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cheerful whimsical music

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Oh, hi!

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Didn't see you there.

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It's that time of year:       
      Juneteenth in December.

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Juneteenth commemorates the time 
    when salaried Americans came

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together for the birth of      
     a new commercial holiday!

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Freedom

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[man VO] Sponsored by Geico.

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So I'm starting a new line of    
   100 percent cotton Juneteenth

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-t-shirts!             
              -[ding]

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They don't focus on the       
    bad stuff like the legacy of

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slavery, they focus on the     
   good stuff like the concept of

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freedom!

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-And that's a shirt!        
         -   [children] Yeah!

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Freedom is marketable!

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Oh, Ziwe!

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Ziwe!

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Oh, Tony            
       Award-winner Laura Benanti!

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You're not understanding the      
 true meaning of Juneteenth.

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It's not just about               
   selling t-shirts,

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it's about something           
 deeper and more meaningful.

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It's about totes!

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upbeat music

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triumphant kazoos

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Wait, Tony           
       Award-winner Laura Benanti!

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This feels all wrong.

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It can't just be       
         about t-shirts and totes!

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And frankly, it's a 
               little offensive...

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Ooh.

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That the product 
                 line is so small!

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-[blast]              
          -[both giggling]

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-Coozies!              
             -Napkins!

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[Ziwe VO]              
        Tablecloths, t-shirts,

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water bottles, hats!

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Available at all          
          the big box stores.

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I don't care if you're          
 Christian, Jewish, Muslim,

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or Kwanzaa;

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if you like                    
 Christmas in July,

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then you're gonna love            
 Juneteenth in December.

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Tonight, I'm                 
 talking to Wayne Brady!

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Wayne, would you say Juneteenth 
    is about lifting up the youth?

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No.

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[Ziwe VO] And later, I'm      
 sending my correspondent Larry

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Owens to lead a group of icons    
     in some Juneteenth caroling.

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Juneteenth is here!

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[in unison] Ziwe starts now!

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cool theme music

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[Ziwe VO] An improvisor, actor,   
     and musician with a 30+ year

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career in show business...

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[in unison] Ooh, ooh!

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Check it out, Drew!

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[Ziwe VO] He's a          
          national treasure.

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Is Wayne Brady gonna   
            have to choke a bitch?

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Please welcome Wayne Brady!

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Hey!

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Oh, you clap for me?

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That makes me happy.

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Thank you for     
               coming on the show!

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Thank you!

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I am honored that you are     
   here for our special Juneteenth

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episode.

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I'm happy to be           
        here for Juneteenth.

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What did you get your   
           friends for Juneteenth?

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Me.

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They-- they were able to       
     celebrate me on that day.

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Now, specifically, I'm       
 talking to my non-Black friends.

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[Ziwe] Got it, got it, got it.

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And so you show up and    
         you're like, "Here I am!"

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-Ding, ding!            
            -[doorbell]

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Juneteenth!

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You do a little spin...

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I do a little spin, I          
 get a couple of gift cards.

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"Oh, Best Buy!

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Thank you so much!"

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And then I go from house to     
   house collecting my Juneteenth

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reparations.

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Freedom

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Now, what race is          
     typically the most greedy?

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-What race is the most greedy?   
               -Yeah!

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Well, you know,                   
 if you-- [sighs]

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Um, who has colonized most of    
 the Western world and the lands

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beyond, and taken          
          lands and said,

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"This happens to be mine,"     
 regardless of whom happens to be

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there, issues no apologies.

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So I'm not saying which race,    
   I'm just saying if there's a

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race that fits            
       that, that may be it.

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On a scale of            
   Halloween to Valentine's Day,

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how important is          
         Juneteenth to you?

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Culturally, Juneteenth       
       is the most important.

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Mm.

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But what really affects         
 my life is Valentine's Day.

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Wow!

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I think that Valentine's Day      
 is-- because I'm trying to be

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-happy.               
              -Yeah.

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So Valentine's Day is my yearly   
 reset of "Will this be the year

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that I find The One?"

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-[Ziwe] Wow!            
               -Yeah.

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[Ziwe] And are you      
        still looking for The One?

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I'm still looking for The One!

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To camera, what is your type?

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We can help.

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My type is, uh,           
        beautiful, strong...

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I love to read, I          
         want you to read,

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so if you're into nerd culture,   
 if you can teach me something,

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if you're into           
      history and back rubs...

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-Back rubs and history?       
          -[Wayne] Yeah.

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That's a lot to ask for.

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Yeah, so I want you to talk      
 about Vasco da Gama as you're

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giving me a back rub, yeah.

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Goodness gracious,         
        you are horny today!

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Am   I horny today?

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Wayne Brady is horny!

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I guess I-- am I?

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I did notice, when I 
              was researching you,

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that your initials are "WAB."

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-[Wayne] Yeah.           
         -Wayne Brady, WAB.

