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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪（比佛利山庄）

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‪（12月23日 空棺材出现前四小时）

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‪（理查德姆奇泽）

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‪（接听）

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‪图米扎

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‪我要把地址发给你

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‪20分钟后到这儿

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‪先生 什么地址？

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‪我昨天跟你说了 母狮在傍晚
‪必须睡在河边 才能在日出时分

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‪抓到黑斑羚

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‪天空已经破晓了

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‪你到底在说什么啊？

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‪你为什么老是抱怨呢？

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‪好戏要上演了 宝贝

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‪我们必须去
‪给那些图瓦拉小子们一个教训！

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‪教训？

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‪好 教训？

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‪你等一下

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‪什么教训？
‪我现在没资格教训任何人 好吗？

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‪听着 我们已经开了头
‪就必须有始有终

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‪艾丝特在等我们呢

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‪图米扎 你还在吗？

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‪在的 先生

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‪听着 我…

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‪我这边有更重要的事情要处理

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‪我的处境正在逆转 我应该留在这里

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‪好吧 我不会等太久的

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‪这是唯一让计划成功的可行办法
‪我们必须现在就做

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‪就在今天

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‪-听着 先生 我真的…
‪-再见

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‪现在没有回头路了

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‪嘿 宝贝？

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‪-喂！
‪-你在里面还好吧？

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‪挺好的 宝贝

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‪挺好的

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‪宝贝 我在想也许我们今天

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‪可以出去一天

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‪就你和我两个人

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‪（尚马沙恩父子殡仪馆
‪葬礼服务及火葬场）

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‪火葬场？

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‪天啊

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‪天啊

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‪嘿 宝贝…

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‪知道吗 宝贝？我…

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‪我不舒服

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‪对 我还这里面感觉不怎么好

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‪你知道吗？我觉得…

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‪是因为昨晚喝太多酒了 对

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‪不好 我需要…

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‪辣鸡翅

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‪好吧 我看看客房送餐有没有

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‪-好吗？
‪-不好！

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‪-我是说 不行…
‪-不行？

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‪-易蒙停
‪-易蒙停？

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‪抱歉 要出来了

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‪对 来了 两头都一起出来

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‪-好的
‪-去吧！

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‪我十分钟后回来…

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‪你就…卡亚 拜托了

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‪-需要叫医生吗？
‪-我爱你！

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‪我爱你 宝贝

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‪这一切肯定会以眼泪收场

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‪-好吧 这他妈是怎么回事？
‪-图米扎！嘴巴放干净点儿

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‪好了 求求你！

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‪求求你 别杀我

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‪等等 我要怎么办？

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‪吃下去

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‪你昨天像当兵的一样 喝得烂醉

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‪噢 拜托 我不是来这里吃宿醉药的

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‪我只想知道 我们为什么要来这里？

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‪我们怎么会在火葬场这儿？

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‪到底怎么回事？

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‪我保证不再喝酒了

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‪这些人是谁？

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‪说话呀

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‪告诉我现在是怎么回事

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‪等等 那不是…

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‪好 听着…

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‪我不想知道

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‪我不想知道这里发生了什么
‪我想让这事记录在案

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‪清楚说明我是反对这事的

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‪-图米扎
‪-不管那是什么

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‪未来会赦免你的罪

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‪你知不知道你可能会因此入狱？

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‪我已经蹲过几次了

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‪也没大家想得那么糟嘛

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‪就…好吧

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‪好了 接电话吧 求你了

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‪抱歉

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‪该死

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‪格蕾丝 姑娘 格蕾丝 拜托了

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‪那是你的最爱

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‪我确定不管她到哪里
‪都会闹得鸡犬不宁

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‪好吧 卡亚

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‪好

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‪（我的爱人图米）

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‪真是胡闹

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‪该死

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‪（今天）

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‪往她的脸上泼水

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‪这里出什么事了？

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‪我母亲的遗体在哪里？

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‪我会揍扁你的

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‪谁会想偷走果果的尸体啊？

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‪-是姆奇泽那个混蛋
‪-那个卑鄙小人

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‪知道吗？放轻松 我现在就给
‪小弟们打电话 把这个人找到

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‪你的小弟是黑帮小弟吗？

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‪你想玩文字游戏还是找我们的妈妈？

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‪-那也没用！
‪-别告诉我该怎么做

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‪-喂 乌西
‪-天啊 这是怎么回事？

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‪老太太死而复生 变成石头了

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‪不 哥们

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‪那个恶魔是个骗子

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‪我们祈祷吧

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‪不 你们为什么要祈祷？

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‪没用的 祈祷有什么用呢？

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‪尸体不见了
‪可能被偷走 被用在巫术里了

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‪等等 你之前去哪儿了？

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‪我在敲定退休政策的安排

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‪至少图米不是这事的幕后主谋

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‪怎么了？

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‪可能没什么

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‪但在发现棺材里的砖头前
‪她试着给我打电话

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‪也许是巧合 卡亚 图米在哪里？

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‪图米说…

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‪她说要来葬礼这儿帮忙

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‪不好意思 夫人

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‪你们在说什么？

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‪-没什么
‪-没什么

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‪你们在窃窃私语

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‪我们是在祷告

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‪图米也给我打电话了

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‪-看到了吗？
‪-她做了什么？

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‪图米做什么了？

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‪她跟这事没关系

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‪美人

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‪-妈？
‪-你说

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‪肯定

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‪有事发生

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‪有人看到他开着厢式货车
‪出现在了太平间旁边

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‪你们看到没？

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‪我跟你说什么来着？

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‪现在最好有人开口解释解释

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‪好…

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‪好的 等等

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‪先生 我在想

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‪也许我们可以
‪和图瓦拉家的人达成协议

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‪所以你可以得到你想要的
‪不管是钱还是…

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‪或是道歉

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‪只有傻子才会跟有钱人做交易

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‪我们只是在帮艾丝特了却心愿

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‪先生 对不起

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‪我只是厌倦了

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‪帮艾丝特了却心愿

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‪愿上帝保佑她
‪但害我卷入了这烂摊子的是她

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‪-而现在…
‪-不

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‪-别自责
‪-我不想自责

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‪但你知道事情会如何发展吗？
‪大家都会怪我

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‪也许我的确有毒

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‪也许炉子已经够热了

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‪别呀！

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‪求求你了 我现在已经非常绝望了

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‪请不要这么做

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‪求求你 等一等吧

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‪终于来了

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‪（美人）

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‪好 我要迅速去一趟洗手间 然后…

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‪别做我不认可的事情 求求你了

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‪比如烧尸体

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‪你他妈去哪儿了？
‪你不会相信发生了什么事

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‪姆奇泽先生偷了果果图瓦拉的尸体

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‪美人 斯布的床上功夫
‪最好和你说的一样好

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‪因为这个家完全没有别的价值

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‪图米？

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‪说真的 姆奇泽这个人是个疯子

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‪首先 他跟我讲故事
‪说什么早上的黑斑羚

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‪接着来了四个人
‪抬了一具棺材走下货车

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‪然后他给了我一个撒了盐的番茄
‪说可以治宿醉…

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‪喂 你这个臭婆娘

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‪没人对你的番茄故事感兴趣 滚开

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‪美人 你用扬声器
‪播放我的声音多久了？

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‪听着 告诉我们 我们的母亲在哪里

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‪对 告诉我们 我们的母亲在哪儿！

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‪告诉他们吧

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‪我已经说了

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‪我在火葬场

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‪果果的男友想要用火烧了她 我…

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‪他听不进道理
‪所以如果要帮你们 帮她和他

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‪你们就得帮我 所以快点过来吧

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‪图米 听着 我们马上过去

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‪拖住他 好吗？

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‪好

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‪好吧 该死

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‪包在我身上

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‪我去召集我的小弟
‪然后就可以像男人一样解决问题

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‪我们没时间胡闹了

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‪这就是我们在夸祖鲁纳塔尔省
‪解决问题的方式 听好了

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‪听着 我得阻止姆奇泽

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‪不 我要跟你一起去

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‪走吧

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‪回来 你们俩要去哪里？

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‪嘿 听着

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‪你们知道得帮我

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‪有客人要来这里

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‪不然谁来帮我？

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‪赶快去泡茶吧

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‪快去！

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‪卡亚 我们要赶在他们把她
‪钉在十字架上之前赶到

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‪快走吧 夫人

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‪我们是不是该先祈祷？

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‪祈祷？

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‪你？

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‪-不行 天哪
‪-我们不能就这样…

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‪我们不能就这样

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‪什么都不做 就把她送走

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00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:15,626
‪不行

