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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪（勒克赫，南非）

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‪你真的應該早點告訴我
‪你和圖瓦拉奶奶的事

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‪像剛剛那樣？

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‪那樣很糟

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‪那實在不是我需要的結果

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‪回家吧，圖米妹

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‪接下來就交給我吧

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‪交給你什麼？

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‪這不是妳的問題了
‪妳已經完成了妳的責任

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‪所以…

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‪回家吧

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‪我現在算是無家可歸

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‪也算是失戀了

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‪好吧

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‪我請妳喝一杯吧

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‪聽著…

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‪你這樣講就對了

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‪-你要把我噎死了
‪-喝點水

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‪妳嗑的藥讓我整個人都醒了

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‪我可不喜歡清醒

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‪喝水

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‪天啊

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‪真不敢相信圖瓦拉奶奶這麼正直的人

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‪會背叛她先生

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‪我不是在批評她，這是上帝的工作

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‪妳有什麼問題啊？

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‪姐…

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‪就因為妳年紀比較大

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‪不代表妳不想被觸碰

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‪葛瑞絲，妳是怎麼了？

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‪這個家能不能就一次有點尊嚴啊？

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‪家？妳對我們這麼沒信心啊

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‪還敢說信仰是吾等的堅盾

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‪信仰是吾等的堅盾

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‪葛瑞絲，我們走

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‪我信的是上帝，不是你們
‪上帝從不令人失望

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‪下次可以叫上帝載妳去德班

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‪那不是卡亞嗎？

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‪哇，好美啊，謝謝

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‪天啊，葛瑞絲！

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‪快拿過來吧，小心有車

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‪卡亞，你跟那輛車很配耶

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‪不是我在說

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‪很多人都應該跟你學學

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‪其實這束花是要送給圖米的

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‪圖米跟圖瓦拉奶奶的老公走了

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‪不對，是情人

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‪他們要燒了她

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‪-他們要燒了圖米？
‪-誰要燒圖米？

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‪我要殺了他們

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‪妳是怎麼了啊，葛瑞絲？

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‪是德班的天氣害的

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‪太潮濕了

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‪去檢查車子上的東西卸下了沒？
‪想辦法讓葛瑞絲恢復正常