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WAB, WAB, WAB.

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Like a Cardi song.

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-I'm talking            
    -   [Ziwe VO] WAB, WAB, WAB

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-That's some            
          -Wet-ass bussy.

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Oh, no, wet-ass bussy is a      
    completely different thing!

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That's-- yeah.

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Some people like 
                   it in the butt.

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Some people do           
        like it in the butt!

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I am not one of those people.

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-[thud]               
        -   [man VO] Canceled.

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I cannot say that                 
 I enjoy anal play.

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Now, that being said...

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maybe if I find the right person 
     on that Valentine's Day...

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Pivoting!

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What does         
           Juneteenth mean to you?

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And don't say anything horny!

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You're the one that            
 asked the horny questions.

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I was only answering.

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No, you brought horny 
              to the table, sir!

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I-- I've never-- I         
 never-- in all my years of doing

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interviews, I have            
 never been called "horny!"

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So thank you.

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[laughs]

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Hey, it's Wet-Ass Bussy.

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Tune in after the break.

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What does "bussy" mean again?

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[Ziwe VO] Next on   Ziwe...

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I wear my                   
 kente cloth daily

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chimes

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[man VO] Jane is          
           a working woman,

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and boy, is she busy.

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No, Mom, I can't          
        come home this year!

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I'm just too busy!

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[man VO] But life is        
        about to slow her down.

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Wait, what?!

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Great-grandpa is dying?!

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This is going to be         
        his last Juneteenth?

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[man VO] The Juneteenth       
 Hallmark movie everyone's been

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waiting for.

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-Lakeisha!              
    -[Lakeisha] [gasps] Ma'am?!

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-[Jane] Lakeisha.          
               -Yes.

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I'm headed home to give   
         my great-grandpa the best

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Juneteenth ever.

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So you can't take off next week.

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Hold up!

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I told you about Juneteenth!

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[man VO] White           
 Christians, this one's for you.

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Thanks so much.

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Watch the laptops.

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[man VO] From the people that   
     brought you   The Love Child of

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Santa Claus   and stock        
         footage of Seattle.

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We've made this collard       
   greens recipe for generations.

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We got it from PaulaDeen.com.

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[man VO] Love has a way of     
      finding even the busiest of

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women.

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[typing]

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heartwarming music

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Tyler.

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I haven't seen you since before 
    we recognized Juneteenth as a

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national holiday!

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[man VO] Critics agree:      
             it's a movie.

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Also, I go by "X" now,           
 in honor of the struggle.

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[clattering]

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[man VO] Two blondes learn     
      Juneteenth isn't just any

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holiday.

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It's like we're back at...

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[in unison] Celibate         
       Teen Bible Camp High.

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[Jane VO] I'm free         
      from the bondages of work.

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[man VO] "Makes you        
         think," says Variety.

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Jane, you're doing the work,    
 and I have to respect that but--

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[beep]

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-Jane!               
            -[dial tone]

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You're always saying how it's    
   the freedom for you, you, you!

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But have you ever stopped   
       to think about me, me, me?!

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[shouts]

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Jane!

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Everybody, shut the flip up!

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Jane...

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your grandpop died!

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[man VO] A whole movie       
     shot entirely in three days.

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Do you think there are Paula    
   Dean Juneteenth collard greens

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in Heaven?

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uplifting hip-hop beat

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It's been a wild year.

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My very own Louis Vuitton?!

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[sighs] I'm so busy.

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"Hava Nagila"

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[man VO] Even the busiest of    
 women deserve a little freedom.

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We're free!

206
00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,998
Who needs a gorgeous purse...

207
00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,583
when you have the          
        gift of employment?

208
00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,252
We made it the            
       best Juneteenth ever!

209
00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:28,341
[people cheering]

210
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[Tyler VO] You're right, Jane.

211
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,262
It is the freedom for me.

212
00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,223
But it's the love for me, too.

213
00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:37,058
[man VO]   Collard          
         Greens in Heaven.

214
00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,186
Playing every hour on the     
       Hallmark Channel, sorry.

215
00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,562
I'm Black...

216
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I'm in this movie...

217
00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:44,649
and...

218
00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,860
this concludes my story arc.

219
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[Jane] Yay!

220
00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:51,989
Good job.

221
00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,366
jaunty music

222
00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:54,617
exciting strings

223
00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,203
So, you didn't like that      
 Paul Mooney joke that said white

224
00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,789
people love you because you make 
   Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom

225
00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,290
-X.                 
               -Yes.

226
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,375
How does it make you feel to    
   be a beloved Black man in white

227
00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:03,751
America?

228
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,336
It's great!

229
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:10,049
Because the flip side of that    
 is-- is why can't you be beloved

230
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,385
in white America,                 
 in Black America,

231
00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,971
in Latin America?

232
00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,891
I don't change who Wayne is to   
   make "white America" like me.