218
00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:19,459
‪需要让亲爱的艾丝特带着尊严离开

219
00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:22,793
‪拜托

220
00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:25,834
‪好

221
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,376
‪你要开始祷告了吗？

222
00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:35,126
‪我？

223
00:12:35,209 --> 00:12:36,959
‪-对 是的
‪-好吧 当然

224
00:12:37,043 --> 00:12:41,584
‪然要献出爱…
‪不是 现在我要献上一首关于爱的歌

225
00:12:41,668 --> 00:12:42,751
‪-好
‪-是一首赞美诗

226
00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:43,668
‪好

227
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:59,209
‪能和我一起唱赞美诗吗？

228
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,543
‪祈祷吧

229
00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,293
‪噢 亲爱的上帝

230
00:13:32,626 --> 00:13:37,209
‪天父啊 你是始也是终

231
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:41,043
‪-天父 在你的光明中 我们得到赞美
‪-结束了

232
00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:43,001
‪就连老天都受够你的声音了

233
00:13:43,084 --> 00:13:44,626
‪图米 你在做什么？

234
00:13:44,709 --> 00:13:48,209
‪妈妈 听着
‪我可以解释一切 我保证

235
00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:49,709
‪我要杀了你

236
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,418
‪你好大胆子 竟敢偷我妈的尸体！

237
00:13:56,501 --> 00:14:00,168
‪幸亏斯亚不在
‪不然你的小命就保不住了

238
00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:01,293
‪快把火灭了

239
00:14:01,376 --> 00:14:02,626
‪快把火灭了！

240
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,209
‪-看这里
‪-我要杀了你

241
00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:10,543
‪不然我该如何让你注意到我？

242
00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:13,543
‪等等 这原来都在你计划之中？

243
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:15,001
‪对

244
00:14:15,084 --> 00:14:17,126
‪你知道这是怎么回事吗？

245
00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:18,626
‪我不知道是怎么回事

246
00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:20,834
‪这上面 白纸黑字写得明明白白

247
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:22,168
‪什么叫白纸黑字？

248
00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:26,043
‪艾丝特不想举行大型葬礼

249
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,376
‪你根本不了解我的母亲

250
00:14:29,084 --> 00:14:29,959
‪放松

251
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,209
‪乌西 听我说

252
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:34,876
‪你妈妈知道你破产了

253
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,334
‪破产了？

254
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,793
‪不 永远不会！

255
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:38,876
‪我们没有破产

256
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:39,959
‪听好了

257
00:14:40,043 --> 00:14:42,793
‪不要把我们说得和他们一样穷

258
00:14:42,876 --> 00:14:44,251
‪-爸爸
‪-什么事？

259
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:45,459
‪他在说什么？

260
00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:46,501
‪这个…

261
00:14:48,168 --> 00:14:51,584
‪有一个小小的事实…

262
00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:53,418
‪小小的事实

263
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,376
‪斯布…

264
00:14:58,501 --> 00:14:59,376
‪等等

265
00:14:59,459 --> 00:15:02,584
‪-所以除了我 大家都知道了？
‪-不是

266
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,584
‪我们只是想保护你

267
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:07,959
‪-因为…
‪-因为什么？

268
00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:10,501
‪说吧

269
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:14,334
‪大家有本事就说流产的事啊

270
00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:18,209
‪这个家里没有人愿意对话
‪这简直是胡闹

271
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,626
‪-斯布…
‪-不 瑟巴 让我说

272
00:15:21,209 --> 00:15:24,126
‪所以果果图瓦拉才会去找图米

273
00:15:24,209 --> 00:15:25,626
‪一个陌生人

274
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:27,251
‪而不是去找自己的家人

275
00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:29,668
‪-我受够了 天哪
‪-斯布…

276
00:15:29,751 --> 00:15:32,709
‪-不 我受够了
‪-斯布司索！

277
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:34,459
‪瑟巴 别烦我！

278
00:15:34,543 --> 00:15:35,876
‪他说得对

279
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:39,793
‪你们都应该感激图米扎才对

280
00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:41,001
‪什么？

281
00:15:41,084 --> 00:15:43,084
‪我只认识她一天

282
00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:47,501
‪在我的印象中 她充满了勇气
‪好像能从牛背后给牛挤奶

283
00:15:47,584 --> 00:15:50,876
‪你们需要这样的女人在身边

284
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:56,543
‪尤其是在河水干涸
‪狮子需要喝水的时候

285
00:15:57,418 --> 00:16:00,793
‪我不要站在这儿听这个老蠢货说

286
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,709
‪女人喝牛 从背后给狮子挤奶什么的…

287
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:05,334
‪-乌西
‪-你在说什么？

288
00:16:05,418 --> 00:16:07,001
‪-你没毛病吧？
‪-听着

289
00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:08,959
‪你会明白的

290
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:15,959
‪你妈妈知道
‪你和斯亚有多爱她 多支持她

291
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:19,918
‪所以她是怎么称呼你们的？
‪妈妈的乖儿子

292
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:25,751
‪你明白吗？她只是想保护你们
‪不想让你们打起来

293
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:28,543
‪她都是为你们俩好

294
00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:31,709
‪所以去做
‪所有妈妈的乖儿子都会做的事

295
00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:34,709
‪去让妈妈骄傲

296
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,584
‪好吧

297
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,501
‪-好
‪-但我需要我的兄弟

298
00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,293
‪乌西 等等我

299
00:16:52,084 --> 00:16:55,168
‪斯亚 停手吧 明天不办葬礼了

300
00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:57,584
‪什么意思？
‪我把小弟都找来了 把定位发过来

301
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,668
‪不 听好了
‪晚点我把一切都给你解释清楚

302
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:01,334
‪-好吧？
‪-乌哥 不…

303
00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:02,459
‪乌西

304
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:08,459
‪我想我们可以在海滨别墅
‪给果果办一场小型温馨的告别仪式

305
00:17:08,543 --> 00:17:10,543
‪远离这些爱管闲事的邻居

306
00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:12,209
‪这是个好主意

307
00:17:12,293 --> 00:17:15,543
‪但我们还没有找到牧师

308
00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:19,043
‪-塞罗夫人
‪-怎么了 先生？

309
00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:23,501
‪我们有个问题
‪你应该可以帮我们解决

310
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,626
‪出了一点出乎意料的情况
‪牧师来不了了

311
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:30,418
‪哈利路亚 我很荣幸 上帝很善良

312
00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:32,209
‪-荣耀！
‪-别生气

313
00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:35,126
‪不会 为什么呢？我没生气

314
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,293
‪因为有你 这个家更美好了

315
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:41,501
‪虽然闹得有点夸张
‪但你永远都会让我惊喜

316
00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:45,876
‪所以我要向你学习 来点惊喜

317
00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:49,751
‪打扰了 各位 能占用你们一分钟吗？

318
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,751
‪我有话想说

319
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:52,876
‪怎么了？

320
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:55,751
‪夫人 我知道按照正常程序
‪不应该这么做

