Tumi, you're going to drown!
Tumi, you're naked.
We need to take her to the hospital. She's started again.
Are you okay, baby?
Excuse me, sister.
The truth hurts.
-I will leave you here, try me. -You won't.
I'm kidding!
Hello, Beyoncé, Jay-Zed.
You're here to make out? Can't you see this is for pickups only?
If you want to kiss each other, go away.
Or would you rather get a parking ticket?
Yes, leave.
You look so beautiful, babe!
Um, what diet? I am not going to eat my first meal at lunch time.
Please repeat that.
You and your English.
It's the holidays!
Pull it up.
How will you breathe, babe?
The bride is ours
-We all agree -Say yeah
Yes, well, you don't see your family anymore.
Am I invisible?
My father will be there…
Hey!
-Hello. -Hello.
Look at this line, does this line look straight to you?
You finally decided to grace us…
But you are still Xhosa.
Aunty!
-How are you? -You finally found a man!
I thought we were going to have to slaughter a white chicken for you!
No, this is my friend.
-Aunty Moipone. -Oh, Aunt?
I was already thinking about the bride price,
and how I would bring all the cows I have!
Is Tumi going to come and greet me, or is she going to keep hiding in the house?
Is your friend angry?
What happened?
You would have known if you were here.
"Big Sis, Dineo".
Please, don't ruin this for your sister.
-Is that you? -Yes, Mom.
How is your family doing?
Yes, Mom, they are well, thank you.
This is aunt Grace.
You go, girl.
No! He's too young for you.
Well, I still would…
What's with the Extreme Makeover: Home Edition?
When the Twalas arrive here tomorrow,
they need to find everything perfect.
Did you win the lottery?
No. The bride price is used for such things.
The bride price money?
What have you contributed?
You know what?
This wedding is very important, Tumi.
My Jesus will be happy to see Beauty happy.
The fittings went very quickly, I see.
You forgot about the fittings?
I just thought I would come by and greet you first.
Oh, this place is so beautiful.
Okay. That won't happen, okay.
Lydia, please don't.
I can't believe your father and I fought in the struggle
so you could give your money to white people.
Granny.
Is it weird that-- I don't know,
I’m a bit jealous that they did all of this for Sbu because…
No, come on, again?
You always want to have sex.
Do your thing, baby.
The phone…
Hey, bro.
We've arrived and everything is good.
He wants me to go to him.
Look…
I'm his brother and I'm also the best man.
Because you need to stay calm and "bake".
Just like a stove.
I don't have to come.
You're getting married, man.
You've done really well for yourself.
Did you get her pregnant? Are you getting married because she's pregnant?
You see, with the London job…
-Plus Beauty really liked this place. -It is really pretty.
You guys are okay.
Like the sound of her voice makes you really tense.
You even pray to God and say,
"Take me, Lord. Take me first and throw me away."
"I'm done."
-I'm joking. -You're joking?
You're joking?
I'm telling you.
Great!
I didn't think we'd be gallivanting around Jo'burg for fittings.
I'm sure Refiloe and Thando…
Poor Khaya.
For real, listen. Aunt Moipone's husband…
It's Dad's.
I asked Aunt Grace to help me find him.
Mom left me with Granny, and…
Beauty is living in a fairytale.
-What? -They want me to put up the tent.
I hope you're not using the Lord's name in vain, Boitumelo?
Amen.
Did you bring me nice alcohol from Cape Town?
Hello, how are you?
How are you? I'm fine.
I'm kidding.
All of you, I don't want you drinking!
We need to concentrate and be focused.
Then wonder why she doesn't come home.
You too, Grace.
We need to prepare for tomorrow's gifting ceremony.
Bokang! Why are you just standing there?
Where are the towels?
I think it's best I bring them in the morning.
Just before the Twalas arrive.
I want everything packed tonight!
I don't want Dineo saying I'm sabotaging her child's wedding.
-All right, let me… -She's right.
Make sure you fetch the meat.
Don't worry yourself, Dini.
I will bring back the best meat.
With this rope.
An electric one?
And you, Grace, you're cooking with me at the venue.
No, what's the point of doing it at a venue then?
It means there's already catering. There's no need for us to cook.
Grace, the Twalas paid for everything,
but they can't pay for good food.
Also, Grace makes the best potato salad.
-That's the only thing she can make. -Oh, my goodness.
Listen here! I don't want any mistakes for the next three days.
No drama. Do you hear me, Shadrack?
Yes.
We're not you or your children, Dineo.