233
00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:19,350
[Ziwe] Mm.

234
00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,686
Congratulations, that was funky!

235
00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,271
Right on, right on!

236
00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:27,024
If you have a thing in you        
 that you need to get out,

237
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:30,778
why wouldn't you want as many    
 people as possible to love that

238
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,363
thing?

239
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,658
So that's why I took offense,    
 took umbrage with Paul's thing,

240
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,494
because the way           
         he made it sound,

241
00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,830
I would be the kind of person    
   that would change who I am to

242
00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,248
make white people love me.

243
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,584
So why do you think        
   people named Jarett and Tinsley

244
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:45,876
gravitate towards you?

245
00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,795
[laughs]

246
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:48,879
Um...

247
00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,339
because they lack          
          father figures.

248
00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,507
Okay!

249
00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,508
Okay, whoa.

250
00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,384
I don't even                   
 know what it means.

251
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,176
-Let's unpack that!         
              -Yeah.

252
00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:59,682
I think Jared, um, Dales, Kyles, 
 I think they're all looking for

253
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,268
the Black father           
       figure in their life.

254
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,436
-Yup.                
               -Wow!

255
00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:04,270
I'm not backing down.

256
00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,271
You're gonna            
        stick with that one?

257
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:09,400
Tinsley, Kyle, Jared, Jake...

258
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,526
[sighs]

259
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,111
Black Daddy loves you.

260
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,447
So you won The Masked        
     Singer as the fox in 2019.

261
00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,365
upbeat music

262
00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,367
What do you think mainstream   
    America feels more comfortable

263
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:22,204
with: a Black man in a fedora or 
   a Black man in animal cosplay?

264
00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:25,291
Uh, definitely a Black            
 man in animal cosplay.

265
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,002
It's like-- when I was a kid, I   
 was a character at Walt Disney

266
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,503
-World.               
              -Really?

267
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,965
I played Tigger and Goofy, and    
 rednecks would take their kids

268
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,342
and shove 'em in my arms.

269
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,134
-"Tigger!"              
            -Oh my God.

270
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,510
[Wayne] "Go ahead!"

271
00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:37,970
When you say "Tigger,"     
       you say it with the hard R.

272
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,347
Yeah, "Tigger."

273
00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,640
"Tigger."

274
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:41,766
Because if they knew           
 that Tigger was a Tigger...

275
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:42,975
-Oh my God!             
     -[Wayne] Yeah. [chuckles]

276
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,977
Now Wayne, you sing, you 
         dance, and you do comedy.

277
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,480
Are you doing too much, or is   
   everyone else not doing enough?

278
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,482
Everyone else is                  
 not doing enough.

279
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,275
Mediocrity is not the goal.

280
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,194
That's not the            
 household that I was raised in.

281
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,612
Your parents are from the West   
     Indies, you've mentioned.

282
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,197
Yes.

283
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,657
What's wild is that you talked 
    about how you were bullied for

284
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:58,658
your accent.

285
00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:01,243
But in my head, you   
             speak like the Queen.

286
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,954
What is your original,   
          like, OG Florida accent?

287
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,832
Well, because I was            
 raised in that household,

288
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,000
[West Indian accent] and      
     everybody had this accent,

289
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,585
and talking about          
    "Mother, I don't understand,

290
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,961
-I don't know!"           
             -Oh, wow!

291
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,296
[normal voice]              
 Which, in my neighborhood,

292
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,089
there was a whole thing          
 that we could go back to,

293
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:17,802
like, the '80s when there was an 
 influx of Jamaicans to Florida,

294
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,929
and then the people            
 that were there were like,

295
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,263
"You're on my turf."

296
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:24,183
So when I would go to         
 school and I'd say something,

297
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,977
the other kids were like, "Ahh,   
   little bitch sound Jamaican!"

298
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:27,937
Wow.

299
00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,021
And I'd say,                   
 "I'm not Jamaican!"

300
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,648
-They'd say, "You not Jamaican!" 
            -Oh my God!

301
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,525
And then we'd get into          
 fights and the whole thing.

302
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,026
And now, I'm on TV.         
             Fuck 'em.

303
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,236
-[Ziwe] Wow!             
         -[Wayne] [laughs]

304
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,530
We unpacked a            
         lot in 10 seconds!

305
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:38,531
Thank you!

306
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:39,990
That's an amazing                 
 therapy session!

307
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,534
Thank you, Doctor!

308
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,744
Would you like to apologize to   
 Chet Hanks for appropriating his

309
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:44,245
accent?

310
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:47,081
Uh, Chet, on behalf               
    of the people:

311
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,833
[patois] Me wan tank you, Chet.

312
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,042
Me wan tank you.

313
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,002
On your children's 
                album   Radio Wayne,

314
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,879
you have a song      
            called "Hip Hop Stop."