321
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:59,043
‪但我感觉现在时机正好
‪而且我也等不及了

322
00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:02,584
‪-我爱这个女人
‪-天啊

323
00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:04,793
‪我爱她 因为她按照自己的内心行动

324
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,543
‪我也应该听从自己的心声

325
00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:08,459
‪你在做什么？

326
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:10,543
‪真的吗？偏要挑这种时候？

327
00:18:11,293 --> 00:18:14,459
‪博伊图梅洛塞罗
‪如果没有你 我的生活就失去意义了

328
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:16,876
‪亲爱的 我们现在在火葬场

329
00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:19,626
‪我知道 但我已经厌倦了
‪一直等待合适的时机

330
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:23,084
‪所以我要现在做
‪因为我想让你成为我的人生伴侣

331
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:27,793
‪我需要你做我最好的朋友
‪最重要的是 我需要你做我的妻子

332
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:31,293
‪请让我成为世上最幸福的男人

333
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:32,918
‪你愿意嫁给我吗？

334
00:18:36,418 --> 00:18:39,668
‪这会是场庆祝活动

335
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:44,626
‪答应吧

336
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:48,334
‪-好
‪-好吗？她答应了

337
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,251
‪好啊！

338
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:53,251
‪你知道吗 乌西？
‪这些人根本不懂得尊重人

339
00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:55,918
‪我们在哀悼 他们却在这里宣布婚事

340
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:57,668
‪走吧

341
00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:00,334
‪我的天哪

342
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:02,376
‪图米

343
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:04,334
‪抹一点口红？

344
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:06,001
‪我把包留在里面了

345
00:19:06,084 --> 00:19:07,418
‪-等等
‪-待会儿再去拿吧

346
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:11,293
‪牧师 、教堂会众和教会
‪都会很高兴的

347
00:19:30,876 --> 00:19:33,418
‪所以你就要让他赢吗？

348
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,293
‪你还没有厌倦吵来吵去的吗 斯亚？

349
00:19:42,293 --> 00:19:46,293
‪这是我妈妈
‪我要让她以合适的方式下葬

350
00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:48,334
‪即使我只能孤军作战

351
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,209
‪斯亚 这样是她想要的

352
00:19:58,793 --> 00:19:59,709
‪但你听我说…

353
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:04,293
‪如果你不想让我们那么做 没关系

354
00:20:06,084 --> 00:20:07,543
‪我们会按照你的意愿做

355
00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:09,293
‪不管你想要怎么样

356
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:13,209
‪我只是…

357
00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:18,001
‪想让我们一起做

358
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:19,751
‪齐心协力

359
00:20:21,084 --> 00:20:22,626
‪但我们得放手让她走

360
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,084
‪好了 弟弟

361
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:32,626
‪好了

362
00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:36,001
‪好了 弟弟

363
00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:44,168
‪没事了 弟弟

364
00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:51,668
‪乌哥…

365
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:57,043
‪棺材还能留着吧？

366
00:20:58,251 --> 00:20:59,334
‪但你…

367
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:04,626
‪你疯了

368
00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:06,418
‪你说的都是废话

369
00:21:07,293 --> 00:21:08,376
‪上面有金子

370
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,584
‪我爱你 弟弟

371
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,834
‪你见到爸爸了吗？
‪我试着给他打电话 但没人听

372
00:21:21,793 --> 00:21:23,209
‪你过来坐下吧

373
00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:36,501
‪他走了 对吗？

374
00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:38,793
‪对不起

375
00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:42,501
‪我早猜到了 只是不愿意相信

376
00:21:43,209 --> 00:21:44,501
‪我也是

377
00:21:45,668 --> 00:21:46,876
‪斯布说得对

378
00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:49,793
‪现在他连话都不跟我说了

379
00:21:52,084 --> 00:21:54,251
‪为什么我总是失去我爱的东西？

380
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:55,834
‪才没有

381
00:21:56,918 --> 00:21:58,376
‪你没有失去斯布

382
00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:01,459
‪美人 我的孩子 人生就是这样的

383
00:22:02,001 --> 00:22:03,668
‪总让你猝不及防

384
00:22:03,751 --> 00:22:05,751
‪但你要记住美好的事

385
00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:08,418
‪感觉没剩下什么美好的了

386
00:22:08,918 --> 00:22:09,751
‪不是的

387
00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:16,668
‪你丈夫还是同意帮助
‪你那满口谎言、不忠诚的父亲

388
00:22:16,751 --> 00:22:18,584
‪那个没用的…

389
00:22:20,459 --> 00:22:24,084
‪我的意思是 那种爱很难得

390
00:22:24,793 --> 00:22:25,793
‪你要为它而战

391
00:22:26,293 --> 00:22:27,918
‪那才会拯救你

392
00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:33,001
‪艾德蒙离开的时候
‪是你和图米救了我

393
00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:45,418
‪拜托不要死在我面前 妈妈

394
00:22:45,501 --> 00:22:46,543
‪不会的

395
00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:21,918
‪斯布司索 对不起

396
00:23:25,293 --> 00:23:26,876
‪我们以为这是在保护你

397
00:23:27,376 --> 00:23:28,334
‪保护我？

398
00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:30,001
‪骗我是保护我吗？

399
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:34,543
‪好吧 是通过隐瞒真相

400
00:23:35,876 --> 00:23:39,209
‪但等我进监狱了
‪迟早也会真相大白的

401
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,334
‪什么？监狱？

402
00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:44,251
‪南非特別犯罪调查小组和税务局
‪躲得了一时 躲不了一世啊