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‪夫人，發生什麼事了？

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‪說來話長，孩子

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‪你最好帶圖米回去約堡

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‪好的，沒問題

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‪-小心，車子來了
‪-好的，夫人

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‪卡亞

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‪-東西在哪裡？
‪-什麼？

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‪快接啊！

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‪司康餅啊，葛瑞絲

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‪司康餅！

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‪司康餅！

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‪她很愛奶奶

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‪你懂我意思嗎，兄弟？

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‪我超討厭聖誕節

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‪這個節日的重點就是變胖

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‪你知道你該記得什麼嗎？

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‪為什麼你在接下來的364天
‪都不理你的家人

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‪別忘了戴套啊！你知道為什麼嗎？

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‪朋友啊！

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‪他13年後會帶著孩子回來

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‪是真的！

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‪那幾個圖瓦拉小子
‪明天就會見識到我了

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‪沒錯

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‪聽著，圖瓦拉奶奶

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‪她只是想要過她的生活

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‪-對
‪-你知道嗎？

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‪用她的方式
‪為什麼要批評她呢？為什麼？

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‪所以妳會幫我？

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‪啥？才不要！

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‪我會犯錯

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‪但我可不會再犯同樣的錯誤

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‪妳答應了艾絲特

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‪一言既出，駟馬難追啊

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‪-妳不能…
‪-噢，我的頭！

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‪我會的

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‪不過就是…你可不可以不要再說了？

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‪這就對了

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‪-艾絲特，寶貝！
‪-這就對了

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‪這就對了

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‪不好意思

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‪等一下，抱歉

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‪（卡亞）

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‪你想怎樣？

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‪我一直在找妳

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‪我跟朋友在一起，好嗎？

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‪我跟麥奇茲先生在一起

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‪還有脫衣女郎和…

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‪某個男的
‪我覺得他今晚會帶著性病回家

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‪不是你啦，只是…

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‪我們可以認真一下嗎？

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‪不要，讓我盡情地玩吧！

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‪我會玩得很開心，而卡亞你呢…
‪一點都不好玩！

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‪好

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‪告訴我妳在哪裡，我們一起玩

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‪不，卡亞
‪你要花六個小時才能到這裡

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‪圖米，我已經來了

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‪真的嗎？

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‪我在德班

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‪所以你來找我？

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‪對

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‪妳在哪裡？

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‪我在勒克赫，這裡不是麵包店

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‪圖米，等等…

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‪勒克赫

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‪你知道嗎？不管今晚發生什麼…

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‪好嗎？

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‪請你確保我不會跟他回家

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‪或是跟你回家

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‪豪華穹頂總統紫，亮面烤漆

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‪所謂的“安息”指的就是這座棺材

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‪等等！

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‪就是這個，烏哥

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‪我們要這個

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‪刷卡還是付現，先生？

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‪不，都不要，謝謝

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‪聽著，我們選的葬禮套裝
‪已經包含棺材了

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‪這個棺材附帶總統套裝

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‪你知道總統套裝還包含什麼嗎？

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‪在調查委員會作證

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‪烏哥，你什麼時候變這麼小器了？

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‪你去年為了一個沒辦成的婚禮
‪訂了整間飯店

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‪當時我們的媽媽很反對

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‪但我們的媽媽值得這個

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‪我們要訂總統套裝

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‪還需要什麼嗎？你們想放白鴿嗎？

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‪好，要白鴿！

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‪-不
‪-要！

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‪不要鴿子，謝謝

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‪都不要，懂嗎？

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‪不，老闆，我說我們，意思是…

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‪他，明白嗎？

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‪好喔…

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‪-八萬南非幣？
‪-鴿子的部分可以給你打折

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‪-好！
‪-不要鴿子

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‪同志，我們要對這些資源採取
‪圍欄隔離法

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‪聽著

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‪烏哥，兒子對母親的愛是不能計價的

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‪聽著…

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‪你什麼時候拿了我的錢包？

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‪用我的神奇手指啊

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‪別…

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‪-被拒了
‪-什麼叫“被拒”？

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‪你們是在做什麼狗屁生意？

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‪不是我們，是你啊，先生

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‪代碼…

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‪-51
‪-餘額不足

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‪不，葛瑞絲

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‪不要把酒喝光啊

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‪-葛瑞絲
‪-沙瑞克！

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‪司康餅藏在這裡某個地方
‪我們一定要找到

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‪你們好

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‪葛瑞絲，我想去跟祖魯人喝酒

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‪不行

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‪沙瑞克，我們去找找

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‪-那個司康餅效果不是很強嗎？
‪-是很強

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‪我是輕量級的嗎？
‪我被迷昏了，是吧？

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‪妳是被迷昏了

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‪沒錯，所以如果發生什麼事
‪那你和我…

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‪-我？
‪-對

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‪蒂妮歐說的沒錯

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‪妳需要主耶穌

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‪不只是耶穌，是主耶穌

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‪你幹嘛偷肉？

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‪如果你想吃的話

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‪你應該找個賢慧的女人呈給你

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‪抱歉，大姐

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‪不

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‪別叫我大姐

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‪普露

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‪普露，我們在找一桶司康餅
‪我們不知道要去哪裡找

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‪別擔心，我把司康餅都放在後室了

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‪好喔

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‪可以請妳把鑰匙給我們嗎？

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‪我們要司康餅

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‪你是哪位？

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‪沙瑞克，跟《聖經》裡的一樣

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‪沙得拉、米煞、亞伯尼歌

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‪-這是我妹，葛瑞絲
‪-葛瑞絲

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‪我們是塞羅家的

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‪-塞羅？
‪-對

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‪美女的家人嗎？

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‪對

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‪你們的女兒沒邀請我參加她的婚禮

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‪另一個女兒殺了我姐

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‪-不對
‪-閉嘴！

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‪然後還把她的愛人帶來這裡
‪你們懂我的意思嗎？

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‪你們不同意嗎？

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‪不，大姐，妳姐是死於…

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‪說英文

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‪妳姐是死於心臟病，圖米是無辜的

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‪靠，但她確實把她男人帶來了

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‪非常可惡！我們根本不認識圖米

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‪-我不認識她，對
‪-不認識

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‪誰是圖米？

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‪誰是圖米？

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00:10:40,918 --> 00:10:41,751
‪就是啊

212
00:10:42,418 --> 00:10:45,543
‪那我們可以拿司康餅的鑰匙了嗎？

213
00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:49,876
‪司康餅是給客人的

214
00:10:50,501 --> 00:10:52,084
‪既然你們是家人

215
00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:54,084
‪你們可以去幫忙洗碗

216
00:10:54,168 --> 00:10:55,126
‪不要煩我

217
00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:05,751
‪你得幫我去跟普露登拿鑰匙

218
00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:07,084
‪怎麼拿？她討厭我們

219
00:11:07,168 --> 00:11:10,126
‪她不討厭你，我看到她在對你拋媚眼

220
00:11:10,209 --> 00:11:11,376
‪快去勾搭她

221
00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:13,376
‪那女人太老了

222
00:11:13,459 --> 00:11:14,584
‪她跟你一樣大啊

223
00:11:14,668 --> 00:11:15,626
‪沒錯

224
00:11:15,668 --> 00:11:19,834
‪我不想跟6月16日以前出生的人交往

225
00:11:21,334 --> 00:11:23,709
‪拜託啦，沙瑞克

226
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:25,334
‪蒂妮歐會殺了我們的

227
00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:27,209
‪-蒂妮歐
‪-對啊

228
00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:30,376
‪別慌

229
00:11:30,459 --> 00:11:31,501
‪我會幫妳

230
00:11:32,168 --> 00:11:34,668
‪但我明天要去…

231
00:11:35,668 --> 00:11:36,584
‪跟兄弟喝酒

232
00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:40,126
‪跟祖魯人

233
00:11:45,168 --> 00:11:46,834
‪你以為這裡是哪裡？

234
00:11:46,918 --> 00:11:50,501
‪你是玩女人玩瘋了還是嗑藥嗑昏了？
‪你以為這裡是你家啊？

235
00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:07,334
‪嘿，寶貝

236
00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:10,668
‪妳在那上面做什麼？

237
00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:13,251
‪我要讓你知道…

238
00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:14,834
‪你錯過了什麼

239
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:19,168
‪帶她出去，我的客人都要被她嚇跑了

240
00:12:19,251 --> 00:12:22,459
‪好，圖米，我想我們該出去了

241
00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:23,418
‪對

242
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,876
‪我跟這些女生不一樣，我很貴的

243
00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:29,418
‪對，寶貝
‪我相信妳絕對值得我花錢的

244
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,959
‪我們有問題嗎？

245
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,959
‪-不，沒問題，兄弟
‪-不，他就是問題

246
00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:37,043
‪打爆他！

247
00:12:37,126 --> 00:12:38,001
‪沒問題

248
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,251
‪-我們該離開舞台了
‪-等等

249
00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:44,168
‪我們要等一下，因為我朋友…

250
00:12:45,251 --> 00:12:46,084
‪在那裡

251
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:48,001
‪我跟你說…

252
00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:51,834
‪麥奇茲先生，謝謝你

253
00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:55,584
‪我們應該常常這樣聚會，下次再約啊

254
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:57,959
‪圖米妹

255
00:12:58,543 --> 00:13:03,668
‪記住，母獅當在晚間休憩於河畔
‪才能在破曉時分…

256
00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:05,376
‪捕捉羚羊

257
00:13:09,126 --> 00:13:10,126
‪這真有…

258
00:13:11,751 --> 00:13:14,209
‪詩意，太深奧了

259
00:13:16,584 --> 00:13:18,084
‪那是什麼意思？

260
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:20,293
‪就是說獅子在…

261
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,043
‪部長，現在不是休息的時候

262
00:13:31,626 --> 00:13:32,584
‪你去哪裡了？

263
00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:37,668
‪我在確保我們母親的告別式
‪要是最高級的

264
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,668
‪我們要訂總統套裝

265
00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:40,709
‪這是什麼？

266
00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:48,709
‪你從哪裡拿到這麼多錢？

267
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,126
‪你真的想知道嗎？

268
00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:54,876
‪你知道我不怕當告密者

269
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:55,834
‪你知道嗎？

270
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,626
‪-把這個拿去，買回你的男子氣概吧
‪-我不想要

271
00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:03,543
‪叔叔

272
00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:07,543
‪有什麼我該知道的嗎，爸？

273
00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:10,043
‪沒什麼，我跟你叔叔在聊天而已

274
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:15,376
‪-他不知道啊
‪-聽著，西亞，拜託…