315
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,881
Hip hop              
      Now show me your hands

316
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,216
Hip hop stop

317
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,759
Why would you like 
                 hip-hop to stop?

318
00:11:58,801 --> 00:11:59,885
[laughs]

319
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,512
-I never want hip-hop to stop.   
                -Mm.

320
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:05,182
I've been a hip-hop fan since     
 I was maybe eight years old.

321
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,559
Okay, so hip-hop don't stop.

322
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,727
Do you still            
        listen to rap music?

323
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:08,894
Absolutely!

324
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:09,979
Who's your favorite   
             modern, like, rapper?

325
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,064
[sighs] I was afraid you          
 were gonna ask me that.

326
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,482
Of all the questions...

327
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:17,903
Because this is where I        
 sound like-- like an angry...

328
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:18,904
-"oldhead"...            
               -Yes.

329
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,240
-As the kids say.          
         -Yes, Black Daddy.

330
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,910
Because Black Daddy doesn't      
 like a lot of current hip-hop.

331
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,537
What does Black Daddy like?

332
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,541
Black Daddy likes hip-hop that    
   I could dance to but that is

333
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,668
actually saying something.

334
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,587
We deal in words; I love words.

335
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:35,921
Yes, you love words.

336
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:36,922
-[Wayne] I love words.       
               -Yeah.

337
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,591
So, I don't like...

338
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,644
-I don't like that.         
               -Wow.

339
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,937
-I don't like that at all.     
               -Wow.

340
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,272
And you prefer?

341
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,274
I went to the           
        school to get the bus!

342
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,443
Because you never          
      know what I'm gonna do

343
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,111
I say hip hop stop to you!

344
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,613
No, I love              
    freestyle, I love Kendrick,

345
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,406
I love people that              
 have something to say!

346
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,116
Chance the Rapper.

347
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,659
You love Jesus in          
       your music; I got it.

348
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,495
-I love-- who doesn't...      
               -Amen!

349
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,955
Like a little                 
 Jesus in their music?

350
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,544
Marry, [bleep], kill:    
          Black, African-American,

351
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,129
or the N word?

352
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,924
Marry Black...

353
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,384
[bleep] African-American...

354
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,594
I guess?

355
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,638
And kill the N word.

356
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,555
Wow.

357
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,932
Why would you kill the N word?!

358
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,727
Because I love the fact -- and   
 my daughter and I talk about how

359
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,479
beautifully it actually sings.

360
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:38,317
Like, it's a very musical word,   
        but all it takes...

361
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,111
is one guy named Jarett           
      at a concert...

362
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,113
Hip hop              
      Now show me your hands

363
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,865
-Hip hop stop           
              -[ding]

364
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:49,954
And he bends the A into an R,    
 and it takes us back 500 years,

365
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,540
so I don't agree with the      
 argument of "It's just a word!"

366
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,834
No, there's blood               
 all over that word...

367
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,544
-[Ziwe] Wow.             
    -So keep it out your mouth.

368
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,504
[Ziwe] Wow!

369
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,173
Next on   Ziwe...

370
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,133
You know I'm gonna start a     
 web series called "Black Daddy."

371
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,760
I think that            
       exists on PornHub.com.

372
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,681
You have an amazing         
        research department!

373
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,683
chimes

374
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,768
[man VO] How does         
       Juneteenth make you feel?

375
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:13,769
Umoja...

376
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:14,979
Ujamaa...

377
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,689
Ujima...

378
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,148
Kuumba...

379
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,359
[Ziwe VO] I went to the      
        school to get the bus

380
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,611
jaunty music

381
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:27,032
Wayne, you're a great man first, 
   and a great musical improvisor

382
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,492
-second.              
            -Thank you!

383
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,704
That's why we're playing a    
     new game called Carol, Brady!

384
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,622
-Sing the jingle!          
            -I love it.

385
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,374
-Make a jingle up.         
          -Uh, about what?

386
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:35,791
Carol, Brady!

387
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,376
I just gave you the name.

388
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,711
Oh, I thought "Carol, Brady"      
   was the title of the game!

389
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,212
-Yeah, it's a pun!         
          -[Wayne] Right.

390
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,631
So you want me to sing          
 the jingle about the game?

391
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,341
No one ever asks    
              this many questions.

392
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,218
Because maybe they             
 don't think that deeply.

393
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,386
Are you gonna sing 
                the jingle or not?

394
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:47,970
No!

395
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:48,888
Yeah, of course!

396
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,848
So you want me to do              
 the jingle of the...

397
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,891
[Ziwe] It's really not--

398
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,267
This is Carol          
             Brady's song

399
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,519
Hopefully, I                   
 won't go wrong

400
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,605
This is what                     
 I'm gonna say

401
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:58,689
Who made me do it?

