我喝一杯

327
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,583
‎不太好吧？

328
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,958
‎不開玩笑了

329
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,541
‎你可以把我帶回家

330
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,375
‎這是妳男人啊？

331
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,000
‎妳知道

332
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,458
‎妳不該把佳餚

333
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:32,833
‎獨自留在這的

334
00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:33,750
‎-哦！
‎-會被偷吃的

335
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,166
‎妳這蕩婦！

336
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,041
‎妳剛剛說我什麼？

337
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:39,375
‎妳是個蕩婦！

338
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,000
‎妳還真學不乖

339
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,500
‎我沒事

340
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,375
‎哦，我忘了拿包包

341
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:47,791
‎等下

342
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,291
‎我馬上回來

343
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,958
‎不行！

344
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:58,625
‎管好你女友！

345
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:02,291
‎我要叫警察了！

346
00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:15,083
‎（12月24日 聖誕節前夕）

347
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:19,166
‎該死的聖誕快樂，圖米

348
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:23,166
‎妳這次做得還真過火

349
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:27,458
‎她是個好女孩

350
00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:29,916
‎當我同事想押她上車時

351
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,833
‎她咒罵他們的母親

352
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,875
‎還有祖母

353
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,333
‎或許

354
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:39,083
‎我們可以私下解決，你知道的

355
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,750
‎或許吧

356
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,125
‎一頭羊夠嗎？

357
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,333
‎好戲上場囉

358
00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:24,875
‎妳怎麼在這裡？

359
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,416
‎我不會讓大女兒在聖誕節前夕

360
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,000
‎吃牢飯的

361
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:32,791
‎妳昨天好像

362
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,208
‎不是這樣說的

363
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:39,583
‎我知道這不對

364
00:22:39,666 --> 00:22:41,250
‎不像基督徒

365
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:44,708
‎拜託，媽，可不可以
‎別再講聖經那套了？

366
00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,500
‎我一出去就搭飛機回開普敦了

367
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:52,250
‎我看著妳

368
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,291
‎就像看到了我自己

369
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:55,666
‎我很害怕

370
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,083
‎不可能

371
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:00,416
‎妳想，不然我怎麼會在

372
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,750
‎17歲的時候生下妳？

373
00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:03,541
‎好，我不該被生下來的

374
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,833
‎別說妳沒讓我這麼想過

375
00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:10,416
‎當時我是

376
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,958
‎孩子帶孩子

377
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:16,708
‎沒有人可以幫我分擔

378
00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,250
‎所以我才把妳交給奶奶

379
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,833
‎因為我知道

380
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:24,458
‎她會好好照顧妳

381
00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:32,166
‎媽，美美就有個媽

382
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:34,583
‎可以依靠

383
00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:36,333
‎我們的成長背景可不同

384
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,333
‎所以她才躲在浴缸裡不肯出來

385
00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:00,416
‎我真糟糕

386
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,666
‎圖米，看著我

387
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,166
‎我是妳媽

388
00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:15,416
‎我永遠挺妳

389
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,250
‎還真溫馨

390
00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:37,958
‎回家吧

391
00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:39,500
‎好啊

392
00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:43,416
‎所以

393
00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:46,583
‎我爸到底是誰？

394
00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,875
‎我們也不用那麼坦誠以對吧？走吧

395
00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:51,625
‎溫馨不過三秒

396
00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:56,000
‎（我很抱歉，跟我談談吧）

397
00:24:57,541 --> 00:24:58,583
‎你在忙嗎？

398
00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:01,666
‎我忙著傳訊息給我朋友

399
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,708
‎昨天那位？

400
00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:06,625
‎對

401
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,166
‎幹嘛這麼問？

402
00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:13,583
‎我有跟你說過

403
00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:17,000
‎我同學的故事嗎？

404
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:22,291
‎她皮膚非常黑

405
00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:24,125
‎像夜那麼深

406
00:25:24,541 --> 00:25:25,708
‎當時

407
00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:29,166
‎人們覺得黑皮膚很醜

408
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,291
‎她覺得自己很醜

409
00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:34,000
‎她悶在心裡不肯說

410
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,583
‎她總是悶悶不樂

411
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:40,458
‎有一天

412
00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:42,333
‎我們發現

413
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:43,875
‎她沒來上學

414
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:47,458
‎之後她再也沒來學校了

415
00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:50,083
‎我們再也見不到她了

416
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:51,541
‎她怎麼了？

417
00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:53,083
‎她自殺了

418
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:58,583
‎在喪禮時，每個人都在說

419
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,166
‎她有多美

420
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:02,375
‎媽

421
00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:04,750
‎為什麼

422
00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:06,541
‎妳為什麼要跟我說這些？

423
00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:09,250
‎若她當時勇敢表達自己

424
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:13,291
‎我們就會告訴她，她有多美

425
00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:21,958
‎博甘，沒有什麼好羞恥的

426
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,125
‎你就是你

427
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:39,666
‎在家嗎？

428
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:46,375
‎哇，大家都在啊？大家好

429
00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:47,625
‎媽？

430
00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:50,000
‎哦，抱歉

431
00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:54,875
‎我知道你們是怎麼看我的

432
00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:56,750
‎妳不知道的話，我可以一一告訴妳