Sister Moipone. What did you say? What did you say about my kids?
Please don't start with me.
-I'm asking you. -Wait a minute.
Let's go.
You must lock up, Sister Moipone. The key is on the table.
-Okay, I'm coming -Hurry up!
I'm not like you.
once I phone him and uninvite him?
Let's get a move on.
I'll help you with the towels.
I didn't invite him!
Okay, you must distract her, and I'll get the towels. Go in!
You look so pretty, baby girl. So you know there’s a wedding, right?
But Grace, why are you chopping such big pieces?
This is the size you said you wanted.
-I didn't say that. -Then you come and chop them.
This is why men leave you.
Oh! Where's your ring then?
Me? At least I had a ring on my finger before!
-You, on the other hand… -Wow!
I forget that you can be a boss sometimes.
A Sello boss!
Please go back to work, the fun is over.
The meat has arrived.
Oh my goodness Shadrack!
-It's alive! -Don't worry, Dini.
I will slaughter it nicely.
Plus, your mutton curry will be so tender.
It's an orphan. I got it for a discount.
Where's my change?
I had to get a truck.
What about your crappy car?
I didn't want to traumatize it. It's an orphan.
-With that piece of junk. -Did you spend my money on alcohol?
Let me smell your breath.
Again.
I think she said the kitchen is this way.
Kelebogile, come here.
This is Grace.
-Looks like you need a hand. -Yes, you can help chop over there.
-Isn't that right, Dineo? -My team is ready.
What was that?
We'll leave you ladies to it.
Get that sheep out and make sure no one sees you, Shadrack.
-Come help me, Grace. -I'll come help.
Where are you going? You're not done cooking.
Grace, let's go!
My pots are burning.
Thank you, my boy.
She's talking about… the one-on-one.
I'm sorry.
Yes, granny, so that she can fall pregnant.
Why don't you just have sex? That's the way to get pregnant.
Granny,
I don't know why I agreed to a camera crew.
Could you learn to be a little grateful, my child?
You see, I just wanted something small.
But they are not having sex.
Aunt, here you go.
For the Twala Aunties.
I've said this before…
my sister's wedding.
No, it's okay.
Give them to Thando. She knows where to put them.
Bokang, do you also steal now?
No, Mom. She did this all on her own.
Do you know what?
I have a friend who can help us by opening her shop early.
She sells this type of stuff.
These towels
are for the welcoming ceremony.
Yes, ma'am.
Maybe you should hear this from your mother.
Mom…
Do you see this sheep?
I gave it a name. Her name is Succulent.
Dineo is crazy. We are going to eat it.
Yes, we are going to eat it.
She will tell everybody…
-You know her. -She's ridiculous.
She's ridiculous!
She and her sister Moipone…
They talk too much.
You just hear her shouting, "Grace!"
You're all overreacting.
Boitumelo, you like to provoke people.
So the emergency is about towels?
With respect, I could list all your faults.
Don't talk to me like that.
What else must I do?
Tumi, my in-laws are going to hear you.
Oh my goodness!
What's really going on?
So, seriously, the emergency was the towels?
It's just the two of us here.
Go to bed, Beauty.
around your eyes tomorrow in your pictures, right?
You'll look ugly.
What's up?
-Where's your wife? -The wife is sleeping.
She's fast asleep.
You know. And you?
I'm the queen of the game. Look, I even stole their wine.
Let me have a look.
-Zulu boys. -Whatever.
I want to be focused.
And wine doesn't judge.
Take it.
-"Take it." -You're annoying.
-Wait, walk properly. -I am walking properly.
Oh, no.
I'm not going to allow that child's paranoia to annoy our guests.
Hello, may I please ask…
-What's going on? -Let me go and check.
Go finish up. I'm just happy this drama doesn't involve us
and Shadrack got rid of the sheep.
About that…
-You and Shadrack. -Sister.
Don't leave me.
He wanted to slaughter it right, but he was too drunk. I took him home.
But I couldn't load the sheep into the van on my own.
The two of you had one job and you failed.
-Oh, my goodness. -So where's the sheep?
It was tied here, sister.
-Do you see a sheep here? -My goodness, sister.
You see Candice and the Twalas.
They can't find it before we do.
There's the Twala family.
Let's go.
-Lydia, try calling him again. -Okay.
Let me check that side.
Boitumelo, what were you doing? What did you do?
-She's starting again. -Wait a minute.
Look.
What is this?
Just jump! Come here!
-This wedding is off. -Look, Mom!