402
00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,690
[bleep] Ziwe

403
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,026
Whoa! [laughs]

404
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,612
Okay, well, I'll     
            hold up mystery words,

405
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,573
and you'll have to incorporate   
 them into an original rendition

406
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,909
of the hottest     
              public domain songs.

407
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:10,743
-Okay.               
          -Are you ready?

408
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:11,493
I'm ready, let's go!

409
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,579
-[Ziwe] Hit the song!        
   -"Jingle Bells" hip-hop beat

410
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,581
-Hey!                
              -[ding]

411
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,999
Union Army!

412
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,001
Unh! Yeah! Unh!

413
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,210
You comin' at me

414
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,254
-   You comin' at me        
               -DMX!

415
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,255
You never coming'

416
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,049
-   Y'all try to disarm me     
              -[ding]

417
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,176
I'm comin' at you,            
 assemble the Union Army

418
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,677
[Ziwe] Ayy!

419
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,220
I'm comin,' givin' it      
       To you, I'm no stranger

420
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,765
Ridin' down on a horse         
 just like Gordon Granger

421
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,099
-Ayy!                
              -[ding]

422
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,726
I'm comin' at you,            
 givin' at you my reward

423
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,687
Robert E Lee bitch-slappin'      
       bitches with a sword

424
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,773
I'm givin'                 
 brothers [indistinct]

425
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:41,774
In the blue and the gray

426
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,233
You don't know                   
     what to say

427
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,069
The former            
          slaves on this side

428
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,779
Former owners          
             on the other

429
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,448
People who used to own people    
       who would own brothers

430
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,741
Something must                   
      come down

431
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,201
What can it be?

432
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,745
'Til this day, I gotta say       
     "Screw the Confederacy!"

433
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,955
Ohh!

434
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,289
To all of you people             
     and I say it again

435
00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,125
All of the people in       
     Florida, it won't rise again

436
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,878
The South it will not,      
        it will not rise again

437
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,589
'Cause I told you, I'm           
 bolder, I'm a soldier

438
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,674
Ulysses S Grant

439
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,593
He was a dude in the             
     Civil War as well

440
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,010
That's what they                 
 told me in school

441
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,847
But I don't know             
 I have no kin for him

442
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,057
No man like him

443
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:18,477
No understanding the          
 simple fact of gettin'...

444
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,187
Turn the page!

445
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,230
-[Ziwe] Wow!            
          -[sighing] Ugh.

446
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,648
-[Ziwe] You did it!         
            -Thank you.

447
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,776
Wow, the hardest       
         working man in Hollywood!

448
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,652
I gotta go!

449
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,153
I gotta do [indistinct]!

450
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,906
Sorry, man, I got four at      
     the Apollo at 11 o'clock,

451
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,282
and then I gotta                  
 jump across town,

452
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,827
I got a show at             
 Willy's Comedy Shack at 3AM,

453
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:37,162
and then I gotta go serve at      
 Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles

454
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,832
over on the West Coast.

455
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:43,251
Okay, well, that's the end 
          of that game! [laughs]

456
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,795
You say "that game"               
 like there's more.

457
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,087
-[Ziwe] There is another one.    
               -Yes!

458
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,673
Freedom

459
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:51,468
Wayne, would you say Juneteenth   
   is about lifting up the youth?

460
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,803
No!

461
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,680
This is just transition   
         lines to get to the game.

462
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,347
Oh.

463
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,848
Yes!

464
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,309
Good, because I have a child   
    backstage who I think could be

465
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,853
the next Black president!

466
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,439
But they need someone to      
   help them practice their debate

467
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,606
skills.

468
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,733
Let's play a game      
          called Fight this Child!

469
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,568
Sing the jingle!

470
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,944
Fight this child

471
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,696
Put your fist up        
            You gon' lose

472
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,448
'Cause I'm a           
             grown-ass man

473
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,574
Sucka

474
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,367
[laughter]

475
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,827
[fight bell]

476
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,705
Okay, let's bring out this     
    promising young Black youth.

477
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,540
Child!

478
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,750
Child!

479
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:23,751
Hustle; come on, child.

480
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,170
-Hello!               
    -[Ziwe] Hi, child! [laughs]

481
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:30,340
Okay, so let's-- so first topic: 
    Wayne Brady is Santa Claus.

482
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,884
Okay.

483
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,719
Convince this child     
          that you're Santa Claus.

484
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,512
Ho ho ho!

485
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,889
I'm Santa Claus!

486
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,390
-Do you believe me?         
          -No. [chuckles]

487
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,017
-Why not, because I'm Black?    
            -[Zaire] No.

488
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,560
I don't have to be                
 at the North Pole.

489
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,312
-N-n-n-n-n-n-n...          
         -I work remotely.

490
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,730
-I am Santa Claus--         
      -[Zaire] No, you're not.

491
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,066
You have a Cadillac         
        instead of reindeer.

492
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,901
-[Wayne] Slander!          
    -[Zaire] I need a contract.

