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-[loud drum]
-[seagulls calling]

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[Dineo] Tumi. Tumi. Boitumelo!

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[Dineo] [in Sesotho]
Tumi, you're going to drown!

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-[Vusi] No, we're not calling the police.
-[Dineo] [in Sesotho] Tumi, you're naked.

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[Vusi] What if those vultures
in the media find out?

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[in Zulu] We need to take her
to the hospital.

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[Grace] I'm sure there's a perfectly
logical explanation to all of this.

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-[Lydia] Oh, my goodness!
-[Sbu] Relax, relax.

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[Tumi] I swear this is not
what it looks like.

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-[sheep bleats]
-[opening music playing]

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♪ Wherever there's fun
That's where you'll find me ♪

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♪ Wherever there's fun
That's where you'll find me ♪

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[pilot] Good morning, ladies and gents.
This is your captain speaking.

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Welcome to our flight AB2709
from Cape Town to Johannesburg.

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We're expecting
some turbulence this morning,

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so please keep your seatbelts fastened
while the seatbelt lights are on.

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[Tumi] This is the image of three idiots
who forgot to check in online.

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[loud creaking and rattling]

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-Are you okay, baby?
-Mm-hmm.

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[Tumi] She isn't.

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You know I'd be holding your hand
right now if I was sitting next to you.

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[Tumi] Please, don't.

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Would you two like to sit together?

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-Oh, no, we’re fine.
-If you wouldn't mind.

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We don't wanna inconvenience you.

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Oh, I like the window.

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[Tumi] Of course you do.

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[man] Yeah.

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-Sorry. There we go.
-[Tumi moans]

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-[man] You see, it worked out.
-[woman] Baby.

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[woman] I missed you.

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[Tumi] This would have never happened
on a flight to Mauritius.

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I mean, it could have,

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but at least I’d be going on a solocation
to Mauritius, instead of--

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-[man] Jo'burg?
-What?

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Are you also spending
your Christmas in Jo’burg?

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Oh, yeah, um,

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home. My sister’s getting married.

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-[man cheers]
-Oh, my gosh!

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We’re getting married next year.

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His family wants us to get married
in Jo’burg and I'm like,

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nobody gets married in Joburg.
It's been like--

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[music playing on earphones]

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[man] Sorry, sister.

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-Do you mind if…? She’s cold.
-[Tumi] So?

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She’s cold. So do you mind…

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[Tumi] If I ever fall in love, shoot me.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[man] You know we're in Jo'burg
when the escalators aren't working.

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Oh, my goodness!

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It's probably loadshedding.

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I agree.

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-[man] There we are.
-But it's fine, we're here. We made it.

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Yes. Yes.

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-Selfie? Selfie, baby?
-Of course!

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[Tumi] Are you fucking kidding me?

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[kissing]

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Wait, wait, wait baby. Let's do nosies.

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-Nosies.
-[woman] Nosies.

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-[man] Did you get it?
-Okay.

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[man] Come, let's go.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[Khaya] Oh! You always knew
how to make friends.

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ORLANDO PIRATES SUCKS!

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[laughing]

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[Tumi] Really?

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[Khaya] [in Xhosa] The truth hurts.

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[Tumi] Yeah. Just like
how guys who drive Porsches,

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-are always trying to overcompensate.
-No one's complaining.

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You know, I really shouldn’t have
invited you to this wedding.

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-[in Xhosa] I will leave you here, try me.
-[in Xhosa] You won't.

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[in Zulu] I'm kidding!

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[whooping] T-money,
T-Gwap, T-cash, T-baby!

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-Whadda do, baby?
-[Khaya] That's right!

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[Tumi] Don’t make this awkward
by saying something stupid like…

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[Khaya] I missed this.

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Come, let's take a picture for the gram.

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-For the gram?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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How else are people going to know
that I'm happy to see you?

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-Ah! I can see we're still obsessed.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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[Khaya] Gotta give the people
what they want.

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[metro cop] Hello, Beyonce, Jay-Zed.
You're here to make out?

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[in Zulu] Can't you see
that this is for pickups only?

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[in Zulu] If you want to kiss each other,
go away.

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[in Zulu] Or would you rather
get a parking ticket?

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-Oh, okay. No! No!
-No! No! We're leaving.

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-Lemme get the bags.
-[in Zulu] Yes, leave.

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♪ Piano is the sound. Those who
Don't like it, will get over it ♪

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♪ Let the dancers come forth
Really, really, Billy ♪

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♪ Piano is a bonus
Big festivals need mobiles ♪

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♪ Don't come when you're not ready ♪

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[Refiloe] [in Xhosa]
You look so beautiful!

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-[Thando] Oh, my word!
-Wow!

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[Thando] You look absolutely amazing.

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Looks like someone
didn’t stick to the Team Bride diet.

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[in Xhosa] Um, what diet? I am not
going to eat my first meal at lunch time.

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December, babes.

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[Thando] Guys, it's called intermediate
fasting for a reason, I mean Refiloe.

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[in Xhosa] Please repeat that.
Inter- what?

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Intermediate fasting.

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-[Refiloe in Xhosa] You and your English.
-[Beauty] It's intermittent.

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Listen, only poor people fast, okay?
I'm not poor today.

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No, no, poor people actually don't fast.
They're actually hungry.

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Guys, we're going to be on national TV.
Trust me it's gonna be worth it.

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[soft grunting]

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Am I-- Am I the only person
who stuck to this diet?

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[in Xhosa] Friend,
as I said, it's the holidays!

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Have a strawberry.

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[in Xhosa] Take it to the top.

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Okay, I'll see. Let me help you.

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[Thando] Breathe in.

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I'm gonna need you to…

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-Breathe in. Breathe in.
-[sighs in relief]

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[in Xhosa] How will you breathe, babe?

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Uh, breathing is overrated.

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Um, okay.

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[phone rings]

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Um… Yeah, it's… It's not… her yet.

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I don't understand why Tumi didn't
get here on time like the rest of us.

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Ah, guys, let’s try on the Zulu outfits.

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-The Zulu outfits sound like a vibe.
-Yes, yes, yes!

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[Thando in Zulu] ♪ The bride is ours ♪

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-♪ We all agree ♪
-[Refiloe] ♪ Say yeah ♪

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[upbeat music playing]

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♪ Knock, knock, knock ♪

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♪ Knock, knock ♪

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I can't believe my sister
is getting married on Christmas day.

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[in Xhosa] Yes, well,
you don't go home anymore.

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How else were they going to get you
to come home for Christmas?

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[sighs] Tell me one person who wants that.

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[in Xhosa] Hello? Am I invisible?

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-Aw, you're so cute.
-What?

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-You missed me.
-No! No! Whatever. No.

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I did not. Don’t flatter yourself.
No I didn't.

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It's… It's just that I can’t go home.

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[in Xhosa] My father will be there,
and all he ever does is talk about mom,

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and it makes him sad,
Which makes everyone feel worse. So, yeah.

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Well, good thing is,
you get to be my date.

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And save me
from this three-day wedding saga.

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You know what, I am glad
my family’s grief is working out for you.

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So I’m all set
for the traditional wedding tomorrow,

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but I might be a bit late
for the white wedding on Christmas Day.

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-Oh.
-I've got a thing.

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Girls aren’t things, Khaya.

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No, it’s not a girl.

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[Tumi] It's always a girl with him.

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Okay, fine, fine, you know what,
I'll tell you if you don't make the sound.

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-What sound?
-You know what sound I'm talking about.

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[laughs] I'm not going to fall into this.
Okay, you know what, fine, I'll tell you.

