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每年的12月20日這天

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行經約翰甘迺迪國際機場
簡直是最大的惡夢

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當天的出入境乘客超過19萬3千人

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造成報到時間平均延遲23分鐘

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等待安檢的時間最長可達117分鐘

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但在所有乘客
被礙手礙腳的這個不便日子裡...

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-借過
-抱歉

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只有一個故事值得關注

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因為今天,那位乘客遲到了

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借過

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抱歉!

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哈德莉蘇利文即將因遲到四分鐘
錯過前往倫敦的班機

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等一下,拜託,我到了

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抱歉,小姐,妳太遲了

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TA-5120航班上有367名乘客

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412件行李,344項個人物品

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4隻情緒支持動物和62個頸枕

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這群乘客將一起飛行6小時47分鐘

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但全程少了哈德莉

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有人可能會說
差四分鐘錯過班機很倒楣

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或許可以想成一切都是冥冥中注定

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但對哈德莉來說
那四分鐘一點也不是運氣差

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因為很快有個女孩將會和男孩相遇

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一切將就此改變

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(《仲夏夜之夢》)

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但我先聲明

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這並不是關於愛情的故事

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而是關於命運

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或者說統計數據

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取決於不同談話對象而定

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《一切始於一見鍾情》

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故事的女主角是哈德莉艾拉蘇利文

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芳齡20歲,身高165公分

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她有21%的時間會遲到

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碰巧等於她的手機電池
平均的剩餘電量

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她害怕三樣東西,包括美乃滋

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狹小空間和牙醫

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但有一件事,她從沒想過會害怕

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只是一學期而已

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爸,你要去莎士比亞的祖國
教詩歌賞析

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-怎麼能不覺得興奮?
-我超興奮的

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太棒了

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-我一直想出國留學...
-其實...

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寶貝,妳跟我要留在國內

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為什麼?

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她還沒準備好承認
但在她的恐懼清單中

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離婚的排名突然狠狠擠下美乃滋

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我們只能幫妳安排搭下一個航班

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還剩兩個座位,都是商務艙

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何時起飛?

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一個半小時後
上午9點55分抵達倫敦

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-我爸的婚禮在中午
-妳需要考慮一下嗎?

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等我一下好嗎?

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我就...抱歉,請稍等

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我打個...

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親愛的,怎麼了?

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-嘿,我錯過了班機
-什麼?

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我可以搭下一班

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但只剩商務艙,而且10點才會抵達

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明天嗎?

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-不,今晚,我會搭彗星過去
-哈德莉

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抱歉

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好吧,買機票,我再給妳錢

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-不用,我可以自己付
-別傻了

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-妳負擔不起
-好吧,謝謝

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我真的要走了

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好吧,降落時傳簡訊給我,好嗎?

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嗯,好

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-再見
-再見

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好,請給我一張倫敦的商務艙機票

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謝謝,謝了

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抱歉

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插座壞了

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所以才空著

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想也知道

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什麼?

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算了,沒事,謝謝

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AI-3670航班現在開始登機...

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我的可以借妳用

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你們應該猜到了
這位就是男主角,奧利佛馬丁瓊斯

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22歲,身高180公分

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他94%的時間都很守時

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碰巧等於他的手機電池
平均的剩餘電量

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他從小到大也有三種害怕的東西

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細菌、黑暗

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與意外

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這是卷軸...

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卷軸?

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上面寫著

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每個理想人選的名字

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總共...

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目前還沒有擴散

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如果治療得當,她復原的機率非常高

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病情的發展有時難以預料

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從那一刻起
奧利佛就決定再也不想要那種意外

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如今我們生活的一切
都用大數據來衡量

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包括好友人數、購物習慣
甚至是日常步行數

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這表示有朝一日

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我們生活每個環節都會變得可預測

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還是有些事會讓我們措手不及

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如果有足夠的數據就不會

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當一個人害怕意外時

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把生活保護得滴水不漏似乎比較好

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我的可以借妳用

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那是在遇見手機沒電的美國女孩之前

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抱歉,要等到第三次約會
我才跟別人共用電子產品

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好吧,這的確是挺親密的

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我充好了,插座可以給妳用

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謝謝,我...

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電池一直掛掉

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可能只是需要維修一下

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手機電池的充電次數有限

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你是什麼科技哥嗎,還是...

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數學鬼才

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我在耶魯大學讀統計

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拐個彎說自己是學霸

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英國人嘛,妳知道,我忍不住

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對了,我是奧利佛

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跟《孤雛淚》的主角同名

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誰說美國人孤陋寡聞

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這是真的,但我很迷狄更斯

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我是哈德莉

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很高興認識妳

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我也是

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妳主修什麼,迷狄更斯的哈德莉?

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-英國文學嗎?
-我...

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還沒決定

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我可不會一早醒來突然想到
“我要當稅務律師”

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有人會這樣嗎?

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稅務律師可能會吧

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你要飛哪裡?

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倫敦,妳呢?

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一樣,其實呢...

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我本來應該在飛機上了
但我差四分鐘錯過了班機

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照我說是注定好的
但妳可能是故意遲到四分鐘

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我打算去覓食

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妳要一起來嗎?

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這也受限於第三次約會嗎?

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不會,覓食很棒

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哈德莉拖拖拉拉的個性
和沒充電的手機

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通常會讓她惹上麻煩

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但今天,卻讓她碰上奧利佛

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你要回家過節嗎?

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倫敦應該是你的家鄉吧?

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老實說,我寧願待在這裡

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不想拖延研究進度

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你做哪方面的研究?

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美國人錯過班機的比例

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真搞笑,非常有趣

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好噁心

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我有濕紙巾

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擦一擦妳快掛掉的髒手機吧

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謝謝

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我一直很討厭機場

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真的嗎?

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我很喜歡

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為什麼?

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我喜歡那種不屬於特定地方,只是...

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處在三不管地帶的感覺

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不,聽起來很棒

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跟煉獄沒兩樣

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你不吃醣類嗎?

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沒有,我只是討厭美乃滋

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-真的嗎?
-對

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-很噁心的調味料...
-我其實也很討厭

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這是我的...

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前三大恐懼物的第二名

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-其他還有什麼?
-牙醫和狹小空間

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-妳認真想過了
-不算是

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如果我問你害怕什麼

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你也會不假思索說出來

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妳怎麼知道我不是什麼都不怕?

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因為你用刀叉吃熟肉

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-抱歉,我得接這通電話
-好喔,請便

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-你明天11點到嗎?
-不,是10點

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我發了電郵

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有嗎?

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都怪健身房的無線網路,有點不穩

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你明天只有一項任務,10點來接我

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別擔心,我會到

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對了,我還為你準備了一個意外驚喜

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做好心理準備吧

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什麼?不要,我不喜歡意外

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是好的,你不會覺得煩

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我事先提醒了,所以你不能太不爽

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這是哪門子的邏輯?

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路德,不要,我不想要意外

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你覺得是好事,但根本不是

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抱歉,無線網路斷了,我聽不見

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小路,路德!

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-抱歉
-沒關係

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所以如果妳有嚴重的幽閉恐懼症

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為什麼還要搭上七小時的航班?

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非常好的問題

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參加婚禮

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-你也是吧?
-嗯

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那其實是我的家居服

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我喜歡穿筆挺的西裝放鬆

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我懂喔

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皺褶看了就有壓力

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他廣播我們的班機嗎?

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這麼快?

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該死,我不能再錯過了,所以...

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-我的背包
-我去拿

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謝謝

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你人真好

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等一下!

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太好了,我們趕上了,沒事

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謝謝

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謝謝

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妳動作真快

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我的座位到了

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真不錯

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我在更後排,所以...

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妳好,需要幫妳找座位嗎?

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-我坐這裡,不用了,謝謝
-好

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-借過
-好的

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謝謝

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00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,576
-我幫妳放上去
-謝謝

220
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:43,871
抱歉

221
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:47,916
得回健身房報到了

222
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:52,212
抱歉,等一下
很高興認識妳,哈德莉

223
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,172
好的

224
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,382
-祝妳好運
-你也是

225
00:11:58,427 --> 00:11:59,636
“祝妳好運”?

226
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,054
蠢斃了

227
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,827
-晚安
-你好,老兄

228
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,266
不好意思,小姐?

229
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:48,727
什麼事,先生?

230
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,229
我的安全帶好像壞了

231
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:51,355
可以讓我來嗎?

232
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:53,232
不用

233
00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:54,191
你坐著

234
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,112
你說得對,糟糕

235
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,113
怎麼了?

236
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,157
安全帶扣不上就不能搭機

237
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,535
-我必須搭上這班班機
-有安全疑慮

238
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:05,619
有別的座位嗎?

239
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,830
必要的話,要我綁在貨艙裡也行

240
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,499
親愛的,等一下
我看看能不能幫你換座位

241
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:11,458
謝謝

242
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,962
媽,嗨,我錯過了班機

243
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,130
但我搭了下一班,所以沒問題了

244
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,050
降落時再打給妳,好嗎?
我愛妳,再見

245
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,345
-真的很謝謝妳的幫忙
-沒什麼啦

246
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:26,723
其實嚴格來說
我們不能讓乘客從經濟艙換到商務艙

247
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,935
但今天算你運氣好

248
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:32,855
哈德莉

249
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:33,856
奧利佛

250
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:37,150
-你怎麼...
-我的安全帶壞了

251
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,152
-他們只好幫我換座位
-不好意思

252
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:40,988
你們認識嗎?