493
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,027
[Ziwe] You gonna take that?

494
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,487
So first, you're          
      breaking and entering...

495
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:52,738
How do you even know what      
    the kid wants for Christmas?

496
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:53,989
You're gonna get               
 coal in your stocking.

497
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,574
I'ma throw it            
        right in your face.

498
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,992
Whoa!         
                How does this end?

499
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,994
And I've outsourced a        
    lot of that work to various

500
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,412
countries...

501
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:00,954
-And it's a tax write-off.     
     -[Ziwe] He's got a point.

502
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,873
So I've got             
      something for you, okay?

503
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,499
That'll help prove this.

504
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,835
I want you to go          
   backstage, and there's a box.

505
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:10,589
Go get that box for me and     
    everything will be answered.

506
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,965
Wow.

507
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,634
And that's how you end a bit.

508
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,302
[laughter]

509
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,638
We just watched Wayne 
            Brady deceive a child.

510
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,306
-Thanks, child!           
 -[Zaire] That is disrespectful!

511
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,974
-[fight bell]            
           -Yup! [laughs]

512
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,893
No, dab your way out, not back!

513
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,311
triumphant music

514
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,980
jaunty music

515
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,232
Reparations?

516
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,566
I'm not a mechanic.

517
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,985
jaunty music

518
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:36,782
smooth gospel music

519
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,873
[woman] [whispering]        
        Oh my God, it's hot.

520
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,876
Oh, hi!

521
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:48,794
Hello.

522
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,629
Well, I'm Larry Owens.

523
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,631
I'm your choral director.

524
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,634
Today, we're gonna be    
         commemorating Juneteenth,

525
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,596
and in order to do this, we're   
 gonna sing words of freedom for

526
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,639
the people of Bed Stuy.

527
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,807
Let's get names, okay.

528
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,308
Hi, I'm Madison.

529
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,810
[Larry] Madison!

530
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,311
Um, why you?

531
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:10,983
So I am a photographer, and I     
 was at home quarantining when

532
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,403
something was just telling me    
   that I needed to be out in the

533
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:17,364
streets photographing the         
 protests in New York City.

534
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,866
Madilon!

535
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:19,867
You took to the streets!

536
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,910
[Madison] Yeah, I                
 took to the streets.

537
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,996
-Madison, by the way.        
        -Thank you, Madilon!

538
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,706
Okay, where are you from?

539
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,416
Well, I grew up in Texas.

540
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,876
Texas.

541
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,669
-Juneteenth.            
            -Yeah, yeah.

542
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,379
Is there any connection there?

543
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,505
We were never taught that.

544
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,465
We took a class           
         in Texas history,

545
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,092
and they made no mention.

546
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,011
You know what that sounds like?

547
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,680
[laughter]

548
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,681
Dylan!

549
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,599
Where's the drummer?

550
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,057
That was a "badum-bum."       
              [laughs]

551
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,851
You know what that sounds like?

552
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,186
It sounds like erasure.

553
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,478
Mm.

554
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,856
[Larry] So today, we    
           are becoming a choir --

555
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:54,026
individual voices, 
                 together as one.

556
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,319
-Johanna?              
          -[Johanna] Yes.

557
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,945
Is this...

558
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,447
Are you taking it seriously?

559
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,448
[Johanna] Yeah!

560
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,950
[Larry] I don't      
           know, you're smiling...

561
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,118
It's the gaiety behind the eyes.

562
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,036
The gaiety?!

563
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,537
[Larry] Yeah, behind the eyes.

564
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,997
I'm-- I'm seeing, like,     
     twinkle and sparkle and not--

565
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,041
Oh, I'm just-- we're just         
 all happy to be together.

566
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:09,708
[Larry] Okay.

567
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,876
Bring in the stoles!

568
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,294
"Joy to the World"

569
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,545
It's time to sing!

570
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,173
Reach under your seats;   
         you'll find your hymnals.

571
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:16,632
[Soledad] Oh.

572
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,884
We'll start with 
                  the first carol.

573
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,762
-You wanna try it?         
       -You know I wanna try.

574
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,283
Gimme some "Oohs."

575
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,124
-No.                
 -[Nina] 'Cause we get a day off.

576
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,042
-No no no.             
            -[Nina] No?

577
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,335
Okay.

578
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,087
-See, you turned up.        
     -[Nina] I know, I'm sorry.

579
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,838
You turned up so much        
    that you forgot the melody.

580
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,257
[Nina] I know but--

581
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,429
You.

582
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,229
I'm hearing lots of different    
 notes where I need to be hearing

583
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,107
one pitch at a time.

584
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,109
Dylan, we got beef?

585
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,944
I just, you know...

586
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,990
Some-- some of these songs     
     seem a little pejorative.

587
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:25,617
What's been negative?

588
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,996
Uh, "Black Girl           
       Magic, we all enjoy."