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So on Christmas day,
I dress up as Father Christmas

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and I go to a local home
and hand out presents to the kids.

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-[retching sounds]
-Oh, man!

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Oh, you’re so predictable.
I should have known.

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Oh, man, I walked right into that one.
Okay, fine. Are you done?

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-Are you done?
-Yeah.

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Hey, look, you should come with me.
No, come on. Come with me.

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Tumi, you should see these kids,
their faces.

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They will melt
your stone-cold, dead heart.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah!

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Will they melt it enough to help me
with my maid of honor speech?

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-Beauty trusted you to write something?
-Right?

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-You!
-Yeah.

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Wow!

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I don’t even know what to say.

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Help me?

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-With what?
-The speech.

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-No! No!
-Please.

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No! No, don't even do that.

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Don't even look at me like that.
I'm not helping you.

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This is not second year. No!

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You get to do your own homework.
I'm not helping you.

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-Come on.
-I'm not!

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-[big inhale] Look at that smile.
-I'm not smiling.

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That's the "I will help you" smile.

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-I'm not smiling. [laughs]
-Thank you in advance, man.

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Whatever.

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[upbeat music playing]

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Okay!

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-[in Xhosa] Hey!
-Hi.

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[in Tswana] Hello.

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[Bokang] [in Tswana] Look at this line,
does this line look straight to you?

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Aha! Is there anything
that's ever straight with you, darling?

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[in Tswana] You finally decided
to grace us your wretched-ass presence.

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Ah, Khaya. Still cute.

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[in Tswana] But you are still Xhosa.

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Bokang. Still funny.

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[Moipone] Boitumelo!

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-[laughs]
-[Tumi] [in Sotho] Aunty!

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-[in Tswana] How are you?
-[in Tswana] You finally found a man!

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[in Tswana] I thought we were going to
have to slaughter a white chicken for you!

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[in Tswana] No, this is my friend.

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Khaya, this is my mother’s older sister.

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-[in Xhosa] Aunty Moipone.
-[in Xhosa] Aunt?

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[in Xhosa] I was already
thinking about the bride price,

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and how I would bring all the cows I have.
[laughing]

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[Tumi] And that's
what we call the Khaya effect.

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[Dineo] [in Tswana] Is Tumi
going to come and greet me,

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or is she going to keep
hiding in the house?

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[sighs]

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Yeah, I got you. Mom.

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Okay. [laughs]

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-Hi, girl!
-Hey!

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[in Tswana] Is your friend angry?

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Yo! But it's not as bad as last Christmas.

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[in Tswana] What happened last Christmas?

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[in Tswana] You would have known
if you were here.

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[Tumi] All you need to know
about my relationship with my mother,

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is that until I was twelve,
I called my grandmother Mom

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and my mother Big Sis, Dineo.

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Hi, ma.

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[in Tswana] Please,
don't ruin this for your sister.

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Oh, lovely to see you, mother.

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-[in Tswana] Khaya. Is that you?
-[in Xhosa] Yes, mom.

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[Dineo] [in Xhosa]
How is your family doing?

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[in Xhosa] Yes, mom,
they are well, thank you.

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Thank you.

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[in Xhosa] Oh, this is aunt Grace.

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She's the youngest of the four.

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The youngest,
the sexiest, the most gorgeous.

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[Tumi] [in Xhosa] You go, girl.

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Khaya, can you help me
take these things to the car?

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-Okay.
-[in Tswana] No! He's too young for you.

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[in Tswana] Well, I still would…

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-No.
-Um…

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-[Grace] Tumi?
-Mmm.

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Please don’t kill each other
before the wedding.

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So, uh…

228
00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:17,583
[in Tswana] What's with
the Extreme Makeover Home Edition?

229
00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:19,708
[Dineo] [in Tswana] When
the Twalas arrive here tomorrow,

230
00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:22,625
[in Tswana] they need
to find everything perfect.

231
00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:24,291
[in Tswana] Did you win the lottery?

232
00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:27,666
[in Tswana] No.
The bride price is used for such things.

233
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,958
[in Tswana] The bride price money?
For renovating your house?

234
00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,958
[in Tswana] What have you contributed?

235
00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:34,416
[Tumi] And this is where I shut up.

236
00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:36,083
[in Tswana] You know what?

237
00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:38,958
[in Tswana] This wedding
is very important, Tumi.

238
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,833
I wonder how your Jesus feels
about Beauty hijacking His birthday?

239
00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:45,291
[in Tswana] My Jesus will be happy
to see Beauty happy.

240
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:50,250
[in Tswana] The fittings
went very quickly I see.

241
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,458
[Tumi] Shit.

242
00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:53,500
[in Tswana] You forgot about the fittings?

243
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,708
Yes. No!

244
00:11:56,791 --> 00:12:00,500
[in Tswana] I just thought
I would come by and greet you first.

245
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,500
And now that I’ve seen you…

246
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:03,666
Bye!

247
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,375
[sighs]

248
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:11,500
♪ I carry myself as if I'm a millionaire ♪

249
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:16,750
♪ I've been around
I've conquered them with my experience ♪

250
00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:23,750
♪ I carry myself as if I'm a millionaire ♪

251
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:30,625
♪ I've been around
I've conquered them with my experience ♪

252
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:39,625
♪ It's Brentwood Omega
You mesmerize us with experience ♪

253
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:43,041
♪ From Hollywood-Bergville
No swank, but gets the girls ♪

254
00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:46,958
[Candice] Welcome,
Minister Twala, Mrs. Twala.

255
00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,583
[Vusi] Ah, thank you. Thank you.
It's good to be here.

256
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:51,125
[sighs] Yeah.

257
00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:54,666
[Valencia] Mm-mm! This isn’t champagne.

258
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,166
It’s an excellent MCC.

259
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,000
-[Vusi] MCC?
-[hesitant] Yes.

260
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:02,166
What kind of Mickey Mouse operation
are you conducting here?

261
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:06,083
This wedding is of national importance
and is going to be televised.

262
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:10,166
Do you know what Black Twitter is like?
Do you want to make me a hash tag?

263
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,750
Please, don't.

264
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,791
[Lydia] [in Zulu] Oh,
this place is so beautiful.

265
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,708
Maybe we should
renew our wedding vows here.

266
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:19,625
[Sbu] Hey, Beauty will kill you
if you hijack our wedding, okay.

267
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,750
[Themba] [in Zulu]
Okay. That won't happen, okay.

268
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,208
We’re all under enough pressure.

269
00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:25,875
[in Zulu] Lydia, please don't.

270
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:27,875
Are those the non-alcoholic ones?

271
00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:31,083
No.

272
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,958
You’re off to a great start.

273
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:36,041
[Vusi] So Mama, what do you think

274
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,791
of your grandson getting married
in such a wonderful place?

275
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,166
You’re very lucky.

276
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:44,375
The owners wouldn't ordinarily close down
this place for a private function.

277
00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:47,791
I guess that comes with the perks
of being a minister of distinction.

278
00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:51,000
[in Zulu] I can't believe that your father
and I fought in the struggle

279
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,791
so that you could give
your money to white people.

280
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,125
[Sbu] [in Zulu] Granny.

281
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:55,875
What did she say?

282
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:57,875
She said that, um…

283
00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:01,250
it's quite wonderful that we have
the whole place to ourselves.

284
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:05,250
So, are you going to show us our rooms,
or are we're going to sleep here?

285
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:08,750
Of course, I’m sorry.
Please come this way.

286
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:12,875
♪ Let's go and sleep
What is it you want to do ♪

287
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:15,250
[Themba] I can't believe this family
booked the whole place for Sbu.