275
00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:17,126
‪你爸破產了

276
00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:18,793
‪我沒有破產，好嗎？

277
00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:22,084
‪只是暫時把資金從我的帳戶

278
00:14:22,793 --> 00:14:26,793
‪移到另一個帳戶
‪這個帳戶的許可級別是第七級

279
00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:28,251
‪他說什麼？

280
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:33,209
‪他是在說他的破產級別是零級啦

281
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:37,376
‪不過振作一點，西亞叔叔給你靠

282
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,084
‪拿去給夏卡買點東西

283
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:43,584
‪零級

284
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:46,626
‪爸，真的嗎？

285
00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:48,626
‪你破產了？

286
00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:54,584
‪拜託別跟你媽說你知道了

287
00:15:04,876 --> 00:15:05,751
‪爸

288
00:15:07,543 --> 00:15:08,418
‪你來了！

289
00:15:09,584 --> 00:15:13,084
‪我離不開啊，誰知道這會不會是
‪我們的最後一個聖誕節呢？

290
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,043
‪見到你真開心

291
00:15:16,626 --> 00:15:18,209
‪看看這間房子

292
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,709
‪他們在約翰尼斯堡的時候
‪是誰住在這裡？

293
00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:22,084
‪這只是他們的度假屋

294
00:15:23,626 --> 00:15:26,126
‪所以整年都是空的？

295
00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:31,001
‪孩子…

296
00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:33,751
‪請妳幫我付Uber的錢
‪我真的很不想麻煩別人

297
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,584
‪哪有的事，當然沒問題

298
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:38,418
‪我很快回來

299
00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:44,376
‪-不要亂碰
‪-我在把花整理好

300
00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:46,001
‪-你在做什麼？
‪-聖誕快樂

301
00:15:50,126 --> 00:15:50,959
‪沙瑞克

302
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,126
‪我現在是還在嗨嗎？

303
00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:56,709
‪很高興見到你們兩位

304
00:15:57,293 --> 00:15:58,126
‪他說“高興”

305
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:00,709
‪高興？

306
00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:06,043
‪等你把你欠我們家的聘金付了之後
‪我們才會高興

307
00:16:06,543 --> 00:16:07,376
‪你這畜生

308
00:16:08,459 --> 00:16:12,334
‪她當時肚子很大了
‪所以我們扣了損失賠償金

309
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:14,418
‪你說誰損壞了？

310
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:15,334
‪你們…

311
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,084
‪-你們都沒事吧？
‪-沒事

312
00:16:19,168 --> 00:16:20,876
‪跟家人聊天罷了

313
00:16:22,376 --> 00:16:26,168
‪好，爸爸，我有好消息要告訴你

314
00:16:27,293 --> 00:16:29,709
‪斯布同意替你付手術費

315
00:16:32,376 --> 00:16:33,209
‪爸？

316
00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:38,751
‪斯布同意幫你付手術費

317
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:41,709
‪那太好了！

318
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:44,584
‪上帝保佑妳，孩子

319
00:16:46,126 --> 00:16:48,918
‪那他什麼時候會寄錢？

320
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:52,168
‪他沒有要寄錢
‪他會付錢讓你去看專科醫生

321
00:16:53,584 --> 00:16:54,501
‪不…

322
00:16:55,376 --> 00:16:57,668
‪我已經跟醫生談好計畫了

323
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,876
‪我只需要現金

324
00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:03,209
‪對，但現在你能得到全國最好的照顧

325
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:05,626
‪爸？

326
00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:13,168
‪好痛啊

327
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:15,001
‪我沒事的

328
00:17:16,459 --> 00:17:19,709
‪我真幸運有妳這個女兒

329
00:17:26,876 --> 00:17:27,959
‪一整年？

330
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:31,876
‪對，一整年

331
00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:36,293
‪這裡看起來真高雅

332
00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:40,876
‪我們可以像跨年夜一樣嗎？

333
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,293
‪煙火這樣…“咻！咻！”

334
00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:47,126
‪記得嗎？那真是…
‪我們邊喝酒邊抽菸…

335
00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:49,668
‪好了，小心點

336
00:17:49,751 --> 00:17:52,293
‪然後我們上床？

337
00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:54,251
‪那真爽啊

338
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,793
‪拜託，我們不要做這種事
‪不要在妳這個樣子的時候

339
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,001
‪不…不要在我哪樣的時候？

340
00:17:59,084 --> 00:18:01,293
‪這就是我啊

341
00:18:01,376 --> 00:18:02,751
‪我沒變

342
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:06,834
‪事情可能有所改變
‪但我對妳的感覺還是一樣

343
00:18:08,584 --> 00:18:10,293
‪沒有什麼是一樣的

344
00:18:10,376 --> 00:18:11,459
‪好嗎？真是…

345
00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:14,084
‪我知道

346
00:18:14,168 --> 00:18:15,043
‪好嗎？我知道

347
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,876
‪所以我才會來這裡，我是為了妳來的

348
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:21,084
‪我來解決我們的問題

349
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,168
‪然後帶妳回家

350
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:25,084
‪那你要先抓到我

351
00:18:25,668 --> 00:18:27,501
‪-好吧，妳還好嗎？
‪-很好

352
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,918
‪-我沒事
‪-好

353
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,459
‪我沒事

354
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:33,209
‪我要走了

355
00:18:33,293 --> 00:18:35,126
‪我要去睡覺了

356
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:36,626
‪然後我要…

357
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,334
‪我明天早上就沒事了

358
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:43,001
‪好，沒問題

359
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:54,043
‪不喝酒的好處之一就是

360
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:55,709
‪至少我隨時都有錢

361
00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:56,834
‪-噢，是嗎？
‪-對啊

362
00:18:56,918 --> 00:19:00,084
‪這樣我才可以照顧爺爺和奶奶
‪對吧？

363
00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:02,709
‪但我們不是要搬出去嗎，森巴？

364
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,626
‪我們現在不能搬出去了

365
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,959
‪現在是搬出去的好時機啊
‪你爸媽剛好需要換小房

366
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:11,876
‪他們為了現在的生活一輩子努力打拚

367
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:15,126
‪對我和斯布斯索來說
‪我覺得我身為哥哥

368
00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:17,501
‪我有責任照顧他們

369
00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:21,168
‪森巴圖瓦拉，我就知道你會打退堂鼓

370
00:19:21,251 --> 00:19:23,251
‪選擇你的家人，而不是我們

371
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:26,168
‪好，但妳太大聲了，寶寶要哭了

372
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:28,626
‪-他根本聽不懂
‪-但他能感受到妳的能量

373
00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:30,584
‪我只是說

374
00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:33,584
‪聽著，我不能對他們這麼不孝

375
00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:36,584
‪好了，我要去拿毛巾

376
00:19:36,668 --> 00:19:39,334
‪森巴，我們有很多毛巾，不用去拿

377
00:19:39,418 --> 00:19:43,293
‪他是夏卡啊，他要用特別的毛巾
‪對不對，孩子？

378
00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:44,626
‪沒錯

379
00:19:47,668 --> 00:19:50,668
‪夏卡，你想要什麼？你覺得怎麼樣？
‪你覺得我們該搬出去嗎？

380
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:55,293
‪當然了

381
00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:57,584
‪你當然不覺得我們應該搬出去