589
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,122
Kind of off-putting.

590
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:32,332
You don't enjoy           
         Black Girl Magic?

591
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,084
Um...

592
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,628
I don't know how to speak      
      directly to that but...

593
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:41,008
I-- I guess maybe the intent of   
 the lyric was a little unclear.

594
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,342
I'm happy to unpack the lyric.

595
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,177
This is a part of    
              song interpretation.

596
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,470
Okay, well--

597
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:46,638
If you don't know what 
           you're singing about...

598
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,473
don't sing!

599
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,684
So this is great.

600
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,438
I'd like you to take it   
         from "Oh, freedom bells."

601
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,773
One, two, three.

602
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,406
-It's hot.             
             -Oh, yeah.

603
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,825
That's an ally.

604
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,791
I feel like we should be saying   
 that with more conviction and,

605
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,168
-like...              
       -[whispering] I know!

606
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,336
-You know, like, "We are sorry." 
       -[whispering] I know!

607
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:18,587
'Cause I'm sorry!

608
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,672
That was my crazy          
       white side, you know?

609
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,007
[Larry] Oh...

610
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:25,177
But, listen, I love all   
         people, and we are sorry,

611
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,762
and you know what?

612
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:29,139
Even better than that, I'm sorry 
   for anybody that's ever had to

613
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,098
suffer;               
          how 'bout that?

614
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,017
Mm.

615
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,018
Um, one more time.

616
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,394
Let's stand up!

617
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,854
Let's stand up!

618
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,481
One, two, three!

619
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,242
Twerk it out!

620
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:52,371
Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa!

621
00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:58,710
Hold.

622
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,337
Oh my gosh!

623
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,298
I have given you 
                 everything I can.

624
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:06,301
I trust you all to go        
        out there and sing.

625
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,844
The choir...

626
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,721
becomes our voice now.

627
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,306
[whispering] Yes, yes.

628
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,226
Walked in today           
         five strangers...

629
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,395
Well, we're not strangers,       
 we're all one consciousness,

630
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,687
so there you go.

631
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,147
[woman] Ooh, interesting.

632
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:24,236
smooth gospel music

633
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:31,743
[indistinct chatter]

634
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:34,413
-All right.             
         -One, two, three.

635
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,262
You guys are doing great!

636
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:51,805
You're doing amazing, sweetie!

637
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,099
It's Ziwe from work!

638
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,954
If you saw where we started...

639
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,958
[choir] Happy            
         Juneteenth to all,

640
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,711
and to all, a good night!

641
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:25,130
jaunty music

642
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,798
Lift every voice          
          and sing, sure,

643
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,467
but not during my solo.

644
00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,594
jaunty music

645
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,137
heartwarming music

646
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,972
[woman VO] Graduations.

647
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,974
Anniversaries.

648
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,392
Birthdays.

649
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:40,979
Hallmark has been with you for 
 the moments in life that require

650
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,564
more than words.

651
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:49,488
And we'll continue to be     
        with you with our new...

652
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,990
Reparations Line.

653
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,825
Yes, I said it.

654
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:56,661
Cards that say "We're sorry."

655
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:59,289
Cards that say "Whoops!"

656
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,291
Yeah.

657
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,878
Cards that say "Ruh-roh!"

658
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:09,174
We also have cards for the       
 Haitian immigrants you know and

659
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:13,303
love who experienced       
        French post-colonialism,

660
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,056
who might really          
        love a thoughtful card.

661
00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:18,266
For when you live in       
           the United States,

662
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:22,103
or basically anywhere where    
 there's been human enslavement.

663
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:27,108
Hallmark: for cards that     
        say "That really sucks."

664
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:30,362
Hallmark: The Reparations Line.

665
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:32,531
jaunty music

666
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:36,535
upbeat holiday music

667
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:39,538
[Ziwe VO] It's the Showtime    
       Celebrates Juneteenth gift

668
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:40,997
exchange!

669
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:45,335
[man VO] The following is a    
 mandatory gift exchange between

670
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,128
Ziwe and her employees.

671
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,048
Michelle, do you          
        have a gift for me?

672
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,425
I absolutely do!

673
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:53,093
Here you go.

674
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:55,053
Happy Juneteenth, Ziwe!

675
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:55,887
Wow!

676
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,222
Okay.

677
00:25:57,264 --> 00:26:00,392
It's a framed photo of       
        you and me that says

678
00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:04,312
"Black Women Can Co-Exist,"       
        because we can.

679
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,647
Wow.

680
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,607
Briefly after this photo,      
      I think you stabbed me.

681
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:08,858
Ahh!

682
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,986
I did; it was written in      
        the script, though.

683
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:12,112
You wrote that episode.

684
00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,115
I do take it back.

685
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,408
Apologize.

686
00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:17,409
Okay.

687
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:20,412
Who else has a gift for Mommy?