403
00:23:44,334 --> 00:23:46,376
‪爸爸 等等 你在说什么？

404
00:23:48,584 --> 00:23:50,293
‪几个月前

405
00:23:51,543 --> 00:23:52,834
‪我收到一封信

406
00:23:52,918 --> 00:23:55,084
‪里面讨论的是税务和生活方式审查

407
00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:57,251
‪以及生活方式审查

408
00:23:58,459 --> 00:24:02,251
‪然后我听到传言说
‪会有另一场政府俘获调查

409
00:24:03,168 --> 00:24:08,334
‪所以我想 也许我可以无视这一切
‪然后问题都会消失

410
00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:11,668
‪现在我所有的账户都冻结了

411
00:24:12,876 --> 00:24:14,043
‪这封信里

412
00:24:14,793 --> 00:24:16,293
‪具体写了什么？

413
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:20,293
‪重要吗？

414
00:24:21,584 --> 00:24:22,626
‪我知道我的命运如何

415
00:24:24,459 --> 00:24:26,584
‪这是我的理想

416
00:24:27,793 --> 00:24:29,043
‪希望我能为之而活

417
00:24:31,209 --> 00:24:32,626
‪如果需要

418
00:24:32,709 --> 00:24:34,126
‪我已经准备好

419
00:24:35,251 --> 00:24:37,043
‪为这个理想而死

420
00:24:38,584 --> 00:24:40,376
‪你刚才引用的是曼德拉的话吗？

421
00:24:40,459 --> 00:24:44,584
‪你是把你的税务问题
‪跟曼德拉入狱做类比吗？

422
00:24:44,668 --> 00:24:45,918
‪你知道的…

423
00:24:46,626 --> 00:24:49,126
‪马迪巴爷爷和我都出现在
‪同一条信息里面

424
00:24:51,959 --> 00:24:54,209
‪让我看看那封信和你的税务文件

425
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,668
‪我想想办法 怎么样？

426
00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:01,501
‪这话我从没跟你说过

427
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,959
‪但你是我们最爱的儿子

428
00:25:08,168 --> 00:25:09,084
‪好吧

429
00:25:16,084 --> 00:25:17,501
‪这话别和瑟巴说

430
00:25:37,418 --> 00:25:38,418
‪好了…

431
00:25:39,626 --> 00:25:41,918
‪-然后呢？
‪-这是A计划！

432
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,501
‪-没错
‪-真的吗？

433
00:25:46,793 --> 00:25:50,209
‪知道吗？我以为在火葬场求婚

434
00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:53,001
‪更加浪漫

435
00:25:53,543 --> 00:25:57,251
‪我没控制住 但这是个很棒的故事
‪可以留着跟孩子们讲 对吗？

436
00:25:57,334 --> 00:25:58,251
‪孩子们？

437
00:25:58,793 --> 00:25:59,918
‪-还不止一个？
‪-对

438
00:26:00,709 --> 00:26:04,709
‪现在唯一缺的就是…

439
00:26:06,751 --> 00:26:07,584
‪那个！

440
00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:09,418
‪对吧？

441
00:26:15,376 --> 00:26:16,584
‪怎么了？有什么问题？

442
00:26:17,168 --> 00:26:18,251
‪你不喜欢吗？

443
00:26:19,584 --> 00:26:22,918
‪不是！我想说…我喜欢

444
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,334
‪-真美
‪-是吗？

445
00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:28,001
‪-对
‪-对吧？

446
00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:33,459
‪就是那一天

447
00:26:34,043 --> 00:26:35,209
‪我们分手了

448
00:26:36,043 --> 00:26:37,876
‪然后今天早上 我才…

449
00:26:38,376 --> 00:26:40,584
‪-抱歉 等一下
‪-好

450
00:26:41,168 --> 00:26:42,126
‪露露打来了

451
00:26:44,001 --> 00:26:45,168
‪喂！

452
00:26:45,251 --> 00:26:47,418
‪-对！
‪-你做了吗？顺利吗？

453
00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:49,209
‪我们订婚了！

454
00:26:49,293 --> 00:26:51,543
‪太棒了！把细节都跟我说说吧

455
00:26:52,126 --> 00:26:54,293
‪等等 希望你没有胡说
‪也没有俗气 爸爸

456
00:26:54,376 --> 00:26:57,626
‪用胡说和俗气来形容并不准确

457
00:26:57,709 --> 00:27:01,709
‪并不准确 因为实际上
‪得说是绝无仅有、浪漫、即兴…

458
00:27:02,209 --> 00:27:04,209
‪-对
‪-拜托了 快跟我说说吧

459
00:27:04,293 --> 00:27:06,959
‪我要当伴郎还是伴娘？

460
00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:09,668
‪-谁来递戒指呢？主题是什么？
‪-好了 一次问一个问题

461
00:27:09,751 --> 00:27:11,543
‪你们要去毛里求斯办婚礼吗？

462
00:27:11,626 --> 00:27:14,126
‪我的天 我要去毛里求斯了

463
00:27:14,209 --> 00:27:16,209
‪等等！

464
00:27:38,834 --> 00:27:41,293
‪我以前会通宵坐在这外面思考

465
00:27:45,959 --> 00:27:47,376
‪那你现在在想什么？

466
00:27:51,293 --> 00:27:52,376
‪想我们的儿子

467
00:27:59,251 --> 00:28:00,168
‪听着…

468
00:28:01,584 --> 00:28:04,668
‪我知道我一直让人难以忍受
‪展现出了最差劲的自己…

469
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:07,084
‪-没关系
‪-拜托让我把话说完

470
00:28:10,251 --> 00:28:11,501
‪我表现出了最糟糕的一面

471
00:28:12,084 --> 00:28:14,168
‪彻头彻尾的贱人

472
00:28:15,209 --> 00:28:16,126
‪对所有人都是这样

473
00:28:16,876 --> 00:28:19,001
‪我的家人、朋友…

474
00:28:21,918 --> 00:28:23,168
‪最重要的是 对你也很差

475
00:28:26,001 --> 00:28:27,084
‪对不起 斯布

476
00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:31,376
‪就是…

477
00:28:33,543 --> 00:28:36,668
‪装模作样和拒绝所有人
‪是更容易做到的事

478
00:28:36,751 --> 00:28:38,543
‪-但我不是随便一个路人
‪-我知道

479
00:28:41,126 --> 00:28:45,293
‪我们结婚一年了
‪但这期间 我好像已经过了十种人生

480
00:28:49,376 --> 00:28:50,543
‪有时候我没事

481
00:28:52,626 --> 00:28:53,459
‪但有时候…

482
00:28:53,543 --> 00:28:57,793
‪有时候感觉就像是失去他的第一天
‪又经历一次

483
00:28:59,168 --> 00:29:00,084
‪我知道

484
00:29:02,918 --> 00:29:05,084
‪但美人 我们不能一直这样下去

485
00:29:09,251 --> 00:29:10,626
‪我们需要找咨询师

486
00:29:26,168 --> 00:29:27,626
‪你回来了 真好

487
00:29:28,918 --> 00:29:29,793
‪真好啊

488
00:29:37,001 --> 00:29:38,168
‪你在做什么？

489
00:29:38,251 --> 00:29:41,084
‪我觉得我们需要全新的开始

490
00:29:41,168 --> 00:29:42,251
‪就像洗礼一样

491
00:29:42,334 --> 00:29:44,959
‪-没错 但水太冷了
‪-那你来给我暖暖啊

492
00:30:08,293 --> 00:30:10,043
‪噢 他已经睡了吗？

493
00:30:11,084 --> 00:30:12,834
‪对 他已经睡着了 妈妈

494
00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:18,918
‪妈…

495
00:30:20,459 --> 00:30:26,209
‪我想为我跟你说话的方式赔不是

496
00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:28,876
‪-只是…
‪-是有必要的

497
00:30:30,418 --> 00:30:31,293
‪什么？

498
00:30:32,501 --> 00:30:33,543
‪这是必要的

499
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,001
‪你看…

500
00:30:37,084 --> 00:30:39,376
‪身为母亲和好妻子

501
00:30:40,876 --> 00:30:42,459
‪你要保护你的家人

502
00:30:43,793 --> 00:30:44,959
‪听着 莉迪亚…

503
00:30:45,751 --> 00:30:49,126
‪我知道丈夫的家人
‪对你不好是什么感觉

504
00:30:50,168 --> 00:30:52,626
‪但等到沙卡娶了老婆

505
00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:54,209
‪我需要你做个比我像样的婆婆