253
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,781
-對...
-算吧

254
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,159
那今天你真的福星高照喔

255
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,746
真是意想不到

256
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,292
我以為你早料到了,預測分析學先生

257
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,336
好吧,算妳狠

258
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:57,880
說得好

259
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,591
每次都會給睡衣嗎?

260
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,260
我其實也是第一次坐商務艙

261
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,763
介意我...

262
00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:08,891
-謝謝
-幫妳擦乾淨...

263
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,934
別想歪

264
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,645
有29%的客機沒有徹底清潔

265
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,440
我亂編的

266
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,158
在接下來的6小時47分鐘內

267
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:29,036
哈德莉蘇利文和奧利佛瓊斯
將會墜入愛河

268
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,167
但在飛機降落的18分鐘後

269
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:38,462
他們將在人群中失散,就此永別

270
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:44,051
除非他們知道
對方的名字、手機號碼、電郵

271
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,762
IG帳號和其他社群網站資料等等

272
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,473
選擇多到不行

273
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:51,975
很好

274
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:57,564
{\an8}(機上安全須知)

275
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,025
{\an8}萬一緊急降落在水面

276
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,486
救生衣就在您的座位下方

277
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,279
它能自動充氣

278
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,990
附帶的哨子可吸引注意

279
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,159
也有警示燈
讓你在黑暗中顯示位置...

280
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:10,786
怎麼了?

281
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,080
我沒看過有人讀那個

282
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,374
那坐我隔壁算你幸運

283
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:16,500
妳是指整體來說嗎?

284
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,794
還有萬一碰上緊急情況

285
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,171
是喔,因為如果我們迫降在海上

286
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:26,093
那妳這個一米五的嬌小女子
會設法背我上岸

287
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:30,097
這架飛機墜毀的機率
大概是五百五十萬分之一

288
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,432
妳從機場搭車回家途中
死掉的機率還更高...

289
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,892
現在可以別提到死嗎?

290
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:36,770
-抱歉
-沒關係

291
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,149
機組員,準備起飛

292
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,139
妳還好嗎?

293
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:20,230
妳最喜歡什麼顏色?

294
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,649
食物呢?

295
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,734
動物呢?

296
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,154
認真嗎?

297
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,196
說吧

298
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,617
黃色、墨西哥食物和狗,你呢?

299
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,412
藍色、咖哩和鳥

300
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,372
鳥?好噁

301
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,417
哪裡噁了?牠們是自由的象徵

302
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,626
牠們到處拉屎

303
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,336
狗也一樣

304
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,588
狗並不詭異

305
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,424
好吧,妳最喜歡的數字?

306
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,343
二,你呢?

307
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,054
“I”

308
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,933
這是虛數單位,負一的平方根

309
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,103
-我知道
-你真是個書呆子

310
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,106
也許吧,但我覺得很有用

311
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,525
什麼,你施展魅力嗎?

312
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,445
不是,我是指讓妳分心

313
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,617
很高興知道妳覺得我有魅力

314
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:21,166
機長剛剛關閉安全帶指示燈

315
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,543
各位乘客可以在機艙自由活動了

316
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,505
再過一會,空服員就會開始發放...

317
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:27,631
剛才謝謝你

318
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:29,633
不客氣

319
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:31,760
我幫妳拿吧

320
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,137
-謝謝你,年輕人
-不客氣

321
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,724
-妳找到一個好男人
-謝謝

322
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,518
你們怎麼認識的?

323
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:42,979
-其實我們...
-在機場,信不信由妳

324
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,189
真的嗎?

325
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,483
對,她的手機沒電了

326
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,528
我有義氣地主動借她充電器

327
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,238
然後我們開始聊天

328
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,697
情況一發不可收拾...

329
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:55,242
之後他一直成為我的活力泉源

330
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,493
幸福的小倆口

331
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,789
-總之,祝你們飛行愉快
-妳也是

332
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,501
跟我說說婚禮的事吧

333
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:06,336
對喔

334
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:08,755
好吧

335
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:14,970
這是我爸的第二段婚姻
要娶一個我素未謀面的女人

336
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,304
所以...

337
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,182
-妳要去參加妳爸的婚禮
-對

338
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,518
而且妳沒見過他的未婚妻

339
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,103
-對
-怎麼會這樣?

340
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:25,897
這個嘛...

341
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:31,987
一切都從他受聘
去牛津教詩歌賞析開始

342
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,823
本來答應只去一學期

343
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:38,201
後來卻跟妳媽提離婚

344
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:41,204
愛上一個叫夏綠蒂的女人

345
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,832
接著跟她求婚

346
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:47,335
然後他要妳這個
闊別一年多沒見的女兒

347
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:50,255
搭乘破銅爛鐵飛越海洋

348
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:53,633
為了讓妳穿著
瘀血色的禮服陪他出席

349
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,051
太糟糕了

350
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,261
是啊

351
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,181
值得安慰的是

352
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,933
50%的婚姻都以離婚收場

353
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:03,894
表示有50%的婚姻能撐下去

354
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:08,356
對,但我的意思是離婚的機率非常高

355
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,150
所以我應該釋懷一點嗎?

356
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,651
-不是嗎?
-不

357
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,236
我覺得很討厭

358
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,864
最糟的部分是

359
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,491
他會當著所有人的面

360
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,244
許下他剛打破的承諾

361
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,705
我知道人們可能再次墜入情網

362
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,875
我只是覺得,如果是真心誠意
何必大費周章證明?

363
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:32,380
幹嘛要辦盛大派對當眾曬恩愛?

364
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,009
我覺得這不是真愛的意義

365
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:39,262
真愛指的是找到一個人

366
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,515
願意攜手跟你共患難

367
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,434
就這樣嗎?

368
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,229
不用辦婚禮,不必結婚,只要...

369
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,314
有人跟妳攜手共度一生?

370
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,400
對,差不多吧

371
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,239
我喜歡這麼想

372
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,824
婚禮應該等於承諾吧

373
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,954
不是每個人都能信守承諾

374
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:07,958
總之

375
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,793
這是我要參加的婚禮

376
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,921
你的呢?拜託來點灑狗血的

377
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,966
好比你的繼母嫁給你叔叔之類的

378
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,802
你們想吃什麼?

379
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,054
想要美味的雞肉配蔬菜

380
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,764
還是乾巴巴的魚?

381
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,474
雞肉,謝謝

382
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:28,144
我要選魚...

383
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:30,772
雞肉好了

384
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,440
小姐,選得好

385
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,694
天啊,這是我們的第二次晚餐約會

386
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:37,570
進展得可真快

387
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,040
(閒置,使用中)

388
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,637
(《我們共同的朋友》
查爾斯狄更斯著)

389
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:07,851
借過好嗎?

390
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,185
好,抱歉,我...

391
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,104
天啊

392
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,065
-我是說...
-很性感,我知道

393
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,401
-非常合身
-我也這麼想

394
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,777
很可愛

395
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,031
狄更斯的事妳是說真的

396
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,993
其實我還沒讀過這本

397
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,786
-好像有人看過了
-對

398
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,915
是我爸的,他離婚後把書給我

399
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,043
這是我們的慣例

400
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,795
他把喜歡的書送我
然後我也會跟著愛上

401
00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:42,135
這是他最棒的作品之一
我至少讀過十來次了

402
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,680
現在我沒那麼多機會推薦書給妳了

403
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:49,726
但有些書太重要
不該因為這些事被忽略掉

404
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:52,270
謝謝

405
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,939
那我們要去滑雪了嗎?

406
00:21:57,776 --> 00:21:58,651
好

407
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,196
我先去上個廁所

408
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:15,585
“美好事物得而復失與不曾擁有過
究竟何者比較好?”

409
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,967
所以我才要把書還他

410
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,261
而且沒讀過內容

411
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,596
沒有讀過

412
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,515
瞭解

413
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,605
妳想跟我一起看電影嗎?

414
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,900
初次約會來個晚餐加肉麻浪漫喜劇

415
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:42,028
我想看肉麻的浪漫喜劇

416
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:45,073
只要結局有高潮就好

417
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:47,117
你懂我的意思

418
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:50,245
-我是說幸福的結局,像是...
-不,沒關係

419
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,080
電影裡的角色...

420
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,207
我喜歡幸福結局

421
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:02,549
(劇終)

422
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:31,661
-我們送你到登機門吧
-媽,我21歲了,不用!

423
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:35,123
好吧,用功念書,但別忘了好好玩

424
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,040
我會的

425
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,418
-三餐也要乖乖吃
-妳也是

426
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,753
我很以你為榮

427
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,172
好了,去吧

428
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:43,173
快去吧

429
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,008
追求自己的生活

430
00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:47,135
祝你有一趟精彩的冒險

431
00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:50,180
-再會!
-掰囉

432
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:51,848
再見!

433
00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:11,242
在寫講稿嗎?

434
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:13,495
對

435
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:15,705
當伴郎?

436
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,291
聽說是

437
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,377
有休息到嗎?

438
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,504
一點點

439
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:28,426
我想過了,我覺得妳不該歸還

440
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:29,886
那本書

441
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,346
為什麼?