288
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,041
He doesn't even have that many friends.

289
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:20,041
Is it weird that-- I don't know,

290
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:23,041
[in Zulu] I’m a bit jealous
that they did all of this for Sbu because,

291
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:26,625
I mean, this is Four Seasons hot--
[in Zulu] Uh-huh! No, come on, again?

292
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:29,875
[in Zulu] No way!
You always want to have sex.

293
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:32,208
Yes, I’m ovulating.

294
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,541
[light playful music playing]

295
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:35,875
[moaning] Okay.

296
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,833
[moaning]

297
00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:46,416
Actually, this needs me on my back,
in missionary. It's better for conception.

298
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:49,708
[in Zulu] Do your thing, baby.

299
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:53,791
Mmm.

300
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,583
[in Zulu] The phone…

301
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:57,125
-What?
-Honey.

302
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,833
Sbu.

303
00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:01,916
Sbu…

304
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,041
[in Zulu] Hey, bro.

305
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,250
[in Zulu] We've arrived
and everything is good.

306
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,458
Yeah.

307
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,916
[whispers] [in Zulu]
He wants me to go to him.

308
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,333
[in Zulu] No, it's fine,
I'm coming. I'll come to you.

309
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:16,083
Yeah, sharp!

310
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,333
Mm-mm! Baby, Sbu can wait.

311
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:19,791
Mm-mmm. But I need to--

312
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,708
[in Zulu] Look…

313
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:25,375
[in Zulu] I'm his brother
and I'm the best man,

314
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,666
-and you know how that can be.
-Of course.

315
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,958
-Maybe I should come and help you then.
-No!

316
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:33,625
No. No. No.

317
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:37,500
Look, you’re ovulating.

318
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,333
So, now relax

319
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:42,916
[in Zulu] because you
need to stay calm and "bake".

320
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,666
-Okay.
-[Themba] [in Zulu] Just like a stove.

321
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,333
Put these on.

322
00:15:48,791 --> 00:15:50,583
For your swimmers to get more freedom.

323
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:51,541
[in Zulu] Right?

324
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:53,375
Also…

325
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,000
-To boost fertility.
-[mumbles] Okay.

326
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,625
Is this not an old wives’ tale?

327
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,375
Aren't wives usually right?

328
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,875
[playful music playing]

329
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:21,083
[bottle knocks on table]

330
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:26,208
[playful music continues]

331
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,000
[music ends]

332
00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:37,708
-[lively music playing]
-[whistle blowing]

333
00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:48,666
[heavy breathing]

334
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,125
Hey!

335
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:58,125
Aren’t I the most beautiful
Zulu-Tswana bride you've ever seen?

336
00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:01,083
[Tumi] Ah, my sister. Always so modest.

337
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,625
Oh! Who could ever compare?

338
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:07,083
-[Tumi] Oh, look at you.
-You're late.

339
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,333
[Thando] We thought
your plane crashed and burned.

340
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:11,000
Crashed?

341
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,500
Wow! You're going have to pray
a little harder next time.

342
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,583
Khaya.

343
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,166
[Refiloe] Still looking
like my future baby daddy.

344
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,708
[in Zulu] Hold up,
Miss Loose Panty. That's my date.

345
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:20,791
We said no plus ones.

346
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:25,250
-But you're my sister.
-Yes, and as my sister,

347
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,666
you should know better.

348
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,041
We don't have food for him.
There's no space.

349
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,208
[Tumi] And yet
you booked out the Four Seasons.

350
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,791
Okay, guys. If there's a problem then

351
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,125
-[in Zulu] I don't have to come.
-No!

352
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,875
He can’t spend Christmas by himself.

353
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,208
[pleading] Come on, B.

354
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,875
He has no mother.

355
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:45,875
[light playful music playing]

356
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,833
Did you get me my wedding present?

357
00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:50,041
Of course.

358
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,500
Tell her.

359
00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:55,583
-I left it in Cape Town though.
-Well, I could save you the trip.

360
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:58,208
You see Sbu and I
weren’t going to have a honeymoon

361
00:17:58,291 --> 00:17:59,375
because of the whole move to London

362
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,916
and how much that costs,
you know the pound and stuff. So…

363
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:02,833
So?

364
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,458
So, you can gift us your miles.

365
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:09,666
No. No. No. My miles are for Mauritius.

366
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:11,250
Oh, we love Mauritius.

367
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,375
[laughing]

368
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,500
You know had you arrived on time,

369
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:17,500
I could have found space
for Khaya over here,

370
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,416
but now you’re gonna have to sit with Mom.

371
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,208
[Tumi] Well played, Beauty.

372
00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:25,541
You know, I’ll give you my miles.

373
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,041
Oh.

374
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:32,250
-Sister, you don't have to do that.
-Anything for you.

375
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:35,708
[Beauty] Hurry up and get dressed,
we have to leave for the next fitting.

376
00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:39,000
[Themba] [in Zulu]
You're getting married, man.

377
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,041
A new job overseas,

378
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,125
[in Zulu] you've done really well
for yourself.

379
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:46,208
Yeah! From engaged to getting married
in three months.

380
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,500
Yeah, but you don't think
I'm rushing this?

381
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,750
-No.
-No?

382
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,791
-No. You--
-Yeah?

383
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:54,000
-You're fine. I mean unless you…
-Yeah?

384
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,208
[in Zulu] Did you get her pregnant?

385
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:57,000
[in Zulu] Are you getting married
because she's pregnant?

386
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,958
Lydia will kill me if you had a kid first.
You can't do that.

387
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,791
-Come on!
-We’re far from babies.

388
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,208
[in Zulu] You see with the London job,
we couldn't wait to get married.

389
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,083
-Plus Beauty really liked this place.
-It is really pretty.

390
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,916
-Might as well.
-Yeah, sharp.

391
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,208
I mean, your love will take you
through anything.

392
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:13,500
[in Zulu] You guys are okay.

393
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:15,791
-Sure.
-Yeah.

394
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,541
Until like…

395
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:24,541
[in Zulu] like the sound of her voice
makes you really tense. [grunts]

396
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,666
[in Zulu] You even pray to God and say,

397
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,791
[in Zulu] "Take me, Lord.
Take me first and throw me away.

398
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,250
[in Zulu] I'm done."

399
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,791
Well, I just hope your best man speech
is better than that, right?

400
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,083
-Yeah, no, I'm kidding.
-Oh.

401
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,500
-[in Zulu] I'm joking.
-[in Zulu] You're joking?

402
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,916
-Yeah.
-[in Zulu] You're joking?

403
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:41,875
Yeah. Marriage is great.

404
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,416
-[in Zulu] I'm telling you.
-Sure.

405
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,875
It's the best decision
I've ever taken in my life.

406
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:47,916
-Sure?
-Yeah.

407
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,666
[in Zulu] Great!

408
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:50,791
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

409
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:52,958
[loud sigh]

410
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,708
-Sure?
-Yeah.

411
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:56,458
Mmmm.

412
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,250
[Beauty] [whispers] Come on. [gasps]

413
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,500
-You look amazing!
-[Tumi] [whispers] Fuck.

414
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,833
-You don't like it.
-I love it.

415
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:14,791
It's so… breathtaking and stuff.

416
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,125
Also why do we need the three dresses?

417
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,791
Because it's three ceremonies.

418
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,500
-Did you not read anything on the group?
-I did. It's just…

419
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:22,875
in my mind,

420
00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:25,166
[in Tswana] I didn't think we'd be
galivanting around Jo'burg for fittings.