382
00:19:57,668 --> 00:19:59,334
‪你想接近薇倫莎

383
00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:01,376
‪典型的圖瓦拉男

384
00:20:07,209 --> 00:20:09,459
‪我爸在書房安頓好了

385
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,751
‪我覺得艾德蒙應該訂別的地方住

386
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:14,959
‪我其他家人都住在這裡
‪為什麼我爸不能？

387
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:19,126
‪妳有跟他說專科醫生的事嗎？

388
00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:22,584
‪說了，他很高興

389
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,543
‪那不是他想要的，對吧？

390
00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:27,376
‪你有什麼問題？

391
00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:30,709
‪我終於找回了我爸，而你卻當他是…

392
00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:31,626
‪騙子？

393
00:20:33,418 --> 00:20:35,209
‪跟罪犯有牽連的是你家人
‪不是我家人

394
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:36,751
‪我都不認識妳了

395
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:37,668
‪是你先開始的

396
00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:39,501
‪他在利用妳，妳也在利用他

397
00:20:39,584 --> 00:20:42,418
‪我爸要利用我做什麼？

398
00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:46,376
‪妳再怎麼努力救妳爸
‪蘭加也不會回來

399
00:20:47,168 --> 00:20:48,834
‪-不准你提到他的名字
‪-為什麼？

400
00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:52,209
‪我一直不敢說他的名字
‪但我們必須面對這件事

401
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,543
‪-不要再說了！
‪-醒醒！

402
00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:57,959
‪妳活在幻想之中
‪妳根本沒意識到，生活不是什麼

403
00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:00,793
‪虛假的父女關係
‪和那些聖誕狗屁精神！

404
00:21:02,626 --> 00:21:04,793
‪這是真實世界，我們的兒子死了

405
00:21:05,751 --> 00:21:06,584
‪他走了

406
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:10,668
‪出去

407
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:19,043
‪據我所知，這裡是圖瓦拉家

408
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:22,459
‪如果妳不想在這裡，妳就出去

409
00:21:25,959 --> 00:21:26,834
‪好

410
00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:04,751
‪你在做什麼？

411
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:12,376
‪我想看看能不能找到
‪部長的私藏威士忌

412
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,584
‪我想知道你在這裡做什麼

413
00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:21,501
‪美女要我來這裡

414
00:22:21,584 --> 00:22:23,668
‪我不想讓她失望

415
00:22:26,418 --> 00:22:27,709
‪這還是頭一遭啊

416
00:22:30,709 --> 00:22:31,668
‪蒂妮

417
00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:34,459
‪妳看起來好美

418
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,084
‪妳知道嗎？

419
00:22:37,168 --> 00:22:39,084
‪歲月在妳身上都沒留下痕跡

420
00:22:39,168 --> 00:22:41,209
‪前幾天在烤肉宴會上

421
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,584
‪妳偷走了我的心

422
00:22:45,418 --> 00:22:49,043
‪你甜言蜜語的功力顯然不減啊

423
00:22:50,668 --> 00:22:53,626
‪這就是妳愛我的原因啊

424
00:22:53,709 --> 00:22:55,084
‪你知道我不是這個意思

425
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,543
‪妳怎麼還不睡？

426
00:23:00,584 --> 00:23:01,584
‪我要去泡…

427
00:23:01,668 --> 00:23:03,834
‪妳要去泡南非國寶茶

428
00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:06,334
‪加兩顆糖和熱牛奶

429
00:23:09,293 --> 00:23:10,209
‪你還記得？

430
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:12,126
‪我怎麼會忘記？

431
00:23:12,209 --> 00:23:17,209
‪我知道妳只有在半夜睡不著的時後
‪才會喝南非國寶茶

432
00:23:17,293 --> 00:23:18,584
‪尤其是

433
00:23:18,668 --> 00:23:21,209
‪圖米給妳惹麻煩的時候

434
00:23:24,251 --> 00:23:27,834
‪那女孩總是為所欲為

435
00:23:27,918 --> 00:23:30,001
‪從來沒有想過後果

436
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:36,584
‪我也記得妳壓力大的時候
‪要怎麼讓妳紓壓

437
00:23:36,668 --> 00:23:38,501
‪-拜託你不要這麼噁心
‪-不

438
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:39,834
‪不是那樣

439
00:23:43,668 --> 00:23:45,501
‪別傻了，這裡沒有音樂

440
00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:49,251
‪我們什麼時候需要音樂了？

441
00:23:52,084 --> 00:23:53,043
‪來嘛，蒂妮

442
00:23:54,626 --> 00:23:56,459
‪妳的小孩不在這裡，妳的…

443
00:23:57,459 --> 00:23:59,209
‪兄弟姐妹也不在這裡

444
00:24:01,543 --> 00:24:04,168
‪只有妳和我

445
00:24:05,126 --> 00:24:06,834
‪艾德和蒂妮

446
00:24:07,543 --> 00:24:09,209
‪就像以前一樣

447
00:24:31,251 --> 00:24:32,793
‪這就是我的夢想

448
00:24:34,084 --> 00:24:36,751
‪妳和我在豪宅裡跳舞

449
00:24:37,418 --> 00:24:38,251
‪一起…

450
00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:40,001
‪一起變老

451
00:24:41,751 --> 00:24:43,626
‪你說誰老啊？

452
00:24:45,043 --> 00:24:47,918
‪妳知道嗎？這還是有可能的

453
00:24:49,334 --> 00:24:50,168
‪什麼？

454
00:24:51,084 --> 00:24:53,626
‪我們一起幸福快樂地共度餘生

455
00:24:55,168 --> 00:24:57,168
‪不管你在玩什麼遊戲，我不會上當的

456
00:24:59,168 --> 00:25:00,376
‪這不是遊戲

457
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:02,376
‪我是說…

458
00:25:03,626 --> 00:25:06,459
‪美女在倫敦有自己的生活

459
00:25:06,543 --> 00:25:07,543
‪而圖米…

460
00:25:09,209 --> 00:25:10,168
‪還是圖米

461
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:14,293
‪妳不能自己孤獨終老啊

462
00:25:15,668 --> 00:25:17,501
‪只要我還在，我不允許

463
00:25:20,084 --> 00:25:23,334
‪妳是想告訴我
‪妳前幾天一點感覺都沒有嗎？

464
00:25:26,334 --> 00:25:28,209
‪妳現在難道一點感覺都沒有嗎？

465
00:25:31,793 --> 00:25:34,251
‪全世界最美的女人

466
00:25:36,418 --> 00:25:39,209
‪上帝在週日創造了妳

467
00:25:49,793 --> 00:25:52,209
‪（《聖經》英王欽定本）

468
00:25:52,293 --> 00:25:55,459
‪（安葬前一日）

469
00:26:05,876 --> 00:26:06,751
‪你

470
00:26:07,584 --> 00:26:08,793
‪蒂妮歐？

471
00:26:08,876 --> 00:26:09,918
‪快躲起來

472
00:26:10,584 --> 00:26:11,418
‪姐

473
00:26:12,293 --> 00:26:13,126
‪天啊

474
00:26:14,126 --> 00:26:17,459
‪妳叫我們在七點前準備好
‪去廚房幫忙

475
00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:20,043
‪-已經七點了嗎？
‪-沒，還不到六點