433
00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:00,500
‎很抱歉我和妳老公上床

434
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:03,833
‎還有害他破戒了

435
00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:06,125
‎戒酒是好事

436
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,916
‎還有，有關懷孕的事

437
00:27:10,666 --> 00:27:13,083
‎很抱歉，我用這種方式告訴各位

438
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:14,333
‎聽著，如果妳打算

439
00:27:14,416 --> 00:27:16,291
‎為妳所做的每件事道歉

440
00:27:16,375 --> 00:27:18,833
‎我們就要在這站到明天了

441
00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:20,708
‎-拜託，讓她說完
‎-謝謝妳，媽

442
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:25,083
‎這都是我的錯

443
00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,375
‎我不想讓我的家人

444
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:32,125
‎替我背罪

445
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:35,500
‎因為我家人真的很好

446
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:37,791
‎還有我妹，她…

447
00:27:40,083 --> 00:27:41,875
‎她不像我

448
00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,375
‎她很…

449
00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:47,291
‎她是個好人，你們也訂婚了

450
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:51,625
‎而且今天又是聖誕節

451
00:27:51,708 --> 00:27:56,916
‎我們應該在今天團聚、聚餐

452
00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:00,333
‎用好酒釋懷過往

453
00:28:00,416 --> 00:28:02,000
‎我可以帶酒來

454
00:28:02,791 --> 00:28:05,583
‎提巴就別喝了，喝水也行

455
00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:06,875
‎我們都幹了不少蠢事

456
00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:09,041
‎蠢上加蠢也是佳話，對吧？

457
00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:11,291
‎可以換個地方說話嗎？

458
00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:16,458
‎走吧

459
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,750
‎謝謝

460
00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,750
‎圖米，別到處亂碰

461
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:25,208
‎當我五歲小孩啊？

462
00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:40,708
‎妳家很漂亮

463
00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:41,916
‎我知道

464
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,958
‎我們的家境天壤地別

465
00:28:48,416 --> 00:28:50,333
‎但我們都是母親

466
00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:51,541
‎我們的孩子

467
00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:53,291
‎是最重要的，沒錯吧？

468
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:56,791
‎我的兒子都很恨我

469
00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:01,541
‎我的女兒也沒多愛我

470
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,958
‎這些孩子真不知感恩

471
00:29:04,833 --> 00:29:06,541
‎我們為他們做了那麼多

472
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,541
‎而且那可信的上帝

473
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,500
‎給了他們自由意志

474
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:13,875
‎我們又能怎樣？

475
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:21,958
‎也得適時放手了

476
00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:41,583
‎兄弟，怎樣？

477
00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:49,041
‎看那邊

478
00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:51,333
‎我知道美美不對

479
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:53,125
‎隱瞞你很多事

480
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:55,708
‎但我認為

481
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,375
‎不該緊抓著這件事不放

482
00:29:58,791 --> 00:29:59,875
‎讓媽有機會

483
00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:01,291
‎反對這件婚事

484
00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:02,666
‎別這樣

485
00:30:03,916 --> 00:30:07,041
‎她是你的妻子，你們看起來很相配

486
00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:09,208
‎很讓人忌妒

487
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,875
‎你不能就這樣放棄了

488
00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:16,208
‎你現在打算給我感情建議了？

489
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:17,916
‎你想當朵莉老媽啊？

490
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,000
‎-你說那個多朗雜誌的朵莉老媽？
‎-對