442
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:35,642
一直以來,妳跟妳爸都很親

443
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:39,812
表示妳很可能終究會原諒他

444
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:42,148
所以不如現在就原諒他吧

445
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:45,151
你什麼都非得扯到數學

446
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,739
沒錯,我弟也快被我逼瘋了

447
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,157
你有兄弟姊妹嗎?

448
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,909
對,有一個

449
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,078
他小我兩歲,叫路德

450
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,412
他住在倫敦嗎?

451
00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:58,540
對,跟我們爸媽一起

452
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:03,211
直到幾個月前他決定買一輛
花俏的綠色賓士廂型商用車

453
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:05,255
那些車很酷

454
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,841
他就是這麼說的

455
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,594
你們親嗎?一直以來?

456
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:17,433
-妳問題還真多啊!
-親不親?

457
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,271
我們的媽媽在我們小時候生病了

458
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:24,399
所以算親吧,但我們個性迥異

459
00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:27,277
沒關係,我習慣了

460
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,155
你媽媽現在還好嗎?

461
00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:34,826
她的病情緩解了14年,但又復發

462
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:37,954
我很遺憾

463
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:40,582
沒關係

464
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,385
妳有點危險,知道嗎?

465
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:54,470
我嗎?

466
00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,058
對啊

467
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,644
我對妳太坦承了

468
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:12,322
總之,我要去個廁所,然後小睡一下

469
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:14,532
好啊,我也是

470
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:05,351
各位乘客,這是機長廣播

471
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:07,979
我們已經進入最後下降階段

472
00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:10,440
大概15分鐘後降落在希斯洛機場

473
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,860
僅代表全體機組員感謝您搭乘本航班

474
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,654
祝您在倫敦旅途愉快

475
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:20,992
早安

476
00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:22,410
早安

477
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:25,621
-我本來想...
-我想要...

478
00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:26,748
-抱歉,妳先說
-不

479
00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:28,458
不要,你先

480
00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:31,753
我本來想問妳要不要...

481
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:36,215
妳要去參加的婚禮,地點在哪裡?

482
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,472
好像是秀爾迪契吧

483
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:45,141
秀爾迪契,太酷了,那一區很新潮

484
00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:47,643
你呢?你的地點在哪裡?

485
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,021
我必須在1點抵達佩克漢區

486
00:28:50,021 --> 00:28:53,065
在我爸媽以前
參加業餘劇場演出的舊教堂

487
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,109
你至少還能混到1點

488
00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:57,779
-我的婚禮從正午開始,所以...
-正午?

489
00:28:58,613 --> 00:29:00,364
你也不用這麼錯愕吧

490
00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:01,491
應該趕得上

491
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,034
如果妳動作快

492
00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,786
還能順利通關的話

493
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:06,704
天啊

494
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,209
積雲,無與倫比的雲

495
00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:16,130
世上只有這種東西
跟我們小時候畫出來的一模一樣

496
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,426
所以你畫的家人不是火柴人嗎?

497
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,804
-我的絕對是
-好吧,我倒想看看

498
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:26,432
不好意思,第五次約會才能見家人

499
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,726
初次約會就跟我睡的女孩還好意思說

500
00:29:31,521 --> 00:29:33,189
我為你打破了所有規則

501
00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:36,150
我也是

502
00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:46,953
持英國護照走左列

503
00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:48,955
-其他人走右列
-準備好了嗎?

504
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:55,127
持英國護照走左列,其他人走右列

505
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,173
先生,小姐,請你們繼續走

506
00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:00,883
-手機給我
-先生

507
00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:03,803
-你不能阻礙隊伍前進
-我很快就好

508
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:05,012
這是我的號碼

509
00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:07,223
持英國護照走左列,其他人走右列

510
00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:09,058
-傳簡訊,我才有號碼
-先生,快走

511
00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:10,852
-好喔
-好,我要走了

512
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:13,020
我們另一頭見

513
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,063
等等,什麼?

514
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:15,273
在另一頭見

515
00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:16,816
好

516
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:19,110
兩列隊伍又不是通往不同國家

517
00:30:21,571 --> 00:30:22,446
可惡

518
00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,371
下一位,請上前

519
00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:39,046
下一位!

520
00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:45,261
下一位,請上前

521
00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:49,432
下一位!

522
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,728
-小姐,早安
-早安

523
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:55,646
妳好,抱歉

524
00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,775
-這個
-妳來倫敦做什麼?

525
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,027
參加婚禮

526
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,612
妳要待多久?

527
00:31:02,612 --> 00:31:04,113
過周末而已

528
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:07,033
妳有他的名字或電話號碼嗎?

529
00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:10,036
什麼?

530
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:12,288
接待妳的人

531
00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:15,082
對,有

532
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,585
安德魯蘇利文,他是我爸

533
00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:21,422
我們會待在斯皮塔佛德飯店準備婚禮

534
00:31:21,422 --> 00:31:23,466
我們會住那裡,我爸要結婚了

535
00:31:23,466 --> 00:31:24,550
祝妳旅行愉快

536
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:25,843
(邊境管制)

537
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,494
(航廈)

538
00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:12,807
你好!

539
00:32:12,807 --> 00:32:13,975
我能不能...

540
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:16,477
等一下

541
00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:18,479
我應該是要去秀爾迪契

542
00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:24,068
聖路加教堂,對,在秀爾迪契

543
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,009
給聰明人一個忠告

544
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:51,679
如果在機場找到愛情的機率只有2%

545
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:53,806
而且那個男孩把他的電話號碼給妳

546
00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,058
請確保手機充飽電

547
00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:57,768
不會吧

548
00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:00,062
還有記得問他姓什麼

549
00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:07,069
(老爸)

550
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,781
嘿,我在計程車上

551
00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:12,158
好,還有多遠?

552
00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:14,618
還要半小時

553
00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:17,371
好吧,夏綠蒂的朋友會等著

554
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:19,206
要幹嘛?

555
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,083
等妳啊

556
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:22,418
我等不及想見妳了

557
00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:14,970
哈德莉抵達父親的婚禮現場時
只剩下七分鐘的空檔

558
00:34:16,931 --> 00:34:19,934
正好足夠讓四個伴娘
在她身上施展魔法

559
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,061
-她遲到了
-別擔心

560
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:23,395
誰參加婚禮會遲到的?

561
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:24,563
那是她嗎?

562
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:25,564
妳是哈德莉嗎?

563
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:26,774
-嘿
-妳好

564
00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:27,817
-哈德莉
-謝天謝地

565
00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:29,193
嗨,我是柏蒂

566
00:34:29,193 --> 00:34:31,904
這是薇奧莉、賈絲敏和香媞

567
00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:32,905
妳們好

568
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:34,073
抱歉,我大遲到

569
00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:37,118
好了,蘋果派小姐,時間正在流逝

570
00:34:37,952 --> 00:34:39,870
幫妳把裙子弄順

571
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:42,373
妳的頭髮太美了

572
00:34:42,373 --> 00:34:44,708
-還有吹彈可破的皮膚...
-別吃她

573
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:47,503
我想舔,不會啦!

574
00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:49,839
鳳梨頭

575
00:34:49,839 --> 00:34:52,466
很少人能駕馭這個髮型

576
00:34:54,051 --> 00:34:54,885
謝謝

577
00:34:55,886 --> 00:34:57,179
-要龍舌蘭嗎?
-讚喔

578
00:34:57,179 --> 00:34:59,431
參加英國婚禮的第一條規則

579
00:34:59,932 --> 00:35:02,268
-喝個爛醉
-沒錯!

580
00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:18,242
儘管幾經波折

581
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:21,954
安德魯蘇利文的第二場婚禮
只晚了十分鐘開始

582
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,332
整場婚禮進行了52分18秒

583
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:27,626
動用了760朵花

584
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,044
五名伴娘

585
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,297
以及48頂帽子

586
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,818
百分百同意
夏綠蒂恩格比看起來無比幸福

587
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:55,905
而安德魯蘇利文深陷愛河

588
00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:00,201
牧師致詞太久了

589
00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:03,787
席間總共說了七個笑話
四個溫馨的小故事

590
00:36:03,787 --> 00:36:06,457
“愛”這個字眼出現了12次

591
00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:11,503
31%的賓客感動落淚

592
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,505
新人交換了兩枚戒指

593
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:18,052
其中一位伴娘
滿腦子只想著機上那位男孩

594
00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:20,304
...在你們的有生之年

595
00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:21,889
是的

596
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,266
抱歉,我是說我願意

597
00:36:25,726 --> 00:36:29,188
那麼我現在宣布你們結為夫妻

598
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:02,179
婚禮的結婚儀式和婚宴
通常間隔75分鐘的休息時間

599
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:05,849
但今天的婚禮卻有240分鐘的空檔

600
00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:08,686
這表示接下來四小時內

601
00:37:08,686 --> 00:37:11,605
哈德莉必須想想究竟要跟爸爸聊什麼

602
00:37:11,605 --> 00:37:12,523
哈德莉?