476
00:26:20,126 --> 00:26:22,709
‪我想說我們可以提早過去
‪以免他們先吃了我的司…

477
00:26:22,793 --> 00:26:25,709
‪早餐
‪這樣我們就能幫忙準備早餐

478
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:29,168
‪葛瑞絲，妳什麼時候這麼早起了？

479
00:26:29,251 --> 00:26:31,834
‪妳什麼時候這麼晚起了？

480
00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:41,834
‪妳生病了嗎？

481
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,209
‪我被口水嗆到了

482
00:26:48,459 --> 00:26:50,918
‪等我一下，我馬上來

483
00:26:57,793 --> 00:26:59,001
‪妳確定妳沒事嗎？

484
00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:02,751
‪我沒事，麻煩拿點水給我

485
00:27:10,543 --> 00:27:16,668
‪我記得小時候偷偷溜進妳媽的房子

486
00:27:17,376 --> 00:27:19,334
‪有些事永遠不會變啊

487
00:27:19,918 --> 00:27:22,084
‪不准你把這件事告訴別人

488
00:27:23,126 --> 00:27:25,834
‪這種事不會再發生了

489
00:27:26,668 --> 00:27:29,876
‪你不過是個慾望的魔鬼

490
00:27:30,501 --> 00:27:32,209
‪妳是全世界最美的…

491
00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:43,668
‪我不想去

492
00:27:43,709 --> 00:27:45,751
‪兄弟，快去

493
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:50,418
‪普露？

494
00:27:54,793 --> 00:27:55,709
‪妳好嗎？

495
00:27:57,834 --> 00:28:01,126
‪我想問妳等一下要做什麼？

496
00:28:01,209 --> 00:28:04,834
‪你在問什麼廢話？
‪我會在我姐的棺材旁邊守靈啊

497
00:28:08,459 --> 00:28:09,293
‪好喔

498
00:28:11,334 --> 00:28:13,418
‪你在做什麼？不行

499
00:28:14,751 --> 00:28:18,376
‪我是想說，也許之後…

500
00:28:20,334 --> 00:28:22,334
‪我們可以出去喝一杯

501
00:28:23,043 --> 00:28:25,251
‪在KZN省這裡就好，不遠

502
00:28:25,334 --> 00:28:26,959
‪我不喝惡魔的尿

503
00:28:28,418 --> 00:28:30,168
‪酒是惡魔的尿

504
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:32,751
‪妳說得對

505
00:28:34,709 --> 00:28:35,959
‪所以我不怎麼喝酒

506
00:28:36,043 --> 00:28:37,376
‪我嗎？不

507
00:28:38,043 --> 00:28:39,251
‪酒？不

508
00:28:40,376 --> 00:28:44,376
‪聖誕節時我可能會喝一杯啤酒…

509
00:28:45,334 --> 00:28:46,501
‪威士忌…

510
00:28:47,001 --> 00:28:48,459
‪一點點白蘭地…

511
00:28:50,209 --> 00:28:51,793
‪一點點酩悅香檳…

512
00:28:53,668 --> 00:28:55,334
‪甜的紅酒

513
00:28:57,251 --> 00:28:59,834
‪薇倫莎對你們家的評論
‪真是一點也沒錯

514
00:28:59,918 --> 00:29:00,918
‪薇倫莎？

515
00:29:01,959 --> 00:29:03,418
‪薇倫莎怎麼說的？

516
00:29:03,501 --> 00:29:04,543
‪哥

517
00:29:05,834 --> 00:29:07,709
‪你為什麼要列舉？

518
00:29:07,793 --> 00:29:09,793
‪“威士忌、白蘭地”

519
00:29:09,876 --> 00:29:11,084
‪一個一個列出來

520
00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:13,334
‪這就是為什麼女人不要你

521
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,376
‪她們比不上你對酒的愛

522
00:29:16,918 --> 00:29:18,251
‪妳罵我啊

523
00:29:18,334 --> 00:29:19,418
‪那算了

524
00:29:20,001 --> 00:29:23,209
‪算了，就這樣，我不要幫妳了
‪別管那些司康了

525
00:29:23,293 --> 00:29:27,834
‪我要去做我來這裡本該做的事

526
00:29:27,918 --> 00:29:29,001
‪什麼事？

527
00:29:29,084 --> 00:29:30,418
‪我要去跟祖魯人…

528
00:29:31,584 --> 00:29:33,334
‪一起喝酒

529
00:29:34,668 --> 00:29:36,334
‪哥

530
00:29:37,251 --> 00:29:38,584
‪沙瑞克！

531
00:29:39,668 --> 00:29:40,543
‪沙…

532
00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:52,293
‪我這輩子從沒碰過屍體

533
00:29:53,043 --> 00:29:54,501
‪她還是妳的奶奶

534
00:29:55,459 --> 00:29:56,293
‪不

535
00:29:57,043 --> 00:29:58,084
‪人死了

536
00:29:58,918 --> 00:30:00,084
‪就永遠消失了

537
00:30:03,876 --> 00:30:05,668
‪別說話了，快做事吧

538
00:30:14,876 --> 00:30:17,876
‪妳們是要盯著我看，還是要幫我？

539
00:30:21,459 --> 00:30:23,418
‪喂，妳

540
00:30:25,209 --> 00:30:27,043
‪我不需要妳在這裡哭

541
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:31,126
‪把妳的眼淚留著，到墓地再哭
‪清楚了嗎？