421
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,666
Well, Tumi, had you arrived earlier,

422
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,000
we wouldn't have to squeeze
everything into one day

423
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,583
-and maybe we wouldn't be behind schedule.
-Chill, okay.

424
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:34,666
I'm sure Refiloe and Thando
have things sorted at the venue.

425
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:36,708
Tumi, you're the maid of honor.

426
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:40,000
Yeah. [tongue click]

427
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:42,625
You look nice.

428
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,583
You mean amazing. Thank you.

429
00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:52,208
Baby, how long do you think
we're going to take here?

430
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,875
[in Tswana] Poor Khaya.
He's probably bored in the car.

431
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,916
-What's going on there?
-Where?

432
00:20:57,541 --> 00:20:59,041
You and Khaya.

433
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:01,041
Oh, come on. Are you guys
done ignoring each other?

434
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:02,958
We weren’t. We were.

435
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,000
It’s been awkward for two years now.

436
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:06,208
I hope you know
you’re not getting any younger.

437
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:09,166
-I would rather die happy.
-You can’t be alone and happy.

438
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,208
How do you know? It's not like your family

439
00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:13,333
is the poster
for happy endings in relationships.

440
00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:14,666
[in Tswana] For real, listen.

441
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,500
Aunt Moipone's husband died
when she was young.

442
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,375
Grace got dumped shortly after
her bride price was agreed.

443
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,958
Your uncle is married to alcohol.

444
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:23,375
I don't even want to talk
about your mother.

445
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,833
-You know, I’m pretty sure we’re cursed.
-Don’t say that.

446
00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:28,750
Why? No, no, no,
we are actually better off alone.

447
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,916
What if Mom didn't want to be alone?

448
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,166
Dad made that decision for her.

449
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,250
Yeah.

450
00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:39,791
What if he made a mistake?

451
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,708
[scoffs]

452
00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:45,458
Guys, can you give us a second?

453
00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:54,458
[sighs] Tight.

454
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,041
Whose address is this?

455
00:22:00,916 --> 00:22:02,208
[in Tswana] It's Dad's.

456
00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:04,541
[in Tswana] I asked Aunt Grace
to help me find him.

457
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,250
Just don’t tell Mom.

458
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,166
Come on, say something.

459
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:13,416
-Why now?
-Because what kind of bride

460
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,083
doesn’t have a father
to walk her down the aisle?

461
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,291
He left you
before you took your first steps.

462
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:21,625
-Okay, don’t you want to see him?
-No! But actually, I...

463
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,791
I don’t care about people who abandon me.

464
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,000
[in Tswana] Mom left me with Granny,

465
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:29,166
and you’ve seen what it’s like
between me and her.

466
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,250
[sighs] Yeah.

467
00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:33,250
It just feels like something's missing.

468
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:37,208
You’re about to cement yourself
as Mommy's favorite daughter

469
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:39,416
and then marry the Black Prince Harry,

470
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:42,583
and I'm gonna say something nice
about you publicly at your reception.

471
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:43,958
Do you really need more than that?

472
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,791
Wow, Beauty. I'm good, I'm done.

473
00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:52,125
I can't.

474
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:57,000
[soft sad music playing]

475
00:23:20,958 --> 00:23:21,791
[music ends]

476
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:26,791
Look, I can take you to Mauritius,

477
00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:30,541
but in return you're gonna have to be
my personal insta photographer.

478
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,666
[in Tswana]
Beauty is living in a fairytale,

479
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:37,291
or doesn’t think.

480
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,291
I have an idea.

481
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:43,041
We can maybe meet up later,
I'll cook you dinner,

482
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,541
and you can use your sommelier skills
to upgrade my wine collection.

483
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,000
That sounds great, right?

484
00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:51,041
And we can talk about whatever’s
going on between you and your sister.

485
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,375
[sigh] I don’t want to talk.

486
00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:57,041
Then I’ll help you with your speech.

487
00:23:57,125 --> 00:24:00,333
♪ I will stay at the same place ♪

488
00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:05,666
♪ Hurry up ♪

489
00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:07,291
Look,

490
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,375
I’m glad that you called me.

491
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,166
And that things
aren’t awkward between us after…

492
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:15,791
everything that happened.

493
00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:18,333
♪ Love ♪

494
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,500
♪ I'm looking ♪

495
00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:22,625
♪ Love ♪

496
00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:26,666
♪ I'm looking ♪

497
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,916
♪ Love ♪

498
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:34,083
♪ I'm looking ♪
♪ Love ♪

499
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,625
A free dinner sounds good.

500
00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:39,375
Yeah!

501
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:41,208
But you have to pay me to help you
with your wine collection.

502
00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:43,500
Oh, of course.

503
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,708
I’ll call you when I’m done.

504
00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:49,041
Also, if you're gonna take me
to Mauritius,

505
00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:50,916
you're gonna have to pack a selfie stick.

506
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,625
[Khaya laughs]

507
00:24:53,791 --> 00:24:57,750
[soft music continues]

508
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:11,583
[music ends]

509
00:25:12,041 --> 00:25:14,666
-[in Tswana] What?
-They want me to put up the tent.

510
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,291
You’re an engineering student.

511
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:17,666
Look at God!

512
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,791
[in Tswana] I hope you're not
taking the Lord's name in vain, Boitumelo?

513
00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:24,000
Just praising Him
because He’s so good. Hallelujah.

514
00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:25,458
[in Tswana] Amen.

515
00:25:25,541 --> 00:25:29,375
[Shadrack] Ah, Boitumelo Sello!

516
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:30,583
[playful music playing]

517
00:25:30,666 --> 00:25:32,750
[in Tswana] Did you bring me
nice alcohol from Cape Town?

518
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:35,000
[in Tswana] Hello, how are you?

519
00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:36,958
[in Tswana] How are you? I'm fine.

520
00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:38,958
[in Tswana] I'm kidding. You know,

521
00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:40,541
you know I’ve got your back.

522
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:44,416
[Tumi] My uncle can drink anyone
under the table

523
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:47,666
and still be a fully functioning adult.

524
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:50,250
[in Tswana] All of you,
I don't want you drinking.

525
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:53,083
[in Tswana] We need to concentrate
and be focused.

526
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,166
[Gace] Then you wonder why

527
00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:56,375
-[in Tswana] she doesn't come home.
-Amen.

528
00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:57,958
[Dineo] [in Tswana] You too, Grace.

529
00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:02,083
[in Tswana] We need to prepare
for tomorrow's gifting ceremony.

530
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,958
[in Tswana] Bokang.
Why are you just standing there?

531
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,166
-Tumi.
-Ma.

532
00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:09,416
[in Tswana] Where are the towels?

533
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:14,166
[Tumi] Oh, the towel sets
for the gift giving ceremony tomorrow.

534
00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:17,541
At least they would have been
if I had remembered to buy them.

535
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,958
[in Tswana] Think it's best
I bring them in the morning.

536
00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:22,208
[in Tswana] Just before the Twalas arrive.

537
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,125
Uh-huh!

538
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,916
[in Tswana] I want
everything packed tonight!

539
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,541
[in Tswana] I don't want Dineo saying
I'm sabotaging her child's wedding.

540
00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:32,708
-[in Tswana] All right, let me--
-[in Tswana] She's right.

541
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:33,708
Shadrack.

542
00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:36,416
[in Tswana] Make sure you fetch the meat.

543
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:40,166
[in Tswana] Don't worry yourself, Dini.
I will bring back the best meat.

544
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:43,458
Succulent! Top class.

545
00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:44,833
[in Tswana] With this rope.

546
00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:46,375
[in Tswana] An electric one?