603
00:37:14,525 --> 00:37:15,526
-寶貝女兒
-嘿

604
00:37:15,526 --> 00:37:17,361
天啊,見到妳太好了

605
00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:22,116
瞧瞧妳,看起來不一樣

606
00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:24,702
-成熟多了
-對啊

607
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,037
莫名其妙就發生了

608
00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:30,541
總之,恭喜你

609
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,668
-大日子
-謝謝

610
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:37,131
對我來說意義非凡
我們也很高興妳來參加

611
00:37:37,131 --> 00:37:40,134
我本來拼了命想錯過的

612
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,386
對,這倒是

613
00:37:42,386 --> 00:37:43,762
說笑而已

614
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,347
好吧,很搞笑

615
00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:48,809
聽著,我有點事想問妳

616
00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:52,563
用簡訊或行動電話討論感覺不太恰當

617
00:37:52,563 --> 00:37:53,772
-你是指手機
-對

618
00:37:55,816 --> 00:37:58,485
我跟夏綠蒂在想妳願不願意

619
00:37:59,528 --> 00:38:02,156
在婚宴上跟我跳父女之舞?

620
00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:05,576
我跟她說妳會覺得很蠢...

621
00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:06,702
好啊

622
00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:08,829
真的...可以嗎?

623
00:38:08,829 --> 00:38:09,997
對,可以啊

624
00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:12,499
-就這樣嗎?還是...
-對

625
00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:14,501
-就這樣,太棒了,好喔
-好極了

626
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:16,170
哈德莉

627
00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:18,255
很高興終於見到妳了

628
00:38:19,757 --> 00:38:22,801
妳爸以為妳趕不上時緊張得要命

629
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,054
-差點想取消婚禮
-真的嗎?

630
00:38:25,054 --> 00:38:26,472
對啊,開什麼玩笑?

631
00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:28,724
妳沒來我就不辦,妳可是我女兒

632
00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:33,479
對了,攝影師要我轉達
妳得在五分鐘後準備好

633
00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,356
叫他別煩,我在跟我們的貴賓講話

634
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,400
沒有啦,你敢去試試看

635
00:38:42,613 --> 00:38:45,199
好吧,拍照就拍照
一輩子只有一次大喜之日,對吧?

636
00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:47,117
嗯,統計上未必啦

637
00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,536
-小夏,有客人想道別
-好

638
00:38:51,705 --> 00:38:54,833
湯姆和凱倫,你們趕到了!
你們打扮得真好看

639
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,294
我們會再回來參加婚宴

640
00:38:57,294 --> 00:39:01,173
只是得先去佩克漢之家參加告別式

641
00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:02,966
天啊,我很遺憾

642
00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:06,136
-是誰?
-湯姆在劇場認識的朋友

643
00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:07,846
說來挺悲慘的

644
00:39:08,347 --> 00:39:11,183
結婚,生了兩個兒子
12年前戰勝癌症

645
00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:13,435
但又毫無預警復發

646
00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:16,772
她其中一個讀大學的兒子
還得從美國趕回來

647
00:39:17,356 --> 00:39:20,859
天啊,妳能想像獨自大老遠飛回國

648
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,486
參加母親告別式的感覺嗎?

649
00:39:23,237 --> 00:39:24,863
我要去參加婚禮

650
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,281
你也是,對吧?

651
00:39:26,907 --> 00:39:28,867
那其實是我的家居服

652
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,787
我喜歡穿筆挺的西裝放鬆

653
00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:35,749
奧利佛和哈德莉的家人

654
00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:38,961
擁有共同朋友的機率只有0.2%

655
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:42,464
哈德莉,寶貝,我們要拍照了

656
00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:48,303
再過13分鐘,有一輛倫敦公車
會從秀爾迪契開往佩克漢

657
00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:50,180
這表示哈德莉蘇利文

658
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:53,225
只剩下兩分鐘決定她是否要去搭

659
00:39:54,143 --> 00:39:57,187
如果她不搭
她再見到奧利佛瓊斯的機率

660
00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:59,940
-只剩下不到6%
-好吧

661
00:40:00,983 --> 00:40:04,027
你瞧,唯有我們決定實現的時候

662
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:07,197
命運才會成真

663
00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:13,662
-哈德莉,妳做什麼?
-抱歉,我...

664
00:40:13,662 --> 00:40:15,914
-我要走了
-什麼?

665
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,667
對,我得去辦點事

666
00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:21,253
但我會回來

667
00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:22,337
現在?在倫敦嗎?

668
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:25,257
對,距離婚宴和敬酒儀式還有多久?

669
00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:27,759
-四小時
-太好了,到時候見

670
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,261
我保證

671
00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:30,721
什麼...妳要去哪裡?

672
00:40:30,721 --> 00:40:32,222
沒關係,我不會有事的

673
00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:44,610
(斯皮塔佛德飯店)

674
00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:06,840
哈德莉不確定這個決定對不對

675
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,636
但內心有個聲音一直要她必須到場

676
00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:12,179
這輛公車有到佩克漢嗎?

677
00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:13,555
今天付錢的話就會到

678
00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:14,765
要怎麼付?

679
00:41:14,765 --> 00:41:16,475
感應妳的牡蠣卡

680
00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:18,352
感應我的...

681
00:41:19,228 --> 00:41:22,439
-用信用卡吧
-對,當然了,有道理

682
00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,819
-上車吧
-好,抱歉

683
00:41:32,032 --> 00:41:33,325
這年頭的孩子啊

684
00:41:35,077 --> 00:41:35,911
等等

685
00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,997
你們該不會以為
這就是事情的始末吧?

686
00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:39,099
奧利!

687
00:42:40,434 --> 00:42:44,229
嘿,我的老哥
這是迎接你回國的歌曲

688
00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:45,480
真的很抱歉

689
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,648
-路德
- DJ瓊西

690
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:48,317
我有IG帳號

691
00:42:49,943 --> 00:42:51,737
-驚喜!
-你會害我們被抓

692
00:42:51,737 --> 00:42:54,489
為什麼?我放超酷的音樂嗎?

693
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:56,199
DJ瓊西,到IG上搜尋我

694
00:42:58,744 --> 00:43:01,204
好吧,也許我們該走了

695
00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:04,666
在你開口之前

696
00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:07,586
先說了我不是搞街頭賣藝
只是歡迎我哥從美國回來

697
00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:10,505
-你最好移駕別處
-好的,先生,明白

698
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:14,593
-我們正要走,對吧,奧利?
-其實我在等人

699
00:43:14,593 --> 00:43:16,303
我才不管呢

700
00:43:17,012 --> 00:43:18,680
好吧,我們走

701
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:24,019
-你搞什麼?
-很高興見到你,老哥

702
00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:12,192
見到你太棒了

703
00:44:13,902 --> 00:44:16,029
飛行還順利嗎,暴躁哥?

704
00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:17,698
其實挺好的

705
00:44:17,698 --> 00:44:18,990
讓人驚喜

706
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:23,286
-你真的要用電音舞曲致悼詞嗎?
-天啊,那你又要用什麼?

707
00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:24,204
數學嗎?

708
00:44:24,204 --> 00:44:26,873
我會像正常人一樣致詞

709
00:44:27,457 --> 00:44:28,750
無聊

710
00:44:32,546 --> 00:44:33,797
終於抵達佩克漢

711
00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:36,883
奧利佛瓊斯正在為今天的活動做準備

712
00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:40,512
當然包括換上莎士比亞的戲服啦

713
00:44:40,512 --> 00:44:42,305
你在裡面怎麼樣,羅密歐?

714
00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:45,058
我不是羅密歐,我是馬克白

715
00:44:45,851 --> 00:44:46,893
瞧瞧

716
00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:49,187
你看起來帥呆了

717
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,565
好了,兔巴哥,我們上場吧?

718
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:54,151
-我是巴騰
-巴騰?

719
00:44:54,651 --> 00:44:56,111
-當然啦
-莎士比亞劇中的角色

720
00:44:56,111 --> 00:44:57,654
你是廢渣巴騰吧

721
00:44:57,654 --> 00:45:02,743
雖然現場有一個帕克
兩個哈姆雷特和五個茱麗葉

722
00:45:02,743 --> 00:45:05,287
這並不是一般的莎士比亞主題派對

723
00:45:05,787 --> 00:45:09,040
事實上,根本不是派對

724
00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:18,884
嗨,爸

725
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,011
很高興見到你

726
00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:23,764
-看到你太好了
-旅途還順利嗎?

727
00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:24,765
讓人驚喜

728
00:45:25,265 --> 00:45:26,892
-他不肯說原因
-你還好嗎?

729
00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:28,518
-媽媽人呢?
-在這裡

730
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,521
嗨,老媽

731
00:45:33,523 --> 00:45:34,357
奧利佛

732
00:45:37,819 --> 00:45:41,698
日安,各位朋友,謝謝大家賞光

733
00:45:41,698 --> 00:45:47,496
前來參加泰絲瓊斯的生前告別式

734
00:45:48,497 --> 00:45:51,833
或是我們的兒子路德說的
“她的告別派對”

735
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:54,836
他有點頭腦簡單
但我們還是很愛他啦

736
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,631
總之感謝大家幫助她

737
00:45:58,215 --> 00:46:00,675
實現她的夢想,讓她所有的朋友

738
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:01,968
和幾個死對頭齊聚一堂

739
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:03,512
為她表演

740
00:46:04,012 --> 00:46:07,349
合適的悼詞包括音樂曲目

741
00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:10,769
詮釋舞蹈...非常感謝妳,葛洛莉亞

742
00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:13,730
還有在下的五音步抑揚格詩

743
00:46:14,731 --> 00:46:19,110
事不宜遲,今晚眾所矚目的閃亮主角

744
00:46:19,653 --> 00:46:21,196
有幾句話想說

745
00:46:21,196 --> 00:46:22,447
她在這裡

746
00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:25,200
我一生的摯愛

747
00:46:26,201 --> 00:46:27,494
我的燦爛夏日

748
00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:33,750
歡迎泰絲

749
00:46:41,174 --> 00:46:43,927
謝謝你們所有人...