542
00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:35,668
‪妳…

543
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:37,793
‪她有什麼問題？

544
00:30:37,876 --> 00:30:40,293
‪這不是她今年失去的第一個親人

545
00:30:44,584 --> 00:30:49,543
‪聽我說，人生只能往前看
‪不能往後看，清楚嗎？

546
00:30:49,626 --> 00:30:51,626
‪妳說得倒容易

547
00:30:54,001 --> 00:30:56,376
‪我們都會失去我們愛的人

548
00:30:56,459 --> 00:30:58,584
‪但那不代表人生必須停止

549
00:30:58,668 --> 00:31:00,168
‪人生要繼續

550
00:31:00,251 --> 00:31:01,626
‪姨婆，我全身都不聽我使喚

551
00:31:01,709 --> 00:31:03,751
‪我是要怎麼繼續？

552
00:31:05,043 --> 00:31:05,876
‪這是什麼？

553
00:31:07,459 --> 00:31:08,668
‪這是艾絲特嗎？

554
00:31:09,584 --> 00:31:11,418
‪這只是一副軀體

555
00:31:11,501 --> 00:31:14,418
‪最重要的是她的靈魂

556
00:31:14,501 --> 00:31:16,084
‪那才是最重要的，清楚了嗎？

557
00:31:19,209 --> 00:31:21,043
‪人生很短暫

558
00:31:21,126 --> 00:31:23,834
‪但不代表不值得活

559
00:31:38,293 --> 00:31:40,293
‪嘿，艾絲特！

560
00:31:44,251 --> 00:31:45,459
‪妳好危險啊

561
00:31:51,001 --> 00:31:53,543
‪烏哥，為什麼這些聖歌我都不會唱？

562
00:31:55,626 --> 00:31:56,459
‪因為你以前

563
00:31:56,543 --> 00:31:59,918
‪上教會時都溜出去偷喝聖餐酒

564
00:32:01,668 --> 00:32:02,584
‪我跟你說

565
00:32:02,668 --> 00:32:06,834
‪教堂應該要像以前一樣
‪提供真正的好東西

566
00:32:06,918 --> 00:32:09,126
‪而不是這個無聊的果汁
‪大家都愛喝酒啊

567
00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:11,209
‪這樣大家就會再開始上教堂

568
00:32:12,418 --> 00:32:15,626
‪總之，我們要改一下時程表
‪我來宣讀訃聞

569
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,459
‪怎麼改？我都已經寫好了，在這裡

570
00:32:18,543 --> 00:32:20,918
‪把它給我，我可以講得更好

571
00:32:21,001 --> 00:32:22,376
‪那我要做什麼？

572
00:32:23,126 --> 00:32:25,126
‪跟大家一起坐在長凳上？

573
00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:27,209
‪不，你可以站在門口

574
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,418
‪發時程表給客人

575
00:32:29,501 --> 00:32:31,001
‪那是不可能的

576
00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:33,459
‪我或許破產，或許身無分文

577
00:32:33,543 --> 00:32:36,084
‪但我要光榮地埋葬我的母親

578
00:32:36,168 --> 00:32:38,168
‪兩位，希望我沒有打擾到你們

579
00:32:39,043 --> 00:32:40,959
‪當然沒有，牧師

580
00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:42,751
‪你沒有打擾到我們

581
00:32:42,834 --> 00:32:44,584
‪但你來得有點早

582
00:32:44,668 --> 00:32:45,834
‪我媽的儀式沒這麼早

583
00:32:45,918 --> 00:32:46,876
‪我知道，孩子

584
00:32:46,959 --> 00:32:51,834
‪我只是因為尊重你媽
‪所以親自來告訴你

585
00:32:51,918 --> 00:32:55,793
‪我們教會不能幫艾絲特女士
‪主持儀式了

586
00:32:55,876 --> 00:32:57,209
‪喔不，為什麼？

587
00:32:58,626 --> 00:33:04,293
‪教堂裡的奉獻箱
‪和裡面的一大筆現金被偷了

588
00:33:04,876 --> 00:33:09,334
‪警方正在調查，我們在進行清點

589
00:33:09,418 --> 00:33:12,709
‪整個長老會都在接受調查

590
00:33:12,793 --> 00:33:14,001
‪所以已經取消了

591
00:33:14,084 --> 00:33:15,459
‪什麼？不

592
00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:17,001
‪真的嗎？

593
00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:20,084
‪警方查出什麼了？

594
00:33:20,168 --> 00:33:23,293
‪牧師，你一定有辦法的

595
00:33:24,251 --> 00:33:26,251
‪再幾個小時就是我媽的儀式了

596
00:33:26,334 --> 00:33:30,751
‪我很抱歉，但那時候警探剛好會過來

597
00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:32,043
‪但我媽

598
00:33:32,126 --> 00:33:35,084
‪她到臨終都一直是
‪你們教會的忠實信徒

599
00:33:35,168 --> 00:33:36,376
‪對

600
00:33:36,459 --> 00:33:41,709
‪我們會繼續為她的靈魂祈禱
‪但沒有奉獻金的教堂還算什麼呢？

601
00:33:42,959 --> 00:33:45,793
‪對於你們的損失，我很抱歉
‪但我們也沒辦法

602
00:33:46,376 --> 00:33:47,501
‪上帝保佑你們

603
00:33:50,334 --> 00:33:52,876
‪你偷了教堂的錢？

604
00:33:53,709 --> 00:33:56,293
‪那個牧師根本中飽私囊

605
00:33:56,376 --> 00:33:58,126
‪你有看到他的外套嗎？

606
00:33:58,209 --> 00:34:00,876
‪他的鞋子是義大利的，超級貴

607
00:34:00,959 --> 00:34:02,709
‪而且我這麼做是為了媽

608
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:05,334
‪不，你不是為了她

609
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:06,543
‪你是為了你自己

610
00:34:08,668 --> 00:34:10,084
‪她會為你感到羞恥的

611
00:34:10,168 --> 00:34:11,126
‪-羞恥？
‪-對

612
00:34:11,209 --> 00:34:12,293
‪-為我？
‪-對！

613
00:34:12,376 --> 00:34:13,459
‪那你呢？

614
00:34:13,543 --> 00:34:16,418
‪偷人民錢的貪腐政治家

615
00:34:17,043 --> 00:34:19,793
‪至少這筆錢是用來
‪好好埋葬我們的母親

616
00:34:19,876 --> 00:34:22,126
‪如果你不喜歡，就不要來參加葬禮

617
00:34:22,209 --> 00:34:24,084
‪你不能禁止我參加我媽的葬禮

618
00:34:24,168 --> 00:34:25,751
‪現在賺錢的人是我了

619
00:34:25,834 --> 00:34:29,001
‪而且現在媽走了，我不用再見到你了

620
00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:32,834
‪那可真是我們母親去世的好處啊

621
00:34:36,834 --> 00:34:38,001
‪爛人

622
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:47,751
‪寶貝，我回來了

623
00:34:48,751 --> 00:34:49,918
‪我幫妳買了雞翅

624
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,168
‪寶貝，妳還好嗎？

625
00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:06,001
‪“去幫忙葬禮
‪我們之後再好好和解'”