506
00:30:57,126 --> 00:30:57,959
‪我会的

507
00:30:58,043 --> 00:30:59,001
‪好的

508
00:30:59,084 --> 00:31:00,418
‪-谢谢你 妈妈
‪-谢谢

509
00:31:20,001 --> 00:31:21,084
‪好了…

510
00:31:22,668 --> 00:31:24,334
‪她又说什么了？

511
00:31:25,209 --> 00:31:26,209
‪-没有 瑟巴…
‪-不！

512
00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:28,293
‪宝贝

513
00:31:28,376 --> 00:31:29,334
‪亲爱的

514
00:31:29,418 --> 00:31:33,876
‪我觉得我们需要直面恶魔

515
00:31:34,543 --> 00:31:37,959
‪-不 瑟巴…
‪-等等 亲爱的

516
00:31:38,751 --> 00:31:40,209
‪我们已经厌倦了

517
00:31:40,293 --> 00:31:44,001
‪我们厌倦了你总是欺负我们

518
00:31:44,084 --> 00:31:44,918
‪瑟巴

519
00:31:45,001 --> 00:31:47,709
‪瓦伦西亚 拜托！瓦伦西亚

520
00:31:47,793 --> 00:31:49,168
‪尊重我！

521
00:31:49,834 --> 00:31:53,084
‪求你了 我和我的妻子想离开

522
00:31:53,168 --> 00:31:56,168
‪我们需要一个全新的开始
‪我们想要自己住

523
00:31:56,251 --> 00:31:58,126
‪不用再看到你指手画脚

524
00:31:58,209 --> 00:31:59,459
‪等一下！

525
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:00,418
‪拜托！

526
00:32:03,668 --> 00:32:04,834
‪怎么了？

527
00:32:04,918 --> 00:32:07,001
‪宝宝在睡觉 你太吵了

528
00:32:07,501 --> 00:32:09,793
‪太好了 我的孩子

529
00:32:10,418 --> 00:32:12,793
‪你、你的妻子和你的孩子要离开了

530
00:32:12,876 --> 00:32:14,043
‪很好

531
00:32:14,126 --> 00:32:15,168
‪我支持

532
00:32:16,126 --> 00:32:17,126
‪真的吗？

533
00:32:17,209 --> 00:32:18,751
‪是的 真的

534
00:32:19,668 --> 00:32:20,959
‪还有一件事

535
00:32:22,168 --> 00:32:24,126
‪你现在是男人了

536
00:32:25,126 --> 00:32:28,168
‪但你还是我儿子
‪不许你再以那种态度跟我说话

537
00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:30,751
‪我还是你妈

538
00:32:30,834 --> 00:32:33,001
‪我不是你的朋友吧？

539
00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:34,626
‪-好的 妈妈
‪-谢谢

540
00:32:35,293 --> 00:32:36,834
‪晚安 我的孩子

541
00:32:36,918 --> 00:32:37,834
‪晚安 莉迪亚

542
00:32:37,918 --> 00:32:40,168
‪-晚安 妈妈
‪-沙卡 晚安

543
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:42,501
‪但你刚刚捏了我的…

544
00:32:43,709 --> 00:32:44,751
‪“好的 妈妈”

545
00:32:49,751 --> 00:32:51,001
‪谢谢你 宝贝

546
00:33:05,459 --> 00:33:12,418
‪（12月24日 葬礼）

547
00:33:20,001 --> 00:33:21,334
‪谢谢

548
00:33:42,084 --> 00:33:43,876
‪谢谢 请坐

549
00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:47,501
‪求你了 阿姨

550
00:33:48,668 --> 00:33:49,501
‪阿姨

551
00:33:51,168 --> 00:33:52,876
‪让阿姨坐下

552
00:33:53,376 --> 00:33:54,751
‪让她坐下

553
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,251
‪请坐

554
00:34:05,334 --> 00:34:07,043
‪你也坐吧 阿姨 谢谢

555
00:34:07,126 --> 00:34:09,251
‪我的天哪 不要

556
00:34:09,959 --> 00:34:10,793
‪阿姨啊

557
00:34:11,293 --> 00:34:12,418
‪阿姨 别

558
00:34:12,501 --> 00:34:15,293
‪塞罗先生 请坐 谢谢你 阿姨

559
00:34:20,334 --> 00:34:24,709
‪现在 作为这里官职最高的人

560
00:34:25,459 --> 00:34:27,709
‪我想欢迎大家

561
00:34:28,626 --> 00:34:29,501
‪我要说

562
00:34:30,709 --> 00:34:33,501
‪所有礼节均已遵守

563
00:34:35,084 --> 00:34:36,209
‪好了

564
00:34:36,293 --> 00:34:38,834
‪我对自己生命中
‪很多事情都感到自豪

565
00:34:39,584 --> 00:34:42,251
‪我对西装的品味很高雅

566
00:34:43,293 --> 00:34:45,543
‪我对衬衫的品味很高雅

567
00:34:47,084 --> 00:34:48,626
‪我用的古龙水…

568
00:34:48,709 --> 00:34:50,709
‪我们明白！

569
00:34:51,168 --> 00:34:53,293
‪我的手表收藏品

570
00:34:53,876 --> 00:34:58,209
‪但是 最让我引以为豪的
‪是我们组建的这个家庭

571
00:34:58,293 --> 00:34:59,418
‪我们

572
00:35:00,209 --> 00:35:01,168
‪都能够

573
00:35:01,793 --> 00:35:05,376
‪搁置我们的分歧 完成妈妈的心愿

574
00:35:06,084 --> 00:35:09,668
‪我们能站起来听讣告吗？

575
00:35:14,459 --> 00:35:15,501
‪我…

576
00:35:16,876 --> 00:35:18,793
‪我想让

577
00:35:19,459 --> 00:35:20,834
‪我的弟弟斯亚邦加

578
00:35:21,459 --> 00:35:23,293
‪上台来读讣告

579
00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:27,168
‪给

580
00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,084
‪耶

581
00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:30,251
‪斯亚邦加

582
00:35:30,751 --> 00:35:32,251
‪好了 好了

583
00:35:41,584 --> 00:35:42,584
‪艾丝特

584
00:35:43,168 --> 00:35:44,668
‪南多罗扎

585
00:35:45,293 --> 00:35:46,293
‪图瓦拉

586
00:35:47,918 --> 00:35:50,084
‪-尼库马洛
‪-是南东多罗扎

587
00:35:50,168 --> 00:35:51,626
‪是的

588
00:35:52,501 --> 00:35:54,751
‪她脾气暴躁

589
00:35:56,084 --> 00:35:59,459
‪她完全受不了别人的胡说八道

590
00:36:00,876 --> 00:36:04,876
‪我喜欢叫她肯德基炸鸡骨

591
00:36:04,959 --> 00:36:07,084
‪让我说完 对

592
00:36:07,168 --> 00:36:09,918
‪她是我一生挚爱

593
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:13,043
‪她是我们家真正的黑帮分子

594
00:36:13,126 --> 00:36:16,168
‪-不是我 是我妈
‪-谢谢你 斯亚

595
00:36:16,251 --> 00:36:17,918
‪她才是真正的黑帮分子

596
00:36:18,501 --> 00:36:19,709
‪没错 谢谢

597
00:36:19,793 --> 00:36:20,668
‪谢谢

598
00:36:23,251 --> 00:36:24,251
‪天啊

599
00:36:24,334 --> 00:36:25,293
‪我…

600
00:36:26,043 --> 00:36:27,084
‪我想…

601
00:36:27,793 --> 00:36:32,084
‪我想有请下一位演讲者
‪这个人曾经跟妈妈的关系很亲近

602
00:36:32,668 --> 00:36:35,376
‪听着 他没有在偷尸体的时候

603
00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:38,459
‪他用心留意到了妈妈的遗愿和遗嘱

604
00:36:39,668 --> 00:36:40,709
‪姆奇泽先生

605
00:36:55,626 --> 00:36:57,418
‪这里白纸黑字写得清清楚楚

606
00:36:58,709 --> 00:37:01,293
‪艾丝特知道我喜欢文字

607
00:37:01,793 --> 00:37:05,709
‪所以这封信是她送给我的告别礼物

608
00:37:06,584 --> 00:37:10,126
‪“我亲爱的理查德 如果你读到这封信

609
00:37:10,876 --> 00:37:14,084
‪那就意味着我终于已经与世长辞了

610
00:37:15,376 --> 00:37:20,043
‪我的家人正试图策划一场荒唐的葬礼

611
00:37:20,959 --> 00:37:21,918
‪还是以我的名义”

612
00:37:26,626 --> 00:37:29,834
‪“我需要你再帮我做一件事

613
00:37:30,543 --> 00:37:33,043
‪我一生最爱的人啊”

614
00:37:33,959 --> 00:37:37,334
‪“你要以爱为动力 最后为我做一件事

615
00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:41,043
‪我需要你为我而战”

616
00:37:41,918 --> 00:37:42,918
‪“我需要你

617
00:37:43,668 --> 00:37:45,293
‪为我做这件事”