750
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:48,932
今天蒞臨現場

751
00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:54,479
事情是這樣的
我和維爾本來要策劃我的喪禮

752
00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:57,732
沒想到成了精彩的盛會

753
00:46:57,732 --> 00:47:00,777
讓我想在有生之年親眼目睹

754
00:47:00,777 --> 00:47:02,571
你說得對

755
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:07,659
我討厭別人在背後稱讚我

756
00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:09,911
簡直白白糟蹋了那些美言

757
00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:16,793
唯有知道結局時,你才會發現

758
00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:18,420
自己寫下什麼人生故事

759
00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:19,921
而且...

760
00:47:22,799 --> 00:47:26,970
現在我知道我的是愛情故事

761
00:47:28,805 --> 00:47:32,642
我覺得在莎士比亞戲劇課
認識維爾的第一天

762
00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:34,895
我的人生才真正開始

763
00:47:35,729 --> 00:47:38,732
大學時,他演出理查三世

764
00:47:38,732 --> 00:47:40,191
-演得棒呆了
-非常糟

765
00:47:42,152 --> 00:47:44,279
但莎翁說過

766
00:47:44,279 --> 00:47:47,949
“天下的情人,誰不是一見鍾情?”

767
00:47:48,491 --> 00:47:50,911
我能說什麼?我的品味古怪

768
00:47:52,454 --> 00:47:55,040
從那之後,我們就攜手寫下

769
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:59,961
最美麗的故事篇章
還孕育了兩個帥氣

770
00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:02,380
又意氣風的寶貝兒子

771
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:07,636
我很感激你們每個人參與其中

772
00:48:10,931 --> 00:48:12,390
給了我良辰美景

773
00:48:13,308 --> 00:48:15,101
所以,讓我們帶著愉快的心情

774
00:48:15,769 --> 00:48:19,064
盡量多吃點

775
00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:20,857
不醉不歸

776
00:48:21,441 --> 00:48:24,986
今天唯一的規定是...

777
00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:32,494
別忘了說再見

778
00:48:33,161 --> 00:48:34,829
好了,下台一鞠躬

779
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,414
結束

780
00:48:37,499 --> 00:48:38,708
謝謝大家

781
00:48:39,376 --> 00:48:41,503
我們頂多只能在這裡狂歡一晚

782
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,383
把這個老戲骨趕下台吧

783
00:48:50,178 --> 00:48:54,516
現在,我很高興地宣布
我要帶來莎士比亞戲劇集錦...

784
00:48:54,516 --> 00:48:58,436
泰莎瓊斯的生前告別式
進行了1小時32分鐘

785
00:48:59,521 --> 00:49:03,441
發表了26次悼詞,包括9次獨白...

786
00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:05,360
誠實或...

787
00:49:06,111 --> 00:49:07,487
可惡,我忘了

788
00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:09,197
腦中一片空白

789
00:49:09,197 --> 00:49:10,865
背台詞搞死我了

790
00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,117
五首詩...

791
00:49:13,493 --> 00:49:16,413
她愛我

792
00:49:17,330 --> 00:49:18,206
...八首歌

793
00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:21,418
三支舞

794
00:49:22,711 --> 00:49:24,421
一次即興饒舌

795
00:49:25,714 --> 00:49:27,799
還有一場詭異的DJ表演

796
00:49:30,552 --> 00:49:32,804
當我說“DJ”時,你們就回“瓊西”

797
00:49:32,804 --> 00:49:33,722
DJ!

798
00:49:33,722 --> 00:49:35,348
-什麼?誰啊?
-什麼?

799
00:49:35,348 --> 00:49:36,725
再加把勁!

800
00:49:36,725 --> 00:49:41,896
- DJ!
-瓊西!

801
00:49:44,357 --> 00:49:46,943
87%的賓客都感動淚崩

802
00:49:48,153 --> 00:49:50,655
“愛”這個字眼被提及39次

803
00:49:51,573 --> 00:49:56,453
其中一個兒子
希望他還能握著飛機上女孩的手

804
00:50:16,973 --> 00:50:20,018
奧利佛瓊斯暫時離開母親的告別式時

805
00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:24,397
哈德莉蘇利文則以
平均19公里的時速接近告別式會場

806
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,863
(艾斯曼銀行
讓你的未來充滿無限可能)

807
00:50:34,616 --> 00:50:35,533
佩克漢之家

808
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:36,701
(停車)

809
00:50:58,348 --> 00:50:59,724
不好意思

810
00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,059
-什麼事?
-嗨

811
00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:04,521
妳能幫我嗎?
我的手機沒電,我在找佩克漢之家

812
00:51:04,521 --> 00:51:06,022
好的,可以

813
00:51:06,022 --> 00:51:09,859
在皇后路右轉,走到王林路左轉

814
00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:12,070
在妳的左手邊,大門進去就是了

815
00:51:12,070 --> 00:51:13,488
好的,瞭解,謝謝

816
00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:16,783
-妳真的幫了大忙
-希望妳找到他

817
00:51:21,037 --> 00:51:22,122
等等

818
00:51:30,505 --> 00:51:31,422
你在這裡啊

819
00:51:32,132 --> 00:51:33,216
怎麼了?

820
00:51:34,342 --> 00:51:35,468
我沒事,媽

821
00:51:36,594 --> 00:51:38,346
-告訴我
-進去裡面坐吧

822
00:51:40,056 --> 00:51:41,599
快去,妳會錯過派對的

823
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:42,767
奧利佛...

824
00:51:46,688 --> 00:51:47,605
跟我聊聊

825
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,275
我只是...

826
00:51:50,859 --> 00:51:53,403
我不明白妳為什麼不接受治療

827
00:51:54,904 --> 00:51:56,114
我看過資料了

828
00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,533
我知道...

829
00:51:58,533 --> 00:52:01,911
如果妳開始接受化療搭配抗發炎飲食

830
00:52:01,911 --> 00:52:05,039
妳還能活6個月到12個月
甚至是18個月

831
00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:06,082
何必呢?

832
00:52:08,877 --> 00:52:09,961
我認真問

833
00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:12,505
好讓我...

834
00:52:13,089 --> 00:52:15,633
一直病懨懨嗎?

835
00:52:18,136 --> 00:52:19,137
但妳還會在

836
00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:25,852
我知道,對不起

837
00:52:26,436 --> 00:52:30,648
但三個月、六個月或十二個月
並沒有差別

838
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:33,067
我終究還是會死

839
00:52:36,863 --> 00:52:38,615
我想繼續自己

840
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:43,494
我希望離世前過得有意義

841
00:52:46,456 --> 00:52:47,332
別這樣

842
00:52:47,332 --> 00:52:48,750
-是啊
-過來

843
00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:55,632
我非常、非常愛你

844
00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:58,259
好吧

845
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,762
跟我一起體驗人生,你也想要的

846
00:53:00,762 --> 00:53:02,972
我們在賓客面前大鬧一場

847
00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:05,183
-出盡洋相吧
-媽

848
00:53:05,183 --> 00:53:06,684
我只想自己靜一靜

849
00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:09,229
好吧

850
00:53:12,941 --> 00:53:14,275
-愛你
-我也愛妳

851
00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:33,628
(大會堂)

852
00:53:46,224 --> 00:53:47,058
打擾一下

853
00:53:47,642 --> 00:53:48,893
這是告別式現場嗎?

854
00:53:48,893 --> 00:53:50,728
泰莎的嗎?對

855
00:53:51,271 --> 00:53:53,731
你認識一個叫奧利佛的人嗎?

856
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:56,192
一陣子沒看到他了,路德可能知道

857
00:53:57,193 --> 00:53:58,486
好,謝謝

858
00:54:11,332 --> 00:54:12,333
路德?

859
00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:17,130
-我就是
-你是奧利佛的弟弟,對吧?

860
00:54:18,131 --> 00:54:19,382
妳是美國人

861
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:21,009
對

862
00:54:21,843 --> 00:54:24,053
奧利佛在嗎?我是他朋友

863
00:54:24,554 --> 00:54:25,596
在

864
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:28,308
-好極了
-謝謝

865
00:54:28,308 --> 00:54:29,392
很帥的廂型車

866
00:54:29,392 --> 00:54:31,352
對啊,賓士廂型商用車

867
00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:33,062
看得出來

868
00:54:33,688 --> 00:54:35,315
我們去找奧利吧,這邊請

869
00:54:41,321 --> 00:54:43,114
-嗨,老媽、老爸
-他在這裡

870
00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,574
你們有看到奧利嗎?

871
00:54:44,574 --> 00:54:45,867
他離開了,要幹嘛?

872
00:54:46,451 --> 00:54:47,327
有人要找他

873
00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:49,871
這位是奧利佛的朋友

874
00:54:49,871 --> 00:54:51,331
奧利佛的朋友啊!

875
00:54:51,331 --> 00:54:54,208
嗨,對,我是哈德莉
很高興認識你們

876
00:54:55,168 --> 00:54:56,336
維爾

877
00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:57,337
泰莎

878
00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:58,379
哈德莉

879
00:54:59,756 --> 00:55:01,632
妳還好嗎,小可愛?