626
00:35:13,959 --> 00:35:15,751
‪妳這麼快就回來了啊

627
00:35:15,834 --> 00:35:17,584
‪對，我們回來了

628
00:35:17,668 --> 00:35:19,709
‪我們玩得很開心呢

629
00:35:19,793 --> 00:35:23,376
‪我想我的寶貝

630
00:35:24,918 --> 00:35:26,376
‪謝了，媽

631
00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:27,501
‪哈囉！

632
00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,543
‪-媽？
‪-什麼事？

633
00:35:36,376 --> 00:35:38,459
‪這不是我給他穿的衣服

634
00:35:38,543 --> 00:35:40,709
‪當然了，這是我買給他的

635
00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:45,709
‪妳就等著明天
‪看他穿到奶奶葬禮的衣服吧

636
00:35:45,793 --> 00:35:47,793
‪他明天已經有衣服穿了

637
00:35:48,376 --> 00:35:51,626
‪他是圖瓦拉家的孩子啊，莉迪亞

638
00:35:51,709 --> 00:35:52,918
‪不是嗎，孩子？

639
00:35:53,001 --> 00:35:55,709
‪對，你要看起來像模像樣

640
00:35:55,793 --> 00:35:59,334
‪-沒事的，寶貝兒子
‪-我們要維護形象

641
00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,376
‪對，媽，但他還是個嬰兒啊

642
00:36:01,459 --> 00:36:04,001
‪對，他是嬰兒，但他代表他的家人

643
00:36:04,084 --> 00:36:05,459
‪他是夏卡

644
00:36:05,543 --> 00:36:09,459
‪我可以私下跟妳談談嗎？

645
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:13,959
‪妳可以在他們面前講
‪我們都是一家人

646
00:36:15,334 --> 00:36:16,376
‪-好
‪-對

647
00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:18,543
‪媽，考慮到妳的狀況

648
00:36:19,418 --> 00:36:21,918
‪妳不覺得妳應該要多省點錢

649
00:36:22,793 --> 00:36:24,584
‪而不是花錢買名牌衣服給我兒子嗎？

650
00:36:25,626 --> 00:36:26,876
‪抱歉，孩子

651
00:36:29,584 --> 00:36:30,543
‪出去

652
00:36:33,584 --> 00:36:34,501
‪出去

653
00:36:35,668 --> 00:36:36,876
‪抱歉，我的孩子

654
00:36:37,543 --> 00:36:38,376
‪抱歉，孩子

655
00:36:38,459 --> 00:36:41,293
‪妳竟敢這樣對我說話

656
00:36:41,959 --> 00:36:43,918
‪在我為妳做了這麼多之後

657
00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:45,668
‪為我做了這麼多？

658
00:36:45,751 --> 00:36:47,084
‪欺負我和批評我？

659
00:36:47,168 --> 00:36:48,918
‪教妳如何當個好媽媽

660
00:36:49,584 --> 00:36:51,876
‪顯然妳媽從來沒教過妳

661
00:36:54,334 --> 00:36:58,376
‪我的胸部沒奶水
‪不表示我是個壞媽媽，薇倫莎

662
00:36:58,459 --> 00:36:59,834
‪我是個好媽媽

663
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,418
‪還是個他媽的好媳婦

664
00:37:01,501 --> 00:37:04,084
‪我為這個家犧牲奉獻，支持我的先生

665
00:37:04,168 --> 00:37:06,876
‪我從來沒有在別人面前對妳不敬

666
00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:08,584
‪顯然這對妳來說還不夠

667
00:37:10,334 --> 00:37:16,001
‪如果妳是這樣對待圖瓦拉家的媳婦

668
00:37:16,709 --> 00:37:18,918
‪如果當圖瓦拉家的媳婦是這樣

669
00:37:19,501 --> 00:37:21,793
‪那我不要了，薇倫莎

670
00:37:26,168 --> 00:37:27,918
‪-哼，妳們好啊
‪-妳好

671
00:37:28,584 --> 00:37:29,793
‪哇！

672
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:32,251
‪妳們真愛偷聽啊

673
00:37:49,126 --> 00:37:49,959
‪媽？

674
00:37:52,376 --> 00:37:53,251
‪妳在做什麼？

675
00:37:55,043 --> 00:37:55,876
‪切菜啊

676
00:38:01,418 --> 00:38:03,584
‪-妳還好嗎？
‪-嗯，我沒事

677
00:38:04,834 --> 00:38:07,459
‪妳在遺體室裡還好嗎？

678
00:38:09,126 --> 00:38:12,168
‪很奇怪，妳知道嗎？
‪我感覺死神好像一直跟著我

679
00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:15,001
‪先是寶寶，然後是圖瓦拉奶奶
‪現在又是…