547
00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:49,333
[sighs]

548
00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:51,750
[in Tswana] And you Grace,
you're cooking with me at the venue.

549
00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:54,833
[in Tswana] No, what's the point
of doing it at a venue then?

550
00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:55,833
[in Tswana] It means
there's already catering.

551
00:26:55,916 --> 00:26:57,416
[in Tswana] There's no need
for us to cook.

552
00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,791
[Dineo] [in Tswana] Grace,
the Twala's paid for everything,

553
00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:04,083
[in Tswana] but they can't pay
for good food.

554
00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:07,458
[in Tswana] Also,
Grace makes the best potato salad.

555
00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:08,625
[in Tswana] That's the only thing
she can make.

556
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:11,041
-[in Tswana] Oh, my goodness.
-[in Tswana] Listen here.

557
00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:15,500
[in Tswana] I don't want any mistakes
for the next three days. No mistakes.

558
00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:17,750
[in Tswana] No drama.
Do you hear me, Shadrack?

559
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:19,000
Yes.

560
00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:21,291
[in Tswana] We're not you
or your children, Dineo.

561
00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:23,958
[in Tswana] Sister Moipone.
What did you say about my kids?

562
00:27:24,041 --> 00:27:27,083
[in Tswana] Please don't start with me.

563
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,875
-[in Tswana] I'm asking you.
-[in Tswana] Wait a minute.

564
00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:30,291
[in Tswana] Let's go.

565
00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,208
[in Tswana] You must lock up
Sister Moipone.

566
00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:33,583
[in Tswana] The key is on the table.

567
00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:35,208
-[in Tswana] Okay, I'm coming.
-[in Tswana] Hurry up!

568
00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:43,333
[lively music playing]

569
00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:45,875
♪ Join in, join in, Mapantsula ♪

570
00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:48,666
[car horn beeping]

571
00:27:56,625 --> 00:28:00,375
[shouts]

572
00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:03,125
[ululating]

573
00:28:06,541 --> 00:28:09,333
[laughter and shouting]

574
00:28:09,416 --> 00:28:13,500
[indistinct speech]

575
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:22,500
[Bokang] Mama won’t get it.

576
00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:24,250
[Tumi] Who cares? Just come out to her.

577
00:28:24,416 --> 00:28:26,416
[in Tswana] I'm not like you.

578
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,208
My mum actually likes me.

579
00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,833
And Terrence?
Is he going to "actually" like you,

580
00:28:30,916 --> 00:28:32,291
[in Tswana] once I phone him
and uninvite him?

581
00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,041
[Bokang] [in Tswana] Let's get a move on.

582
00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:36,041
Your mum can't find us here.

583
00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:39,291
-Don't forget, we have a deal.
-Okay.

584
00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:40,583
[in Tswana] I'll help you with the towels,

585
00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:42,958
and you call Terrence and tell him
that he can't come to the wedding.

586
00:28:43,041 --> 00:28:44,166
Why did you invite him in the first place?

587
00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:46,291
[in Tswana] I didn't invite him!

588
00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:48,083
He assumed he is invited.

589
00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:52,416
Wait, you got a plus one? Okay.

590
00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:59,833
[whisper in Tswana]
Okay, you must distract her,

591
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,083
-and I'll get the towels. Go in!
-[gasp]

592
00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:05,833
Hi.

593
00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:08,458
-Oh, Precious. Baby girl!
-[Precious] What's going on?

594
00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:13,333
[in Tswana] Baby girl.
So you know there’s a wedding, right?

595
00:29:18,708 --> 00:29:21,583
[Dineo] [in Tswana] But Grace,
why are you chopping such big pieces?

596
00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:23,458
[in Tswana] This is the size
you said you wanted.

597
00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:24,541
[in Tswana] I didn't say that.

598
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:26,291
[in Tswana] Then you come and chop them.

599
00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:28,500
[in Tswana] This is why men leave you.

600
00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:30,791
[in Tswana] Oh! Where's your ring then?

601
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:33,250
[Dineo] [in Tswana] Me?
At least I had a ring on my finger before.

602
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,583
[in Tswana] You on the other hand…

603
00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:36,125
[in Tswana] Wow!

604
00:29:37,416 --> 00:29:40,291
Mrs. Sello, as we discussed,
you are welcome to cook here,

605
00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:43,333
even though we do
have a Michelin star chef.

606
00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:45,291
Can he make my mother’s mutton curry?

607
00:29:45,375 --> 00:29:47,000
-Well, no, but--
-Then that's not good enough.

608
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,375
It’s just that we have an aesthetic here.

609
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:55,083
And that aesthetic does not include
three-legged pots sitting outside

610
00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:56,791
for everyone to see.

611
00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:58,916
Your aesthetic doesn’t
accommodate Black people?

612
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,291
Yes!

613
00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:02,958
I mean...

614
00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:06,000
No! I mean…

615
00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:09,041
[nervous inhale] You know what?

616
00:30:09,125 --> 00:30:11,250
The pots are fine. I love them.

617
00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:15,541
So authentic! [nervous chuckle]

618
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:18,166
Happy, happy cooking.

619
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:23,666
[whispers] Oh, God.

620
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:25,166
[Grace laughs]

621
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:27,166
[in Tswana] I forget
that you can be a boss sometimes.

622
00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:28,500
[in Tswana] A Sello boss.

623
00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:31,750
[in Tswana] Please go back to work,
the fun is over.

624
00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:33,916
-Sisters! Sisters!
-[Grace laughs]

625
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:36,083
[in Tswana] The meat has arrived.

626
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,208
-[Grace laughs] Shadrack.
-Oh, my goodness, Shadrack!

627
00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:42,375
-[in Tswana] It's alive!
-[in Tswana] Don't worry, Dini.

628
00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:44,958
[in Tswana] I will slaughter it nicely.

629
00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:47,750
[in Tswana] Plus your mutton curry
will be so tender.

630
00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:50,375
[in Tswana] It's an orphan.
I got it for a discount.

631
00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:55,000
-[in Tswana] Where's my change?
-[in Tswana] I had to get a truck.

632
00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:57,458
[in Tswana] What about your crappy car?

633
00:30:57,541 --> 00:31:00,041
[in Tswana] I didn't want
to traumatize it. It's an orphan.

634
00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:01,125
[in Tswana] With that piece of junk.

635
00:31:01,416 --> 00:31:03,416
[in Tswana] Did you spend my money
on alcohol?

636
00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:07,375
-[in Tswana] Let me smell your breath.
-[quick exhale]

637
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:08,875
[in Tswana] Again.

638
00:31:09,708 --> 00:31:11,666
-[short exhale]
-Shadrack!

639
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:13,250
[Valenica] [in Zulu] I think she said
the kitchen is this way.

640
00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:15,750
-[in Tswana] Kelebogile, come here.
-[footsteps]

641
00:31:21,125 --> 00:31:22,083
Hello, Valencia.

642
00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:23,375
Dineo.

643
00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:25,333
-[in Tswana] This is Grace.
-Yeah, Grace.

644
00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:27,541
[in Zulu] It looks
like you need help in here.

645
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,125
[in Tswana] Yes,
you can help chop over there.

646
00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:30,916
[tutting]

647
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:35,458
Dineo doesn’t need our help
with preparing tomorrow’s lunch.

648
00:31:35,541 --> 00:31:39,875
-[in Zulu] Isn't that right, Dineo?
-[in Tswana] My team is ready.

649
00:31:39,958 --> 00:31:41,125
[Valencia] Good for you.

650
00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:45,208
You know having a personal chef
has made me so lazy.

651
00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:47,583
Nice life problems.