880
00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:03,426
怎麼驚魂未定的樣子?

881
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:06,471
抱歉,我只是...

882
00:55:06,471 --> 00:55:08,181
我聽說...我以為...

883
00:55:09,265 --> 00:55:11,184
這是告別式,所以我...

884
00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:12,977
妳以為我死了

885
00:55:13,561 --> 00:55:15,396
我很高興妳還活著

886
00:55:15,396 --> 00:55:16,522
我也是

887
00:55:18,191 --> 00:55:22,612
我帶了...不知道會不會很怪
但我帶了花來,所以...

888
00:55:22,612 --> 00:55:25,198
-應該送給妳
-現在沒那麼奇怪了

889
00:55:25,198 --> 00:55:28,034
-非常感謝妳
-不客氣

890
00:55:28,701 --> 00:55:30,870
搞糊塗了也沒關係

891
00:55:30,870 --> 00:55:35,124
舉行生前告別式的確很不尋常

892
00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:37,251
不過這是絕妙的點子

893
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:39,921
我是說,有這麼多人
聚在一起說妳的好話

894
00:55:39,921 --> 00:55:42,548
如果妳沒親耳聽到,有什麼意義?

895
00:55:43,091 --> 00:55:44,300
我就是這麼想的

896
00:55:45,802 --> 00:55:47,011
我們來跳舞吧

897
00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:48,262
去吧,媽媽

898
00:55:48,971 --> 00:55:50,848
-來吧
-扶我起來

899
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,892
-好了
-很高興認識妳

900
00:55:52,892 --> 00:55:54,977
-我也是
-很高興見到兩位

901
00:56:50,283 --> 00:56:51,200
嗨

902
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,097
怎麼了?

903
00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:14,182
妳的禮服

904
00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:16,559
醜死了

905
00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:18,603
-我喜歡
-才怪

906
00:57:18,603 --> 00:57:20,021
-真的
-你才不喜歡

907
00:57:20,021 --> 00:57:20,980
很漂亮

908
00:57:21,981 --> 00:57:22,982
瘀血的顏色

909
00:57:26,068 --> 00:57:27,069
所以進行得如何?

910
00:57:27,653 --> 00:57:29,030
-婚禮嗎?
-對

911
00:57:30,406 --> 00:57:31,741
不重要

912
00:57:31,741 --> 00:57:32,700
說嘛

913
00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:35,077
氣氛...

914
00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:37,872
幸福到煩死人

915
00:57:37,872 --> 00:57:42,251
夏綠蒂完全不討人厭
而我爸真的很開心,所以...

916
00:57:42,251 --> 00:57:44,253
天啊,聽起來太糟了

917
00:57:44,253 --> 00:57:45,546
糟透了

918
00:57:51,511 --> 00:57:55,556
我覺得自己很差勁
在飛機上一直抱怨我爸

919
00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:57,099
為什麼?

920
00:57:59,852 --> 00:58:02,313
因為他...沒有性命垂危

921
00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:08,736
你為什麼不告訴我?

922
00:58:11,239 --> 00:58:13,282
有點複雜,妳不覺得嗎?

923
00:58:14,367 --> 00:58:15,868
“嘿,很高興認識妳

924
00:58:15,868 --> 00:58:18,746
對了,我媽得肺癌快死了

925
00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:22,708
所以我要飛回倫敦參加她的告別式
殊不知當中有個小轉折

926
00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,252
她還沒真的過世

927
00:58:24,252 --> 00:58:27,505
只是要辦一場
以莎士比亞為主題的告別派對

928
00:58:27,505 --> 00:58:30,800
比起接受治療
這麼做真是太正常了”

929
00:58:37,098 --> 00:58:38,182
你還好嗎?

930
00:58:41,102 --> 00:58:42,270
我沒事

931
00:58:45,648 --> 00:58:46,566
真的

932
00:58:47,984 --> 00:58:51,028
妳知道嗎?
只有9%的肺癌病人能撐過十年

933
00:58:52,613 --> 00:58:54,198
你幹嘛每次都這樣?

934
00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:56,284
什麼?

935
00:58:56,784 --> 00:59:00,288
搬出數字和機率解釋

936
00:59:00,288 --> 00:59:01,455
而不願意

937
00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:04,041
講真心話

938
00:59:06,419 --> 00:59:07,670
像是什麼...?

939
00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:10,881
像是...

940
00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:13,551
不知道,就任何事吧,你內心...

941
00:59:14,510 --> 00:59:15,511
真正的感受

942
00:59:26,939 --> 00:59:27,940
抱歉,我...

943
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,777
我也想要,只是...

944
00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:32,820
我覺得這不是...

945
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,363
-妳說要坦承
-我知道

946
00:59:34,363 --> 00:59:36,532
這是我一整天做過最誠實的事了

947
00:59:39,035 --> 00:59:39,994
抱歉

948
00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:50,421
我覺得你現在思緒很紛亂

949
00:59:50,421 --> 00:59:52,548
只是裝做毫不在乎

950
00:59:54,383 --> 00:59:55,593
妳要我說什麼?

951
00:59:56,469 --> 00:59:59,221
妳想聽我說我悲痛欲絕嗎?

952
00:59:59,722 --> 01:00:01,474
說我已經開始思念她了?

953
01:00:01,474 --> 01:00:04,644
還是說在那天到來之前
這是我生平最難過的日子?

954
01:00:06,395 --> 01:00:08,147
不知道,我只是想給你支持

955
01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:12,109
也許我不想對
在飛機上剛認識的女孩挖心掏肺

956
01:00:16,614 --> 01:00:17,740
奧利

957
01:00:18,491 --> 01:00:21,535
賓客快走了
如果你想致詞,最好趁現在

958
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:22,995
好,我知道了

959
01:00:23,996 --> 01:00:24,997
你該走了

960
01:00:28,209 --> 01:00:30,002
我跑來這裡太蠢了

961
01:00:30,002 --> 01:00:31,128
我不是那個意思

962
01:00:32,338 --> 01:00:33,506
不,沒關係

963
01:00:34,507 --> 01:00:36,008
我也得回去了,所以...

964
01:00:40,054 --> 01:00:42,306
轉告你家人我很高興認識他們

965
01:00:42,890 --> 01:00:43,974
快點,奧利

966
01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:48,562
-對不起
-沒關係

967
01:00:52,525 --> 01:00:54,068
-你沒事吧,羅密歐?
-沒事

968
01:00:55,194 --> 01:01:00,658
大約有17.6%的人
會離開生命中的摯愛

969
01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:03,911
奧利佛即將成為其中一個

970
01:01:12,795 --> 01:01:16,215
不好意思,抱歉,你忘了拿背包

971
01:01:16,215 --> 01:01:17,383
那不是...

972
01:01:20,428 --> 01:01:21,262
謝謝

973
01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:47,747
好的

974
01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:51,667
我在致悼詞時沒機會發言

975
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:53,836
現在要開始了

976
01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:58,340
37

977
01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:01,969
這是莎士比亞畢生創作過的劇本數量

978
01:02:01,969 --> 01:02:04,680
也是母親在我和弟弟小時候

979
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,557
為我們朗讀與表演的次數

980
01:02:08,184 --> 01:02:12,229
在我學會開車前
她送我們去上學的日子

981
01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:14,023
總共有一千九百天

982
01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:17,610
我被女孩傷透心時

983
01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:23,407
她做了兩次果醬夾心捲安慰我

984
01:02:30,122 --> 01:02:31,040
事實上...

985
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:35,336
我...

986
01:02:38,297 --> 01:02:41,926
試圖用數字衡量我媽的人生

987
01:02:44,929 --> 01:02:46,430
這是我的專長

988
01:02:47,765 --> 01:02:49,475
媽,妳瞭解我的個性

989
01:02:50,017 --> 01:02:51,352
我用這種方式待人接物

990
01:02:53,521 --> 01:02:54,605
也許是有助於我...

991
01:02:56,649 --> 01:02:58,818
理解這個世界吧

992
01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:07,076
但問題是...

993
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,083
泰莎瓊斯不是一個數字

994
01:03:16,502 --> 01:03:19,088
她不等於她演過的戲劇,也不是...

995
01:03:19,839 --> 01:03:23,217
她做的餐點或給過的忠告

996
01:03:33,394 --> 01:03:34,353
她是我媽

997
01:03:40,109 --> 01:03:41,735
我會非常想念妳

998
01:03:51,537 --> 01:03:53,873
不好意思,去車站是這條路嗎?

999
01:03:53,873 --> 01:03:55,082
不知道,抱歉

1000
01:04:04,258 --> 01:04:05,217
糟糕

1001
01:04:06,093 --> 01:04:07,177
我的背包

1002
01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:44,340
你願意以物易物嗎?

1003
01:04:53,015 --> 01:04:54,475
不好意思,打擾一下

1004
01:04:55,142 --> 01:04:56,727
斯皮塔佛德在附近嗎?

1005
01:04:56,727 --> 01:04:58,979
等一下,我有客人

1006
01:04:58,979 --> 01:05:00,564
-抱歉
-抱歉

1007
01:05:18,707 --> 01:05:21,418
先生,可以借用一下手機嗎?

1008
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:23,295
謝謝,我很快就好

1009
01:05:29,468 --> 01:05:30,803
-喂?
-爸?