618
00:37:51,209 --> 00:37:52,251
‪图米扎

619
00:37:53,376 --> 00:37:56,168
‪-先生？
‪-请帮我读一下

620
00:37:56,251 --> 00:37:57,959
‪噢 见鬼了

621
00:37:58,543 --> 00:38:02,334
‪-不用了 真的
‪-来 求你了

622
00:38:04,001 --> 00:38:06,876
‪如果当初不是你
‪我现在就不会站在这里了

623
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:15,626
‪好

624
00:38:19,418 --> 00:38:21,668
‪“你嘲笑我的固执

625
00:38:22,793 --> 00:38:24,126
‪和我的扁平足”

626
00:38:25,959 --> 00:38:28,668
‪“我把这两样东西都传给了我的家人

627
00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,626
‪他们不会听你的话”

628
00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:33,584
‪“但我需要你

629
00:38:34,584 --> 00:38:36,001
‪让他们倾听”

630
00:38:37,543 --> 00:38:39,043
‪“把这些话念给他们听

631
00:38:40,959 --> 00:38:43,251
‪确保让他们知道

632
00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:46,001
‪这是我最后的礼物”

633
00:38:48,668 --> 00:38:49,709
‪我的孩子们

634
00:38:50,793 --> 00:38:53,501
‪拥有家人是一份很大的福气

635
00:38:55,001 --> 00:38:57,001
‪但你们太烦人了

636
00:38:59,751 --> 00:39:02,668
‪在见过我儿子们生命中的女人之后

637
00:39:03,459 --> 00:39:06,959
‪我感谢上帝没有赐予我女儿

638
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:10,918
‪她们烦我烦到了最后

639
00:39:11,001 --> 00:39:11,959
‪但是…

640
00:39:13,043 --> 00:39:17,418
‪她们也把我的儿子和孙子

641
00:39:17,918 --> 00:39:19,168
‪变成了男人

642
00:39:21,084 --> 00:39:22,209
‪我死后

643
00:39:22,959 --> 00:39:26,043
‪我的骨灰要撒落到海中

644
00:39:26,709 --> 00:39:28,626
‪我从来没有机会环游世界

645
00:39:29,376 --> 00:39:32,084
‪也许这是我的机会

646
00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:37,043
‪我知道你们不会明白

647
00:39:37,126 --> 00:39:40,418
‪为什么我不把理查德介绍给你们认识

648
00:39:40,959 --> 00:39:45,459
‪但即使是身为人母
‪也必须将这辈子的一些事情

649
00:39:45,543 --> 00:39:47,043
‪作为自己的私藏

650
00:39:48,709 --> 00:39:51,668
‪我知道死亡似乎是一个终点

651
00:39:52,668 --> 00:39:54,459
‪但其实它从来不是终点

652
00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:57,959
‪我的灵魂生生不息

653
00:39:58,959 --> 00:40:00,001
‪我希望

654
00:40:00,918 --> 00:40:02,251
‪我的灵魂

655
00:40:02,876 --> 00:40:04,459
‪永远不会被你们遗忘

656
00:40:05,793 --> 00:40:09,459
‪我一直坚持自己的意愿

657
00:40:10,668 --> 00:40:13,001
‪即使我的意愿会惹人生厌

658
00:40:14,126 --> 00:40:15,001
‪这

659
00:40:15,793 --> 00:40:18,501
‪就是通往真正幸福的秘诀

660
00:40:21,959 --> 00:40:23,084
‪“别为…”

661
00:40:26,793 --> 00:40:29,001
‪“不要为任何人

662
00:40:29,876 --> 00:40:30,918
‪放弃自己”

663
00:40:34,334 --> 00:40:37,709
‪“不要接受没有完全令你满意的生活

664
00:40:39,168 --> 00:40:41,334
‪不然你一定会追悔莫及”

665
00:40:43,876 --> 00:40:45,459
‪“献上我所有的爱 艾丝特上”

666
00:40:46,918 --> 00:40:49,543
‪“对你们大多数人来说
‪那就是果果图瓦拉”

667
00:40:50,751 --> 00:40:51,834
‪不好意思 抱歉

668
00:41:23,668 --> 00:41:25,793
‪嘿 你在这外面做什么？

669
00:41:26,334 --> 00:41:28,751
‪你错过了所有的眼泪之后酒

670
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:32,793
‪我从来没见过你舅舅这么开心

671
00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:38,793
‪怎么了？

672
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:44,626
‪你知道自己想要什么

673
00:41:45,959 --> 00:41:47,126
‪你说什么？

674
00:41:47,209 --> 00:41:49,168
‪你想要一个妻子和…

675
00:41:51,126 --> 00:41:52,001
‪儿孙满堂

676
00:41:52,959 --> 00:41:54,543
‪拥有一栋在比勒陀利亚的房子

677
00:41:56,543 --> 00:41:57,376
‪更正一下

678
00:41:58,001 --> 00:41:59,084
‪我想要你

679
00:41:59,626 --> 00:42:02,001
‪还有所有家人都在那栋房子里
‪不管是在哪里

680
00:42:05,376 --> 00:42:06,543
‪我想要什么？

681
00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:10,793
‪什么意思？

682
00:42:15,501 --> 00:42:16,418
‪你有没有

683
00:42:17,084 --> 00:42:18,918
‪你有没有停下来…

684
00:42:21,459 --> 00:42:23,459
‪只是停下来问自己

685
00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:25,584
‪我想要什么？

686
00:42:28,543 --> 00:42:30,168
‪你在说什么？

687
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:34,668
‪我努力过了

688
00:42:36,876 --> 00:42:37,876
‪是的 我…

689
00:42:39,251 --> 00:42:41,168
‪我真的努力过了 但…

690
00:42:42,751 --> 00:42:43,959
‪这不是我

691
00:42:45,459 --> 00:42:46,459
‪我也不…

692
00:42:47,959 --> 00:42:49,918
‪我也不想这一辈子至死

693
00:42:50,459 --> 00:42:52,584
‪都活成了别人心目中的我

694
00:42:53,168 --> 00:42:54,584
‪这究竟是怎么回事？

695
00:42:55,376 --> 00:42:56,584
‪是因为露露吗？

696
00:42:58,459 --> 00:42:59,376
‪不是

697
00:43:01,084 --> 00:43:02,418
‪是关于我！

698
00:43:05,793 --> 00:43:07,626
‪一直都是绕着你转

699
00:43:08,459 --> 00:43:09,751
‪那么说不公平

700
00:43:12,376 --> 00:43:14,126
‪过去一年

701
00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:17,876
‪我试着改变自己 就为了迎合你

702
00:43:17,959 --> 00:43:20,293
‪但我们这么做是为了我们自己

703
00:43:21,459 --> 00:43:22,876
‪不 是为了你

704
00:43:23,918 --> 00:43:25,168
‪图米 拜托

705
00:43:25,668 --> 00:43:26,584
‪拜托

706
00:43:27,084 --> 00:43:28,209
‪宝贝 拜托了

707
00:43:28,959 --> 00:43:30,168
‪我爱你

708
00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:31,626
‪拜托

709
00:43:32,834 --> 00:43:34,376
‪我也爱你 卡亚

710
00:43:36,126 --> 00:43:38,084
‪宝贝 拜托别这么做

711
00:43:38,168 --> 00:43:40,043
‪图米 拜托了

712
00:43:40,126 --> 00:43:41,084
‪对不起

713
00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:30,751
‪对不起

714
00:44:33,334 --> 00:44:34,376
‪对不起什么？

715
00:44:36,459 --> 00:44:38,376
‪我知道你有多爱卡亚

716
00:44:42,543 --> 00:44:45,376
‪对 但我更爱你

717
00:44:50,126 --> 00:44:51,168
‪嘿

718
00:44:51,709 --> 00:44:53,793
‪我刚收到你关于卡亚的短信
‪你没事吧？

719
00:44:55,043 --> 00:44:56,501
‪我不会有事的

720
00:44:59,709 --> 00:45:00,751
‪对不起

721
00:45:02,584 --> 00:45:03,501
‪我也要道歉

722
00:45:04,459 --> 00:45:05,418
‪不 我是真心的

723
00:45:06,418 --> 00:45:07,459
‪对不起

724
00:45:08,293 --> 00:45:10,251
‪一直隐瞒艾德蒙的事

725
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:14,918
‪你在替果果图瓦拉完成心愿
‪我却不相信你