491
00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:21,708
‎我超想投稿給多朗雜誌的

492
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:26,958
‎跟著你的心走，兄弟

493
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:31,500
‎我知道你想娶她，你愛她

494
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:34,041
‎聽著，老兄，你心中有個聲音

495
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:35,333
‎告訴你，你想要娶她

496
00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:38,291
‎去把她娶回家吧

497
00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:40,125
‎別管爸媽說什麼

498
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:42,958
‎去把你的女人娶回來

499
00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:45,166
‎那你呢？

500
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,708
‎我像台老車一樣，到哪去都行

501
00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:55,250
‎對

502
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,583
‎我的老天

503
00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:21,125
‎好姊妹，妳去哪了？

504
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:22,416
‎妳知道嗎？

505
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:26,250
‎妳不選我當第一伴娘也沒關係

506
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:28,875
‎但妳不能一人喝悶酒啊

507
00:31:28,958 --> 00:31:29,833
‎我們是閨蜜

508
00:31:29,916 --> 00:31:31,625
‎有福同享、有難同當
‎我們可是姊妹淘耶

509
00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:33,666
‎自哀自憐解決不了問題的

510
00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:37,791
‎紅毯還沒收，妳還有機會，姊妹

511
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,000
‎早知道就選妳當第一伴娘了

512
00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:42,791
‎當然！

513
00:31:42,916 --> 00:31:45,583
‎但都這樣了，妳早該…

514
00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:48,625
‎沒關係，我沒事

515
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,416
‎嘿

516
00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:55,375
‎-聽說妳們在這
‎-莉菲洛！

517
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:57,916
‎-怎樣？
‎-我說不准任何人進來的！

518
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,166
‎對哦！

519
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,125
‎可以讓我和我妹單獨談談嗎？

520
00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:05,041
‎妳懂看臉色的話

521
00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:06,708
‎就知道她一點都不想和妳談

522
00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:08,791
‎給我五分鐘就好

523
00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:11,375
‎沒關係

524
00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:13,791
‎五分鐘！

525
00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:15,416
‎我會在門外倒數的

526
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,750
‎別這樣！

527
00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:27,416
‎要我幫妳接嗎？

528
00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:29,541
‎什布打來了

529
00:32:30,541 --> 00:32:32,625
‎我不知道該跟他說什麼

530
00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:47,625
‎我懂那種感覺

531
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:54,625
‎妹妹，我只希望妳能得到該有的幸福

532
00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:57,750
‎就這樣

533
00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:00,916
‎忘掉這一切吧

534
00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:04,041
‎別管我、媽、維妮莎

535
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,333
‎那個捐精的

536
00:33:06,416 --> 00:33:09,583
‎還有這齣鬧劇，嫁給他吧

537
00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:12,541
‎和他愛得死去活來

538
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:13,666
‎怎麼做？

539
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:19,375
‎譚多就是為了這個才來的

540
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,541
‎妳們還剩一分鐘

541
00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:26,166
‎我很抱歉

542
00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:29,000
‎抱歉什麼？

543
00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:30,541
‎我是說

544
00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:32,041
‎妳又沒朋友

545
00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:36,041
‎也沒男人，現在連爸爸都沒了

546
00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:42,291
‎我不該說不當妳妹的

547
00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:45,291
‎沒關係，寶貝

548
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,250
‎起來吧

549
00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:51,250
‎去嫁給他吧

550
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,750
‎-怎樣？
‎-沒怎樣

551
00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:08,916
‎你這樣盯著我

552
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,791
‎好像我會拿刀捅你一樣

553
00:34:10,875 --> 00:34:12,166
‎沒什麼

554
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:13,916
‎很抱歉，只是…

555
00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:17,708
‎很久沒看到妳來這間臥室了

556
00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:20,333
‎自從想起姆貝基就沒有了

557
00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:23,375
‎好吧

558
00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:25,166
‎聽著

559
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:27,958
‎我想談談什布西的事

560
00:34:28,041 --> 00:34:30,875
‎我們應該為他做點什麼

561
00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:32,916
‎像是什麼？

562
00:34:33,875 --> 00:34:35,916
‎我們可以搬救兵嗎？

563
00:34:52,333 --> 00:34:57,291
‎（錄音中）

564
00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:10,666
‎（12月25日 原西式婚禮日）

565
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,708
‎（花花小姐 語音訊息）

566
00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:40,333
‎（沒有新訊息）

567
00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:48,250
‎幹嘛啊，叔叔？

568
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:50,041
‎聖誕快樂！

569
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,875
‎請出去

570
00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:53,166
‎趕快起床洗澡，小囚犯

571
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:56,083
‎-不要待在我房間！
‎-去洗澡，小囚犯