1010
01:05:30,803 --> 01:05:34,306
哈德莉,妳還好嗎?
我們剛到婚宴現場

1011
01:05:34,306 --> 01:05:36,433
-妳一直沒接電話
-電池沒電了

1012
01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:38,268
抱歉,我...

1013
01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:42,231
怎麼了?

1014
01:05:47,695 --> 01:05:48,737
我迷路了

1015
01:05:50,322 --> 01:05:51,949
哪條街?妳在哪裡?

1016
01:05:53,826 --> 01:05:55,661
埃茲拉街,E2

1017
01:05:57,037 --> 01:05:59,707
好,別亂跑,我去接妳

1018
01:06:00,249 --> 01:06:01,375
好,謝謝

1019
01:06:18,517 --> 01:06:19,351
哈德莉

1020
01:06:21,687 --> 01:06:22,521
女兒

1021
01:06:24,231 --> 01:06:25,899
抱歉我毀了你的大喜之日

1022
01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:27,985
我擔心死妳了

1023
01:06:32,781 --> 01:06:33,741
怎麼回事?

1024
01:06:35,743 --> 01:06:37,077
答應我別生氣?

1025
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,582
不行,但我還是想知道發生什麼事

1026
01:06:43,751 --> 01:06:44,626
我...

1027
01:06:46,754 --> 01:06:49,757
我去找在飛機上認識的一個男生

1028
01:06:51,550 --> 01:06:52,509
一個男生

1029
01:06:54,053 --> 01:06:55,721
-他幾歲?
-爸

1030
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:57,514
抱歉

1031
01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:59,016
他叫奧利佛

1032
01:07:00,809 --> 01:07:03,395
他是數學迷

1033
01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:05,022
而且他...

1034
01:07:06,273 --> 01:07:07,608
很善良...

1035
01:07:09,234 --> 01:07:10,611
充滿驚喜又...

1036
01:07:11,612 --> 01:07:14,615
我以為他跟我一樣來參加婚禮

1037
01:07:14,615 --> 01:07:17,326
結果卻是參加他媽媽的悼念會

1038
01:07:17,326 --> 01:07:19,787
不過她還沒過世,只是生重病

1039
01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:21,789
然後...

1040
01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:27,044
不知道,我只是覺得我必須陪著他

1041
01:07:29,421 --> 01:07:31,256
我知道聽起來很蠢

1042
01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:33,133
怎麼會蠢呢?

1043
01:07:33,133 --> 01:07:37,513
因為我才認識他八小時吧...

1044
01:07:37,513 --> 01:07:39,181
在飛機上坐他隔壁

1045
01:07:39,181 --> 01:07:42,142
結果我居然丟下你的婚禮,跑去找他

1046
01:07:42,893 --> 01:07:45,270
簡直離譜又不可理喻

1047
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:46,563
本來就沒有道理可言

1048
01:07:47,648 --> 01:07:49,274
聽起來妳很有勇氣

1049
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:02,204
你為什麼不努力挽回媽?

1050
01:08:04,331 --> 01:08:05,833
為什麼不努力挽回我們?

1051
01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:07,543
哈德莉

1052
01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:10,879
什麼原因?

1053
01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,172
你為什麼不這麼做?

1054
01:08:16,635 --> 01:08:19,596
我不知道能不能給妳滿意的答案

1055
01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:21,723
一言難盡

1056
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:26,812
但一路走來,我們莫名就...

1057
01:08:28,355 --> 01:08:30,774
不再付出心力維繫關係

1058
01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:33,110
我來這裡的時候

1059
01:08:34,862 --> 01:08:35,988
我們就知道了

1060
01:08:38,699 --> 01:08:40,033
愛是很費力的事

1061
01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:44,329
所以你才選夏綠蒂?
因為比較輕鬆嗎?還是...

1062
01:08:44,913 --> 01:08:45,873
不是

1063
01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:49,418
不,我學到教訓了

1064
01:08:50,544 --> 01:08:52,129
我不想連妳也失去

1065
01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,427
我喜歡我們以前的生活

1066
01:09:03,515 --> 01:09:05,058
我不想改變

1067
01:09:07,436 --> 01:09:08,562
對不起

1068
01:09:11,607 --> 01:09:13,358
我不是故意要傷害妳

1069
01:09:14,985 --> 01:09:15,861
我知道

1070
01:09:25,537 --> 01:09:26,371
沒關係

1071
01:09:30,250 --> 01:09:31,335
真的,不要緊

1072
01:09:36,423 --> 01:09:38,050
我很高興你得到幸福,爸

1073
01:09:39,176 --> 01:09:40,177
真的嗎?

1074
01:09:42,054 --> 01:09:44,681
對,我知道,我也很意外,但...

1075
01:09:46,225 --> 01:09:47,226
這是真心話

1076
01:09:50,812 --> 01:09:51,813
謝謝

1077
01:09:53,815 --> 01:09:54,775
不客氣

1078
01:09:56,902 --> 01:09:58,195
一起聊天太棒了

1079
01:10:00,113 --> 01:10:01,114
我很想你

1080
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:08,205
我們現在該去派對了嗎?

1081
01:10:10,249 --> 01:10:12,209
嘿,很酷的運動鞋

1082
01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:13,460
是球鞋,爸

1083
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:17,214
夏綠蒂

1084
01:10:17,214 --> 01:10:19,424
我知道,如果妳能給她機會...

1085
01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:20,676
不是,夏綠蒂來了

1086
01:10:20,676 --> 01:10:22,052
親愛的!

1087
01:10:22,052 --> 01:10:23,345
哈囉,寶貝

1088
01:10:23,345 --> 01:10:25,555
我餓死了,整天都沒吃東西

1089
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,641
一個月才對,老實說

1090
01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:29,893
-要吃一點嗎?
-不,謝謝,不用了

1091
01:10:30,435 --> 01:10:34,064
-沒什麼事吧?
-沒事,我們只是聊個天

1092
01:10:36,191 --> 01:10:38,694
抱歉我直接跑掉

1093
01:10:38,694 --> 01:10:41,488
沒關係,都怪我給妳太多壓力

1094
01:10:41,488 --> 01:10:43,991
又是當伴娘又跳舞什麼的

1095
01:10:43,991 --> 01:10:45,325
換做我也會想逃

1096
01:10:45,325 --> 01:10:46,326
不是那樣的

1097
01:10:46,326 --> 01:10:49,288
不,我知道妳爸非常重視妳

1098
01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:51,331
我真的很希望妳喜歡我

1099
01:10:52,332 --> 01:10:53,709
抱歉,我又咄咄逼人了

1100
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:55,502
沒關係

1101
01:10:57,170 --> 01:10:58,588
妳真的不想來點三明治嗎?

1102
01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,632
-我不喜歡美乃滋
-她不愛美乃滋

1103
01:11:01,675 --> 01:11:02,509
對

1104
01:11:11,143 --> 01:11:13,937
你知道嗎?我真的很喜歡她

1105
01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:16,606
踏進這裡並不容易

1106
01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:21,403
-而且她喜歡你!
-媽,別說了

1107
01:11:22,029 --> 01:11:24,948
-我們要聊聊她嗎?
-不要

1108
01:11:26,116 --> 01:11:28,452
妳知道遠距戀愛的成功率有多低嗎?

1109
01:11:28,452 --> 01:11:30,912
大概是56%,我才不幹

1110
01:11:30,912 --> 01:11:34,791
等等,哈德莉艾拉蘇利文
1月16日出生

1111
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:36,084
-非常好
-別鬧了

1112
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:38,211
你得把背包還給她

1113
01:11:38,211 --> 01:11:41,673
-沒辦法,我不知道她在哪裡
-所以才需要網路啊

1114
01:11:41,673 --> 01:11:43,425
你真是不可理喻,等等

1115
01:11:44,009 --> 01:11:45,052
那不是...

1116
01:11:45,052 --> 01:11:46,720
別打了

1117
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,055
我剩一口氣,別打了

1118
01:11:48,055 --> 01:11:49,348
住手,別煩他!

1119
01:11:53,268 --> 01:11:54,227
有糖果

1120
01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:55,896
這是本好書

1121
01:11:57,606 --> 01:11:58,940
這是什麼?

1122
01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:00,734
在聖路加教堂

1123
01:12:00,734 --> 01:12:04,404
下午6點在海軍學院舉辦婚宴

1124
01:12:04,404 --> 01:12:06,573
知道地點了,太好了

1125
01:12:06,573 --> 01:12:08,617
所以你們要我擅自闖進婚禮?

1126
01:12:08,617 --> 01:12:10,077
去就對了

1127
01:12:10,077 --> 01:12:11,912
誰管什麼成功率啊?

1128
01:12:13,372 --> 01:12:14,414
走吧,媽

1129
01:12:14,414 --> 01:12:16,208
-我送妳回家
-對,好主意

1130
01:12:17,334 --> 01:12:19,127
好,站起來

1131
01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:21,046
我去拿氧氣

1132
01:12:21,046 --> 01:12:22,422
-好
-你最好快去

1133
01:12:28,428 --> 01:12:29,388
其實...

1134
01:12:30,430 --> 01:12:32,265
如果我當初知道

1135
01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:34,976
愛上你母親後,她會罹患癌症...

1136
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,105
並且過世的機率

1137
01:12:39,773 --> 01:12:41,733
你猜我會做什麼不同選擇?