680
00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:17,543
‪爸

681
00:38:18,959 --> 00:38:20,168
‪-艾德蒙
‪-媽

682
00:38:20,668 --> 00:38:22,376
‪我應該早點說的

683
00:38:22,459 --> 00:38:23,793
‪他怎麼了？

684
00:38:24,376 --> 00:38:26,334
‪媽，他病得很重

685
00:38:26,834 --> 00:38:28,084
‪他必須切除腎臟

686
00:38:29,293 --> 00:38:30,793
‪不過我和斯布在幫他

687
00:38:31,668 --> 00:38:32,668
‪怎麼幫？

688
00:38:32,751 --> 00:38:35,418
‪他需要動手術
‪我們認為他需要看第二個醫生

689
00:38:35,501 --> 00:38:37,543
‪所以我們要出錢讓他看專科醫生

690
00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:39,918
‪媽

691
00:38:41,334 --> 00:38:42,834
‪你們人真好

692
00:38:43,459 --> 00:38:45,918
‪真哀傷，妳知道嗎，爸痛得很厲害

693
00:38:47,084 --> 00:38:48,043
‪我想也是

694
00:38:51,668 --> 00:38:52,501
‪好吧

695
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:57,501
‪（靈魂爵士流行樂）

696
00:39:26,168 --> 00:39:28,251
‪你們真沒羞恥心，還敢自稱是男人

697
00:39:28,334 --> 00:39:33,043
‪你們就是兩個蠢材
‪連讓媽媽有尊嚴地下葬都辦不到

698
00:39:33,126 --> 00:39:35,501
‪阿姨，不是我的問題

699
00:39:35,584 --> 00:39:36,751
‪是西亞邦加的問題

700
00:39:36,834 --> 00:39:40,001
‪一定還有其它教會可以用

701
00:39:40,084 --> 00:39:41,709
‪我去過每間教會了

702
00:39:41,793 --> 00:39:43,793
‪他們的葬禮和婚禮都訂滿了

703
00:39:43,876 --> 00:39:46,376
‪-太忙了
‪-好吧，不要教堂

704
00:39:46,459 --> 00:39:47,959
‪我們可以在外面搭帳篷

705
00:39:48,043 --> 00:39:50,501
‪妳瘋了嗎？我們不能在這裡搭帳篷

706
00:39:50,584 --> 00:39:53,751
‪我們會成為社區的笑柄
‪大家會覺得我們很窮

707
00:39:54,293 --> 00:39:55,251
‪聽著

708
00:39:55,334 --> 00:39:57,001
‪妳給我閉嘴

709
00:39:57,084 --> 00:39:58,626
‪妳不是這個家的一份子

710
00:39:58,709 --> 00:40:01,501
‪-閉嘴，我們可以解決自己的問題
‪-阿姨

711
00:40:01,584 --> 00:40:03,543
‪-我不是這個家的一份子？
‪-對

712
00:40:03,626 --> 00:40:05,084
‪等一下，烏西

713
00:40:05,876 --> 00:40:07,709
‪妳和妳姐一模一樣

714
00:40:07,793 --> 00:40:09,709
‪我已經在這個家30年了

715
00:40:09,793 --> 00:40:11,501
‪但妳一點都不放在眼裡

716
00:40:12,126 --> 00:40:14,668
‪我一直在努力當一個好太太

717
00:40:14,751 --> 00:40:16,168
‪但這還不夠

718
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,918
‪妳這樣跟我說話？
‪是貧窮讓妳這樣說話的吧

719
00:40:23,001 --> 00:40:24,584
‪程序問題，阿姨，拜託別說了

720
00:40:24,668 --> 00:40:29,126
‪我們可以幫妳把妳姐埋在妳家樹下

721
00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:30,626
‪妳要去哪裡找牧師？

722
00:40:33,626 --> 00:40:37,709
‪我會去問蒂妮歐，她很喜歡禱告

723
00:40:37,793 --> 00:40:39,751
‪她很親近上帝，她可以主持儀式

724
00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:41,084
‪蒂妮歐在哪裡？

725
00:40:42,126 --> 00:40:44,251
‪她不在這裡啊

726
00:40:46,501 --> 00:40:47,418
‪爸

727
00:40:48,001 --> 00:40:49,334
‪遺體抬出遺體室了

728
00:40:54,459 --> 00:40:55,376
‪走吧

729
00:40:57,709 --> 00:40:58,543
‪走吧

730
00:41:19,626 --> 00:41:20,626
‪艾德蒙

731
00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:23,751
‪鞋子在桌上？你當這裡是誰家啊？

732
00:41:28,793 --> 00:41:30,543
‪嘿！

733
00:41:31,084 --> 00:41:32,501
‪我的甜心！

734
00:41:33,126 --> 00:41:34,126
‪妳回來了！

735
00:41:34,209 --> 00:41:38,918
‪病得像你這麼重的人不應該喝酒
‪你的狀況更不應該

736
00:41:39,001 --> 00:41:39,959
‪狀況？

737
00:41:41,001 --> 00:41:42,126
‪你記得1990年嗎？

738
00:41:44,626 --> 00:41:46,834
‪那已經是很久以前了，親愛的

739
00:41:48,293 --> 00:41:49,959
‪我以為你什麼都記得呢

740
00:41:52,501 --> 00:41:57,168
‪妳在找麻煩呀

741
00:41:57,751 --> 00:41:58,668
‪蒂妮！

742
00:41:58,751 --> 00:42:02,668
‪我記得我要照顧兩個小寶寶
‪還要每天去醫院

743
00:42:02,751 --> 00:42:04,959
‪整整去了兩週

744
00:42:05,876 --> 00:42:09,293
‪因為你喝酒喝到身體爛掉

745
00:42:09,376 --> 00:42:10,793
‪需要切除腎臟

746
00:42:11,918 --> 00:42:15,709
‪想像一下，我現在聽到
‪你需要做腎臟切除手術，有多驚訝

747
00:42:15,793 --> 00:42:18,668
‪因為我知道你1990年時
‪已經切掉一個了

748
00:42:19,751 --> 00:42:21,084
‪蒂妮，拜託

749
00:42:22,084 --> 00:42:26,751
‪我這麼做是因為我愛美女

750
00:42:26,834 --> 00:42:32,418
‪以前被你拋棄
‪現在又被你騙錢的那個美女嗎？

751
00:42:32,501 --> 00:42:36,459
‪我很愛她！而妳就像我的毒品一樣

752
00:42:37,251 --> 00:42:40,376
‪你看到了嗎？這是我所有的錢

753
00:42:41,376 --> 00:42:45,126
‪請你收下，然後永遠離開

754
00:42:45,918 --> 00:42:50,251
‪或是留下來把真相告訴美女

755
00:42:59,668 --> 00:43:00,626
‪多少錢？

756
00:43:10,418 --> 00:43:11,918
‪你最好快走，艾德蒙

757
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:16,126
‪謝謝

758
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:52,834
‪-妳對她大罵？
‪-是她先開始的，我只是結束對話

759
00:43:52,918 --> 00:43:57,626
‪如果你想跟你媽一起住，那隨便你
‪但我和夏卡要走了

760
00:44:06,376 --> 00:44:07,418
‪天啊

761
00:44:08,001 --> 00:44:10,084
‪她可能會在我睡覺時殺了我

762
00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:14,001
‪圖米在哪裡？

763
00:44:14,543 --> 00:44:15,793
‪我整天都沒看到她

764
00:44:15,876 --> 00:44:18,126
‪她說她要來幫忙葬禮的

765
00:44:18,876 --> 00:44:19,834
{\an8}‪（圖米）

766
00:44:19,918 --> 00:44:20,918
{\an8}‪抱歉

767
00:44:41,293 --> 00:44:43,126
‪妳最喜歡的那位又來了

768
00:44:44,001 --> 00:44:47,459
‪我確定不管她在哪裡
‪她都在製造麻煩

769
00:45:04,251 --> 00:45:05,584
‪請讓棺材朝向我

770
00:45:05,668 --> 00:45:07,584
‪不，朝向我，這是我的葬禮

771
00:45:07,668 --> 00:45:09,334
‪你什麼時候才要長大啊？

772
00:45:09,418 --> 00:45:11,001
‪你是怎麼回事？朝向這邊

773
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:12,209
‪朝向我！

774
00:45:18,626 --> 00:45:20,209
‪我的天啊！

775
00:45:22,293 --> 00:45:23,126
‪給我水！

776
00:45:30,209 --> 00:45:32,126
‪我媽在哪裡？

777
00:45:36,543 --> 00:45:42,293
‪（圖米我的愛）

778
00:46:24,293 --> 00:46:26,251
‪字幕翻譯：陳佳蓁