652
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,583
Oh, well.

653
00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:52,708
-[sheep bleats]
-Shh.

654
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,041
[in Zulu] What was that?

655
00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:59,375
[Grace bleats]

656
00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:01,541
[all bleat together]

657
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:02,666
Family choir.

658
00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:06,916
[in Zulu] We'll leave you ladies to it.

659
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,250
See you tomorrow, Valencia.

660
00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:12,958
[in Tswana] Get that sheep out
and make sure no one sees you, Shadrack.

661
00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:14,500
-[in Tswana] Come help me, Grace.
-[in Tswana] I'll come help you, Brother.

662
00:32:14,583 --> 00:32:16,750
[in Tswana] Where are you going?
You're not done cooking.

663
00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:18,208
[in Tswana] Grace, let's go!

664
00:32:18,291 --> 00:32:20,291
[in Tswana] My pots are burning.

665
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,250
-[Grace] Shadrack!
-[Dineo] Grace!

666
00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:26,291
[lively music playing]

667
00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:28,708
[Vusi] Hallelujah!

668
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:31,000
We're about to die of hunger.

669
00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:33,500
-[Lydia] Themba.
-Okay.

670
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,041
[Valencia] [in Zulu] Thank you, my boy.

671
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,916
Sbu, how did your wedding prep issues go?

672
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,416
What wedding prep issues?

673
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,166
[in Zulu] She's talking about

674
00:32:44,458 --> 00:32:46,833
the one-on-one.
The brotherly mentorship thing.

675
00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:49,166
[Sbu] Oh, yeah. Yes.

676
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,583
Themba, you know
that my ovulation window is small.

677
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,833
[in Zulu] I'm sorry.

678
00:32:56,916 --> 00:32:59,541
It’s these hormone injections
that I'm taking.

679
00:32:59,625 --> 00:33:00,583
Injections?

680
00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:03,166
[Sbu] [in Zulu] Yes, Grandma,
so that she can fall pregnant.

681
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:07,583
[in Zulu] Why don't you just screw?
That's the way to get pregnant.

682
00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:11,583
[in Zulu] Grandma,
it's actually a long story.

683
00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:15,166
[Vusi] [clears throat]
Here’s to giving South Africa

684
00:33:15,791 --> 00:33:19,041
an extravaganza that will trend for hours.

685
00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:22,708
[Sbu] [in Zulu] I don't know
why I agreed to a camera crew.

686
00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:24,833
Can’t it just be interviews?

687
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,666
Sbu, I didn’t pay all this money
to book out The Four Seasons,

688
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,875
just so we could do more interviews.

689
00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:33,250
[in Zulu] Could you learn to just
be a little grateful, my child?

690
00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:35,625
I mean, you sprung this
on us so fast, Sbusiso.

691
00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:37,250
I understand. It's just that

692
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:39,875
I didn't want you guys to turn this
into a political party conference.

693
00:33:39,958 --> 00:33:42,583
[in Zulu] You see I just wanted
something small. Nothing major.

694
00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:43,916
Sbusiso.

695
00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:47,375
Look at Themba and Lydia.
They had a big wedding

696
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:49,250
and look how happy they are.

697
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,375
[in Zulu] But they are not screwing.

698
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,916
[light playful music playing]

699
00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:00,083
[indistinct chatter]

700
00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:01,291
[in Tswana] Aunt, here you go.

701
00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:02,875
The towel sets are ready

702
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,333
[in Tswana] for the Twala Aunties.

703
00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:06,208
Ah, good girl!

704
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,791
[Thando] Why did you bring them
all the way here from the house?

705
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:12,125
[Tumi] If this girl winds up dead,
just know I did it.

706
00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:13,291
[in Tswana] I've said this before,

707
00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:15,958
I don’t want to be blamed for sabotaging

708
00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:17,291
[in Tswana] my sister's wedding.

709
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:19,541
[Thando] Okay.

710
00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:24,291
-Just give them to me and I'll put them--
-[in Tswana] No, it's okay. I've got them.

711
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:26,750
[Moipone] [in Tswana] Give them to Thando.
She knows where to put them.

712
00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:35,958
[Thando] Babe, sorry.
Did you get these from the hotel?

713
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:39,416
[Tumi] In retrospect,
this was a geniously bad idea.

714
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,375
No.

715
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,750
No, but this is the hotel’s monogram.

716
00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,041
[Refiloe] No, friend, maybe,

717
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:49,250
maybe the venue buys the towels
from the same shop as her. Duh!

718
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:52,625
[Tumi] Dear sweet Refiloe.

719
00:34:53,208 --> 00:34:54,625
You were going to give my in-laws

720
00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:56,333
stolen towels
from the hotel they paid for?

721
00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:59,583
[in Tswana] Bokang, do you also steal now?

722
00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:01,666
[in Tswana] She did this all on her own.

723
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:05,750
No, I was going to go buy towels
in the morning.

724
00:35:05,833 --> 00:35:07,416
These are just, you know, for now.

725
00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:09,416
[in Tswana] Do you know what?

726
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:13,083
[in Tswana] I have a friend
who can help us by opening her shop early.

727
00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:15,500
-She sells this type of stuff--
-Relax, okay?

728
00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:17,666
-They’re just towels.
-Yep.

729
00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:22,375
[in Tswana] These towels
are for the welcoming ceremony.

730
00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:25,500
[Tumi] At least I’m catching heat
from my aunt and not my mother.

731
00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:26,916
Yes, ma'am.

732
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,875
[in Tswana] Maybe you should hear this
from your mother.

733
00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:30,500
Mama…

734
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:36,208
-[sheep bleats]
-[Shadrack bleats]

735
00:35:36,791 --> 00:35:37,958
Grace,

736
00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:39,833
[in Tswana] do you see this sheep?

737
00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:41,166
[in Tswana] I gave it a name.

738
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:42,750
[in Tswana] Her name is succulent.

739
00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:44,958
[in Tswana] Dineo is crazy.
We are going to eat it.

740
00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:46,833
[in Tswana] Yes, we are going to eat it.

741
00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:52,916
[in Tswana] She'll tell everybody it's
the best mutton curry she's ever made.

742
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,791
-[in Tswana] You know her.
-[in Tswana] She's ridiculous.

743
00:35:56,583 --> 00:35:59,583
[in Tswana] She and her sister, Moipone,
are in the same WhatsApp group.

744
00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:01,250
[in Tswana] They talk too much.

745
00:36:01,708 --> 00:36:02,875
[high voice] Wha-wha-wha.

746
00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:06,000
[in Tswana] Yes, all the time
you just hear her shouting "Grace!"

747
00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:07,791
Shadrack!

748
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:10,750
[Dineo] Grace! Shadrack!

749
00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:12,666
[Dineo] Emergency!

750
00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:18,166
[lively music playing]

751
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,791
[Tumi] [in Tswana]
You're all overreacting.

752
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:24,583
[shouting] These are just towels!

753
00:36:24,666 --> 00:36:27,791
[in Tswana] Boitumelo,
you like to provoke people.

754
00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:30,291
[Shadrack] [in Tswana] So
the emergency is about towels?

755
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:33,458
[in Tswana] With respect,
I could list all your faults,

756
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:35,208
but we would be here for a while.

757
00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:37,083
[in Tswana] Don't talk to me like that.

758
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,875
[in Tswana] What else must I do?

759
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,208
[in Tswana] Tumi,
my in-laws are going to hear you.

760
00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:42,625
That’s all you care about?

761
00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:44,083
Yes, this is my wedding.

762
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:48,916
[sighs] I don’t need this.
You know, if I’m such a problem,

763
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,916
-then have this wedding without me.
-Ohh my goodness!