572
00:35:56,166 --> 00:35:57,250
‎好，我去！

573
00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:58,833
‎快去洗個澡

574
00:35:58,916 --> 00:36:00,666
‎這小傢伙！

575
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,083
‎（花花小姐 語音訊息）

576
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:16,541
‎聽著，姪子

577
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:18,375
‎至少你不像約瑟

578
00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:20,458
‎他和瑪莉上床

579
00:36:20,541 --> 00:36:22,291
‎結果兒子還不是自己的種

580
00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:23,583
‎想像一下

581
00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:25,166
‎人生就像賭博

582
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,541
‎有時輸，有時贏

583
00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:30,875
‎有時就像紅綠燈，有時…

584
00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:31,958
‎舅舅

585
00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:34,083
‎你已經開了好幾小時了

586
00:36:34,166 --> 00:36:36,291
‎我快被太陽曬暈了，拜託你載我回家

587
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:37,625
‎你的聖誕節精神去哪了？

588
00:36:37,708 --> 00:36:38,875
‎我愛的女人

589
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:39,791
‎都不接我電話了

590
00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,333
‎我哪來的聖誕節精神？

591
00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:44,708
‎-喂？
‎-你們在哪？

592
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,333
‎我們馬上過去

593
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,041
‎現在是怎樣？

594
00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:32,708
‎這是你媽向你道歉的意思

595
00:37:32,791 --> 00:37:34,208
‎但你們怎麼…

596
00:37:34,291 --> 00:37:36,375
‎我不是認識西里爾就職典禮的

597
00:37:36,458 --> 00:37:37,583
‎負責人嗎？

598
00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:25,250
‎我原本以為結婚最棒的地方

599
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,583
‎就是能穿婚紗

600
00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:29,125
‎或是爸爸能牽我走紅毯

601
00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:30,583
‎或是奪得全場目光

602
00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,333
‎我錯了

603
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,791
‎結婚最棒的是

604
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,458
‎能和你共度下半輩子

605
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,208
‎如果你願意和我...

606
00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:45,041
‎我們一起的話

607
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,000
‎我心屬於妳

608
00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:50,708
‎我之前是頭腦不清楚，好嗎？

609
00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:51,916
‎我對我們有信心

610
00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:55,833
‎-別再瞞我秘密了，好嗎？
‎-好

611
00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:00,458
‎喂！不行！

612
00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:02,208
‎抱歉，我太入迷了

613
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,708
‎新娘是我們的！

614
00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:07,666
‎她是我們的！

615
00:40:22,375 --> 00:40:23,666
‎你在哭嗎？

616
00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:27,041
‎沒有，有東西跑到眼睛裡了

617
00:40:27,916 --> 00:40:29,458
‎好，走吧

618
00:40:32,708 --> 00:40:33,875
‎小心點，米菠姊姊

619
00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:35,291
‎我很小心了

620
00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:37,208
‎妳跌倒的話，沒人扶的了

621
00:40:37,291 --> 00:40:38,875
‎哦，謝謝

622
00:40:47,833 --> 00:40:48,916
‎你來了

623
00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:50,708
‎我是說

624
00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:52,125
‎我原本不想來的，但又怕錯過

625
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:55,666
‎溫馨的私人婚禮，北非郊區的美景

626
00:40:56,666 --> 00:40:59,541
‎我是以你朋友的身分，還是…

627
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,666
‎好，請大家入坐

628
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:05,125
‎我們馬上就要開始了，謝謝

629
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,833
‎你可以親吻新娘了

630
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:57,458
‎請大家聽我說

631
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:06,333
‎敬我的孩子

632
00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:09,041
‎所有的孩子

633
00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:13,041
‎妳也許不是祖魯人

634
00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:15,666
‎也許不是皇室

635
00:43:16,166 --> 00:43:19,250
‎不富有、家庭背景不好

636
00:43:19,583 --> 00:43:21,041
‎但人都有缺點

637
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:23,708
‎重要的是

638
00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:25,833
‎妳現在是我們的家人了

639
00:43:28,625 --> 00:43:30,958
‎這應該是她對我說過最好的話了

640
00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:37,250
‎這就是我的夢想

641
00:43:37,791 --> 00:43:39,500
‎娶到我的摯愛

642
00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:42,875
‎在最在乎我的人面前許下誓言

643
00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:44,708
‎各位先生女士

644
00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:46,291
‎我的聖誕節願望成真了

645
00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:48,666
‎這是我人生中最棒的一天

646
00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:50,000
‎沒錯！

647
00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:52,500
‎敬圖瓦拉家族！

648
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:59,416
‎在我醉到不省人事前，我也想說些話

649
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:00,750
‎十字架上的耶穌啊

650
00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:02,166
‎請祢快下十字架吧

651
00:44:04,416 --> 00:44:08,625
‎那個…我不太會致詞

652
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:11,125
‎但我得完成這次婚禮

653
00:44:11,208 --> 00:44:13,041
‎我被指派的任務

654
00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:16,958
‎妳現在是

655
00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:18,666
‎妳過去曾是

656
00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:20,541
‎將來也是

657
00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:23,541
‎我呼吸的空氣與靈魂

658
00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:27,083
‎我的心

659
00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:28,458
‎以及我所需的愛

660
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,833
‎妳...