726
00:45:16,084 --> 00:45:17,001
‪我要为一切道歉

727
00:45:18,334 --> 00:45:20,626
‪我只是很庆幸 死亡天使已经消失了

728
00:45:22,376 --> 00:45:24,834
‪我还有很长的道歉之路要走

729
00:45:25,793 --> 00:45:27,168
‪坦朵对我的信息只读不回

730
00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:29,293
‪那可能是件好事

731
00:45:29,376 --> 00:45:30,209
‪图米

732
00:45:30,959 --> 00:45:33,209
‪我说笑的 好吗？开玩笑

733
00:45:35,251 --> 00:45:36,293
‪那现在怎么办？

734
00:45:37,918 --> 00:45:39,084
‪我不知道

735
00:45:43,209 --> 00:45:44,043
‪图米…

736
00:45:46,918 --> 00:45:49,001
‪为什么你不把戒指还给他？

737
00:45:51,293 --> 00:45:52,876
‪-妈…
‪-你不专心

738
00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:54,168
‪-对！
‪-对

739
00:45:54,959 --> 00:45:56,001
‪我缺戒指

740
00:46:00,084 --> 00:46:04,459
‪（12月25日 圣诞节）

741
00:46:18,251 --> 00:46:19,209
‪知道吗？

742
00:46:21,334 --> 00:46:24,626
‪这可能是我和家人
‪最后一年一起过圣诞节了

743
00:46:26,668 --> 00:46:29,709
‪我可以要在监狱里待很多年

744
00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:34,084
‪你准备好当我的温妮了吗？

745
00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:36,918
‪乌西 没人要去坐牢

746
00:46:37,709 --> 00:46:39,168
‪除了你弟弟

747
00:46:39,251 --> 00:46:40,168
‪又要进去了

748
00:46:44,959 --> 00:46:46,584
‪小瓦 非常谢谢你

749
00:46:47,126 --> 00:46:49,918
‪过去几天为我做的一切

750
00:46:50,418 --> 00:46:51,918
‪我真的很感激

751
00:46:52,001 --> 00:46:53,376
‪乌西穆兹图瓦拉

752
00:46:54,584 --> 00:46:56,084
‪我可能是爱你的

753
00:46:58,209 --> 00:46:59,293
‪但你永远不要

754
00:47:00,043 --> 00:47:00,876
‪永远不要

755
00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:03,376
‪那样对我 听明白了吗？

756
00:47:04,293 --> 00:47:05,876
‪你骗了我 乌西

757
00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:06,834
‪不要

758
00:47:06,918 --> 00:47:08,584
‪你对我有所隐瞒

759
00:47:09,251 --> 00:47:12,001
‪你千万不要那样做了 我会杀了你的

760
00:47:12,584 --> 00:47:15,918
‪我会假惺惺地说一声：“糟糕”
‪假装那只是意外

761
00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:17,293
‪听清楚了吗？

762
00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:19,084
‪-小瓦 捏得太紧了
‪-我知道

763
00:47:19,168 --> 00:47:22,001
‪我只想知道我们达成共识了
‪是不是？

764
00:47:22,084 --> 00:47:24,418
‪达成共识了 完全一样

765
00:47:25,709 --> 00:47:26,959
‪天啊

766
00:47:28,376 --> 00:47:29,543
‪你差点把我弄伤了

767
00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:32,418
‪我好害怕

768
00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:35,501
‪-害怕什么？
‪-失去你

769
00:47:36,043 --> 00:47:38,793
‪是因为钱吗 乌西？

770
00:47:38,876 --> 00:47:39,751
‪是的

771
00:47:43,168 --> 00:47:46,376
‪乌西 你和我曾许诺过
‪无论贫穷还是富裕 永远不离不弃

772
00:47:46,459 --> 00:47:47,709
‪这是怎么回事？

773
00:47:49,168 --> 00:47:52,376
‪很抱歉让你失望了
‪但我不会离开 我会留下的

774
00:47:53,168 --> 00:47:54,834
‪所以你哪里都不去吗？

775
00:47:54,918 --> 00:47:56,543
‪-我能去哪里？
‪-天啊 我的爱

776
00:47:58,543 --> 00:47:59,584
‪别烦我

777
00:48:01,418 --> 00:48:03,168
‪别烦我了 乌西

778
00:48:04,751 --> 00:48:06,084
‪我还在生你的气

779
00:48:06,168 --> 00:48:07,001
‪别

780
00:48:07,668 --> 00:48:09,668
‪-乌西 放开我
‪-听着

781
00:48:09,751 --> 00:48:11,876
‪-我还在生你的气
‪-没关系 但是

782
00:48:11,959 --> 00:48:14,626
‪在大家过来之前
‪我们还有时间过二人世界

783
00:48:14,709 --> 00:48:17,918
‪也许你可以帮我疗疗伤

784
00:48:18,459 --> 00:48:21,043
‪你伤害了我 所以你应该给我治疗

785
00:48:22,876 --> 00:48:23,834
‪怎么样？

786
00:48:35,501 --> 00:48:37,668
‪所以爸爸 我…好了！

787
00:48:37,751 --> 00:48:41,001
‪天啊 我有阴影了
‪画面会在我脑海中挥之不去

788
00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:43,168
‪你不会敲门吗？

789
00:48:43,251 --> 00:48:47,459
‪对不起 爸爸 我太兴奋了
‪因为我好像解决了你的财务问题

790
00:48:47,543 --> 00:48:48,626
‪你怎么了？

791
00:48:49,793 --> 00:48:51,876
‪好了 斯布 转过来吧

792
00:48:52,459 --> 00:48:54,209
‪如我刚刚所说

793
00:48:54,876 --> 00:48:57,084
‪我浏览了账簿

794
00:48:57,168 --> 00:49:00,251
‪发现爸爸一直没有交税

795
00:49:00,793 --> 00:49:04,168
‪我们不交税
‪因为我们是部长 是收税的

796
00:49:04,251 --> 00:49:06,584
‪但在你加入国会之前呢？

797
00:49:09,584 --> 00:49:13,459
‪是啊 他很久没交税了
‪这很令人震惊 我只是…

798
00:49:13,543 --> 00:49:16,251
‪-那是什么意思？
‪-没有我们想象中那么可怕

799
00:49:16,334 --> 00:49:17,959
‪你不能算腐败的政客

800
00:49:18,043 --> 00:49:20,376
‪只要把钱还了 问题就解决了

801
00:49:20,459 --> 00:49:23,751
‪找一位好律师 达成一份协议
‪这样爸爸就不用坐牢了

802
00:49:24,543 --> 00:49:28,001
‪对 但等等
‪你是说不用再上头条新闻了吗？

803
00:49:28,084 --> 00:49:30,709
‪但你得做一件事
‪是我知道你不喜欢做的

804
00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:32,376
‪就是勒紧裤腰带

805
00:49:33,793 --> 00:49:38,334
‪那意味着得放弃
‪这栋房子和你的一些贵重物品

806
00:49:38,418 --> 00:49:40,876
‪旅行的时候 就得坐经济舱…

807
00:49:41,543 --> 00:49:42,876
‪别说出来

808
00:49:43,668 --> 00:49:46,209
‪但我想说的是 我们会没事的

809
00:49:46,293 --> 00:49:48,834
‪-我们会没事吗？
‪-对 我们会没事的

810
00:49:48,918 --> 00:49:49,793
‪怎么会这样？

811
00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:51,376
‪又怎么了？我们会没事的

812
00:49:51,459 --> 00:49:54,959
‪不可能没事 我已经在计划
‪怎么应对调查委员会了

813
00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:57,834
‪我拿到了诉讼状 在等保民官