764
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,291
-[Dineo] Tumi.
-[Tumi] [scoffs]

765
00:36:54,416 --> 00:36:55,916
[in Tswana] What's really going on?

766
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,333
[in Tswana] So, seriously,
the emergency was the towels?

767
00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:02,708
[upbeat music playing]

768
00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:09,875
[stammering] Sorry, Ma.

769
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:13,166
I hope you’re not on your way
to see Sbusiso. It’s bad luck.

770
00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:15,208
No… no, um…

771
00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:17,166
the decorations…

772
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:19,375
[clears throat]

773
00:37:19,458 --> 00:37:21,833
You know, Mom,
I'm so happy to be marrying Sbu.

774
00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:24,541
Of course.
You’ll never have to work again.

775
00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:26,708
Oh, I wasn’t talking about money.

776
00:37:26,791 --> 00:37:29,791
Don’t pretend.
It's just the two of us here.

777
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,666
[in Zulu] Go to bed, Beauty.

778
00:37:33,541 --> 00:37:35,416
You don’t want those dark circles

779
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,125
around your eyes
tomorrow in your pictures, right?

780
00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:39,833
[whispers in Zulu] You'll look ugly.

781
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:45,583
[soft music playing]

782
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,541
[knocking on door]

783
00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,625
-Hi.
-It's bad luck.

784
00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:58,875
Okay, okay. What's wrong?

785
00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:02,416
-Everyone’s ruining my wedding.
-You want me to go deal with them?

786
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,833
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

787
00:38:03,916 --> 00:38:04,958
No. [sniffs]

788
00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:07,166
It'll just make things worse.

789
00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:10,625
-Let’s just go sign at Home Affairs.
-No.

790
00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:12,833
I’m not cancelling my dream wedding
just because you’re cheap.

791
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:14,958
Cheap? Cheap?

792
00:38:15,541 --> 00:38:16,958
-It's bad luck.
-Okay, okay.

793
00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:19,291
Do you know how much a London flat costs?

794
00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:23,166
And only God knows
why you selected a two bedroom.

795
00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:24,541
It's for our future babies.

796
00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:28,916
Yeah, but we’re far away from that.
I mean, thank God, right?

797
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,416
-What?
-Nothing.

798
00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:35,958
[whispers] Can I get married
without my mother and sister fighting?

799
00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:39,166
-Do you want us to wait for them to stop?
-No.

800
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,791
The next available date
for this venue is in 2022

801
00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:43,625
and that’s not enough time for those two.

802
00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:45,625
Well,

803
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:48,125
I think I know
how to make you feel better.

804
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:49,791
Yeah.

805
00:38:50,208 --> 00:38:54,458
-Come here. Come here.
-[moans]

806
00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:58,500
Come here.

807
00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:05,166
[moaning]

808
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:08,125
-Not until after the wedding.
-Shh.

809
00:39:08,208 --> 00:39:10,208
[Beauty moans]

810
00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:12,083
No, baby. It's bad luck.

811
00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:15,000
You sound like my mom.

812
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:18,208
-Nope.
-I’m joking! I'm joking, it was a joke.

813
00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:25,541
[soft music playing]

814
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:41,791
♪ You know, loving someone
Loving them so much ♪

815
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,708
♪ You think of the future
Getting married ♪

816
00:39:45,791 --> 00:39:47,958
♪ Your kids' mother ♪

817
00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:53,083
♪ You're complete when you're with them ♪

818
00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:58,541
♪ But she intends to leave you
And be with other men ♪

819
00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:04,250
♪ I don't know what more to say ♪

820
00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:09,125
♪ And live without you ♪

821
00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:10,625
[Themba] Hey.

822
00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:12,708
Hey.

823
00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:15,750
[Tumi] [in Tswana] What's up?

824
00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:18,833
[Themba] Sure. [clears throat]

825
00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:21,375
[in Zulu] Where's your wife?

826
00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:23,416
[in Zulu] The wife is sleeping.

827
00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:25,458
She's fast asleep.

828
00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:27,375
I'm just feeling a bit restless,

829
00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:28,666
[in Zulu] you know. And you?

830
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000
I quit the wedding.

831
00:40:31,625 --> 00:40:32,541
What?

832
00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:35,666
-I didn’t know you could do that.
-[in Zulu] I'm the queen of the game.

833
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,041
[in Zulu] Look, I even stole their wine.

834
00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:42,708
No, thank you.

835
00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:44,958
Good choice.

836
00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:46,583
This stuff tastes like pee.

837
00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:48,291
Hmm.

838
00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:51,291
[in Zulu] Let me have a look.

839
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,875
I know this wine.
This wine's supposed to be really good,

840
00:40:54,958 --> 00:40:56,208
but you're the expert.

841
00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,333
[Tumi] Reputation doesn’t mean good taste.

842
00:40:59,083 --> 00:41:01,875
You should take in the nose of the wine.

843
00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:05,208
Tell me, what do you smell?

844
00:41:05,291 --> 00:41:06,666
Alcohol?

845
00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:10,375
-[in Zulu] Oh! Zulu boys.
-[in Zulu] Whatever.

846
00:41:10,541 --> 00:41:12,625
You should be able to scent it’s spices,
you know,

847
00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:14,958
and the wood from where the barrel's from.

848
00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:19,791
See, the scent of a wine
can tell you its life story.

849
00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:23,291
But in your case,
this one is free. So, have some.

850
00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:26,583
No, I'm fine. Thank you.

851
00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:29,000
Oh, come on! It's one drink,
it's not going to hurt you.

852
00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:33,333
I want to be clear-headed for tomorrow,
I want to be focused.

853
00:41:33,541 --> 00:41:35,625
-And so should you.
-[Tumi] No, no, no!

854
00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:37,333
See, I'm fine right here in wine land.

855
00:41:37,416 --> 00:41:39,583
See, here I don’t feel so alone

856
00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,291
and I'm not judged
for every mistake that I make.

857
00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:46,333
Sounds nice.

858
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:48,458
Yeah, it is.

859
00:41:48,541 --> 00:41:49,708
Just…

860
00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:51,541
one night of being free.

861
00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:54,500
[in Zulu] And wine doesn't judge.

862
00:41:56,833 --> 00:41:58,250
[groans]

863
00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,208
[in Zulu] Take it.

864
00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:02,666
-[in Zulu] "Take it."
-[in Zulu] You're annoying.

865
00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:03,875
[Themba] Okay.

866
00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:05,875
[Themba groans]

867
00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:18,041
Not to bad.

868
00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:21,083
[in Zulu] Wait, walk properly.

869
00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,958
-[in Zulu] I am walking properly.
-[indistinct speech]

870
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,791
[together] ♪ You're gonna burn out ♪

871
00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:29,291
♪ All my love ♪

872
00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:32,375
-I feel so alive, man.
-[Tumi] Yup.

873
00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:34,041
I could do anything.

874
00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:36,708
-[shouting] I can do anything!
-Themba, you're the man!

875
00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:38,333
[groaning]

876
00:42:38,416 --> 00:42:42,416
[singing]

877
00:42:55,791 --> 00:42:58,208
[Themba] ♪ I've been watching you ♪

878
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,000
Okay.

879
00:43:07,875 --> 00:43:10,291
Let’s go swimming!

880
00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:14,583
-Do you even know how to swim?
-No!