1138
01:12:46,196 --> 01:12:47,364
絕對不會不同

1139
01:13:59,352 --> 01:14:00,562
該死的婚禮

1140
01:14:01,813 --> 01:14:04,774
抱歉,嗨,我老是遲到

1141
01:14:06,985 --> 01:14:10,238
我已經遲到一整天了
希望能安慰到妳

1142
01:14:10,864 --> 01:14:12,449
聽起來有什麼曲折內情

1143
01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:15,118
算是吧

1144
01:14:16,411 --> 01:14:18,121
是好的結局嗎?

1145
01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:22,709
不知道

1146
01:14:24,544 --> 01:14:28,089
有些事我的確希望有不同結果

1147
01:14:29,216 --> 01:14:30,300
但後來...

1148
01:14:31,343 --> 01:14:32,302
是啊

1149
01:14:33,887 --> 01:14:35,305
對,也許算是好結局

1150
01:14:36,932 --> 01:14:38,600
可能注定無緣吧

1151
01:14:48,068 --> 01:14:49,152
嘿

1152
01:14:50,362 --> 01:14:51,571
換妳了

1153
01:14:56,743 --> 01:14:58,245
謝謝妳這麼做

1154
01:14:58,245 --> 01:15:01,289
不只是跳舞,我指所有的事

1155
01:15:01,289 --> 01:15:02,874
真的很感激妳來這裡

1156
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:04,751
我也是

1157
01:15:04,751 --> 01:15:05,710
真的

1158
01:15:05,710 --> 01:15:08,380
如果妳願意
很歡迎妳留下來過聖誕節

1159
01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:09,506
不要有壓力

1160
01:15:09,506 --> 01:15:12,133
我知道跟以前
和媽媽一起過的感覺不一樣

1161
01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:13,552
但會很溫馨

1162
01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:19,266
“美好事物得而復失與不曾擁有過
究竟何者比較好?”

1163
01:15:19,266 --> 01:15:20,934
《我們共同的朋友》

1164
01:15:20,934 --> 01:15:21,851
妳讀了!

1165
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,520
還沒,但我會讀

1166
01:15:24,104 --> 01:15:25,355
我想我現在懂了

1167
01:15:26,815 --> 01:15:29,150
既然如此,我還有一個問題

1168
01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:30,235
不妙

1169
01:15:30,235 --> 01:15:31,736
妳準備好搖擺了嗎?

1170
01:15:32,821 --> 01:15:34,114
我嗎?

1171
01:15:34,114 --> 01:15:35,198
放開跳吧

1172
01:15:37,659 --> 01:15:38,618
好喔

1173
01:16:23,163 --> 01:16:23,997
各位

1174
01:16:25,624 --> 01:16:27,542
我可以搭便車去格林威治嗎?

1175
01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:31,880
-司機,來吧
-快上車

1176
01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:34,674
全體上車!

1177
01:16:36,551 --> 01:16:38,428
不能再開快一點嗎?

1178
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:15,924
12月21日是倫敦最適合戀愛的日子

1179
01:17:16,841 --> 01:17:22,138
有238萬顆聖誕節彩燈照耀整座城市

1180
01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:25,892
還有幾百杯熱巧克力
在人們冷冰冰的手裡冒著煙

1181
01:17:26,810 --> 01:17:30,730
這是第四熱門的求婚日

1182
01:17:30,730 --> 01:17:33,858
有422對情侶將會步入禮堂

1183
01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:38,071
當中39對能攜手慶祝45週年紀念

1184
01:17:38,822 --> 01:17:43,076
還有幾千個陌生人第一次四目交接

1185
01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:47,163
但在這美好的日子
墜入愛河的所有情侶中

1186
01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:51,000
只有一對的故事值得關注

1187
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,002
-不,就是這樣!
-才怪

1188
01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:55,755
-才不是那樣
-妳把貓放進冰箱

1189
01:17:55,755 --> 01:17:58,299
妳說以為貓會熱

1190
01:17:59,134 --> 01:18:00,844
全家出遊最棒了

1191
01:18:00,844 --> 01:18:02,387
我們已經好多年沒這樣做

1192
01:18:02,387 --> 01:18:05,014
-對,真的很不錯...
-這條路錯了,這不是...

1193
01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:07,350
我只是說我們一定會抵達

1194
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:09,769
當然會啊
這可是全倫敦最快的廂型車

1195
01:18:09,769 --> 01:18:11,354
前面有更多車流

1196
01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:12,272
知道嗎?

1197
01:18:12,272 --> 01:18:14,774
別再給我壓力了
你們一直吵,我無法專心開車

1198
01:18:57,442 --> 01:18:59,778
剛才要左轉,那是左轉

1199
01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:01,696
走這條路錯了

1200
01:19:01,696 --> 01:19:04,282
-我跟衛星導航走的
-在公園的另一側

1201
01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:21,716
-你開錯路了
-最近只能開到這裡

1202
01:19:21,716 --> 01:19:23,218
到了,在那邊

1203
01:19:23,218 --> 01:19:25,386
-天啊
-不然要我怎麼樣?

1204
01:19:25,386 --> 01:19:26,805
開過草地嗎?

1205
01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:28,890
-聽著,你要相信我
-停車

1206
01:19:28,890 --> 01:19:30,517
-什麼?
-停車

1207
01:19:34,729 --> 01:19:35,814
-小路!
-什麼?快停

1208
01:19:35,814 --> 01:19:36,731
停車!

1209
01:19:36,731 --> 01:19:37,690
怎麼了?

1210
01:19:38,358 --> 01:19:39,442
剛才真好玩

1211
01:19:43,363 --> 01:19:45,156
謝謝你們送我一程,我喜歡這輛車

1212
01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:46,658
去找她吧,馬克白

1213
01:19:53,498 --> 01:19:54,541
哈德莉!

1214
01:20:34,122 --> 01:20:35,164
說話啊

1215
01:20:40,253 --> 01:20:41,504
你說吧

1216
01:20:44,299 --> 01:20:45,258
好...

1217
01:20:50,597 --> 01:20:51,514
意外

1218
01:20:53,308 --> 01:20:54,893
這就是我害怕的東西

1219
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:57,812
那個和黑暗

1220
01:20:58,730 --> 01:20:59,856
還有細菌

1221
01:21:01,816 --> 01:21:02,692
好的

1222
01:21:04,402 --> 01:21:05,862
你為什麼要告訴我這些?

1223
01:21:06,821 --> 01:21:10,199
剛認識時,妳問過我最害怕什麼

1224
01:21:12,035 --> 01:21:12,994
就這樣

1225
01:21:14,162 --> 01:21:15,330
我很害怕

1226
01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:18,291
發生措手不及的意外

1227
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:21,002
好比癌症或是...

1228
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:22,962
心碎

1229
01:21:28,927 --> 01:21:31,137
如果妳能開個金口就太好了

1230
01:22:00,124 --> 01:22:01,709
你喜歡這個意外嗎?

1231
01:22:03,002 --> 01:22:05,171
我想我應該可以習慣

1232
01:22:07,131 --> 01:22:09,175
即使是來自你在飛機上
剛認識的女孩?

1233
01:22:10,468 --> 01:22:12,720
特別是我在飛機上剛認識的女孩

1234
01:22:20,728 --> 01:22:21,771
妳需要回去嗎?

1235
01:22:23,231 --> 01:22:24,357
我還有一點時間

1236
01:22:25,024 --> 01:22:27,860
我打算錯過明天的班機,所以...

1237
01:22:29,153 --> 01:22:30,071
真的嗎?

1238
01:22:31,823 --> 01:22:36,035
妳知道每50段感情
就有一段是從機場萌芽的嗎?

1239
01:22:36,035 --> 01:22:37,829
-是嗎?
-對

1240
01:22:37,829 --> 01:22:40,790
實際上,大概有8%的情侶

1241
01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:42,375
因為錯過轉機才認識

1242
01:22:44,377 --> 01:22:46,379
你到底研究什麼?

1243
01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:49,674
認真問嗎?

1244
01:22:49,674 --> 01:22:50,842
對,認真問

1245
01:22:50,842 --> 01:22:51,759
好吧

1246
01:22:54,846 --> 01:22:57,849
一見鍾情的統計機率

1247
01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:19,871
哈德莉蘇利文與奧利佛瓊斯
終其一生將親吻1萬2872次

1248
01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:22,832
他們將會結褵58年

1249
01:23:22,832 --> 01:23:26,544
發生1462次口角

1250
01:23:26,544 --> 01:23:31,090
以及享受魚水之歡5787次

1251
01:23:31,924 --> 01:23:35,887
泰莎嚥下最後一口氣時
哈德莉會握著奧利佛的手

1252
01:23:36,763 --> 01:23:39,474
奧利佛也會在哈德莉臨終前牽著她

1253
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:43,936
他們將在女兒出生那天
一起握著她的手

1254
01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:46,230
為她的小指頭讚嘆不已

1255
01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:48,441
並想著原本不可能的一切之所以成真

1256
01:23:48,441 --> 01:23:50,276
都多虧了錯過班機

1257
01:23:50,818 --> 01:23:52,111
安全帶壞掉

1258
01:23:52,779 --> 01:23:55,615
以及做出每天相愛的選擇

1259
01:23:55,615 --> 01:23:59,911
(故事的開端...)

1260
01:29:24,819 --> 01:29:29,824
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