814
00:49:57,918 --> 00:50:00,168
‪人们在大街上喊着我的名字

815
00:50:00,251 --> 00:50:02,334
‪-哎呀 乌西…
‪-我已经准备好面对了！

816
00:50:02,418 --> 00:50:05,209
‪你应该感恩才对
‪幸好我们有个会计师儿子

817
00:50:05,293 --> 00:50:06,209
‪而且有回报了

818
00:50:06,293 --> 00:50:07,334
‪回报很大

819
00:50:07,876 --> 00:50:10,209
‪总之我要走了 我不希望我们迟到

820
00:50:10,293 --> 00:50:11,834
‪好吧 谢谢

821
00:50:12,418 --> 00:50:13,251
‪听话

822
00:50:13,334 --> 00:50:14,709
‪快走吧 我要打你了

823
00:50:14,793 --> 00:50:17,376
‪-谢谢 我们爱你
‪-我也爱你们！

824
00:50:17,459 --> 00:50:19,918
‪我本来要穿上我的新西装

825
00:50:20,001 --> 00:50:22,501
‪-会是…
‪-我们要迟到了

826
00:50:22,584 --> 00:50:23,668
‪换衣服吧

827
00:50:23,751 --> 00:50:26,168
‪你知道那套西装的
‪你看过我穿上身有多合适

828
00:50:26,251 --> 00:50:28,126
‪-乌西图瓦拉
‪-我看起来会怎么样？

829
00:50:28,209 --> 00:50:30,709
‪乌西 我们要迟到了！

830
00:50:41,126 --> 00:50:42,459
‪午餐快好了

831
00:50:43,251 --> 00:50:44,709
‪吃吧

832
00:50:44,793 --> 00:50:48,084
‪这些司康饼让我吃得停不下来
‪我吃了好一会儿了

833
00:50:48,959 --> 00:50:50,001
‪格蕾丝

834
00:50:51,459 --> 00:50:53,126
‪-格蕾丝
‪-怎么了？

835
00:51:02,959 --> 00:51:03,918
‪不！

836
00:51:06,334 --> 00:51:07,168
‪格蕾丝！

837
00:51:13,334 --> 00:51:15,334
‪我不想让司康饼破坏你的食欲

838
00:51:15,418 --> 00:51:18,251
‪再说了 这是甜点

839
00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:21,709
‪对 蛋糕是甜点

840
00:51:21,793 --> 00:51:22,876
‪大家吃饭吧

841
00:51:23,459 --> 00:51:24,834
‪我们吃吧

842
00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:28,668
‪还有肉呢

843
00:51:31,084 --> 00:51:32,709
‪谁给我盛点东西吃呢？

844
00:51:39,668 --> 00:51:43,834
‪女士们 先生们
‪我想对在场的大家说几句

845
00:51:44,918 --> 00:51:45,751
‪美人？

846
00:51:46,418 --> 00:51:48,418
‪我依然觉得自己是地球上最幸运的人

847
00:51:48,501 --> 00:51:49,751
‪结婚周年快乐

848
00:51:49,834 --> 00:51:51,418
‪-宝贝 你还记得
‪-当然了

849
00:51:51,501 --> 00:51:54,084
‪我很高兴今天大家都聚集在这里

850
00:51:54,168 --> 00:51:55,793
‪就像一年前一样

851
00:51:56,626 --> 00:51:58,834
‪现在 希望我们都记住

852
00:52:01,668 --> 00:52:03,334
‪人生可能很短

853
00:52:04,501 --> 00:52:06,376
‪但不意味着我们不能尽情地活

854
00:52:06,459 --> 00:52:07,959
‪结婚周年快乐

855
00:52:08,043 --> 00:52:10,084
‪结婚周年快乐！

856
00:52:15,668 --> 00:52:17,709
‪我饿死了 开吃吧

857
00:52:17,793 --> 00:52:18,918
‪等等吧 阿姨

858
00:52:40,709 --> 00:52:41,584
‪知道吗？

859
00:52:42,918 --> 00:52:44,376
‪我不觉得你…

860
00:52:45,043 --> 00:52:46,334
‪你说的是什么来着？

861
00:52:47,501 --> 00:52:48,501
‪有毒

862
00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:52,418
‪你一无所知

863
00:52:53,293 --> 00:52:55,959
‪我知道很多人肯定不认同你的话

864
00:52:58,834 --> 00:52:59,793
‪阿门！

865
00:53:01,584 --> 00:53:03,418
‪看看你的功劳

866
00:53:10,293 --> 00:53:11,459
‪听着 图米扎…

867
00:53:12,459 --> 00:53:14,168
‪按照我的说法…

868
00:53:15,584 --> 00:53:16,793
‪你是一个很难得的人

869
00:53:18,168 --> 00:53:19,501
‪货真价实的人

870
00:53:23,293 --> 00:53:24,501
‪永远不要丢了这份特质

871
00:53:27,418 --> 00:53:28,251
‪再见

872
00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:35,251
‪老头说得没错

873
00:53:36,876 --> 00:53:38,209
‪毫不后悔

874
00:54:26,668 --> 00:54:27,501
‪妈妈

875
00:54:28,959 --> 00:54:30,001
‪安息吧

876
00:54:30,793 --> 00:54:32,668
‪你是真正的领头羊

877
00:54:35,918 --> 00:54:39,584
‪看看 我怎么说来着？
‪这太不适合非洲人了

878
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,834
‪安息吧 我的爱人

879
00:55:12,001 --> 00:55:14,709
‪（12月26日）

880
00:55:16,126 --> 00:55:20,126
‪终于等到了
‪阳光、玛格丽塔酒和毛里求斯

881
00:55:23,168 --> 00:55:25,168
‪（《要说滚蛋 永远都不晚》）

882
00:55:26,168 --> 00:55:27,418
‪你要去度假吗？

883
00:55:28,668 --> 00:55:29,834
‪对

884
00:55:29,918 --> 00:55:31,168
‪哦 一个人吗？

885
00:55:31,251 --> 00:55:32,084
‪对

886
00:55:32,793 --> 00:55:33,751
‪我也是

887
00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:37,043
‪我经历了特别多事情

888
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,876
‪我就不把细节告诉你了
‪免得你觉得无聊

889
00:55:40,376 --> 00:55:41,543
‪男人是这样子的

890
00:55:42,209 --> 00:55:44,043
‪男人可以把你的人生搅得天翻地覆

891
00:55:45,001 --> 00:55:49,251
‪是这样的
‪我是跟男朋友一起订了这趟旅行

892
00:55:49,834 --> 00:55:51,376
‪是我前男友

893
00:55:52,084 --> 00:55:55,876
‪其实他是我的未婚夫 但只做了两秒

894
00:55:56,459 --> 00:55:57,584
‪说来话长

895
00:55:58,209 --> 00:55:59,584
‪现在 我只是…

896
00:56:00,126 --> 00:56:03,418
‪我只是觉得我该花花时间独处
‪跟我自己相处

897
00:56:05,501 --> 00:56:06,459
‪对哦

898
00:56:16,084 --> 00:56:17,459
‪祝你一路平安

899
00:56:24,209 --> 00:56:26,126
‪再次陷入困境

900
00:57:14,793 --> 00:57:16,709
‪字幕翻译：张嘉晴