661
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,708
‎就是我的命運

662
00:44:36,166 --> 00:44:37,750
‎說真的

663
00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:40,791
‎我不知道該說什麼

664
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:44,916
‎我跟家人關係沒有說很好

665
00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:48,083
‎我想大家都聽過我的故事

666
00:44:48,166 --> 00:44:49,458
‎哪個故事？

667
00:44:50,041 --> 00:44:51,416
‎但我很幸運

668
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:54,541
‎我身邊環繞著愛我的人
‎讓我領悟愛的真諦

669
00:44:56,083 --> 00:44:57,958
‎愛毋須費力

670
00:44:58,625 --> 00:45:03,125
‎愛是我們一同享受的時光
‎創造的回憶

671
00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:04,750
‎無論是

672
00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:07,750
‎在路邊一同唱歌

673
00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:10,958
‎或是假裝對彼此沒感覺，互鬧對方

674
00:45:12,583 --> 00:45:13,791
‎愛是

675
00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:16,625
‎無法預料的

676
00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:21,958
‎你得敞開心胸接受愛，否則

677
00:45:22,791 --> 00:45:26,125
‎你將錯失那個一直陪在你身邊的人

678
00:45:32,958 --> 00:45:34,166
‎愛是接納彼此

679
00:45:35,791 --> 00:45:39,000
‎即使你是個燙手山芋

680
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,916
‎也絕不棄之不顧

681
00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:44,708
‎愛讓人不自在

682
00:45:44,791 --> 00:45:46,500
‎愛能讓我們勇於道歉

683
00:45:46,916 --> 00:45:49,875
‎即使你從不習慣低頭道歉

684
00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,166
‎但愛是個美人

685
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,333
‎沒有人能抗拒

686
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:04,083
‎所以讓我們放下過去

687
00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:07,125
‎擁抱愛

688
00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:10,333
‎敬愛情

689
00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:12,500
‎敬愛情！

690
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:25,875
‎提巴，我今天不想跟你吵

691
00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:29,333
‎聽著

692
00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:39,083
‎我是個廢物

693
00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:44,000
‎不折不扣的廢物

694
00:47:49,375 --> 00:47:51,708
‎妳值得更好的人

695
00:47:52,416 --> 00:47:53,750
‎我希望

696
00:47:54,041 --> 00:47:56,083
‎我…我希望

697
00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:57,583
‎妳能找到

698
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:01,291
‎可以給妳幸福的人

699
00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:04,250
‎滾出去！

700
00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:14,416
‎滾出去

701
00:48:49,750 --> 00:48:50,875
‎我好快樂啊！

702
00:49:44,916 --> 00:49:47,958
‎你不是應該去餵孤兒

703
00:49:48,041 --> 00:49:50,083
‎還是拯救世界之類的嗎？

704
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,875
‎什麼？我發現拯救世界不遲

705
00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:54,708
‎妳比較需要我

706
00:49:57,791 --> 00:49:58,958
‎對了，妳的致詞

707
00:49:59,041 --> 00:50:00,458
‎妳的致詞超棒的

708
00:50:00,541 --> 00:50:05,208
‎我還是覺得妳該唱那首歌
‎會很經典的！

709
00:50:06,208 --> 00:50:07,750
‎是啊

710
00:50:11,416 --> 00:50:12,750
‎你知道，我…

711
00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:15,708
‎我時不時會

712
00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:18,250
‎想起那晚

713
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:21,875
‎只是我

714
00:50:22,541 --> 00:50:24,291
‎常常把事搞砸

715
00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:29,041
‎我這次也可能會搞砸

716
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:33,416
‎你確定你想好了？

717
00:50:34,916 --> 00:50:36,375
‎你確定想跟我在一起？

718
00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:43,750
‎我確定

719
00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:05,500
‎老天

720
00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:08,583
‎對

721
00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:13,666
‎既然我們

722
00:51:14,208 --> 00:51:15,041
‎要在一起了

723
00:51:15,625 --> 00:51:19,541
‎也了解彼此幹過的蠢事了

724
00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:24,375
‎我有件事想告訴妳

725
00:51:31,041 --> 00:51:33,833
‎就不能讓我喘口氣嗎？

726
00:52:13,916 --> 00:52:18,125
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