881
00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:18,041
[lively music playing]

882
00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:22,375
♪ Freedom, for my love ♪

883
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:27,125
♪ Freedom, for my love ♪

884
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:31,250
♪ Freedom, for my love ♪

885
00:43:31,333 --> 00:43:36,291
♪ Freedom, for my love ♪

886
00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:44,833
[music slows down and changes]

887
00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:48,041
[playful music playing]

888
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:50,458
♪ I'm hanging out with the guys
On the streets, hustling for her ♪

889
00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:54,541
[phone ringing]

890
00:43:54,625 --> 00:43:56,666
[Khaya] Hey, where you at?

891
00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:58,291
I thought we had plans.

892
00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:01,333
I guess Beauty must be working you
really hard, huh?

893
00:44:02,416 --> 00:44:04,250
Call me when you get this.

894
00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:09,500
♪ Even if you can leave me
You'll miss me ♪

895
00:44:10,458 --> 00:44:14,375
♪ They've taken my love ♪

896
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:20,208
♪ They've taken my wife ♪

897
00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:25,916
♪ They've taken my love ♪

898
00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:29,833
♪ They've taken my wife ♪

899
00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:35,875
♪ They've taken my love ♪

900
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:41,125
♪ They've taken my wife ♪

901
00:44:41,458 --> 00:44:46,083
[Vusi] I’m sure Themba’s fine
and there’s no need for this hullabaloo.

902
00:44:46,166 --> 00:44:47,458
[Lydia] He’s still not answering
his phone.

903
00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:50,541
-[Sbu] He must be somewhere around here.
-I’m going to look for him.

904
00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:53,416
[Valencia] [in Zulu] Oh, no.

905
00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:57,500
[in Zulu] I'm not going to allow
that child's paranoia to annoy our guests.

906
00:44:58,791 --> 00:45:00,083
-[Vusi] Sbu.
-Yes.

907
00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:03,166
Which one do you think
is gonna work better for the camera?

908
00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:07,416
[light playful music playing]

909
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:13,000
[Lydia] [in Zulu] Hello, may I please ask

910
00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:14,833
-has anyone seen my husband around?
-[Dineo] Any problem?

911
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:16,875
No. No problem.

912
00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:20,958
[in Tswana] What's going on?

913
00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:22,750
Let me go and check.

914
00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:25,541
[in Tswana] Go, finish up. I'm just happy
that this drama doesn't involve us

915
00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:27,875
[in Zulu] and Shadrack
got rid of the sheep.

916
00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:30,500
-About that…
-Uh-huh.

917
00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:33,833
[in Tswana] You and Shadrack.

918
00:45:33,916 --> 00:45:35,333
[in Tswana] Sister.

919
00:45:35,916 --> 00:45:37,583
[Grace] [in Tswana] Don't leave me.

920
00:45:37,666 --> 00:45:41,083
[in Tswana] He wanted to slaughter it,
but he was too drunk. I took him home,

921
00:45:41,458 --> 00:45:44,208
[in Tswana] but I couldn't load
the sheep into the van on my own.

922
00:45:44,291 --> 00:45:47,166
[in Tswana] The two of you
had one job and you failed.

923
00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,333
-[in Tswana] Oh, my goodness.
-[in Tswana] So where's the sheep?

924
00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:51,208
[in Tswana] It was tied here, Sister.

925
00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:53,333
-[in Tswana] Do you see a sheep here?
-[in Tswana] Oh, my goodness, Sister.

926
00:45:53,416 --> 00:45:55,208
[in Tswana] You see Candice
and the Twalas.

927
00:45:55,291 --> 00:45:56,875
[in Tswana] They can't find it
before we do.

928
00:45:58,041 --> 00:45:59,041
[in Tswana] There's the Twala family.

929
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:01,750
[Dineo] [in Tswana] Let's go.

930
00:46:02,083 --> 00:46:04,541
[running footsteps]

931
00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:06,333
[lively music playing]

932
00:46:06,416 --> 00:46:08,666
-[Dineo] Are you still looking for Themba?
-[Vusi] Unfortunately so.

933
00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:10,541
-[in Zulu] Lydia, try calling him again.
-Okay.

934
00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:12,333
[phone ringing]

935
00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:14,958
[in Tswana] Let me go check that side.

936
00:46:15,041 --> 00:46:19,500
[phone ringing]

937
00:46:19,791 --> 00:46:23,625
[lively music continues]

938
00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:27,500
[sighs]

939
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:34,250
[phone ringing]

940
00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:40,458
[Lydia] Tumi? Why do you have
Themba’s phone?

941
00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:41,958
[Tumi] Oh, fuck.

942
00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:44,291
-It's just, um…
-[sheep bleats]

943
00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:47,041
-[whispers] Tumi!
-Where is my husband?

944
00:46:48,291 --> 00:46:49,916
Why are his underpants
floating in the pool?

945
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,166
That’s not what it looks like. Um…

946
00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:53,416
Was he drinking?

947
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,375
[Tumi] A shit load. A little.

948
00:46:56,416 --> 00:46:57,458
-We have to call the police.
-No, no, no.

949
00:46:57,541 --> 00:46:59,250
[Dineo] [in Tswana]
Boitumelo, what were you doing?

950
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:00,958
-[in Tswana] What did you do?
-[Vusi] We're not calling the police.

951
00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:02,791
What if those media vultures
find out? No police.

952
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:06,375
-[in Zulu] She's starting again.
-Wait a minute. What's the fuss all about?

953
00:47:06,458 --> 00:47:07,833
Themba’s a recovering alcoholic.

954
00:47:07,916 --> 00:47:09,000
Yo!

955
00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:11,708
[Tumi] That explains a lot.

956
00:47:11,791 --> 00:47:13,625
[Vusi] Yes and the last time Themba drank,

957
00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:15,875
he ended up in Mozambique
without a passport.

958
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:20,166
He caused me a diplomatic incident
of note and tainted my image.

959
00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,166
We’ll find him
before he gets to Mozambique.

960
00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:24,458
[in Zulu] Look. What's this?

961
00:47:26,958 --> 00:47:28,333
[in Zulu] What is this?

962
00:47:28,416 --> 00:47:30,000
[Lydia] I'm going to kill you!

963
00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:31,083
-[Sbu] No, no, no.
-No, wait! Wait!

964
00:47:31,166 --> 00:47:33,166
[Grace] Just jump! Come here!

965
00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,083
-[Tumi] How?
-Come here.

966
00:47:35,166 --> 00:47:40,000
-[talking over each other]
-[Vusi] Please!

967
00:47:41,166 --> 00:47:42,333
[Lydia] Get out of my way.

968
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,583
-[in Zulu] This wedding is off.
-[Sbu] Huh-uh, Mum--

969
00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:49,500
-Peasant!
-[Vusi] Val… Valencia.

970
00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:50,583
Tumi, what’s going on?

971
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
[Tumi] I told you
it wasn’t what it looked like.

972
00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:02,041
[Beauty] Tumi!

973
00:48:02,791 --> 00:48:04,333
-[Tumi] It's worse.
-[sheep bleats]

974
00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:08,375
[closing theme music playing]

975
00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:22,791
♪ Do it through a hole ♪

976
00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:24,625
♪ Play this beat through a hole ♪

977
00:48:24,708 --> 00:48:26,750
♪ Do the get-downs through a hole ♪

978
00:48:26,833 --> 00:48:28,791
♪ How do you do it? ♪
♪ Through a hole ♪

979
00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:30,833
♪ Play this beat through a hole ♪

980
00:48:30,916 --> 00:48:32,666
♪ Play this beat through a hole ♪

981
00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:34,750
♪ It's December now ♪

982
00:48:34,833 --> 00:48:37,291
♪ Through a hole ♪

983
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,041
Subtitle translated by: Rolé Swiegers