688
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,621
Bean Boots.

689
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:22,956
Oh, thank you!

690
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,874
A Black man with Bean        
     Boots and you're not rich?

691
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,835
I don't know how                  
 to answer that.

692
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,336
I'm actually regifting them.

693
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,045
[thud]

694
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,298
Next gift for Mommy?

695
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,593
It's a gift.

696
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,262
Thank you.

697
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,598
[Ike] Uh, it's a snow globe.

698
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:40,515
Wow!

699
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,058
And, um...

700
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:47,105
it symbolizes...how in...

701
00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:51,276
uh, the wintertime, it was     
    winter when the Emancipation

702
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:56,364
Proclamation was proclaimed       
 in 1863 -- New Year's Day.

703
00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:02,370
And so, on this Juneteenth, I...

704
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:06,416
feel that we should               
   harken back to...

705
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,918
the emancipation...

706
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:13,423
that happened in the         
 wintertime two years prior to,

707
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,968
um, the original Juneteenth.

708
00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:21,181
-Huh.                
         -[Ronald] Uh-huh.

709
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,766
[Ike] [clears throat]

710
00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:25,268
Can I go home to my family now?

711
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,770
No.

712
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,147
Um...

713
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:33,151
Yeah, I-- I didn't-- I       
      didn't get you anything.

714
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,403
I just thought, like, sort of     
   like Juneteenth was, like,

715
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,989
a day of, like, commemoration    
           and not, like,

716
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,408
-celebration.            
                -Oh!

717
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,494
But it was a day                  
 of freedom so...

718
00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:43,995
-Right.               
      -Some people were happy.

719
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:45,455
Right.

720
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,331
But were you sad in your     
    culture because you guys lost?

721
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,333
[Sam] [chuckles] No!              
 No, no, that's not--

722
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:49,417
The Europeans, were they upset?

723
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,169
No, I'm just                  
 thinking a lot about,

724
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:54,339
you know, me and sort of,      
   like, my privilege right now.

725
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:57,175
-[Michelle] Mm.           
            -[Ziwe] Mm.

726
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,803
-Mm.                
           -Is that good?

727
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,763
Don't make us      
             work to validate you.

728
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,181
Exactly.

729
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,183
-Yeah.               
               -Sure.

730
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,352
Ziwe, because the                 
 hours are so good,

731
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,562
we had time to prepare a song.

732
00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:11,022
The hours were rough!

733
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,233
Wow.

734
00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:18,321
[writers]   humming "Hark!      
        The Herald Angels Sing"

735
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:25,120
Beatbox.

736
00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:29,874
-[beatboxing]            
        -[writers]   humming

737
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:38,633
Rap. [laughs]

738
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,885
[dramatic thud]

739
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:43,555
I think             
      Juneteenth is here to stay

740
00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:46,641
Because Juneteenth        
           every year slays

741
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,310
Nobody wants to know       
          about another day

742
00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:51,563
So long as the                 
 day is Juneteenth

743
00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:53,857
Juneteenth, Juneteenth

744
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,234
Juneteenth, Juneteenth

745
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:58,570
Juneteenth, Juneteenth

746
00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:01,406
Juneteenth, Juneteenth

747
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:02,157
Hold hands.

748
00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:05,827
Happy Juneteenth, everyone!

749
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:07,370
White supremacy!

750
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,955
White supremacy!

751
00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:09,497
Is...

752
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,374
[all] Is bad!

753
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,417
-Is bad.              
           -[Sam] Is bad.

754
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,419
-Is bad.              
           -[Sam] Is bad.

755
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:17,255
I agree!

756
00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:18,256
I'm completely in agreement!

757
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,633
I couldn't be more in agreement!

758
00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,303
It's bad!

759
00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:24,637
[chuckling] Okay?!

760
00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:25,638
[chuckles]

761
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,098
This is crazy.

762
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:29,642
-jaunty music           
         -[Santa] Ho ho ho!

763
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:32,687
Each day, I gotta thank       
 Black people for the bravery

764
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:35,023
Because as a race, we            
 came back from slavery

765
00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:36,232
Hey!

766
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,026
We dispelled and            
 jumped over your knavery

767
00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:40,695
Damn it, you white           
 folks and your depravery

768
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:43,114
Not all the white folks        
 sittin' here in the stage

769
00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:44,532
Please don't                   
 go into a rage

770
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,700
And off of the page

771
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,076
Here we go for a second

772
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,620
And I know you                   
     was thinkin'

773
00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:50,246
"I freed the slaves!"

774
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,456
-That was Lincoln        
               -Ayy!

775
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,375
He only freed the           
 slaves because the economy

776
00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:57,086
And that is something            
     that has got to be

777
00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,714
Taught in school and           
 given to add the truth

778
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:00,757
Who's the guy                  
 that killed him?

779
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,550
John Wilkes Booth